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Reliant Robin edition

>p-please, force those memes inside me senpai
>ah, I-I didn't expect a l-lethal dose of morphine HAHA, so fucking good AHHH
>m-my dick is as hard as three week old Tesco bread senpai, you're forcing these memes so fucking good ahhh
Goodfe-
>*the britfeel poster violently spews cum before the word had even finished being said. And thus concludes his daily fix of forced, terrible memes*

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xi.jpg

waifu.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IDXZrRvH3k


quick wank before the housemate comes back, then the real fun begins.

>>36399374
>chink op image
what have you done op

allahu ackbaaaaar

boom

<explosion>

GET OFF MY KEBAB

<nasheed starts>

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Embrace the new OP image

>tfw slowly realizing that no matter how hard i try, i'm never going to be the 20 year old autist who's parents just care for him like he's 14, while i'm going to suck their souls away just as much because they'll deny reality even as their son passes 30.

Hey lads you here about that black muslim in America last night that shouted 'allah akbar' and shot 3 white christians and had a history of talking about killing whites? Oh wait the media didnt report it what a suprise here's another clip of an old black guy getting shot.

>>36399240
it makes sense when you consider that pop stars aren't really artists within the field of music, they're a product manufactured to generate income for record company execs selected on the basis that they're not unappealing to look at and their voices can be engineered to sound good without much trouble

pop stars are to music as tesco basics milk chocolate is to the world of fine chocolaterie

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>cant leave the house because chavs are guarding the shop
>3rd day in a row
>surviving on water and rationed gum

ive lost 2 stone in 2 months

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>>36399445
no, nevaaaaaar!!

>>36399410
still howling over that lad and his tesco tiger bread tbqh

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Ban the veil

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/786624/china-veil-beard-ban-xinjiang-muslim-uighur-religious-extremism

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>>36399374
White girls are easy edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36399414
Gonna take this as a call for waifus to be posted.

>>36399473
Where you at lad I aint scared of no chavs.

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>>36399414
Please be honest with me, lads.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12783090
>inb4 I'd take you to one bby ;;)))

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>>36399374

can someone explai britfeel to me? where is amerifeel?

anyone had any experience with microdosing LSD?

>>36399544
I'd take you to one bby ;;)))

>>36399544
not at all, chavs and lower class cunts would destroy it, japanese have respect for things

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>>36399410
>Not liking Reliant Robins

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Yinggan is where us Yingguoren come to discuss our gan

Gonna have an early night, lads.

Goodnight, hope i die in my sleep tonight.

Orignally

>>36399494
based chink

>>36399473
just go the shop lad. put your head down and dont look at them.

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Apologise to China.

>>36399570
what's there to like? oil rig and mango

>>36399445
>>36399494
Xi posting

>>36399502
Goodfellas

>>36399570
Reliant robin

Now all we need is a Shippost and that gorilla in milk to complete the set of forced memes

>>36399544
I'd take you to one bby ;;)))
>>36399503
nice waifu, thanks for sharing today.

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>>36399473
Get in lad. I'll give you a lift to Tesco

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Milk Cat 14

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>>36399605

Daily reminder that Harold Shipman is standing as an independant candidate in Hyde for the general election

>>36399544
my house could be a love hotel for you ;)

>>36399544
Follow your dreams, mate
I'd go to it if you went with me ;;)))

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>/britfeel/ isn't just endless forced memes

>tfw havent cut my hair in 4 years

i actually take care of it though, its not that thin greasy disgusting long hair that loads of guys have. girls always compliment me on it
apparently my hair is just like my great grans and she could sit on it, so thats my goal

>>36399554
>where is amerifeel?
It's been tried and failed many times. We're a small country and everyone shares a lot of experiences whereas America is huge and very different in places

>My mate said that all meat is halal these days just not labelled as such because it's cheaper to have only one production line

This aint true is it?

>>36399668
>havent cut my hair in 4 years
Can we see it?

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>crush on someone who i can't tell if they feel the same way or if they're just being playful

>>36399558
I tried it for a few weeks, I stopped after a while. I think it may work better if you're already a person of sound mind and have generally stable emotions, for me I was getting a bit paranoid and it wasn't a pleasant feeling. I could've been taking too much although I tried lots of different doses from 5ug to 20ug, 20ug was definitely too much for me. In the end I just wanted to be sober, the positive effects (which were apparent) weren't worth the fact I was on a drug, I just wanted to be sober instead. Better to take alot of LSD at once than thin it out over a long time span imo.

>>36399695
Your friend is retarded. There's tons of plants in the UK it's not like every animal is slaughtered in the same location.

>>36399668
Got any tips for maintenance? I'm growing my hair out but I don't know how to take care of it really

>>36399695
>all meat is halal these days
pretty sure bacon isnt

>>36399719
>I think it may work better if you're already a person of sound mind and have generally stable emotions
Not him but what's the point then?

>>36399695
More like no meat is halal and it's just labelled as such for the same reason

>>36399722
Good keep that halal muck away from me

>>36399716
i haven't spoken to a girl in 2 years
get on my level normie

YO IMMA HOLLA IT AGAIN WHO ELSE IS GETTING WEEEEEEEDED THE SECOND IT TURNS 4/20 WOOOOOOO

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>>36399701
this is from like a year and a half ago so its quite a bit longer now, but it looks the same

>>36399731
literally just wash it, i dont know how people fuck it up, do get conned into buying weird products for it

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>>36399668
Are you me? Post pics of hair its nice to see a fellow viking.

>>36399519
scotland.

its so annoying

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>>36399570
>grandad had a brown one
>no seat belts in the back
>would drive my sister and I around anyway
>mum was worried because there were no seat belts
>dad was worried because granddad was shit at driving and the car was made of fiber glass
>rusty hole in the floor so we could see squashed hedgehogs and things

>>36399776
Fuck you for making me want weed.

Imagine a world without Islam...

>>36399776
Im gonna have a cheeky spliff after work but i gotta be careful cuz my parents think its the cause of my BPD and ive just recently broke a 3 month clean streak.

>>36399778
you wouldnt look out of place in the middle of a mosh pit lad, good shit

>>36399759
not a roastie

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>>36399576
Alright mate, see you tomorrow.

>>36399838
Tips on how to A V O I D looking too S T O N ED around my parents)?????????

>>36399776
no, because weed is bad. People who take drugs are bad people...

>>36399855
Id love too but crowds give me horrible anxiety attacks. Its a shame because rock and metal are my favorite genres. :(

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>>36399813
Based grandad

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Learn Mandarin

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Celebrate Xiao Guodong's snooker victory today

The valium I ordered off AB arrived today. All looks totally legit

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Denzel Washington here. I was told this would be a good place to post loads of pictures of myself.

Anyone know any comfy villages in England in the Midlands? I want to get out of Stoke.

>>36399926
Fuck off already how are you not bored of this?

>>36399951
>All looks totally legit
Proper blister pack lad? Am jelly

>>36399813
My grandad took me out in an old ambulance he had bought that was was rotting through in the cab

>>36399957
Chinese are tolerated

Absolutely no niggers

>>36399668

Impressive, i have cut my own hair for 14 years.

>>36399778
charlie is that you

original

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Observe repeating digits

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Buy Fences on blu-ray

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>>36399988
Impressive, very nice Xi

>>36399988
>>36399993
I'm glad you both failed

>>36399967

Yep, proper blister pack with the safety leaflet. You should get on it, lad. Cost me something like 20 quid for 28 of the strongest ones, which I'll cut in half. Took me a couple of hours to learn how to use AB but it's plain sailing from there

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>>36399988
Xi you cheeky madman

>>36399957
Looking fine denzel. Keep em coming

>>36400007

>Failed
>8 is a lucky number in China
>Got 2 of them

>>36400028
>missed both GETs

>>36399968
I suppose previous generations didn't like to throw things away until they were totally fucked. Now it's all "I want the new one" and planned obsolescence.

>>36400031

Getting the 88 get

>>36400008
>You should get on it, lad.
I used to do it loads but it makes me too reckless. Ended up wandering into people's gardens on a nightwalk and got caught.

>>36400048
doubles are not a GET

>>36499999

>>36400000

>>36399951
>AB
Clue me in, mate, I could do with some of that stuff

>>36399374

What's the point of an election if there can only be one winner? Isn't that the opposite of demorcracy?

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>>36399988
ends in 8
>>36400028
also ended in 8
>>36400048
also ended in 8

The dragons have blessed me this thread, much to your disappointment

>>36399999

Geess Imissed it too

>>36400065
It's a reminder to the opposition that they should never be weak and let a retard ruin their party.

>>36399731
>>36399778 here.

I use tresseme deep cleanse shampoo. Wash it 2-3 times in the shower then i dont wash it again for 2-4 days. I condition it (again with tresseme) once a week.

Brush it bi-daily with a big square paddle brush.
Hairdriers/straighteners are okay max 3 times a week, anything more and you will start to damage it.
Keep it tied up when you sleep, helps prevent knotting.
Get the ends trimmed every 6 months to remove split ends, but if she cuts anymore than 2cm off punch her in the fucking throat.

>>36400081
I got an 8 too Mr Xi >>36399918

>>36400063

find yourself a guide to using AB, link it here and I'll tell you if it's legit. Basically it's:

> get tor
> sign up for AB
> buy bitcoin
> put bitcoin though tumbler (anonymises it somehow
> buy shit from someone with good feedback
>

>>36400065
There are 650 winners.

I came to the sad realisation that I have feelings for a girl I've known since childhood when I found she had a boyfriend.
What should I do? What can I do?

>>36400123
Your 8 is the property of the state, capitalist pig

>>36399987
No my name is Dan. Who is Charlie? Is he a cool dude with cool hair like me?

>>36400133
I'm an idiot, Anon, I don't even know what the heck AB is
desu that means this probably isn't for me at all

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>>36400081
The truck boys are gonna run you out of town Xi

>>36400133
I thought tor and le deepweb meem was all compromised these days or did i just spend too much time on hotwheelschan

>>36400150

Alphabay, lad. It's basically eBay for illegal stuff. You can buy drugs, prescription meds, stolen credit card numbers etc. All I've bought is the medicine my GP won't fucking give me

Reminder that if you smoke weed tomorrow or indeed ever, you're a degenerate.

>>36400150
Its a drug marketplace on the darknet. Although i cant remember what AB actually stands for... wut.

>>36400199
fuck you dad it cures cancer!

>>36400191

Fuck knows. I figure anyone who's looking in has bigger fish to fry than a lad buying prescription meds for a condition he's been diagnosed with.

I've never met a non-retarded cannabis user, not just talking about heavy stoner, even the minor users are universally retarded.

>>36400193
Any guns on there?

New favourite thing is going into my local 'spoons by myself. Don't even pretend to be 'busy' looking at a phone or 'reading' a book, i just merely sit there with my pint and shamelessly people watch. Sank a couple o pots o Guinness tonight followed by a chippy and sausage din din. Just what a man needs after a hard 12 hour day /working construction/.

>>36400252

Yep. Don't know how that works though. Surely you can't just send guns in the post

>>36400266
Sounds comfy lad. Nice a man can have a place to just sit and drink.

>>36400251
ive got a degree in chemical engineering m8

Why are there never any shipman posts any more?

>>36400216
still sketches me tf out

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>>36400308
The truck boys were running all his patients out of town

>>36400301

You can still be retarded and have a degree.

>>36399739
Well it would help with problem solving and energy levels I guess, also increased positive emotion. I felt happier the first few times I did it but then the positive effects seemed to go away, I was doing it every third day.

>>36400294
Very comfy lad. I'm lucky to have this particular spoons on my doorstep.

>>36400333
Citation needed you retarde

>>36400266
Used to do this a lot for a while but I can't at the moment because I'm not working. When I was I felt like I deserved to just sit and be around people, enjoyed it more than hanging out with friends aswell but now I feel like I don't deserve the little things until I find a jobbo

>>36400337
>only happy people get to feel happy
thanks god

>>36400140
The only thing you can do is move on. You will have feelings for other people.

>>36400344

That fact you used that just proves my point

Just browsing movies and it says "Her" came out in 2013, wtf seems like it was last year. Time is getting on

>>36400385
How can I lessen this heartache then?

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Munching on some mini eggs, feeling fine. How's everyone doing today? Did you get any easter eggs?

>>36400421
I'm not the engineering student I'm a retard NEET loser who doesn't smoke weed so jokes on you

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>>36400467
mum bought me a reduced thorntons egg yesterday, not that bad - finish it today

For the non-NEETs, what job do you do?

>>36399988
88
>>36400081
8
>>36400188
88

Confirmed for thing

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>>36400467
I have been sucking on big chocolate eggs for months.

My funny turns are back lads. Like an extrem rush of blood to the head and my thoughts get disjointed and I have to lay down (even when I'm already sitting). Am I dead?

>>36400522

Low intelligence white van driver

>>36400522
I'm a NEET mate

That reminds me I did forget some jobs when I was sharing my employment history last night;
>currency exchage (fired)
>office slave (fired)
>starbucks (rage quit)

>>36400522
Morrison's cafe

>>36400577
Don't take this the wrong way but you might be retarded anon

>>36400602

Glad you let him down gently

Shame his mum didn't let his head down gently as a child

>>36400529
Jun what do you think of asian lads

>>36399502
my local association of shed experts is talking about this

Hi guys. First time poster here just introducing myself.
I was given this link from a friend who said you were a kind of NEET depression community support group and that I'd get on with, being able to share stories and experiences anonymously.
Not quite sure what to make of this at the moment lol, seems pretty random in here.

>>36400552
Also I can feel them coming because I hear the youtuber comics explained in my head but his words dont really make sense. The fuck is wrong with me?

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Xi is literally the worst shitposter. He doesn't even repply to people.
I vote kev for best shitposter

>>36400654
Welcome lad. Yeah we have a lot of shit meme posters right now. We pretty much just talk about whatever. What's your situation lad?

>>36400602
Classic wagie bullying tactic

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Actually, come to think of it, I havn't seen kev today. Did I miss him?

>>36400654
Have you used 4chan much? I'd say most people on here are neets but there's a few wagekeks like me

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>>36400654
Drink green tea to feel happier

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>>36400619
out of my friends the Asian (and by that i mean east/SEA or non paki) lads are the top of all the lads. also cute.
'Asian' lads can be kay but no-no kissu.

>>36400672
i have done some Xi posting, but its always been references to actual Chinese phenomena and interesting perceptions.

>>36400654
>we're being advertised as a depression comunity support group
that's kind of cute actually. say hi for us

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>>36399414
Just lost a game of cs because my friend tried to show off and fucked up the defusal timing.

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I'm downloading 40GB of Touhou JAV

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Black girls are easy edition

Oh, it's great being white in a Zulu neighborhood

>Zulu boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates Zulu guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY Zulu girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful white...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS3cpZIPFlU

>>36400654
Oh, Anon, you're so innocent.
Enjoy your stay.

>>36400756
What rank are you? I've got friends like that they're annoying pricks

>>36400756
began to hate cs after my mate who was global carried me way too high, stopped being fun.

nice waifu though friend.
>>36400770
sounds like a sticky night.

>>36400786
I'm silver elite but he is nova four

>>36400680
Thanks, having a bit of a rough... couple of years. Dropped out of uni, still living at home, doing not much else but youtube and video games. Not sure where to go from here.

>>36400706
Yeah now and then, I know my way around but this is the first time i've come to /r9k/. Nice to know there's a refuge for Brits even in the darkest corners of the net.

>>36400718
>>36400729
>>36400779
Ha ha thanks for the warm welcome.

>>36400806
Oh damn, I'm MGE but I have a GN1 smurf if you want play. Not prime account though

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>>36400804
Ta, lad.
I hate it too. I don't play enough to go against gold nova 2s. It has stopped being fun

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>>36400809
who is your waifu, friend?

>>36400832
tfw i am last alive and everyone makes fun of me.
erection desu.

>>36400672

There is not just 1 Xi poster, I'm certain there are 3/4

>>36400809
I feel like I'm going to be you in a few years, starting uni in September after take a year off to think but still don't feel like my life is going the right way. Don't see myself lasting on the course I've picked desu. What games do you play?

Watching Shrek lads. Haven't seen it in 10 years. The nostalgia lads

>>36400809
What uni? Whereabouts do you live lad?

Glad I didn't go to Uni

Waste of time, full of normies, living in poverty in shit conditions

>>36400827
I use Prime matchmaking
I'm not a fan t be fair
>>36400847
How disgusting

>>36400875
The adult jokes that you've never noticed before as a youngster in Shrek are fucking incred

>>36400882
I'm not in poverty but the conditions are shit. I'd be happier in a cardboard box in the middle of a minefield

>>36400882
it depends what you pick to study

but it's a ticket out of retail for us poorfags

Where has BritNormie been lately?

Forcing a meme about the Chinese president.

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Sip
Mmmmmm
Slurple

Meme forcing autist here, the first reply to this that gets dubs with be a meme I force relentlessly for the next 2-3 days.

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>>36401036
Sunglasses Buster best meme

>>36400871
Maybe, it was my first time living away from home and I think it was homesickness causing depression. I just sat in my room playing WoW all day, these days it's pretty much the same. WoW and mobas.

>>36400876
Not a fancy one, Loughborough, was studying maths. Failed the first year of exams and resits so was asked to leave.
I live in Broadstairs, far east Kent.

>>36401036
The meme of making good posts

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>>36401036
Make it truck boys

>>36401036
comfortable friendly chat unrecognisable as a meme in any way

I guess it'd be nice to know your situations too? Get a better feel for who I'm chatting with, hopefully lads in a similar situation and not ex-convicts or anything lol

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>>36401036
This guy would be a funny meme haha

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>>36401036
foot girl

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Harold Shipman

Basically you'd make these 5 line greentexts about patients coming into your surgery, but instead of giving them the appropriate treatment, instead, you give them a lethal dose of morphine

>>36401036
Post pictures of yourself you hideous beast

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>>36401036
A meme about sexy keV getting dubs all the time

>>36401115

I have before on 'faces of /r9k/' before once or twice actually, but I won't here

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>>36401036
>>36401036
Stop forcing memes in yinggang

>>36401036
liverpool getting blacked

>>36401159
oppai yingang style

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>>36401036
DOGGERED XD

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>>36401036
LA Noire memes

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Must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.

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>>36401036
No one has dubs so far. Bunch of losers

FUCK

I got tinder a week ago, only had 2 matches, both ended like instantly

but i used my super like today, but then when i ran out of likes the next girl on the list was this really nice looking girl, like the girl of my dreams as far as looks go. Lovely brown hair, with a light tan and deep brown eyes, slender figure

I read her bio and it said she doesnt want anyone under 6" which is ok because im like 6.7 but her bio said she likes KEKOLDING and i got pretty excited cause ive got a huge cuck fetish and i coudltn believe she even put that in her bio lol

I bought tinder pro just so i could super like cause i really want to talk to her, but fuck it lads she is NEVER going to respond to me.
That means im literally getting cucked, but the BAD SORT

>>36401060
Think I've been to Broadstairs once, there's a beach isn't there? How do you like it?

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>>36401036

How about you endlessly post the President of China's face, with short 3-5 word commands?

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>>36401036
bane memes please

>>36400522
I work at a hedge fund desu.

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>>36401036
How about you just make quality posts?

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>>36401036
PC Plumber

>>36400775
*cuts to white family get chopped up with machete*

>>36401237
what a shitty censor

cu.ckolding

>>36401237
Try a fake Chad profile and look for her again.

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>>36401036
>TFW 16 replies no dubs

>>36401237
You literally paid money for a woman to ignore you.

>>36401277
well at least now he will be forcing something from ancient rome

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>tfw always hide tinder posts

>>36401277
CHECK EM BOYS, TITUS NEW MEME

>>36401276
god damn it, tinder is so unfair

im not even that bad looking, surely? i thought i was kinda average. im a bit skinny but at least im not fat. i go to gym so im trying to get better

>>36401299

The meme I'll be forcing is "X replies and still no dubs"

>>36401261
I'm always on the look out for those cop cars because they are the ones that will actually pull you over, the bog standard panda cars don't have all the computers on board

>>36401286
lol, i needed to know
she would be a perfect gf, we could have had a lot of fun together

>>36401241
It's ok, it's quiet which I like but there really isn't much going on. Maybe when Dreamland gets renovated it might be worth going out but all my friends from school have pretty much moved away towards London or north.

>>36401320
You better post the Titus pic buddy

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>>36401036
rage comics please

>>36401277
this guy doesn't count because he said no memes

>>36401331
At least you're trying lad, that's all that matters.

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>>36401237

>TFW 3 replies no dubs

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Lads how old is too old to go to university freshers events? If i have a friend at university would it be weird to go with him to events even though we are both 22?

>>36401305
>I'm not fat so I deserve a woman

Lel. This is so autistic.

>>36401406
kek that girls face is funny he he xD

>>36401406
spat out my drink, haven't seen this in ages

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>>36401342
>this guy doesn't count because he said no memes

too late lad

>>36401320
you know what to do, lad.

>>36401423
i didnt say i "deserve" a woman, but i dont eactly undeserve a woman

Power keeps cutting off lads, what did people do before the internet?

>she's dating a nigger

Is this the worst feel?

>>36401406
how old are freshers? like 19?
18?

who gives a fuck

i'll be 21 when im a fresher if i go and ill probs do it

I keep getting older lads wtf

cant believe we have a new meme lad.

i love that it is roman

>>36399374

Have a cold lads. Sore throat, cough, drippy nose.
First illness in 4 years.

Feel like crawling into a cave and dying desu.

>>36401518

Who is 'she'?

Your sister, mother? Gotta be more specific lads

>>36401494
I'm fat and I've had sex with 9 women. Never have any problems getting laid on Tinder.

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>>36401530
18-20 i guess, just don't wanna be that one older creep that goes to freshers to creep on younger girls, even if it's true, because going to non-university events every girl looks like this

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Don't post Roman memes

>>36401569

21 year old dating a 22 year old

Literal pedophillia

aite i'm tired so time for me to go on laptop and wank to drawn images of cute young bois.

goodnight losers

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Use correct stroke order

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>>36401277
77
>>36401577
77

Flipping heck what the heck

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>there's a guy ITT right now that has a folder pull of pictures of the president of china but with one pixel changed each time so he can keep posting
pic related

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>tfw stuck in East Devon
>probation tomorrow
Cannot wait to say how shit my week has been

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Reinstate Kevin Rudd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bro4mkb_VKc

>tfw the couple of women you were talking to on OKC all stopped replying

Ah well..bet they moved onto someone better..

>>36401632
There are plenty of scripts that do it.

>>36401645
>probation
What did you do, lad?

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>>36400696
I've just being away for the last couple of days working on some projects. Did catch up on the past threads. Felt good to know a couple of people missed me. Felt best with the dubbing 'meme' and the Xi posting it was best to keep quiet a bit instead of adding more to the bonfire.

How have you lads been anyway? Anyone planning a cheeky holiday this summer?

- Kev x

>trans friend on fb ranting about how it's not a mental disorder
What is it then? I'm not hating but it's not like a wizard switched your soul out.

I'm sure that newfag is loving all these shit memes

How is /britfeel/ voting?

You backing Mummy May to cause a Tory landslide and make your uni - going peers cry forever?

>>36401677
>>36401577
>>36401277
Kev was watching over us all along

>>36401673
poleaboo style sex crime

>tfw you'll never see your favourite band live
I don't even like live shows but if I as given the chance I'd go

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>>36401632

It's true that britfeel posters bald as they age

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Lads i really just want a GF it's literally not fair

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>>36401690

Vote for the CCP

>>36401767
You can have mine lad.

She went mental at me tonight because I was following a lingerie model on Twitter. That I followed about 7 years ago when I first got the account.

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I will bring the destruction of britfeel. One forced meme at a time. You can't overpower me, my numbers are growing "lads".

>>36401813
Fucking normies eh, what are they like

>>36401689
Can you please explain to me wtf is actually going on with this general. There is so much new shit I don't understand what's going on

>>36401824
Little do you know, you're nothing but a pawn in my game of 6D chess

>>36401842
We've always had some shit memes but last few days it's really ramped up. There's a few dedicated posters like me that actually post comfy chat and life stories though. Just talk about whatever you want lad.

>>36401838
It's annoying mate. She's usually alright but she's gone to bed in a huff now. Not sure what I'll be dealing with tomorrow.

>>36401720
What band is it?

probably not original comment

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Really want some tea lads but is it too late?

>>36401933
Having a brew right now so not at all. Which tea you gonna have?

>blessed dubs too.

>>36401962
Might have chamomile desu since its decaf

>>36401690
>mfw when I'm doing this

Mostly because the NUS will be furious

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>>36401933
I drink tea in bed everynight

>>36401992
Tea to get into a sleepy mode. Sounds pretty good if I am quite honest.

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>>36401904
Redgum. They haven't done anything in years and one has kicked the bucket

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>>36401824
Be gone foul shitposter
BE GONE
Comfy times are promised

About to smoke some kashmiri hash and then go for a nightwalk lads.

>>36402023
Never heard of them. Honestly though, if they ever come through and you get the chance take it. Did it with a band on their farewell and I don't regret it at all. I know I'd be regretting it if I never went and saw them live just once.

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>>36401722
nice may may m8

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>>36401824
Everybody. Go. I'll hold him off and then some.

Just had a wank now I'm gonna go finish off the ice cream I bought earlier while wondering why my life got so shit

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>>36402083
That feeling hit way too close to home :/

>>36401883
Yeah but why is forced meme coming up all the time, I don't get it

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>>36402070
ESENIHC NRAEL

>>36402109
People keep trying to force something that often that people mention it's a forced meme. It happens that much that forced meme has become something of a forced meme in itself.

>>36402109
I'll tell you why. It's because no matter how shit the meme is, if someone forces it enough, they get attention here.

>>36402109
Because some anons here are just shit human beings who have nothing of note to say.

>>36402050
If they do come through it'll be fucking down under too. I would take it but I don't have several grand to spend on going to a concert

Shrek has such a good fucking soundtrack lads

>>36402165
Unironically listed to All Star while in Morrisons today.

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I just want to touch some goddamn titties damnit

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>>36402233
>tfw touched a tit once

>>36402233
The surest way to your goal is to bee yourself

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>>36402233
This
>>36402269
This image helped me really sort my life out mate. Its worth a look into honestly.

>>36402233
So yeah newfriend this pretty much sums up this general

Pretty bored of being stuck at home at night. No desire to even nightwalk cause sick of my area.

>>36402165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy8hK3blQOQ

>>36402350
>sick of my area.
Which area is that?

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>>36402111

Trips confirm, Xi knows best

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what's the difference between rugby league and union lads?

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Well lads, it's time to settle this debate once and for all.

>>36402296
i dont get the image, can you explain it for a brainlet please?

>>36402423

Feel: Arse
Look at: Tits

>>36402384
Leeds.

Fucking had to do about 10 recaptchas. It's getting a joke now.

I can only masturbate to lesbian milf porn lately. Especially Nina hartley

>>36402423
Having a good arse and no tits is better than having good tits and no arse
Arse all the way

>>36402390

Stick to Mahjong, Xi

>>36402458
are you in incognito or on a device other than your main computer? it does that if google thinks your cookies are shit

Why are people still trying to be tolerant of pikeys? Is it because of those tv shows you see on ch4 and 5?

Genocide the lot of them. Would be a net benefit for everyone

>>36402390
amount of players and tackling

>>36402390
League is like a shit version of American Football.

Union is for queers

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Lads is it too late to turn things around when you hit 30?

>>36401690
I'm voting for Corbyn because I'm a permaneet and literally all I care about is my neetbux

libcucks and pakis don't affect me because I'm not a normie living in a city

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Support Xiao Guodong on April 22nd

>>36401690
Voting Corbyn as a kind of protest vote to protect our services.

>>36402489
Main computer, not incognito. It's never usually that bad but would be nice to just click it and be accepted that I'm not a robot for a change.

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>>36402385
Terrible tbqh.

>oriblockingm8

>>36402583
There's too many situational factors for there to be any real answer to this.

>>36402583
If anyone tells you no they are just using examples of other people who didn't turn it round. If they say yes they are using examples of people who have turned it round. Be the latter.

Also, Bill Murray didn't learn to play badminton until he was 57, then went on to win the Big Bahamas Badminton Bash.

>>36402616
But lad, you ARE a robot. That's why you're here, you're one of us.

>>36402544
>>36402557
I was thinking of going along to rugby next week as I can't kick a football

I guess rugby will be easier

feels bad being a shut in robot and bad at sports desu

>>36402586
comrade corbyn will force you to work on a state owned farm for your autismbux

>>36402583
It's too late. 25 is the turning point. Unless rich you're forever alone.

Lets be honest lads, if you were in a quiz and the question "Who is the president of China?" came up, you'd be glad that Xi posting was a thing.

>>36402655
don't lad, i did that when i was 13 and they were all knobsheads who treated me like an outsider because i wasn't from any kind of rugby backing

>>36402655
>I guess rugby will be easier
Rugby is hard as fuck.

>>36402679
They could also ask who the truck boys are.

>>36402653
>Normies don't have to do the robot test.

REE

>>36402583
If you want to be successful, you are forced to learn business and become self-employed. The vast, vast majority of wageslaves (99%+) never make it. They live in mediocrity until they retire with their mediocre pensions/retirement savings. The only ones who do make it are earning minimum mid 6 figures so they can afford to retire after 10-15 years.

Businesses aren't easy

>>36402695
>>36402697
what is a good sport for robots? Cricket?

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>>36401677
>kev is back

>>36402583
No, not if you decide to really put yourself up to it and actually get shit done to make real substantial changes and become a hyper-normie. But unfortunately for most of us here, it's just not worth it, and understandably so because even just having the will power alone to try to make these changes relies on different factors in our lives.

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>>36402717
This reminds me
>Ordering food
>Sister sees me trying to complete the captcha and failing
>Says "you must be a robot haha"
>mfw

>>36402750
GoIf

official 4/20/99 remembrance track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRII5-vy1xA

>>36402750
not really a sport but i'd say golf because you can spend large amounts of time walking around by yourself

>>36402583

Yeah. I turn 30 in less than a month and my life has been over for years.

I dropped out of high school at 15 and developed avoidance behaviours as a coping mechanism because avoiding all your problems is easier than facing them and I never learned the social skills necessary to facilitate me later in life.

So I'm an anxious, depressed and avoidant NEET with no education and no job experience about to hit 30. I live in the post industrial north of england where unemployment is almost 15% and there's literally nothing to strive for.

Even if I got a job it would be some shitty 0 hours contract in the service industry that would just make me want to kill myself.

I'd be living to work for the benefit of someone else just so I can be poor and then have to thank them for the opportunity.

Is that all my life is? A unit of cheap labour to be exploited till I'm dead? Some life that is to look forward to.

>>>/pol/121911665

>>36402725
I dont care about money. Plenty of people have fuck all except a partner and a comfy life.
>>36402754
>>36402662
>>36402646
>>36402637
Thanks for the (you)s. I normally dont misery-post like this. I'll return to dank memes and good chat

>>36401677
My friends are going to tenerife but I'm too poor to go with them
Feels alright to be honest, I don't like hot countries but I'll miss the banter

>>36402750
Badminton has always appealed to me.

>>36402762
>4/20/99
Fuck Off Yank
Off
Yank

>>36402790
>A unit of cheap labour to be exploited till I'm dead?
Now he gets it.

>>36402799
>Plenty of people have fuck all except a partner and a comfy life.

And they're miserable as fuck slaving their life away for 40 hours a week for 40 years.