to all you faggots on this board crying about "tfw no gf"

>>36388606
Sorry about your dick OP. Thanks for the insight.

>move on and do something with your life.
Easier said than done.

>>36388606
This is not true. Jerking it might be great and porn might top shit but it still doesnt compare to real sex. B8/10

>>36388606
Thank you for your life story but it doesn't do me any good really

>your dick will not work cuz porn induced ED. doesn't matter how hot she is, your dick will not work
I get an erection from a woman's leg touching my leg on public transit

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>men would rather find excuses than do anything productive with their lives
>tfw am a trap and learned how to pass and do makeup and have a sense of fashion/style
>tfw men won't even lift weights and will fight it so much but demand all traps be 1000% passable
Really takes the noggin' for a joggin' desu. This is just the male version of tumblr with lazy males

>>36388713
putting on clown makeup and a skirt = lifting heavy objects several hours a week and closely monitoring your diet and macros

really makes my synapses fire

>>36388713
Traps should be gassed

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>>36388729
Go learn convincing makeup. Please, you literally need the hand of a fucking surgeon for that shit not to even joke about how expensive that shit is and female clothing/fashion. But please lifting an object up and down is so incredibly hard, really works them neurons up lifting an object up and down.
Fucking christ, you lazy fucks will do ANYTHING to avoid doing that. It's common sense that women are attracted to stronger males yet you sit there being fat or skinnyfags and wonder what the fuck is wrong while demanding busty fat assed THICCC women with washboard stomachs at the same time. I mean holy shit the delusions are real

>>36388831
>trap talking about delusions
kek

>>36388831
>But please lifting an object up and down is so incredibly hard, really works them neurons up lifting an object up and down.
then why don't you do it? you could put a little effort into having a butt or nice legs instead of looking like a fucking gangly refrigerator you freak

yeh fuck this im gonna become a trap

im going to eat so much pussy

>>36388831
>I mean holy shit the delusions are real
You've convinced yourself you're supposed to be a woman. How can you call anything else a delusion? Turn the lens inward, buddy.

>>36388606
I'm sorry looking at weird fetish porn when you were 12 killed your dick OP. I'm also sorry you fell for the "Females are worth dating" meme.
Many a anon have been fooled by this ruse.

>>36388831
>Buying something pointless and expensive
Maybe you're right though, maybe men wouldn't love to fuck vaginas unless the attached faces covered themselves in creams and powders.

>>36388848
Uh...I run 2hrs every other day and watch what I eat and have a really nice butt and stomach. Sure I have small tits but that's genetics. Just sayin' that most guys will neglect working out completely and then demand to have a girlfriend

>>36388878
I'm a male buddy, I think the word you're looking for is transgender. Traps are not trannies my dude

>>36388944
I'm sure you look great, hon :)

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>>36388668
Just be yourself and everything will work out fine.

>>36388606
>move on and do something with your life.
You don't understand. The rest of my life is normie as fuck. I just can't into romance.

>>36388847
it has a point. You spin convenient tails about how everyone hates you, how you are comically inept at trying and how you're doomed before you begin. But at the same time you are rife with demands.

Improve yourselves or do as I do, give up on the idea of women and make yourself /comfy/ here on the bottom

>>36388683
>it still doesnt compare to real sex

Been there, done that. I can't be the only person who thought it wasn't anything special. Sitcoms have lied to you. Jerking it IS great and porn IS top shit.

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>>36388944
>Sure I have small tits but that's genetics
Its actually because you're a man in a dress hon

>>36388606
Don't forget that jews run the porn industry and are pushing their interracial agenda onto you in order to eradicate the white race

>>36388606
>>36388666
fierce battle between 2 deities

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>>36388831

I'm happy this person was told.

>>36388713
Back to >>>/lgbt/ you go,faggot!
origami

>>36388606
I only fap to 2D, real porn tends to ruin my mood.

>>36391050
This.

I haven't seen real porn in a while unless its posted on a board.

>>36388713
>male version of tumblr
I was about to argue against it but you may have a point. I'm pretty skinny and only 18, guess I'll try lifting and inform you all in a year.

>>36388606
My cock is hard all day long I am humping the air.
If I had a pussy I would fuck it all day.

>>36388606
>got gf
>fap since 10
>fap 3 times a day
>still rock hard
Maybe you've got low test, anon, you need to get checked before it destroys your arteries.