/britfeel/ drug dealing and pre-workout edition

Glad to be out of that thread and in this one.

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Milk Cat 7

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>>36259648
/pol/ doesn't watch anime

>me asking about preworkouts made it into the edition
oh fuck yes lads

Don't drop the soap

Don't drop the soap

very important poll, please respond
http://www.strawpoll.me/12744100/

I've ran out of weed. Anyone in cumbria want to sell me an ounce?

>>36259659
Milk Cat 8

>in uni
>buy LSD from silk road
>share it with friends
>they tell their friends i'm the LSD guy
>suddenly everyone starts asking me for it
>decide to sell it
>originally sell it at cost price (4 pounds)
>ton of demand
>wait a minute, i'm taking a big risk here
>sell it for 20 a tab
>decide to expand
>tell people about candy-flipping
>eventually sell MDMA for 50 a gram

rich uni students don't know about drug prices. profit.

>>36259659
Still laughing about that cat and his fucking Tesco milk

>>36259665
>always on time
>did good deals
>actually stayed friends with some customers after I finished
>never harrassed any girl
>never ripped anyone off
>even started damaging other dealers buisness because of how nice I was

Can we continue the hate towards prison gays?
Go to /lgbt/ you faggots
I'm not here to hear about you pretending to suck each other off.

>>36259704
Start selling coke now if you want to make proper money.

>>36259710
did you carry a knife?

>>36259725
7/8 of the thread being racist pol shit is fine though right? Dickhead

>>36259743
I binned that shit and saved a life.

>>36259743
Nah. Most of my customers we middle class kids or gay twinks.

>>36259725
they seem less active these days because people started to call them out more

>>36259733

different industry, different crowd. you need protection otherwise it's gonna end badly.

i was ripped off 350 pounds when i got involved with mephedrone and that's not as bad as coke in terms of userbase

>>36259745
Actually there's a decent amount of hate for /pol/ here.

Fuck /pol/ too, They force their politics into everything.

>>36259758
In theory yeah, but he could just keep punting to rich students. Keep it small, all he needs is 3-4 of them to buy a gram a week and he's making a good wedge.

>>36259779
>Fuck /pol/ too

Fuck you, faggot.

If you don't agree with /pol/, you don't belong on 4chan.

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Harold Shipman did nothing wrong


unoriginal,kek

>>36259828
>If you don't agree with /pol/, you don't belong on 4chan.

not true at all. most of /pol/ is edgy kids. 4chan isnt a hug box. people can have different opinions. /pol/ may be the norm but its also a norm to be a virgin so by your anyone who isnt a virgin isnt welcome

>>36259828
Let me guess, newfag who arrived during Brexit/Trump?

>>36259725
>Can we continue the hate towards prison gays?
Why? That may actually bring the activity back Prision gays are made up of submissive virgins who like the thought of being dominated by a man, problem being only one gay poster showed anything close to dominant tendacies. Now Jun 'more of me to love' lad isn't posting neither can the others. Being the massive attention whore he is however I'm sure he'll be back shortly with you supplying mentions.

>>36259828
Oh really? Well maybe you should make me leave then.

Oh, wait a minute. You have no power. You're completely impotent. Both here, and in your life. That's why you've turned to your sickening racist views, because it gives you some sense of power and self worth in a completely powerless life.

I'm going to stick around here, and you can't do anything about it. Just like you can't do anything about any of your problems.

I'm going nowhere. Fucking cry about it, cuck.

>>36259878
You can't make me leave either

leaving answering machine messages is fecking nervous, if you fuck up its there forever

>>36259878
Oof. Brutal. /pol/ BTFO.

>>36259878
this

/pol/ are a bunch of insecure weak faggots

>>36259779
And r9k forces it's "muh boi pussy" "mah weed" into everything.

I hate both you fuckers.

>>36259828
>If you don't agree with /pol/, you don't belong on 4chan.
You do know they've changed allegiances before right? Or are you happy to drop all of your beliefs on a random day because you won't have a circlejerk to join?

>>36259725
I hope Putin changes his mind about Vlad and sends him to Siberia

>>36259866
>Let me guess, newfag who arrived during Brexit/Trump?

I arrived in mid 2012

>>36259896
Did I say that you don't belong here?

Of course not. I'm not a weakling who gets triggered by people with different views.

>>36259898
: https://youtu.be/bxO_wp0AQqY

>>36259828
Is that what you think? Protip: I will never, ever fucking do what you say. Not ever. This is not an ultimatum, this is not a threat, this is my fucking five-year plan. I don't give a fuck what you think you can do. You spam threads I'm browsing, I'll post on-topic, AND BUMP, just to spite you. You shitpost and I'll shitpost back with double the length, girth, and fucking intensity. You'll THINK you've killed a thread that's on page 9 and I'll bring it back while you're lying in bed. For every word you post, I will post three, and in the end, it is YOU who will tire.
>H-he'll get tired eventually! I have nothing to worry about!
Ha! Is that what you think? Get this through your thick head: I have read every page of Case Closed. I have filled EVERY codex entry in Warframe. I do meaningless, pointless, autistic shit for tens of hours at a time just to show that I CAN. I've been training at this for my entire life. I will go to any extreme to frustrate you. I will countersage. I will make twenty new threads and post in all of them. I will profile your posting with fucking MATH and hunt you on every board, every website, every state, and every country. Report me? My shell scripts can set up a new VPN in less time than it takes your shitty slavic dial-up to load the button. I don't care who you are. If by some evil fucking anti-miracle you become a mod, I'll spend every dime I have and every waking minute bringing this site down on top of us both. If you become the fucking president, I'll incite a civil war and hang you from a fucking gibbet. I will fight you to the last through any universe.
>"I-it's just copypasta! He can't be serious!"
Do you realize where you are? If not, allow me to lend you a clue: this isn't fucking Reddit, where you can bend the consensus over with a few bots and some upvotes. It's not Twitter, where you can pay some memelord to RT you and buy a few hundred followers. This is 4CHAN, idiot, and you have no domain here.

Just finished Youjo Senki and really enjoyed it

Hope it gets a season 2, and hopefully they dont change the art style due to pressure, saw some cunts online complaining about it and wanting it to look more like standard moeblob trash

>>36259913
4chan supporting the far right is self defeatist. most of them would not survive in a far right world. its the liberals who are keeping them alive. they would probably kill themselves due to anxiety if the far right took over.

its so fucking retarded

>another /pol/ conversation right near the start of the thread
You made this one uncomfy fast.

the day brit feel BTFO /pol

>>36259949

That anime is utter shit.
I'd rather be bummed by a giant lizard than watch that again.

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Lads the florist on Rhod Gilbert's show is quite the QT

>>36259933

Never seen this one before

>>36259971
I respectfully disagree with your opinion and hope you have a nice day, good sir

>>36259959

Just leave then. :) Go back to 9gag.

>>36259694
Funding criminals, terrorists and the destruction of our nation, congratulations anon, I hope you feel proud doing an inherently more dangerous drug than alcohol, you know the stuff which is legal for a reason and is available to you?

That is unless you are underage and can't get alochol, so have to resort to being a criminal.

What reason is there to support remaining in the EU

>>36259991
Shitty bait. Be a bit more subtle next time.
>>36260001
I feel like this is bait too. I know that I'm baiting every time I bring up the EU.

>>36259982
>not wanting to have the some boring conversation for the 10th time this week means I should go to another site
Alright then mate.

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>just had to reasure mummy I dont think war is coming
>mfw I hope war is coming

>>36259991
>That is unless you are underage

Of course he is

>>36260001

None.

We pay way more than we should to be in it and get little benefit.

The only ones who like it are Pakistanis and Muslims who want free dole money and crime sprees. And hippies ofcourse.

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Any of you lads noticed this one yet?

There's the authoritarian left and right, they're branded as "SJW" and "alt-right" respectively.

Both don't have any answers, but absolutely love an argument (for argument's sake, of course).
They shit up every topic they broach, I know first hand their fiddling with vidya and software.
Both sides can dish it out, but can't take it, hurling insults at any criticism.

With regard to that brain meme going around, would authoritarianism be pic related?

Makes me bloody giggle, it does.

>>36260018
All disgusting weed smokers are, they just can't enjoy alcohol because their mummies wont let them, so they lie, steal and commit crimes to feed their addiction of an illegal drug.

well lads the http://www.strawpoll.me/12744100/ shoe size poll reveals i have the joint largest feet in this thread

>>36259912
I'm the original person who posted that he hates the prison fags. I also hate both. I don't get why we can't just have a board free of these posters.

It's actually possible to have a good time with people who have opposing political views. You just don't talk about politics.

This is how normal people do it. It seems like edgy fuckers in this thread can't resist airing their controversial views though. I'd like to see them do it in real life down at the dole office or in their minimum wage jobs.

>>36259921
>tfw you know what a link will be before you click it

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alright now lads

BIG BOY DISCUSSION TIME

tell me a book that has strongly effected your outlook on life

i will start: The Brothers Karamazov

>>36260032
Size 11 reporting
so many feet manlets here apparently

>>36259912
how can you force a boi pussy into anything
it's a hole

you can't force a hole lad

>>36260058

The Holy BibIe

>>36260058
Harry Potter made me understand life in a way no other work of literature has managed.

>>36260010
>I feel like this is bait too.

Bait implies there will be replies, there isn't going to be any replies for someone asking about positives for staying in the EU

>>36260058
Think and Grow Rich
How To Make Friends and Influence People
The Richest Man in Babylon

>>36259704
O shit what uni you at, might do it myse;lf

>>36260058

The hungry Caterpillar.

>>36260078
i know lad, these absolute manlets are shocking

IMPORTANT POLL --> http://www.strawpoll.me/12744223
>IMPORTANT POLL --> http://www.strawpoll.me/12744223
IMPORTANT POLL --> http://www.strawpoll.me/12744223
>IMPORTANT POLL --> http://www.strawpoll.me/12744223
IMPORTANT POLL --> http://www.strawpoll.me/12744223
>IMPORTANT POLL --> http://www.strawpoll.me/12744223

Nonces and fags should be put in concentration camps

>>36260051
This is the truth IMO. I have a very opposing view to the large majority of the people in these threads and I still get along well with people here I just don't bring it up. If I want to discuss politics I go to a politics board whether it be one I agree with or not. Also interacting with people with different opinions even if you're not talking about politics helps you get out of the echo chamber which can be common nowadays.

>>36260085
Good point. Anyone clever enough to know there are clear advantages for staying in the EU is also clever enough to avoid obvious bait.

When I post pro-EU bait though, all the Brexit thickos are replying in droves.

>>36260058
Philip K. Dick's "Faith of Our Fathers" is a seminal classic of Blackpill Literature, and "Maze of Death" anticipated /r9k/ by half a century.

Does anyone else remember Lithursdays? With RAR-images full of books?

>>36260058
The Stranger haha lad

My life has already directly improved as a result of the referendum

>>36260058

BEE'S Less than Zero

Hunter S Thompson's Fear and Loathing

Kafka's metamorphosis

Simply because they were the first 'different' lit I read when I was a teen

>>36260058

> Fahrenheit 451

Bradbury called it, who reads anymore?
He called Twitter, 140 characters, quick, to the point, fast fast fast.

But the knowledge will live on, those oddball readers that pick up The Brothers Karamazov, Othello etc. to pass along to future generations.

Knowledge is indelible, no matter how hard technology tries to eradicate it.

I know he despised the internet as a concept, but I wonder what he'd think of /britfeel/?

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>tfw no qt N.K weather girl gf

>>36260110
Totally agree. I'd love to go for a pint with Shipanon even though he's a BNP member and I'm an extreme liberal. We'd just talk about other shit.

>>36259704
I'm getting into drugs and I have a question; is the silk road and the deep web legit; not buying hard drugs just some peng

>>36260105
Why did you pick Fascism?

Why did you pick Falangism?

Why did you pick National Socialism?

>>36259659
Milk Cat 9

>>36260029

A lot of people who were considered classic liberals or centrists got pushed to the right though because of the overwhelming noise coming from the authoritarian left.

I've been watching a lot of Jordan Peterson videos lately and it's amazing to see him just completely shut down all the SJWs because he knows their arguments better than they do.

He knows how since the 90's universities have just been a breeding ground for post-modern marxists to push their ideologies onto impressionable young people and that's where all this victim as an ideology came from.

>>36260158

It's a honeypot. Anyone who isn't a thicko knows that.

>>36260158
>The Silk Road

The Silk Road closed down about 4 years ago mate. It's Alphabay and Dream Market now.

>>36259991
Failed bait.

>>36260169
Shitty bait Anon. Nice try though.

>>36259659
Milk Cat 10

>>36260058
Chantelle Houghton-Living the Dream

>>36260058
>>36260084
>>36260090
>>36260120
>>36260126
>>36260138
>>36260145
>t. Easily led
form you're own philosophy and become ubermensch

>>36259659
Milk Cat 11

Is it worth buying smellpoof container? Do they even work well?

>>36260156
This, I generally detest talking about politics, and am glad that the 2016 season is over

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>>36260182

Are you stupid? Or haven't you heard of the tards getting it delivered to their home address and getting arrested?

>>36260206
>form you're own philosophy and become ubermensch

suggesting that i am not widely read and dont question everything i read.

calm it, lad.

>>36260240
>Still trying to bait

Mate you got called out. You can't just reply to someone calling you out as bait with more bait. Try a different one.

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I really hope one day, someone posts something in britfeel so surreal, that it gets about 200(you)s

Like Ian Duncan Smith with a timestamp, or a fresh corpse or something

>>36260222
dont buy into it, i farted in one and closed it but i could still smell the fart

>>36260166

It's a failing of our political education, imo.

What are the statistical chances that the (left | right) have all the answers?

What about if the left have X correct, and workable, but you can also take Y from the right and have everybody happy.

centerism is best ideology, when they're not fucking us over by breaking election pledges

>>36260112
There's a way to game that, and it's to have severe opinions on everything, such that your average 4channer cannot help but step on your toes. Then you can call him, just for example, a "weeb poofter degenerate", and have an excuse to lay down the law.

This accomplishes a couple of things.
>allows you to bring your views up
>allows you to polarize the thread
>if you're confident in your numbers, it allows you to gang up on 'em and use social proof to steer the rest of the rubes into your cult
>if you win, it makes you look strong and boosts your brand
>all of these help solidify the ingroup

Gotta think meta. The actual choice of target doesn't really matter on an object level, as long as they're weak and an easy target for moral entrepreneurship. If it weren't for the traps and weebs, it'd be NEETs, incels, and frogposters. And it will be, too, as soon as they run low on fodder. Even /britfeel/ isn't safe.

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>>36260231
Happy to hear that.
Glad to work out a truce with Shipman.

He hasn't got enough morphine to take me down

>>36260266
Problem is with anything in the centre is you get people who go:

>FENCE SITTER

and ignore you

Quite hungover lads, worth going to the gym or not?

>>36260252
> People have gotten arrested for buying drugs from shady sources
> I don't like it so it's bait

You can literally do a quick Google search and find out you wrong. But nah. Lure another sheep to the slaughter. Forget telling him of the dangers.

Precisely why I don't trust addicts. They give bad advice.

>>36260310
Its best never going incase it makes you feel uncomfortable

>>36260254
i reckon one day someone is going to post the meaning of life and everyone is going to ignore it because its too long to read

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>>36260283

I'm slowly winding down into retirement old chap, good to see another killer is ready to take my place. /britfeel/ could do with some fresh blood, in more ways than one.

What do you call a pub that all the local birds flock to?

She's read my message about going for coffee, no reply yet.

oh well... :(

>>36260329
you dont arf frighten me sometimes lad

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All this talk of murderers and never been any Sutcliffeposting.

>>36260323
>He's still trying

This is better though.

If you didn't post the bit about "addicts" then I'd have believed you were sincere.

This is my last reply to this.

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Just ate 4 hot cross buns in a row lads.

Post waifus.

>>36260365

Probably because you're looking for a vein that hasn't collapsed and need every bit of brainpower you have to find it.

Liiiiife feels like a waiting rooooom attt the deeeeeentiiiiists. Juuust fuuuucking puuuut mee toooo sleeeeeeeeep

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>He doesn't have a literal murderer in the family

Step your game sup lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cKcQ3lYZS0

>>36260266

The thing is both sides are partially right.

Conservatives want to keep things the same. Liberals want to change things.

But if you keep things exactly the same it eventually breaks down and if you change everything then it eventually breaks down.

You should change just enough that it keeps the status quo going but neither side seems to understand that.

Now all the radical left authoritarian liberals want to literally tear down the foundation of society with some equity of outcome bullshit.

>flatmate went out drinking last night
>got arrested
>spent the night in the cells
>going to pick him up in an hour
This is why I drink in my room. Fucking idiot

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Hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Origalow

>>36260506
was hoping to see the tiddies lactate desu

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Any of you lads watching this TV program?

My mate said it was good but it's kinda hard to watch and follow, it's just "DUDE WEIRD SHIT LOL".

>reading comments on unilad because i am bored

it frightens me how retarded some young women are

how many coffees is bad, this is getting out of hand

>>36260603

4 a day is the upper limit before it becomes problematic really, what are you on these days?

>>36260058
Capitalism and Freedom
Milton Friedman

>>36260471
Is this copypasta or something? You've posted this before

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>>36260371
Were they nice
I am not smol. ;_;

why do people who like facebook pages tag others in the comment section rather than actually making a comment? they should just send the video to someone if they want them to see it. no point in having a comment section if people only use it to tag others

Suicidal today, lads. What method would you choose, just out of interest?

>>36260471
What did he get arrested for

>>36260614
4 or 5 maybe, putting a good few spoonfuls in at times though la

>mummy got me an easter egg

Why do people on Facebook post statuses? Why not just message their actual friends when something happens.

>>36260651

What attracts you to carton girls?

>>36260652
so they can get that little charge from publicly being tagged, normies live for that shit

>>36260675
Real girls are scary.

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>>36259933
saved. and zchecked.

>>36260663
Think i'd have to go for the classic noose desu lad. No other way imo. Errrrr, what's got you down I suppose?

>>36259933
Kek, nice meme dude

>>36260553

Any choice examples?

>>36260553
Examples please Anon.

>>36260685
its retarded. sometimes i see a video, i want to discuss it, and all i find is tags.

but yeah, you're right, i think. glad i only have a fake facebook account, and pretty much never use it.

Who /rugby super league/ here?

>>36260614
Not him but I drink 6-8 large cups a day with 2-3 teaspoons in each one. Ive been like this since i was 14.

Do i have a problem?

>>36260697

A string of theoretically minor medical issues that the GP won't take seriously but cumulatively they've wrecked my quality of life. If I could take a pill to just not wake up, I would. I don't look forward to anything.

>>36260774
not for me lad my teams in championship

>>36260796
What are the issues? I'm dealing with similar stuff. My doctor is absolutely shit and whenever I tell them something that's wrong with me he says "what do you want me to do about it?". Its ridiculous.

>>36260747
>>36260751

>video of some guy getting angry because his gf used a phone he bought her to send nudes to other guys

female commented such things as - "she dodged a bullet, he mad" "you buy someone a phone, and now you own them baka" "she probably cheated because he is gay" "no wonder she cheated, he is crazy"

>did shit eating within my calorie limit on a few days this week
>got better over the past couple of days and ramped up my exercise
>trying to break even rather than gain weight this week
>mum says shes going to pick up a big kfc order today

kill me, i know its my fault at the end of the day because i have no will power

>>36260829

Christ. Fucking sluts think they can have their cake and eat it.

Good luck when they hit 35 and noone wants their used up bitter ass.

>>36260663
>Suicidal today, lads. What method would you choose

I'd put on my Facebook that I'm a paedo and wait for the nonce bashing.

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Just made a brew and some porridge. Gotta keep up my energy.

>>36260947
they have it too easy at a young age.

if a girl did this to me i would go ape shit

>>36260829
>>36260947
>>36260985
It sounds like the guy is a fanny though. The only appropriate thing to do in that situation is to just stop talking to her.

Going mental enough to end up in a viral video isn't the right way to deal with anything.

>>36260814
Not a Saracens fan by any chance?

>>36260821

IBS but I've had that for years. That'll get better again in time. Anxiety that comes with it stops me looking forward to anything.

Have had the corners of my mouth opening up and bleeding on and off for a year. Seems to have left me with weird swelling of my bottom lip that makes me look like I'm wearing lipstick. Will be months before I see a dermatologist and it's clearly not a common thing and it's not cancer so I doubt they'll want to do anything.

This hormone problem that's wrecking my penis. There's a drug that'll get the level down and probably solve it all but GP doesn't want to do anything without an endocrinologist, so that'll be months as well. In the meantime she'll give me viagra but it doesn't work half the time because the problem is hormonal.

It's mostly the lips at the moment. I've never liked looking at myself in the mirror anyway and now it makes me want to die.

Not sure if I'm going to tell the GP how I feel. She'll just want to put me on more antidepressants but I don't feel depressed. I feel like it's a logical decision.

>>36260951

Sounds like a painful way to go, m8. I'll leave that one alone

>>36260796
>A string of theoretically minor medical issues that the GP won't take seriously
>>36260821
>My doctor is absolutely shit and whenever I tell them something that's wrong with me he says "what do you want me to do about it?"

Memes aside, this is why Shipman still had patients come to him even when there were papparazi camped outside his surgery accusing him of being a serial killer.

Shipman was known not to rest until his patients were satisfied with the treatment they were receiving. He wouldn't just fob people off with some random antibiotics or anti-depressant. He'd take time to find underlying causes, and find the most effective treatment, rather than just prescribe something to mask the symptoms.

If a patient comes to a doctor in March with depression or fatigue for example, most doctors won't even bother doing a blood test to determine serum Vitamin D levels, despite this being a very probably underlying cause.

>>36261028
It's insane how much better medical care is when you pay for it.

I am in a foreign country at the moment and I get hit with a bill every time I go to a doctor (my insurance would cover me for crazy expensive shit, but for anything under 2000 I'm on my own)

They actually treat you like you're a valued customer in a nice place, and they'll do anything to help you. Compare that to the UK where you're just an annoyance.

>>36260994
he probably went a bit far making a video but that doesent diminish the retarded comments by the women

i dont know if ignoring her is the best thing because then she faces no consequences. its also the case that if something like this happens, unless you're like a fucking monk or something, you're bound to get angry.

>look up recipe for microwavable porridge
>All the units are in cups, even the liquids
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS

>>36261121
Cups are a better unit though anon.
I'd rather just get a cup than have to measure out shit in a jug. It saves me valuable neet time

>>36261079
>Compare that to the UK where you're just an annoyance.

this is why i am not exactly opposed to getting rid of the NHS.

Unless you're old, you dont really need to go the doctors that often. i havent been the doctors for years. and if you do have something seriously wrong with you, extra money will be given to you anyway.

>>36261167
But most people have scales and a measuring jug. When they say "cup" I guess they mean those weird american measuring utensils in varying sizes which I don't have.

On the topic of food and cooking. Are there any food lads here who know how to cook? Want to get into it but don't really know where to start.

>>36261121
40grams of oats with 300ml of water or milk for 3 and a half minutes on a 850W Microwave.

>>36260997
nope. hx

>>36261253
Thanks but i just did 170g because of this cup recipe. Looks way too much though.

>>36261243
Start with basic stuff lad, anyone can whip up a stirfry or pasta bolognese

who /alreadyeatentoomuchchocolate/ here

Silk Road or Alphabay, boys? I'm sick of everything so may as well try some drugs.

>>36261278
I just did 40g, pretty much a single bowl full of porridge.

What is it with Manchester and murder?

>>36261072
Honestly mate I wouldn't even mind a lethal dose these days.
>>36261028
Sorry to hear mate. Could you try exaggerating how bad things are to them? It seems to be the only way actually get help. Or be really persistent and annoy the shit out if them with appointments until they finally want to fix you so you'll fuck off. Obviously its pretty bad already but you might need to make it sound even worse.

>>36260663
not sure but there's a book kinda related i want to check out called final exit

>>36261121
Fuck I never understood this, cups aren't a standard unit of measurement, the size of a cup can vary a lot. fucking yanks, no wonder they're so fat, all their cups are probably the size of sports direct mugs.

>>36261287
Thanks, I'll look into some basic recipes. I don't really think I've had proper food before at home desu. My mum just throws the sauce she makes on top of soggy pasta without mixing it together.

>>36260648
I certainly haven't? Strange
>>36260664
He accidental smacked a girl in the face on the nightclub dancefloor. Bouncer came over, he started a fight with the bouncer. Police called, he wouldn't calm down, so they arrested him. Apparently he doesn't remember it.

He is buying me a takeaway tonight at least

>>36260663
I have access to a shotgun, I'd just blow my face off m8

>>36261392
But they are. When they refer to cups they don't mean literally any cup. They have specific things in their kitchens for it called measuring cups. Still annoying as fuck though if you aren't american.

>>36261357
It's so depressing there that you have nothing better to do than kill and hope you end up in a prison somewhere else in the country.

>>36261305
i'm pretty sure silk road isn't a thing anymore

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>>36261392
>all their cups are probably the size of sports direct mugs.

>>36260058
catcher in the rye unironically

>>36261372

I've thought about telling her I'm suicidal but I'm afraid they'll just up the medication I'm already on (I'm on an old antidepressant to deal with the anxiety because she won't give me any more valium) and make her even more convinced the penis issue is in my head. It's not - she's already had two blood tests showing the hormone problem.

This porridge is so bad. I followed the yank recipe but it ms like I'm eating raw horse oats

>>36260222
just get a waterproof container or bag for phones then spray it with deodorant

Aye to those lads who said I fucked up by saying "or just text for a bit", you were right.

I stick my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels shit into my face.

83% match, 5% enemy. Fucked it right up.

>>36261580
>listening to a yank

i feel no pity, lad.

>>36261599
What exactly did you say lad? I missed it.

>>36261580
fill a pan with milk, add in some oats and honey. stir until thicc. thats how i make it and it tastes great

>>36261305
Alphabay is probably best considering that's the only one that exists.

>Should I go to Woolworths or Tesco?
>Should I rent a video from Blockbusters or get it on iTunes?

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so proud of britain

the only country that considers immigration their biggest problem

>>36261623

So we're 7 messages deep, she's writing pretty long messages; I'm writing back similarly, and I thought "this is a dating site, lets set up a date".

So I says "If you're free next week, wanna grab a coffee? Or just text if you're not much of a "meeting" person".
She says she's pretty introverted, so I suppose meeting new people is a bit daunting, she may prefer just texting for a while before meeting.

It's been 'read' for a few hours now.

Let it be known lads, I fucking tried. Of the 15 sent to other women, 4 read, zero replies.

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Just opened a Christmas cracker that was hidden in my attic. Must be about 30+ years old. What did they mean by this?

>>36261697
That makes you look like a lunatic.

I could understand it if you said "Or we can get to know each other a bit more before meeting, if that makes you more comfortable."

The way you've said it is baffling. What's the point of texting if you next meet? Makes it sound like you're looking for cybersex or something.

>>36261739
Sorry that should have said "What's the point of texting if you never meet?"

>>36261724
>What is called liberality is often merely the vanity of giving

u wot m8

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>>36261599
Things will get better Ken.

>>36261697
yeah, you asked way too early. you should speak to them for a couple of days, ask for their number, text them for a few more days and then mention about meeting up

>>36261724

Man old christmas crackers were woke.

Did you even get a hat?

>>36261724
It's a quote from francois de da rochefocald, forget how the fuck you spell his name but fuck it. I forget what it means though

>>36261795
Nah that's not how he fucked up.

I've asked to meet people after the third or fourth message if it's going well, and it's always been fine.

He fucked up with the weird "Or if you don't want to meet we could just text?" thing.

>>36261754

I dunno man. I figured, like you say, I could text her to get to know her more - how her day's going etc. and then when she feels ready we'll do a face to face.

I probably did word it wrong. Hope the local college has a night class on social skills I can take, jesus.

>>36261724
i think what it means is that caring for others is often an act put on by people because they want to appear as a good person when they actually dont care.

>>36261816

It's a learning curve

>>36261822
Yeah you didn't phrase it right, it sounded like you were offering to just text her and never meet up, which is a bit mental.

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>>36261697
>So I says

>>36261816
the whole texting thing did sound a bit weird after re reading it. makes him sound like he is saying if she doesent want to meet then they can just be friends through text or something

and i dont know. from personal experience, girls often tell me that its annoying when guys ask to meet straight away. i personally prefer speaking to the person for a handful of days before meeting, or making plans to meet.

>>36261879
>handful of days

Yeah, 3-4 messages should be a handful of days.

>>36260310
Well, I went. Glad I did, feel better now. Also feel a little better about the half bottle of gin and whole tube of pringles from last night...

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>>36260371
is it just me that's cold?
I had to hug myself in bed for a bit of warmth last night n it's fucking freezing now i'm hugging myself again

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The absolute state of my life

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Bit bored tbchwy lads

>>36261965

>tuna straight from the can

you absolute mess

>>36261965
Jesus christ mate at least fucking drain the tuna from the brine.

>>36261904
usually i will speak to the girl quite a lot if we are both online at the same time

just wanked to blacked ama

>>36261965
>not toasting the bread
You've also fucked up the order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Inr7FKKWLI

>>36261697
Keep messaging her to let her know you know she's read the message but not responded.

>>36260371
will you be my bf please?
cannoli

who here manlet and proud?

>>36262027

Ever considered wanking to 'bleached' instead?

>>36262024
Maybe that works with anti-social girls. I like girls with busy lives and lots of friends, who are into going clubbing etc.

>>36262042
I'm 5'11 but tell everyone I'm 6'0 so no. I'm not proud

>>36262063
you aint a manlet anyway. 5'11 is above average height

>>36262062
how to get cheated on: the post

>>36261979
same here lad, just been staring at my wall for past 2 hours

Hey lads, Brace yourself, I'm britfeels hottest new trip

>>36260663
OD on Xanax and helium

>>36262062
fair enough then lad. yeah, i usually like girls that are into reading.

feel like putting on some sludge metal and driving around in forza horizon 3

He hasn't got the clap anymore, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3s8nWn194A

>>36262107
sludge metal? give us a listen lad don't think I've heard any before

>>36262097
Welcome mate! Good to have you here. We need some fresh energy.

What type of posts are you planning to make?

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Thinking about doing a Mandarin course at local uni lads.

costs 200 good boy points for 20 weeks.

>team leader today says 'I reckon anon smokes weed'

how the fuck does he know, this is a bit worrying

>>36262140
just the usual self centred self appreciating posts most trips make

>>36262149
you can't learn mandarin in 20 weeks lad

>>36262124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdiIgnmoCY8

there are songs which are more stoner metal but some are sludgy as well

>>36262114

I didn't think it was possible to sustain that level of autism.

>>36262149
I've got a D in GSCE mandarin. I was always shit at it. Not even sure if I could say anymore than Hello. My name is anon nowadays though.

>>36262097
Hahaha can't wait to see what you've got for us. What if we all pretend you are actually Hugh Jackman haha

>>36262155
threaten them with a lawyer, that's slander that is.

Anyone getting worried over this North Korea nuclear war that's happening? Do you think the UK will get dragged into it?

>>36262202
>nuclear war that's happening

Nothing is happening

>>36262149
That's literally 2 quid a lesson.
Bargin

>>36262180
>My name is anon nowadays though
what was it before?

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>>36262149

I've been learning it for a little while now. I know about 1,500 words mostly from memrise, but also 2 books

>>36262202
same thing usually happens every so often with north korea. seems a bit more serious now tbf but i doubt a war will happen.

cba with a world war 3 tbqh.

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>>36262173

I know that but it's a start

>>36262180

>He got to do mandarin at GCSE

What posho school did you go to lad?

>>36262252
>hou hou tai chuu bun

Did I get it right?

>>36262180
>Hello. My name is anon

Ni hao, wo de ming zi shi 'anon'

I think that's right.

>>36262278
I thought it was just "Ni Hao, wo bin anon".

Which is "I am anon". Didn't think the chinks said "my name is".

>>36262275
ho ho kou chuu bun

>>36262275

'bu bu gao zhong wen' is what the 5 chinese characters are

>>36262297
>My name is
>I am
>You can call me

I'm sure they have more than one way of introducing themselves.

>>36262041
Who are you and what is wrong with your standards

>>36262306
walk walk high middle culture

great language

Who /Yinggan/ here?

dear lord I find it's always boring after moving to a new part of the country. Anyone else have that issue?

>Decide to learn Chinese one day
>Have still yet to find a use for it
>One day, /britfeel/ would suddenly start talking Chinese
>Now I know it was finally worth learning.

>need to buy a car
>cheapest ones are 6k used
>look up insurance for one
>2k minimum

Why? Where do I buy car?

/britfeel/ right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16laJlacyWE

>>36262378
Gumtree, Facebook groups, and ebay. May car cost me 2k 4 years ago and has only needed regular servicing. I love it

wo xiang yao tsing tsao xie xie

>>36262378
>>cheapest ones are 6k used

There is literally one parked within 30 metres of me selling for 1,600.

On autotrader you could easily find cars for under 1,000.

>>36262409
kuso baka

CHINESE IS NOW THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF BRITFEEL. YOU HAVE 10 DAYS

>>36262407
>>36262416
I need something capable of pulling 20k miles a year for the next 3 years

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>>36262378
>>cheapest ones are 6k used

I've owned a different car every year for the last 10 years and I've never spent 6k on one.

>>36262428
Ping ching ping pong
Is it working?

>chinese shills trying to take over brit feel

sort it out lads

Chinese study group when?

I'm trying to learn but I'm uselss NEET so I don't think it's possible.

>>36262428
how do you say fuck off in Chinese?

>>36262409

"I need (tsing tsao?) thank you"

anyongaseyo!

>>36262474
It's a brand of chinese beer

>>36262474
It's a really bad beer they serve at chinkies.

>>36262434
Something like a Ford mondeo / Focus (petrol) or a Honda Accord would easily do that. Check timing belt intervals (if it doesn't have a chain), keep on top of maintenance, make sure you service it properly, and check fluids regularly.

Diesels are good for that sort of mileage, but they can throw big bills at you. Our country is fucking great for cheap good used cars. 6k would get you something really nice

>>36262471

ta ma de = fucking,

Get new job, be on this post for 3 weeks. My colleagues are fucking turbo normies - all of them. Incredible how robots clash with normals, daily wars. Only way to win is by using aggression and intimidation.

>MOAB only killed dozens of ISIS

What was the point?
The strike on the airfield was much more effective in terms of a demonstration of power.

Xiao lao wun xialao shin lawei ku :L

>>36262501
It buried them alive, most didn't die in the blast. It also eliminated an entire rat's nest they were using as a command centre.
The psychological effect of the MOAB must also be considered.

Mostly just US showing off though.

>>36262495
it might help i'll give it a try
>>36262428
get out of the ta ma de thread

yobaseyo?

What happened to Louis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

Can you even learn a language once you're pushing 30?

ching wing pow pun poeey yooey zing

>>36262550
it was some guy's art project

>>36262428


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUoROYMrY7U

>>36262568
Yes, the reason you get this age myth is because older people don't expose themselves to the language like children growing up do.
If you were to live in a foreign country you'd pick it up very quickly.

>>36262496

Its how the dominance hierarchy works lad. They have more status than you.

>>36262550
It was another one of my memes/characters. Did it with a couple of mates.

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Harold wishes to play a game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTTgIKYQwQ

>>36262550

Back story please I beg you.

>>36262640
It was just a vocaroo posted here ages ago, no other story ever came to light.

>>36262626
i reckon you're lying unless your mates are absolutely amazing actors

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So why don't you have a harem of slutty girls lads?

>>36262626
Your mates are 30 years older than you and your parents?

>>36262676
he has a hideously long arm

>>36262653
One of them is my best mate and is an actor by trade. The one playing the mum is just my gf.
>>36262680
It was audio only.

>>36262676
i do lad. just ask your mum and the creepy crawlies hiding in her ass crack

On a virgin train in first class and there's no free booze on bank holidays

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>36262696
i reckon you're telling porkies lad.

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Who /Yinggan/ (Britfeel) here?

>>36262676
#1 please and thank you

ffs not original

>>36262687
for you

>>36262218
one can dream

>>36262720
You should listen to it again knowing it's fake. You'll pick up on it.

>>36262737
shut the fuck up, is this chink feel

>>36262737
Stop trying to force this as a thing. It's just a small thread only thing like service stations were.

>>36262579
Bravo shipman. Bravo

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>5 star yell review on language school near me
>"I like this place for really learn"

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>>36262739
What did yi just say about me daughter laddie?

>>36262765

I'm not trying to force anything lad, someone else said they were interested in starting a /brtifeel/ Mandarin study group.

>>36262493
Those engine sizes are too big, the insurance and running costs would be out of control.

Looking for something like a Toyota Aygo, around a 1.0 - 1.2 engine.

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>>36262737
Who's your favourite chinese actor?

>>36262786
I would join if you made one.

>>36262737
>Yinggan

You mean "Eikan"

>>36262803
where are the nipples

>>36262737
I'm so glad britfeel has become multicultural

>>36262812
>"Eikan"

You must be learning a different Chinese to me m8

>>36262820
It's just skin coloured cloth senpai.

>>36262786
I would join but I don't know any mandarin yet

went asda,
much stress
very busy

Are you using your size against us Daniel? Are you?

>>36262838
Yeah Nipponese

I've only bloody gone and put the kettle on without turning the mains switch on. A watched kettle never boils haha lads

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>>36262737

/yinggan/ word of the day

Doctor

-how is my chinese? wingey puyung fantasiklu poopyfarik limopansastiap

Come now and everything's fine. Don't come, and it'll be HELL.

You won't have any sweet foods. No drink. No internet until 10 in the evening until 8 in the morning.

Also I'm going to tell PlusNet to disable your laptop. And that Overwatch game? You can forget that.

I want you to develop a new hobby. Something like stamp collecting, or reading a book.

Because this is really, really, really bad. Really really bad. All the other people of your age, they are all going on doing other stuff, shagging birds, driving fast cars and making loads of money, and you're just in your smelly bedroom in your pyjamas.

Is that your life choice?

>Learning another language

For what purpose. Every chink I've met has spoke english to a decent level where you can talk to them

some ho fun noodles, sweet and sour chicken with some crispy chilli beef please

>>36262941
Why did he want his son to come?

is it worth paying for a language course or should I just pirate rosetta stone?

>>36262944
Because I'm 27 years old in a dead end job with hardly any money to my name so I've decided the least I can do is try and learn something.

>>36262956
He wanted him to come downstairs and watch TV with the family instead of playing a computer game in his room.

>>36262972
It's a great way to meet girls

>>36262981
Fairs lad

>>36262972

Rosetta stone is shit, memrise is free and better.

>>36262918
fucking disappointing should be the word for the day lad. some twat trying to force chink memes and a couple shitty shipman posts

>>36262986
Seem like there's a lot of "tutors" on gum tree that are cute Chinese girls.

I bet if you give em a bit more money they'll give you a blowie too

>>36263000
Trips confirm this tbqh

>>36262982
>watch TV with the family
but all they watch is soaps and Jeremy kyle

>>36262986
>paying hundreds to meet girls

kind of cuck talk is that

>>36262981
Why not learn something that will get you out of your dead end job? Like tennis or something

>>36263000

>forcing a meme

I'm not trying to 'force' anything, just making a little memorable image so people can remember the word for 'Doctor'

>>36263018
It's not like you're losing out if you don't

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ya dah puts his finger in mah bum, pulls it out, and ya mahs gives it a suck and they call it a chocolate finger

>>36263039
You mean try and become a professional tennis player?

>>36263046
I wouldn't mind one of these per thread. Some knowledge to go with my daily shitfeels

>>36262997
>memrise

I had a look at this and it's just saying words at me. Can you really learn like this?

Rosetta stone has you say the words too.

>>36263064
if that's what you want, its up to you