/britfeel/

>>36444310
>chink flag
Stop

>>36444310

First for I hate all of you and myself

>>36443900
>real talk robots.
>why have children?

They may be a money sink, but what else are you going to spend your money on, anime pillows?

Having children is the most natural basic desire of all.

Why do you think all these 30 something cat women are depressed and unfulfilled?

spicy memes edition

>>36444352
What's it like to be a slave to "basic desires"?

>>36443887
>stop falling for BNP anons bait
>Christ loves all

I never said he didn't

>my tiny, soft spoken, pale oneitis is now a recognisable coal burner
what the fuck is the point any more I'd rather see them in hijabs than this

>>36444372

Pretty good actually, because they have been fulfilled.

Reposting this because it's very much valid

>>36444352
And why must we continue our bloodlines? Why do you actually care so much about that? Like, who actually gives a shit? If you're here, you're probably severely depressed with no real life prospects and you know how shitty life is, and the cycle of wageslavery which your son or daughter would have to endure. Why would you want to STILL want to voluntarily bring more people in to this? It's so mindless to me. Fuck that shit.

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>>36444388
No, no you wouldn't.
Imagine waking up to see THIS on your oneitis' facebook feed.

>>36444352
>women

because they failed the one thing they've been told by society that makes them a women. I've never seen a 30 something man bothered about not having kids

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why are the only people vising my okcupid page asian

i mean im not complaining but it really makes me wonder

>>36444409
asian or "asian" ?

Fucking sick of all this crap in these threads now lads

>>36444409
brown or yellow lad?

>>36444404
>If you're here, you're probably severely depressed with no real life prospects

Reminder that britfeel is distinct from the rest of /r9k/

>>36444430
this tbqh I'm returning to reddit

>>36444430
Well the original shit didn't work so they're moved on to more rubbish. Ignore them and they'll get bored of forcing "memes"

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>>36444419
actual asians except the one in the middle

>listening to an /x/ related podcast
>they are discussing a serial killing duo of the 70s
>start asking why serial killing and crime in general was so high at this time
>one says it was most likely due to lead poisoning in the air, pollution from cars
>the other two agree, then one chimes in "and psychic ripples from mk ultra, obviously"
>"oh yeah, of course" the others agree
>they are not joking

takes all sorts i suppose lads

>>36444460
>actual asians
>they're all pacific islanders

lmao

>>36444460
1 2 are catfishes, 4 possibly is, 5 isn't

>>36444372

Look at that normie eating over there, a slave to his basic desires, an intelligent gentleman has no need for food.

>>36444405
Well he's ugly so it doesn't make me feel as inadequate desu, if she burned coal with some average looking Nigerian I wouldn't be as miffed but she goes for tyrones

>>36444465
Was it? Or perhaps it was at a stage where identifying deaths as murder was significantly easier but without the technology to find the killer.

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>>36444444

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riibvit s

>>36444473
I eat purely for pleasure, because I want to. I have never been hungry.

>>36444489
dunno, it probably is just because it was easier to get away with shit back then

>>36444445
What are you doing here then? Are you just some normie loitering around a thread called /britFEEL/ for no apparent reason at all, as if it means nothing to you? Is this what this thread has become now?

>>36444465

/x/ related topics attract vulnerable minds for some reason

>>36444470
2nd probably is catfish.
1 isn't because her profile page is longer than mine.
4 debatable
5 is a stacy so im not even bothering.

the only one i messaged out of those 5 is the one in the middle.

>>36444517
We use the term 'feel' ironically.

>>36444517
>Are you just some normie loitering around a thread called /britFEEL/

Yes, yes I am, now fuck off back to /r9k/ if you don't like it

>>36444465
Same reason why school shootings are popular now because its in popular culture.

>>36444465
this annoys me. i like to talk about weird theories with hard to explain elements as a bit of fun but some people take it too far with "yeah because they're lizard people bro! look it up!"
i just enjoy chatting shit about 9/11 and jimmy savile, don't bring myhtical creatures into my comfiness.

>>36444465
How come every time i listen to some murder/paranormal podcasts it's the driest shit, with some dude speaking in a slow, monotone voice over some spoopy stock music?

I would love a nice, fun spooky podcast, like something Rob Dyke does.

>>36444409
They're catfish

>>36444547
Fuck off back to /r9k/? I thought I was fucking on it. So none of us are severely depressed, we're all just wageslaving normalslime?

take it you lads are going to watch HIGNFY later with based pat stew presenting?

>>36444584
New series?

>seen on facebook the girl i flirt with at work has a date
Interest in her drops.
I was never gonna do anything because already in a relationship but the flirting was fun. Just find it weird as soon as she is on a date im no longer interested.

>>36444584
I usually wait for A Bit More News but if you need someone to watch it with you then that's ok.

>>36444583
Some of us are students.

Wanshang hao yinggan

>>36444565
Well they are that, they are comedians and actors and are very upbeat when not discussing child molesting cults, check them out lad
cavecomedyradio.com/pod-series/last-podcast-on-the-left/

>>36444598
Typical beta male response to stress is to avoid it.
>already in a relationship
Lol sure thing kid

>>36444614

Wanshanghao.

Wo saw some more Zhongguoren in town jian tian

>tfw wonky nose
At least it's interesting

>>36444547
>>Are you just some normie loitering around a thread called /britFEEL/

>Yes, yes I am, now fuck off back to /r9k/ if you don't like it

Daily reminder that this is what britfeel has now become.

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>>36444310
White girls want an interracial fling in the spring

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36444626
Wow I'm starting to understand some of these words

>>36444651
Is this still going on?
Fuck britfeel is getting bad recently.
Kev, goodfellas, Chinks
All examples of forced memes that need to go.

>>36444620
Not even that lad but
>being this jealous of someone in a relationship you have to believe it's not true

>>36444699
>believing everything you read

>>36444692
forcing memes is itself a meme

>>36444712
I have a gf lad, so it's not so hard to believe others here do

>>36444651
Reminds me of this http://efukt.com/21899_Ratchet_Compilation_2K17.html

0:58 is the best.

>>36444725
>pretending to be someone else with a girlfriend to back up your original lie
Howling

DENTAL MEMES
LISA MEMES BRACES
DENTAL MEMES
LISA MEMES BRACES
DENTAL MEMES
LISA MEMES BRACES
DENTAL MEMES
LISA MEMES BRACES
DENTAL MEMES
LISA MEMES BRACES
DENTAL MEMES
LISA MEMES BRACES

Only 70 more words to learn before I can do hsk1

>>36444591
yeah first one tonight

>>36444610
completely forgot about that DESU

hope jo brand isn't presenting one this season

>>36444651
Nearly got run over by an old white woman driving a Reliant Robin while talking about this on her phone ffs

>>36444620
Alright lad. If you say so.

>being so beta he doesnt believe others can get a gf.

>he doesnt have harmless flirting with work mates.
Actually you probably dont even have a job lad.

>>36444738
Kek how insecure can you be, and I thought I was a robot this is a whole new level

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what is pic related
original lad

>>36444756
Wow talk about upset.
Go on then lad, post some proof.

>>36444533
>We use the term 'feel' ironically.
seriously? then why have the thread on /r9k/?

>>36444769
it's the bird from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

>>36444751
>have to have one female on the panel
This ruined all BBC panal shows.

>>36444789
spanks lad, the cunt looked so familiar but I couldn't place it

>>36444777
I would.but your mum doesnt.want her pictures on 4chan.

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>this is what 90% of girlfriends look like

>>36444405
that fucking pelt, must be like sleeping with a rug

>>36444816
Thanks for playing kiddo.

>>36444641

britfeel has always been this way (as has /r9k/ actually)

The robots are the non natives, fortunately britfeel was spared most of the spergy autism

>>36444831
pretty cute lad, I'd bust a nut on her glasses

>>36444470
>>36444460
>>36444419
why do people catfish on sites like this for losers? genuinely curious

>ynw be a pirate in the carribean who rapes harlots
>ynw be a commodore who has affairs with hundreds of negresses
>ynw be a rich man with a thai harem
sigh

here's.a.new.meme.instead.of.using.the.space.bar.we.should.all.use.full.stops.instead.

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>>36444742
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!
GOODFELLAS!
YINGGAN MEANS BRITFEEL!

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Fuck me lads, i've never been made to feel this fucking stupid in my whole life.

>>36444903
>More than 130 ways for anon to feel stupid

>>36444903
>7+
How does it feel that 7 year olds can play this game and you can't lad?

>>36444903
>tfw to stupid to play it properly so just use a walkthrough

>>36444895
Easy.done.mate.i.have.fat.fingers.so.never.touch.the.space.bar.on.my.phone.keypad.

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>>36444895
this shit reminds me of my AIM teenage years where some dumb american whore would always have a broken space bar

>>36444932
Nice bait, lad.

Original

>>36444651
heard my mum fingering herself to this video ffs

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>>36444831
I'd rather go out with a munter who knew she was a munter than some average faced chub chub.

The chub would have constant self-esteem issues because she wouldn't be sure of how she looked, dieting and it going up, fattening up and it going down etc. It would be a nightmare.

At least the munter would be under no illusions that she was a munter, or at least she wouldn't after I was through with her.

>>36444405
https://www.face book com/krish.wad.9

lmao that name

>>36444951
there there ebina lad

calm down

>had leftover chinese this morning
>thinking about ordering a kebab tonight

who /destroyingtheirweeksweightloseattemptinoneday/ here?

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>>36444903
pic related makes me feel like a proper mongo. It's shit because I would really enjoy it if I could get into it.

>>36444998
>leftover chinese
is there a better breakfast than this?

>>36444998
Start next week mate, enjoy yourself until then.

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anyone else confused as to what their beliefs are?

theres just so much reading and infomation out there. I can't feel as if I can make up my own mind on things since theres so much conflicting infomation and philosophy out there. I feel stupid and insecure

>>36445008
>buy crusader kings, hearts of iron and europa universalis
>shit at all of them

>>36444971
Please delete this post, thanks.

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>>36444845
I don't know if I'm being baited or not here


Someone without autism pls help

>>36445008
wouldn't know where to start with these games

>tfw a total war pleb

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>>36445042
Same but I stopped after Crusader Kings and Hearts of Iron. Was tempted with Europa but knew I'd be shit at it aswell.

>>36445040
That's normal. Anybody under the age of 30 who claims to have any idea of what they really believe in is copying someone else or pretending to be something they are not.

Just try and absorb as much information as possible lad and keep an open mind. Let your world view develop naturally.

>>36445027
depending on the pizza, cold pizza, leftover chinese is a real treat though

>>36445031
this happens every week though

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>>36445070
no bait here 'tismo laddo

Hey guys I try really hard to make good posts and noone responds.
Can I have some (You)'s please?

>>36444970
hearty laugh at this post
an example to us all

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>>36445105
I can spare a (You) for a hungry lad

>>36445068
You've learned your lesson, stop posting fb pictures.

>>36445040
I've wasted hundreds of hours probably trying to understand economics, global warming, politics and philosophy and for the most part I still don't know who is right

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>>36445040
Good job anon it means you aren't a retard and you don't take the first source you read as being true.

Now on cases out there there's enough information on both sides for you to come to a decision of your own.

Most of them usually come down to where you stand on a philosopical level rather than a factual one.

Just read more, thirst for knowledge robot and you'll become a well rounded human.

But always be consistent in your beliefs. You can't say shit like "kill all niggers" and then when it's turned around on you like "what if you found out you were a nigger would you be ok being killed because of your skin color" you go "well in that case........"

>>36445101
I think you are! The robots certainly are the natives here, you're just normalslime trying to infiltrate the thread.

>>36445131
>>36445040
Even experts can't agree, so I wouldn't worry about it.
If you want to learn something that will never confuse or muddle you then take up mathematics.

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>>36445008
What helped me in CK2 was starting out as the lowest thing I could possibly be, I started out as the earl of Durham and worked my way up to the top, while I don't understand the game fully I feel I'm semi competent at it now.

This is the only picture I'll ever post because I'm now too lazy to play the game and manage things.

I can't stand all these "high functioning" aspies. Get out, you're not a real robot.
Aspergians have no place on /britfeel/, this board is for sufferers of REAL autism.

>>36445070

Obviously most people here are somewhat introverted. But normies really are the natives, full on 'never leave the house' turbo autists ivnaded about 2-3 years ago.

>>36445093
yeah I guess I'm more self-aware. I find it hard to absorb any infomation.

so many opinionated people online now and most of the time I can barely process what they're on about. Then I check their post history or something and it turns out they're sixth form students

>>36445131
yeah I've spent the last two years or something trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and its just made me even more confused. I don't want to seem like i'm having babbies first existential crisis or anything either

> talking with this lass on okc for going on over a week
> 20 messages in
> swapping band suggestions
> literally so (genuinely) busy she can't grab a drink

honestly, 50/50 on just fucking ghosting.

and why are we all on okc now? are we actually trying to better ourselves?
have we finally realised how awful roboticism is?

>>36445161
Before moot deleted.the board because the forever alone fags ruined it this board was for the outcasts not full on turbo losers.

4chan in general has always been for the outcasts.

Hell /sp/ invented the tfw no gf meme, a board about sports, the most 'normie' hibby.

>>36445211
>genuinely
Mmm sure

>>36445159
/brtifeel/ has always been far more higher functioning than /r9k/ at large.

We may feel >tfw quite often, but we're basically normal functioning individuals.

>>36445211
If she really wanted to meet you she could put 45 mins-1hr aside to see you. Nobody works 18 hours a day 7 days a week unless they are Big Maggie T.

Don't fall for the 'too busy' meme lad, I've been there before.

>>36445211
>Sorry anon I'm meeting Chad tonight maybe next week?

>>36445240
rest of R9K are angsty teenagers and fake-depressives

there is some funcitoning adults in this thread, I'm a legit autist but want to a functioning adult

>>36445181
seems like right wing folk dominate youtube though which is probably the best place to discuss ideas online which really jogs my noggin

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>talking to a girl on OKC
>she's taking like 3-4 minutes everytime to reply
>i ask her if she's at work
>she says yes
>I tell her "ok well i got some work to do, message me when you're off work if you wanna chat"
>she responds with "sure"
>it's 8pm
>last online 7pm
>she hasn't messaged me

>>36445240
>basically normal functioning individuals

On a good day year yeah.

I feel like I've seen both sides of the coin but it's too easy for me to slide into barely functioning autism.

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June will be the end of May

Learning to drive because I don't want to be a loser forever, but thanks to my mum I'm really scared of driving, I can't get over being in control of something that can cause real damage. I've got my clutch control from neutral to first going smoothly now and I'm getting a bit more confident, but when changing from like 1st to 2nd or 2nd to 3rd and back it is really jerky and horrible. Any advice? Don't know why I'm asking here but whatever

>>36445211
>> talking with this lass on okc for going on over a week

How did you find a proper girl there, I understood it to be full of hambeasts, divorcees and nutters

>>36445308
Well she's got a kid but I'm not really in a position to be picky.

>>36445308
If you're young you will find some cute ones. If you're old enjoy your hambeasts

>>36445289
Send her a vid of this mad cunt:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ2mflwnEU

And tell her you can spin your gun just like him

>>36445300
Good on you. I finally got my license last year.


I haven't driven a car since my test.

>>36445324
>Well she's got a kid

TOP KEK

Get out now lad, have some self-respect for goodness' sake

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>>36445040
I still feel uninformed and confused about the core topics of my Masters Degree, that's just intellectual honesty. Academic greats don't agree on core issues, you just have to start from the basic theoretical foundations and discover how you can understand the world/issues.
where the waifu bois at?

>>36445300
hard to say really, it maybe because you are not going fast enough for the gear you want to go in to, going down through the gears is much harder than going up through them

Anyone else have severe procrastination?

I have it even for positive things. It's like I have to put off doing everything.

The only positive this has is literally I can put anything to the back of my mind and forget about it.

>>36445327
>If you're old

That means 24+ by the way.

Most people here obvious have some level of outcast/awkwardness, but the standard for 'normalfag' on /r9k/ is insane.

If you can go down to the shop and buy a pint of milk, you are a normalfag. Some of them haven't left their house in years, and their room in days

>>36444692
This forced meme needs to stop.
Kev seems to be hardly posted now.
Maybe he knew how bad the memes were getting.

>>36445289
She was taking time to reply because she wasnt sure what to wrote. Your message seema like a blow off. She.thinks your not interested.

Good job lad.

>>36445371
>tfw can't go to the shop to buy a pint of milk

that said, can't get into the rest of /r9k/, if there's one thing I really enjoy about /britfeel/ is reading about the people who go out and go about their business and tell of their experiences, makes me feel less alone

The total assets of all my grandparents and my parents is about 3.5 million, eventually, I will inherit the lot.

But right at this point in my life, I struggle to buy food.

>>36445358
Yeah it's literally ruined my life on multiple occasions.

>only positive this has is literally I can put anything to the back of my mind and forget about it.

I can do this but eventually it all just floods back and I'm left in this limbo where I'm concious that I've been stress free for months and it feels like how I should normally feel but I'm suddenly aware of how fucked everything is and it creates a weird schism in my psyche.

hard to explain desu.

The book 'Feeling Good' Helps with stuff like this btw.

>>36445289
Well you did say if you wanna chat.
You gave her a chance and she took it.

>>36445390
I literally asked her if she's at work and she said yes.

She's gonna respond tho right... I mean she has to.

I can't message her again today or any other day. I left it up to her to message me

>>36445415
>tfw can't go to the shop to buy a pint of milk

That's fine, I don't look down on you at all for that, we're all anons here, but on /r9k/ I posted once about getting a HGV licence, and got about 40 people tell me to kms because it's "About as normie as you can get"

>>36445040
I believe we need to remove kebab and blacks from the UK.
Worked it out at a young age.

>>36445462
you might me waiting a while then, unless she really likes you don't expect a message from her

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>>36445286
the edgy right wing youtubers are quite awful and part of this pseudo intellect problem. Its like that speech at the end of MGS2 junk data and half truths.

>>36445300
I passed 5 years ago and bought my first car a few months ago. I'm still jerky and stall and are terrified at junctions. Don't downshift back into 1st ever if you are. Don't downshfit on high revs either and if you do theres a method where you tap the acclerator as you downshift to make it smoother, forgot what they call it though. blipping or something. Theres some good youtube videos on it.

>>36445371
They're just underage redditors obnoxiously roleplaying because they got denied a date to a disco. I don't relate to the rest of r9k at all

>>36445359
>Turning 24 in 3 months

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>>36445161
I understand how it was like originally, but most of the people here on /r9k/ now are evidently not normies. I'm not sure if I'm being baited here about britfeel because I'm still new and now I'm being told that it's actually a thread made up of normies taking the piss and the whole britfeel thing is ironic. I don't know what to believe, I have severe autism. Pls help thx

>>36445431
>The book 'Feeling Good' Helps with stuff like this btw.

I should really get around to reading that.

Just on way back from an exhibition I am part of.
Feels quite good seeing my name up there even though nothing will really come from it.

lads is it weird or considered lame to go to a uni open day with your parents?

>>36445480
I'd look down on me anon, I'm pathetic, also isn't that just getting a licence to pretty much drive alone and be with yourself and only yourself, sounds pretty robot to me desu.

>>36445358
I'm trying to work up the motivation to go for a piss right now.

>>36445462
She's not short on guys who want to chat to her. You told her to f-off.

>>36445516
I've seen a few do it.
I find the parents actually ask the important questions.
Don't think anything about it personally.

>>36445431

I get what you mean lad, it does come back to you in the long run.

I've been lucky that it hasn't fucked me up too much. I seem to have an uncanny knack of getting lucky when it seems all is fucked.

I'll take a look at that book. Thanks anon.

Do you also keep a lot to yourself. I literally can't tell anyone anything about myself that I perceive slightly negative.

>>36445480
I want a HGV license but not for any work related purpose, I just want to be able to have the ability to drive one should I need to or want to

>>36445498
blipping the throttle on the downshift is pretty good, heel and toe downshifting is a great technique but is very advanced for a learner

>>36445462
Leave it a day then message.

Also, she may have bwen at work but she was responding. And 3-4 mins is decent. I dont reply to people for a good 10-20, included my misses.

>>36445520
Kek. I even put off doing that. I'm truly fucked.

>>36445501
I'd be what some consider a 'normie'. But /britfeel/ has always felt like a good mix.
Certain times of the day certain groups are more dominant but I feel that's just part of the eb and flow of /britfeel/
Feels comfy like that.

>>36445289
>message me when you're off work if you wanna chat
This isn't how you close a deal lad. Same thing with work worst way you can end an email is "let me know if you want me to work on this" you need to close on an opener so they're forced to act.

Best to make yourself sound like you're the busy one e.g "Hey sorry I gotta head but do you fancy doing X on X at X time"

>>36445501
It's not ironic mate

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>>36445549
Just go through periods of withdrawal and periods of getting out an about. In a period of withdrawal at the moment, haven't worked in about 2 months and staying at mums. Pretty shit desu.

>>36445501

The average age on britfeel is 24 years 7 months old.

On /r9k/ it's probably 17 or 18 at most, make of that what you will.

>>36445544
Her profile literally said "if you wanna get to know me talk to me, stop liking my page, ffs"
So I'm guessing she wants to talk to people. And looking at my competition in my area i'm probably like top 3. And she's a shut in introverted nerd that Chads aren't gonna hit on.

>>36445587
Yeah I made myself seem busy I told her I have some work to do aswell so she can message me when she gets off work. But I looked at the questions she's answered. She's uneasy about meeting people first thing off OKC so i assume she wants to get to know me before I invite her out to a coffee. So how could I even ask if she wants to talk later without seeming weird.

>>36445607
Shit meme but better than the Chinese shit tbqh.

>>36445308

Actual lad that posted that reporting back in.

She's a decent girl, 23 (no kids), pretty into playing guitar (as am I). She comes across as an absolute awkward dork (literally my type) so I dunno if it's just her or what.

Every time she replies, it's not a one word fuck-off-please reply, it's a full fucking paragraph with questions, what she's doing etc.

This why I'm like, what the fuck, where do I stand here. Is it fucking worth it?

>>36445643
>17 and 18 year olds have already given up.
Makes me sad lad.

>>36445564
>I just want to be able to have the ability to drive one should I need to or want to

That is literally the reason I got one, and then worked about 6 weeks as a HGV driver to pay for the licence, it was shit work.

>>36445501
You are welcome here anon, this isn't irony, there are normal people here, but there are complete failures at anything and everything like me in here as well, there are all sorts of people in between as well.

>>36445660
Chicks put that because they want a specific guy to message them.
That guy isn't you.

>>36445577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nagmHwb-n7U
Here's a song for us, lad.

>>36445579
>>36445601
>>36445690
Alright, that clears up some of the misconceptions I had, I guess. I just find it quite strange why the full on normies like it here, when the board itself is more or less now the habitat of depressed low-life NEETs with no life prospects

>>36445681
I'm sure there are probably even younger robots,
You realise it when you get to puberty and it just clicks. You realise that you have no friends and therefore are trapped, unable to get a gf or interact in a normal way. Trapped in unlimited autism.

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>make out with oneitis last night during a pub outing turned club night out
>she says I'm a good kisser
>mfw never kissed a girl but the kissing tutorials I watched worked

>>36445660
>And she's a shut in introverted nerd

They are most often even sluttier than the normal girls, I hope you already know that.

I've got a girlfriend and I like her and she's pretty clever but she still thinks and says quite a lot of stupid things? Like really irrational stuff sometimes too. Is the women are adult babies meme true? I'm beginning to wonder

>>36445686
there are a couple of vehicles I want to own that have a GVW higher than 3.5t as well

>>36445718

Just go back to wherever you came from m8, we don't want genuine full on autists here.

You're clearly so retarded, you can't even grasp basic humour. If you stay, you'll constantly be asking "what does this meme mean, whats funny"

>>36444797
nowt against women being on them on principle but the rule means more often than not that they're scraping the barrell

>>36445718
Cause it's comfy and some people were once that low life neet.
I think everyone wants everyone else to do well except poleaboo.

>>36445746
>pub outing turned club night out

thats all of them m8

>>36445766
I'm not that guy

but explain your logic.

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>restored a previous session of firefox when I woke up from before I went to sleep
>about 25 tabs of porn opened up

f-forgot about that haha

>>36444356

https://youtu.be/VD1TzHkmUBY

>>36445746
i've never kissed a girl before either. what tutorials so i can be prepared

>>36445773
> I've got a girlfriend and I like her and she's pretty clever

how do you do this?
asking for the thread

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>>36445881
>asking for the thread

>>36445831
not him but the introverted nerdy ones get attention from loads of boys when they do end up leaving their house and just go nuts putting out and slutting it up due to getting all this new attention they havent experienced before

>>36445809
Of course I can grasp humour. I was just unsure if I was being baited or not about the concept of britfeel itself and wanted a bit of clarification. I'm just a bit new, is all. Calm down.

>>36445916
Relax mate, lurk for awhile, see the flow of things and enjoy, share feels if you want.

>>36445897
she's 18 in 6th form and under "on a typical friday" she put down that she never goes out and not to message her if you're the type of guy that prefers a night out over watching netflix.

Should I go see a TS escort guys?

I love TS and Trap porn and have even jerked off to gay porn, but actually doing it is a different thing.

I'd say I'm 90% straight

>>36445881
Honestly I have no idea. Before her I was a KHV and had only had a """girlfriend""" in year 8. I'd given up all hope, I was a bit chubby maybe and I lost that weight for the most part and I'm not ugly and got a haircut. But other than that I have no idea, my luck just changed one day. I moved to a new area and she was one of the first women I spoke to so maybe that's it, I escaped reputation? Not that I ever had one, I never did anything, good or bad. Honestly your question has stumped me. Just keep going, focus on a bit of self improvement maybe. fuck knows

People with aspergers fascinate me. They're so entertaining.
Chris-chan, James Quall, the cast of Undateables.
I'm not sure why, it's as though they're aliens trying to imitate humans.

Are there any other good youtube channels run by aspies?

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>>36445938
>I'd say I'm 90% straight
sure thing buddy.

just accept that you'd fuck a feminine looking guy.

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>>36445938
yeh sure why not.
>>36445990
Thats not gay though.

>>36445938
Yeah, it's certainly an experience.
It really brings home how much work they do on themselves because they're never as good as their photos.
You'll probably enjoy it.

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>>36446008
It's pretty fucking gay tho.

>tfw you will never find the perfect trap that you can turn into a cock sucking slave

>>36445990

That's what the 10% is for anon

>>36445975
Famous retarded aspies frighten me because they have the same diagnosis as I do, but I find myself to be quite normal. It makes me scrutinise myself and worry that I'm acting like a proper spastic in public.
I think Hiding In My Room has aspergers, he's on youtube.

>>36444493
How the fuck did they make this cake??

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>tfw not seeing my mates tonight
>tfw sitting in a dark room crying
lmao pussi

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Ayy lads
what are you cunts doing tonight??

I was gonna go for a pint in town but I'm knackered from work.
>Will do tomorrow.

Tonight will probably consist of watching the x files or stargate sg1

>pic unrelated

>>36446144
was meant to go camping with mates tonight but "oh its too cooooold"
pussies, i need /out/ friends

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I'm hallucinating again.If they admit me again I'm going to kill myself. I could deal when it was a breakdown but I don't want to live a schizos life.

>>36446175
I'd go /out/ with you, where were you gonna go camping?

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>tfw I will never save her
I don't even care about any other girls, I can't stop watching videos of her stream and thinking about her and knowing how ends.

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>Just ate a load of crisps
>Still hungering for more

>>36446220
i live in scotland where wild camping is legal, so basically anywhere

>>36446224
Isn't she the 12 year old that killed herself?

>>36446257
>wild camping is legal

Is this not the case everywhere? Me and my mates have went camping in various forests here in England and it's never been a problem

>>36446298
it isn't the case in the rest of the UK but if you find areas that are quiet you can get away with it

>>36446298
im pretty sure its restricted or completely banned in some areas in england, you might want to look up the laws for where you live

>>36446323
>>36446337
Ah fairs turns out it is, I don't think it's very enforced though, pretty much everyone I've known has gone camping out in random forests at some point

>>36446388
you really only need to watch out for land owners

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>>36446292
Yes ;_____________;

Let me post robot

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>tfw your IQ is higher than your max bench press
>tfw your muscle mass is higher than your IQ

I seriously hope none of you are brainlet manlet DYELs.

though i suppose that would explain why you'll always be permavirgins.

>>36446337
In my area it become illegal due to all the pikeys invading.

My mates dad got rid of an entire camp in his farm by burning animal + his own shit 3 times a day.

>>36446455
Yeah really sad, I wonder how many other girls like her are out there.

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>Tfw Concorde will never fly again

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>>36446515
I've fallen completely in love.

>>36446694
>Katelyn also said that she had been bullied at school, and that she had been a victim of catfishing by someone pretending to be of the opposite gender online

Oh fucking boo hoo, how many people are in the same situation, jesus christ.

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>>36446676
>tfw pacers will be off the rails in 2019

>>36446732
Thank fuck. Or lets just dump them on Manchester and Liverpool since they seem to love them.

>>36446725
Obviously that contributed but wasn't the main reason. The main reason is she was being beaten and raped by her step dad that her mother wouldn't leave.

>>36446725
You should watch 13 Reasons Why.

That show fucked me up and made me rethink how I feel about people killing themselves.

Anyone in tower hamlets? Anyone familiar with Bethnal green weightlifting club?

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>>36446676
>tfw there will never be a new Reliant Robin

>>36446749
Take that back right now you little shit, pacers are the back bone of the north, and therefore the country.

>>36446803
I'd say dump them on London but the natives there would live in them.

>>36446725
Go fuck yourself.


won't be original

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>>36446801
>He can't afford a new Robin Rialto. What a batty boy.

>>36446803
Having female relatives raped by Pakis is part and parcel of being a Northerner.

Yorksharia when?

>>36446943
Once Birmingham declares the caliphate.

>>36446515
>>36446676

7 minutes 22 seconds without a post

the absolute state of britfeel

well lads, my first foray into endless space was not successful

>>36447048
Yank here. Watching the beginning if the end of /britfeel/

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Ecuation strawpoll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12796807

>>36447094
how far did you get?

>tfw you will never date a perfect 10 like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYUcm01Rp5g

>tfw my only real friend ive had in my whole life (27 years) has just moved away

no more pints in the local pub on Friday night with him feeling proud of myself for not being somewhere on my own, feelsverybadman

found the britfeel arms lads

theargus.co.uk/news/15238299.Pub_Spy__This_place_is_not_for_the_faint_hearted_and_surely_the_worst_pub_in_Brighton/?

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>>36447142
Oh this isn't close to the end laddy boy. ;)

- Kev x

>>36447148

Yeah, it'd be more useful in the future than the current stuff we do.

>>36447160
Nah The Britfeel Arms was shaping up to be comfy.

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>Britfeel at a snails pace right now
>Friday night

>>36447246

BritNormie is probably out, and he's the biggest poster of all

>>36447155
If I get a lass a similar amount of plastic surgery I probably can.

What the hell is this video anyway, feels creepy as fuck.

>>36447154
played about 4 hours, didn't really know what i was doing, so i didn't really have a plan, then the cravers came, spent all my dust fighting off one of their fleets and then right after a 4k strength fleet appeared and my capital system got wrecked by anomalies

love the smell of my belly button lads. stick my finger deep in there and give it a twirl then have a nice smell on it

>>36447262
He the bellend who does the chinese shitposting?

>>36447265
they're called broadcast jockeys in korea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sBQEPB4p1Q&list=RD5sBQEPB4p1Q

they dance and get donations. basically camwhoring without getting naked.

>>36446732
>It's a blocked toliet with a broken door that keeps swinging open episode

i managed to not order that kebab earlier, it sucks because i still had chinese today and yesterday so i wont lose weight this week but at least i did some damage limitation

>>36447287
fuck off ebin

>>36447246
I want to fuck this milky holmes

>>36447154
also i had a shit start, blocked in with 4 systems by wormholes without knowing the tech i needed to travel in them

>>36447363
Order that kebab for me then please.

>>36447363
Stop eating takeaways you retard. Start cooking your own food because you're gonna get lazy and eat a meal a day and naturally lose weight.

at least that's what i did. lost like 25 pounds in 3 months with no effort whatsoever

>>36447300

There are 3-4 people who do that.

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>>36447363

> tfw fought the takeaway demon down to once a month
> tfw calorie counting, gym this week
> tfw weekly weigh-in is tomorrow after gym

smuggest of smug pepes to you, my good sir.

come on lad, you're letting /fitfeel/ down

>>36447398
Don't listen to this clueless, short paki. Got down to 140 while eating takeaway burgers and crisps all the way. Only ever cooked some chicken and rice once in a while.

Tights are my fetish

>>36447472
Top lad tbqh with you right now.

>>36447376
fuck off dickhead
ebin poster is innocent

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>>36447467
>short paki

>>36447479
I like running my hand through a girl's leg when she wears them. Gets me hard.

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>>36447472
yeah they're pretty good

Need some comebacks to use on my 12 year old sister and her bitchy friends when then feel like picking on me for being ugly or having glasses.

The only insult I'm proud of is calling one of them blue loo after she died her hair blue, I'm 24 btw but never developed a good argumentative mind.

>>36447432
I need to start calorie counting.
Sick of been a fat shit, hate going to gyms with people around. They still had people around at fucking 2am of all times.

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>>36444310
.
.
.
.
.
>89 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Takes a large number of tablets daily
>Has trouble remembering what to take when
>Wants me to give her a dosette box
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>36447521
i cant figure out if this is bait or not.

impressive.

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>>36447521
her bitchy friends when they* feel like picking on me

>>36447521

Maybe just not arguing with a 12 year old is a good first step?

>>36447521
Just threaten to get the local paki rape gang on them.

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>>36447521
>Need some comebacks to use on my 12 year old sister and her bitchy friends
>I'm 24 btw

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>>36447521
include me in the screencap lads.

we have reached the pinnacle of /britfeel/

>>36447521
Tell her to act her age or you'll have to fuck some sense into her

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>>36447549
>>36447559
>>36447563
>>36447573
>>36447597
Its seriously not bait. It only started happening recently both IRL and over the internet when my sister brings them over or follows me around with her iPhone group chat.

I'm the same guy who sprayed them with bug spray the other day.

>>36447517
I want to see those tights ripped then her plump butt spanked!

>>36447521
say her "you weren't saying that when you were sucking my cock"

Fuck me, just had my first wank in months. Ever since I've laid off my HRT I've actually been getting errections again, thought the useless piece of shit was broken.

>>36447638
Go into her room at night while she's sleeping.

Get on top of her, put your hand over her mouth and let her know you own her.

You're probably beta enough that your parents would never believe her if she told them you did this. And she'll never do it again

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Just diarrhea'd all over the poor toilet lads, but at least I don't feel sick anymore.

>>36447666
>paki
>tranny
>sex offender
>Tripfag
>satanic trips
Truly Satan incarnate

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>>36447472
chubby bellies are my fetish

>>36447645
Are you the describing paki raping young white girls anon?

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>been eating nothing but sweetcorn for three days for a laugh
>just had a shit
>came out like a full corn on the cob

cool

>>36447517
is that ballsack or just a puffy vulva

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Hoping you all have a good weekend lads.

- Kev x

I've been talking to a single mother of 5 and I don't know if I should continue. I mean I'm like a 2/10 and this is the only female attention I've ever gotten

>>36447796
puffy vulva (male)

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>>36447724
fatty fatty fat fat

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>>36447521
>Some faggot who uses Reddit actually uploaded this.
Are you thinking what im thinking?

>>36447819
fap and then think about things

>>36447724
That is as thicc as I'd be willing to go 2bh.

>>36447796
It's obviously ballsack.

t. 2d trap expert

Oh my dear Lord, I do enjoy getting high.
That's all I've got right now.

This could double as a "what are you drinking/smoking tonight?" post, to give it some use.

Gonna have a puff for you lads on the Skol tonight.

>>36447655
Thing is she's usually ok when its just her but as soon as the others show up or start texting the battle recommences.

>>36447694
hmm I'll have to try something like that and scare the shit out of her, I can block the internet from the router but the problem is her phone will switch to mobile data and the bills start racking up.

I do have an electric car horn kicking around the place and a spare car battery so maybe I could rig that up during the early hours.

>>36447830
What do these people have to gain by spreading it around to norman cesspits like reddit?

>>36447856
I've never been high or drunk before, what's it like?

Need to find some good uptempo swing 2bh lads.

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Stop smoking cannabis

Fishnets in boots to be specific, I'm a slave to it.

>>36447831
Hmm. I don't know what to do. Chances are she won't beat any of my kids since she's "finished having kids" and likes me for my "personality" and "ability to step up to the plate"

Can LSD fry the tumor of my roboticism?

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Watching season 5 of The Simpsons. It's still the best.

>>36447830
people in here using reddit

wow what a surprise

>>36447863
>What do they have to gain??
Let ebin upboats of course kind sir

Settle an argument for me and my mum

Do you need curtains in a living room where the only window is part of a door that leads to the garden?

I don't get why she's so paranoid about people spying on her, literally the only ones who could maybe see something are the neighbours living opposite but even then the window is tiny

The crazy bitch has now celotaped a pillowcase and newspaper over the window since I ripped off the curtains

We're pakis btw

>>36447885
Of course Peter. You are a great advice meme.

>>36447885
What else can I do to numb my pain?

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>>36447849
I would go thicker

>>36447885
Oi fuck off m8 innit

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>>36447856
*takes a hit from the bowl*

Oh that's some good Skooma

>>36447930
you don't need them but sometimes it is nice to block out the light but my mum is the same, she thinks next door are looking through our kitchen window and she had a bin bag taped to the window and now she has put a privacy glass film on the window

Off to bed lads, night.
Might post more Oblivion tomorrow

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>>36447945
She's like, 90% fat.

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>>36447944
find god and live a moral life

>>36447945
THICC != spherical

>>36447721
>Paki
Honourary white, plenty of posters have said it.
>tranny
Female
>sex offender
Never been charged for that newfag.

>>36448007
How does one find God Peter?

>>36447867

I don't drink often so the memory is a bit loose, I'm also high so I'll leave that to someone else.

I'm pretty stoned right now, I mean the drug reduces the mental filter on existence, doesn't it, in effect? The tunes I'm on now sound 'greater'.

Emotionally for me, it reduces boredom. Eventually, it'll help me get to sleep before 5am - one of the reasons I smoke.

>>36448007
Will I go to hell for drinking skimmed milk?

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>>36448026
No, anon, drink all the skimmed milk and don't forget to vote lib dem

>>36448007
Morality is a spook, nerd.

>>36448018
Paki tranny? Post pics

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>>36448026
>>36448039
You will go to hell for drinking a man's skimmed milk though

>>36448019
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1255983/How-I-God-peace-atheist-brother-PETER-HITCHENS-traces-journey-Christianity.html

>>36448039
https://youtu.be/1GABLEE5VfU

HE SKIMMED THEM ALIVE!

>>36448062
I only like whole milk.

>>36447467
didnt you do dnp to help lose weight?

Just got back from the cinema lads. Watched Get Out. All the white women were talking about Goodfellas ffs.

>>36448018
>Female

havent had that transition surgery and you dont pass so

MALE