/britfeel/

>>36374693
First for the shittest forced meme in the history of forced memes

First for Xi

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>>36374730

4th for Yinggan

>>36374730
>>36374762
9th fo chinks can't count

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Ni men hao

>>36374431
>M&S (quit because I was going to be fired)
>Waterstones (let go/xmas contract not extended)
>Argos (fired)
>fancy dress shop (walked out)
>Tesco (fired)
>Garden centre (fired)

>nearest driving test centre is in blackburn
how are blackburn roads lads?
been once, didn't like it

Ping ping pong. egg fried rice
ching chong

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Post sandwich sluts, I mean waifus

>Arnfinn Nesset (born October 25, 1936) is a Norwegian former nurse, nursing home manager and convicted serial killer. His crimes include the murders of at least 22 people, He may have murdered up to 138 people.

>He was sentenced to 21 years in prison, the maximum term available under Norwegian law at the time, to be followed by ten years of preventative detention.However he was released after serving 12 years of this sentence for good behaviour and 10 years supervision.

>Kill 138 people
>Get 10 years

Ah yes very good Norway

>>36374811
>Fired from Tesco

are you a druggy/drinker or something?

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>>36374825
My waifu is not a slut
She is a sandwich though

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Outsource manufacturing base

Just had a big poo - haven't had one in 4 or 5 days so it was roasting up there for some time. Feels so good now its gone

>>36374854
>are you a druggy/drinker or something
Either or both sometimes yeah

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>>36374693
Interracial fun in the sun edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36374876

All the women in Beijing can't stop talking about this ffs

>day off work
>done nothing but lie in bed all day with the video game I was meant to play paused

such is life I suppose, back to the wageslave grind tomorrow

>>36374871
I had a shit so big at my friends house on the weekend that it took 3 flushes to get rid of it

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>he isn't online

>>36374905
I wish I gave a single fuck. But I don't. I hope you choke on that shit

>>36374802
>>36374762
>>36374857
This could have been a good meme if you'd done it once a thread instead of desperately spamming it
desu

>>36374905
Mine went in a single flush I believe, left a stain on the bottom though cause it was so long. Been eating rice everyday so it had pieces of rice in it
>>36374939
well thats rude

>>36374936
>he isn't online
>he
Why are you feeling like that about a bloke? You're not bent are you?

>>36374905
Blocked my friends mum's toilet so bad it flooded diarrhea into the carpet a few years back

>>36374905
Should have used some savvy brush technique and got it in one

>>36374954


>Xi Jinping comes to Yinggan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0aLemrUtSo

>>36374979
I don't really know how to make use of the brush to be honest with you

>>36374979
but doesn't the brush just get covered in shit infested water, seems a bit gross to keep that out in the open in your bathroom. I always assumed they were for show

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Order chinese

>>36375025
great post deano haha

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Jeremy corbyn on my bus.

>>36374901
which game did you have paused all day?

>>36374855
Is waifu posting still a thing I forgot mine.

>>36375063
Not if you do it right, but yeah if you don't know what you're doing you can end up with that.

Prod at the surface gently rhythmically while flushing to cause more stuff to be caught correctly in the first suction.

Should help avoid multiple flushing embarrassments

THIS IS IT BOYS

GENERAL ELECTION 2017 POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159

http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159

http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159

results will be* published by major media news organisations**

*read: may be
**read: obscure imageboard threads

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Young David Moyes on my bus

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>I'll cancel Brexit, Farronette, but only if you can drink all of the milk
>"a-anon, this is whole milk..I-I can't"
>You'll have to otherwise we'll leave the EU and you'll remain in my cellar
>Now drink up dear and try not to gag this time

>>36374811

Work doesn't really agree with you lad.

>>36375103
>which game did you have paused all day?
Persona, I'm like 60 hours in and I think I've worn it out

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Cough into masks

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>>36375123
I don't vote but I put UKIP on your poll to skew the results

>>36375143
>she dosen't have to tell me why we left the eu
> but farronette would have to eat ALL the eggs

>>36375123

Nice, 4 BNP votes

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>I like reading, travel, shopping, house cleaning, watching tv, playing games, travel natural places such as waterfall and the beach

>Age 36

A lot of normies seem fond of saying "you have to vote". Quite a lot of threads about it on /r/uk (which is absolute shite, by-the-by) following the announcement of the general election.

And even offline normies like middle-aged people and old people spout that shit as well "you have to vote, people died for your right to vote" etc.

Why do they say this? How many people do they think actually make informed votes? I would wager that most of those people themselves don't bother to inform themselves either; they just vote off of gut instinct on how they feel about the current party head. I really don't get why it is a 'thing' to encourage people to vote for the sake of voting.

>>36375123
I'm in a rock solid Tory area so I'm voting UKIP to keep them on their toes.

>>36375284
I don't get why r/uk says you need to vote when they hate democracy.

The overall opinion on that sub is that the EU referendum should never have happened and referendums should be illegal like they are in Germany.

>Tim Farron hates gays

well lib dems have my vote

>>36375150
Indeed. I'm sure I've forgotten another short term job I've had as well. Just been NEET the last few years. No idea what I'll do long term.

>>36375339
why do people keep saying this lids?

>>36375208
And I'm willing to bet that most of the others which put UKIP CAN'T vote because they're underage /pol/tards

After extensive browsing of Thai brides I've concluded that the ones over 35 are the most attractive.

Wonder why this is, really gets the noggin joggin. All the under 35s are fugly.

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>>36374825
I've seen 10% returns from some of my crypto invstments.
Feast your eyes on /britfeel/'s first hundredair

>>36375363
christian, refused to answer a question about his beliefs on gays

top tier: white girls, latina girls

mid tier: black girls, arab girls, indian girls, pacific islander girls

bottom tier: asian girls

this is objective right?

>Police hunt TOWIE star Ferne McCann's boyfriend Arthur Collins over acid attack in Dalston nightclub that left 16 injured after "finding drugs and guns at his home"

thought it was a blackie? are they just arrested a white to cover it up

this fucking country

>>36375407
>>36375339
>>36375363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNA3-YntZk4

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Gonna marry this one lads. She's 35 so 8 years older than me.

>>36375419
top tier: asian girls

mid tier: black girls, latina girls

bottom tier: arab girls, indian girls, white girls

>>36375453
would let her step on my balls/10

>>36375430
Extremely unlikely to be white

>>36375419
absolute degenerate tier
poleabo

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>>36375445
>Believes abortion is wrong
>Hates gays

Thought he was the leader of the Liberal Democrats?

He's more Conservative than the Conservatives.

Religion of Peace visits California (only used a gun though)

I feel like an outsider for not like Asian women

>>36375506
>He's more Conservative than the Conservatives.
I know it's strange. He's a fundamentalist Christian so I'm not sure what party would be best for him since none of them hold traditional Christian values these days

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>p-please, force those memes inside me senpai
>ah, I-I didn't expect a l-lethal dose of morphine HAHA, so fucking good AHHH
>m-my dick is as hard as three week old Tesco bread senpai, you're forcing these memes so fucking good ahhh
Goodfe-
>*the britfeel poster violently spews cum before the word had even finished being said. And thus concludes his daily fix of forced, terrible memes*

>>36375495
i think they are just going to ruin a white persons life over this and its disgusting, theyve raided this guys house and painted him to be a suspect

its utter BS that this was a white person throwing acid

>Having an affair with a married woman
>Walking down the street earlier today
>Her husband and his brother are walking towards me
>We make brief eye contact, then look away
>They pass without saying anything
>Age about a year from that moment alone

Sometimes my gut feeling just tells me they know

>sky have magically unblocked 4chan from their DNS filter thing again

wahey, back to wifi, I can now view images without checking the filesize first without having to worry about my mobile data allowance

>>36375445
>can separate his own beliefs from the political platform he represents
Seems pretty based, desu. The interviewer is being a bit of a tool.
t. homo

>>36375552

No president Xi, I can't take anymore

>>36375631
>The interviewer is being a bit of a tool.
I know this is a tired old line, but would they grill a Muslim like that? As long as he's not actively harming the gay community he's entitled to his opinion. Does this mean the non-commie lefties have no one to vote for now?

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Get A* on your exams

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>>36375681
>have an A* in A-level maths
>work in a call centre

hmm

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What time do you usually go to bed and wake up?

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Stay away from our women

>tfw mummy and daddy are fugging right now

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Don't block tanks

>>36375794
>>36375769
>>36375755
I hate you so fucking much lad

>>36375769
our women now lad

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Reminder to report all xi posts as spam!

such a twat

just hit that perfect level of warm comfy from drinking here lads

life doesn't get much better than this

>>36375836
>Thinking mods care about this place

lol

>>36375794
>>36375769
>>36375755
>>36375681
This forced meme shit is so unfunny. It's basically just this >>36375552 ad infinitum

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Went seeing my second ever escort today, after having only seen the one girl for the last 2+ months

At the end she said I was cute and thanked me for making her orgasm.

>>36375794
>>36375769
>>36375755
>>36375681
This is just sad at this point.
Give it a rest mate.

I've got a name for all these Xi Jinping posts

Operation Yangtze

>>36375794
>>36375769
>>36375755
>>36375681
Actually kill yourself, the quality of this thread would instantly improve

came on my church trousers lads

>>36375869
>>36375899

I'm almost certain it's at least 3 people

>>36375807
>>36375899
>>36375928

>Implying it's one guy

Fucking too tired to do anything, don't want to go to sleep cause I don't want to wake up early though. Pure suffering.

>>36375949
If it's more than one this place needs to be violently cleansed

>tfw you sincerely wanted to ask a question>>36375755
>tfw you used Xi as an image for the lulz
>tfw you got lumped in with the Xi spammers and no one responded

Wo ai Xi

>>36375943
>>36375949
They're all as bad as each other then and each need to kill themselves. They should organise a suicide pact together if they must, which is probable as they're each as pathetic as each other and couldn't go through with that their own.

>>36376013

Wo ye ai Xi

>>36375949
3 guys are retarded and bad at forcing memes then instead of 1

he's making the most amateur mistake possible

favourite episode of x-files lads?

>there is actual people in /britfeel/ interested in China
>they didn't just learn about chink history and culture through dynasty warriors

fucking plebs

>>36375755
>>36375769
time is too close for one perosn

>>36375769
>>36375794
>>36375066

different filenames

Imagine being this triggered lads

Qiangpo zhexie mo yin zai wo shenbian

>>36376059

Favourite episode of Xi-files?

>>36376060
>playing video games

millennial manchild spotted

Ching chang chong ding a ling.

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>>36376059
Flukeman is definitely up there

also
>tfw no 90s Scully wife
or
>tfw no 2010s Scully mummy gf

https://youtu.be/Xydv-rqmVr4

>tfw when wanking to vids of fat girls putting on jeans

i can't remember the last time i looked at "normal" porn

Lad from other day that said his housemate hasn't paid him rent and keeps making excuses.

>"You'll get it tomorrow when the money clears to my bank"
>It's now tomorrow
>"Well I mean American time so it's going to be 2am Wednesday"
>"It's gonna be 6am because of daylight savings time"

How long are the bad excuses gonna continue...

I've literally noticed no dip in thread quality since Xi posting. This place is the usual cesspool, if anything it's an improvement over the 'lol I would bum len lads, n-no homo' or 'lads I've improved my life and seeing a stylist to tell me what to wear for my outing with my mates tonight lol' shit

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>>36376060
>Playing musou shit
Not even Berserk will convince me to sit through that garbage

>>36376134
The fact women can pass this off as something attractive disgusts me, I hate the modern world.

>>36376134
Thanks for fucking reminding me https://stufferdb.com/picture?/77013/category/2127-videos

>>36376059
Only watched a few episodes. Just cant be bothered desu.

>>36376167
Blame us not them. I hate this fetish
https://stufferdb.com/picture?/118546/category/2127-videos

>>36376153
Subtle, real subtle.

>After the end of X-Files Scully still doesn't believe in aliens

>Xi posting
>Xi is pronounced like 'Shi' from 'Ship'

>Xiposting = Shiposting

Coincidence, huh?

>>36376107
The one where a "communist" government has such lax rules on safety that it causes a half dozen massively underpaid workers to die

>>36376149
m8 just tell him you don't have the money to fully pay the bill and that you both will be out on your asses if he doesn't get some money to you very quickly

>>36376202
https://stufferdb.com/picture?/93109/category/2127-videos
>Be attractive woman
>ruin it all for no fucking reason
thank fuck obesity kills people, they fucking deserve it.

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>>36376237
the plot thickens lads..

>>36376149

Those aren't excuses, he's taking the piss.

>Found a way to eat loads of chocolate
>Worth doesn't go down as men still attracted

You're just jealous of fat girls 2bh

>women demand that they take up 50% of the jobs marketplace or it's sexism
>refuse to go out with men who don't earn much money

what did roasties mean by this?

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This guy blocks your path with a throbbing meme ready to force it inside of you. What do you do?

>Go to /britfeel/
>Want to learn Chinese
>Get a lethal dose of memes instead

>>36376353
Apply sanctions and watch his entire economy crumble

>>36375277
They're usually older than they say too. Not that the number matters if they look good.

I wonder what the next forced meme will be

>shooting old men on live stream
>protesters beating the shit out of each other
>another muslim with a gun going crazy
Is it time for us to retake America and sort them out lads?

>>36376080
And imagine being so fucking bland that you can't even post about the mundane shit in your life like everybody else on r9k that you have to force the exact same god-awful unfunny trashy memes which each play out with the exact same fucking joke which was not even funny in the slightest the first time it was posted here just for the small satisfaction of being that goofy little retard scumfuck cunt who thinks their shitty little memes are absolutely hilarious enough to be spammed in a thread full of balding NEET social outcast nobodies who'll be found dead aged 30-something after hanging themselves while listening to EDM in their council flat

>>36376528
>30-something
You're too kind.

>>36376471
nah leave em to it, yanks love all that old west stuff

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Relax with Tai Chi

>>36376307
The better the job they have the better the men they have access to

>>36376455
>>36376353
>>36375552
This one seems fresh

>>36376528
hey, im not balding

>>36376528
>while listening to EDM
IDM actually

>tfw extremely attracted to older women or young women
>hate women my own age

>>36376691
t. Oedipus complex pedo

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>>36376528
>>36376627

This is the effect of balding on a britfeel poster

What we think of that lefty roastie getting btfo in yankland lads?

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>>36374825
Thinking about watching a movie lads.

Might watch that one with Scarlett Johansen and Chris Pratt on the space ship.

Or I might try and get my mate to watch Event Horizon with me.

Either way, I'll post my waifu.

Should I get a prozzy lads?

I really want a non-filthy older woman but they are hard to find on adult work

also it says this on a prozzy I was looking at

>four positive reviews in the past two weeks!

Sounds great!

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Xi thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Xi guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Kettle chips on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about fucking Xi. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Xifag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Stop farming." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>Some guy casually mentions wanting to learn Chinese
>This sparks a 3 day meme forcing campaign

What kind of autism causes stuff like this to happen?

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I took LSD tonight, i messaged my best friends (all 2 of them) and made an ass of my self, hows your day been?

>>36376785
Weaponised chinese autism. that's what

>>36376763

Shame, I thought this was OC but it's just pasta as stale as Tesco bread

Is it alright to eat five day out of date bread if it's not moldy or stale?

>>36376792
don't let the spiders get you

>>36376849
>stale
fuck you, i changed 'doritos' to 'kettle chips'

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>>36376858
No spiders here, only regrets and feels

>>36376865

>Laughs at Xi posting
>Thinks kettle chips is a good meme

>>36374811
How did you get fired from Argos, lad? I'm a part-timer.

>>36376792
>he actually has TWO BEST friends
chads aren't really welcome here mate

>>36376866
spill the beans, what was said? was the LSD loadsa fun?

>>36376792
How did you make these so called "friends"?

>>36376884
at least 7 times better than xi posting, at least it actually has roots in britfeel

>>36374818
I dont drive but live in blackburn. Place is a shithole and its full of pakis.

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>>36376892
>they stuck with me since childhood despite my shit
>i ruined it all in one night
lucky me
>>36376905
^ read above, they stuck with me

>>36376897
I didn't even say anything bad in normie standards, but they are used to me being a silent stone man that shows no emotions and i asked to see them tonight and they said they were busy, lets just say i opened up to them which is unlike me and tomorrow i won't have friends my hunch is correct :)

>>36373515
No TV signal in my room, also I like background noise provided by family

>>36374811
haha, bigger loser than me
Only fired 4 times, quit once

Lads, at what point did you realise you weren't like other people?

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>>36376758
Why do you want to watch objectively bad movies?

>>36377022
>haha, bigger loser than me
I will literally fight you

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Pic related is my favourite astronaut, Ed White. Died way too young. Handsome lad, too.

>>36377044
Because watching good movies prompts emotions and I'd rather not feel anything tbqh.

>>36376758
>Might watch that one with Scarlett Johansen and Chris Pratt on the space ship.
Wrong generic American actress

>>36376968
4,000 holes
you going next retro night

>>36377067
Implying there aren't good films that aren't supposed to make you feel anything

>>36376970
What did you do to fuck things up?

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Did the steam servers go down?

What the fuck happened to Kev poster lads

>>36377070
Oh, Jennifer Lawrence, right you are.

>>36377100
Eh. That might make me think, and I've spent the past few days doing things. It's like why I watch battle harem anime. Sometimes I just want to watch some dumb shit that I've basically seen before, and look at anime tiddies.

>>36377134
Chinese assassinated him

>>36377134
t. Kev poster

>>36377134
>Kev poster
Who?

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stop being prison gay

The world has gone to the fucking dogs lads. Opened a walkers multipack and I'm fucking disgusted. Get this. Every single fucking flavour there except no Salt and Vinegar. The packaging clearly states 4x Salt and Vinegar. I'm not going to settle for it. I'll take it to the fat cats at Walkers if I fucking have to.

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Yank here fancy a cuppa?

>>36377132
yes I have currently lost connection and will rejoin the chat automatically when connection is regained

>>36377175
Sexy fucking Kev
>>36377173
nop
but he's been my favourite part of these threads recently
KEV LAD, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE COME BACK

>>36377067
I hear ya lad, a few nights ago I watched cannibal holocaust and it absolutely ruined me

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>>36377115
Lets just say i opened up to them and im not that kind of person, no homo shit nothing like that, but tomorrow they will think im a complete ass and ill probably get faded by my last two friends

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>>36377231
I just restarted steam and it reconnected yay

>>36377134
>>36377237

Kev poster is also Hillman/Corrie poster, I've noticed a distinct lack of Hillman/Corrie threads recently too

>>36377199
Fucking travesty lad

>>36377208
People who do that are Godless

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Don't put milk in tea

>>36377132
dont they always go down on Tuesday for maintenance ?

Well Passengers isn't out on dvd yet, so it's not going to be at a decent quality on putlocker. Might just watch this zombie movie I heard about, Dead Snow. Apparently the zombies are honest to god nazis. Like, the zombies actually are cognizant enough to be nazis. So I'll watch that.

>>36377237
I too miss Kev. Sad to see his disappearance, instead we have this >>36377313
Chink who doesn't know how to make tea.

>>36377252
Go into more detail, jesus this is anonymous and you only have two friends.

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Don't let Kevposting ruin Yinggan

>>36377331
>Well Passengers isn't out on dvd yet
Yes it is, but I'd advise against watching it desu, not that good

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Who else here loves Xi poster

>>36377392
Is it? I couldn't find any sites with it.

I probably won't bother either way, I've loaded up dead snow now.

>>36377401
I want to break his neck

>>36374811
I got fired from Maccy-Dee's lad. Beat that.

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>>36376968
I went to your CEX once to pick up dark souls
I got a good deal because the case was standard but the disc was PTD edition
also it came with the art book and OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52L63FXDwk

Can't stop obsessing over chubby girl youtube videos thanks to you fuckers

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>>36377348
TLDR; I called them to hang out with me, they said they were busy, i acted like a little bitch about it, they gave me the silent treatment after that, i don't think i have friends tomorrow
that's about as clear as i can say it

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Should I put a bit of salt in my rice+water before cooking it in the rice cooker? I put more water in than rice but it still turned out stuck to the bottom of it and sticky today. Brown rice turned out better yesterday, today was white basmati and it turned out bad.


debating whether to go to my appoinment tommorow, i'm suprised it came so soon. I thought the NHS was shit. I went to my GP 2 weeks ago and now i'm already at the specialists. I don't know if I should thought, I refuse to take medication for one and I don't think therapy will even help, theres nothing else they can do. Its just an assessment anyway to see what "course of action" they can take so whatever

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>>36377425

Learn Kung Fu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ky8yzS4VZY
Is Larry a robot?

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Handle with care
From Amsterdam with love
It's what I think I'm hearing when the postman shoves
That brown paper parcel through the hole in the door

This time it's mine
Double wrapped in bubble wrap
I'm trying not to tear
and I can tell my bedroom cell
Will be far from hell
When I open up the corner and release that lovely smell

Thank you to the postman standing in his soggy rags
For getting up so early and delivering this doggy bag
Full of sticky magic just waiting to happen
Just as soon as I get done unraveling the wrapping

>>36377442
>Should I put a bit of salt in my rice+water before cooking it in the rice cooker?
yes
>I put more water in than rice but it still turned out stuck to the bottom of it and sticky today

Stir the rice every few minutes to stop this

>>36377422
streaming sites are shit, you can just pay like 3 pound a month for a VPN and you can torrent to your heart's content without mummy may knocking at your door

>>36377441
Jesus you're so melodramatic.

Just text them and ask if another day is good tomorrow morning.

>>36377431
why did you take a photo of the shop?

>>36377464
I fucking love getting drugs in the post

Love it when the postie comes and goes "Thank you!" when delivering it.

I say "No no no, thank YOU"

>>36377470
Are you supposed to do that though? theres like bubbling water and a load of hot steam, it says in the manual not to lift the lid and leave it on "warm" for 10mins after cooking

>>36377481
How do i explain my "sudden character change" today to them tomorrow?
"yeah it's no biggy i took some drugs so i felt like opening up to my homeys you know"?

>>36377533
>theres like bubbling water and a load of hot steam

there shouldn't be, you turn the heat down to medium once the water hits a boil

>>36377546
Yeah. What's wrong with you for fucksake? Is this your first time doing drugs? I'm sure your friends will understand if they've ever touched anything harder than green.

>>36377546
Yeah just tell them you took half a pill that you found in the little pocket of your jeans.

>>36377519
dunno, but it came in handy did it not?

Easter weekend saw a record number of sea migrants into Italy from North Africa, with more than 8,300 migrants taking advantage of the good weather and calm seas to make the perilous crossing.

>http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/18/update-record-8300-migrants-cross-africa-italy-easter-weekend/

Another 250,00 expected this summer and every summer from now on. Europe is fucked. lads

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>>36377589
>>36377594
If you say so, but my whole relationship with them has been on the grounds that i've been straight edge and never bothered them, they were the ones that asked me to hang out and shit
I hope you're right and yeah now that i think it out loud it sounds pretty retarded but i hope you're right

>>36377474
Lad, I don't think anyone's going to be coming after me for torrenting anyway. It's just a little too much effort for me. I'm a lazy bastard.

>>36377604
all the CEX look the same, except this one used to be a bike shop, and a bar before that, but that is probably way before your time.

>>36377563
He's using a rice cooker, not doing it in a pan, lad

>>36377623
We should just sink them

>>36377657
Fucking poshos have it too easy these days. If he has a rice cooker why is it coming out wrong

>>36377634
I actually went to look at a yamaha neo scooter from that very shop when I was 16
I was puzzled as to where the CEX was because I knew it couldn't be the bike shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRA7weVyLs

Doing a listen.

>>36377674
>poshos
I don't know, it was only a cheap one I imagine, like 20 quid or less. Its only small and has one basic function of "cook and warm". Also I don't even think our cooker works so yeah.

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>len just ignores me then goes offline

>>36377663
Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge lad.

Do you rekon this Xi meme will die down

>>36377772
fucking ell lad and you can't even quints right

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>>36377772
Because I'm FUCKING SICK OF YOU

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>>36377772
Don't worry lad, no steam messages are going through.

Hope euros enjoy their migrants

>Tfw comfy post brexit island.

>>36377772

Why do you think he gives a shit about you?

I don't know if that angry Lenner is real. I don't think he's capable of anger, just a calm, composed shove into the nearest canal.

>>36377681
RIP bike shop. i think it relocated, or went bust, i don't know or care.
the real question is do you remember the bar?

>>36377818
Brexit was a mistake lad.

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>>36377772
Weird I was sending people messages but getting no reply so I just signed out, take your appointment seriously tomorrow was basically what I said.

gotta go to bed now, barely slept last night


night night ebin lad

night night gon lad

night night saku lad

night night snek lad

night night writing lad

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>>36377818
who knew /brexit/ was actually a vote for /comfy/

>>36377796
>not using the shadow len one

>>36377861
nope, was never aware that building was ever a bar
and why would I be, i'm not local

Can someone explain the appeal of having a waifu?

>>36377902
It's a bit like the appeal of Brexit lad.

No one really understands it.

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>>36377872
>all them harem members


who will be CANAL'D first?

>>36377867
Without brexit those migrants would be coming here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6LUvgbd4SA

>>36377774
It's a good solution, you numpty

>>36374826
Fuking SAGE
>tfw You have to hold your head in your hands as you ashmatically laugh and nearlly faint
YOU fucking crack me up

bullets and or rope are wasted on this &**!*! can we make it pay for them

>>36377950
>Kill them all, it's a good solution, and yes Dad I am an atheist and you can't do anything about it!

I tip my fedora to you, sir.

>>36377933
Pick me, Len. Pick me, Len! PICK ME, LEN!!!

Any of you lads watching The Expanse?

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Anyone else seen this kino?

Available to watch on Youtube for free

>>36377936
They wouldn't. You've fundamentally misunderstood the nature of our relationship with the EU.

And even if they did, so what? There's plenty of room here.

>>36378021
>plenty of room
>major housing crisis

>>36377984
What do you suggest we do with them?

>>36378035
Only in the south east lad.

>>36378021
>Merkel literally threatening other countries to take migrants

>>36378060
Everyone should take their fair share. It's only right.

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>Tony Blair urges voters to back any candidate who opposes Brexit amid speculation that he will campaign with the Liberal Democrats

>>36378079

Now we are not in the EU, we won't have to take in our 'fair share'

>>36378103
We're still in the EU. And I think it's a shame you have that attitude mate. What if it was your country that was torn apart by war?

I'm in a Premier Inn tonight. Who here /PremierBreakfast/? My IBS is playing up so I'll hardly be able to eat anything but I may as well get it since it's on the company.

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Lib Dems are the reddit party

>>36378125
not that lad but implying I wouldn't take up the soonest opportunity to die

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>>36378014
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12776159
Is that the farmer
of course its the fucking farmer

>>36378014
Overrated. All the shit on the farm sucks.

>>36378130
I've had it before. It's surprisingly good. It's not great or anything but it's a lot better than I thought it would be.

>tfw soon the red flag will fly over london
>we will march down the streets chanting the internationale
>the streets will be lined with bankers hanged from lampposts
glorious comrades, glorious

>>36378133
Why are 11 people voting for a 90s sitcom?

>>36378014
Monty is going to fuck you up the bum lad
You like Whale cock dont you lad

>>36378130
Also pretty shit that your company puts you up in such a shit hotel. When I travel on business it's always 5 star.

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>>36378125

Turn away refugees

/r/uk are wanking themselves off over this lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6627cq/i_bought_conservatives2017couk_uk_com_and/

>>36377427
I havent had sex in nearly 5 years

The jobcentre made me do a work placement at my local B&M for two weeks. I was fired on the fourth day because of my social anxiety. The manager told me he'd tell the jobcentre I'd worked the full two weeks. It was pretty cool.

>chinky hooker near me
>looks ok
>70 quid for 30 minutes

Sound ok lads?

>>36378337
he sounds based tbf, shouldve asked him if theres any back room stuff to do

Serious question lads. Why do girls get boob jobs? It never really occured to me until a girl I know got one. Is there any men that actually like that shit? All I see is people demonizing them

>>36378351
You get what you pay for

Roboto achbar

>>36378361
He might have taken that as a sexual advance.

>>36378366
I've known girls who got them who would stress "It's NOT for men it's for ME".

But I don't get that excuse, they are increasing the size of a sexual characteristic that men like. Bigger boobs cause back pain and are awkward so a girl wouldn't want bigger ones for herself.

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>>36378351

Book an appointment with her

>>36378400
that was intended

>>36378402
>"It's NOT for men it's for ME".

When they say that it means "It's to feel superior to other women"

>>36378361
I was told I wasn't very good at the job and with a more than obvious hint that they didn't want me there. Spent the next week playing video games.

>>36378258
>/r/uk
sorry lad, time for you to go back to your own kind
you don't belong here.

To put it in terms you'll understand
>you should le leave le brtifeel

I like small perky breasts desu.

Asian tits are nice

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I hope you guys are voting for based Jezza in the upcoming election. The Tories will take your bennies if you don't.

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>>36378351
There's a 40 year old polish hooker near me that's 80 quid for an hour.

Might go for it but my bell end would probably disintigrate from STIs.

Also, any of you lads find that shagging prostitutes isn't as depressing as you thought it'd be? I find it surprisingly easy to forget the life of torment that led them to the position where they were prostituting themselves.

It feels completely different from normal sex, just like an advanced wank using a human bean.

>>36378351
Seems a bit expensive, most around here are 50-60 for half an hour. Unless shes through an agency, then she's cheap as fuck

>tfw only pay 20 quid for happy endings with a 37 year old chinese woman
>we had sex last time because she said she was extremely horny and wanted to get it off her chest for her next customers

progress lads, soon I'll be having sex for free with women like the chads do!

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Vote for Yingguo to become a province of PRC

>>36378351
Thats a lot to pay for STD(s)
check out Chink Shit General

>>>/g/59950827

they will get you a tenth of the price thats twice as good might only last two Cums but at that price who cares
>>>/g/59950827

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>>36378488
Vote for Jeb!

>>36378511
no idea who that even is

Would the Chinese government realistically have any reason to shill here, or is it definitely just one autist?

>>36378511
Jeb a fucking nurse

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>Ah yes the cuckservatives will surely stop immigration

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>>36378559
Based Major

>>36378079
How is having your countries demographics permanently changed overtly criminal tax sponges fair?

>>36378556
It is literally one Autism Autitum
isnt that a guy councillor from Lincolnshire though
or any nowhere place nobody gives a hit about

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39618553

Congratulations president Xi on doing a great job.

Watching Logan at the mo. It's nice seeing wolverine actually doing wolverine style killing but I'm bored with it already

>>36378612

>Lincolnshire councillor shilling for Xi on /r9k/

Doubtful m8

>>36378621
I'm bored with everything at the moment desu, can't remember the last time a bit of media stirred an emotion in me positive or negative.

>>36378594
Why are demographics so precious to you? It's just numbers.

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we commin for you white boi

>>36378621
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>>36378652
I'm neutral with everything too. The only thing I lust is death

>>36378559
Michael Howard was our last chance

>>36378685
would love to have my conciousness just wiped out atm desu

>>36378685
>>36378731
Same. The only thing I lust is a lethal dose of morphine.

>>36378654
Because Brazil and South America are such utopias

>>36378788
Brazil is in South America.

You ever been? I had a great time in Rio.

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How many chinks we have on /britfeel/

>>36378846

Wo bu shi zhong guo ren, wo shi ying guo ren

>>36378826
Yes I had a terrible time in Rio

>>36378746
Saw a documentary tonight on Channel 5 about Strangeways that mentioned Harold 'OAPs on the Scrapheap' Shipman. Says he gave free GP consultations to the prisoners whilst he was inside.

Nice guy, don't care what the media says about him.

8 is a lucky number in China

>>36378875
What happened? Didn't you get laid?

>>36378896
Hence Nick Leeson's "88888 Account"

>>36378898
>getting laid in rio
you mean get benis'd

>>36378846
>HERRO HAPPY PALACE MAY AI TAKE YO ODER PREASE

Much prefer chink takeaway customer service to indian though. Indians try too hard to be like normal people, at least the chinese are polite without putting on the pretense of being able to interact naturally with the British.

Hate the dreams I have when I try to punch someone or run away but it feels like I'm underwater and have no strength. Terrible feeling, and I feel about the same in reality too

>>36378898
Gangs of half castes are trying to rob you on every street corner. It's not to dissimilar from Brixton to be honest

Dubs confirm Xi will get the 88888 get

what is it called when someone judges another person based on their own morals/ignorance?

for example if someone calls another person weird for liking a particular thing because they are ignorant and insecure

>>36378951
Nah I got a good shag there with a bird. I know first hand she was a girl, haha.
>>36378969
Brixton is gentrified now and has been for 10 years.

Beginning to think you haven't been to Rio or Brixton to be honest.

>>36378968
I get ones like that except I'm knobbing women. Get my dick in but can't get the momentum to make a full thrust. Incredibly, nauseatingly frustrating desu.

>27% bf at 13st

does that sound normal?

>>36379046
nothing sounds normal to me these days lad

>>36379019
Loughborough Junction, St Mathews, Brixton Hill Angel Town and Summer Leyton are all still shitholes overtly criminal shit holes. Hipsters are all safe behind their doors after 9 and have absolutely nothing to do with the local wildlife

Stop being disingenuous

>>36379006
prejudice / irony ?

>>36379089
>Hipsters behind their doors after 9

Erm...

>>36379019
Brixton's full of whinging south of the river cunts though

>>36379110
wouldent say its prejudice because people could still experience something and not realize that they are judging someone based on insecurities

i normally say judgement of self but people dont know what the fuck i mean lol

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Date Chinese women

>>36379208
if it's based on insecurities then it could be physiological projection

>>36379150
Ok, that's true, but they avoid the groid as much, if not more than any right winger

>>36379208
>>36379313
psychological* fucking autocorrect