>out on your nightwalk >see this What do you robots do?

>>36425387
Throw my bowl of eggs at her and run away

>>36425387
Turn 360 and walk away friendo

Keep walking, one wrong move and I'm in the pin for rape, assault, and kidnapping.

>>36425387
Catch a rape charge

take a sniff of her butt and walk away

>>36425387
Check her purse for cash or valuables and continue along with my nightwalk.

>>36425387
Take her purse, phone and shoes then kick her in the head.

>>36425387
Take photos from her phone and send to all her contacts

>>36425387
take the money, the phone, and her purity

>>36425486
>kick her in the head

heh, so unnecessary

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>>36425509
>her purity

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>>36425387
>take her clothes and wallet
>get her name from ID in wallet
>take phone
>spit and piss on her and go home after grabbing her ass for a bit
>throw clothes and phone into a river
>set an alarm for ~6am
>go back to where this happened and record everything
>make fake normibook account and upload the video every day for a week with her name on it
>watch her deal with the embarassment while smoking a cig and kicking back

i will see you all in hell

>>36425387
Take her shoes off and sniff her feet.
Obviously keep the shoes for myself tho

>>36425387

Move away and pretend I never saw it.

Robots don't have the balls to rape an unconscious girl, or the morality to protect her.

>>36425387
Rape and ask her to pay for my service because little did she know she ordered a prostitute when she was drunk as shit

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>>36425387
>nightwalk
what kind of normie-shit behavior is this?

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>>36425509
>purity

somebody beat you to it long ago anon

>>36425550
What if you get charged for not helping her? She may die there and you as a passing citizen should've called for help.

>>36425550
Honestly this. I would just walk away.

>>36425565
This is far from normie. It's the only time I can enjoy the bliss of the outside night without any normies (except Fridays normies love getting drunk then).

>>36425387
>Wake her up
>Walk her home
>Wish her a good night
>Chide her friends for leaving her like that

I would unironically do that and not expect anything out of it, other than helping someone. Come at me.

>>36425426
>360...
is this bait? no one can be this dumb..

>>36425565

Its advanced NEET behavior for those of us who like the outdoors but hate being seen.

>>36425657
Being this new is criminal
>>>>>>>>/out/

>>36425387
>make sure she's out
>carry her into secluded place like some bushes
>spit on her pooper
>fuck and cum in her shitchute
>leave with a smile on my face

>>36425387
Run away.
I don't want to be seen within a fucking mile radius of this.

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>>36425419
>sir keksalot

Id check if her wallet had any paper money in it, take it and leave everything else.

>>36425387

wouldn't be wise to rape her unless you could drag her into a pitch black alley or into the middle of some thick bushes

>>36425656
you forgot to give her all the eggs

Take the phone and any cash in her purse

>>36425387
Steal cell phone
go home and fap to her nudes

Take the phone and text whoever comes up first in her text history a picture of her passed out and say I'm going to kill her

That'll teach her shitty friends not to abandon people

Also take shoes

>>36425733
Even if you did, you'd have to burn her body out of existence because of your DNA.

Call the police and report drunk and disorderly conduct.

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>>36425387
Call the cops and tell them to pick her up
Wait there till they arrive.

Rather easy.

>>36425387
I'd toss one of her shoes somewhere, smash her phone, and maybe break the keys if I could.

"Are you okay?" Like the pathetic virgin I am.

>>36425387
if nobody's around lick butt and feet, then steal phone and money from wallet

Touch her ass and tiddies and then leave

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>>36425387
Take her phone and post a picture of her vagina on her social medias

>>36425387
Pull her dress back down like a gentleman

Take any money she may have then go home.

>>36425387
>Get her car keys
>Find car
>Open car
>Place a bowl of eggs inside of it
>A note
>"You have to it all the eggs"
>Lock car
>Put keys inside her pussy

>>36425387
Steal her wallet, phone and hopefully go for a joyride in her car despite no licence. If she's blackout drunk get her in the car to have a reason for driving without license (OMG MY FRIEND IS ALCOHOL POISONED I'M TAKING HER TO HOSPITAL)

I'd try wake her up to see if she's okay. If she doesn't wake up then I would put her on her side so she doesn't choke on her own vomit.

steal her money and phone
dumb roastie bitch

suck a fart out of her butt then take her home

Something similar to this happened to me on a night walk one day. I met a lady who was strung out on something near a jack in the box. She was shivering and all huddled up. I asked her if she was alright and she kept saying she was cold. I left her alone, but later thought I should have given her my burger.

>>36425565
>He doesn't know about nightwalks

not only are you a normie, but you're also a newfag.

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>>36425927
She was cold, not hungry holy fucking shit can't you even listen

Steal her clothes so I can sniff and wear them later, then take a couple of pictures of her naked body before calling an ambulance.

>>36425855
take a picture and immediately post it on r9

that's it

does anyone have the full collection? there are around 8 photos of her

>>36425657
except maybe u m8

>>36425387
EGGS
G
G
S

That or just pee on her

>>36426044
really? i wanna see that too

>>36426044
what's the story? is she okay

>>36425509
>her purity

Oh you timetraveller.

Nothing because roasts like that have a gaggle of cockblocking harpies on board and I don't feel like comvitivng multiple manvslaughter

>>36425387
Caress her thighs, run my fingers through her hair, poke her soft cheeks and ask if she's ok.

Drag her into a dark location, have my way, cum in my hand, take whatever cash she has and walk away.

Id gather all her things in her purse and later toss them in a river, tell her im going to help her home. Walk/carry her home to my house, down in to my basement. tie her hands and feet over the bed so shes in an X position. Ill put something over her eyes so she cant se anything. Ill wait for her to wake up. when she does, im going to very camly explain to her that she is now my property and that i will do what i want to her when i want. she will probably be very shocked to hear this, and this is when i rape her the first time. If she screams to much ill just put a gagball in her mouth.

When i get tired of her, ill just drug her, put her in my car and drive for an hour or so and dump her in the woods. when she wakes up, she will never have seen my face, she will never know where my basement is located or nothing.

Would this be possible?

>>36425387

Call a referee, cash in my Money in the Bank, cover her and one, two, three, we've got a neeeeewww WWE Women's Champion!

>>36426165
dont know dont care just scrolled down a thread on /b/ and there were some pussy shots

>>36426307
No because DNA.

>>36426307
finger printing?

>>36426333
>>36426346
Hose her down first

>>36425387
rob her

>>36426368
Too risky still. Burn to ashes is the only way. Why do you think so many missing people people go undiscovered?

>>36426396
cause this isnt the movies?

>>36425419
Hahaha
XDDDDDDD
ur like so randumb girl!!!!

>>36425387
I'd take her wallet, phone, keys, and shoes.

>>36426420
>too young to get only a few years old memes

I wanna say I would rape but something like this happened to me in real life and I just was beta.

>walking to the store after midnight through a quiet park
>some stacy thot comes stumbling out of the bushes
>blackout drunk, doesn't know what is going on
>starts saying something unintelligible and hugs me
>"a-aren't you cold" I stutter
>"yaaa lets go to this bench"
>sitting with a stacy 9/10 stacy and she passes out there leaning against me
>no one around
>think about touching her boobs at least
>too afraid she will wake up
>fuck im too beta to do anything and now she is my problem
>grab her phone and find some person she was texting and text "I am her in this park help me"
>straighten her jacket and leave her there to continue on my way to the store

Someone post the other photos where she is raped. Even though im a literal faggot, those pic make me hard rock

Lick her butthole like a dog.

>>36425550
This is me. I'd just pretend I didn't see her.

>>36426661
Wew I need these.

>>36426307
>>36426333
>>36426346


Google and read the David Parker Ray's Audio Tape Transcript

>>36426689
I thought i had saved them but i didn't. I saw them on /b/. Someone must have them

Easy steal her stuff and go my way.Maybe touch a boob or to at most.

open purse, take money, throw purse back on ground and keep going

>>36425545
I hope they are 7.5-8, perfect size. He can also take her socks too. The bad thing the items will lose their smell after a day or two

>>36426333
>>36426346

Its not likley that i will become a suspect, and im not a convict so the police doesnt have my DNA to match with.

About fingerprints its very hard to get finger prints from a body, but for safety mabey ill wear gloves when ever im going down to see her.

Also, i thought about what someone said about burning her after im done with her. I dont think that is such i great idea.. i think it would be easier to just put a bullet in her head.

Almost the sam as the originalk way. Drug her, take my car, drive for an hour or so, get her out of the car, put a bullet in her head and drive home.

I would not need to stay and risk getting caught lighthing her on fire (the smoke). And if i just put gasoline on her i thing shell just gett burnt, not burn down completley.

>>36426651
>not immediately backing away

>>36426864
just put her in a lake that's an hour+ from your town.
Assuming she's a social media attention whore, she'll have made her night out a public thing, so people wouldn't assume she walked what would be 5 or more hours to a completely different town and drowned.No one would look for her beyond the city's limits for awhile.

>>36426864
One little slipup with the law and you'll go down though. Plus the future will take DNA of all newborns.

>>36426940
victim's rights advocates say that DNA should be taken without criminal status as a preventative measure... while I have no desire for law enforcement to be able to finger me to a crime without effort it would prevent these kinds of crimes of opportunity

>>36425387
Walk past her. Maybe grab my phone so if she dies and they look at the video and find me I can say I was too busy on my phone and didn't notice her

>>36425387
help her obviously

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WALK ON BY

WALK ON BYYYYYY

monitoring this thread for more pics, not proud of it though

>>36426932

Now we are talking. i actully live 50 meters from the sea, and I do have a boat. bullet in the head, some weights tied to her foot and i can do some fishing while im at it. this is truly a masterplan

>tfw robots too beta to even rape

Kidnap her, but put some gloves and then throw the phone awau

>>36425387
Keep walking obviously. Wouldn't even lose sleep if I saw in the news that she died that night. It's nobody's fault but hers that she's there (very likely but not certainly), and I don't want some less threatening good samaritan walking by, seeing my messing about with a KO'd white attractive girl, and jumping to conclusions. I'd help anyone but a young pretty lady in this situation.

>>36426864
And then they'd have your DNA on file and you'd be looking over shoulder for the rest of your life, sweating at every minor slip-up.

>>36425656
enjoy the rape charges cuck

>>36425387
Unleash a hot steamy stream of piss on her

>>36426396
The proper way is to feed to pigs or cover in cement if you're laying foundations for a building

>>36425387
stick my fingers down her throat and watch her slowly choke to death in her own vomiting

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>>36425807
>breaking her keys

>>36427661
This happened in the film 12 and Holding. The building part.

>>36427209
except that you have a gun which the firing pin would leave identifiable marks upon the bullet, I mean you could hope you never fall under suspicion which may pan out but it's far from a master plan

>>36425387
steal her phone and maybe the wallet
then proceed to text all of her contacts with pictures of my dick

>>36427692
what? the bullet will be in her brain 200 meters under water on the bottom of the sea. sure i can toss the gun in there to

>>36427847
until her leg rots off and the rest of her floats away possibly to surface with a bullet in its skull that is linked to you

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>>36425502
genius

origninal

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Honestly if no one is watching and she's unconscious, i'd steal 50% of her money, find out who she is, take a few pictures, make a fake normiebook account and send her those pics.

I want her to know there's some guy out there capable of ruining her life. Im kind inside so i wouldnt actually do it but it'll be fun to see her being paranoid.

This is how I lost my virginity.

>>36426420
>>>/r/eddit

Oregon origami

>>36428010
It took them over a week to track down a man who livestreamed him murdering somebody in broad fucking daylight.
Forensics and cops are way, way shittier at their job than CSI is making you think.

empty her wallet and take all the cash, no point taking phone because dont know passcode, smash the phone and throw her keys down a drain

>>36428663
oh , and touch tiddies while im at it.

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I'd take care of her like a responsible man.

My coat is getting pretty old now, so I'd be ok with covering her with it. seeing her panties exposed would trigger me too much to just leave it like that.

>>36426420
>random
I want newfags to leave

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>>36426420
>tfw there are kids on r9k right now younger than the egg meme

>>36425387
call 911 so she gets charged with public intoxication and perhaps indecent exposure

the rapists itt are going to get turboaids

>>36425419
came here for this, bye bow

>>36425387
Try to wake her up.
If she doesn't wake up, rape her.

>>36425387
>Take her into my apartment
>she wakes up
>where am I?
>don't worry honey you were passed out outside. I brought you in cause someone (you fucking robot fags) might take advantage of you.
>okay thanks! I guess Ill be going now.
>of course! Be careful

She leaves, and I get good karma for being nice

call the cops and wait for them to show up

after checking for cash

>>36425509
>take her purity

She obviously has none if shes in such a situation.

doubletap as usual

I would wonder what kind of degenerate skank she must be to get blackout drunk and pass out on the fucking street, gladly and justifiably conclude that if she dies tonight then it would be her own fault, and continue walking, feeling glad that I'm not a bitch and specifically not her.

>>36425387
I don't know. If I woke her up, there's a chance that she might blame me of something
If I leave her there I am violating my moral dogma.
Most likely I'd call an ambulance

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>>36426307
>is this possible?

Some oldfag just chuckled a bit cause theyve been doing this for years

Tip my fedora and tell her "You will be safe with me"

>>36429499
Came here for came here for this
Top thread

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>>36429580
aren't you gonna give her anything to eat, some eggs perhaps?

I'd walk away out of fear of being blamed for something. Society has made it hard to help people.

>>36425550
Neutral anonymous tip to the local authorities

>>36425387
Dial 911 and get the police.

What? Just because I'm a robot with no friends means I have to be a rapist?

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>>36425387

>M-ma'am?
>''w..what?''

>Freak out because of anxiety*
>Run away crying*

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>>36426420
>this fucking new
just read pic related anon

>>36425387
Sit by her a good 5 or 6 feet away until she gets her shit together.

If I have nowhere to be

>>36425657
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>and walk away
>walk away
>away

>>36425387
Step over her, pretend I didn't see anything and keep walking

>>36425387
Micky mouse ears up the pooper and steal her phone

>>36429916
Yes either that or you are going ER

>>36425689
>>36426073

>falling for the counter bait

oreoiwwefg

>>36430630
>falling for the reverse-counter bait
off you go

>>36425387
curl up into fetal position and start crying

>>36425387
Take her phone and keys.

>>36426420
LUUUUURK MOOOOOORE

fuckhead

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"I did not have sexual relations with that girl." This shortly after fucking her feriously.

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>>36425387
I'd literally break her ankles with a hammer. Roasties gotta pay, I'm not some cuck who's gonna feel her up and go. While I'm at it might break her wrists too, also fuck up her face. Chad's not gonna like her anymore. Her partying days are over. I'd probably feel her up also though, after I'm done with all of that at least. While I'm at it I'd take her clothes also, let her walk home naked. Or crawl home, now that her ankles and wrists are broken.

>take half of the cash in her purse
>put the mouse ears back on her
>pat her head
>run away like a madman

fuck late night white knights

>>36425657
I dont even know whos baiting who at this point

>>36425550
> Protect her

Filthy fucking whore roasty can wallow in her own drunken filth for all I care. Why the fuck should I even give a rat's arse about her? She's nowhere near dead and not about to be, so she can wake up at midday after Tyrone has stolen her shit and a homeless man has throatfucked her.

Check her phone , go on her Facebook and unfriend everyone.

>>36430968
>I'd literally break her ankles with a hammer. Roasties gotta pay, I'm not some cuck who's gonna feel her up and go. While I'm at it might break her wrists too, also fuck up her face. Chad's not gonna like her anymore. Her partying days are over. I'd probably feel her up also though, after I'm done with all of that at least. While I'm at it I'd take her clothes also, let her walk home naked. Or crawl home, now that her ankles and wrists are broken.
lmao fuck

>>36425983
Food helps to warm the body, anon,

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>check purse for can of mace
>mace the butt-hole to wake her up
>use her phone to uber her an uber
>tell driver to take her ass to jail
>get back behind the bushes

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>>36425419
It begins originally

>>36425387
Actually try and help her, in hope of gaining a freind/gf.

>>36431019
T H I S
H
I
S
how do i tell things apart an ym o r e.........

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She gets stabbed

get a run up and kick her as hard as I can in the stomach

>>36425387
Hide her car key in her vagina so no one will steal it, her phone too if it fits.

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>>36425565
>>36425627
>>36425664
>>36425957
>go out for night walk
>Get stalked by a pack of niggers
>immediately track back to my house as soon as i lose sight of them
never again, do not fall for this meme!

take the phone and throw it in a puddle or river, and take the money. it's her fault for being a degenerate, don't pass out and expect your shit not to get stolen.

>>36425387
take her phone, money, and herpes

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>>36432116
It's never, ever someone else's fault that you steal their shit, you lowlife.

Keep walking because there are no nightwalks in the hood

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>>36425387

use her finger to get on touchid to find her texts/nudes.

send her nudes to her parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, university professors, flatmates, whatever -- any additional dirt to be dug will be dug and thrown at the best target.

copypaste texts sent in private about other finds directly to them, make sure to ruin her relationship if she's in one.

put her phone in her hand so she gets woken up by the WTF texts now her life is ruined.

as my final act, take a dump next to her face, not directly on it, then it's technically her fault if she rolls her face into it.

>>36425657
this has to be bait holy fuck you'd need to be born after 2010 to not get this reference.

>>36425387
Check to see if she's okay

>>36425387
Imagine how awesome it would be stumbling upon something like this before the internet existed.

>>36431660
Best shit I read all night origuru

>>36425387
Take shit out of her wallet, probably take her phone too and leave when no one was looking.

Or I'd just walk past her without even so much as glancing at her.

>>36425387
Anymore pictures of her???

Orignality.

>>36425387
Take her phone

>>36432079
>living near blacks
wow rly mks me thnk

>>36425656
Same, if someone hasn't wronged me I shutter at the thought of being anything other than nice.

>>36425607
What kind of awful country do you inhabit where this is concievable?

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>>36425387
Take a picture and post it on the internet and hope someone else calls the police

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>>36425387
Tattoo the whiskers permanently on her face

>take pictures
>pocket phone
>move her leg
>if she doesn't wake up, tap her cheek
>if she still doesn't wake up, pull up her shirt and bra
>take pictures
>keep going further until she wakes up at which point i run

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>>36425387

>carry her back to my place
>set her down in my bed
>cover her up
>sleep on my couch
>deal with her freakout when she wakes up
>hand her a bowl of eggs
>say "you don't have to eat these but you do have to tell me what happened."
>door shuts
> l-love y-ou t-too

Had perfect webm for this but too large.

>>36425387
Obvious thing is to check for a pulse/breathing, pick up the cell and dial the number that is in her contacts under "mom" or "dad", maybe send a text or call with address or call paramedics bif she is in distress and wait for help to arrive.

Never talk to her directly if it isn't needed and don't stick around. the moment help arrives i would be gone.

Did no harm through action or omission of action. Sleep well knowing that although I didn't want to get involved I did the right thing.


That would be my response to your silly little scenario.

>>36432116
>Don't expect someone else to have the common fucking decency not to assault you or steal what is not theirs.

You're the reason authoritarians exist.

>>36433403
I'm an authoritarian because I want whores like the one in the OP pic to be publicly executed for indecency and adultery. Also ban the type of party she was at, and ban alcohol.

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>>36433326
>tfw to fit for a girl to be able to dominate you but not fit enough to get a gf to dominate

>>36433436
Yeah. you need to be executed asap. Fpr the benefit of humanity

>>36433326
>>36433439
The fuck is even the point of living?

>>36433447
No, you.

oregano origami

>>36433436
Atleast you know you're part of the problem.

>>36433489
Fuck you whore apologist

>>36425387
realistically? maybe feel up her legs/ass under the guise of propping her up in a sitting position. then take her money from her wallet. steal her phone/keys depending on my mood for a little extra cash (phone will be worthless if she has a passcode, she prob will and im too pussy to actually steal her car)

>>36433536
You're an authoritarian, everything you say is irrelevant, sry.

>>36425387
bring her home, cook eggs for her

>>36428663
>i want to rob her, molest her and let her know i have the potential to ruin her life
>im kind inside
who are you fooling

if you live in the city you should kill yourself
Night walks there are shitty much like everything else in the city

>>36434078
Anon, who pissed in your cereal?

>>36425387
poke it with a stick to test level of consciousness and if unresponsive take laurel and run to nearby dumpster jacking off with it thinking of this viscerally thrilling nightwalk experience.

>>36425419
fpbp
origiriritjf

grab a friend to observe her with

drag into public hallway and leave.

>>36434458
Are you worried that people are gonna start making assumptions about you?

>>36434434
It's a great family activity too.

>>36425387

>call police and tell them there's a drunk lady in the street
>go home and look at r9k
>post in this thread

>>36426420
>people calling this out for being new
Or maybe he knew the original "eggs" story and knows it's tumblr-tier RANDUM XD garbage, because it is

>>36434612
You're a good boy, anon. Who taught you that?

>>36434629
How about I shove this bowl of eggs up your tight ass?

>>36434642

Oh, I forgot:

>CASH IN ON 1000 GBP FOR SAVING SOMEONE
>mummy is proud and cooks tendies free of charge for 2 weeks

I'd gentle insert a sharpie into her bunghole.

>>36434689
You should bank on the tendies and sell them when the commodity price inevitably inflates.

Realistically I'd check her phone for a dad or mom if it was unlocked. I'd then call them. If it was locked I'd call the police and wait for them to show up.

>>36434881
A true gentleman.

What would you do if there is hypothetically no consequence to your action?

>>36434983
Probably the same thing. I mean raping someone sounds really hot when you're all horny but idk if I could really do it sober even knowing I wouldn't get caught. I have a bit of a rape fetish too.

>>36435052
I get what you're saying. I'd probably just sniff her feet, rob one off, and stop at that.

>>36435089
We're real moral ambassadors not raping that drunk girl lol. I had a girlfriend who was on pretty heavy prescriptions once and she was drowsy as fuck and out of it. I kinda forced her to have sex. At first she said no and that she was sleeping but after a minute or two she was really enjoying herself half ass fucking back. Not gonna lie it was pretty awesome but not really the same as just fucking some passed out random girl.

>>36435212
I wish that I had a pills popping gf.

>>36433436
I'm an actual authoritarian, and I think that you're the typical deranged "right-wing" anarchist, trying to justify fevered visions of fire and blood with halfhearted appeals to a pantomime of good order gleaned from the worst liberal gobbledygook about "NAZIS". Youthful indiscretions are part of the process of growing into mature, responsible citizens. It is only from suffering the consequences of our actions that we come to see the need for good order.

Public executions are well and good, but they must be done with dispassion and restraint, lest the baseness of common brutality for its own sake befoul the justice system. The destruction of an inveterate enemy of the state is a tragedy, because he always had in him the potential to be a good citizen. It makes me sick to see emotionally incontinent masses bellowing for revenge and blood. Indecency is harmful, but the clothier and media personalities who glorify it are far more responsible than the impressionable child who simply needs to learn from the experience. Adultery is a terrible crime against the whole society that should certainly carry with it an appropriately terrible penalty, but premarital sex and adultery are very different issues. Revelry and alcohol are as old as our people, and banning either one is misguided. Instead, ban drunkenness by name. Sometimes, yes, there will be unplanned children to unwed couples. This is where the authoritarian state should step in, providing for OUR child when they cannot, and forcing the couple to wed and carry out their duties to it.

If you truly want to be a good man, do what good men have always done. Serve in the military, get an education, get a job, resist the lure of materialism, marry a good woman of your own people, raise self-disciplined children, mentor children and younger adults, and finally end your life by your own hand when you feel the first signs of weakness and dotage. That is how you create good order.

>she's an actress
>She's being filmed for an art or sociology project

Enjoy prison, retards.

>>36425387
>call contacts on her phone and see if anyone can pick her up
>wait around for a bit but then get paranoid so I'd probably bolt

Unironically help her out.

Probably call the cops or go full white knight and carry her home

>>36435421
I get the calling the cops thing but I would be worried about carrying some drunk girl that I don't know. That's like helping a seven year old girl who looks lost.

No good deed goes unpunished

>>36435388
>also, spend a good amount of your life posting on internet forums

Piss on in and go home.

>>36426651
If she tried to hug me, my razor-sharp grappling instincts would kick in. I would throw her and break her spine before even registering the thought.

Shit on her excitedly

>>36425565
>>36426420
>posters unaware of nightwalking and the egg meme
does this confirm that it's summer?

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>>36425387
>>see this

DESTROY

>>36426713
lol, your comment sent me down a few hours of research into that guy.
A truly sick cunt :)

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Examine and then continue on my walk, not alerting anyone.
Let someone else have the experience.

>>36437108
jesus i cant get over how disgusting vaginas look

>>36425791
what country stores DNA of its citizens?

>>36437318
weird they look nice to me

Check her pulse. Tip her neck over so she's in the recovery position. Then I snatch them mouse ears and keep on stepping.

>>36425387
a good solid kick.

If that doesn't wake her, then rape.

>>36429916
i would do this, if that was your sister, you would want someone to be an adult!

>>36425434
Realistically... I'd try to get a rando woman to stop with me and wait for the police/paramedics.

I'm in Poland so the fucked up culture of baseless rape accusations isn't so bad but I *still* wouldn't want to be alone with an unknown passed out woman.

>>36425550
I do have the morality, but it's wasted on an obviously indecent person.

Take the money and gift cards and toss her all her shit down a storm drain after.

put on some gloves, take any cash or valuable items I can easily sell, then write "Knights of Socialism" or some other dumb antifa group on her forehead before I leave

>>36430781
>falling for the double-reverse-counterbait
all according to kaikaku

>>36425657
wow, bait for bait? really stepping it up

>>36425387
>take phone
>attempt to use her fingerprints to unlock, if possible
>if successful, remove fingerprint verification
>take purse, keys, and shoes
>suck on her toes
>jerk off if I'm in a secluded enough spot

>>36425387
Take her money and piss on her. Don't drink out in public if you can't handle your shit.

>>36425387
Curb stomp her.

>>36426420
its funny, the newfags years ago now get to call you a newfag, newfag.

K Y S

>>36425607
I dunno if it's different in other countries but in the UK it's not a crime to not help someone even if it would've saved their lives.

>>36440302
sound like alot of dna is being left

>>36440808
Doesn't matter, my DNA isn't in any database.

>Ctrl+f steal
>14 people
At least I'm not alone

>>36425486
eight post, best post

>>36425387
Check if she's breathing, then call either the cops or an ambulance depending on the result.

>steal money
>Steal phone
>Steal some article of clothing
>Leave
You know damn well if you help them, someone is going to blame you for it or accuse you of something. It just isn't worth getting involved. Better to just steal her shit and let whatever happens happen.

>>36443001
Which is why the first thing you do upon noticing is getting some witnesses.

>>36433642
The complete answer right here.

>>36425387
i would stare at her and touch her in inappropriate places and then go away

>>36425657
This some deep-bait shit right here

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>>36425509
>purity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oregino

>>36425387
kiss her butthole,steal her cash and then go away

>>36425387
succ the anus

>>36433326
To get out of this situation all you'd have to do is put your fingers up her ass n she'll be up. Though you should never find yourself in this position

>>36425387
real answer? call the cops. it's not that i'd want her to get in trouble, but they're the authorities who can get her help even if it means spending a night in jail.

meme answer? see all the above posts

>>36425387
When I see weird shit like this I just assume some faggot is behind a bush recording me for some kind of social experiment bullshit. Speed and stealth is key, so I'd have to walk away, jack off, cum in my hand, then run to her and shove it in her snatch then escape. She can enjoy a surprise pregnancy and my precious genes would be passed on

>>36425387
I'd have to wake her up, give her a ride home, make sure the bitch doesn't get my name, number, or license plate in case she wants to report me for rape. Then I'll clog her asshole with my dick, push her out of the car, and then watch anime at home

All you have to do is just call the popo and stay on the phone the entire time and explain everything calmly.

A rapist isn't going to ring the filth after committing a crime. If she wakes up and starts acting up, you've got the operator to back you up.

>cover own hands to prevent fingerprints
>take money
>remove SIM from phone and turn on airplane mode or turn it off
>take phone
>leave and don't look back

>>36425387

id rob her first, then punch her in the face real fuckin hard, then call the cops so she gets home safely

Why do people always take phones when they rob someone? What is there to gain from that, especially if you can't get in because of a passcode?

>>36446477
There are ways around that but the phone won't function in the country it was purchased in anymore. Typically, it is sold "second hand" in another country after the security is bypassed.

Call 911 and get her an ambulance, it'll run her around 600$

>>36437108
Mama mia, is there anymore?