I need guidance >moms best friend has daughter same age as

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>>36481025
What was her reaction? Was it pic related

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>>36481080
like this but she always looks like this now so hard to tell

anon i dont even know what to tell you. just go back in there and fuck the shit out of her

>>36481136
Yikes...
>>36481140
^ what he said

keep sniffing her clothes while jerking off in front of her every day to assert your dominance

>>36481175
>>36481140

I tried to go home earlier and threw up again. My mom has already been giving me shit, telling me to be more accomodating to her, I got no fucking clue whats going to happen, I ligit think she might threaten to kick me out

if she lied about not being there (like not responding), you're fine, since it was her fault
if she was asleep or something you can probably make it work, just apologize
you did use her shirt though, so

>>36481298
>>36481406

I didn't even premeditate the clothes sniffing thing it just did it on a whim because she smells heavenly.

It was the best nut I've ever had though

I don't think I'd be freaking out so much if it wasn't for that.

I wonder that she made the connection that I skipped like 100 videos and stopped only on girls that sort of looked like her...

>>36481462
>>36481462
Deny when mother asks, say it was an accident when she asks :)

>>36481508

no way that works

I'm expecting my shit already piled up in the living when I get home

lol it would be funny if it were true

>>36481671
Just try it! Worst thing that could happen is that all parties in your house judge you harshly

>>36481708

I think worst thing that happens is I get kicked out, my mom kicked my brother out when he was younger than me.

>>36481739
keep us updated OP, i want to see how this ends

also
>not having superior laptop

>>36481739
So what? Wasn't even that bad senpai

>>36481825

I spent all my money on a pc because vidya, was trying to save up to get a desk to move my pc to my side of the room.

I'm trying to work up the balls to go home, its getting late and its weird that mom hasn't called to ask where I am, so I'm pretty sure shit has hit the fan.

>>36481918
Nah. Everything's probably fine. She's probably just doing something

>>36481943
>>36481914

not sure if you guise are right or are just lulling me into a false sense of security...

>>36481968
No. I'm genuinely serious. I once made a school shooting joke and got into trouble, but it wasn't as bad as i thought

>>36481995

Fuck it I'm gunna go home.

she might not even say anything.. kind of awkward thing to bring up. depends on how much it disturbed her I guess and how she is with her mother.

>>36481968
Your sister and mom both know it's a natural need mane.
They'll probably poke fun at you for a while, but it'll blow over soon enough.

>>36482107
Yes! You'll probably find out nothing's happening

Honestly OP, you'd be surprised at how many people wouldn't judge you that hard for busting a nut. You have a sex drive just like any other guy on this planet. If they give you massive shit, just say you were trying to be discreet and wanted to get that shit out of your system.

You can't hide forever. You have to return at some point.

I'm near home, heading up in a minute, wish me luck.

Bump for how this pans out

>>36482320
It'll be fine senpai

>>36481739
howd ur brother get kicked out

>>36481025
This is gold. Anyone who asks what should be on /r9k/ instead of the shit threads, take notes.
gl op
everyone else is right, this is a kid doing kid things, not the end of the world.
barring your mother being way less normal than she seems in the description, it's all going to be fine.

Holy FUCKING SHIT this is COMEDY GOLD OP

POST SCREENS/TIMESTAMP OF THE DESK DIVISION FOR AUTHENTICITY

BECOME A CHAMPION /r9k/ NEVER ASKED FOR

OP I'll give you credit it's fucking hard to share a room with someone and have no privacy when you're a pubescent robot. It's her fault she didn't respond, but you'd be off the hook so much easier if you weren't smelling her fucking shirt.

>>36482169
OP put on a porno and jerked off while smelling the dirty clothes of the girl that was not 10 feet away from him, and busted a nut right in front of her, twice.
That's not just some average teenage load-blowing, to a normie it looks fucking deranged.

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>>36482320
Hope shit is okay. Plz keep us updated this is the only exciting thread right now.

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OP come back and keep us updated. I hope you are ok.

>>36481025
Its her fault too i think, Why she didnt responded when u asked?
Everyone need moments of privacy.

Legendary potential here lads. I don't know why I believe OP. but my advice is you should have used your words. running away is not a solution.

>>36481025
Op. You here?

Pics or gtfo op robo

I'm okay.

>walk in door
>"where've you been?"
>"I was watching fights at gym" (this is where I was hiding)
>"you should have taken $HERNAME with you, she's been alone all day, we've talked about this"
>she gives me a 20 minute lecture about how I should try and include $HERNAME more, try and get her out of the house, how she needs a real friend right now
>pokerface.flv
>back into room
>desk and chair is clean
>pc is off
>too afraid to peek around bookcase to look at her
>need to take a fucking shit but can't get to bathroom without walking past her

Pretty sure she cleaned up the evidence and didn't tell anyone, no idea what to do, think I'm going to shit myself though. Too robot to go use other bathroom right now.

>>36482976
TOld you kiddo

>>36482450

Can't take a pic with her here, if she leaves tomorrow I'll come back with pics.

Maybe if she goes to bathroom but I'm scared as fuck. If I get caught taking photos I think I would proceed to nearest window and plunge immediately.

>>36482976
>>36481025
OP if you arent actually lying the only way out it to own it. COmpletely own it. Just talk to the girl and say look you saw what happened it is what it is. Theres literally no point in making excuses or bullshiting your way through this one. Just grow some balls and be honest and talk with her. Clearly it didnt bother her if she cleaned up for you.

>>36482976
Apologize to her ya dingdong

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>>36482976
Go talk to her about what happened. Apologize and shit and say you just couldnt help it. Tell her you'll take her out for some food tomorrow to make up for it and you will not take no for an answer. Seems like she needs a good day. You could go to the park and just chill too. Dont think sexual thoughts keep it pure.

>>36482976
she touched your cum that's hot as fuck

>>36483021
I think that he need to do that too, but not now. maybe another day when things calm down.

>>36482976
Just explain yourself and ask her to never speak of it. Bury the hatchet .

>>36482976
I get the feeling you have said barely anything to her since she moved in. Dude she is depressed, she is vulnerable, probably relatable. I was in a similar situation. You will regret it for the rest of your life if you do not speak. Start some damn small talk for fuck sake.

>>36482976
tell you what to do:
1) wait up for her till she shows up
2) say you're sorry, and thanks for cleaning up your shit
3) tell her you care about her, and all that sappy crap
4) profit

>>36483048
do NOT apologize, she saw you in your pure primal alpha state don't let her go back to seeing you as a pathetic beta. if you acknowledge it to her do it in a way that places the blame on her

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>>36483021
>>36483060
Agreed
Wait until tomorrow
>>36483066
>>36483080
Wrong
Dont say sorry and if she hasnt said anything she wont.
Shes clearly either on your side or into it otherwise she would not have helped.

>>36481025
>I have literally 400 girlsdoporn videos

why is no one mentioning this? this is pretty unhealthy not to mention a massive waste of space. you should stop relying on porn so much if you ever want to succeed socially

>>36481025
i'm so sorry man but i laugh so hard, you should know that the chances of screwing everthing is high when someone is living in ur house temporarily then went to bathroom and fapped there.

>>36482976
if she cleaned up your mess and turned off your pc then she is looking out for you. Just tell her thanks for cleaning your mess up and see what she says and go from there.

>>36483100
no alpha in the universe sniffs a fucking used shirt while jerking off. fuck's sake, you're retarded.

Maybe she just had headphones in and didn't hear him call out.

>>36483100
m8... it's far to late for this robot to be seen as an alpha I would imagine.

I say if she forgives you, take her out for some new shoes or something. Buy her something and then on the way home "decide" you are hungry and stop at a casual dining place. Don't ask if she wants to stop just drive in and park and say " let's get some food". pay for it. Just don't do mcdonalds or shit like that.

And just like that you have lead her into a date.

>>36483119
Do you know where you are?
I have 500gig of porn.
>>36483048
>>36483215
Please stop posting. You have no idea what you are talking about dude.

>>36481025

Please screencap for *Best of 4chan* threads

>>36483119
I was going to ask where he got them. Is there a single torrent?

>>36483079

You are correct dude. Since she's move in the most I've said to her is "Bathrooms free" and "Dinners ready"

>>36483048
>>36483021
>>36483066

Straight up didn't know how to speak to her before, now I'm terrified to even look at her.

Can anyone give me a way to start a conversation? Like what do I actually say

>>36483145
why would anyone sniff a clean shirt? you think alphas don't like girl smell?

>>36483250
I venture to say I know a thing or two about women m8.

>its another tripfag enters someone elses thread and starts shitting up the place with numerous replies no one cares about episode

gee what a surprise

>>36482976
Just explain to her you thought she was out of the room, and then fuck her

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>>36483279
Walk up to her
>can we talk?
>Look im sorry you saw that, thx for cleaning up and covering for me.
The end.
Or what im betting will happen is
she'll say
>why were you sniffing my shirt
BE HONEST!!!
Just come clean
>Im think youre so beautiful i just cant help it, im just being honest
See how she reacts.
No point in lying, just be honest and direct.
>>36483292
I dont know you so explain to me why thats true.

>>36483278
Honesty is best.
Just conveniently omit any mention of lust for her.

I recommend you just say "I'm sorry about earlier. I thought I was alone. I left in a rush because I was and still am extremely embarrassed."

>>36483278
The time to ask how to start a conversation with her was before you stole her clothes to use as a masturbatory aide. Too late for this now, my friend.

>>36483278
Just say to her, "Hey next time give me a heads up you're actually in the room so you don't have to watch"

>>36483349
>Just conveniently omit any mention of lust for her.
completely 100% wrong
No one wants you in the thread dude

>>36483344
I would say it is better if asked why he was sniffing a shirt if he just said it was because her perfume reminded him of a woman he was attracted to.

Intentionally vague and not untrue

>>36483344

don't fucking mention the cleaning, don't use gross contextual words

just some shit like

>I feel really bad about earlier, I'm really sorry and embarassed about what happened. I thought I was alone and when I saw you I panicked.

>>36483373
If you say so. I actually have experience in similar situations where a girl caught me jerking it. Didn't sniff her clothes though.

>>36483373

only sociopaths try to get women when they're on the verge of suicide you fucking lunatic.

Update us OP also to start a convo with the girl after you apologize ask her if she wants to talk about anything and apologize for neglecting her

>>36483405
wong, shes already on his side thats why she cleaned up. Just be honest.

>>36483416
No you should thank her for helping you. It isnt even gross every single girl half as hot as her has seen jizz loads of times.

>>36483435
fuck off b8ta cuCK

>>36483433
And? For all i know you actually are fat and a complete loser. For all I know that girl was ugly and fat. Its your word vs mine.

>>36483435
Being honest vs trying to fuck her arent the same thing. Clearly she doesnt care or else she wouldnt have cleaned up.

>>36483490
It was my wife's sister.

>>36483460
you guys realize it was most likely his mom that cleaned it up....right? Like, you really aren't this daft are you?

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>this retarded faggot OP obviously in high school
>4chan doesn't blink at underage pieces of shit literally admitting to being underage anymore

All of you underage redditor pieces of shit should just kill yourselves.

>>36483460
She likely cleaned up because she doesn't want semen in the same room as her.

Some people don't want loose bodily fluids occupying the same space they live in.

Crazy, I know.

OP here, slight update I managed to make it to the toilet without shitting myself but now I have to walk past her facing her direction when I leave so that sucks.

You guys are giving me a lot of conflicting answers and not much precise instructions

>>36483490
>Being honest vs trying to fuck her arent the same thing. Clearly she doesnt care or else she wouldnt have cleaned up.

this is a very autistic thing to say. if you're gonna bring up emotional shit do it later when she's fucking stable. she doesn't need that shit when she's actively fighting off the noose in her head. she needs a friend and a shoulder.

>>36483548
kill yourself you underage fucktard

>>36483503
You didnt address anything i said. Maybe shes ugly. maybe your wifes ugly. Why would anyone listen to you?

>>36483507
If shes half the bitch OP says she is she definitely wouldve said something to him you moron.

>>36483551
This is beta talk. This is exactly why you arent getting anywhere in life. When you see an oppurtunity seize it. Also those 2 things arent mutually exclusive. He can be all those things and still be honest.

>>36483548
Apologize for her seeing you and that you were really embarrassed and thats why you acted the way you did. Apologize for not acting like you care about her and that you do and youve been kinda acting distant but you just dont know what to say and that if she wants to talk youll listen

>>36483548
You have a few choices

>wing it
>take the advice of fatman a guy who has had a few girls and a similar situation
>take advice from the average r9k user (a board that seems to pride itself on ineptitude with women)

>>36483570
I don't see how their appearances would have any impact on the situation desu

>>36483615
How do you not get it?
If theyre ugly then fatman has no game so who really cares what he has to say.
On the otherhand if hes fucking 8+/10s everyweekend then hell yes lets listen to him. If a hunter never kills a deer would you still take his advice. Jesus how fucking stupid are you people?

>>36483548
IM pleading with you to just be honest. There is no point in lying or using flowery language. Shes already seen everything theres nothing left.

>>36483635
>IM pleading with you to just be honest.
t. cuck

Fucking tell her you've had blue balls for days and that you just fell into your urges. Don't apologize though she's the one living with you

>>36483635
Oh I get it. You value only appearance and sex appeal and have seen so much porn it has been transposed into your perception of reality. Gotcha.

>>36483548
TLDR:
>listen to a hypocritical tripfag who thinks that by attentionwhoring and replying to himself he is better than others here
>listen to random anons who want to see you make fuck
>listen to yourself

its not that hard, what did you expect?

just act like nothing happened, anything else will seem like you are desperate to sleep with her, she was invading your privacy.

>>36483677
I haven't replied to myself buddy. But alas I am not interested in arguing with you desu.

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>>36483548

You're in an odd fucking position, I don't know what I would say to her if I were you...or if I would talk to her at all.

She's going through a tough time and had to watch some autist bust a load everywhere while sniffing her shirt. All you can do is be honest, apologize for not knowing she was there and you were sniffing her shirt because you're a lonely weirdo. But don't tell her you have feelings for her, that will just make it more awkward and worse. Or you could both just pretend it never happened, but at the least, I would apologize.

>>36483654
>t. cuck
Explain to me how telling a girl you think shes hot makes me a cuck? Seriously please explain it.

>>36483667
Ya me and literally every other human being on the planet. You are pretending you dont cause your ugly and so if your wife. This is a fox and grapes situation.

>>36483705
How many people have to tell you youre stupid before you get it?

>>36483548
just apologize with full honestly

Just apologize. It's the only thing you can do. If you ignore what happened you will just make it weirder

>>36483731
because you're a faggot virgin underage who is invested in another underage faggot's shitty beta life, cuck

also because you're raising a black son

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Tried to talk to her walking out of bathroom.

>Walk up to end of her bed
>Brain switches off, don't say anything
>She sits up and looks at me
>Silence for like 5 seconds
>"UUuuuh, I got chewed out for not bringing you with me today"
>"oh"
>"Sorry"
>"mh"
>Silence for another 5 seconds
>"Sorry"
>"mhm"
>Another 5 seconds of silence
>Walk away

Back on my side now.

>>36483731
Post her lets see

>>36483119
Are you fucking serious?

I have almost 300gb of porn.

>>36481025
just fucking murder everyone you know, its that easy, and also the secret bible says thats the only way you go to heaven.

>>36483749
Youre right
All of thats true

>>36483767
>Post her lets see
Post who
>>36483762
Well at least she didnt say anything again. Your need to grow some balls though and go back.

>>36483762
What phone you got OP clearly you are phone posting but those file names are kinda weird for a phone which makes me think this is fake

>>36483762
you can't avoid this forever anon

just say "sorry about what happened earlier" at the very least least

>>36483762
It's just like my animes. Also
>apologizing

>>36483762
Well this is good news kind of.

Now you have an excuse to take her out also because she knows your mom is making you.

If she has fun confess you did also and you want to do it again.

Remember to keep a girl's attention you have to keep her comfortable. Avoid talking about her father too. That should go without saying. Don't mention any fathers.

>>36483781
You said she was ugly i wanna see

>>36483762
Write her a note apologizing and telling her that you just have trouble talking to her but you do care about her

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>>36481025

>walk out the door without saying a word

Good show.

>>36483807
God shut the Fuck up trip fag he's not even responding to you why do you keep posting?

>>36483762
just say all the things

>I'm really, really sorry
>I thought you weren't in the room, i've been holding it in for days
>I plan to sniff it I just was in the moment

>>36483807
This is actual good advice unlike your other posts

>>36483777
can't argue those trips are holy

>>36481025
You have to tell her not to talk about what happened with anyone.havent you thought about that?

>>36483849
It's hard to give good advice with a lack of info desu.

In any case I am not suggesting OP should follow the letter of any advice i give but rather consider them.

All advice should be taken with a pinch of salt desu.

>>36483817
>You said she was ugly i wanna see
Are you seriously saying you want me to post a picture of fatmans ugly wife? I think its time to stop posting.

Just tell her to leave her panties around next time since the shirt wasn't good enough.

>>36481025
If she told any of her friends? Then you will get back to being bullied.

>>36481671
It's your house

>>36483886
Just show me what you sre talking about nigga

T-t-t-thanks for c-c-covering me.

>>36483807
get out of this thread trip fagging cuck no one cares about your fucking life

(you) are not that important or influential that you need a trip code

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>>36483762
Well atleast you said sorry.

>>36482976
You literally gave her a huge boost of confidence and validation and in exchange she cleaned up after you.
She looks at you like you're going to be her future husband whose going through a sexually frustrated phase

>>36483847

Screw that pussy bullshit. Just fucking own it at this point.

>it's my fucking room
>i never agreed to share it with you
>i have goddamn needs
>help me with them or get the hell out of here while i take care of it

>>36483824
This x100
oregano

>>36483762
Christ dude, stop being so autistic.
Try and interact with her a bit. You said you cared about her but you've just been letting her sink further into depression alone despite the fact she's just a bookshelf away. Take her out to a movie or something, distract her from all the shit that's happening.

>>36483053
Do what this guy said.

>>36483215
Alright OP whatever you do DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY HE'S AN AUTIST

OP keep us updated pls

>>36483935
Sit and sputter friendo. You have no power here.

>>36483912
How can a person be this stupid? I seriously cant believe it.
I dont have a pic of his wife you idiot im saying considering he deflected when i said that that implies I was right and she is in fact ugly. Please for your own sake never post again.

>>36483953
A little harsh but yes.
Again
Just be honest whats done is done
>>36483968
Ya its very alpha to write notes. Consider suicide.

>>36483984
s-sss-ssorry fat-chan

fuck off really this isnt your thread stop ruining it

>>36483807
Please fuck off. It is so obvious you got pity dated by a few ugly spergs so now you think you are the hot shit r9k guru. You have no wisdom kid. Kill yourself.

>>36483762
the reason she probably feels awkward is because she's living with an autist who doesn't make conversation
it's not exactly your fault anon, it's just that girls are socially conditioned to be on the receiving end of all socialization
you not talking to her makes her feel weird, like she shouldn't talk either
if you initiate conversations with her, eventually she'll feel like she can open up around you
treat her like a friend first, and someone you want to fuck second

>>36483953
>how to make everyone in the situation take the other person's side: the post

>>36483974
Whatever you say. I fucked a couple of girls using that move.

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Hey OP, could you update us every day? Maybe you could use a tripcode

>>36483762
Ask her if she needs to get anything off her chest or if she wants to vent about what happened with her dad.

>>36484021
You're honestly the most pathetic person on a board dedicated to pathetic people

>>36483278
whatever you do don't act like it didn't happen

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>>36483912
here dude curiosity sated

>>36484015
>the reason she probably feels awkward is because she's living with an autist who doesn't make conversation

In my defence, she doesn't really talk to anyone anymore, her douche bf dumped her recently because she's basically mute now, and she mostly just "uhuhs" and "mhms" at her mom

>>36484035
100% for this. I need to know how this eventually plays out. This will give me reason to go on for at least the next few days.

>>36484021
>i fucked """""""Couple"""""" of girls
clearly this isnt true and if it is leave /r9k/ and go back to /r/4chan

>>36484015

Acting like you're such an ugly autistic piece of shit that you having a sex drive is wrong is what will make everyone in the situation come down harshly on you.

If you can't even convince yourself that you're a goddamn human being than don't expect anyone else to be convinced either.

>>36483053
>>36483048

>op is in his own fucking room
>has done nothing wrong except for the shirt thing and that is a question for the ages

stay cucked my friend

>>36484100

If this goes on for the next few days I will throw myself into traffic I'm dying here

>>36483785
what the fuck are you talking about file names for? you save an image off the internet the same way as on a computer as in the file names would be the same?

let me guess, you use an iphone?

>>36484119
the shirt is the wrong part it should have an apology

>>36484101
I never claimed to be a super stud. Ffs I am an ugly fat guy. But in total I have fucked 6 girls. It's not a huge number by any means, sure.

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>>36483215
>take her out for some new shoes or something
The fuck? Are you going to feed her a bowl of eggs too?
Fucking tripfags, I swear.

>>36484086
5/10?

>>36484145
Wow watch out everyone 6 whole girls

>>36484162
Only is she eats all of them.

>>36484145
You try to act like you're hot shit or that you're filled with wisdom because you fucked a few spergy bitches

Did she see your dick OP?

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>>36484091
Well Chief Gargles-with-Semen you need to figure out a way to get her to open up. Does she ever cry when she thinks you're asleep or not there? She caught you beating it, you catch her crying. Ask her to talk about it and let her know you're there and willing to listen. She's mute because her dad died, she lost her home and now shares a room with a robot whom she caught jerking off while using her shirt. What you did isn't the main cause of it but it's another straw on the camels back so don't feel like it's a nuke but still ya gotta do SOME damage control.

Everybody in this thread should just filter fatman, you won't regret it.

>>36484174
What can I say? I married young.

>>36484134
>using an iphone wew lad
i dont phone post so i dont know but i always see faggots woth "image.jpg" or "IMG_3208"

>>36483991
Well obviously verbal communication is not working and I think weve already come to the consensus that op is a beta so he might as well write a damn note

>>36484091
that would be depression, yep

my best advice would be to try to get her talking again
find out what she likes, what she's passionate about, and get her to tell you about it
it makes you feel better to talk when you're depressed, it can just be hard to find a reason

>>36484111
apologizing isn't "thinking having a sex drive is wrong", you can say that you have needs, just dont be a dick about it

>>36484197
I use my iPhone cause usually I'm on steam playing new Vegas or something.

>>36484145
Im sorry its clear that your autism is so bad that you need to be here.

btw not saying no isnt consent

>>36484197
it doesn't matter there is no real way of knowing if someone is posting from a phone or not

someone correct me if I'm wrong

>>36484220
yeah there is a way by file name thats why i was asking like i said before if you see shit like image.jpg it's a phone poster

>>36484214

What the fuck do you think apologizing is exactly?

>>36482450
>>>/r/4chan
please, just leave

>>36483762
OP fucking build a wall already and enforce the boundary, it's the only thing you can pull off that will make the situation better at this point

>>36484127
Still, OP, we want to see how this ends

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>>36483119
>he doesn't save porn for when the nanny state cracks down

>>36484245
he's apologizing for fucking nutting with her shirt while she was next to him, not for nutting in general

>>36484035
>using tripcodes for their intended purpose
not on MY 4chan

>>36484287
however, it is also partially her fault for not fucking saying anything while he was there

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>>36483762
That's it then, yeah? Sounds over to me. I think at this point you should carry on as normal. Don't pretend it never happened, but don't mention it.

>>36484192
>What can I say?
Nothing. Thats what everyone wants.

>>36484213
He should face his fears and get over it. I dont want him to settle.

>>36484306
How does her being there make him jacking it with her shirt her fault? That's an entirely different situation of blame.

OP what region are you in if you're too beta to talk to this woman I'm gonna come to your house and MAKE you two be friends.

>>36484238
>>36484220

Using a cheap ass chinese windows tablet I bought from a guy at a stall, hotspot to my phone, its a piece of shit.

I'm gunna take another run at her in a minute

>>36484344
Gtfo normie you dont belong on this board if you think its that easy

>>36484015
>>how to make everyone in the situation take the other person's side: the post

who's everyone? so far this is only her and him and his psycho-mom is somewhere off in the background dusting the bins

it's clear that you don't value privacy and boundaries from your post, not only because you don't respect that OP has his own room which his retarded momma is making him share for her own selfish reasons, but because you invented phantom people who're not even in the scenario looking askance at OP

this sounds somewhat fake but well

i would keep going as it is >>36483762 until her inevitable suicide

unless she recovers and tells her friends about this, then the one who would kill himself would be me

try sending her a message/note like someone mentioned at least, let's see how she responds

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>>36483777
Kek pls. This anon doesn't want to go to jail please take your advice to a trap thread instead. Also shadilay.

>>36481025
holy fuck I thought this wasn't an alpha board.

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>>36484293
Fuck off don't you wanna see how this ends? This is some meme material right here

>>36484344
I'll have to disappoint you.
You're used to that aren't you?

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>>36484363
Write her a note on a piece of paper that says hey are you okay and throw it over the DMZ

>>36484287

Sure, you can throw in a "sorry I ruined your shirt" in at the end if you wanted.

>>36484086
jesus fuck this guy says a bunch of dumbass shit so he can show off these old ass pictures of his "wife" every fucking chance he gets. he even threw off his trip so the archive won't show how much he posts it.

leave this fucking board attention cuck

I think you're overreacting a bit. It's not like it's some secret that you like jerkin the gherkin. I think everyone understands that the only men that don't jack off are monks. I think writing an apologetic note to her will smooth over your problems mostly. Also if she's depressed she's probably doesn't care as much.

>>36484381
I dont have problems talking to girls but I do have other ones. Dont tell me where I belong.

>>36484423
haha yep you got me. You when. Youre so much better than me being born fat ugly and marrying a 5/10. You are a true hero.

>>36484444

Point of order I didn't nut ON her shirt, I'm not a fucking animal

I was just smelling it while I jizzed

>>36484473
You can't upset me m8. Just wasting your time desu.

>>36481025
Assert domiance by nutting in front of her bed while she's sleeping don't stop even if she wakes up.

>>36484481

>nothing even happened to this shirt she cared so little about she threw it on some dude's floor

Well then who gives a shit?

>>36484531
She threw it on her floor. They're sharing a room.
You're not so autistic you think ownership of the shirt is what matters here, right?

OP asking again, what region you from? And how old are you? And when will you start using a tripcode in conjunction with this tale?

>>36484481

It can play out in a few ways

1) She already told her friends about it and they're going to give her a place to stay
2) She moves in with Chad
3) She eventually wants to fug

I feel like her mom and you're mom fantasize over the idea that you and her get married so that way they can be related. I bet they even have the wedding dress already picked out

>>36484509
You sound kind of upset feeding him (you)'s and such

>>36484426
>>36484363
This for the love of god

>>36484554
I am in an abundance of free time because I can't sleep. May as well slake the boredom

>>36484509
Im not trying to upset you you mong. IM just letting you know that almost no one cares what youre saying. Besides all I did was repeat what you said yourself. You already admitted you are fat and ugly and posted that pic of your wife yourself. Think before posting.

>this entire thread
Lol, if anyone actually believes this story this board is fucked

>>36484591
>>36484554
stop replying to this fucker for christs sake

>>36484606
You doubt autism? I completely believe hed jack off and sniff a girls shirt.

>>36484606
Ok now put your trip back on

>>36484551

>le autism meme

So cute.

Right now this is between OP and that girl and he is the one who is going to frame this.

Either OP thinks it is ok for him to jerk it off in his own goddamn room or he is shame filled cuck boy that is going to get shit on by everyone in that house.

>>36484622
That wasn't me m8. I don't drop my trip unless I switch browsers and forget to put it back. It makes rational people who don't like me have an easier time filtering my posts and irrational people sling salt. Both are fine.

>>36484627
So it's autism, gotcha.

>>36484704

So you're a shit posting cuck? Good to know.

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>>36483250
>he only has one hard drive of porn

>>36481298
back to 9fag, nigger

Fuuck guys..i think she told my mom

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Alright I came up with exactly what I wanted to say, tried to give it a go.

>"you awake?"
>"mhm"
>fuck was hoping she was asleep
>go over there
>she sits up
>completely forgot what I was planning on saying
>"I dunno what to say"
>"mm"
>"yknow about the whole thing"
>"mm"
>"thanks for not telling anyone"
>"I told $HUGEBITCH" $HUGEBITCH from school, it was her boyfriend I got in the blow out with last year, she seethes fucking hatred for me every time I get near her
>mfw
>basically dry heave
>"I didn't really"
>she keeps this fucking poker face the whole time
>>36481136

I retreated

>>36484745
How do you know?

origami is a japanese paperfolding technique

Let me get this straight: so this girl that stays with you who is depressed and never talks to you or anyone since her dad died caught you masturbating while sniffing her shirt, and then goes on to still not talk to you or anyone and is still depressed?

Dude, there is nothing you need to do here. She is not even close to done processing the death of her father. How vain do you have to be to think playing with your little dick with her in the same room is anywhere near on the level of what she is dealing with? She is acting on mechanical drive not to stop living right now. I'd be surprised she even noticed anything.

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>>36484730
Its even worse. IM trying to quit porn and in a moment of strength/weakness i deleted it all. Ive never had so much regret hit me all at once.

>>36484752
OK so thats not bad. Again shes clearly on your side sense she didnt say anything and the fact she is teasing/joking with you means shes ok. relax you fucking sperg.

>>36484752

Pretty sure thats the most shes said to me at one time in the last month as well

>>36484752
It sounds like she's a retard for either trying to make a joke or just being a fucking sperg by saying that she told someone of she really didn't.

That, or she did and went back on it after seeing your reaction.

>>36484752
lmao she's hates you since before this event dude
She's probably resentful that you've been so cold towards her. If you had spent some time building a positive relationship with her you could overcome this but you were a weak cowardly little bitch and now you're fucked.

>>36483119
The purpose of this place is to turn autists into turbo autists.
It's what we all aspire to, really

>>36484786
>>36484796
This si why you guys are bad with women.
She was playfully teasing OP which he deserved considering what he did. Jesus you guys need help.

>>36484349
>partially her fault
>not saying anything

>>36484383
phantom people?
>op's dad
>girl's mom
>op's uncle (mentioned in op)

yall need to learn some reading comprehension

>>36484752
Dude, she obviously wants to get closer to you. Fucking start talking to her regularly, even if it's mundane shit. She needs someone, and you're right there. I'm surprised you haven't taken the opportunity you've been given before this.

>>36484822
Highly dependent on facial expression and tone.
From the face he posted I would say otherwise.

>>36484822
>you spergs just don't get it
HER DAD JUST DIED SHES NOT FUCKING FLIRTING WITH HIM

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>>36484752

Buy a chastity device and single key, lock it onto your penis, give her the key and tell her that she is now in control of when you can and can't orgasm.

This is literally the only way that you can right your wrong.

>>36484752
the fact that she didn't fucking tell a soul AND cleaned up after is a great sign.
That's amazing

>>36484752
want to see how screwed up you get if she really told someone

can't see if sarcasm or a joke through text

>>36484856
This, jflsnoebvkps

>>36484752
>>36484780 is right, the fact that she's joking about it means you're probably in the clear

>>36484796

god this is painful to read. for the first 12-13 years of our lives we spent like 3-6 hours together every day, then stopped cold turkey. Her moving in is the first time I'd been alone with her since. didn't know what to do

I bet this shit thread played out in an anime and OP is trying to live the dream

>>36484855
>HER DAD JUST DIED SHES NOT FUCKING FLIRTING WITH HIM
Flirting and teasing arent the same
again this is why youre bad with women

>>36484850
Her face is stuck because of her dad dying. She can still bust OPs balls for what he did.

>>36484872
Jesus someone with a normie brain like me>>36484873
Hes wrong dont listen

>>36484902
Alright scrabble

>>36481136
Go tell her youre sorry and tgat as long as shes living with you you will never use her possesions like that again.
Thats the only way to salvage whatever is left of your friendship.
Also
>teenagers
Ur so b&

>>36484902
>Yeah her dad's death is so traumatic it paralyzed her face, but she can still snark it up about OP's masturbation habits!

>>36484902
Love and Hate are on the same spectrum. You can work that hate meter to pointing towards love and with some time and metamorphisis you can be fugging her.

Now its time for you to alpha up and make a huge drastic change in your life to win her love. Work out, get fit and keep at it.

>>36484943
Its not the same. It doesnt make sense to you because of your condition.

>>36484967
Why did you say this to me? I agree but she never hated him.

>>36484752
Relax you handled it just fine.

Now just be more careful about your self love sessions

>>36484752
She's teasing you anon, that's a good sign. Now keep going. Tell her something like ''you know how I've been so quiet since you've been here ... I wanted to give you some space, but I care about you... **hand on shoulder** if there's anything I can do to help let me know.'' Then either bring up some nice memory from when you were younger and inseparable or suggest watching a movie in front of the computer or something. She needs a distraction bro.

dude, fuck her

This thread is such a larp.
No fucking proof or anything.

Can't belive you new faggots fall for this bait.
You niggers, you're the reason /r9k/ a shit.

>>36484995

By accident.


>>36485005
This

>>36484796

Fuck this hurts to read. We spent like 3-6 hours a day alone together for the first 12-13 years of our life then stopped cold turkey.

When they moved in here was the first time we'd been alone since back then, didn't know what to do

>>36485017
what type of fuck her

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>>36484752
She's not into you and she's told someone she knows has aggression towards you. You got caught messing up but she's been kinda mean about it all. I'd hoped you could spin this and move closer to her but I think what's best is to ghost her as much as you can. It's simply not happening anon, I'm sorry.

>>36485030
deja vu? did I just read the same post twice?

>>36485033
penis in vagina

oroginul

This is some quality fucking content right here, this is why /R9K/ is for, not tjat trap bullshit.

Also how big is your willy op?
If you get a chance to dog her, pass, it might be a tests for how perverted you may be, accept on second or third time though.
Idk man good luck, keep us informed my man.

>>36484831

ftr,

my dads dead, her dads dead

In house is me, her, her mom, my mom

Uncle doesn't live here.

Brother got kicked out.

I actually told my brother all this and he said if she does tell anyone and they tease me, beat the shit out of them, which is his answer to literally everything and why he got kicked out of the house

>>36485024
You don't know what larp means.

We don't really care if it's fake or not. Do you have autism attacks while watching movies too?

>>36485059
Two reatarded to read
>"I didn't really"

Shit little nigga

Strike the iron while it's hot! go balls deep in that vulnerable puss

>>36485089
Ghost her anon, but not entirely. Go on whatever mandated shenanigans anonmom makes you with her but just be as distant as you have been. She told a friend who she knows is gonna tell people and mock you. She's in a bad spot sure but she did roastie shit to a robot. Sorry if it's not the outcome you expected.

>>36483667
>You value only appearance and sex appeal
What are you fucking gay?

>>36485065

I went to the kitchen and thought I didn't post it because I'm dumb as fuck

OP i'm fairly drunk because of being heart broken but that story with

>How do I kill someone and make it look like suicide?

caught me so off guard holy shit i'm dying, fucking in tears. thank you lad

>>36485102
>Too retarded to spell retarded.

>>36485166
>thats the joke which is why i wrote two

>>36485099
Live-Action-Role-Playing
He's role-playing as an autist that got caught.

>>36485171
>Live-Action

>>36485089
sounds more fake than ever, unless this is just some fucker pretending to be op

>>36485089
Ask if her moms single and then before she can answer laugh and say "oh right of course she is."

OP make a tripcode and update us tomorrow

I'm trying to fall asleep but I cant.

Everyones giving me advice on how to fuck her but I don't even really want to do that. I've accepted thats not my lot in life.

I just want this shit to end I can't handle it.

>>36485193
Exactly, live.
He's roplaying right now.

Fake and gay no proof at all

>>36485318

If I dont die in my sleep I'll try and come back with proof tomorrow. I can't take a photo while she's here and she barely ever fucking leaves which is why I swooped into jacking off so quickly

If it weren't for the shirt I'd say this was just an awkward moment but christ man I feel gross just thinking about people I know while masturbating.

She probably hasn't brought it up to anyone because she's depressed and it's pretty fucking hard to find a way to tell someone that the dude sharing his room with you fucked your shirt

>>36485307
Just forget about it. If her friend starts shit deal with that as it comes up. Ghost the roastie

>>36485307
dont be a faggot you started this thread now you've got too see it through to the end and try to fuck her

>>36485367

That actually made me laugh but I tried to stop it so it just came out as a growly cough but then I laughed anyway so thanks she now probably thinks I'm a schizophrenic on top of being a creep

>>36485357
>I'll come back with proof I swear hahhaa, believe me lmao, I'm trust worthy
Fuck off retard how hard is it so snap a pic of the girl in the room.

>>36485295
This.

[/spoiler/] this comment is very original [/spoiler/]

>>36481025
Bust a nut again and stare her straight in the eye the whole time and when you are done tell her to clean it up again. Only then will you escape betadom

>>36485420

hundo percent what I need right now is to duck around the corner, take a photo with the fucking "SNAP" sound and probably have the flash go off because I'm a retard who doesn't know how to work the camera app, that'll make my life better for sure

>>36485420
Not op but dude he already got caught beating off while sniffing her shirt, the last thing he needs is to take a pic of her so she's worried he's gonna beat off to her.

>>36485464

worst part is I am fully torque right now

>>36485480
>What is a mirror
>What is webcam
>What is those apps which make the screen appear off, but when you tap it, it takes a pic

>>36481025
God damn man. That's rough.
Maybe she'll learn a lesson and suck your dick.
This is some 10/10 green, regardless.

>>36485477
just get it off her insta or something bro

why aren't you fucking her RIGHT NOW?

>>36485509
>>What is those apps which make the screen appear off, but when you tap it, it takes a pic
i need this, plz name one

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>>36484752
This is actually good, you just have to take profit out of this situation and start talking to her, if she didn't freak out and just teased you don't worry, she doesn't mind about what happened, and when you have been talking for enough time to erase the image of ''the autistic guy'' she has of you use the excuse of your mom talking shit to take her somewhere.

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>>36485477
OP you do want to fuck her man, you do. She didn't object when you moved in because she wants you to. Her mom want's someone to love her and you ARE a GOOD guy.

Just tell her what's on your mind. You need to first let her know that YOU fucking care about her, make a point of it. I know you fucking do and you fucking should. This is what it means to be a MAN. She needs someone to hold her when she is crying about her father, you gotta break that shell of your and get the fuck out of it for once. This is extremely important.

Don't give her the normal shit. Be real as fuck. Tell her you see the look in her eyes that screams sadness and defeat, tell her that it hurts you so much to see her go through this.

Give her a hug, hug her tight. Don't apologize for what you did, she doesn't want you to. Real men own that fucking shit, the only thing that will make you guys feel better is by accepting the feelings you got of her when you were masturbating. That "lack of attraction" probably doesn't exist when you masturbate to her constantly, you think she doesn't do the same? Do what I said, fucking do it. Do it in your own way but make it a point that YOU fucking CARE.

>>36485477
YOU NEED TO REALIZE SHE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO FUCKING HOLD HER. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, HUG HER AND JUST TELL HER YOU ARE SORRY AND YOU FUCKING CARE MAN

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OP, don't try to do anything creepy to her. Just remember that she has the power now to ruin your life. Try to be as nice as possible to her

If she's in bed go jerk off while sniffing her

>>36485670
fuck man I want this so bad, I would to if I wasn't abused as a child. I will do fine but man did I get fucked up from my childhood abuse in my teen years.

How fucking good do girl's clothes smell though?

>>36484780
hey mate just fyi there's software you can use to recover that stuff unless you used magnets or some shit

>>36485731

OP here so fucking good its not fair.

I'd be fine if it wasn't for that fucking shirt.

I'm in a spiral here.

>>36485739
>there's software
you have my attention
it isnt a big deal desu but im still curious cause at least 10% was pure gold i wouldve liked to keep

Post her pic anon

Also try talking it out or sth. She should more or less understand the sniffing thing, unless she's a total bitch.
I've never found myself in such a situation, but I can tell you from my experience that usually honesty is the best way out of awkward situations.

>>36485595
>>36485627
>>36485665
>>36485005
Fuck anon. Listen to us. For both your sakes, these posts are actual good advice.
>t. A normie who's fucked 20 girls and been in a relationship for the past 4 years

>>36485703
You know it's what you have to do dude, you have nothing to lose but you can win a ticket out of the beta zone, but don't be too nice or you may end up as her best friend which is fucking worse, just get close to her now that you have the chance.

>>36485746
Listen let shit settle down then you gotta be real with her man, you love her. She wants you. Chill in your underwear, be cool with her man. Don't butt rush the subject, wait for some sexual tension to build. Be her friend for now. Eventually start chillin in your underwear, talk about taboo stuff and eventually you guys can spill your guts to eachother.

>>36485793
that wasn't op posting >_>

>>36485767
When you 'delete' files on modern Operating Systems, it essentially just removes references to them and allows the system to overwrite the bits if need be.
If the hard drive that had the stuff on hasn't been entirely overwritten you might be able to recover the collection using one of these programs:
https://www.lifewire.com/free-data-recovery-software-tools-2622893

OP how can we know what happened when this thread dies?

>>36483100
this is what happens when you spend all your time on the internet and have no concept of context or sociability, you think like this fucking idiot here

>>36485835
He'll read it anyway, but he sounded a lot like OP so I just assumed it was him.

>>36484021
not after you fucking got cause cumming in front of them while sniffing their shirt you fucking autistic idiot baka

>>36485869
This, I need to know how this ends.

>>36483100
>pure primal alpha state
>wanking all over desk while sniffing her shirt, then running away and hiding
Truly, the pinnacle of masculinity.

>>36483548
I promise you if you just be honest and be like 'look im sorry i didnt realise you were there. if you need anything just let me know' you will make a friend for life

Friends are made via vulnerability. When people accept each other when they show vulnerability, they become friends. She has no choice but to accept whats happened because you live together and now even though you dont realise it you have almost crash-course bonded. I guarentee if you play this right you could probably get her to reveal every thought shes ever had to you

>>36485869
this, also toasting in a somewhat out of the ordinary bread

>>36483807
oh shut the fuck up you social retard

>>36485906

yeah everyone saying alpha is giving me too much credit.

>>36485869
>>36485903
I'll try update tommorow with this trip. I am a fucking coward though so idk. I was trying to work up the balls to post an insta of her but can't do it

>>36485967
post proofs pls kthx

>>36484752
you're just a fucking autist desu if a girl was forced to sleep in the same room as me theres literally no way in hell we wouldnt be having sex

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Girls just want to talk. So don't worry about the perfect line to break the ice. Ask these questions.

Start by sitting down and looking at her directly. And say

> How are you feeling?
If she gives one word answer, agree with her and/or ask another question

>Do you feel like talking about it?

If she rejects this question, just respond with I understand. We probably wouldn't be friends if it wasn't for our moms. But I am here if you want to talk. If she opens up just keep asking her questions.

If she rejects talking ask her:
>Do you feel like getting out the house?
>Do you want to go for a walk?

Or if she opens up, let her talk. Listen to her and determine if you should ask more questions.

> If you decide to bring up the masturbation, do it jokingly by saying "So did you enjoy the show (earlier/yesterday)?"


Teenager rules for making a move. Look for signals. If she touches you, try to hold her hand. Holding hands is always the first step before a kiss. If you just ask for a kiss you make it awkward and beta yourself into the friend zone. If she allows you to hold her hand then u can kiss her.


My progression goes
>Look for signals (eye contact, calling by your full name, playing with hair, purposeful body contact)

>put arm around her or hold hand. Example, if she grabs your leg put your hand on top of hers and hold it.

>Begin holding hands, hug, and then kiss.

Don't prey on her in this vulnerable time. But these steps should work on any girl. Always start by taking interest in what she says and acting stupid allowing her to explain things to you.
Show interest in her and she'll reciprocate even just as a friend.

>>36486011

I'll try but probably just a photo of the room. shes here more than I am unfortunately but if she goes to the toilet I'll try and find the balls.

I'm still shit scared of her even just catching me taking a photo of the room though, especially her side of it

>>36485967
What state and town are you in Op?

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>>36485967
Okay thanks. What title are you going to add so we can filter it? When are you uploading it, in the afternoon, night or morning?

Also, if you're going to send an insta make sure you cover the name of the profile, there's a lot of anons who may try to troll you.

>>36485746
Blaming your inactivity on the shirt is a psychological trap; a coping mechanism so you can just think "haha if it wasn't for that minor thing my life wouldn't be fucked". If not for the shirt you'd blame something else.

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>>36485967
I'll be there tomorrow OP, I feel you and want this to end well

tfw mods are too busy posting blacked/asianmasculinity threads to underage b&

>>36485843
appreciate it man didnt work though

>>36484752
You did good robot if she has depression and isn't talking much her cracking a joke could mean she likes you

>>36484940
>Go tell her youre sorry
sorry for what you faggot? He has a right to wank, hell he even went out his way to be discrete. It's hardly his fault she hid and watched him like a fucking creep.

>>36486053
>so did you enjoy the show?
Really really fucking creepy never do this op

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alright anon, let me lay down the law.
she's emotionally closed off obviously, numb to the outside world, it's up to you to bring her out.
ask her if she wants to go for a walk.
if she says no, then say "it would be a good way to relax, being in this room 24/7 isnt good for you, i should know" if she still doesnt leave then set next to her and just start talking about anything.
try to make it as relatable as possible, it might take a while but she'll eventually realise she can open up to you.
just make sure to keep this thread hidden

>>36487301
to add to this, you're living in the same room as a girl, even of you aren't the most confident man, act like one. she'll see it as something she can hold onto and become putty in your hands.

she's vulnerable, use it to your advantage.
>inb4 i a dick
yes and?

>>36487335
oh and btw this can go just like one of your animated japanese cartoons.
>girl experiences loss
>it's up to the awkward and shy guy to bring her out of her emotional shell

>>36485005
Pro tip, this will only turn out good if you're 6.5/10 or above and are not at all awkward in mannerisms, body-language, and/or general demeanor

>>36483551
If OP was depressed she'd never offer HIM a friend a shoulder.

I don't think he should make her feel comfortable at all. It's his goddamn bedroom.

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i wish this was real, thanks for the story though, quite interesting.

reminds me of that thread (supposedly) made by a woman who fucks her adopted spic son

>>36486053
Why is this shit so formal and vague? Why can't people just be open and honest?

God I hate normies

is someone going to make a new thread before this reaches bump limit

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>>36484856
>this advice
>that fucking pic

My fucking ribs are breaking!

Somebody arrest this anon for attempted murder!

>>36481025
kill her then yourself, burn the house down

Op can you mike a new thread with a name like i dont know ?
Girl i share my room with or jizz anon or sth

>>36486053
>>36487799

dont listen to this autistic piece of shit. this is what 24/7 internet does to you weirdos. Makes you think you should try and fucking kiss someone whos dad died after they catch you sniffing their clothes and masturbating. To top it off hes clearly an autistic neckbeard. Jesus christ this board

>>36485665
>>36485627
>JUST HUG HER
Literal egg-tier autists. This is a girl who just watched this guy jerk off while sniffing her shirt, not to mention that her dad is fucking dead. Do you really think she's comfortable with anon hugging her just out of the blue?

Holy shit the social awkwardness is so high in here. Don't try to fuck or emotionally manipulate her OP, just try to build a friendship with her seeing as you're sharing a living space. She seems depressed going off of what we know so be there if she wants to talk and try to help her once you're actually talking to each other.

apolagise profusely. she has to sleep a few feet from you dude.

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Thats what you get for watching porn anon

>>36488601
>>36488760

Literally exactly Idk what the fuck is wrong with these guys. So obsessed with learning how to be normal that that dont just do the normal thing that they should do and end up doing something completely incongruent to the situation. They think everythings a fucking anime LMAO