/britfeel/ Aliens and forced meme edition

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Milk Cat 6

Reminder not to set your alarms tomorrow.

>>36248148
whats he planning on doing with that milk
whats his end game?

Need a Sexy Kev poster up in the image. To be quite honest.

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>>36248170
>implying I ever need to get up for anything ever

>>36248183
>lets cater to the one poster who wont stop forcing it
no

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>>36248170
all my shifts are in the late afternoon lad.

tfw my mum still has to wake me up for them

>>36248217
Lets cater to the group of people who mention him.
Does Sexy Kev make you feel funny?

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>>36248113
Cornish girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36248176
Planning an enema desu

>>36248233
>le closeted gay meme

>tfw still no complete and total nuclear annihilation
fucking hurry it up lads, i was hoping we wouldn't have to be waiting as long as this

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>>36248265
Must be a yes.

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>>36248148
Forced meme 5 reporting in

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>>36248287
Not letting you be the only forced killer here Shippy.

We should vote for who or what gets added to the OP image

>>36248244

i lost respect for every and all english and white people when i came to england 25 years ago and saw just how cucked you are, it's pathetic

fawning over shit skins and niggers, i actually have a growing resentment of white people because they love all the fucking niggers

i don't care about niggers, they're animals they nig and nog and chimp out, that's to be expected

but white fucking people treating these beasts as humans has garnered my ire, fucking cucks

Might have gf soon lads, gonna be sad saying goodbye to you all

>>36248279
You're right. Amazing it wasnt all the faggy trap posters but a shit manlet wrestler that finally broke me.

>>36248321
britfeel aint a democracy lad

>>36248176
Stick around for milk cat 7 and maybe you'll find out

>>36248321
this

>>36248332
why would you say goodbye if you got a gf? i would still post here if i got a gf, maybe not as much, but i would still post.

What do you Elliotfags feel about some roastie trying to 'claim' him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOOsIBvucOE

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We are a united people. When anybody preaches disunity, or tries to pit one of us against the other, you know that person seeks to rob us of our freedom and destroy our very lives

>>36248332
You can stick around, I have a girlfriend and I've had plenty in the past too, and I'm not going anywhere.

>>36248367
I wouldn't be welcome here anymore

>>36248170
I feel like I should go out and do something that isn't just staying in and being a piece of shit for four days straight. On the other hand I can clear a good chunk of my backlog.

Guess I'll let the weather decide my fate

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/britfeel/ and forced memes go together like peas and carrots

Shipman, gorilla chocolate man in milk, multiculturalism, goodfellas etc.

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>>36248304

Hillman was always my favourite Corrie character.

Come to think about it, I think he was the first serial killer I obsessed over, he laid the groundwork for my obsession with Elliot and Harold

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>>36248376
If you adjusted the picture very slightly it would trigger the hell out of 'kippers.

>>36248382
half of the people who post in here are normies. you would still be welcome. you might get the odd degenerate telling you to fuck off but you can just ignore him

>>36248412
Once you join the dots, they all co-exist peacefully and not to compete as killers. That is the beauty of these folk.

>>36248369
>What do you Elliotfags feel about some roastie trying to 'claim' him

Roasties gonna roast

So my plan is to not wank for two weeks so when I meet the prossie I'll have no problems getting it up. Tough but worth it.

Got a date tomorrow with a chavvy girl from high school h-haha see you losers

>>36248437

>Elliot can't open the sorority door
>Hillman comes out of the bush with his trusty crowbar

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>>36248462
This is just beautiful. Bringing a tear to my eye.

I come from a broken home so I get to have TWO Easter roast dinners

Jealous? ;)

>>36248495
i have roast dinner every sunday lad, it's not special, honestly a little sick of them tbqh

>>36248369

Here's a tribute by a non-roastie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wNyTXqI0Os

>America drop worlds largest non nuclear bomb on ISIS
>The American government are going to publish the video for everyone to watch

Is this the best timeline?

>>36248528
Fucking thank you lad. I've never met anyone else that hates roast dinners and they always judge for not liking them. I don't even hate them but after having one every sunday for the past 25 years you get fucking bored of em. I just eat the meat and yorkshire puddings these days

There are literally some people in this thread, right now, who have never tasted the pigeon with warm foie gras sorbet from Villa Crespi on the shores of Lake Orta.

anybody else here slipping the missus the roger on a saturday night?

>>36248490
F O R C E D
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Originally

>>36248569
I'm not homeless and don't eat pigeon lad

>Writing to Ian Huntley in prison
>Obsessively doxxing Elliot Rodger
>Endless greextext stories of Harold Shipman
>Ted Bundy anon
>10 Rillington place
>Emergence of Hillmanposting

Killers are an absolute staple of /britfeel/

>>36248579
Is Roger your big black bull?

but seriously guys will the banks be open tomorrow

>>36248615
Ahh...the ignorance...beautiful.

>>36248553
Living in the future has its upsides

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>>36248583

Have you ever considered releasing equity?

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>>36248440
Elliot was pathetic

>>36248645
No.

Some of them might be open on saturday morning though. But not if they aren't usually open on saturday morning.

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Do you think Elliot watched anime?

>>36248735
Probs death note

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Height: 5'6

>>36248735
He was a virgin so probably yes.

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>>36248735
I'd be more interested to know if he ever watched any Corrie and who his fav character was.
Or do you think he was a Eastenders fan. Yuck.

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Check these digits out lads

>>36248770
It might have been an overestimate, if I'm going to be completely honest

>>36248735
This might be sacrilege, but I think Elliott was actually quite similar to Poleaboo.

They are both completely delusional, they both have obsessions with status, and they both are obsessed with the idea that they want to be white.

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Let's give this a try. Waaaaaaghjjjj

>>36248781
He actually mentioned that he watched Coronation St. in "My Twisted World"

Apparently his favourite character was Fred Elliott.

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>>36248865
Waaaaabalubidubduuib c'moooon

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>>36248898
Aaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeere were gooo

>>36248801
>>36248865
>>36248898
>>36248917
Someone bitching about forced memes and we now have some twat trying to do /b/ dubs in a /britfeel/

>>36248876
I wish this was true.

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>>36248917
Waaaaaaaagh not long now

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>>36248956
Juuuust a litttttle bit longeeer

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>>36248971
HEEEEEERE WEEEE GOOOOOOO WABALUBUDB

>trying to find good lesbian blackmail/forced porn
>they always act a little reluctant and then beome a cunt eating machine after 5 minutes
weak

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>>36248996
One serving of dubs

>>36249011
Fuckin hell lad I'm impres

>>36249011
OH SHIT HE DUN IT

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>>36249011
>he actually did it
I'm proud of you, lad.

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>>36248376
Fixed the image.
And remember. We are a united people. When anybody preaches disunity, or tries to pit one of us against the other, you know that person seeks to rob us of our freedom and destroy our very lives.

>>36249011

Oh fuck you.

And fuck the robot for muting this after 4 fucking captchcas.

been listening to showgaze in a stupor for hours now fuckk, can barely even remember what ive been doing

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>>36248735
of course he did lad what kind of question is that

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>Gondola thread on /i/ nearly dead
This cannot do, lads. Do you have any requests?

>>36249011
This takes me back. Well done lad

>>36248376
Fuck off. Freedom for Scotland and northern Ireland

I thought the Islamification of the UK was a bit of a meme but recently my sister revealed that she's dating a Muslim.

I hate the guy. Not only is he a bit of a Chad, but he's also a violent wretch. Sister told me of one time he beat up a four-year-old because he tried to kiss his five-year-old Muslim sister. He drinks alcohol and has sex with my sister yet doesn't eat pork because it's 'haram'. I knew Christians were bad for picking and choosing their tenets but Jesus.

Sister's only 15. He's 16, maybe I could report him and ruin his life.

Remove Kebab. I don't care about someone fucking my sister, I don't like the bitch. I just don't like how he's a dirty Muzzie.

Its so good when you get that feeling like you're going to sneeze and you almost feel like you're about to lose it and it's worst feeling in the world but then you put your phone flashlight on put it in your face and the sneeze comes back then you sneeze. Best feeling in the world, could die happy now.

>tfw drinking gin and tonic this late at night alone

I need help lads

>>36249267
I know the feel lad, my dad came out to me earlier telling me that my mum has been making him take on the persona of some black man called "Andrew Prince".

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>>36249240
More like freedom FROM Scotland and North Ireland. The Romans literally built a wall to keep you Celtic faggots out.

>>36249289
>get drunk alone in my room
>message girl I used to be very close to
>she doesn't reply

every time

>>36249357
>messaging people

more balls than me senpai

>>36249330
>implying they saw Germanic tribes as anything other than savages

Funny that must have slipped your mind

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GREETINGS FROM NANGARHAR BROTHERS

>>36249267
haha he thinks your sister is a fuck doll and has nothing but contempt for her. when he's found another white slag to fuck he will pass her on to his friends

>>36249181
Can I have a Jeff goldbloom in Jurassic park gondola please

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>>36249129
Don't forget this lad.

Been just fucking stung me

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>>36248369
>What do you Elliotfags feel about some roastie trying to 'claim' him
She is being totally delusional, and also close to acting like a sociopath, doing something like that. You can not lift yourself above thousands and thousands of other fans, by thinking that you own your target of admiration like that. That is both delusional and sociopathic behaviour. She should meet a doctor sooner or the later.

>>36248735
Elliot liked to watch some "nazi anime" that's visible in his search history published in the IV Investigative Summary. I wonder when we are going to see the rest of that history? Someone said that after the court case connected to Capri Apartments is done, we could ask for it (among other things) to be published.

>>36249385
>windows filename
post your blind eye again gary

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>Just ruined my eating yet again by eating sugary cereals and bread

>>36249449
How? reminds me how last year or the year before that a bumble bee somehow got into my room even tho the window was shut. All I heard was a loud buzzing, really shit myself when i realized what it was

>>36248815
don't worry lad, are you straight or a bender?

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Docanon here. Would anyone like to read my report on this werewolf documentary?

>>36249523
This is cute. You are cute anon. Yes let me hear it.

>>36249523
yeah I would, your giving me motivation to watch documenaties I have piling up in my browser

>>36249523
Why the fuck not, laddo?

>>36249523
Go on then. Your alien one got me reading about Barney and Betty Hill, interesting stuff. I'm usually a sceptic about this stuff but I think I believe their whole thing

Who else likes wazzing their dick around so a bit of piss goes everywhere?

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>>36249475
>Elliot liked to watch some "nazi anime" that's visible in his search history
>GuP aired from October 2012 to March 2013
Assuming he watched it over a year after it aired, it's not impossible.

>>36249402
Yeah dude he sucks

Why are women so degenerate? They have no morals

Holy fuck I'm saying, thinking and feeling things that just a few months ago I would have dismissed as racist/sexist etc. I feel like my eyes are being opened. I'm finally becoming redpilled

Pretty sure I saw some alien spacecraft a month or something ago. Was driving on a clifftop car park and there was a really wierd looking orange/red circle that I mistook for a huge moon so I kept driving then I realized the moon was a crescent and pointing inland, turned back to look at it in my rear window and glanced at it, tried to get my phone out but then it had gone. must have been miles out over the sea too. car park was fucking empty too since it was winter and at night

>>36249613
>*Yeah dude it sucks
Not he sucks, although he most certainly does suck

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>>36249616
Reminds me of this local UFO nut who hosts meetups, always been tempted to go to one desu

https://youtu.be/Mc5rKdGD2CA?t=100

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>>36249011
very nice. but check this out

>>36249544
>>36249554
>>36249556
>>36249562
Aw thanks lads
>during the 1400s European christians still hunted witches and demons and the like
>a German lad 'confessed' that the devil had given him a magically belt which allowed him to transform into a wolf, after which he had killed 14 people and ated them
>this was the only 'verified' case but multiple reports of werewolf attacks and sightings occurred, as well as people acting animalistic
>one theory is that they were suffering from Saint Anthony's Fire, which makes people act crazy and is caused by a fungus on rye which would have been a staple of peasant diet at the time
>in the late 1600s a psychiatrist (who was also mates with the King of France at the time) was like 'lol werewolves dont real these people are just nuts
>today Lycanthropy is a recognisably mental condition (although very rare) where the suffers believe they can transform into wolves and other animals
>since the 1960s and the advent of anti-psychotics cases have all but vanished
>oddly enough, one place that continues to have 'sightings' of welewolves is Wisconsin
>it's concluded these people are either seeing a bear, a wolf on it's hindlegs, a bloke in a costume, or are just retarded

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>>36249764
Oh dammit I forgot the picture

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>>36249764
>you'll never get brutally murdered by a cute young german werewolf lad

>>36249613
Beat the little paki cunt up. What's wrong with you? You're allowing your flesh and blood to be used by someone who thinks she's a white whore?

>>36249267
>one time he beat up a four-year-old because he tried to kiss his five-year-old Muslim sister.
based

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M

What are you doing for Easter weekend lads?

>>36249764
Bretty good lad, was a comfy read before going to bed. Wolves walking on their hind legs sounds creepy as shit though

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>>36249609
This is what his search history said for the 9th of October, 2012:

10-9-12
* Did Adolf Hitler have a girlfriend
* Adolf Hitler's childhood
* I've never had a female friend
* Nazi anime

IM GUNNA BREAK

IMA GUNNA BREAK MY

IM GUNNA BREAK MY RUSSSSSTYYYYYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEE

>>36249764
Good stuff laddo. Hope to see note of this in future

>>36249814
As I said I don't actually like my sister so I'm not going to defend her or anything. Imo it's her fault if she gets used, she shouldn't be such a whore in the first place

I won't fuck up my record by using violence either. I've applied to become a magistrate and it would compromise my application

Also he's not paki, he's a turkish kebab

>>36249870
>Did Adolf Hitler have a girlfriend
Did Elliot really not know Hitler was married?

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>>36249916
>>36249841
Thanks lads. Glad you enjoyed

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3am is a good time to post waifus.

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>>36250102
Holy shit how is it 3 AM already?

The day (night) goes so fast. It's gonna be yet another day I haven't achieved anything

Think it is finally time to sleep. Night night. Keep the thread safe while I'm gone nightlads

>>36249986
I guess he was too young to know that much about Hitler. Altho I always thought he had read "Mein Kampf", but maybe he read it only later on. He seemed to know how Hitler was as a leader tho, concluding from his comment as Valtharion in YouTube:

"I said weak leaders, such as the leaders of China today. Germany had a weak and failing government until Hitler came to power. Hitler then made Germany one of the world's most powerful countries, powerful enough to threaten the U.S., Russia, and Great Britain. The same could happen today with China, if a new strong leader arises to power there. If that happens... then you spoiled, arrogant Americans will be truly f**ked."

http://fusion.net/elliot-rodger-left-behind-tons-of-sexist-racist-youtub-1793841790

>>36250137
How is it april 2017 already

Nothing I hate more than fake depressives, reading the comments on crywank videos just to anger myself

Working a 12 hour shift as security on an industrial estate, what's your jobs ?

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>>36250476
>What's your jobs?
>implying

Getting circumcised soon lads. Don't know how to feel about it

>>36250559
why?
oriririririrrgu

>>36250590
Phimosis, i've tried everything including stretching and using cream but it's done fuck all

>>36250559
Bellend gonna feel cold for a while lad, I reckon anyway

>>36250559
Why lad?

Is it because of phimosis? I thought I had that and thought maybe I needed to be circumcised too but then I realised that it doesn't matter if my head doesn't show when I'm erect. As long as I'm not in pain from it then there's no problem.

I hope you're not doing it because you think girls like it better. In the UK being uncircumcised is the norm

>>36250665
>I hope you're not doing it because you think girls like it better.

Not at all, I just know it's going to be a problem if the unlikely event of me having sex happens

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>>36250615
I have a very serious case but I'm at least seeing some progress in stretching, I did see a urolgist and booked a circumcision but I cancelled it a couple of hours before

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32352008/#32352008

even posted about it, since then progress has been slow but whatever its not like I'm gonna use it anyway

housemate keeps opening and closing their door and trooping down the landing shhuuuut the fuck up and lemme sleep i got an interview tomorrow uuuguhghg

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h-how much should you be able to strech your foreskin back?

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>>36250750
Most people can retract it to fully expose the head when it's hard. I can't though, but it's not an issue as long as the regular up and down motion doesn't cause you pain/discomfort. I have a lot of extra foreskin though it gives me a bit of slack to work with

>pic related, what my dick looks like

>>36250816
Oh ok. I do have a very tight foreskin but not as bad as that. Wanking seems fine so I guess I'm ok.

>>36250816
same here, I could just about see my head when I pull back from flaccid after a couple of months of stretching so progress is there

>>36250718
Does it hurt when you fap?

If not, there is no reason to get circumcised. Your dick is fine, it doesn't matter if you can't see the glans. If it's not causing you any trouble and you can masturbate without discomfort then you're good.

>>36250878
nah it never has, its only painful when I get erections during the night

just survived a 3am walk in bradford ama

>>36250984
You're probably a Paki so anything you say is going to be bullshit and damage control

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If it's a late night medical penis thread can anyone diagnose this weird white scarring on my dick. I've had it for years since i was like 14-15. It doesn't hurt or anything but i think its the cause behind my minor phimosis when erect

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>early 2010s is starting to look really old and dated

>>36251016
wow u got me xdddd

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>Gangnam style was 5 years ago

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>the last time I had sex was 5 years ago

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>the last time I had sex was 284 months ago

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>last post was 10 minutes ago

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>>36251315
>>36251363
>the last time I had sex was never
normies gtfo

>>36251648
I don't think you quite got my post, i'm a virgin too

>>36251648
Can I stay if it was with my fat married American cousin?

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>the last time I had sex was 10,000 years ago

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REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UPPP??!!!

SMASH DAT MF LYKKE BUTTAN!!

>>36251869
*SMASHES*

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>>36251869
>tfw too scared of my dreams to go to sleep

Odd question for any lads with relationship experience.

I've never been in one, but if I was I'd like to keep it in that initial stage where you're both on best behavior around each other, fuck a lot, but aren't comfortable enough to show most of your flaws.

Is this possible?

This is extremely hypothetical, I'll probably never have a gf, I'm just curious.

>>36251229
For real?... Holy shit anon.

>>36252243
5/7/2012.

Fucking end me.

Origami

>>36252240
>that initial stage where you're both on best behavior around each other
it's possible but you'll probably stress out eventually about having to 'act' the whole time
>fuck a lot
No long term couple fucks a lot, that I know off.
>but aren't comfortable enough to show most of your flaws.
Plenty of people hide their damage from their partner. Probably not healthy or sustainable long term though.

>tfw cutting up spliff dogends to make one disgusting joint

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Arguing with some stupid American about guns.

I said that if I lived in America I would carry. He says that's a bad idea because if you carry you're more likely to get involved in bad situations in the first place and that you might not have sufficient trigger discipline.

Wtf, I thought Americans were insane about carrying guns, and the one time I start to agree with them I find the one American who supports gun control?

I don't feel the need to carry in the UK because quite simply very few people have guns (1 gun per 60 people), whereas America is flooded with guns (more guns than people) so if everyone else has a gun you might as well have one too.

I am so lonely right now I wish some other NEET britanons who also stay up all through the night would keep me company~

>>36252964
I'm here. I just don't really have anything to say.

>>36252964
I'm awake I'm just stoned and tired.

>>36249385
Salaam Aleikum my brother! Keep strong!

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>>36252964
I'm awake, downloading an autism simulator on my autism simulator laptop

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>>36252964
I'm here too, what do you want to talk about?

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Oh fuck it's already getting light out. I don't know if I'm emotionally prepared for this desu

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>>36253411
Anything~

What do you do to get comfy? I like to close my bedroom door, like on my bed (with the bed made up of course) with just my laptop and headphones with a tissue and some water by my side. I'm most comfy around 2 AM. I just wish the night wouldn't go so fast. I wish time could stand still. That would be the ultimate comfy~

Watching some nobby youtubers hide in an Ikea until everyone leaves then have a look around. Pretty comfy. Kind of a fantasy of mine too.

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>>36249764
>there were furries even in the 1400s

>>36253668
I don't really get comfy, just sit on my PC wasting time every night for the last 8 years

gonna watch a movie soon though I guess and maybe go running at 9 or something before sleeping

>>36249764
>Saint Anthony's Fire, which makes people act crazy and is caused by a fungus on rye
Isn't that exactly how LSD was originally cultivated?

Who remembers watching this top-tier vid in secondary school? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lZHshQ6Gp4

Absolute banter

Only a mug wouldn't carry
It actually is a bit like a game desu

>>36253849
You seem pretty productive for a NEET, going out running is something to be proud of lad

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>>36253849
What film you thinking?
Bloody good job if you run at 9, impressive show of initiative

>>36254001
>pretty productive for a NEET

y-yeah haha. I only started running a couple of weeks ago. i'm the polar opposite of productive

>>36254022
I'm only considering it cause I ate cereal and shit again at like 4 and now feel fat so will probably struggle to sleep unless I do. It would be Week3 day1 of C25K

>>36248378
Yasss we should be freinds im in glasgow where are you

>>36254022
Escape from new york I think desu

>>36251144
Early 2010s were awesome

>>36251676
>sex with your cousin
>and you cucked someone
Pls tell story

>>36254300
>visited family in America for the first time
>stay with cousin and her husband
>she's the closest thing to a female rebot you can find
>NEET
>mental
>host of health problems
>took lots of xanax
>husband out working 12 hour shifts so me and her hang out and get high a lot
>blah blah she comes onto me and we have sex
>wake up the next morning scared shitless
>she doesnt even mention it and I dont know if she's gonna blame me
>husband comes in
>invites me out for a smoke
>i am scared
>tells me he knows
>tells me he's into it and they planned it together
>tells me he can fuck her as much as I want
>proceed to fuck cousin everyday for 3 months

Do wagies have the day off today?

>>36254132
Good choice, I hope you like it. And like I said yesterday, it's good you're eating mor not bad, the fact you're running too is great!

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>>36254389
>husband comes in
>invites me out for a smoke
>i am scared
>tells me he knows
Fuck I woulda been shitting myself. You got real lucky, you could have gotten the obsessed husband who kills you and his wife over it

Seriously cannot keep a damn sleeping routine. No matter what I do, it always gets to the point where I lie in bed for an hour trying to get to sleep, making it harder to wake up on time, and the it snowballs until that inevitable allnighter and the cycle repeats

>>36254389
What if you got her pregnant and she gave birth to a retard.

Didn't die in my sleep again, lads.

Do you think if im giving my old 3DS away i should also bother to provide a charger?

>>36254576
I would have literally killed myself. I always wore a condom and I guess I was just to glad for the sex to worry about anything. She did get super attached towards the end and kept talking about 'what it would be like if we were together'.

>>36254626
Wew lad how old were you/them? And do you still keep in contact with her?

>>36254707
25 then. I had to cut her off for a long time because she'd send me these fucking essays and I couldnt handle her emotions. We talk occasionally these days and she keeps talking about coming over but hasnt happened.

>>36254735
What would you do if she shows up at your door one day? Also you got a pic of her?

I stole a dirty pair of my flatmates knickers last night, then had a wank with them over my face.

Turns out I really get turned on by smells, who knew

>>36254758
>showing a pic of my cousin after I just publically declared we've fucked
I dont think she could or would just show up. I guess I'd just have to be straight with her.

>>36254784
Excellent. Lets see them knickers lad.

>>36254819
Let's face it mate, if she's there you're gonna fuck her again

>>36254389
>fembot
>turns out she's actually married
>STILL fucks as many randos as possible
>forces the husband to accept it
but of course

Who else /notbeentobedyet/ here?

Originally

>>36255195
Meeee

Gettin sleepy tho

>>36255195
Me. Considering bed though. Might ask my mum to wake me if North Korea does something interesting.

Hardcore American Christians are comfy desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1okYea1unk

Found a joints worth of weed in my grinder last night lads. Rolled it up, walked to spoons and sank a pint then smoked my spliff walking home.

Decided when i buy my house i'm going to get at least two pet cats, i will be a single man with cats.

>>36255981
Degenerate filth, you need religion

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>tfw no qt North Korean refugee gf

I'm gonna have a nap, long day ahead.
Zzzzzz

>>36244644
I already have 3 quality broadhead tips. Never knew they were illegal, just bought em online no problem.
I really hope a 150lb compound crossbow does the job.

Ive been looking at the exit bag method, seems nitrogen is a better choice over helium for several reasons.

I had 3 seperate dreams about her last night. I fucking hate my brain.

>see girl I know on tinder
>swipe right, fuck it
>its a match
what the fuck do i do now

>>36256806
Act cool, pretend to be any cool fictional character who gets along with the ladies. Say what they'd say

>>36256259
Cats are kinda gay tho

If you're gonna be single why do you need an entire house?

>>36256806
Use your charisma, wit and general inter-personal skills to agree a meeting with her

Once there, negotiate with her until she agrees to have sex with you

Then delete her

>>36256941
>Use your charisma, wit and general inter-personal skills to agree a meeting with her
You're on /r9k/

>>36256259
Sounds comfy mate. I'm going to be housesitting two cats soon, they are so friendly

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So uhm, do Britons stab themselves if they wanted to kill themselves or do you all just do it with guns? But I figured since it's hard to get 1 there you'd use knives.

>>36256996
We jump off stuff or throw ourselves under vehicles. Occasional hanging or arson

>tfw got some cummed my panties
woopsy doodle

>>36256996
Read
>>36256803

Two methods there. Most people OD on a drug cocktail, jump in front of a train or jump off a building.

>>36256996
Even our suicidal faggots have to be tougher than yours.

Did 8 anons just wake up?

>>36257026
I jizz in my pants every single time. It's because I use a rubbing side to side motion and it feels better when I do it through my pants.

I give it a rinse most times with a dampened towel but a lot of the times I'll fall asleep with jizz in my pants and on my thigh. When I wake up it'll have dried.

I don't shower. I fap pretty much everyday and it's been about 3 weeks since my last shower. The smell is repulsive, yet enticing.

>>36257109
*Also I don't change my pants. That part is pretty critical

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Alright lads,

When Americans talk about "Ramen Noodles", do they basically just mean "Super Noodles"?

I saw a picture of "Ramen" earlier, and it just looks like what super noodles look like when you're making them on the hob

Pic related: the best flavour

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>>36257064
Imo, the toughest suicidal faggot is the one who doesn't die and lives till the end, either content or discontent

Fucking slow for a bank jolly-day lads. Just had a shit and a shower by the way. Might go to spoons after for several pints with my breakfast.

What game should I buy to quit smoking lads?

>https://youtu.be/r7mTT7sFjKM
>wagies to work
>knee benders to church
>it's Friday lads

>Got up early and showered and stuff to get a haircut
>dad walks in
>"you know it's a bank holiday"

>>36257146
>Just had a shit and a shower by the way.
Objectively the best way to begin your day

Thinking about watching an anime but i know it will be shit because it's all been shit since 2004 and for little femboys.

>tfw boots interview in like 3 hours
betta have a cheeky onney now init senpai

They spend the first 5 minutes discussing if Brexit was prophesied in the bible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSfwIMa7ZRY

pretty sure my scalp is encrusted in a layer of dandruff

>>36257267
No, just stop washing your hair with scolding hot water and/or stop using head and shoulders.

>>36257184

>all been shit since 2004

You are objectively wrong, we've had Gurren Lagann and Kill La Kill since then

>>36257284
>stop using head and shoulders
what? that stuff is anti-danfruff though

>>36257250
you can pretty much say anything is in the bible if you find one sentence that kinda matches what you are talking about. You could probably find references to Iphones and shit because it's all open to interpretation anyway

>reported a bunch of loitering youths to the police last night

We've had enough of all the chavs coming down here and breaking into peoples garages.

>>36257310
It's also acidic and dry as fuck.

Cold water and creamy shampoos. Try it and see if im wrong.

>>36257301
Just because it has robots doesn't make it any less femboy.

>people with skin/scalp problems get told a million different things
>people wonder why they still have those problems

>>36257367
>tfw this used to be me
>tfw now im just a shit posting fem boy weirdo

>>36257392
Im just telling you because i had the same problem, despite using head and shoulders i always had this flaky as fuck scalp and if i would scratch my head really hard it would all come up.

lukewarm water and really thick creamy shampoos fixed it.

>>36257428
You used to be a curtain twitcher like me or a good for nothing thief? If I catch one of them in the act I will break their legs and squash chilli juice in their eyes.

>>36256941
>Use your charisma, wit and general inter-personal skills to agree a meeting with her
I have none of those.

She is friends with my flatmate too, what if she tells him? Fuck

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>>36257301
I tried to watch Kill La Kill 3 times, never once having made it past 6 episodes.

The show is just bad. It's your generic tournament fighting show: advance through the ranks of grunts until you fight the big boss. The animation quality is retard-tier 95% of the time except for the 5% golden nuggets which Trigger expects to make up for all the rest of the shit. The characters are 2-dimensional and predictable, most of them only having only a single outstanding feature that defines them (e.g. the dad being perverted or Mako being relentlessly optimistic).

Probably the best part of the series is Ryuko's hair and the opening/ending songs.

>look up job interview tips for a particular job
>find this

"Interview
Applied online, got a text from the manager two days later to call her to set up an interview. I was really nervous for the interview but all you have to do is be yourself honestly."

>JUST BEE YORSLOF BRO XD

>order something from amazon
>next day delivery
>next day
>delivery delayed till monday
>cant cancel it because it's out for delivery
>not worth returning it

Why is this allowed?

>>36257534
I feel your pain my fellow anon

>>36257467
good for nothing thief / vandal asbo kiddy

>>36257592
If I "be myself" the only thing that will achieve is a referral for an autism diagnosis or some stacy general manager being creeped out because I choose to breath oxygen in the same building as her

>>36257586

if it's dispatched you can't cancel, it's not the company's fault that mail is delivered this week. they did their part.

>>36257656
>Says next day delivery
>says it will be delivered tomorrw
>next day says delivered almost a week later

Who's fault is this if not theirs? Mine?

>>36257684

next day delivery doesn't literally mean next day, it's the next day that royal mail actually delivers. if you order christmas eve, "next day" is 2nd jan.

>>36257632
What was your main motive and did you ever get caught?

>>36257499
Same with gurren lang shit and whatever else that conpany animates. The style is disgusting and the stories are "epic win xD its ironic bro" tier.
I truly can not respect anyone who likes it

Guys, i was browsing /b/ and im pretty sure I just found pics of my ex there... wat do?

>>729107346
>>729107439

Is milk actually good if you're trying to get /fit/ or is it just a meme?

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>>36257499

All good points, but what about Satsuki's butt?

Just had a nice fisn and chip lads

>>36257753
Try again genius

>>36257753
look a bit new there, lad

also
>implying you have sexual contact with females

fuck off normie

>>36257754
It is good for easy clean calories if you are going on a bulk

>>36248735
>Do you think Elliot watched anime?

He probably watched mainstream anime like Pokemon

I'd say there is less than a 1% chance of him watching moe faggotry.

>>36257730
bc i was a kid in a small town and i was bored
and i never got caught lol if there was a group of you then you just legged it

>>36257809
>watching moe faggotry

How does one "watch" moe? I thought the term meant basically having a waifu.

>>36257776
>>36257791
Yeah i dont know how to crosspost

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/729107346#bottom

First 2 pics.

>>36257367
>reported a bunch of loitering youths

okay grandma

>>36257815
Its a good job that many of the neighbors have invested in CCTV now, we already caught a bunch of them in the act with it.

>>36257837
keep your fat landwhale roasties off r9k fucking normie

>>36257832

I think 'moeshit' means those sort of animes that focus mostly on young girls.

What I'm saying is that he absolutely wasn't the type to have waifu.

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>>36250102
10am is still a good time to post waifus

I wish I was smol desu

>>36257773
>having fish and chips in the morning
What's wrong with you lad?

>waifuposters' waifus always look alarmingly young

is being into anime girls a redflag for pedophilia?

>>36257843
There's been a spate of break ins and burglaries in the area over the past few months and these youths were seen looking into peoples gardens around midnight last night.

A quick call to 101 and a patrol car was sent over to sort them out.

I'm disappointed in you /britfeel/, how are we meant to be comfy when our properties are being invaded?

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>>36250102

Last night I had 4 pints of Doom Bar
My tummy feels funny

>>36257892
Might need your eyes tested if a young anime girl looks anything like a real child to you, lad. Proportionally they're closer to adults. I'm fond of lolis with thick thighs, myself.

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>>36257949
Ask it to tell you a joke

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>>36257892
Almost certainly in my experience

Maybe paedophilia, or at least hebephilia, is actually normal and the sheer quantity of loli characters is a manifestation of the normality of those orientations

>>36257957
>tfw the loli who had a crush on you is going through puberty and is turning into a right slag

>>36257910
101 calls aren't confidential, identities of callers are disclosable under the Freedom of Information Act. If they ever figure that out, they'll know you grassed and be back with knifes and such

>>36257892
Maybe. I'd like to think even the most sheltered robot knows anime girls are nothing like real children though.

just woke up
that's the first full nights sleep I've had since I can remember
that valium works a treat

>>36257982
Not him but you think a bunch of theifing chav kids know that?

>>36257982
Chavs don't even know what the Freedom of Information Act is lad

>>36257981
more likely to shag her then lad

>>36257969

Excellent banter lad, top stuff

>>36257982
So you're saying that people should keep their mouths shut and let the thieves get away with it? Not in my neighborhood buster.

>>36257858
I dont think being a 24yo NEET with BPD who still lives with his mummy qualifies me as normie but i feel bad for her. Some chad leaking her images like that. Dunno, guess she deserves it.

>>36258012
nah, shes not the same girl she used to be
think she has some wee chav boyfriend now, hes probably shagging her

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>set F.lux to night mode
>it's morning

>>36257982
You have to pay for freedom of information requests, chavs wouldn't dream of spending their welfare check on such a thing.

And by the sounds of it the other chavs would beat them up for associating with the government and police.

Lads I'm 24 but I've always wanted to get into teaching. I think I might finally have my shit together but I don't know if I've missed the boat. Is it too late for me?

Better lock your doors lads as there's a lot of shady people posting today.

>>36258041
>he still cares about his ex-gf
What a loser

>>36258087
Jokes on you im killing myself soon so i wont be able to care anymore

>>36257982
>identities of callers are disclosable under the Freedom of Information Act

This seems very unlikely.

Anyway, 'snitches get stiches' is a meme. I've reported countless people to the police, 2 of them are in prison right now, and I've never even had a verbal threat.

>>36258075
Never too late.

Make sure it's an in demand subject though or you'll never get a job. Maths, languages, vocational stuff

what are the chances that reporting a dangerous drug dealer to the police will result in said criminal coming to your house and fucking you up?

he would know it's me by the way. should i keep quite or go all out and tell them everything? i wonder if i can get any kind of protection.

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>>36258120
>I've reported countless people to the police, 2 of them are in prison right now

Good on you lad, what crimes did they commit?

>>36258142
If he'd know it was you, not worth it, mate. He'd absolutely do you in. You could go to the cops and ask about hypothetical protection without telling them anything, but if they say they can't do shit for you then just drop it.

>>36258142
how would he know you reported him?

>>36258142
You should report them and I'm pretty sure the police can offer you protection if its worth their time.

I reported a notorious local wanted thug to the police and he got taken to prison and we were given access to a rapid response number in case any of his cronies showed up.

>>36258075
>Is it too late for me?

Yes, 24 is definitely too late to become a teacher. How many teachers do you see over the age of 24-25? Answer: none

>>36258142
I've recently reported a local drug dealer to the 5-0, he doesn't know me but my friends go to him a lot

>>36258210
Most my my highschool teachers were in their 30s and 40s.

>when that "i report people to the police for money" guy starts repeating himself for the fiftieth time and all the fucking newfags give him (you)s asking how and why

>>36258142
If he would know it was you then I wouldn't chance it. These people don't fuck around and know some horrible people.

If it won't come back to you, go for it

>>36258142
The worst thing that happened in my area after theft was reported was eggs being thrown at the house, which ironically got caught on a neighbors private CCTV camera complete with faces.

>>36258170

because i threatened to when he smashed my car window

>>36258187

the thing is they could just vandalise my shit and there would be no way of proving it was them

or even send someone else as i'm walking to the shops or whatever, they couldn't connect his cronies to him if something like that happened, it's not the FBI it's just local police in a small town

>>36258145
>Good on you lad, what crimes did they commit?

Drug trafficking, I only reported him for dealing, but turns out he was actually importing on a large scale too. Someone else got caught in the process, so I count that as 2 on my tally.

I also reported a suspected cannabis farm (which turned out to be one) which got shut down, they also served a short time but are out now, nad have no idea it was me.

>>36258245
If you let fear and intimation win then the crime will continue to get worse.

>>36258120
>I've reported countless people to the police
If true, you're a horrible person

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>>36258282
What a spot of luck. Can you imagine his face when the cops bust in and his little drug empire came crumbling down.

>>36258319
Why? That's what they're there for

>>36258319
>you're a horrible person

I'm not a petty faggot that goes reporting people for trivial shit.

>>36258319
Give it back Tyrone, criminals are scum of the earth.

How would you like it if I broke into your garage and stole several grands worth of tools?

>>36258342
>countless people
>none of it was trivial I swear some of them even smoked the marijuana think of the children

>>36258342
I'm >>36257367 and don't normally report petty things either, but given recent events around here and the people seen peering over fences into peoples gardens earlier I think I made the right choice in reporting it.

lads, little assistance.

so I get talking to this girl, we're about 6 messages deep, she's writing pretty long responses, asking questions, so I'm at least semi-appealing.

just asked if she fancies going for a coffee next week, or (as she seems very introverted) just texting for a bit longer.

am I doing good? this will literally be my first ever date. i'm so fucking nervous

>>36258362

I'll only report if I suspect they are dealing, I haven't reported just for taking, I've also tipped off someone for people trafficking (He had 30 people living in a 3 bed semi, so it was obvious)

i was just reminiscing about old times

does anyone remember currenttv? its shut down now but it was a great tv channel with lots of british docs/shorts. kinda wish their was an archive.

>>36258350
I'm not talking about if you've personally suffered in some way. But calling the cops because someone is growing weed or dealer is pretty shitty.

>>36258398
>(as she seems very introverted) just texting for a bit longer.

Ya blew it lad, that sounded pretty beta, should have just asked her for a coffee.

>>36257982
Found the thug, the threat of violence and retaliation reeks of desperation.

>>36258400
>if I suspect they are dealing
Literally an old woman

>>36258398
>or (as she seems very introverted) just texting for a bit longer
Wouldn't have said that lad.

Not a dealbreaker though, wait and see what she says. Keep us updated

>>36258415

Drug dealers ruin communities, most heroin supplier are also facilitating sex slavery.

>>36258430
Intelligence gathering isn't just about reporting facts. Concerns, unusual behaviour, acquaintances all of these little fragments build up the bigger picture, so when they finally do catch him committing a crime the Police have a full history and pattern of behaviour to use as evidence rather than just a one off event which might make a judge feel sympathetic (first offence sentence reduction etc.)

>>36258430

I honestly couldn't give a toss about them, why should I? They couldn't care less about everyone else around here, they drag the estate down.

>>36258415
>calling the cops because someone is growing weed or dealer is pretty shitty.

How? Its against the law and just brings more crime into the area and hurts property prices. A weed growing operation was recently busted close by and they had actually drilled into next door and hooked up to their electrical wiring to steal electricity for air conditioning and grow lights.

If someone had kept their mouth shut then some poor soul would still be paying for the druggies power consumption.

>>36258449
>the pleb working class should only drink themselves into oblivion because I read a scary Daily Mail headline and think all drug dealers are evil drug lords.

>>36258400

pathetic. they're not hurting anyone, you're just jealous they're having fun.

it's shit like this /britfeel/

>>36258461
>literally an old woman who watched too much Murder She Wrote

>>36258483
>they're not hurting anyone

They are, as I said, why should I give a toss about them?