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Racists vs snobs edition
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>>36338382

It has been for a while, it's only now they are getting good at it.

It's also like football, the government is investing massively so that they can catch up and be relevant at a sport they aren't traditionally good at.
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> racism is low class.

Lol wtf. My parent just bought a 6 bedroom house and when I asked "what you doing with all those bedrooms" my mum said "we thought we'd take in some refugees" then burst out laughing.
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>watch a streamer
>only gets like 30 regular viewers
>still treats the channel like it has 500
>fancy graphics and shit
>'donation goal' has been on screen for days with no donations
i actually like him but it's rather sad
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>>36338391
getting drunk instead of doing the the productive stuff im suppose to do eddition
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Anti-racism has always been an underclass thing. Not a working class thing, but an underclass thing.
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>>36338413
Why snooker tho.

It's such a weird sport to be into. Best snooker players are brits and chinks. Obv brits are good because it's in pubs
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is a kit-kat a biscuit?
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>>36338438
donation goals shouldn't be a thing to begin with
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>>36338433
it's how the urban middle class justify it themselves, they don't realise that most upper class and the rural middle class are if not racist then at least very xenophobic
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>>36338438
Donate you sly bastard. Only messin.
But yea I sometimes watch streamers with barely any views since they pay attention to chat and its fun watching them get excited by like 10 viewers
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FUCK OFF with your race bullshit, im as racist as the next guy but we don't need to fill every fucking thread with it.

this thread is about comfy British things.
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is putting melted butter on popcorn a thing that ever happens over here? or is it a purely yank thing? i've seen it on movies but never seen it at an irl cinema.
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>>36338391

Lads, can we stop this talk about racism, as a fella of african heritage this is quite boring
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>>36338451
not anymore
academics and liberal metro elite or w/e it is the mail would brand us are all anti-racist and it's the uneducated in the provinces that are the source of most of the racist sentiment

notice how all rich places votes remain?
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>tfw getting more and more unstable and suicidal
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>>36338468
maybe, but he's not twitch paterned or anything so it's the only way to support him if you're into that
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>>36338475
This tbqhwyl. Gets really fucking old. You all basically sound like rainman trying to figure out that joke, retarded.
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>>36338494
I have no problem with donating but you shouldn't have a goal for how much you want to see in your wallet at the end of the day, it's supposed to be out of the kindness of someones heart
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>>36338487
Why don;t these middle class multicult lovers go and live in Rotherham with their families if diversity is so great?
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>>36338486
Ooga boooga
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>>36338526
it's not a daily goal, it's to do some challenge or something
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>>36338544

You can speak African? Where did you study? In one of our famous mudhuts?
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>>36338540
but London is already more multicultural than most of those places

so we already kinda do??
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>>36338540
mass immigration is good for the rich because is cheapens labor cost
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>>36338562
I'm from Londonistan. I understand many primitive tongues
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>>36338540
3 years sounds a little light? did the others get even less?
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>>36338574
>labor

american impostour detected
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>>36338593

I'm from Sussex, I have learned to live amongst the white man
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>>36338564
You live in societies within societies barely interacting with your pet apes (apart from when you want to buy drugs). I'm from Camberwell and the middle class here are all safely behind their doors by 10
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>>36338605
im not american but my spell checker is
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Support Yan Bingtao
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>>36338621
you are clearly non white because you can't figure out how to use a computer well enough to do a simple task as change the spell checker to british english

please go back to africa or pakistan
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Been putting off this fucking coursework for weeks and now I have one day to do it. At least it's a boring episode of /britfeel/pol/ today so I won't be as tempted to stop.
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who here /twunderwear/? I'm snugly in a red pair now
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>>36338610
It's pretty comfy eh sambo? Now live in a huwiter part of the world then where I grew up.
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>>36338648

shit, needed a pic with that
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>>36338638
I'm not watching that match
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Was the acid attack in east London kebab related?
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DRINK GREEN TEA NOW
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>>36338639

ayyy mate non-whites are allowed on Britfeel. Sure you might catch some ethnic banter, but we're allowed to be here
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>>36338639
>you are clearly non white
He could be Chinese drawn here by chink posting.
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>>36338618
I currently live in camberwell too m8

how deluded are u that you think all white middle class are indoors by 10? have you ever stepped outside

lol stop being scared of the world chum
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>>36338649

It's not really comfy it's quite depressing
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>>36338659
blacks seem to be using this tactic too
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>>36338640
what coursework is it lad
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>>36338659
The lack of the words vile and disgusting in the media suggest it wasn't whites anyway. Could be blacks. They love spraying acid on white girls who disrespec them
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anyone remeber those "toxic waste" super sour sweets,? do they still exisit?
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>>36338713
i remember them. they came in a little yellow barrel, right? haven't seen them in years.
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>>36338685
Why? Less crime for a start, cleaner streets.Do you just feel you'll never fit in?
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>>36338677
We both know the score. You got the niggers from Crawford Estate, Loughborough Junction, Denmark Hill and Peckham all shooting and stabbing each other.
You might go to your noncey wine bars in Camberwell grove for a few drinks but you make sure you aren't out for longer than necessary. Stop talking shit
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>>36338713
someone threw a load of them over ppl in a club in east ldn
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>>36338713
B & Ms near me does em
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>>36338732
yeah i werdly fancy one right now
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>>36338713
local newsagent up the road has some
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>>36338737
kek, good post desu
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>>36338458
I would argue that they are legally chocolate bars and not biscuits.

Why?

Well, in 1991 there was a legal case (VAT Tribunal case LON/91/0160 (United Biscuits) to determine whether jaffa cakes are cakes or biscuits (for tax purposes). It was decided that jaffa cakes are cakes and not biscuits because they go hard when they go stale like cakes, whereas biscuits go soft.

When you leave kit kats out, they do not go soft because they are protected by the chocolate coating, but they are obviously not cakes because their moisture content is under 12%. So I would class them under the third category of 'chocolate bar'. It doesn't matter though because there is no tax distinction between biscuits and chocolate bars.

>t, law student, this is what I'm doing with my life
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>>36338735
I can tell you don't live there anymore because you think Denmark hill and peckham are dangerous

lol ur pathetic m8 ooh someone got stabbed on my street better lock myself in forever//move to leamington spa

it's a city of millions of course there's crime in the densely populated parts
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>>36338757
they were too much for me lad. i hate sour stuff. still ate them though because they were all i had some days and i needed the sugar.
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>>36338768
t. Every boring person ever always mentions this at the slightest hint of jaffa cakes
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>>36338768
you're like a cross between willy wonka and Sherlock homs
well done lad, well done
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>>36338734

It's got nothing to do with being black in a white area. I quite like it, aside from when people ask me race questions.

Plenty of crime though, I've seen someone get stabbed before, and in St Leonards the streets are dirty as shit.

I want to go back to uni or something.
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>>36338768
what you are doing with your life is that you are helping educate us on the correct and legal terminology of jaffa cakes, we thank you
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>>36338713
yeah, my mate used to eat like 10 at once for a laugh the mad man.

thanks for bringing back good memories lad

i havent seen them in any shops for a while. im sure you could find them somewhere though
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>>36338791
yeah the kids who actually liked them are 110% on meth now
normal kids ate sugar mice
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>>36338793
Remember when QI was really popular and everyone acted like they were suddenly a genius.
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>>36338813
i liked those foam bananas. they were my favourites. and the little fried eggs.
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>>36338795
Oh right. Then stop being such a faggot and do it.
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>>36338777
Denmark Hill/Dog Kennel Hill Estates and the estates in Peckham are very dangerous go and take a walk round there at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wbtAfdzjvc

In a city full of blacks/Pakis there's going to be a disproportionate amount of crime. No matter where they are in the world they are always the poorest and most violent % of the population
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>>36338793
Arguing about what to call this is also a topic for boring bastards.
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>>36338829
oh lad im being flooded with childhood feels
panda pops
milyway stars
curly worlys
life was so much better back then
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>>36338649
He gets to intimidate every white boy and fuck every white woman within a one mile radius
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>>36338874
what about kwenchy cups
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>>36338664

Certainly, Xi
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>tfw you find it difficult to have fun with people at parties
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>>36338894
i never had those what were they like?
brb buying more vodka
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>>36338874
taz bars
mr frosty
when your dad would tell you how useless you are
dream bars
milky way chews
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>>36338879
Plus they get xtra neetbux for slavery
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>>36338839
the shittest parts of ldn are also some of the whitest - see romford/ilford/any of the Essex boundary

stop kidding urself m8, it's poverty that breeds crime, not race - ur confounding ur factors
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>>36338874
best thing was using your school lunch money to buy sweets from the paki shop on the way to school. get yourself some freddos and some drumsticks and all kinds of good sugary shit.
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>>36338908
boohoo normie, cry me a river
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>>36338822
REEEEEE ANTI-QI FAGS LEAVE
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>>36338926
Ilford is Paki ville. Romford is coon town
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>>36338955
It was a good show, just a lot of annoying people watched it.
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im sitting here listening to the album Disraeli Gears by cream on my record player. great album this.
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>>36338926

Romford isn't shit
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>>36338871
Lets have a comfy argument about bread products
Its a Cob you !"%"! scum
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>>36338984
its a bap you lemon
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>>36338693
Shit for my IT apprenticeship. The stupid part is that this unit isn't even IT based and is about project management.
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>>36338871
cob, roll, or bap. use all of them since i have no personal consistency.
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>>36338956
>>36338977
>romford is coon town
>romford isnt shit

well which is it retards?
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It's another episode of brit/pol/
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>>36338836

I need to think properly about where to study and what to study and when to do it, so I don't fuck up and can actually move out after my masters
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what are you having for dinner lads? i'm having a lamb curry
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>Might have to go into work in an hour if I get a call

Reeee
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Some camp wrestling guy, and the president of China are the 2 latest memes

Pretty poor show by britfeel standards lads.
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>>36339024
what did u do as ur undergrad
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>>36339016
fuck this. im going on my 3ds.
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>>36339028
chicken & mushroom pot noodle with some bread and butter.
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>>36338998
You Melon Farmer
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>>36339028
I'm having a ristorante pizza
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Eat roast duckling pancakes
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>>36338984
>>36338998
How could anyone with any semblance of a brain not call it a roll? 'Cob' and 'bap' has absolutely no meaning, at least 'roll' makes sense because it refers to how the roll is produced (by rolling the dough)
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>>36338926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ZofE7tpFQ

Another peaceful day in Peckham

Ilford is full of Afghans and Pakis, there's barely any white people there and the ones that are are Eastern European, you lying prick
Romford isn't poor at all

Black poverty and crime rates are caused by loq I.Q and

There is a 30-base repeat sequence repeated in one of several different numbers of times in the promoter region of the gene coding for MAO-A. There are 2R (two repeats), 3R, 3.5R, 4R, and 5R variants of the repeat sequence, with the 3R and 4R variants most common in Caucasians. The 3.5R and 4R variants have been found to be more highly active than 3R or 5R, in a study which did not examine the 2R variant.[18] An association between the 2R allele of the VNTR region of the gene and an increase in the likelihood of committing serious crime or violence has been found.[18][19][20]
Studies have found differences in the frequency distribution of variants of the MAOA gene between ethnic groups:[29][30] of the participants, 59% of Black men, 54% of Chinese men, 56% of Maori men, and 34% of Caucasian men carried the 3R allele, while 5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carried the 2R allele
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>>36339067
absolute retard logic, so a pizza is a 'roll' as well is it
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>>36339076
Low I.Q*

I need to go to bed.
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>>36339004
You ballless fence shitting
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Think I might have ESP lads.

Playing articulate with the 'rents and the clue was "city in England" and "Basingstoke" just entered my mind. Said it and o was right.
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>>36339057
Do you pronounce it 'ristorant' or 'ristorantay'?

There is only one right answer
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If you stab someone, there is no reason why you should not receive the death penalty.
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>>36339106

yay taxpayer sanctioned murder all around!
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>>36339106
you should study law and criminology and understand why that would be retarded because i really can not be ased arguing
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>>36339090
Ahem, excuse me? 'Pizza' actually has a long lineage through Greek and Latin, the word actually means something?

What does cob mean? What does bap mean? Roll has more legitimacy because it at least means SOMETHING
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>>36339106
what if you fell over cutting potatoes and stabbe dsomeone in the heart
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>>36339106
when will the UK bring back the public hanging it used to be a family event for all ages
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We should bring back hanging but only for pedos and Tony Blair.
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>>36339106
death penalty has no purpose unless you believe in hell
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>>36338438
>watching popular streamer
>thousands of viewers
>doesnt have those annoying donation or subscriber messages

Maximum comfy man, I hate those obnoxious messages, especially the text-to-speech ones
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>>36339099
>I need to go to bed.
please
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>>36339102
I say 'RistorantEE'
probably not correct but the pizza can't argue with me
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>>36339076
Thanks for the comfy feels
did you know this is /r9k/ not /pol/ lad
just wandering as this tedious racism isnt what I come here for
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>>36339135
it never worked. all it did was desensitize the public. it never stopped crime.
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>>36339163
..short stop**********************
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Great idea lads why not have it so we can vote to hang the pm or not.

Then pms would do a good job.
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>>36339142
In America, in the states where we still practice the death penalty it saves the gov't money. No criminal to house, feed, etc.

Plus who doesn't like the thought of some murderer getting what they deserve
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>>36339024
That is a dilemma. Better off being an electrical apprentice then an undergrad tbphf
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>>36339166
It's diversity, lad. It causes ethnic tension and balkanization.

Deal with it
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>>36339136
Blair without Iraq war is best govt this country ever had

sadly that's a big "without" tho
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>>36339136
IT IS I
THE PEADOFINDER GENERAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q
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>>36339129

I have studied criminology extensively for years, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

I probably should have clarified 'unprovoked' stabbings. It may be a more costly means of justice, but someone who stabs, and is being reckless to murder, should be completely removed from society, and should not be extended any rights.
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>>36339188
>just keep voting to hang on every time
>culture devolves to voting on ritualistic hanging
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>>36339142
>death penalty has no purpose
it does, it shows future people who may commit said crime that the punishment for said crime is the ending of their life.
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>>36339119
Hanging people is more cost affective than keeping them in prison for 20 years.
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>>36339188
>have great PM
>vote time comes
>some lad votes to hang them as a joke
>turns out millions have the same idea
>hang the great PM
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>>36339205
>uncontrolled immigration
>ruined cities beyond repair
>best govt
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>>36339196
doesn't it cost like 250,000 dollars to actually execute someone? and then theres the years of legal challenges
also yanks >>>/out/
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Why do people against hanging bring up deterrence?

The point of hanging someone is they deserve it.

Like the paki pedos in Rotherham

I don't care if hanging doesn't deter people.
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>>36339205
The best government we've ever had is the Churchill War Ministry. Don't forget that.
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>>36339216
hang pm every time**
rip
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>>36339218
top kek m8, death penalty has existed through most of human history and it hasn't stopped crime. if anything, it's incentive to kill witnesses and cops
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>>36339016
shit isn't it lad. we have people from /pol/ who complain about their board full of people shitposting, yet they come here and do the same.
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>>36339136
Hanging is fucking boring.

We should use guillotines or the brazen bull.
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>4th attempt at cooking rice in my rice cooker

each time its come out too hard or stuck to the bottom of the cooker, not enough water I guess. Added more this time, added some chilli powder too it so I hope it doesn't end up tasting like shit
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>>36339106
I agree.

The only thing is I don't want innocent people put to death by mistake. Which does happen. Pulling one from google:

'Cameron Todd Willingham -- In 1992, Willingham was convicted of arson murder in Texas. He was believed to have intentionally set a fire that killed his three kids. In 2004, he was put to death. Unfortunately, the Texas Forensic Science Commission later found that the evidence was misinterpreted, and they concluded that none of the evidence used against Willingham was valid. As it turns out, the fire really was accidental.'

In theory I agree that if you intentionally take a life you should lose your life. But is it worth killing some innocent people too? Imagine if you were that innocent person put to death for the 'greater good'.

There's something called Blackstone's formulation which I quite like. It goes: "It is better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer",
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>>36339239
>prolific racist
>le finest hour meme

ww2 was immoral
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>>36339236
Once you impose a maximum penalty like that you give the criminal free reign to carry on after.
>Already raped her, may as well kill her because there's less chance I'll get caught and if I do the punishment is the same
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>>36339201
4chan is all about segregation and cross pollution across should not be allowed
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>want to apply for apprenticeship
>all of them require basic gcses
>have no gcses.
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>>36339227
Only cause they get appeals
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>>36339247
as apposed to committing a crime knowing you might get off lightly?
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>>36339163
>implying that false arrests dont happen
>suggesting that the death penalty works
>suggesting you are not aware of actus reus or mens reus
>suggesting you have no studied history
>suggesting that being tough only crime doesent cause net widening and create more criminals
>suggesting we should focus on the crime and not the cause
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>>36339264
No, it was completely moral. We had a defence pact with Poland and going to war with Germany was our only option.
Even knowing the outcome it was the right thing to do.
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>>36339227
Lethal injection chemicals cost $200, it's cheaper than housing another criminal for the rest of their life
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>>36339129
>>36339215

Just to add, I'm well aware of sentencing aims, and death penalty satisfies all but rehabilitation, which is not a courtesy that should be extended to them.
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>>36339291
It's not that simple though is it. They get appeal after appeal and some in the US spend up to 30 years on death row.
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>try to book my GP appointment online
>doesn't work
>can't call them to book one since it's a bank holiday
JUST
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All this talking of hanging is making my neck hurt.
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>>36339176
That's because there was no police force back then. Your chances of actually getting caught and sentenced to death were very slim.

When there is high police presence and strong punishments there is little crime. Source: Saudi Arabia
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>>36339225
>>ruined cities beyond repair
must hang around differeent cities to me
its all the mountians and street signs that piss me off
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>>36339258
Just execute people where you know they did it.

Like the terrorist that attacked parliament or killed lee rigby
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>>36339247
I've heard compelling arguments against the latter from Morality Man.

It's why the Police never carried guns in the olden days. Killing or an injuring a policeman was a hanging offence and it worked wonders in discouraging violence against the Police.
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>>36339291
ur an imbecile

it doesn't just go from sentence to injection there are years and years and countless appeals and due process, all of which is expensive as fuk
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>>36339319
London/Birmingham/Manchester are completely fucked up. Segregation and crime is all you'll find.
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>>36339264
I agree, Churchill wanted war.
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>>36339305
>They get appeal after appeal and some in the US spend up to 30 years on death row.

Indeed, one of my family members spent 12 years on death row, and there was an extraordinary campaign to keep him alive.

The yanks ignored all the British whining and eventually executed him though
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>>36339275
Exact same situation here, fucking tragic it is, don't know if I can bear doing a year studying GCSEs at 24, I've been doing some "functional english and maths" level 2 which is equilivent one day a week for th elast few months but I don't even know if a lot of places will accept them. Can't even bring myself to go do that for once a week, haven't been for like 2 months
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>>36339331
how delusional are you

have you ever been outside your house or are you just dripfed the mail and breitbart
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>>36339035

English Lit :^)

It's the only thing I'm good at and interested in t b h
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>>36339266
But you're implying that rapists and killers are rational thinkers
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>>36339305
30 years can still be a shorter stay than a life sentence mate

>>36339328
I never once said they just buy the chems and get to killing. Obviously there's a process, appeals, etc
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>>36339360
I've walked through Hounslow high street and had the utter displeasure of having to visit QMUL on one occasion. I know what these places are like and it's dire.
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>>36339361
did u go to Oxbridge? if no ur fuked for good masters desu lad
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>but muh appeals

Don't have em then

As soon as a guilty verdict is given shoot them out the back.
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>>36339356
You should it'll be fun and you'll probably be one of the youngest people on the course.

I started GCSE German at my local college because it's the only language course i could find and it's all old people. Really wierd (and shit because they can't or won't learn for shit. It's some social thing to them).
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I reckon if I won the lottery id buy a big block of flats, and give a home to all the desperate britfeel anons in need of one
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>>36339369
when a gang of youths attach some oap and kill them for the lulz. yes its rational thinking.
stupid, but rational.
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>>36339389
is that what you want to happen to you if you was falsely convicted?
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>>36339409
gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette anon!
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>>36339389
For instances where it's certain they did the crime I agree. I don't know why these people are kept alive.
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>>36339356
i'm 23 so we're in a suuuuper similar position. i keep going to the job centre and they want to get me on something similar to what you're doing. next assessment period is at the beginning of may though. and until then they're gonna keep pushing me to get a job i don't want, when i really wanna pick up a trade with an apprenticeship. it sucks.
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>>36339397
It's a good dream lad
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>>36339397
who want to live in a block of flats.
also half ppl here are homosexual druggies.
fuck that
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>>36339264
>>36339341
Yeah we should have let our allies be slaughtered and not uphold our pacts.
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>>36339409
Just execute people where it's 100% they did it like terrorist attacks they're literally caught doing it.
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>>36339356
How do you not have any GCSEs? Judging from your post you're literate which is basically all you need
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>>36339397
Buy me a house you tight cunt
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>>36338540
What books this from?
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>>36339289
Yet they didn't go to war with Russia too. Who had committed exactly the same crime.


>>36339205
Fuck off. Pistol Ban/Mass immigration Blair should be hanged even without taking two endless miserable wars and destabilising the Middle East and rallying Islam against the West into account.
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>>36339447
But then id have to buy a house for everyone
>>36339419
commieblocks can be comfy
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>>36339453
The defense pact with Poland didn't protect them from Russian aggression.
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>>36339434
I know some wee hoods who dropped out of school at 12 or 13 and since they were essentially 'homeless' living with one relative or another over the years they were never chased up. Both well paid factory workers now.
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>>36339318
they had a form of police. the watchmen etc, forgot what the rest are called. the government was clueless about crime back then. they were convinced that the poor where brainwashing children and forcing them into criminal gangs, which all turned out to be bull shit. they thought prozzies where going around facilitating crime too. when actually, people where committing crimes because of poverty.

>>36339318
>When there is high police presence and strong punishments there is little crime

not true. police on the beat has been proven to not lower crime rates. might work for other countries but they obviously have a different culture.
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>>36339331
erm hardly ever go to Manchester seemed ok last time I went some crackin pubs
go through on train every so often obvoiusly been lots of developement
Isnt a lot of segregation due to lack of social mobility House becoming investments and profittering landlords and the best paid jobs to the off spring of the wealthiest Who would of stopped these and made things better a lot of this is due to world trends Sure I could put this better but its bank holiday monday and I think its time to go out and get pissed In an area that is a lot more affulent and safer than mine where you can actually buy booze from a bar
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Execute serious criminals
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>>36339481
Next time you're in Manchester have a stroll through Moss Side and tell me that.
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this thred is coming ver uncomfy again
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>>36339385

what do you mean by a "good" masters
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>>36339318
Or the US of A?

Pretty sure they have more crime than us laddo, a larger policing budget and the death penalty to boot.
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>>36339471
Oh ok. I've never heard that but I would like to see a source before conceding the point.
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>>36339453
Our defence pact was in place in case Germany got any funny ideas about 'muh revenge'.
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>>36339491
Execute those who earn more in bonuses than the minimum wage.
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>>36339393
Don't even know what local colleges offer, It makes me shudder thinking of having to go to a place filled with 16-18 year olds and it costs money I'm pretty sure. Makes me depressed thinking about doing GCSEs then getting declined from apprentiships anyway

also my maths is at a like 8 year old level right now or worse, might take it upon myself to self study

>>36339416
I went on my own to this training place, its really fucking easy and only one time a week and its also free and they don't care when you just don't turn up

>>36339434
Skipped out of school, I had like 70% attendance and were just confused back then. I've gotten a lot more aware and informed from just being on the internet all the time for 8 years. I passed the foundation english level 2 tests which is GCSE C equivalent with like 98% score without trying much. Its the maths i'm worried about but i'm going to do khan academy or something to help myself. I've just been super unmotivated most of this year
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Lived with my mum for a while and her credit rating is shit, does that affect me?
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>>36339385
>tfw actually went to Oxbridge and not even a meme tier degree

Feels bloody good desu
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>>36339299
>death penalty satisfies all but rehabilitation, which is not a courtesy that should be extended to them.

so you think someone should never be forgiven and given a second chance because they made one mistake? you have obviously never been desperate lad
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>>36339380
A lot of my family live in Hounslow. It's...a place.
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>>36339264
r..racist
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>>36339499
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Polish_military_alliance
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>>36339421
We still did better than the us though
>Japan attacks Pearl harbor, 2400 of which 68 were civilians dead
>us bombs Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 90,000 civilians dead
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>>36339464
he did because he knew the nazi were a cancer that would eventually come for us if he did nothing. and that perfectly valid
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>>36338391
Any UK bots wanna hang out with an American bot in June?

I might be going to a festival in Nottinghamshire to celebrate my ancestor in.

>pic related my ancestor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_Brandreth

They're holding a festival for him in Nottinghamshire that my grandfather is going to because he's the last guy that holds the Brandreth name in his line I think. Anyway might be cool to hang out with any UK bots male or female. I just think I'd have a better time with someone else.
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>>36339513
now you've just told them that's their first mistakes free because muh hardship
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>>36339533
*cough*dresden*cough*
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oh fuck. Just caught myself dusting all my media shit instead of doing coursework, now I'm posting about it instead of actually doing any. I have no idea how people do all the fucking work they get at uni when I can barely do this shit.
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>>36339479
Watchmen tended to be old and weren't very proactive, if you wanted a criminal caught you pretty much had to do it yourself
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>>36339509
Nah I'm serious you should just show up and try. There are no young people doing shit like that these days. Exams have been getting easier for decades and that hasn't changed and most of them have been raised with a much better work ethic after our generation (in our 20s now) ended up NEET losers in droves.

Night courses especially will have Zero (0) under 25s I'd put money on it.
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>>36339434
Not him but just because someone can type on the internet doesn't mean they can do GCSEs, I have an IQ of 76, my highest GCSE was a D or an E, I can't even remember which, and I was trying as hard as I could.
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>>36339519
The only white person I saw there was an old guy, everyone else was arabic. It made me nauseous.
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>>36339509
cant you go to college? im sure you could do a btech unless you have to pay

i basically failed all of my GCSE so i done a Btech.
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>>36339552
GCSE coursework yeah lad?
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>>36339512

and yet you're here...what does that say about you
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>>36339513
>Should pakis who gangrape 14 year old girls while chanting inshallah be given a second chance

No, they deserve the rope.
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>>36339498
The USA has meme tier punishment compared to Saudi Arabia, you know that lad

>>36339506
Poor person detected
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>>36339545
>>36339533
>WWII
>anyone counting as a civilian
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>>36339563
>IQ of 76
Fucking hell lad, gorillas are more intelligent than you are
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>>36339523
Ok thanks my bad.
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>>36339543
Damn anon that actually seems really cool. Dont live near-by unfortunately.
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>>36339573
I'm pretty autismo but at least I have >muh Oxbridge

I can't imagine being both autismo and >no gcses
Must be hell
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>>36339564
I occasionally saw white people in the jobcentre but I guess that like me they were from other places.
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>>36339572
Na apprenticeship shit. Not even hard just makes me want to blow my brains out with how boring it is. I could do GCSE as I actually had some motivation then.
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>>36339591
Had a right fucking giggle at your post lad thanks
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>>36339513
>you have obviously never been desperate lad

I have never stabbed someone, no.
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>>36339589
Tell that to the Nuremberg defendants.

My Grandad was in the RAF and attached to bomber command and honestly I can relate pretty well to Krauts with SS ancestors thinking about what the Bombing campaign did to Europe. They started it ofcourse but what a waste of white people war is.

At least Germany put the effort in to rebuild alot of their Oldtowns the way they'd been.
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>>36339581
>Saudi

now I know this is bait
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>>36339544
let me guess, you're middle class?

you would probably not be saying meh hardship if you where brought up in a shit hole with no opportunities, a community that advocates crime, parents that dont give a shit, and you dont know anything else.

im not saying we should baby them but fucking kill them is way too far.
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>>36339598
Yeah mom said there might even be a couple guys from parliament that'll stop by.
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>>36339573
lol Cambridge is full of shut-ins m8 u don't get good at natsci by being out on the piss with ur chums every night
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>>36339512
>went to Oxbridge

Nobody says this, which one was it?

I bet you went to Oxford Brookes
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>>36339660
Why keep them alive?
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>>36339577
who mentioned gang rape you mad cunt? the situation was about assault with a deadly weapon
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>>36339670
University of Oxbridge in Bodmin
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>>36339685
i work in oxford, its a shithole
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>>36339492
Probably very similar to where I live Yeah the kind of area you dont go if you dont need to or dont know your way around Found a knife in our alley one morning earlier in the year
I seriously do think Segregation is a real problem I grew up in posh middle class leafy suburbs and now live in a shit hole where you have to watch your back and watch who you talk to
It shouldnt be like this we are one of the richest countries in the world but the rich just make more ways to exploit the poor
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>>36339668
The people that I know who went to Oxbridge were not quite autismo but still weird ones.
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>>36339560
the foundation english/maths isn't very populated but most are 25+ yeah
>>36339566
I might go into the local colleges and ask what they do for someone in my situation, they always treat me like an idiot given how stupid I look on paper but thats to be expected. This is the first year in a long time I'm actually attempting to break free on my own will, if I fail to get anywhere in the next few months I'll probably just regress further back and give up then not leave the house for years again
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>>36339672
because they are sick, and they deserve a chance to become better people. i dont think human life should be threw away so easily.
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>>36339680
Second chances are largely a meme argument.
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>>36339660

I can sympathise with a poor person who steals property non violently, I don't condone it, but I think a short prison sentence + rehabilitation should be appropriate.

Minor assaults should also be grounds for rehabilitative punishment/correction

Stabbing someone, or other GBH should be grounds for execution.
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>>36339737
I believe that instead of curing them it would be more beneficial to society to simply remove them.
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>want to do massage for a living
>requires diploma in beauty
>diploma in beauty means a year of hairdressing and makeup
>just want to rub backs and necks for a living
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36339771
do you need a diploma though?
Surely you can just start a massage business yourself regardless
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>>36339771
>I want to rub the warty backs of fat people for a living

why
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>>36339670
Memebridge

I only said Oxbridge because that was the term the previous anon used. I was actually conscious of the fact I was using that term when I wrote it, but assumed that no one would mind...
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>>36339762
So you believe your life is worth more than someone else's?
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>>36339771
dont become a masseuse you'll get a costomer with gorss back acne and you'll have to rub the shit out of it
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>>36339816
It objectively is, yes.
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>>36339708
>its a shithole

What is with all the homeless people there? Why are there so many?
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>>36339771
you've been watching too much porn lad
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>>36339815
>I was actually conscious of the fact I was using that term when I wrote it, but assumed that no one would mind...

YOU ASSUMED WRONG, BUDDY

Be more careful next time, or there'll be trouble
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>>36339761
What about where an otherwise decent person has a moment of loss of self-control (say they walk in on their spouse cheating) and snap and kill them? Deserving of execution?
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>>36339816

The lives of law abiding citizens is above that of serious criminals.

Minor criminals should be given a chance to be rehabilitated, serious ones should be given a trial, and be dead within 15 minutes of a guilty verdict.
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>>36339832
oxford is the only place with decent homeless shelters plus load of torrist walking around with disposable money makes good grounds for begging
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>>36339759
>Second chances are largely a meme argument.
Surely for each crime the get a bullet
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>>36339867
>>36339818
>costomer
>torrist
are we being raided
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>>36339832
also do you know cricket road near the park?
it's full of brothels most of them with trafficked Romanian girls
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>>36339828
Ergo, you believe there are people with lives more valuable than yours?

How do you objectively value life?

>>36339858
The criminals are victims too, of either a mental health condition or victims of society.

How can civilised society punish victims?
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>>36339857

Not in those cases, but premeditated GBH should be.
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>>36339868
I mean I'm not following this conversation but why did you attach a picture of the pack of an amp?
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>>36339892
It's not a system of positive marking. You lose value through wrong-doings to society.
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>>36339708
>i work in oxford, its a shithole

I do too actually, and confirm it's an absolute shithole outside of the small tourist area.
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Why only the minor crimes, don't you want to live in a eden-like utopia?
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>>36339867

They should be burned as fuel desu

>>36339886

Thanks for the tip lad, will check it out
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>>36339761
>Stabbing someone, or other GBH should be grounds for execution.

even if i was to agree with your philosophy, you are still not taking into account the mass amount of miscarriages of justice. Being strict on crime generally doesent work, people will commit crime regardless because they are desperate. look at new labour and the torries, and how they championed being hard on crime and it did nothing to fix the actual problems. the whole strict on crime mantra diminishes the real problems such as poverty.
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>>36339660
I don't know what class I am.

but what about all the poor people since the beginning who didn't commit crime to get what they wanted.
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>>36339913
i work at rudolf and helman right next to the mini factory what about you?
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>>36339925
it wasnt a tip!!! if you want a prozzie use adultwork.com and DONT use a romanain girl
having sex with a sex slave is rape
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>>36339772
>He had no choice and the Germans were given plenty of warnings beforehand

germans gave us plenty of options for peace beforehand.
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>>36339911
Define wrong doings.

Is going against the status quo wrong doings? Is going against laws wrong doings? Harming people?

Where do you draw the line?
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>>36339886

Yeah, I've heard, although it's been a while since I've been down there
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>>36339922
>having to jog everywhere and expose my nips
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Need a new phone with a higher end camera to replace my piece of junk LG K8 (which starts out with only 500mb free, and it doesn't auto-save files on my sd card.. jfc just imagine this shit also the camera is so bad I can't even take pictures without embarassing whatever it is, even food shots).

Honor 6x at 200 seems to have a camera that's relatively close to flagship levels and has enough power (though I'm not autistic enough to play games on a phone, outside of maybe fate:GO after it's translated).

carphone warehouse literally jewed a monopoly on the G5plus and it's insanely overpriced, plus it seems shittier than the honor 6x camera too.

Don't wana pay 450+ on a 2nd rate flagship or 600+ on the latest flagship either.
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>>36339910
>I mean I'm not following this conversation but why did you attach a picture of the pack of an amp?
me crap Spaghetti me me
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>>36339966
i feel really sorry for them
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>>36339965
Breaking the law. The law is decided by those we elect in order to maintain society. For petty crimes it's not really a big deal but repeat offenders and serious offenders should not be tolerated.
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considering buying a dashcam lads
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Think I need to see a doctor lada.
Thinking of packing everything in, job, relationship and even the family. I have about 3k saved and I just want to throw it the fuck away and drop out of society and never talk to anyone or deal with another human being again. Even though I know doing so is impossible without monies.
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>>36339974
iphone 4
real cheap
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>>36339892
>The criminals are victims too, of either a mental health condition or victims of society.
If they are legitimately suffering from a serious mental illness (say schizophrenia like Peter Sutcliffe) then no. But predetermined killings where there was no mental instability (such as the Cleveland shooting yesterday) should be punished by execution.

>or victims of society.
This is an insult to every law-abiding citizen. Whether you commit crime is a matter of choice. People need to drop the eternal victim complex
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>>36339953
>we should have let a mad dictator of some runt country dictate terms and take over Europe
No
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>>36339927
>but what about all the poor people since the beginning who didn't commit crime to get what they wanted.

i dont know. they starved maybe. you are also talking in absolutes, not every poor person lives exactly the same life
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>>36339926
once in the job centre couple of guys chatting behind me
one of them saying he didnt get sent down as cctv footage made it look like other guy had the knife
justice is a farce look how many of the last people to be hung in uk are now thought innocent
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>>36339934

You're not a lorry driver are you? I know of a guy who used to work driving for them.

I work in the Botley retail park, although I've got some friends who live in Cowley and it really destroys the whole 'Posh Oxford' reputation
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>>36339771
How much for a happy ending bby
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>>36339970
Yeah but you also get to watch the women, or men if you are a bender, jog everywhere and expose their nips.

The making of stuff for that episode is great.

Gene: So yeah I basically just wanted this episode as an excuse to hire 20 beautiful women and to get to judge if they were beautiful enough to be in my image of the garden of eden.
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>>36339981

I do too, and I'd never use an escort that wasn't independent, although I've never used one at all so far. Oxford is absolutely loaded with brothels, loads up headington way, and quite a few in blackbird.
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>>36339989
great idea, everyone should have one tbqh, loads of class dashcam videos on youtube
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>>36339926
>Being strict on crime generally doesent work, people will commit crime regardless because they are desperate.
Explain Saudi Arabia's low crime rate

>look at new labour and the torries, and how they championed being hard on crime and it did nothing to fix the actual problems
If you think they were being 'tough', you must get triggered every time someone invades your safe space. They weren't being tough, nowhere near it. Tough is cutting the hands off a thief
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>>36340021
how the fuck did we even get here.

were not talking the death penalty for stealing loaf of bread.
were talking murdering some oap for their pension
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>>36340024
i wish i was a lorry driver comfyest job ever

did you hear about that rape gang from cowley that was arrested recently? it's a depresing state of affairs senpi
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>>36339926
>Labour
>Hard on crime

Was aware of Paki rape gangs for years then actively tried to cover it all up when exposed
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>>36340049
the independent ones are great really friendly and actualy do it beauce they want to i've had 6 so far
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>>36340001

that shits a piece of junk by todays standards
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>>36340063
What OAPs are now murdering people so they can get there pension assume go grandaddy kill that normie shit
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Such an UNCOMFY thread

Should we have a separate containment thread running alongside britfeel to keep britfeel comfy?
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>>36340095
Is it? That's what I use, I thought it was pretty up to date.
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>>36340104
I think you've obviously misread that in your mind
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>>36340052
It's great when you see a clip from an area you have been to
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tfw you cant be arsed to look back up the thread and waht been going on
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>>36338638
>>36338664

Fuck China
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>>36340065

I did indeed, I don't want to give too much away, but I can assure you police in Oxford are taking this extremely seriously now, you'd be astounded if you know how much effort/resources they are putting into it now.

They should have been doing it before, but future ones won't get away too easily.
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>>36340058
>Explain Saudi Arabia's low crime rate

that is like the worst example you can use. they are a muslims country where the women work around covered in black. its obviously different over there because of the culture as i have already said. saudia arabia could have a low crime rate because of the whole state and religion argument

>They weren't being tough, nowhere near it. Tough is cutting the hands off a thief

they where tough compared to how it was. Take ASBOs for example, they never worked at all.
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>>36340118
>>36340140
>>36340157
Lets get comfy who is going to pt the kettle on
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>>36340118
thats what britpol was suppose to be
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>>36339988
>The law is decided by those we elect in order to maintain society.
If society disagrees with a law and breaks it then is that a wrong doing to society?

Smoking weed for instance or buying cheap cancer drugs online.

>>36340008
>killings where there was no mental instability should be punished by execution.
Should society be allowed to be judge, jury and executioner when we don't fully understand these conditions? It's very disingenuous to believe that someone who murders other humans has nothing "wrong" with them.

>Whether you commit crime is a matter of choice
Then you understand literally nothing about the human mind. Impulses and drives can affect anyone and it's most likely to affect people that've disconnected from society/reality. Have you not realised that most of these killers have had strange upbringings?
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>>36339951
>DONT use a romanain girl
>having sex with a sex slave is rape

If they don't speak English then they can't say "no" :^)
>>
did 80s and 90s disney cartoons create furries?
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Going to take a drive in my own car for the first time later. Currently having a mini panic attack.
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>>36340180
well thats good to hear
i've been thinking of setting up a charity to help the girls affected but desu i dont even know where to start
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>>36340185
Is any body poor and starving in Saudi couple of kids I grew up with had Dads who worked over there got the idea it is a very different set up to UK EU or other capitalist country
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>>36340233
Remember to paint flames on it so that you drive faster
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>>36340233
can i join you
t. currently having a panic attack and can't stop hitting myself to make the thoughts go away
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>>36340118
not just hiding comments or filtering key words

its like you dont want to be COMFY
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>>36340186
ive got lots of vodka but thanks anyway senpai
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>>36340141
Think i'll end up on one, I keep pulling out infront of people and getting pipped, not on purpose I'm just a shit driver. Love it when cammers start raging over shite when they could have avoided it themselves
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>>36340218
I blame Space Jam.
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>>36340201
If society disagrees it can elect new lawmakers.
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>>36340118
Things will clear up theres just been too much race baiting lately.
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>>36340260
That's a bit daft don't you think
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>>36340202
rape is sex without consent
if they cant say yes it's rape
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>>36340260
you a spakker lad?
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>>36340118
such an uncomfy year mate let alone this thread
just listened to a song with the lyrics, "I remember the place I remember the days, the best time of my life"
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>>36340218
>>36340277
don't forget pokemon
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>>36340277
i got my first erection to her
happyer times
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>>36340291

He's probably the same retarded vocaroo sperg who claimed to have persuaded a jury to let a rapist off.
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>tfw mummy wont buy the good meat from the butchers anymore because its 'too expensive'

its like she WANTS people to think we're paupers who only buy SUPERMARKET meat
>>
>some bloke just sent me a text saying my cat's in his house
>is not answering his phone

GIVE ME BACK MY KITTY >:(
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>>36340291
>sex with mutes is always rape
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>>36340293
not him but are you a complete bastard?
you fucking cheeky twat
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>>36340323
The middle class struggle.
>tfw can't afford waitrose
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>>36340338
>outside cat
u a shit
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>>36340233
Don't worry lad, I was in the same situation a few months ago and I'm still scared when I go out although its a little better.

what car you driving? I reccomend going out at night when its emptier and pretending other cars are on the road and practicing stuff to feel more confident, worked for me at least. Still shit myself if a car is behind me and end up stalling though
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honestly saudi arabia is one of the best countries in the world

>still use slaves
>deal with crime harshly
>strict laws to keep degeneracy forming
>women kept under control
>rich as fuck

go on, tell me whats wrong with saudi arabia
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>>36340344
they can smile and nod witch is a good as a yes
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>>36340323
>go to the butchers
>ask for five quids worth of pork shoulder
>he cuts some off "that'll be 5.50 mate is that alright?"
No, not really. I only bought a fiver. Now I have to go to a supermarket and get what I want which I should have done in the first place.
This is why butchers are dying out.
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>>36340201
>Impulses and drives can affect anyone and it's most likely to affect people that've disconnected from society/reality. Have you not realised that most of these killers have had strange upbringings?
There are plenty of people with bad upbringings who don't go and kill people.

Look, when we analyse this stuff by reading a textbook we can tend to think of people as mindless pawns, completely dominated by their environment. But when we put the book down, when we think about how it applied to ourselves, we realise that we have a lot more free will than the books would imply. I know I would never kill someone. I am not a flower easily swept around by the winds of social circumstance; I am a mighty oak with firm roots! We all have the capacity to make choices for ourselves, we are not NPCs.
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Don't commit crime
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>>36340372
No booze.
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>>36340372
I like putting stuff up my bum and theycd kill me for that
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>>36340260
Holy shit i do this too.
I don't get "panic attacks" but when I remember something I did that was spergy I just hit myself and shout.

How do I stop this robots?
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Just finished my third wank of the hour lads.

Not gonna lie, my dick is fucking raw. Kinda regretting it but i was bored...
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>>36340372
>go on, tell me whats wrong with saudi arabia
Shortage of (You)s
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>>36340387
degeneracy, plain and simple

>>36340391
again, degeneracy, it would be good to have your kind removed from the earth
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>>36340360
Volkswagen polo, still getting used to it as I was doing my lessons in a diesel car and mine is petrol.

I have taken it out with an instructor once and I will have a friend with me tonight.
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>>36340267
i think it's more to do with people being dumb enough to pull some of the shit that they do. Everybody makes mistakes and most people learn from them but I have encountered people seriously shouldn't have passed a driving test
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Sell your GBP for Renminbi
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>>36340372
why not move there, and join isis if you want that?

that goes everything we value in britain. may as well be a paki
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>>36340382
sssshhhhhh little man
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>>36340380
>being so poor he doesnt have at least 300 in his wallet and 500 in his car
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>>36340401
People in Britain have been getting pissed up for centuries what are you on about. Only some religious freaks stayed off booze.
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Hong Kong no longer belongs to Ying Guo
Hong Kong belongs to Zhong Guo now
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too many pajeets working in tesco express'
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>>36340401
Are you a muslim then?
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>>36340372
Have to be a muzzie
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>>36340372
>>strict laws to keep degeneracy forming
I like it when Degeneracy Forms
especially if its drunk and or going up my bum
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>>36340408
Ah shit, I had the same problem with petrol but nobody fucking told me and I didn't know so I stalled it like 10 times on my first drive. Been driving around at night for a few months now though randomly and feel a bit better about it, been stopping/starting and experimenting how much clutch/acclerator is needed it helps a lot.

good luck with it
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>tfw no gwailo bf
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>>36340401
are you a muzzie or hitler wannabee?
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>>36340428
most of our politicians are anti british t b h
also mayor of londonistan
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>>36340445
no, i just admire an ethnically pure nation who deals with degeneracy harshly and enforces their traditions and culture so they don't allow what has happened in the west to happen, if you think we shouldn't be aspiring to what the likes of saudi arabia have achieved you are a fucking cuck
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Don't follow Islam

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/786624/china-veil-beard-ban-xinjiang-muslim-uighur-religious-extremism
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>>36340469
>not looking up to hitler

reddit is that way ->
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My farts smell of curry, like really bad. Proper spicy

I've only had curry once in my life, months ago

I secretly like the smell
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>>36340401
ok pritpal why not fuck off over there then lad? we don't want your kind here
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>>36340502
sounds unhealthy
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>>36340428
>that goes everything we value in britain.
>destroying britain is what we value

LMAO
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>>36340481
>drinking is degeneracy
>women not having to cover their heads is degeneracy
>not cutting off the hands of criminals is degeneracy
Fuck off you LARPing faggot.
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>>36340502
yeah my farts smell like cheap sausage meat for some reason, smells pretty bad even for my standards
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>>36340438
Just because people do it doesn't make it right.
>People have been wiping their arse with their hand for centuries, only hygiene freaks don't
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>>36340499
unless you're a normie, you are literally killing yourself with that attitude. only reason you are alive is because of the liberals.

4chan has not always look up to hitler. its only ever since /pol/ became the starter pack, you edgy bastard.
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>>36340481
Agree for the most part but they are too strict with 'degeneracy'. Can't drink, have to go to mosque multiple times a day, no putting things up your bumbum. Tyrannical is what it is, not enough free will
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Strawpoll lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12766364
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>>36340527
>comparing basic hygiene with muh feelings
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>>36340547
I'm not voting because they're both shit
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>>36340535

But I am a normie though, I'm not 'only alive because of the liberals'
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>>36340520
>literally laughing at your ancestors that have died to give you a voice

you're retarded. maybe you should study democracy or something.
>>
The level up theme in mother 3 is so comforting
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>>36340456
Thanks.

I stalled 5 times at a junction on my first outing with it because I treated it like the diesel.
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>>36340547
not a fan of either of these memes tbqh
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>>36340119
Hahaha I have an iphone4 also and its been my favorite iphone to date (I had a 3 and the original in the past). I paid 70 GBP for it and its lasted me like 2 years now, its sustained many falls even one of several meters without sustaining anything other than minor damage. Unfortunately once it fell out of my pocket and landed on the ground screen first which fucked it up but its still usable. Soon I will be getting a hand me down iphone5s from my younger brother (who is more successful than me). I look forward to getting it but I don't think I'll get another one after that as I hate the appearance of the newer iphones.
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>>36340551
Not drinking alcohol is like having good hygiene though lad.
Shit fucks your liver and the most popular LAD beverages taste like shit.
>beer
>cider tastes like off apple juice
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>>36340564
one of the few then arnt ya lad. most people on 4chan who support hitler are neets living on benefits provided because of the liberals
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Force memes in Yinggan
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>>36340543
free will literally always leads to degeneracy, you cannot stop it
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Buy cheap steel
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>>36340589
But anon (or you) are arguing about muh degeneracy not muh health. Unless you also want to impose a strict diet on everyone because god forbid anyone enjoys themselves and dies a few years early.
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>>36340565
its well known we fought on the wrong side of ww2, our ancestors fought then, and we can accept their mistake now
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>>36340616
little man's still forcing
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>>36340609
So be it. Would rather have free will.
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how long would you lads last now if you were forced into a WW2 style war with average training as infantry with your fitness and health and socialibility as it is now?

ww3 is around the corner and it wont be a nuclear war like the media scares you with
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>>36340624
>its well known we fought on the wrong side of ww2
Literally kill yourself you cunt
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>>36340632
this is why the west will fall, thanks you fucking retard
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Watch CCTV9
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>>36340547
forced memes
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>>36340639
I wouldn't last at all, honestly if conscription came around I would go on the run
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>>36340639
I'd probably dodge the draft for desert tbqh.
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>>36340645
You're welcome. Please write to me from Saudi!
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>>36340278
The point I made was with buying cancer drugs online because the NHS will get you the cheapest stuff, and I'm sure that everyone would agree that we should all have the best healthcare possible.

To get the best healthcare possible we'd have to vote Green and nobody is going to do that.

It's not as simple as "just vote" when most parties hold the same outdated beliefs.

A better example is the Iraq war which nobody wanted but we still got. We couldn't have voted for anyone else because we were still going to be stuck in Iraq.

Society doesn't get a say in anything this country does so how can you say that laws work for us when we don't decide them.

>>36340381
>There are plenty of people with bad upbringings who don't go and kill people.
Yes, because every single person on this planet is different and has different breaking points.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigenetics
If you think environment isn't very important to who we become you may want to read up on Epigenetics or just simply look at crime rates among low income areas.

I appreciate you want to share your middle class families opinions online but you may want to get some perspective.
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>>36340639
Bootcamp will get the flab off
I would hate to be in the army fucking hate people shouting ang telling me what to do
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Dock ships in Shanghai
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>>36340680
Well, what do I do about a fat child?
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Play Mahjong
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>>36340639
How could they? Can you imagine trying conscription these days?
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>>36340616
Kek nice meme haha xdXd lmaoover here.
Check this out, duble. praise keV haha xDCfd
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>>36340499
only dumb neo nazis idolise hitler
proper intelligent white supremacists hate him
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>>36340639
actually not sure. i lift, used to box. trying to get into cardio more now because my ftiness isnt great. social skills are not great but that wouldent be a worry. i would probably fair better than the average person
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>>36340639
I can barely walk a mile without my knees and shins aching.
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>>36340639
i've played cod since MW2 i'm pretty good desu, i've become a proficient killer skilled in the art of warfare, i'll be good lad
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>>36340665
>point out saudi arabia has loads of good things about it which keeps the population in line and the country in good shape
>OMG UR A MUSSIE GO BACK THERE U LOVE SAUDI

you people are so fucking blinded by your hatred of muslims you arent willing to accept while they are our enemies, the way they run things means they will be in better shape than us and your refusal to adopt some of their strict customs will be our downfall

so please, keep that dildo up your arse and sucking off your "female" friends while muslim hordes rape and kill us because you are too fucking stupid
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>>36340691
sign it up to the army as cannon fodder
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>>36340675
>I appreciate you want to share your middle class families opinions online but you may want to get some perspective.
Excuse me m8 I grew up in a family on benefits. Nice ad hominem though
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>>36340620
I'm a different anon to /pol/ muh degeneracy
I just don't understand why you would want to drink when it's not fun and tastes bad. It also fucks your health.
>beer belly
>bad livers
People who drink heavily shouldn't get NHS
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Emigrate to vancouver
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>>36338665
Lol he fucking called it. Nigger nigger on the wall who's the niggerest of them all
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>>36340596
most people on 4chan who support hitler are neets living on benefits

Citation needed
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>>36340699
people dont like your meme
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>>36340721
I'm sorry but I value my freedom

Actually I'm not sorry for that
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Have no more than 1 child
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>>36340755
outdated lad
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>>36340639
i'd be fine under pressure since i dont have much fear as an autist but im too unfit to even walk 500 meters
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>>36340736
you know i am right unless you are completely new here
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>>36340755
Who the fuck is that anyway non of his jokes have made me laugh
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>>36340721
A lot of people there are probably miserable as fuck. I bet you're imagining some pure country where you'd be near the top of the pile and not in a slum with nothing enjoyable in life.
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>>36340716
All ready to charge into battle with a grenade stuffed up your arse so you at least take some of the enemy out when they kill you.
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>>36340776
The guy running the 2nd most powerful country in the world, dipshit
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Respect Xi Jinping
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>>36340729
I used to find drinking fun and a lot of people still do. I dont think it should be abused constantly though.
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>>36340487
were are the progressive whites protesting in the streets over this?
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>>36340798
>>36340755
>>36340731
>>36340699
>>36340683
Please stop. These are so bad.
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What's with this new '''meme''' which is basically vargposting, but with the Chinese President.
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>>36340809
alright, thats enough. fuck off with this meme. you are posting it like 20 times per thread. no need. its not funny.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12766457
have youre say on the xi and kev memes
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>have a little fart in the shower
>water runs over it
>instantly smells 1000x times worse
Why is it so addicting lads
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>>36340774
Lefties on 4chan are all interracial porn addicted cuckolds. You know I'm right unless you're new here
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>>36340826
first time actually, I'm a convert
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>>36340821
It's one retard who does nothing but constantly force memes all day and then wanks to the thought of being a mememaster
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>>36340725
I like how you dodged the rest of my post.

Really gave me something to think about.
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>>36340790
whys he running a country no one can beat Bolt its a waste of time even trying
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>>36340755
forceful memes are shit tier lad, put effort in and create something we can get behind, at least shipanon had a meme that people enjoyed
>>
why does OBS desync so often
it's fucking annoying
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>>36340830
>cupping water in your hand infront of your arsehole
>farting into the pool
>bubbles
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>>36340837
im not a lefty, you retard.

>everyone that disagrees with me is a lefty

exactly like the sjws
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>>36340868
what the fuck is wrong with you?

original berating
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>>36340837
I am a "leftie" but only get turned on by white female porn
apart from pony
and well all that rule34 stuff but none of thats rea so doesnt count
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>tfw to silly to care about politics
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>someone actually like the kev meme
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>>36340917
cant wait til your childlike brain is destroyed by war/famine/disaster
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>>36340919
probably the guy who posts it
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>>36340890
it's ok to generalise when I do it.

You're a dickhead either way
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>>36340935
That's ok. At least I wont worry too much before hand
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>>36340935
me too as well silly boy
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>>36340942

Someone sincerely likes both, assuming that each of the Kev and Xi votes were by the creator.
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>>36340917
>Anonymous 04/17/17(Mon)16:55:52 No.36340917>>36340935
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> >tfw to silly to care about politics
my childlike brain was destroyed by drugs
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Where's the /Goodfellas/ poster? I like routine and his absence is making me anxious
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>>36340917
i know that feel lad, hopefully we can get back to silly comfy times again
>>36340935
you sound like a cheery twat don't you
fuck off with your 3 ponyfuckers of the apocolypse
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>>36340948
nah, lad. you're the dick head. you support hitler. you are edge master. if you actually speak to people on /pol/ you would know i am right.
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>>36340847
Honestly just got tired of pointlessly debating politics in /britfeel/ m8
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>>36340985

Probably too busy force the Xi Jinping meme right now.
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>>36340985
be quiet /goodfella/ poster
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you know leeds poster just to say if youre there, im glad you are out of the playoff spots after scoring that last minute equaliser, even if we are with you in the championship next season, im glad you wont have any chance of coming up

t. not angry or salty newcastle fan
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Has anyone else noticed Wojak in the OP has chink eyes?
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>>36341056
Hmm, has it always been like that or is it only since the inclusion of the Chinese flag?
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>>36341073

I compared with an old OP, the eyes have definitely been changed.
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>>36341056

Also, he's thinking about Xi in the thought bubble
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>Oh it's great being a shitty memeposter in /britfeel/
>nobody dares pick up and spread my shitty memes
>oh ching chong cha
>sexy kev blesses you with doubles that are prevalent in all threads
* cuts to anons telling him how shit his memes are
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>>36338391
I dont like all the chink stuff in the op image.
>>
Purseowner 5 takes forever to load on the ol' PS3
>>
seriously worried about my lack of vitamin D
my back is starting to hurt
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>>36341056
>tfw my many memes and personalities are still not on the op image
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>>36341115
>shitty /a/ games
>console

wew lad how poor are you
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>>36341106

>2017: I don't like all the chink stuff in the OP image
>2030: I don't like all the chink stuff in everyday life
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>>36340967
>tfw fed up with most peoples me me s
>cant be arsed with making me me s
>liking the Pepe child me me s
>when you just post random images off desktop
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>>36341128
they'll have been memes people enjoyed lad. seems shit gets put in the image nowadays.
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>>36341105

kek, you saved the thread right at the end with some quality content

godspeed anon
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>>36341134
I actually have a near top of the line gaming pc that I used for nothing but VN's.
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>>36341186
post rig

doubt this is original
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needs to be less arguing. its all pointless. no one is convincing each other. at best people are reinforcing their identity.
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>>36341017
I'm not the /Goodfella/ poster/ Wouldn't I have posted it by now if I was?
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>>36341021
DELETE THIS

oririrororiror
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>>36341199
>>36341186
never seen the point in pc gaming unless you want to play specific games. most games get brought out on consoles these days.
>>
I hate posting just before a thread change
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>>36341134
>shitty /a/ game
>universal acclaim despite not buying into the lefty video game critic agenda of gay, trans and no sexy girl characters
wew
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Just went to asda and dropped a whole chilli pepper tub because I was flipping it while walking. Then did that thing where you try to bounce it mid air but hit it too far and it went everywhere. Had to just walk away and leave in shame.
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>>36341202
id love not to argue, but when people threaten the very fabric of our country by wanting to continue to gobble down leftist nonsense purely because "we cant do what saudi arabia does they are muslims!", it physically hurts me, how the fuck can any decent englishman, scotsman, welshman or irishman want to destroy their country like this?
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>>36341224
mainly rts and sandbox games, since they only work on PC
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>>36341242
>also anime

automatically shit
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>>36341106
i apologize for my shit paint skills
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New thread is up now lads

>>36341274
>>36341274
>>
>I hope you are well. I have just seen your email enquiry asking if its possible to have electrolysis and laser at the same time. You can have both treatments at the same time if its different areas that you want treating. Electrolysis is suitable for white/grey hairs and the hair needs to be in the follicle. Laser is treating darker hair. In answer to your second question Yes we would need to patch test you if you want a different part of your body treated. we have you booked in for your next laser treatment on
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>>36341199

>>36341224
It' good for emulating old ps2 and gamecube games.

Plus ps3 emulation should be decent by next year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI7nRkq9CEo
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>>36341283
*muffled Rule Britannia in the distance*
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>>36341283

Wojak still has chink eyes
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>>36341224
you can usually play the games better if they are multiplat, i say usually because some games just run like ass on pc for no reason, as well as having the autism games like ck2, eu, hoi, rts games
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>>36341287
they use the chink op image
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>36341127
You have made me go and eat a bowl of spinach
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>>36341307
im not good enouth to fix that ok?
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>>36341308
Are rts autism games? They are all I've ever played. Uh oh
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>>36341338
yes but there is nothing wrong with autism games
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>>36341224
More versatile, I don't need shitloads of boxes plugged in to do something I can do with my PC
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I want to force a meme lads. How about reliant robins?
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>>36341216
who knows lad, people try to gain attention however they can, get a few (You)s then it pops up again.
i do apologise though and appreciate the nice post correcting me.
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>>36341369

Dale from supermarket sweep
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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