/britfeel/ Denzel movie marathon edition

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>>36368515

>tfw no AvriI gf

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the pepo chasing the kitty is the cutest thing

>>36368547
bashed it raw to her so many times when younger

>want a smartphone with a damn good camera

Dunno if I should get an honor 6x for 210 bongers or a S7 for 410 bongers.

Assuming it's not really dark and unlit, the honor 6x has about 90% as good quality as the galaxy.

Can't really justify paying an extra 200 for that tiny bit of extra quality, its not like I care about specs anyway (though the honor 6x has good specs).

Could use the 200 bennies to get myself a K712 pro headphones to replace my somewhat broken DT990 pros.

>tfw falling for a fictional character

I think I get the waifu thing now lads, I'd rather get off the autism ride before it goes any further than this though.

Need to do research on who to vote for but reading Leddit comments is making me want to vote for the Tories to spite those fags.

>>36368586
Link? Or what sub if the nazi mods wont allow it.

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>done absolutely nothing all day again
>mum brought home chicken selects for me, ate them then read that thats 600 calories (!)
>my rice turned out shite and completely sticky again


tragic scenes lads, I used to actually follow the politics but its all so tiresome now. Going to ignore it all and abstain again probably

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>>36368570
as a young lad i was beating my dick dry to shakira

>>36368586
>voting

I know this is a bit of a tired meme but I can't find any party that represents me at all.

Odds get drunk
evens get stoned
dubs smoke more heroin

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>>36368515
Been on a Mark Lamarr binge for some weird reason. Started with NMTB this morning and now I'm watching his stand up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13roSy7kdLI

>>36368547
QT at my work is an 'alt-girl'.
>tfw never gonna bang her because I fucked up and got married.
Doubt she'd give a fuck if I wasn't.

>>36368622
Make your own political party anon

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>>36368584
I was utterly obsessed with the girl from UBOS as a child desu

so fucking weird looking back on it, and it probably keeps me from repeating the mistake with anime now

What ever happened to Milk Cat?

>tfw go to make an appointment with doctor about the voices in your head getting worse and have to wait 3 weeks

god save the nhs

>>36368614
It's just the comments on the front page post "Theresa May announces snap election for June 8th".

any actual good parties? the tories under fund education, local councils, nhs, and the police force. labour are immigrant cucks.

>>36368651
Tbqh I just want labour but without the immigration.

>>36368645
>tfw I had this on vhs

>>36368660
I prefer milk monkey

What do you "hear" when you read posts on /britfeel/?

I'M FED UP OF THIS WORLD!

EVERYBODY BETRAY ME

>>36368693
angry black people from north london when i read the posts desu

>>36368661
>go to make an appointment with the NHS several years ago
>get an appointment within the week
>go to make an appointment with the NHS now
>I'm sorry, Mr. Scumkowski and his 10 children are booked in for the next 3 weeks

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Reminder to have a cheeky wank lads.

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>>36368691
Milk Monkey?

>>36368661
Went to the doctors a few years back about depression.

>get a questionnaire and asked to come back in 3 weeks.

>questionnaire asks if I have suicidal thoughs.

Good one lads.
Never went to the apointment anyways so guess it's not a biggy.

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Just had to use a program to take DRM off a fucking e-book i want to use for an essay because the only way to get it is a digital download that expires after 3 days.

I looked on libgen etc and everything....

man this world is annoying.

>>36368619
Rice cooker(ing)? rice takes a while to get it right, and you need to fix little things depending on what rice you use. I like to double wash and slightly under water (1.3ish? cups per) short grain rice and have a little crispy bottom but nice above.

>>36368716
been eating mini eggs and wanking all day
not sure where to go in life from here

>>36368693
I dont think I could describe it in words, it's different depending on the post though.

>>36368725
honestly thought you were gonna post it

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>>36368680
I did too. Think it was taped from the tv though.

Mark had some decent tunes on his radio shows as well. It's weird, I can name several radio personalities from the late 90s-mid 00s but no idea about the whose who of radio now.

>>36368668
They're predicting a Lib Dem surge. Wonder if they know Farron was against gay marriage?

with this election threads are going to get distinctly uncomfy until about july. Why didn't she think about this the whore?

Homeless anon if by some miracle you are in manchester i could give you some supplies from when i was on the streets

Keep your shirt tucked in lad, makes a world of difference for the cold.

>>36368818
I remember when people from the radio then started popping up on tv and I was annoyed because I had an image of them in my head and it was ruined.

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>>36368531
motion of proposal for TRAPS - IN passes by 1 vote to 0

congratulations mummy may will now be enacting the NEET sissy rehabilitation scheme. Anyone who is a NEET for over 3 months will be forced to either get a job or take hormone therapy treatment and become a qt trap to be used by recipients of the free GF scheme

>>36368693
the teacher from the snoopy cartoons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_BU5hR9gXE

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>>36368515
For the ladies (white)

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36368815
What type of monster do you think I am?

Shitty mic but

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pomsNfDnV0

>>36368586
may I point you to
>>36366792

>>36368867

What happens to all the black lasses if andrew is busy with white women?

>>36368843
I know what you mean.
Mark Lamarr was okay because he did Big Breakfast etc so I knew what he looked like, but Steve Lamacq surprised me when I saw him on top of the pops.

Playing Donkey Kong Country on 3ds lads.

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Guess I'll vote UKIP for a laugh

>>36368917
They rant on Twitter about the ebil whyte man

sips tea

>>36368873
you fucker lad

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>>36368927
>Steve Lamacq
Although to be fair I would never expect anyone to look like this

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>>36368981
You should really learn not to trust people that easily

how come the thread slowed down so much?

do we need some quality baits in here?

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Is murder a chic crime?

>>36369066
Everyone has gone to britpol to argue

Ginger bird on the chase is strangley tidy.

>>36368951
what website is that from?

>>36369094
fun fact: the beast married his cousin

>>36368706
OI SHUTUP PHAM

>>36369123
He looks the tyoe to be fair. Isn't it illegal in England to do so?

>>36369155
lol no
it's a huge problem in certain migrant populations

>>36369104
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/newseatlookup.html

Just got back from me walk lads, found a genuine 2004 Sven goran eriksson coin down the canal

>>36369017
There is something artistically content about this image. Why the monkey continues his journey with his lowerhalf unclad in a bath of something slowly eating away at him, making him literally and metaphorically soft is left for the viewer to ponder. Perhaps he is shredding the misconception that certain hobbies are viewed by society as feminine and
'soft' and that impedes him from connecting connecting with the real world. What's worse? Society or the so called personal joys of life slowly eating away you.

>>36369155
It's legal because no one thought every single paki would be doing it and having mutant kids.

>>36369205
Bin it lad. He's a shit cunt.

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meh don't think i'll bother desu

Which one of you lids was this?

>>36368913

>>36369212
Put down the drugs mate

>>36369205
>back when we actually qualified and also made it to the quarters before losing to a good team
we never knew how good we had it

>>36369279
>tfw Scottish
>tfw never had a good team.

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What do?

Origami

now i have sticky toffee pud pud

How do I get a council flat? I've been NEET for 10 years and I cannot stand living here (in council accommodation with relatives) anymore. I want to be left alone.

>labour will never field an anti-immigration leader
Why even live?

>>36369356
Vote ukip you faggot.

>>36369362
Before dinner?

>>36368515
>tfw happy feel when March is finally crossed off.

UWU

>>36369356
accept the never ending reign of mummy may

>>36369388
nuh uh silly anon

>>36369374
If you're a white male, forget it

BNPanon (and others I guess) britpol is planning on taking them over.

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>random syrian refugee gets invited to a normie house party in Scotland

tell me lads? what's stopping you making friends

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getting a little spooked lads
random grill I dont know added me on facebook.
Has mutuals with people I dont talk to and have been reminded I need to remove.

Why do people do this to me
for what reason would you add someone you dont know who's page looks dead

>>36369356
Both are retarded.

Tories have been in too long and need their necks wound in, UKIP.

>>36369418
How would being a paki or nigger male be any better?

>>36369431
what are you on about lad? whats happening?

>>36368640
you the same lad that was smoking it last night

>>36369439
Im not a refugee
Just a ugly homeless guy who steals wifi and elecy

>>36369456
You actually get points for being an ethnic.
I'm not even kidding. YOU GET 2 POINTS FOR NOT BEING WHITE.

>>36369258
>>36369356
where do you check this?

orgigi

>>36369487
The sad thing is, I genuinely do not know if you're joking or not...

>>36369431

I'm not sure who I'll vote for this time, probably Tories, although far from enthusiastically, it's just that Theresa seems to be doing a good job of a hard brexit, so I'd rather she had less hinderance to get on with that job.

BNP haven't even announced contesting any seats yet. brit/pol/ have traditionally been very hostile to the BNP in the past, so this seems odd.

>>36369491
See
>>36369177

[Spoiler?]You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (8.57% content).

>>36369527
not sure i want to actually enter my postcode on a site like that desu, but thank you for helping me lad

>my only friend just told me she's moving to manchester for uni

Who the fuck will I play the Pokemon TCG with now

>>36369449
maybe you are attractive

>>36369517
>Good job
>Hard Brexit

Pick one lad.

I hope this GE just blocks Brexit and ends this stupid failed social experiment for good.

>>36369439
I've not been invited to a house party.

>>36369563
Lots of good jobs don't require the EU to function lad.

>>36369563

There is no way we are staying in the EU, just accept reality lad.

>>36369439
I always found halls and house parties really boring and slightly depressing.

did find myself in a girls room once only to be autistic, leave and go play league of legends drunk in my room.

Why is there no fun quickplay game on the 3ds except kirby and mario shit?

>>36369465
Just a couple of lads LARPing about infiltrating the party

>>36369468
Yeah thats me. Bad mood has carried over. Might just snort it and get wrecked.

>>36369604
>I always found halls and house parties really boring and slightly depressing.

They are, especially when it gets to early morning.

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Post your local MP lads. Dont think you'll top this.

>>36369668
haha lad that's fucking kwasi!

>>36369439
Is he doing coke? What a fucking baller.

Supposed to be travelling for work in an hour or so but feel terrible. Not sure I'm extremely tired or genuinely likely to vomit. Think I'm gonna try a nap first

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>>36369668
I don't know what to think of this.

Origami

>>36369680
Based African Tory debating working class scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLgTlzlBOmY&t=193s

>>36369668
he looks like johnson from peep show got fat

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>>36369668
are all MPs foreign?

I think my anxiety issues have had a knock on effect in other areas

I speedrun computer games because I'm a massive fucking nerd and if I'm on a good run, I get all the symptoms I get from an anxiety attack. Rapid heart rate, uncontrollable shaking, dry mouth, it's fucking horrible.

I'll never understand adrenaline junkies. This shit is unbearable.

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oh fuck, my mp is only bloody bill clinton

>>36369736
Was johnson supposed to be a yank?

>>36369601
Ha.... HAHAHA.
People actually think this.
We either sell out to corporations and charge 0 tax as an incentive for them to stay here or all of the high skilled workers move to France/Germany.

>>36369602
Nah, we could in theory just join gain 2 seconds after article 50. It will happen. Maybe not for a year or so, but when people finally go "Holy shit, the cost of living is really high now and we can no-longer blame brown people or immigration".

>>36369449
Maybe you have a stalker

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>>36369668
>>36369754
more beautiful brown :) wouldn't have it any other way, thank you progressive society :) :) :)

>>36369771
I have a good job and it's completely within the UK, British company, British industry, British workers

>>36369770
i don't recall, but johnson seems like the sort that build his life off of trump

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>>36369668
origami killer

>>36369771
>Nah, we could in theory just join gain 2 seconds after article 50

Really? I was under the impression it wast up to other EU states who to let in and there was no way they would let the UK back after leaving

>>36369552
I do not consider myself attractive and have never gotten attention before.
>>36369783
I dont know how I would have gained one, I rarely go out, dont have any real friends and dont talk to people online

>>36369356
changing pms half way through brexit negotiations would be bad

>>36369723
Ken is a slimy little cockroach

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I'm gonna be voting Lib Dems 2bh

>>36369844
>claims to represent the working class
>supports mass immigration which mostly damages the working class

politics is for normies so cut it out

>>36369869
>don't blame the immigrants
>blame the government
>the government who lets the immigrants in
>don't blame the immigrants
>blame the government

repeat

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>>36369868
good lad good lad

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>labour
>mfw we voted leave

>>36369723
fuck me did ken even want to let him speak or just want to verbally jerk himself off

Whatever happened to Tinchy Stryder?

>>36369788
Tell me your industry and I'll explain why you're wrong.

>>36369943
civil defense

>>36369892
>he hasn't realised the voting system was literally designed by the tories to keep them in power

>>36369633
did smoking it not have the desired effect
that's why I only did it the once
I hope you mood changes lad, but I know the feeling all too well, sometimes getting fucked up is what's needed

>>36369943
I'm general manager of a Tesco express.

>>36369943
I'm one of those old white guys who runs an appliance shop that no one goes in but its stayed open for 40 years

>>36369943

I work in the wine industry (logistics), Brexit won't be bad for me.

>>36369771
Rejoining the EU means joining schengen and the euro. Good job selling that to voters.

>>36369943
I'm a worthless shut in NEET

>>36369943

I'm a low intelligence white van driver

>>36369942
He strode an inch in that direction and got tired

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what's your weight and height lads? I'm 5'10

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>>36369943

I am president of China, tell me why Brexit will be bad for me?

>>36370090
5'7 and too much. I don't have a scale but I have a soft gut that disgusts me.

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>>36369943

I work as a GP, my job does not require the EU to function

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Dinners smelling good lads. What's everyone having?

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>>36369943

I am a weatherman, I don't need the EU for my job

5'8, ~120lbs, pretty gross

>>36370090
>5'10
>13 and a half stone
>unless I've just had a shit

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>>36369943

I am a bus driver, I don't need the EU

>>36370149
Ristorante Pizza

>>36370090
>5'10
>~145lbs

Eat like a pig but play 5-a-sides on a Sunday and do some weights now and again. Feeling good rn.

>>36369868
You're voting for a Christian man against homosexuality

Good call!

>>36370181
No one needs the EU to function but having free trade in one of the biggest economic groups in the world helps literally everything else in someway. The EU is full of smart people who know what you want better than you.

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>>36369943
I work in food supply.

No way Brexit is going to affect me :^)
:)
:|
:/
:'(
:'''(

Voting Cons only because Ukip will be a waste.

>>36368725
Fuck, I got tricked.

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>>36370090
6'3 and 13 stone ish. sometimes i am 12 and a half but i usually put on weight essay times with takeaways.

>>36370221
>The EU is full of smart people who know what you want better than you.

Unpatriotic cuck

>>36369212
He's becoming one with the milk lad, it's like the end of evangelion where everyone became LCL fluid or whatever the fuck happened.

He may no longer be a strong resilient gorilla, but he is now chocolate milk ready to take the shape of anything he is poured into.

>>36370205
reeeeeeeeeee I wish I had friends to play 5-a-side with

>>36370327
Same here, but I just know it's going to be full of hyper-competitive chad normies

>>36369943
GCHQ
Head of Meme development

>>36370090
5'4 230lbs
yeah, I know

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One of you told me to try out OkCupid.

jesus fucking christ.

>>36370345
I played it before with a group of friends who weren't very into it and ended up just not turning up a couple weeks in a row so we got kicked out, which was embarrassing.

when we played though, you were always playing against total mong normies who would be incredibly rude and un-nice for no reason tbph. I remember one ginger in particular who would go "cunt cunt cunt cunt" under his breath at you when he got close

>>36370396
fairly certain that's a catfish

>>36370396
why do white women want to end the white race

>>36370396
>open minded
>woke
>420
>hella
>gross
>creepy
>ew
>A FUCKING CAMGIRL lmao
jesus fucking christ

>>36370414
Why would anyone try to catfish people in fucking Colchester.

>>36369959
Go Away
>>36369986
Food supply, transit, new tax, currency, employment rights, customs checks, new workforce required. New costs will be paid for by consumers.
>>36370011
How do these exist?
>>36370043
Same as Tesco, unless you only sell British wine to British consumers, then you only have to worry about the increase on fuel tax, VED, transport tax, for all transport that requires fuel that goes through the EU before it goes to the UK.
>>36370072
No kebab for you lad.
>>36370104
All supply centers for Chinese goods will experience higher tax (Hello Amazon), consumption will decrease as prices go up.
>>36370121
GP's and doctors in the UK are ~60/40 UK/Other citizenship. Lot of NHS workers have already started to leave.
>>36370151
Scientific research across the EU will become a lot more expensive and complicated. UK will lagg behind the rest of Europe when it comes to research and innovation. Although this started 10 or so years ago, it will continue at a faster rate.
>>36370181
KYS, Plebs ride the bus.
But again, bus parts suppliers are in Europe, most engine development and chassis development done in the EU.

>>36370396
>tfw you know a girl and you're both really into each other but you know it wouldn't work because she loves weed and you hate it so dating would be an impossibility
It's one disagreement that makes a huge difference, otherwise we'd get engaged.

>>36370458
>I'll explain why you're wrong
>he doesn't

top kek

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>>36370457
why would a girl with 30k followers, mostly thirsty men, need an online dating profile?

>>36370396
I'd have thrown it in the trash as soon as I hit
>woke
this is the reddest of flags

>>36370483
Fair enough, she probably makes more money than me.

>>36370483
30K betas, she wants 1 chad

>>36370483
I literally cannot describe just how sickened I feel right now

Do you guys think len is a top or a bottom?

>>36370576
Top for definite, his parteners are at the bottom of a canal

>>36370576
Powerbottom desu

>>36370576
power bottom.

i would know.

>>36370597
>36370597
meet him in a motorway services bathroom eh lad?

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>>36370624
he wanted to take a walk after but i had to get home.

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There's a really big crane fly in my room can a anon that's more brave than me get rid of it?

Post waifus, I guess.

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these are the kind of people I have 80% match with

am i doomed to never find a cute looking introverted girl that likes vidya?

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>>36370646
dont hurt it!!!!!

i wish i could be in your room sometime haha

Cheeky waifu before i play PUBG top 1k hardcore squad games :)

>>36370668
your best bet is to find a shut-in NEETboi trap who literally lives to suck cock

>>36370450
Why do brainwashed retards want to do as the Jews tell them?

>>36370576
hes a versatile

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>gets light at 5am
>doesn't get dark till 8pm
>15+ hours of normie time every day for the next 3 months

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>>36370668
>qt goth
>doesn't want them.
Mate, I get matched with ugly chav birds.

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>>36370646
Get some spiders living in your room lad, natural pest-control

Someone bought me a place to stay in a hostel. Looks like i wont be needing my sleeping bag tonight!

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>>36370703
Where exactly could I find someone like that?

Asking for a friend

lads be honest with me
Im 25 and never had a gf relationship and dont really have any experience or observation of a healthy decent relationship dynamic.

I feel like this would fuck me over if by some chance I did get a gf or even friend?

What are the chances of me getting a gf and having a decent/good relationship on the first go

>>36370717
>tfw going to the beach on friday to have a bbq with my mates and get drunk listening to shitty top 40 music

oh the joys of being a robot feigning normiedom

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>>36370646
When I see a spider or crane fly I act like it's Dark Souls irl when I kill it.

wtf just heard a couple faint knocks and then what looked like several scatterings of dirt or moss or something fall off my roof down past my window

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Pic of hostel here

>>36370723
It was a crazy tumblr feminist.

>>36370770
Where are you lad? If you're in the west midlands you can sleep on my couch desu

>>36370752
FUCK OFF NORMIE

GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36370458
>No kebab for you lad.

I've never eaten a kebab in my life

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>>36370090
6'1 I was 10 and a half but now just under 10 stone
>>36370646
you need to splat it against the wall and leave the body there as an example to other crane fly's

>>36370770
I'm glad you got somewhere to stay lad, I'd probably still sleep in the sleeping bag you bought tho, who knows what's happened on those beds

>>36370791
South West mate. Thanks for offer though.

By the way everyone else here is female. I'm gonna have to pretend to be sleeping when they come in.

>>36369498
dont know if he is joking about the points thing but ethnic minorities are more likely to get a council flat

>>36370668
>he matches with girls

GO AWAY

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>>36370717
tell me about it, I miss waking up at 5-7pm when its fully dark. In the deepest winter I can go to sleep when its dark and wake up when its dark fo rmax comfy, fuck the daytime. Also this sunny weather has given everyone and their 3 kids and dog to leave the house and randomly make noise.

When out to wipe some birdshit off my car earlier and there was two kids playing football and what can only be described as a council estate mother shouting too, had to retreat back into the house. I don't even have the will to go to the local shop when its like this. Making me regress into full shut-in mode.

>>36370646
Crane flies are awful but dealable, I have a big book I use to just fly at them with but I haven't had any get in my room for years. Last year I had a bumble bee somehow get in even though my window was shut. Just heard a massive loud buzzing and then saw it, really did shit myself. Had to get someone to come and shoo it back out while I stood squriming from a distance

>>36370717

>Light as soon as I wake up
>Light well into the evening

pretty comfy desu

In June you've got 18 hours from 4am to 10pm

>>36370812
Where in the South West? I know a commune in Dartmoor would be happy to take you in.

>I'm 27

Fucking hell lads I'm even too old for uni girls now.

Not like I ever got uni girls, but at least I wasn't too old for them. Now I've got no hope.

Anyone else just waiting for some nervegear kind of thing so they can drop out of this world and live in a fantasy?

>>36370858
Uni girls love dating guys in their 30s.

>>36370858

I'm 23 with a 16 year old gf, if you're 27, you can easily yet uni girls.

They'd probably prefer you to their fellow student nu-males

>>36370856
Gloucester area. Dartmoor's a bit too far...

>>36370888
Can I be a 27 year old with a 16 year old gf....

>>36370770
shame you're not in london mate, I'd buy you some booze

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>>36370646
I hid under the covers for a bit but it's gone now. That's enough excitement for one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dUV8vEeMKI

>>36370090
5'5 and 7.4 stone

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>>36369668
think im in love with my mp tbqh. might give her a ring some day soon. what questions could i ask her lads?

>>36370883
I hope so, I'm working on getting myself in shape. Lots a few stone so far.

I'd hate to be in the situation where I get in shape, but now I'm a middle aged man that can only get fat 30+ women.

I should have got in shape in my early 20s...

>>36370915
are you getting shorter? didn't you say 5'6 the other day

>>36370908
just catch a train, not like they can fine a homeless person

>>36370942
I messed up the conversion from metric. I'm about 165cm

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>>36368660
Milk Cat 12

should I go to my mental health appoiment tommorow? say it is a 30 min assessment to judge what course of action they should take to help me. I don't see what they're going to do to help me though


Also my mum put i'm a "Straight Male" on my questionaire

>>36370960
How do you deal with being so short? how old are you

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>>36370483
looking through her stuff and fucking chortling at this

Got a feeling my mum's gonna chuck me out any day now.

Really worried lads.

>>36370888
>I'm 23 with a 16 year old gf, if you're 27

Nice.

I'm pushing 30 and my mum specifically told me to try going after 18-21 year olds because "it would be easier, you've got a house, a car a job they will like that".

t. mum married my 28 year old dad when she was 19

>>36370992
>How do you deal with being so short? how old are you
19. I can't really think of anything that I've been too short to do, but I can usually reach most things if I go on my tiptoes. I can also hide in crawl spaces, which is nice.

>>36370090
6'7" at 14st

>>36371024
I mean she isn't completely wrong. The more you have the more status you will

>>36371024
How do you think pakis get 14 year old white girls to fuck them?

>>36370769
probably a bird lad don't worry about it
fuck! i knew it was a mistake not wearing trainers

>>36371024
>you've got a house, a car a job

fuck off normie

>>36370396

Looks fake. also this is the competition lads:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=135270529

Fucking leafs man, hahahha taking a selfie with the fucking toilet in view hahahaha. Anyone got any cringy other profiles?

Getting drunk and watching Man on Fire lads.

>tfw you work really hard on something and only one person replies to your thread

>>36371162
I'll reply lad, what is it?

>>36371113
Free curries

Anyone else check dating sites occationally to see if anyone you know is there? I don't even have an account.

>>36371153
eating pizza, getting drunk and watching the snooker

Feel like watching a chinese movie

Any recs?

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>>36371174
ive been getting really into slasher type movies and thought this would get some nice discussion going on /tv/
[spoiler[10000 years in mspaint plsnobully[/spoiler]

>>36371179
No but I know that my friends have them because the cunts wont shut up about it

>>36371179
cant go on dating sites since fat girls started expecting chads it infuriates me.

>>36371196
Fallen Angels is really good.

>>36371203
>expecting any discussion on /tv/

you either post overdone memes or nonce shit if you want any replies

>>36371203
Hmm..leaning towards Jason and Freddy there. Have you seen Leslie Vernon?

>parents advised me to just pull a sickie because work wouldn't give me the holidays off to go to an anime convention with my mates

very conflicting feel right now

>>36371187
Comfy lad. On that strongbow how about you?

>>36371221
>was it autism?
>bane posting
>thoughts on this hinney
>the same handful of movies over and over

reminder to only date and marry virgins lads.

The likelihood of a girl divorcing you correlates with how many sexual partners she's had.

>>36371246
Carlsberg, not the best but it's what they had in the shop the other night

>>36371234
i was thinking creeper + victims, and not yet, but ill add it to the ones i still need to watch
cheers lad

>>36371240

If you're agency wouldn't risk it, Jarrick's and Gosha's never take days off. Also if they know you wanted it off they aren't stupid when you conveniently are ill.

>>36371266
>The likelihood of a girl divorcing you correlates with how many sexual partners she's had.
Says an infograph with no valuable data.

>>36371283
>>36371283
>Also if they know you wanted it off they aren't stupid

They have to prove this though don't they? What's to say I wasn't truly sick on those days.

I'm having to use my phone's internet tethered to browse 4chan now Sky are blocking 4chan.

Options for solutions to this problem:
>ask my mother out of the blue for her login details to her sky account
>pay for a VPN service
>tell my mother I will be paying for completely new internet and set up an account in my own name
>end my own life

>>36371266
Virgin girls are probably boring weirdos or ugly. Would rather take my chances of getting cheated on thank you very much

>>36371266
>reminder to only date and marry virgin lads
FTFY

>>36371380
Would her details be written down somewhere you can find?

I think anime has ruined me lads. I'm starting to find normal people to be disgusting.

>>36371396
>reminder to only date and marry virgin fembois
FTFY

>>36371417
Real girls have none of the charm of anime girls~!

>>36371419
Good luck laddy. I'm pretty sure most fembois are absolute whores.

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On Thaidarling again lads.

>42 years old

>>36371410
I've considered that but it would take me probably over 6 hours of searching through envelopes and hoping that I find one with her log in details. And most logins these days don't send you a permanent password: once you log-in for the first time they prompt you to set a password.

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Remember to vote for Jez.

>>36371508
yes commissar iam loyal to the party, no send to gulag please

>>36371380
>mum skys childblocker is blocking me from chat forums I go on, could you log into your account for me so I can change it so it wont block anything it deems as inappropriate for kids

>>36371024
She's right lad, no fucking point settling for a dried up roastie when you have capital

>>36371508
already am. even if i wasnt, labour would win here anyway.

mummy may can suck a fart out of my ass

>>36371151
He looks like the sort of guy who'd get too into twitter then turn into a tranny

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So bored lads. What should I do

>>36371203
You watched the Maniac remake lad? it's surprisingly top

>>36371475
Holy fuck.

originoli

>>36371540
what if I am too autistic to talk to my own mother?

>>36371601
are you worried she will think its porn?

>>36371380
>tfw Sky blocked porn for me
>told my dad it was blocking my bideo gaems

bet deep down he knew it was for porn

>>36370327
>>36370345
Play with a boy from my course and his friends from home. Pretty nice lads to be honest, not a chad among them.

>>36371583
originally read a book

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>>36371380
>"Mummy, skys blocking plenty of fish, how am I supposed to find a girlfriend, what's your password"

>>36370272
Jun is a big boy haha

https://youtu.be/2h6_WWMnI-8
Cute!

daily reminder a german invented rap
https://youtu.be/8-bgiiTxhzM

Lads, was my ex just trying to politely tell me she found me boring when she described herself as "too basic" for my "cultured" self, who likes Star Trek and space travel?

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Age: 37

Tempted lads

>>36371530
At least vote for him as a protest vote to protect our public services.

>>36371656
no, i think she was saying that she cant relate to you, and in consequence found it hard to form a strong connection.

>>36371672
Are these classy whores or mail order brides?

>>36371583
drink a glass of water and look out the window

>>36371672
id love to shoot a bit fat load of cum up her nose while my thumb is in her bum

>>36371672

Can't you just pay money and fuck an escort on adultwork? There is one near me 20 year old Romanian who does anal as extra, pretty tempted desu.

>>36371672
Legs look airbrushed, be careful anon.

Also this, >>36371687

>>36371672
>Quick
>group
>wo
>fighting
>cry best
>love beautiful
>fly
>vampire
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS???????

>>36371687
"marriage introductions". Girls that want husbands, no dating shit. And aren't trying to hide it.

So yeah mail order bride basically.

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>>36371583
Watch this
https://youtu.be/GAEhc-LqCFI

>>36371685
depressing thought to be honest. Not sure whether I should view this as a cock-up on my part.

>>36371672
incredibly plain

>>36371754
WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREET!

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>>36371641
I completely forgot this girl exists

>>36371591
not the remake, saw the original one ages ago though
ill stick it on tonight for some background viewing while i fuck around in the sims

>>36371725
that she can't speak English?

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>I'm a cute Asian woman looking for a sincere, honest and gentle man. I really want to meet someone who can walk and learn together. Also, I hope to meet the guy who can love my son because he is the most important thing in my life.

>My mail order wife's son

>>36371754
Pass this place most days senpai, Glaswegian?

>>36370940
>>36370883
Men age much better than women

If you are 30ish and decently /fit/ you can fuck uni chicks easy, some like the manly man look

>>36371803
fuck she's pretty good looking though, especially for what you find on those site. I have to refer to my moral compass for this one. Would she be down for having more kids with me?

>>36371803
A B O R T
B
O
R
T

Not that kind of abort, it's a bit late for that.

>>36371761
you where probably just not meant to be. no point in crying over silt milk lad. she was basic as she said. would you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone who thinks of themselves as too basic.

I watched a documentary once and a lot of these Thai girls are ex prostitutes trying to find a husband before their looks fade.

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>Have to go for haircut at the local barbers
>she always asks me what school I go to even though I've seen her 50 times
>Haven't been in school for 2 years


I fucking hate getting haircuts, thinking about just getting a buzzer so I can shave it short myself

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>>36371882
>tfw mummy still cuts my hair

>>36371635
n-not THAT big

>>36371803
But why Thai lad? You can find chinese ones just as easy if you're willing to date above 30 years old. In chink culture if you're a woman by the age of 30 and don't have kids you're a fucking failure to society so they resort to those kind of sites

>>36371808
Not if you're a bald manlet

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>>36371913
>tfw autism hair

>>36371919
Yeah but aren't they gonna be ugly if they never got married before 30?

>>36371882

>barber
>female

You go to a hairdresser's, go to a Turkish barber, they can't speak English so no awkward conversations.

Is it possible to be a drunk and also /fit/?

>>36371417
talking about 2D waifus and contrasting them to 3D women I think you will find 2D is far superior to 3D pig women.

take this, I saw some 3D women in my local anime society with green hair and it was dyed, it was fake and degenerate. 2D women don't have that, they are natural and can have naturally green hair and it be extremely cute (they are not green for attention).

If you look into the 3D world women are always imperfect, 2D will always be the ideal female.

>>36371971
oh god I hope so. even considering taking up weed because nights alone without a comfy buzz are like nails on a chalkboard

>Girls profile, section about ideal first date
>"go for something to eat or a drink then maybe a walk :) depends on how it goes depending on whether there would be a second date"
>go for something to eat or a drink then maybe a walk :)

Apart from the text being fucking indecipherable...

Why the fuck do girls always want to "Go for a walk"? They always list walking in their hobbies as well, walking is not a fucking hobby.Is going for a walk a euphemism or something?

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>>36371974
Don't get me started on all the space they take up

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>>36371948
>aren't they gonna be ugly

Oh for sure, but there's some occasional cute in that awkward ugly way ones out there and the people that use these sites are generally going for looks

>>36372011
Think she's implying you should take her somewhere special, not just dinner, drinks, fuck

Anyone got the link to the last thread?

>>36372011
yeah, walking isnt a hobby. going for walk is alright if you live really close to someone and you just want to get to know them. going for a pint is probably better though. going for a meal first date is dodgy because fuck paying paying all that money when you probably wont get a second date

>>36372027

Isn't he moderately attractive by gook standards?

Why don't azn girls like it when you're into their culture lads?

This korean girl I knew from uni wouldn't even go to a big bang concert with me.

>>36372037
aren't* fuck

>not original

Got on a train and I'm the most anxious I think I've ever been. Just terrified of being sick. I've checked my temperature and I'm fine. Have taken travel sickness pills as well. Then I went a bit mad and took a sleeping pill just to try to calm me down. I'm a fucking mess.

43 minutes to go.

>>36372117
I don't think she had a problem with you and her culture but instead your pleb taste

>>36372117
just because she is korean doesent mean she likes the bands. its like a korean girl assuming that you like take that or one direction.

>>36371656
which star trek tho lad

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>>36370668
>Cross of Saint Peter used in an edgy way
>venus symbol
>massive hoop earrings
>reddish pink eye shadow
Ruins the goth aesthetic

>>36372104
Just goes to show it's the right choice

Spider harrassing me lads. Whole room to crawl in and it's on the wall beside me

>>36372037
Would Jiao and Angela