/britfeel/ loyal to the empire edition

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First for Xi Jinping of Zhongguo

>tfw got a chinese on the way

house special noodles, sweet and sour chicken, crispy chilli beef and a portion of chips, im sorted lads

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Britfeel posters are balding

>>36421006
Oof, that's a cracker mate. How much is that going to set you back? Any drinks?

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The idea of Scotland leaving really worries me lads.

I don't really like the Scots, but it seems sad. Like the end of an era. Of course, Empire died really after WW1, and then completely after WW2, but it'd be sad to see a country that dominated the world for so long just fade away and die.

It'd be like watching the end of the Roman Empire.

Very sad, gents, very sad indeed.

On that note, post waifus.

>>36421006
>chips from a chinkies
Had a mate who would do this, except he only ordered a single portion of chips and nothing else. Utter knob.

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Voting for the underdog

i was promised roman memes

Jock parasites leaving would be even better than Brexit

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Why did the British car industry die

>>36421030
kek the scots are dumb enough to think joining the eu means true independence

>>36421006
Just ordered a container of sweet and sour noodles and a portion of chips

>3.80

Based Xi

>>36421027
free since my mum offered, can't say no to a free meal, no drinks, just going to have water, the meal isn't healthy but the water is damage limitation

>>36421036
can't understand why you'd only get chips from a chinese place desu, I get the chips as a nice extra to have in the meal, having them soak into all the sauces makes 'em taste delicious

>>36421036

I do this too, but only on Sunday when no chips shops are open

>>36421036
the chinese take away near me do a better portion of chips than the actual chippy

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>>36421045
Dont fap to hard lad

>>36421030
I'm scottish, convince me to stay with all my sweet oil

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>>36421030
everyone should just be friends :)
>>36421006
Remember to be thankful for China and its many blessings.

>fuck guys for 2000 a week
>save up for a while
>buy a house and live the neet life with retirement money before youre even in your 30s

why dont all girls do this, i would

>>36421059
because the British car makers couldn't make a good car between them

Anybody know anywhere that does a good chip soup

>finally escape the racism debate
>thread starts of with another Scottish row
ffs

>>36421109
Why dont you do it. Plenty of rent boy action.

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this could be the worst Labour wipeout in the history of UK politics.

>>36421030

Our legacy will be eternal lad.

The Roman empire has been gone for millenia, but half of Europe basically speaks bastardised Latin, and half of our own language is Latin too, the most powerful country in the world has a governmental system based on the Roman system.

We still have roads today that have been there since Roman times, albeit with some tarmac on top now.

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>>36421060
Part of the reason I don't like them. The SNP is the most hilarious joke of a political party, second only to modern Lib Dems.

The Scots literally want to trade out a union they've been with for centuries that continues to support their autonomy, for a union that takes in countries with weak economies, like Scotland's, and then kills them.

They just aren't smart.

>>36421099
If you want to vote leave, do it.

Oil runs out, but the sun never sets.

Enjoy the failing EU and migrants.

>>36421103
Lad, it's a nice sentiment, but there are some people I really do not want to be friends with.

Like commies.

I request a comfy thread
No Politics
No forced memes
Just British lads

>>36421132
there are way too many twinks willing to get shagged for free, and i dont want aids

Anybody here ever try those computer glasses? The yellow tinted ones marketed as gaming glasses? I've heard they help prevent eye strain because they cancel out the blue light from monitors but who knows, could be a scam

>>36421099
>your oil
top kek

>>36421173
Here's to maximum comfy, maximum lad

>>36421030
Voting no and doubt the outcome will be any different desu. Not fond of the idea of getting as many pakis as you lads along with having to pay for Uni.

Had a georgeus chip butty couple of nights ago

>>36421173
>No Politics
Defending paki child molesters and praising the OG Nonce Mohammed is a political move, Amir.

>>36421173
I request a thread without pointless tripfags, but hey, we can't all have what we want you delusional cuntrag.

Here's your (you).

>>36421160
The one thing that gives me solace lad, is the thought that our legacy will be eternal.

>>36421196
I really hope Scotland stays. As much as my distaste for Scotland's politics has grown over the past year or two, it'd be sad to watch you guys disintegrate into the EU over the next decade.

How was everyone feeling about the Oblivion posting last thread? Dont want to shit up /britfeel/ if people dislike it

not to be the yank in a group of lads but, I had a question for /britfeel/.

How does 4/20 go for you guys? Is it as big of a deal there as it is in the states?

>>36421196
Votes Yes
somehow joins the EU
Merkel Sends refugees to your country in exchange for you being a net beneficiary

England still fucked because they flee scotland

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>>36421237
Morrowind is better tbqhwyl

>>36421265
it's 20/4 lad

>>36421235
Honestly mate I feel the same about England. I lived in England for many years, and some of my best friends are English, and it's going to be so sad to watch the fallout after you leave the EU

https://youtu.be/zvtfeio3Ho0

British bands only please, thank you. Oh let me get that for you https://youtu.be/_JSwrhU5AGg is this the que for the food bank?

>>36421162
Enjoy brexit fucking up your economy tommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTlMX9Gu1o0

>this is genuine advice

>>36421281
https://youtu.be/l2bbaa4qAh0

my feet smell but i really like it

>>36421281
Here's one of the most up-and-coming British bands at the moment, Kero Kero Bonito.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

>>36421265
Not really. A couple of stoners might use it as an excuse to smoke slightly more but that's it.

>>36421274
>somehow joins the EU
That is the thing. There are plenty of mongs here getting more tempted to leave but thankfully they're also cowards. They won't commit to something so fragile.
>England still fucked because they flee scotland
Kek, true. These pampered migrants don't want to sit bored in some litterally where little town in Scotland.

>>36421103
I'm blessed with you Jun

Love you babes

>>36421328

What are you talking about mate? They have a massive stoner meetup in Hyde Park every year

>>36421162
Dude you're actually the worst stereotype we have

>>36421316
Ebin-lad...

>>36421303
>tell her off
>if that doesnt work deny her sex
>if that doesnt work slap her
Not as brutal as I'd imagined desu.

>>36421280
I don't think the issue was ever leaving the EU. It was being woefully underprepared for when it happens. The likes of Farage, and fucking Boris just wanted to use it further their own careers, not even thinking it was going to go through, and then it fucking did.

Now everything's a shambles because our politicians care more about building their own careers than actually strengthening our country and preparing for brexit.

If you really want to go to the roots of it, it's Thatcher's fault. I fucking hate Thatcher.

>>36421302
>Implying the economy outside of England isn't already fucked
>Implying I'm not already fucked
>Implying Scotland's won't be
Shiggy diggy.

>>36421237
I've only played Morrowind and Skyrim so I can't nostalgia along with your save. I do enjoy the posts though.

Any you long term stoners that can speak to the mental effects?

Just did my first steroid injection today lads. Still feeling the nerves, anxiety is a real bitch :-(

>>36421376
>implying i care about scotland
Isle of Man master race

>>36421387

It dont have mental affect just make you realise how smrt u are and the gmemernt sucks :)

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>>36420982
White girls loyal to black men edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

>>36421376
Well Mummy May is preparing for it now. She's going to get a nice, overwhelming victory so now the slag can do a soft brexit.

>>36421389
I'm about to start the gear too lad. What cycle you running?

>>36421406
Huh. A lot of my family originally came from Isle of Man. Some of my grandparents used to live there. Never visited though. Would it be worth going just to have a poke around?

>>36421424
That whole general election thing STINKS of it just being a move to consolidate her power rather than doing anything useful. We're probably all going to be fucked after brexit, and it's her, and her ilk that I would pin the blame on.

can someone post the gorilla in milk in a bowl for me ty

>>36421030
i'm scottish. convince me that our country's economy will not thrive on our export of buckfast and deep fried food?

>>36421376
Yeah the whole thing has been, and no doubt will continue to be, handled abominably.

If the UK had 10 years to disentangle its self from the EU then things would be fine.

What will actually happen is 2 years of negotiations then an 8 year recession.

>>36421466
You lost him again? You don't deserve him.

We voted against discussing politics. Stahp pls

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>>36421237
enjoyed it lad, big oblivion fan, better than most of the shite poster on here

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>>36421030
Patriotic waifus are best waifus

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>>36421387
The shroooms are what did it for me
I find /r9k? fun

>>36421428
just 600mg test e/w

i think taking 600mg in one go the first week was probably what triggered this mild extended panic attack

Y' alright lads

What's everyone doing over the weekend starting tomorrow?

Are there any funny youtubers that play shit games?

>>36421387
Not quite long term (been smoking around 5 or 6 years daily) but I've had short term memory problems since before I started smoking and I can say my memory has seemed to get a little worse. Not enough to stop smoking but, enough to notice.

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>>36421466
You better not lose it again lad, I mean it this time.

>>36421478

what is the Barnet equation lad you seem to know it all?

>drinking buckfast sun scorched east Devon

>>36421512
Yeah that's probably a lot to take as a first dose. How /fit/ are you now? Also age? I'm 30 and have ok muscle but have only been working out about 18 months. I know that triggers so fitfags but I dont really care at this point.

>>36421482
This. The EU are going to insist on raking us over the coals too, what with the general swing in public opinion against them.

They're going to crucify us and go:

"Look what happens without us!"

And completely ignore the fact that they're the ones who actively fucked us.

>>36421478
Ah hell. I completely forgot about that.

Lad please stay, our economy can't survive without deep fired mars bars!

Jokes aside, that's not an actual thing, right? That'd be basically instant death.

>>36421173
>Just British lads

Why are you here then?

The meeting with my solicitor went well, turns out the prosecution have finally shared the "evidence" they've gathered, it's 453 pages of desperation, over half of it is just this blog and even the comments

>>36421526
Maybe try crit1kal (penguinz0)
He plays all kinds of shit, but his style of humor isn't for everyone

>>36421549
Its not too late to turn your life around kid.

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>>36421528
I am glad
I was worried some stoner had eaten him

>>36421389
>>36421428

Enjoy your micro-penis lads.

>>36421568
Don't listen to this autistic teen. Dunkey is the only youtuber worth watching

>>36421549
Been lifting right for 4-5 years however lost most of my muscle due to long term illness which I am bouncing back from right now.

>>36421569
It objectively is
>>36421589
>he thinks thats how it works

>>36421558
Truthfully how are you going to get a not guilty sentence?
How are you proving you didn't secretly film a girl naked

also were there any britfeel screenshots

>>36421595
>he thinks his opinions are objective

I don't get the support for Theresa May.

She's basically an SJW when it comes to female and cultural issues, she's a mild conservative on immigration topics, and she's a full on labour with regards to spending.

Like what I'm tarnation makes her appealing to anyone.

>>36421526
Try stanburdman, plays all sorts of utter shit.

>>36421558
I hope ScotAnon's phone calls are played in court.

>>36421318

I know lad I saw some pre-breakfast tv this morning and it's enough to make the masses turn to medication, I might fucking join them desu

>https://youtu.be/5iJvQQh-CyI

>>36421614
>What makes her appealing to anyone

Look at the alternatives, both in her own party and outside.

>>36421614
She's a conservative and most people treat politics like supporting a fucking football team

>>36421635
Absolute rubbish, not a single musical merit in the whole video.

>>36420982
currently making my way through my 3rd Viennetta of the week. Feels good man.

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>>36421555
>Jokes aside, that's not an actual thing, right?
Few chippys will do it as a gimmick but it's very rare to see in my experience. Even grosser was one near me deepfrying creme eggs for easter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBCbPzl0LrQ

Need a Good Wife gf

>>36421635
Wait are you saying KKB are bad?

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Used the gold we got from our quest to ditch our stolen clothes and get some fur armor and a better bow.
Snatched some gold from the chest outside of The Arena then went inside for a free bed to level up. We increased the attributes of Speed, Agility and Personality.
Should we join The Arena while were here and make a few extra gold? Thinking of getting a house in one of the outer cities.

>>36421604
I believe the british people are not racist
I also added into evidence information about my gender dysphoria

>>36421604
I'm winning because the prosecution can't actually prove that I physically wrote any of that stuff

Not on trial for that

Didn't see any but didn't view the full 453 pages, there was random shit like the search warrant, court gave them the right to use force

>>36421630
The trial is going to be a whole day long

>tfw ill never be truly /comfy/

>>36421687
>deepfrying creme eggs for easter.
Fuck.
Me.

Wouldn't all the inside of it curdle? I can't imagine that would even remotely taste nice.

>>36421614
Could it be nostalgia?

Reminds me of Thatcher maybe would like to see her again

>>36421316

I hate pricks like you, you're not the worst kind of human you're second to the people who describe the smell of their farts through text on here.

>>36421702
kek i remember breaking all my picks to steal the gold from that arena crate

>>36421695

Just new generation shit, getting old lad and this time it's not rolling over.

>>36421728
the worst thing is they think other people can't smell them
if you can smell yourself slightly then it's amplified a thousand times for other people

>>36421710
>Can't actually prove I wrote it

Can't they get IP data?

>>36421710
>can't actually prove that I physically wrote any of that stuff
Irrelevant in the modern day UK. Fee fees rule over facts and the sight of a smug, immigrant looking paki harassing pale girls will help the judge decide.

>>36421739
I used to be the same, but Ive played this so much in the past that I was able to do it first time. Not something to be proud of desu

>>36421749
dont ruin the rp lad

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So how does China work, does Xi just provide you with a cute wife you're born there?

>>36421749
Stop overestimating the police, that's where I fucked up the first time

>>36421751
We'll see, never been to trial before but if it's going to be a whole day long, I'll get a fair shout

>>36421751
>immigrant looking paki harassing pale girls will help the judge decide.
errr its exactly the opposite what you think, poleaboo will get off because hes a paki harassing white girls

Any lads in Essex (Harlow) wanna be my friend?

Not normies

>>36421785
>never been to trial before

You fucking liar

How long until the trial?

>>36421156

Now it's the conservatives and unionist on the flyer
>j-just politics lad

Yeah but not modern politics.

>>36421785
>Overestimating the police

They put together a 450+ page document. I think they could be bothered to do the trivial task of sending a letter to Wordpress and a letter to your ISP and seeing if it matches up. Also they have all your devices, surely you must have some history on there.

>>36421749
As someone who works closely with fraud for a company, it's ridiculously hard to do any kind of surveillance like that.

>>36421721
That was my thinking too, I assume the customers for it are solely curious schoolboys who take a bite then spit it all up in the bin.

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Marry a woman and have children with her

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>>36421785
>We'll see
The last time you said that to me Amir you were utterly wrong and expelled from Uni. Delusional paki.

>>36421836
Really? Can't they just send a letter to Wordpress and get them to reveal the IP of the guy who owns the blog?

>>36421813
I heard August

>>36421806
Never went past bail or intermediate diets

>>36421820
They literally printed off my blog, they're clueless

>>36421857
>someone used logic against me
>deflect with lel polis r dumb xD

I dont like this storyline anyway, can you change it?

>>36421006
I got a feast meself. Some chicken and sweetcorn soup, special chow mein, various started (ribs, siu mai, spring roll, prawn toast, butterfly prawn). Won't eat it in one sitting of course, but I like to have a selection of loads of stuff and pick at it.

>>36421857
I hope you get totally fucked by your delusional hubris just like the time you thought you were getting back into uni.

It was so funny how shocked you were about it, too. But it was completely obvious to everyone else. What do you have to say about that?

Green amphibian wills WW3 soon

>>36421857
You've admitted it all here mate, are you seriously thinking nobody has been arrested for their posts on 4chan? They can easily find out it was you

>>36421857
>they're clueless
You know nothing about law paki, the amount of pedantic photocopying involved is massive.

>>36421919
You're ruining his rp, please stop.

>>36421856
I mean they could write to request it but that would be a breach of civil rights.
Stuff like that isn't as easy as 4chan makes you believe.
Like you think police could just film suspects right?
nope
If anyone who isn't suspected is caught on camera the police are fucked because they've breached that person's rights.

>>36421739
>>36421771

reeeeeeee criminal scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

>>36421857
so are you going to lie in court when they as did you write/ own the blog?

>>36421891
>What do you have to say about that?
Fuck it, I don't care but I'll even up the score

>>36421881
Come on, they'd have done that sooner if they could

>>36421919
2/3 of the charges are related to emails not 4chan

>>36421173
Looks like the tables have turned

>>36421937
What if they had your devices and literally had evidence on your hard drive of you writing the blog and sending emails? Would that be a breach of civil rights too?

just found that both my mum's dad and her uncle received lethal doses of morphine

>>36421958
>>36421970

I keep harping on about them printing my blog because it's so irrelevant

My blog posts don't relate to any of my charges

>>36421788
Southend here, and no, I don't

>>36421980

>No Shipman posts for days
>Suddenly loads of Xi posts

Coincidence.

>>36421990
What did your solicitor actually say?

>>36421990
what are your current charges?

is it still that stalking shit ?

sorry I dont keep up with your life

Someone give Xi a lethal dose

>>36421937
>that would be a breach of civil rights

Every legitimate company ever says in their terms and conditions that they will hand over personal information if it's their legal duty, for example, given a warrant

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>>36421030
Just put up a new clock lads.

This adult life thing is a real rollercoaster of thrills.

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Tried to buy a horse but the stable says they dont have any left to sell because they all went missing. Had a word around and it seems the orc girl working there ate them all. Had to walk up the road.
Stopped at an inn along the way and the innkeeper says she is a fan of collecting wine and says we'll be well compensated for finding some rare stuff called Shadowbanish Wine, we'll need to keep an eye out lads.

>>36422006
That he needs to go through the stuff but it looks like they have nothing because they NEED to prove I physically made posts/sent emails

The posts and emails on their own are nothing

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>>36422004
.
.
.
.
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>Britfeeler comes into the surgery
>Claims he hasn't seen me around in a while
>Has missed seeing my madman antics
>Wants me to give him some fresh content
>Give him a lethal dose of Xiposting instead

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>tired of being fat
>know i have to eat better to lose weight
>lack self control and keep eating too much

how do i learn discipline robots?

Who else here /dyingalone/?

>>36421353
thanks mate, anytime ;;;)))

>>36422070

'reasonable doubt' m8, look it up

>>36422074
>how do i learn discipline
It's important to have a goal in mind. You should want to lose a certain amount by a certain date. Hols an image in your mind about how you want to look and feel.

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>>36421030
>why are you going to the doctors, anon?
Th-thanks, dad. Like it's not something you bring up every other meal ;_;

>>36422055
My clock ran out of juice over seven years ago, I've never replaced the batteries because the ticking really got to me.

>>36422078
yeah, I've got a catto for company though

Daily reminder that well over 90% of posts in britfeel are made by either

BritNormie
Poleaboo
Shipanon

>>36422126
You'd need to be an idiot to think they are separate individuals.

It's just one guy.

>>36422070
>46 unique posters

unless he has an abundence of VPNs set up

>>36422070
didnt you admit the first time the blog was yours?

>>36422068
i enjoy this m8, keep going, reminds me of the first time i played the game

>>36422078
I thought I was going to but it turns out this cute boy likes me, what an idiot

>>36422070
>but it looks like they have nothing
He also said it wouldn't go on trial kek

>>36422119
Aw thats nice. My family has 2 and since I'm probably here til my parents die I guess they count as mine.

>>36422116
what do you need to go to the doctors for?

>>36422126
I make a lot of posts and I'm none of those (I made this thread).

>>36422142

Any evidence for that? I doubt it

>>36422116
My Dad used to pull shit like that too.. I don't live with him any more. We didn't get on.

What are you cunts doing for the weekend?

>>36422196

Forcing the Chinese president as a meme on Yinggan

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>>36422196
My weekend started 3 years ago

>>36422196
Seeing my brothers concert tomorrow

>>36422196
Going to watch Get Out tomorrow with bro/sis. Other than that just shitposting.

>>36422189
There's no real evidence but there is inductive reasoning.

I'm about 80% sure they are all the same person. And I am 99% sure that Poleaboo and BritNormie are the same person.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theresa_May#Drug_policy

Why do bitches care about shit like this honestly. So my problems in the UK, unemployment, crime, poverty... Yet she goes against the drug council's advice because being able to smoke plants is the worst thing you can do

Post those #siq #choons lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHGcfpg8M0

>>36422196
Crying at work

>>36422151
BLOG IS IRRELEVANT

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>>36422196

Meeting with government officials

>>36422101
i had a goal to begin with but i kind of lost sight of it. i think youre right. ill try that out lad. thanks for the advice.

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France getting shot up lads.

>>36422257
Immigration is the only issue I care about

>>36422249
How is the blog irrelevant? You confirmed all your crimes on there

>>36422269
Don't you think they will look at your phone and see that you're logged in to your email account and obviously know that you sent the emails?

>>36422257

Who gives a toss about the stoner councils advice?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39662315

Really makes me think. Amir and Rasheeds out.

>gf wants to get her minge pierced

literally why

shut up and listen funny cunny a trip is a distinguisher and (it) has loads but prison is where you get to stretch your hole you dumb fucking poleaboo

>>36422281
>Tfw still getting PAKIED
Hurry it up Mummy May REEEEEEEEE

>>36422295
>There are unconfirmed reports that the gunman shouted "God is great" in Arabic as he attacked

Classic BBC

>>36422286
>You confirmed all your crimes on there
I don't believe so

>>36422290
Then there's the issue of the content of the actual emails

They're very tame

>>36422269
>they NEED to prove I physically made posts/sent emails
>The posts and emails on their own are nothing
How is it irrelevant?

if
>didnt you admit the first time the blog was yours?

Having you ever smoked weed?

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Bad times were living in lads, barely 10 minutes up the road and weve been attacked by two wolves, a bandit and a scamp. Travelling at night seems a little risky in these parts so were stopping at an inn for the night.
Bought three bottles of their cheapest wine and stole a pumpkin for our dinner, currently sitting in the corner and crying into our meal at 4am.

>>36422293
its fucking disgusting how people want to erode the moral fibre of this country trying to legalise cannabis, its a fucking destructive as shit drug but all this 420 stupid shit and MUH MEDICINAL WEED stuff is actually starting to convince some retards

>>36422313
Paki boy what is your thoughts on pakis shooting up a superior Euro country AGAIN?

>>36422181
Eating disorder

>>36422306
That's really gross. Why would someone willingly do that?

>>36422360
too much or too little?

origi

>>36422346
Your posts are naff but I'm installing oblivion again

>>36422313
>They're very tame

Obviously not if you are being tried in a court of law!

>>36422339
I'm talking about 4chan posts, not blog posts

>>36422357
Disgusted

>>36422375
Too little. I don't know how much of a meme therapy is, but I'd rather get it prescribed than fork out a load of money for it

Stoners should be hung from lampposts

>>36422078
You have us buddy. On your deathbed you'll still be here, averting the gaze of the nurses while mindposting, and you'll post "dying lads haha" and we'll be there for you. Forced memers, trannies, racist and polfags, all united to send you off to the eternal archives. Lenlad will be there, only this time with a "Goodnight" instead of a "Good morning" and with warm words to ease your pain. The waifu posters will come out of the woodworks and post there sincerest goodbyes, hiding behind smug faces but if you enhance the jpg's enough you'll see tears. The trannnie posters, led by moni, will by then be women, all their hate gone and only comfort and goodwill to bring you. There'll be various milk animals waving goodbye, a Chinese President, the 1,000,000th of his kind saying "Don't die anon". When the end is nearing and you start feeling sleepy a familiar doctor will appear, looking very weary. 60 years of shitposting have gotten to him and he's close to retiring, he just has one more thing to see to. One last lethal dose, just for you.

>>36422398
wanna eat loads then get throatfucked and throat up on my knob?

>>36422382
Had to google what naff meant desu
Have fun lad, and remember to get comfy

>>36422396

Have you ever smoked weed?

What do you think about stoners?

>Cute French boys in danger again

>>36422350
Yeah it's been so destructive to my life mate, I only earn 65k a year with a successful relationship and my own flat

Whereas you've kept off the weed and achieved...what?

>>36422396
Why do you barbaric pakis keep doing it? Is it something hardwired into your filthy genetics?

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I know How poleaboo is getting out of this

when asked about Posts he will say

FAKE
POLEABOO
POSTS

and get off scot free

Classic poley

>>36422444

My income is 84k, checkm8

>>36422393
That whole city has it in for me, not just the legal system

>>36422426
Smoked twice with a guy from uni who showed pity on me after I was suspended back in 2015

Didn't take to it
I did a whitey

>>36422407

first one there w-wins lad

>>36422407
good post, lad. here is a (you)

>>36422423
YANKS OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>36422444
I earn 80k a year after getting a better job due to quitting weed.

>>36422407
Aw thanks lad, that's a nice thought.

>>36422468
Ayyy

Ma nigga

>>36422487
m8 britain isnt just whatever part of england you live in, calm down

>>36422466

the writing team WAS a mistake, no prison love for poley.

>>36422468
>>36422491
That's awesome lads, although I didn't know there were so many people on such high salaries in here.

How old are you both?

>>36422074
If you're tired sleep more.

Nuke the kaaba when? We need to melt that stone in nuclear fire

I poleaboo being tried as a Man or Woman

very important for what punishment he will get

>>36422523
I just turned 25 today lad. Aha.

>>36422530
Probably when the saudis aren't our biggest allies in the middle east.

>>36422547
The fact that you're spending your 25th birthday on here shows me that your life isn't as good as mine, despite not smoking weed. So much for it destroying lives. You're obviously completely unable to relate to and build friendships with other people. Your life is fucked.

>>36422466
was moni fake newsing before fake news?

>>36422537
Might be a woman by the time of the trial

>>36422523

84k anon here, I'm 33, but am a NEET.

I am the only child of two only children, and inherited 2 mortgage free houses. One of which is a 4 bedroom town house in central London that gets me 7k/month in rent.

>>36422466
Anyone got that
>Dad being abusive again..
Vocaroo?

>>36422572
Mate.

I'm waiting for my gf to get ready so we can go out.

Fucking triggered

>>36422590
So you're not NEET, you're a billionaire landord

>>36422590
Nice, that's a cracking way to be a landlord. Not as if you're going to get any trouble from 7k/month tenants

You could be an actual junkie and still get that money though, so I don't see how that proves anything.

>>36422600
Yeah, sure mate. I believe you.

I want to study for exams don't get me wrong, but it's so fucking boring

>>36422588

but not pregnant Terry's not that fertile.

>>36422592
I had it but apparently it has expired

>>36422600
You putting a plastic bag over your body pillow in case it rains?

>>36422627
Good, it was annoying and cringey

>>36422627
>Not making it your ring tone

>>36422626
Terry was a fake poleaboo arc
>>36422635
they were your words, maybe you didnt like how you sound

>>36422623

What type of job do you do that gets you 65k?

How easy is it to install a subwoofer in a car? I want to upgrade me speakers

>>36422623
You don't need too m8.
Doesn't effect my life in the slightest.
I'll still be here living a happy life.


Good luck with your stable relationship anon. How much did that waifu pillow set you back?

>>36422666
Piece of piss m8, that's why you never see professionals being paid to do it instead

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Stop being degenerate and read your bible

>>36422659
I'm in risk management at a big insurer. It's probably the only real 9-5 (as in, out the door at 5 on the spot) where you can earn that type of money in your early twenties.

>>36422668
>Just repeating the same insult someone said to him earlier

Piss poor mate.

Very good news here.

So first thing is i found a food bank earlier today. They give you pretty basic stuff, sandwiches, crisps, chocolate rolls...

Now i really wanted some milk for my chocky roll so i went to a nearby market and asked if there was any gone off milk.

They ended up giving me a whole bottle, as well as a shit load of good quality food. Turns out when homeless people actually want food theres plenty of it.

Now I'm off to find a spot to set up for the night once my phone is fully charged

>>36422666
https://youtu.be/XKk_-x8dmC0

>>36422685
Which version of the bible should I get?

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>>36422685
What version of the bible should I buy? I was thinking of buying one and reading passages out of it now and again and maybe start practicing

Just walked around my garden for like an hour thingken about life n stuff. The more I think the more I realize how unforgiving life is and how distant I am from any sort of fulfillment with myself

>/r9k/
-Full of brain damaged autists that literally cannot leave the house

>/britfeel/
-London land barrons
-Many people in their 30s
-Risk managers on 65k

>>36422685
Which version though?

>>36422717
audio book version read by michael caine.

>>36422717

The fist one. It's written on the wind lad

open a window lad

>>36422692
Anyway mate, I don't wanna argue.

Congratulations on your job and income, if anything, I support robots who come here and still earn a good living.

We both manage to come here and still have normal functioning lives with partners, flats/apartments, good money.

It reminds me of the old days of /b/ before 2010 before people uses the term normie.

>>36422717
>>36422743
>>36422766
You're supposed to be Britons. The King James Bible

>>36422768
good kek, thanks

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Playing a mobile game which is presented like a messaging app where you talk to and unknowingly help a serial killer called "Adam" stalk and get closer to his victims under the pretence of writing a book about strangers' lives.

I'm a little bit worried by the fact that talking to "Adam" is scarily similar to talking to Lenlad.

>>36422779
Cheers lad I appreciate it. Happy birthday and enjoy your night out.

>>36422743

You get a free bible at most hotels I've got a shelf full

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>>36422743
>>36422717
>>36422766
I was lying. There is no god.

>>36422692
I'm a financial wealth manager btw.

Good to hear about your career too.

>>36422396
Cool taqiyya

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If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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>>36422810
>There is no god.
Oh. He'd only be disappointed in me anyway.

As a Welshman, how can I get English girls?

>>36422812

I am Goldmann Sachs. I just come here to relax and enjoy the comfiness

>>36422833

did you just assume gods gender?

Our boi Ian Huntley getting another documentary on channel 5

They should pay him royalties tbqh

>>36422709
Enjoying this lad. Brings me back to walking past carparks in the northern english provincial town I grew up in
>>36422845
I went out with a Welsh girl once. She didn't seem different from English girls. So just do whatever you do with English girls.

>>36422803
Thanks lad.

I'm sorry about before, forgive my language. I hope your future is bright.

>>36422845

Be good at rugby I suppose

>>36422860
>god made man in his image
He fucked up by making women though.

>>36422845
go to cardiff and hang around the cardiff uni if you want to shag an academic or the atrium if you want to shag art students

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After some more wolves attacking us we finally made it to another city, Bravil.
Wandered around town for a bit and found an odd group drinking Skooma, think we should stay away from the stuff lads.
Heard some rumors about a ghost who wanders the bay every night too, spoke to an innkeeper and he pinpointed on the map where he hangs out, gonna go pay him a visit after we get some more arrows.

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Who /devilish/ here?

>Live in Rugby (town)
>Have 0 interest in Rugby (sport)

>>36422883
Yeah I like kooky girls. Manic pixies dream girls.

>>36422881

All I know is birds descendents are dinosaurs and the get not mention in any of the holy books.

>>36422900

>Live in Reading (town)
>Have 0 interest in reading (activity)

>>36422907
then go to cardiff and hit up a bar called Porters, that's where all the weird art kids went when I lived there

>>36422930
>>36422900

>Live in Leeds (city)
>Have 0 interest in leeds (for jump starting cars)

>>36422900
>put in group chat the religion of peace is attacking paris
>forget there's a muzzie in there

>>36422934
Got Any stories?

Oregano

>>36422955
>leeds (for jump starting cars)
they're called leads you illiterate northern chimp

>>36422900
>>36422930
>>36422955
>Live in Bath
>Absolutely stinking of BO and shit

>>36422068
I like to roleplay oblivion, always fun
>>36422743
read autistic fanfiction about sonic instead.

>>36422962
>talking to a group of people in a discord server
>say we should nuke mecca
>they all agree with me

>>36422900

>Live in Oldham (city)
>Have 0 interest in Old ham (poultry)

>>36422807
I haven't stayed in a hotel since I was like 6 years old or something. Heavily suprised they have bibles in hotels in england these days

>>36413370
State of this thread haha go fuck yourself you robot cunt not original

>>36422764
>/r9k/
-Full of brain damaged autists that literally cannot leave the house

>/britfeel/
-London land barrons
-Many people in their 30s
-Risk managers & financial wealth managers on 65k, 80k 84k.

This is why I only click and remain active on /britfeel/
Half of the peeps here are normal functioning people who show that you don't need to be a shut in Autist to use 4chins

>>36422900
>Live in Staines
>always wear clean clothes

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>>36421030
we'll still have mcdonalds though right?

>>36422984

That made me chuckle more than it should have

>>36422900
>Live in York (town)
>Have 0 interest in Yorkies (chocolate bar) or Yorkies (small dogs)

slug keep breaking into our house in the middle of the night. slimy little bastards.

>>36423054
the same one?

>live in blackpool (town)
>have 0 interest of being BLACKED in a pool (swimming)

>>36422965
not really tbqh, I spent most of my time shut away in my flat drinking whiskey and smoking a shitload of weed

there was one time I drank from 4 in the afternoon until 4 in the morning and ended up hanging out with a girl on my course and tried to come on to her, I didn't remember any of it when I woke up and cried with shame when she told me what I did, I didn't leave the house for a whole month after that

I had a bit of a sad time at uni

>>36423050
twat, yorkies (chocolate bar) are awesome

>>36422900

>Live in Great Yarmouth
>It's actually shit.

>>36423050
>>36423100
As are the dogs

Shocking display

>>36423102
ayyy famalam i know that feel

>>36423079
>drinking whiskey and smoking a shitload of weed.

That's just university mate.
Uni is a just something that gives people a few extra years of "feeling young" with all the partying before entering work life.

>>36423102
>live in Great Britain
>it's shit

>>36422900

>Live on the Manhood peninsula (Sussex)
>Have 0 interest in Manhood (Benis)

>>36422900
>Live in Bournemouth
>Was born without a mouth

>>36423121
yorkies (small dogs) are shit

>>36423136
I was under the impression most people at least did those things with other people while they were at uni

>>36423139
>Live on planet earth
>Should be called planet shit

>>36422900
>live up north
>don't argue with people by screeching and throwing faeces

>>36423079
>coming onto a girl
>cried with shame

Did you try to rape her or something mate? Just coming on to a girl who is voluntarily spending time with you isn't shameful.

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>>36422900

>Live in China (country)
>Have 0 interest in China (plates)

>>36422896
Bravil is a shithole lad. Am I correct in thinking you can get addicted to skooma in the game? which race are you playing as?

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Had a bit of a swim while we waited for the ghost to show up but didnt see anything too interesting.
When he turned up we followed him for a while and then he asked that we release him, I guess being a ghost is shite.

Thats all the adventuring for today, might continue it tomorrow. Night lads.

>>36423195
thats bullshit, chinks love porcelain, i don't think you really are from china and if you are >>>/out/

>>36423191
apparently I just tried to kiss her and wouldn't leave when she asked me to, I just have crippling social anxiety and couldn't cope with doing something that made someone see me negatively

Got asked to be Best Man at another's friend wedding lads. Third year in a row, fourth overall.

Really getting the hang of this tbqh.

>>36422900
>Been twice to Bowling (town)
>Never went bowling (sport)

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PUBG memes and cute bois ect ect.

>>36423203
I dont think you can actually become addicted to it, but it can fuck with your stats.
We're playing as a nord.

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>>36423159
Small dogs are THE shit

>>36423235
always the bridesmaid and never the bride eh lad

>>36422900
>Live in Barking (London)
>Have 0 interest in barking (dog noise)

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lifted the weights for 40 mins and done cardio for 40 mins

who else training for world war 3?

>>36422900

>Live in Derby(City)
>Have 0 interest in Derbys(Sporting fixtures)

>>36423260
manlet dogs are just the same as manlet humans, horrid little things

>>36422900
>live in Staines
>pants are full of stains (semen)

>>36422055
>Just put up a new clock lads.

Haha, get a load of this timecuck, always worrying he'll be late for Mr. Shekelstein

>>36422900

>Live in Hull (place)
>Have 0 interest in Hulls (part of ship)

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titus

get cross

>>36423287
im exercising to get thin again, nevermind ww3

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>>36423294
You live here too?
Don't worry lad, we'll both make it out one day.

>>36422900

>Live in Newham (London borough)
>Have 0 interest in New ham (meat)

>>36422900
>Live in Liverpool
>Not into pools of liver

>>36423321
one step at a time ey lad.

see you on the front lines

>live in White City, London

ALL AROUND ME ARE NIGGER FACES
WORN OUT FACES
WORN OUT PLACES