Calling Sniffjizzer, the boy who could and didn't Continue

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Sniffjizzer, exactly what is physically wrong with you to not be stirring her guts ?

I just said in the other thread:

I'm calm now so unless I autistic myself into another situation or my brother goes off script again I wont have an update for a while.

But I'll keep posted when I can

>>36494921

She seems to have a decent body... but how's her footgame?

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Bumping originally

Btw check em

might this possibly be not fake

is it bad that i am hoping sniffjizzer is going to spaz out.

>>36495010
no shit faglord

>>36494921
Sniff sometime later just sit her down and apologize as nice as possible and you'll be fine. Then act nice to her but not overly nice, and she'll be giving you rimjobs in no time.

>>>36481025

link to the old thread for those wondering what the fuck

ALSO WHILE WE WAIT VOTE IN THIS POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12810646/r
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12810646/r

>>36495095
After Escortanon being fake I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>36495111
As much as I would like to say yes , jizzsniffer is a pansy cuck who avoids all the good questions and will most likely not stir her guts

>>36495002
why the fuck is that censored, this isn't a blue board

>>36495200
Idk. I tried to find the original photo

>>36495117
the only thing that is true is the shittynes of everyone here me included

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Story so far

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my review of the story

>>36495200
chek'd now

>>36495386
Yeah this is getting boring now, girl apparently has no emotions so what's the point of continuing this? Ask her for sex at least

>>36495386
This is accurate.

Originalia paraphernalia nostalgia

>>36495386
OP, do something intense, the story is gradually getting worse

>>36495386
the peak was definitely when he posted the pic of the girl with blurred face, that gave the story legitimacy. huge spike at that point

come on OP, ive been rooting for you to get in control of the situation

best of luck pls dont dissapoint

>>36495691
Him not posting is probably a good sign of him not fucking up.

>we've been like normal people for like an hour
>shes actually laughing and joking
>autist out and brain dump a bunch of stupid mma shit
>shes laughing about it, in a good way
>holy shit i'm actually doing it
>bro comes over, says step aside, he needs a word
>"you gotta eat out her asshole man."
>he's talking at normal volume
>we're about 6 fucking foot away from her
>"its not as bad as you think and it'll be the highlight of her year my son"
>walks off

Shes pokerface again, but at least still talking, but she wants to go get lunch so we're leaving.

Bonus autismo seasoning:

>want to take a minute to update you fuckers
>"before we go I need to go to the toilet."
>"again?"
>forgot I pretended to take a shit when we first got here
>"...yeah"
>brother says "mans got needs"

Don't know when I'll be back

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OP, is she autistic?

>>36495822
>"you gotta eat out her asshole man."

Your brother sounds like a fucking jerkoff.

>>36495822
>"you gotta eat out her asshole man."

ahahahahahhaha. what a fucking legend.

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>>36495822
You have to kill your brother , mix grapefruit with some meds
>>36495823
Fucking kek

>>36495823
All this time, thinking OP was autistic but, in reality... SHE WAS AUTISTIC THE WHOLE TIME

>>36495822
I think your brother just wants her for himself.

Irvans

>>36495822
get the fuck away from your brother lel

What country do you live in?

Origanoli Origanoli, give me the answer I deserverioli

>>36495822
Meh fake and gayer this thread is over

I think op will bone her and they live happily ever after and story of thier meeting will be forever remembered on 4chan as-anon the sniffjizzer

>>36495822
If this is real and she wants lunch after all this then there is 0% chance she doesn't want you to fuck her

"It's over, Isn't it.. Isn't it.. Isn't it over"

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>>36495822
u gotta keep the story going man.
get that pussy

holy fuck

has OP finally recovered from retardation?

>>36496380
Our small autistic faggot is becoming a slightly less autistic faggot

we are finally done here

for what it's worth....


I'm glad OP actually delivered something

>>36496713
are we really though?

>>36496713
Now just hold on a sec

There is still plenty of opportunity for sniffjizzer to mess up

I'm still tuning in just in case something big happens

This girl doesn't sound human
you sure she isn't a fucking lizard or has severe alzheimer's?

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>>36495822
>"you gotta eat out her asshole man."
Wow, just wow.

>>36496831
her dad just died

>>36495822
Your older bro knows exactly what he's talking about. She's not freaking out over your autism because she finds it validating and endearing.

This is all going to build up to you eating her asshole out and you impregnating her with your seed.

>>36496881
i know but it sounds like she is brain dead.
OP how close were she to her father?

Many people, especially children/young adults have a VERY hard time dealing with losing a loved one. She's probably in shock. A lot of people wouldnt be able to talk or walk in her position. OP now is a time to be really nice to her and be a friend she can rely on. Don't let her kill herself. Maybe she will decide she really likes you, but you should be nice regardless in this situation.

>>36495822
>>want to take a minute to update you fuckers
>>"before we go I need to go to the toilet."
>>"again?"
>>forgot I pretended to take a shit when we first got here
>>"...yeah"
>>brother says "mans got needs"
lel

>>36497000
this >>36497366
I get autistic as fuck for the whole day when I have one bad experience, hear one bad thing, do one embarassing thing or have one bad thought. I can't imagine what it must be like losing a parent. Things just hit some people harder and affect them for an extended period of time.

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>>36495822
> >"you gotta eat out her asshole man."
My sides are fucking done holy shit

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OK just went through the screen cap. And the posts on this thread.

OP listen to me very carefully because if you want to get out of the Charles "Autism" Xavier position you put yourself in you must do exactly as I say.

BE FUCKING CASUAL NIGGGGAAAAA
You talked about MMA? Do more shit like that! Try not to fucking dwell on what you did and don't try to be a Chad either, you just look like a sperg.
T.someone who has been in a VERY similar situation.

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sniffbro, if the next time you post isn't autism-free, im going to dox the fuck out of you and cuck you. understand?

This is some American Pie type shit. If it's original content, you're a great storyteller OP. If it's a real story, then holy hell I can't wait to see how the situation develops, I've been here since your first post yesterday.

>>36495323
I ain't reading all that's shit

I want to see the bookshelf divided room before I believe this.

inb4 they get married have kids and have to explain how they got together to people

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Is OP dead or is he balls deep in pussy right now?

>>36499176
Probably making some progress right now

by the emperor, i hope he is

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>>36499228
>OP and waifu right now

Jesus Christ I hope the silence is a signal of success

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>tfw vicariously living through the life of some anonymous autist because my own is so empty and bleak
Godspeed sniffjizzer

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>>36499906
>yfw he actually left /r9k/ because he lost his virginity
>our own rule cucked us

>>36481025
Yo this is original my boa

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>>36500094
Should we make a thread on /soc/ for him? I heard thats where normies hang around and do normie things like making friends or planning hookups.

Op?!!!?!!
Oreganolio

it's funny, today is the day we lost a robot and a new normie was born. but i don't feel bad, it's actually the oposite

>>36501666
Ominous

Press F to pay respects

shufgihsndxv

>>36501666
Ominously spooky bro

>>36501666
NORMIES COME FROM HELL
SATAN IS HAPPY BECAUSE SOMEONE DIED

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>>36499176
I fixed your image for you. I am posting the content of ringinaginadfl puss puss give me ths snuss snuss

Come back to us, sniffjizzer

i kinda want mr sniff to post but then i want everything to good for him and for him to stop being autistic

>>36503164
*to go good for him

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He's got to at least tell us how the rest of the day went.

Until then, keep on searching.

we miss you jizzsniffer!

I'm invested in you Jizzsniffer. I don't even care that you have to use a tripcode. Please update asap.

>you gotta eat out her asshole man
jesus christ is your brother Bro Strider or something? dude is such a carefree douche that he seems kinda endearing.

>>36503587
i do the same shit to my little brothers, it's hilarious. Now that we are past the age of play fighting i get to bring up cringey and awkvard stories from his past when he brings girls over or throws a party.

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>>36503587
>homosuck
Reeee

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guess he really was lying

What a fag
Oreganoliooolo

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Bumping for hope of news from Sniffjizzer tomorrow.

>>36505440
Don't count on it, the fag is out of ideas to continue his shitty story.

>>36505839
Got anything better to do?

You can't just abandon us we've all become invested in your life if you get laid it'll be like everyone in this thread is getting laid

>>36506121
This desu. A story with no resolution is the ultimate in blueballs.

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He's eating her asshole rn.

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Show's over lads

>>36506888
Trips confirm
Origenitalis

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oh this is one of those movies where you have to come up with your own ending.
>brother got his teeth knocked in for being a douche
>sniffjizzer got to eat depressed girls asshole out that night
>they got married
>he sniffs her panties while jerkin the gherkin to this day

THE END

>>36507802
ill add this to the screenshots

/thread/

>>36495822
OP id watch your life if it was an anime.

>>36508270
His life IS an anime! After hours of searching I found out the name of the show his story was based on. "I can't believe that my new girlfriend was okay with me masturbating next to her while I was sniffing her shirt!"

>>36508127
post the final screencap if you got it

>>36508375
Sounds more like a Light Novel

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>tfw sniffjizzer ate her ass and became a normie

This place is getting lonelier everyday.

>>36508127
/r/ing final screencap.

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>>36508375
>mfw i actually google "I can't believe that my new girlfriend was okay with me masturbating next to her while I was sniffing her shirt!"

im not removing this from my history

>>36508943
me too brother, but I didnt wanna say it to not appear too autistic

Haha will looks like sniffjizzer got laid hahahahahahaha please include me on screencal

>>36509100
Fuck I made a typo in my beg for attention

Can someone hurry up on the screencap?

>>36494841

Pretend it was your own shirt and you liked that it still smelled like some girl you like may be creepy but better than the alternative, hopefully her bum family moves the fuck out this isn't your fault at all OP your mom thought you were a permavirgin fag when turns out you're alpha as fuck and like the way girls smell, perfectly normal since you didn't know she was there. Just deny deny deny if they say it doesn't look like your shirt say you weren't paying attention you were busy jacking it in what used to be the privacy of your own room

>>36508943


>mfw i google "I can't believe that my new girlfriend was okay with me masturbating next to her while I was sniffing her shirt!" after you post that thinking you actually found a manga with this title

Toast in a funny bread

>>36501666
>we lost a robot
thread?

>>36508943
>>36509009
At first it was funny but now I feel bad. Forgive me!

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Well, if this is the last we hear from sniffjizzer we can say that we made history in this board, we made a fellow robot acomplish what we couldn't, getting laid and becoming a normie. It's been an honor.

Secretly all robots wish to get laid and become normies

Last update cause I'm going to sleep. I know you guys what that sweet drama but nothing too autismatic happened and I didn't eat her asshole yet

>went to a hipster cafe for lunch
>went shopping
>sat in a fucking park
>the whole time talking normally, was like catching up with a friend you haven't seen in years
>got dinner and took it back to bros
>bro was mostly normal
>bro said lets wrestle, he'd let me win
>bro wrestled the shit out of me and elbowed me in the ribs
>still in pain now
>he laughed a lot about it
>we went home, really late
>mom was like "I need to talk to you"
>ohshit
>mom gave me a big hug and said thank you
>her mom gave me a hug and said thank you
>went back to room
>she was already changed and in bed again
>"goodnight"
>"thanks"

then I had to actually go take a shit for real, so thats 3 times I've gone to the toilet for a period of time today. Probably pretty suspicious but whatever.

We did sort of talk about the shirt thing

>out of nowhere shes like "why my shirt"
>autisimo.exe has stopped working
>silence for a solid 15 seconds
>internally screaming at myself to say /anything/ to her
>"I dunno man it just happened, you smell fucking good"
>"oh"
>silence
>oh shit I fucked it up

but then like a minute later we were back to laughing and joking and shit so idk

I got school tomorrow, I doubt she'll come, can't imagine anything interesting will happen, so I think this is the end, sorry bois. : (

I'll come back if something happens, like a week or something. I'll wait until she has to poop and take a photo of the room by then.

Thanks for the guidance guys.

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OP YOU CAN'T JUST END IT THERE YOU NEED TO KEEP UPDATING THESE POOR R9K VIRGINS NEED YOU TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH

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>>36509942
>ywn live in sniffjizzers anime life
Please keep us updated, I'll remember you.

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>>36509942
Well, it's been fun, use the same tripcode for any updates, I'll check for them, godspeed sniffjizzer.

fake and gay but still very fun to keep up with. hoping for some crazy plot twists, like your brother fucks her.

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>>36509942
>goodnight
>thanks
Was almost unbelievable how little autism there was in that post. Whew laddies

>>36505949
Not really, I wouldn't be in this hellhole if that was the case.

>>36510035
makes me want to kill myself.
aslo
>you will never have little sister who calls you onii-chan,cuddles you at night and always asks you for help
why live?

no screencap?

Damn you lucky bastard op

Post her picture OP

>>36509942
>out of nowhere shes like "why my shirt"
>autisimo.exe has stopped working
>silence for a solid 15 seconds
>internally screaming at myself to say /anything/ to her
>"I dunno man it just happened, you smell fucking good"
>"oh"
You actually didn't fuck it up, good job.