New day. new thread Who's going to church in the morning?

>>36450495
It's Saturday not Sunday

Service station anon, if you're here.

Do you pass by Warwick services frequently? I'd buy you a coffee if you are ever in the area.

>>36450495
>Who's going to church in the morning?
Cant. Came in my church trousers

Delete this.
You used the wrong OP image.

>>36450544

I'm almost tempted to delete it to cover up my ignorance of the correct day

>>36450495
>Who's going to church in the morning?

I really doubt anyone on /britfeel/ is Jewish

read about the grime I just pulled from my teeth here

>>36450560


fuck should have taken pics lads

>>36450567
Also get one without the chinese shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kfin-UeAQ

tfw no angsty pop punk gf

I'll be laying wanking tyvm.

>>36450589

Have you ever thought about making the thread yourself you lazy little cunt?

I make at least 70% of the new threads, maybe 80%

Sitting in the canteen right now
Can't hear a single English conversation

>>36450610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

tfw not sharpest tool in shed

Fucking hell, the late 90s/early 00s are a goldmine for happy pop punk before the emos ruined it.

>>36450638
Not him but I must make the other 20-30% then.

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>>36450638
Someone upset that his forced chinese meme has only made people hate it and not taken hold?

>>36450652

Where do you work anon?

Polish people really are vermin

>>36450652
I know your suffering. I'm surrounded by poles and romanians all fucking day.

Their languages have no depth or elegance, m8.

>>36450610
I would get into this song but my sister is called Josie

>>36450679

You probably do. I couldn't make one the other day because I was at work and people just couldn't cope, it ended up getting about 590 posts before someone made a new one

>>36450684
It's not my forced meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

Catchy tune passing through. She was a bird back then too.

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>>36450692
tfw in love with a polish girl from my work

literally poley tier

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>>36450610
>>36450655
>pop-punk

Emo did ruin it further because shit bands like Modern Baseball exist

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Eat noodles

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>tfw trapped wind
Just end it all, lads.
Post waifus.

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Season food with Soy sauce

>>36450495
you forgot the /britfeel/ in the topic you fucker, delete this abomination of a thread

>>36450900
Xi is the bringer of dubs

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How are all you fine fellows tonight?
Comfy pop punk discussion I see, any recommendations?

- Kev x

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Wanshang yinggan, ni kaixin ma

>>36450872
do you want me to suck it out for you

>>36450946

Wanshang anon, wo hen kaixin, xiexie.

Ni jintian kaixin ma?

Sexy kev
>Check

Chinese president
>Check

I guess its real forced meme hours on britfeel tonight

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Stop voting for fake conservatives

>>36451053
Wo ye kaixin xie xie. Wo ye ele

>>36450926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFmsgHfuXpA
Forget the Punk Kev, this is all you need.

>>36451085
Comment about forced memes
>Check

I guess it real forced meme hours on britfeel tonight.

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>>36451131
Excellent song lad.
This never fails to put me into a good mood. A even better mood if I watch it too.

- Kev X

>>36451131
No joke I saw these guys play live at my then gf's uni graduation prom. Jason Donovon was the supporting act.

>>36451214
I believe you because all kinds of random pop groups play unis. My brother saw three of the guys from S Club 7 a few years ago.

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Just had to wade through 2 archived threads to get here lads. You boys have been busy. Its difficult when life gets in the way of forcing memes but I'm here now.

Truck boys caught me peeing on their trux at the cinema parking lot. They quickly grabbed me and wrestled me to the ground and pulled my pants off. They tied cables to each one of my limbs and tied the other ends to their trucks and drove in the four extremity directions so i would have to feed with a straw

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>>36450872
Think how good it will feel when you fart though lad

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stop taking antidepressants and mind altering drugs

Does anyone else hate being that voice of reason to friends?

Like I have a friend with CCJs and multiple debts and then he talks about buying a 1600 laptop and a 500 chair.

>>36451397
is that a bulge I see?

orginally gay

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>>36450872
>tfw want to post my waifu but don't have anything to say so it is a pointless post

>>36451470
>500 chair.
What chair could be that good?

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Stop teaching sex education

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>>36451484
all my posts are pointless you have nothing to worry about

>>36451506
one of those "racing" meme chairs

This seems to be the only alive thread on r9k that isn't complete shit

I'm taking the liberty to join in despite not being British

>>36451507
Stop having sex and they won't have to.

>>36451629
what is the point? you wont be able to understand our struggle

>>36451629
>I'm taking the liberty to join in despite not being British
Where are you from first?

Also what is your choice from Greggs?

>>36451629
We are not form of immigrants here lad. What do YOU offer the thread?

>>36451629

You'll have to apply for a Visa lad, please state

>Nationality
>Age

>>36451604
i hate those fucking things.

>tfw you're a starving artist in Trafalgar square and you can't get anything right

Just down me in the fountain lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tr_L31StI

>>36451679
>a starving artist in Trafalgar square
Is this part of the song or actually you?

>>36451656
>what is your choice from Greggs

This must be an UK thing? Did you take me for a Scot or an Irishman?

I mean, I eat potatoes, drink booze and have a hint of red in my hair but I'm actually from Finland

>>36451629

VISA APPLICATION NEEDED ANON.

We won't need your social media passwords and internet browsing history unlike our yankee counterparts. But we will snoop on that anyway.

>>36451719
You have to go back.jpg

>>36451719
Brexit means Brexit anon

>>36451719
>Finland
Have we been to war with you lads ever?

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give me your best bane memes

>>36451719
Can't join /britfeel/ if you don't know what a Greggs is. You won't understand it here.

Sounds more like you need a /Irelandfeel/

>>36451748
Never understood why the British have such an adamant opposition to white immigrants

They seem to not mind the darkest of negroes, but god forbid an Eastern European plumber immigrates with intention to contribute to the economy and it's an immediate shitshow

Can someone explain this to me?

>>36451719

>Cringeworthy poor understanding of British Isles

Visa denied.

>>36451748
>>36451758
Feel bad for these lads. Nordfeel never seems to take off.

>>36451767
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuation_War

The Finns are fucking nazis.

>>36451787
>They seem to not mind the darkest of negroes
Wrong. Don't project your cuck fantasies

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>>36451768
EoE is one of my favourite films

The only Europeans we welcome here are Dutchmen, FINNS OUT!

>>36451787
>Can someone explain this to me?
It's more like a grudging 'well we did invade them and ask them to work here at some point' rather than truly accepting them.

>>36451629
>despite not being British
Quick everyone talk about British stuff

>>36451831
You need a basic understanding of British stuff otherwise you are fucked when something like a Weatherspoons comes up in convo. We can't be pausing to explain to JF all the time.

>>36451810
>300 tractors captured
Never forget.

>>36451831
marmite amirite

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>>36451716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whGWmXLhQ9c

>>36451860
Dont they have that in other places? God we cant be the only ones surely?

>>36451857
>JF
im english but could you run this one by me?

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>>36451768
Made this a couple of weeks ago from that gypos dog

>>36451890
I think he means Johnny Foreigner lad

>>36451787

'White' is an Ameircan meme.

Foreigners are all foreigners. Eastern Europeans are particular bad ones.

>>36451876
>play
>sounds sad
>exit immediately
Sorry anon I avoid sad shit these days.

>>36451910
Twat, you should have asked for prove of English. Now the JFs know how to sneak questions in.

>>36451895
he's a big boy, laddy

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>>36451768
>"You're a big guy"
>"But during the stone age!"

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>>36450495
Don't hate congratulate edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

women are fucking annoying. when ever i go to a pub or something, they always walk over to me and start asking me questions like am i alright, what do i do for a living and what kind of music i like. i cant be bothered with it.

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>tfw you realise wanking to porn is basically like being the cuckold sitting in the corner watching your wife getting fucked by another man but at the end of it the woman will never love you

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>>36452018
>All this message

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>3.80 bong from the local chinks

Xi was right about eating noodles lads

>>36452018
What if it's solo or lesbian stuff?

>>36451895
What breed of dog is that? It's like a pitbull on steroids

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>>36451629
Since you haven't stated your nationality, I'll give you this day pass. It'll give you visitor clearance for 24 hours. Return with the correct documentation and hand it to sexy kev at security when the times up and we'll see if we grant you a visa.

Here it is, keep it safe.

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>>36452069
>Just eating carbs with fried carbs

>>36452069
Why are chips from Chinese chippys and takeaways so good?

>>36452069
Got enough salt on those chips you bastard? I'm annoyed because you made me hungry

>>36452069

They plain noodles? I might get noodles and chips myself Sunday

>>36452107
>Since you haven't stated your nationality
He said he was Finnish. It's probably a huge deal to talk to strangers like this since they're all pretty autistic.

>>36452131
Nah sweet and sour sauce on them lad

>>36452069
>>36452116
>>36452131
people who order chips from the chinky belong on a cross

>>36452069
yeah but guessing for that price it's just noodles and chips
can get traditional british fish and chips for the same price desu, and that's a more hearty meal

>>36450495
Hi people and Kay's back cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uba_3qSqwjY

Thanks for watching

>>36452107
Fuck off lad. He was told to leave after showing an embarrassingly bad knowledge of British ways.

>>36452193
dead normie meme now lad

>>36451787
You're not British

It's really simple, why do you brainlet mainlanders not understand it.

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>>36452176
>belong on a cross

>>36452212
We need a new youtuber to meme.

>>36452201
Sorry lad. Had a few beers, I'm off my game

>>36452069
>tfw this would be about 6 quid down here in Londonistan

>>36452080
Still unacceptable seeing as you're not involved. You're still the cuck in the corner

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>>36451787
What do you think about Reliant Robins?

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>>36452193
Fucking normies ruin everything desudesudesu

>>36452253
So is wanking to my imagination acceptable?

Just bought some "Chinese salt" thinking it was kosher salt but its actually msg haha lads

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Watch Kay's good cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jftDRdX8hU

>>36452294
You a jew lad?

>>36452288
>being cucked by yourself

A lass from york asked if I would be up for a mini adventure up there for a coffee and a chat.

Its the first proactive female attention I've gotten in about 10 years.

Obviously can't take her offer even though she's really cute because I'm a low status male with nothing to offer on top of being an anxious wreck.

Would be nice though eh...if I was strong enough to transcend my suffering and find meaning in life to be able to pursue a relationship...

>>36452313
Nah lad. The kimchi recipe I'm using said to use kosher salt. Apparently its just bigger salt crystals, less intense so you can spread it out more I guess

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>>36452347
>Obviously can't take her offer even though she's really cute because I'm a low status male with nothing to offer on top of being an anxious wreck.
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GET UP THERE AND SHAG HER ARSE OFF

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>>36450872
posting
you tried rubbing your tummy lad
>>36451018
are you offering to suck it out through his arse?, that is the place most trapped wind escapes

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>>36452300

Xi does it again

>>36452138
I-It's not autism! I thought the British were civilized, don't you barbarians have a concept of personal space?

>>36452255
I am under the impression they tip over easily to the point of comedic relief, is this a meme?

Have 4 scotch bonnet peppers lads. Reckon I eat one haha?

>>36452377

But she'd eventually find out how much of a worthless male I am and move onto someone above me on the dominance hierarchy.

>>36452401
>scotch bonnet peppers
Weird, my dad asked me if i liked these today because he's growing some. Never heard of them before in my life and now they come up twice in the matter of hours haha

>>36452392
>I thought the British were civilized
Honestly we somehow convinced the world of this even though all we did was go to war with literally everyone, even over tea and opium.

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Got a cracking brew right now.

>>36452347
How the fuck did you even get the offer in the first place, you normallad?

Anyway, do it. Go there. If you don't then you'll have to wallow in regret again. Surely you know the feeling. That regret you'll go over and over, tearing apart your mind, for the next six months, at least.
Do it to escape the regret demons.

>>36452418
I want to slap you mate. She's clearly interested so have a kick of the ball ffs or end up regretting it.

>>36452424
Nice anon. When they are grown make some jerk chicken or beef pasties with it. Tasty as fck

>>36452392
They were a car made popular in a much loved British TV show.

>>36452418
You sound like a creepy cuckold lad.

>>36452459

Dunno. We mutually liked each other on OKC and then she sent the message.

>>36452502

Dunno about that. I detest non monogamous and poly relationships.

>>36452450
>somehow convinced

I think it has something to do with the technological and scientific advancements and efficient industry

Which is my idea of "civilization" because it requires a certain national intellect

And that usually results in organized manners

>>36452526
>on OKC
>but isnt willing to actually meet girls
why

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PAN

NICE AND HOT

(why is this board limited to original posts again? Let me shitpost in peace you bastard robot its all I have.)

>>36452392
Can't handle the bantz, typical .

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>>36452392
We don't take kindly to the Finnish around here

Clear off

>>36452537
Our top lads were out of this world, sure. But beneath the top 10ish% we've always been a bit of a messy and vulgar people. Still better than the rest obv.

>>36452566
I hate the robot. I understand it was designed to enforce originality in posts but that has kind of gone out the fucking window. I think I would miss it when it's gone though.

>>36452549
This.

The account worked. Reap the benefits.

>>36452549

Practice? To prove to myself that I'm as undesirable as I believe that I am as to justify my negativity about relationships and my self image.

York is about 20 minutes away by train so it's not out of the realm of impossibility but like jesus.

What the fuck do you even talk to a girl about.

I've been NEET for 9 years and my primary entertaiment medium is playing video games all day as away to distract myself from the crushing hopelessness of life and the inevitability of existence.

Not exactly viable topics of conversation for a prospective partner..

>>36452526
Don't fall for the alpha / beta dominance meme lad, it honestly doesn't really exist, or at least not in the way 4chan pretends it does. Get out there in the real, or the normies don't worry about it, it isn't relevant. It's something designed to wear away at robot's insecurities. Unironically just go for it and be yourself, women are not quite as shallow as to 'always be desiring' chad's cock. They're a bit more complex.

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>>36452613
>What the fuck do you even talk to a girl about.

Reliant Robins

Why wouldn't you have children? If you had a job, a place of your own and was in a relationship

>>36452613
Jesus fuck, start thinking confidently and positively about yourself. Who gives a fuck if you have little to offer, you see the scummiest chavs in the world with decent looking birds.
If you are confident regardless of your situation, people pick up on that.
Someone wants to meet and you don't even try to feel good about it. If you want to feel bad, just delete the OKC and hope girls approach you in person to hang out.

>>36452675
A lot of people don't because it's expensive and too much effort. The lazy cunts.

>>36452613
>start paying attention to current events
>start watching or at least get knowledge about current meme shows, music, films
>have an opinion on everything but make sure it's 'safe' and not too extreme in any direction.

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>>36452566
TEA

EARL GREY

HOT

(Tried earl grey for the first time the other day actually lads. It kinda tastes like if parma violets were a tea. Weird.)

>>36452675
>wanting to bring a child into this failing world

is there anything more cruel?

>>36452700
Must of had some weird earl grey. Either that or I've never tasted it properly because I add milk

>>36452526
>Dunno about that
Your obsession with superior men fucking all the qts want is total cuck behaviour. Stop this degenerate mindset.

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I'm tempted to watch EoE again. Should I?

>>36452675
money and effort. considering i will barely have any time as it is if i am working, with a kid i will have pretty much no relaxation time.

dont really care about carrying on my blood line. my genetics are nothing special.

>>36452703
My life is pretty good, if I can bring another good life into the world, why not?

>>36452847
make sure your kid learns how to shoot

>>36452847
My life is pretty good too, doesn't mean my future kid isn't going to drafted into the next world war

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>He doesn't enjoy some chinese style chips from the chinkies

>>36452812
>EoE
Eosinophilic esophagitis

>>36452906
REEEEEE your talking about me i know you are

go to the chip shop if you want chips REEEEEE

I'm glad my parents didn't fall for this retarded 'Anti-natalism' meme

>>36452675
High chance that I'm genuinely autistic and mental illness seems to run in my family along with a lot of other negative genetic traits. I'll never really be a complete functioning adult and wouldn't want to subject a child to a life raised by me, they'd turn out fucked up.

I'm gonna put a stop to my bloodline.

This ends here.

>britfeel in one tab
>britpol in another
probably the same lads

>>36452906
I could just imagine that there was a big scandal because someone recorded him saying something about "chinese style chips from the chinkies"

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>He doesn't live in god's country (aka the black country)
>He's never had battered chips

>>36452947
Britlgbt in another?

>>36452947

britpol probably has more

-NEETs
-Virgins
-Shut ins

than britfeel

>>36452947
Never seen the appeal in political boards/forums. They're all circlejerks to the highest order.

>>36452958

I have never had battered chips actually, are they really only a black country thing?

>>36452965
Never been there but wouldnt be suprised if that was a thing

>>36452932
I'm not glad my parents fell for the procreation meme

>>36452641
>>36452746

The value/dominance structure exists in almost all mammals. All of human society is built on value structures driven by the need to acquire status. Status is what dictates a mans viability as a partner to women. It's core biology of human beings.

But yeah, most people aren't aware of it at all. People consider themselves above animals that aren't the result of millions of years of biological and social evolution.

>>36452664

Fuckin class robin lad.

Anyone else only had sex once?

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chips + scraps with salt and vinegar
maybe gravy if the chippy does good gravy

i had that for tea today

>>36453002
>>>/lgbt/8130714

>>36452997
I think they're a niche thing up and down the country. But in the black country all chips are battered. You ask for "chips" and that's what you get.

>>36453024
Yeah lad. 3 months ago. I start uni soon say maybe this truly is a turning point in my life.

>>36453005

Go on then, what have you got to be unhappy about?

>>36453045
Is a battered chip like a potato fritter except smaller?

>>36453048
tell me the story lad.

>>36452255
Lovely jubbly

>>36453051
Is there where you pull some retarded "people in Africa" meme?

>>36453031

>tfw you created a brit general on /lgbt/ months ago
>all the faggots went there
>/britfeel/ is now free of faggotry.

Honestly, I think making that thread was better than all my other contributions to britfeel combined.

>>36453090

Not at all, I'm just asking you why life is bad.

Having children would be a good thing, because you're likely brining more happiness into the world.

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>>36452255
*Sc-reeeeeeeeeeeeech*
*truck boys crash into the side of it*
*they steal the front wheel*
*hand the driver a fresh bud*
*drive off*

truck boys

>>36453105
Why are you still here then?

Ori blocker

>>36453077
I dunno it's a chip that's been dipped in the same stuff they dip the fish in.

>>36453105
Still some prision gays hanging about but I appreciate the effort senpai.

>>36453031
>there is known britfeel posters posting in that thread about their bfs

>>36453136

I'm not a faggot, I hated all the gay posting, so I created that thread so they'd fuck off

and it worked.

>>36453183
Very sly lad. You've got a big brain. But do you have a big knob? Let me see it. I want to touch it.

>>36453183
Clever idea lad, I like it. Now the gays are gone we can compare our knobs without the nasty homos slobbering over it.
gi'us a look lad

Frankly, Mr. Shankly since you askedddd

>>36453183
More like you rounded them up so it's easier to hit on them all ;)

>>36453078
It's a very normie story lad but okay

>go backpacking in Australia as an attempt to become normie and prevent my life spiralling further out of control
>meet a bunch of Aussie guys in my hostel room that I'm at who are staying there while they travel home from Byron Bay to Melboune
>they're going out to some club that night and invite me out
>I'm an insanely good drinker, can down pretty much anything, so they think I'm a laugh to be around
>after the club they debate between going to some strip club or casino
>never been to either but a strip club seems like fun for a KHV like me that's never seen tiddies
>one of the aussie dudes heres about this and pays for a private dance for me
>story of how I saw and felt my first pair of tits in real life, sadly they were fake
>anyways the stripclub has this really shady bar and we stay there till about 3-4am
>this thai backpacker comes up to me and we get on pretty well despite her english being shit, it's surprisingly easy to talk to girls when you have something common to talk about like travelling and your home country
>go to her place and fug
>go back to the hostel in the morning and the aussie dudes congratulate me for finally becoming a man

>>36453164
lol me and my bf love britfeel we talk to people and facebook and twitter about it all the time

>>36453183
It's funny how there are tripfags in that thread but they are just normal posters instead of crazy characters like you get here.

>>36453164
>t.boyfriend stalked my posts, eventually befriended me and become bf

gays get boyfriends by stalking?

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>>36453183
same desu. Fucking hate queers

>>36453233
That's brilliant lad. What a good story.

I love traveling.

>>36453271
I've been stalking lenlad for months and hes still not my bf, what gives?

>>36453164
Kekd at that too, everyones seen the russianloli lads willy

>>36453183
>>36453210

>Reveal that I'm a homophobe
>Faggots are swarming me

It was the same when people found out about my racism, and had non-white women all over me.

Might be a tactic you can try in future.

>>36453300
Yeah sadly I've never told anyone I know in real life so all my mates still think I'm a virgin. Losing your virginity abroad sounds like a bullshit story I think, like that mate you had in secondary school that said he made out with a girl and if you ask who he says 'oh I met her on holiday'

sup. what you all up to at this time of night?

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>>36453279
>I'm wearing the stripped socks, so I look like a dainty girl!
Everytime
When is there going to be some innovation in the faggot scene? Preferably something that actually makes them look fem.

>>36453358

2am is basically my limit, I'm off now

>>36453354
I dunno. I think these days people expect if you go abroad single that you will try and fucks someone.

>>36453363

Trannies have no intention of looking feminine.

>>36453354
I know what you mean.

>I shagged a girl
>Who is it?
>Erm, she lives near my gran

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>>36453129
Stop stealing my front wheel.

Fucking truck boys

>tfw going to retake my a levels independently so I can go to yuni and escape my 2 years of NEET life

wish I could get some decent predicted grades somehow, so I don't have to literally wait an additional year to have some results to apply with. I'm sure I could probably contact my old school or something but I doubt they would give what I wanted (AAB prediction) because as you can imagine I never tried

You used to call me on my cellphone...
Late night.

>>36453394
uwotm8 don't try to ruse

Lads. *doffs hat*

Given up on that girl I went on a date with. Tried to meet up again, she said she was too ill and she'd drop me a message the next morning. No message so I left it, she's probably ill after all and stuck in bed or whatever. Three days later send another one asking how she's feeling, still nothing.
Now 5 days since that, I aint sent any more because fuck chasing people but she hasnt sent anything back so she's obvi fucked me about.

>>36453279
Can you post the horse dildo one to?

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>>36453393
Actually I lie, I told my closest mate. I don't know why normies put such a pedestal on losing your virginity as if being 20 and a virgin is such a bad thing
>>36453431
Kek exactly lad, there was always one

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>>36453509
HEEEEELOOOOOOOO
HOOOOW ARRREE YOOOOIU
HAAAVE YOU BEEEEN ALRIGHT?
THROOOUGH ALL THESE
LONEELY, LONELY, LOONELY, LONEELY YEARS
THAT'S WHAT ID SAY
ID TELL YOU EVERYTHIING
IF YOOUD PICK UPP THAT TELEPHOOONE
WOOOAAH, OOOH OOOOH OOOH OH

being unemployed sucks...
no money... no drink... no smoke... no girl....
shit is boring as fuck. I used to go out to the local hill and get wasted looking at the stars, or walking by the waters edge and sitting in the grass... totally off my face of course...

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>>36453593
>don't want to be 20 years old and still a virgin
;(

>>36453593
Jealous you lost your virginity at 20. I was 20 and nearly 21.

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>>36453593
>you don't want to be 20 years old and still a virgin

>>36453026
Hope you had a nice day Ebinalad

>>36453637
I was 19 he was just talking about losing it before my birthday

to all the KHHV, just get some nice clothes, practice social skills and you'll get a gf/pussy when you have self-respect
Even ugly and stupid guys can get laid. You are no exception anon

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>>36453593
Haha ikr imagine being 20 and still a virgin

>>36453672
Yeah sorry I meant to write before 20.

19 is a normie age to lose your virginity. 20 is weird territory.

lads... i lost my virginity to a family member... am i going to die?

>>36453679
You forgot to tell them bee urself

>>36453713
>i lost my virginity to a family member
ffs has everyone here fucked a relative? What happened lad?

>>36453733
who the fuck else are they going to be? ffs

>>36453752
Tldr; dad ate all the ribs

>>36453762
Isshydigif you agent trolling

>>36453752
nothing... it was really romantic and sweet and nice.... not like I'm with her or something. Since then I've been with other people.

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>Bark bark
>Bark bark bark
>bark bark bark bark
>bark
>Bark Bark Bark
>ARF bark bark
>"AWOOOOOOOOO"

Original

Bark woof ARF bark bark?

>>36453867
Was Kay's fanny not a bit whiffy Lee?

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you lads feeling bored?
sometimes i feel like you're the only friends I have... in the whole world... I don't even know any of your names and I've never seen your faces...

>>36453659
I've done nothing really, tried to find a good site to learn some maths but just put it off and didn't find anything. Might try watch a movie or something instead

>>36453941
Britfeel aren't my own friends, but they are by far my best

>>36453941
Aye it is a bit weird lad. Like I bet there's only around 50 consistent posters, if that. Probably closer to 10 of a night, yet none of us no each other. Each night we are all speaking to the same people but we don't know who. I want to keep it that way.

>>36453941
>you lads feeling bored?
Always either bored or stressed
>never seen your faces...
I posted an old pic of myself last night, so if you where there you've seen it.

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>>36453941
Here you go mate. Its an old pic but it's me.

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>>36453941
Have a Reliant Robin, lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1JXKOg-Qc

There is a discord if you guys wanna chat, but it's really, really dead. except for goodfellas poster (spammy cunt)

GNOB - Glorious Nation of Britfeel
discord DOT gg SLASH vS8BW

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>>36453941
We postin faces boys?

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>>36454075
you would love that, wouldn't you?

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>>36453941
*hands you a fresh bud*

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>>36453593
>he was a virgin at 20
Hahahaha what a loser. Not like I'm still a virgin or anything

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ITTTTS 2:45 IN THE MOOOORNING
ANND IM PUTTING MYSSELF
ON
WAAAAAAAAAAARRRNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII8IIIIING

Too depressed to wash my face

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So what's the deal with pepe and wojak? Are they friends or enemies?

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>>36454287
DO IT NOW IT TAKES SIXTY SECONDS
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO

>>36450692
I work in a warehouse in Oxford

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>>36454308
They represent the two sides of the world. They clash often but are eternally linked. And they both hate normies.

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>>36454287
Don't wash your face
No
No
No
No

I haven't posted here in so long, things have took a turn for the worse recently and it reminded me of here. I came back to check if it was still a thing and it was. The nostalgia made me sad desu, I'll never forget the nights I spent in the britfeel dead of the night threads. Where there would be like 3 posts and hour.

When I left there was a bunch of personalities I would talk to daily, poleaboo, shoutanon and nigii. Are they still around?

>>36454379
Poleaboo died in a house raid
Shoutanon killed tilde and then himself
niggii went to live in china as a monk

>>36454379
>poleaboo, shoutanon and nigii
The worst one is still here.

>>36454379
Poleaboo is always here. I don't know the other two. Only been here 5 months though.

>>36454364
Ha! I did it! Fuck you spooky pepe
>>36454345
Thanks for the encouragment based deerman

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>Pluck to the courage to check the bank account
>worry
>Internet backing is currently unavailable
FFFFFSSS

>>36454379
spoiler: they're all the same person

>>36454549
Why do you need to build up courage?

>>36454549
are you me?
RBS here

So, um...what time does mass start again on sundays? Just asking for a laugh haha

>channel posts good memes based around a band on youtube
>they're starting to get increasingly repetitive and normie tier
This was the latest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UcRbOZb5zw

>>36454622
Depends on the church
Either 10 or 11 usually

>>36454659
Haha hilarious can you imagine all those losers getting up that early on a sunday haha

if this doesn't make you laugh, something is wrong with you (about 40 seconds in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gK16RJvMcA

>>36454407
>>36454408
The worst one was shout?
>>36454415
Ah good, poleaboos stories use to give me a laugh.
>>36454576
Wouldn't surprise me

>>36454549
Natwest lad?

>money goes into my bank at 3am when I get paid
>always down at that time

>>36454695
>something is wrong with you
Yeah, I know what's wrong with me. I have a sense of humour

drawfag requests?

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>>tfw thinking of your silly accent
Meeting up with another anon was a mistake

>>36454732
you obviously don't edit videos <_<
and you call yourself a producer?

>>36454745
Jeff goldbloom winning the 1975 bangor badminton bangup

>>36454591
Just hoping to see a bigger number than I expect lad. I rarely check it

>>36454730
>>36454607
HSBC, must be a standard thing. Dumb

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>>36454841
here you go lad. i don't even know what half those words are, but okay!

>>36454766
>meeting up with another anon

did you bum eachother

>>36454892
Thanks lad, just as I remember it

>>36454745
That anon fucking his fat american cousin.

>>36454841
I almost got fooled by your Bill Murray post the other night btw

>>36454896
We did whatever you want to hear

>>36454936
Which one lad? The Bahamas badminton bash? True tale that one

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>>36454917
is this what you meant?

>>36454986
i-is that what sex looks like?

>>36455005
yes. next request?

>>36455018
Truck boys
just hanging out

anyone here volunteered? thinking about volunteering for the saint catherines hospice

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>>36455039
>>36455039
don't rightly know what you're on about. here you go.

>>36455056
I've been advised to as my they want to move me off ESA. Pretty fucking useless though so not sure what to do.

Just went for a piss after having a wank and now my dick is burning. This always happens. Gotta wait like half an hour now feeling like I need to piss constantly and burning every time I do ffs

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>>36455105
nobody advised me, i'm trying to get off it myself though. 8 years of neet life is enough desu

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don't fuck with my gran shes reet ard she'll fecken ave ya

lads... the girl i love rejected me and now she has a boyfriend,,, i'm going to cry i think

should I watch fight club or is it too reddit?

>>36455165
Well good luck anon. How do you think you'd be around the sick and old?

>>36455204
It's a great movie and ignore people who say anything is 'reddit'. Just enjoy whatever you want.

>>36453975
I would like to get to know the posters desu.
Was thinking of setting up a chat room sort of thing for us super lonely ones to get to know each other. Away from main thread.

Any thoughts?

Got a credit card lads. Don't even want it because it's a slippery slope but the bank forced me to get one ffs

>>36455385
Banks can't force you to lol.
I got one when I was making good money for emergency use. 4k limit. Now making minimum wage. 600 quid on it.
Dunno how I will pay it back lol.

considering going to church tomoz lads... i'm not even christian...

>>36455440
No harm in giving it a try

>>36455440
You mean on sunday I'm guessing? Considering it too.

>>36455437
>Banks can't force you to lol.

I had to get one or I couldn't open a student account because my credit score was hindered without one, basically forced in my mind

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>>36453975
>Each night we are all speaking to the same people but we don't know who. I want to keep it that way.
Definitely best this way, it's like wandering into a different isolated country pub every night and chatting to the locals, don't really bother to listen to their names but enjoy the chat

but we just happen to be the same people every time.

>>36455381
How long have you been posting lad? Would I recognise your posts?

>>36455216
Its one of the only things I feel emotional and symapthetic towards so I'd probably feel really good helping old dying people honestly. Its too real knowing very well it could be you dying of a sickness one day and you'll then need a volunteer to drive you and help you

>>36455385
It's only a slippery slope if you don't set up direct debiting.
Do that with a good card and it's basically free money.

>>36455534
I wonder how the long term workers handle it? I suppose you learn to switch off at some point

>>36455534
Can't wait to be dead honestly. The dying bit seems shit but death sounds great.

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>>36455381
been tried and done, most people just build further friendships from here off steam including myself, I never thought I would talk to anyone off here but its been pretty rewarding

>>36455577
would imagine its like being a paramedic or something, they just get used to it. Many of them use dark/morbid humour to keep themselves sane I think

>>36455607
Well you can just drop dead at any moment or you can die in agonizing pain for weeks/years

lads... i just ate a jar of peanut butter... fugg my shidd up

>>36455681
>i just ate a jar of peanut butter
Are you American? Why do such a thing?

>>36455577
they develop coping mechanisms.. thick skin, denial, channel their pain into art, shit like that I guess

>>36455700
d a n k
m a y m a y s

>>36455638
I'm not really that into gaming. Certainly not on steam anyway.
>>36455526
Probably about 3 years. I dip in and out.
You probably won't recognise what I talk about. Usually blog posts.
>Balding/bad hair cuts
>living on mattress on floor
>sales at bt and quitting
>wetherspoons. Used to go alone. Now work.
>Asian girlfriends
>was quite involved with the britfeel arms discussions. At the start was talking about a robot commune. Evolved into pub.

I am jealous of people with online friends. Can't make friends online or off desu

>>36455799
I don't game either anymore, people just use steam as a friend/message service

also I haven't had a single irl friend and very few online friends but I don't regret adding people from here. I really don't have much to talk and can't carry a conversation but it worked out

>>36454379
Me again

Another question
Wtf poleaboos a white female now?

>>36455867
if gender and race are constructs then yes

>>36455867
I honestly just imagine he's not a real person and ignore him. So much easier than trying to understand what the fuck he's on about.

>>36455937
This tbqh I reckon poley was a real person when he made his original threads of /r9k/ but the one in /britfeel/ is just some mad cunt RPing as him

It's fucking shit being black in a white mans world.

No matter what you do they always want to hurt you for no reason.


The worst part is when they judge you without knowing you. You could be the best human being in the world and it wouldn't matter, cus you're black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXktcPfLXrI

>Slept all early evening
>Wide awake now
>Parcelforce delivery tomorrow
>Paid 12 fucking GBP for saturday delivery because wageslave

Turning my life around starting in the morning lads, no more cigs, no more staying up until after the sun rises, more getting slashfitslash and applying for wageslavery

>>36455984
I know what you mean. I feel like the essence of poley changed. I used to believe poley was entirely fake. However I'm not so sure now. This recent Mini one seems quite different though.

>>36454379
Shoutanon always annoyed me.

I generally think all the trips are shit however. Trying to lord it over the hacker group known as anonymous. Sometimes it is funny though.

>>36456119
>I generally think all the trips are shit however.
Yeah but they do add something to britfeel. It's really not the same as I remember it. Poleaboos posts about his dad and tildes blog will always be iconic to me.

>>36456094
>tfw wageslave but still stay up past sunrise

I have work in 5 hours h-haha

Lads I've been sent across from /brit/ for being mean to a woman

>>36455988
Life time natty CT Fletcher.

>>36456094
No you won't

Originally

>>36450495
Dammit lad you didn't put /britfeel/ in the title, I spent like 5 mins with 'brit' typed into the catalog and refreshing thinking the last thread must have just died and a new one would be made soon

>>36456223
I just checked out /brit/ and very few of them are actually british what the fuck

>>36456289
I was mean to a woman

Lads I am in big trouble.

My uncle caught me with my little cousin. I wasn't doing anything but it looked like I might have been.

The police are on the way.

>>36456223
Good, fuck roasties.
Pull up a poof and open a beer lad

>>36456326
Bit late for memeing tbqh