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Fembots. Does this picture describe you accurately?
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if my tits were that perfect I would not be wasting my time sitting at my computer
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>>36259609
fembots don't have SLI GPUs.
They go out and buy the most expensive GPU they can with their fathers money. They don't even know what SLI is.
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>>36259629
Show me. I'll tell you if they are good.


heres a hint most boobs are good.
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>>36259609
not fat enougj
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>>36259642
good and perfect are completely different.
the range of good to a boy is the majority of all tits, whereas perfect is only the top >10% of tits.
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>>36259631
So, they're smarter because they realize that SLI is fucking retarded and just introduces a whole lot of trouble?
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>>36259609
She's not hunched over into a lump with her spine curved and her chin on her knees, so no.
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>>36259656
Find a picture of some perfect titties.
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>>36259609
Do girls really cum that quickly?
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>>36259609
Replace getting mindwashed by the computer, with ovulation, and yes it's accurate.
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>>36259609
to what do girls masturbate ?
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>>36259629
Why do you think her tits are perfect and what would you do be doing instead?
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>>36259721
to Chad

estecomentarioeoriginal
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>>36259714
What do you think about when you're ovulating, fembot?
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>>36259714
Isn't ovulation a conspiracy?
Girls don't really really bleed out their ass, its just an excuse for them all to hate men more.
Its pretty obvious if you look into it.
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>>36259763
post pics that girls masturbate too.
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>>36259756
>big
>perky
>bouncy
>pink nipple
seems pretty perfect to me

fucking chad of course. I only hang out here because chad doesn't even look at me, let along willing to smash
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>>36259767
Sex, semen, sperm, impregnation, pregnancy, babies.
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>>36259721
Hot girls/selfinserts raped by Chad is probably their most popular fantasy
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>>36259788
very animale. proves females are beneath males and only tools for him.
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>>36259788
>being this dick crazy

How can anyone hate women? You were literally put on this earth to be sex toys. That's your purpose.
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>>36259787
>fucking chad
Why? Seems like you've learned nothing during your time here about the suffering he causes.
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>>36259609
Im not a hot pixel character having a hypnomasturbation session but close enough
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>>36259609
Accurate down to the outfit, except I hate masturbating on my chair. My heels need something to dig into.
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>>36259820
>>36259834
When it's that time of my cycle, I feel the same way. Normally, I'm not a hardcore feminist but I think equal rights and representation are good and all. When I'm fertile, I want nothing more than to be pregnant and barefoot in a man's kitchen.

Can't help it, makes me feel bad, worse that many girls don't have such strong feelings during that time.
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>>36259870
dont go against your nature. is it that hard to not be a confromist.
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>>36259837
That is if your definition of 'Chad' is a hot but douchy degenerate, luckily people tend to have more diverse personalities than that. Maybe you should waste less time here. Still the only thing you can learn from this board is that sexual deprivation and lack of social acceptance makes you into a miserable and at times dangerous person, which can also be observed in the mouse utopia experiment.
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>>36259837
>the suffering he causes
Chad is actually great with women, it's only robots and failed normies who are cruel to us. Or did you just mean the suffering he causes you by snatching up all the high-value women?
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>>36259870
where you at, id gladly donate some semen to help
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>>36259609
No. I've never masturbated a day in my life.
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>>36259926
>That is if your definition of 'Chad' is a hot but douchy degenerate
Isn't "hot but douchy" the only definition? Everything else is an after-the fact justification.
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>>36259842
What sort of things do you masturbate to, apart from blacked.com?
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>>36259963
hot successful is more like it desu
it can also mean "literally anyone who is not me" when used by a robot
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>>36259870
Do you not think your feminism perhaps accentuates the subconscious feelings you have of wanting to be submissive?

>>36259853
>down to the outfit

Really?

>>36259842
That's hot. You shouldn't masturbate too much though.

>>36259938
Can confirm. I'm a failed normie who has cheated on girlfriends and treats women badly even though I profess to love you.
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>>36259986
>You shouldn't masturbate too much though.
fuck off
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>>36259870
>makes me feel bad, worse that many girls don't have such strong feelings during that time
Do they not, or are they just better at hiding it from themself, nevermind speaking of it?
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>>36259954
thank god, dont do it. you still hold my respect.
women that masturbates get no respect, automatically i cant help it but feel no respect and they deserve no respect really. say otherwise and i headbutt you.
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>>36260007
It has the same effect on women as it does on men, screws with your perceptions of sex. Also makes you more likely to be a slut.
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>>36259963
>>36259963
Well i dont know, i wouldnt stand being with a violent, primitive and good-for-nothing person. Im not sure what you mean by justification. Some people can be very attractive while setting and achieving a high standard of living.
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>>36260024
>women that masturbates get no respect
dicklet detected
>say otherwise and i headbutt you.
fucking cringe
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>>36259986
>down to the outfit
Literally in a singlet and underwear right now as I'm writing my paper. It's fujo standard uniform.
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>>36260024
>women that masturbates get no respect, automatically i cant help it but feel no respect and they deserve no respect really. say otherwise and i headbutt you.

I'm a hypocrite but I feel the same way. Women who masturbate are usually lacking in self-control, and because of the volume of interracial porn on the internet they will eventually get into interracial stuff by probability. Women who openly talk about masturbation and sex the way men do are just... ew.

Get it together fembots!
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>>36259938
Yeah because robot suffering doesn't matter right..?
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>>36259895
I don't want to be rendered to a breeding hole though. And I worry if it were to happen, I'd enjoy it.

>>36259986
It isn't really feelings of wanting to be submissive, just my body feeling it wants to do it's purpose. It's the social perception that that means submissive.

>>36260023
I know most if not all women feel different when ovulating, but I know most don't feel such a strong need to be impregnated that they actually wish even to be raped just so that it will happen.
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>>36260046
thats your anal clanche speaking. *spits on you weak degenerate*
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>>36260049
>Women who openly talk about masturbation and sex the way men do are just... ew.
FUCKING DIE YOU NIGGER THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT OUT OF A GF
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>>36260063
No one is going to date you out of charity, get that thought out of your head.
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>>36260083
Niggers date degenerate girls who speak about sex and call eachother hoes on the internet.
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>>36260113
why don't they date black women then
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>>36260087
Yeah I'm trying. Also very willing to try diverse kinds of self-improvement but it seems to have no impact.
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>>36260048
>singlet and underwear

Post pictures
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>>36260077
>feel such a strong need to be impregnated that they actually wish even to be raped just so that it will happen

Welp. If its any consolation I'll probably can't help feeling as slightly ashamed of fapping about that thought as you are when having it.
While none of us should give a damn IMO. Weird world.
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This is a pair of femanon tits, they are nice.
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>>36260024
>>36260049
Some women just dont have the NEED to masturbate a lot. It might depend on various things - too sensitive or not sensitive enough clit, amount of testosterone. Same with vaginal penetration - some enjoy it but some dont feel much. Women sexuality is rather complicated especially when they are on their own, from what i read.
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>>36259609
There is a reason why there are no replies

FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST REEEEEEEEE
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>>36260129
>seems to have no impact
>willing to try self-improvement (implying you haven't been trying it already)
Don't be a defeatist, anon. Keep your chin up, and keep working hard--not just so you can score some pussy but so you can have pride in yourself
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>>36260127
they do. stupid question.
>>36260196
I didnt ask .
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>>36260186
mom tits.
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>>36260217
>they do.
black men like black women far less than they do white women
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>>36260214
Not sure what you are saying but I have tried it for years now.
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>>36260250
What have you tried? How old are you?
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>>36259692
no lmao

surfing in a top and underwear is accurate, but i have a shit libido, so nah, cant relate
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>>36260262
What have you tried? I have done grooming and working out, hobbies that specifically target social skills (theatre), approaching girls in many places. Don't really want to into any more specifics.
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>>36260217
You didnt ask for what? If it was just a blogpost and not part of a discussion then maybe you should have given a note or found a better place for it.
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>>36259609
No. If I could cum that quickly I'd probably never do anything else.
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>>36260306
didnt ask you. shush
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>>36260305
>grooming and working out
consistently?
>approaching girls in many places
consistently?
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Fembots, what sort of pictures and things tip you over the edge while you're browsing the internet and make you think "damn, I need to get myself off now"?
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>>36260077
>I don't want to be rendered to a breeding hole though. And I worry if it were to happen, I'd enjoy it.
You seem to have enjoyed posting that
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>>36260367
It's honestly rarely ever pictures or porn as such, but erotica/smut fanfics do it for me.
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Look all I know is that gif, anons talking about their tits, femanon sharing her thoughts while ovulating (you dirty, dirty girl) and that pic of boobs trapped under a shirt and just possibly belonging to someone who just might be mentally fucked up like me is making me horny as fuck.

Keep going everyone while i relocate to bathroom
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>>36260077
>but I know most don't feel such a strong need to be impregnated that they actually wish even to be raped just so that it will happen.

I think the majority of women have rape and impregnation fantasies.
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>>36260248
Not according to statistics. Selfhating blacks arent a majority
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>>36259966
i like lern2read.com
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>>36260030
d/a but I'm pretty sure masturbation is the only thing stopping me from being a huge slut.
Well and being a shy awkward uggo
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>>36260511
>stopping me from being a huge slut.

Then stop masturbating. Sex is more fun anyway.
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>>36260511
>Well and being a shy awkward uggo
are you at least thin?
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>>36259629
>>36259787

>chad didnt give me enough attention so now i come here to toy with betas who i actually despise but i still need to fill an emotional hole and no one else can stand to be around

You should be beheaded desu
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>>36260511
you are both. you gave it away.
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>>36259609
>the computer controls her

Funny how the animation depicts her as a victim and not as the roastie whore most women are.
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>>36260531
I'm not sure that's true really. But anyway the possibility doesn't present itself to me.

>>36260533
Stick thin.
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So which type?
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>>36260531
i agree, std, pregnancy and social stigma is patrician entertainment
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>>36260405
Ok done. https://justporno.tv/1/1255616/girl_masturbates_in_front_of_her_computer

You can all spontaneously combust now for all I care.
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>>36260572
>Stick thin.
In that case you're like the ideal girlfriend for me, please be mine.
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>>36260601
Yeah, I wish it was that easy anon. I'm super gay.
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>>36260621
>I'm super gay
O KURRRRRRRRRRRRWA
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>>36260599
Are you sure you're replying to the right person fembot?
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>>36260621
>>36260630
uh-oh anon on suicide watch
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>>36260632
Shit. My bad. The sink filled with cum makes me pretty sure I ain't fembot tho.
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>>36260657
>the sink
Doesn't guycum clog the drains though? I read somewhere online that people shouldn't masturbate in dormitory showers because of that. Might've just been a myth I guess.
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>>36259629
>>36259642
What do you think then Mr roboto
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>>36259763
You filthy degenerate whore you only want Chad
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>>36259609
No, because my computer never hypnotized me into diddling my skittle.
And I don't cum anywhere near that fast.
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>robots disapproving of female masturbation

And I thought the insecurity line was drawn at must be virgin. Oh my god.
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>>36259629
If my tits were that good, I'd be cashing in on that dank twitch money
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>>36260511
>Well and being a shy awkward uggo

Have you considered cosmetic surgery? It's amazing what can be fixed, if you have some money.
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>>36261846
>tfw this fits perfectly except the BL stuff
Well fuck
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>>36261846
>you're this but male

ruh roh
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>>36261429
>diddling my skittle.
wtf type of slang is this
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>>36261922
Never heard of that? Polishing the pearl maybe?
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>>36261872
I wanna see how your titties poke through your shirt.

That image is just making me hard desu.
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left: robot's ideal fembot
right: reality

Requirements to be a true scotswoman:
>At least one diagnosed mental illnesses besides depression (also required)
>Attractiveness of 4 or lower
>Virgin, preferably little romantic experience at all
>Significantly attracted to 2d over 3d
>Limited knowledge of beauty and fashion
>Nonexistant offline social life
>Not an attention whore (no selfies, no blog)
>misanthropic
>at least bisexual, even if by desperation alone
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>>36261963
I honestly don't think anyone wears a bra at home though. It's less about being sexy, it's just so much more comfortable.

>>36262021
>nope, but chronic pain
>average probably
>yeah
>yeah
>yeah
>I have a sister that I talk to
>yeah
>kinda
>dyke
I guess I'm just halfway there.
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>>36262021
>implying I wouldn't take right just as quickly as left.

>IMPLYING I HAVE ANY STANDARDS LEFT
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>>36259609
>Rig like that
No, I have a shit old laptop because I'm cheap
>Dressing like that at home
Yea pretty accurate
>Tits like that
I wish
>Unnatural hair color
No, I don't hate my parents
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>>36262148
>dyke
It's almost poetic how the most perfect girls are lesbian.
That's all I have to say really.
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Wow, chronic pain but no depression?

I guess if you physically suffer enough you're not as much of a pussy.
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>>36259609
uh no, I'm a broke fat slob. I wish I looked that cute browsing the internet.

also
>SLI
really?
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>>36261846
most of that stuff can be easily fixed - take care of yourself, buy clothes, etc
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>>36262241

>no I don't hate my parents

kek

Seriously, why is every girl with daddy issues so insufferable? I feel shitty to dislike people based on their bad parents but something about daddy-issue girls just makes me run for the hills.
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>>36259609
I have a hitachi that I put in my bloomers on low when I want to cum, then I just read stories. I haven't manually masturbated in ages.
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>>36262021
>At least one diagnosed mental illnesses besides depression (also required)
schizophrenia, despression, autism, gender dysphoria
>Attractiveness of 4 or lower
i'm fat which is automatically 4 or lower
>Virgin, preferably little romantic experience at all
no romantic experience, been with the same robot for years.
>Significantly attracted to 2d over 3d
not attracted to either
>Limited knowledge of beauty and fashion
no knowledge, I look like a hobo
>Nonexistant offline social life
I do not leave the house and nobody visits
>Not an attention whore (no selfies, no blog)
I have a blog to vent and share funny meems
>misanthropic
to a fault
>at least bisexual, even if by desperation alone
memesexual
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>>36262269
Anon I'm definitely not perfect. And I'm not saying that in a "teehee don't hit on me silly boys" way, I'm saying it in a "I'm a dyke shut-in virgin who spends two days a week just puking her guts out from pain".

>>36262273
I mean, I've never been diagnosed with anything. Obviously I feel shitty about the pain but I've more or less come to accept it as something that I just can't change.
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>>36262315
Shoot don't ask me I'm not a scientist, my best guess? Fathers are better at instilling morals and setting boundaries, no father = none of that, or if she hates her father she does the opposite in spite of him (gangbangs, sluttiness, getting with black guys)
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>>36262408
>I'm a shut-in virgin
Perfection
>dyke
SHIT

Do you play vidya?
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>>36262404
>no romantic experience, been with the same robot for years.
>not attracted to either
Asexual couple? What's happening here?
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>>36262437
Yeah, not a lot lately because it doesn't exactly help with the migraines, but I've been playing some For Honor lately, some RO2 and WoW on Nost.
Oh and Pokemon Omega FireRed.
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>>36262458
asexual couple. we had a 99% match on okcupid so we jumped on it. we're just like a normal couple but without the sex. we sleep in the same bed, we share meals, once we showered together but it didn't really work, we play bideo games together, we annoy each other. it's like bff+
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>>36261846
I'd let her sit on my face, no shame
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>>36262511
>vidya playing.. no.. WoW playing girl is lesbian
Who writes this shit? How is life this unfair.

>>36262513
That's amazing. I wish I had that, but with sex.
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>>36262021

>At least one diagnosed mental illnesses besides depression (also required)
Binge eating disorder and anxiety
>Attractiveness of 4 or lower
3 on /soc/, usually mistaken for MtF
>Virgin, preferably little romantic experience at all
Check, have gotten flirted with by absolutely desperate men but living asexually because don't care anymore
>Significantly attracted to 2d over 3d
Almost exclusively
>Limited knowledge of beauty and fashion
Can't do makeup at all, don't know shit about clothes
>Nonexistant offline social life
yep
>Not an attention whore (no selfies, no blog)
yep
>misanthropic
not really, more asocial than anything
>at least bisexual, even if by desperation alone
yep
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>>36262388
>a hitachi that I put in my bloomers on low
Goddamn I thought this was a meme. Do you read like Naruto fanfic while doing it?
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>>36262546
Honestly I don't play as much anymore since my sister stopped. (and Nost has been slowly becoming shit anyway) but you should've seen me with 15, I was playing 10 hours a day. I miss my BElf Mage.
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>>36259631
>he thinks SLI is good
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>>36262564
Is that orange juice or some sort of eggnog? I need to know.
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>>36259609
ITT: faggots roleplaying as females.
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>>36262585
I thought I was the only one doing it, I didn't know it was a meme.

No, I don't read erotica set in preestablished non-h settings, I find that cringy. I mostly read /d/ stuff.
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>>36262608
Well I would've asked you to be my gf and play on Warmane together but.. yeah
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>>36262546
>That's amazing. I wish I had that, but with sex.

I hope you will get it, anon. I recommend okcupid and then try to find high match profiles to message. who live near you. I only found 2 and one was a Russian albino midget which was cool but too far away, and the other one was the dude i'm dating. he doesn't have friends either.
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>>36262639
You're pretty oblivious to the connotations that "bloomers" and "hitachi" come with then. Why do you wear the bloomers anyway?
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>>36262666
>okcupid
I'm not in the Anglosphere anon, nobody uses it here. Best I could do is some LDR that breaks apart because everyone else is a normie on OKCupid.

I found like 3 profiles in this country that were active among the 20 or so total. All matched less than 50%.

And of course I HAVE to message girls first. The only thing you had to do was sit and wait for someone.
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I've fapped to this gif before.
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>>36262686
>You're pretty oblivious to the connotations that "bloomers" and "hitachi" come with then.

I guess I am? I have no idea what you're talking about.

>Why do you wear the bloomers anyway?

Because they're a comfortable cloth and I like them.
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>>36262692
I'm sorry, I'm so used to replying to burgers.
Where do you live? Why are your dating sites so inactive? They're a lifesaver, even if you're not ready to dat. You can find friends on there. Probably won't work because no compatibility test, but what about a mobile dating app like tinder/grindr/bumble?
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>>36262742
On the freak chance that this isn't ironic shitposting, that's pretty endearing.
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>>36262564
Can I see you? I'm really curious.
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>>36259629
>if my tits were that perfect
>actually having tits and not be literally a board
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>>36262772
Nobody uses Tinder and the like here.
Only dating sites are the national ones, which require you to pay to view or send messages to people. So that's an automatic no.

Also
>Tinder
I'm a robot anon.

R9K Is my only hope and maybe find a UK girl that I can fly to.
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>>36261950
Flicking the bean!
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>>36262821
why would you want a propah slag, there's so many flavours of eurocute if you're flying anyhow
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>>36260049
>porn
oh honey, you don't know what a shower head can do
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>>36262821
you have to make an effort if you want a gf, you can keep making excuses but it won't make vagina fall into your lap.
just do what it takes if you want it that bad. pay for the dating site. sign up for every single one you can think of, even if you don't think many of your countrywomen will be on there.
I was on okcupid for like 4 years before anybody messaged me back. you have to try.
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>>36262513

Why no sex?

Ori
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>>36262872
how the fuck is this an original post I don't understand
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>>36262021
What is the reward? Inb4 equally mentally ill anon's love
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>>36262875
Because fembots don't exist in mainland europe. They're all either from UK or far East Europe. And they all don't want me anyway

>>36262888
>i have to make an effort
>girls can sit there and get attention and bfs for free
I refuse to pay the dating jew to be thrashed by normies online anyway.
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>>36262897
I don't really know. We just don't do it. Neither of us really have a sex drive. We have tried it before though but both of us are like statues in bed so it didn't really do anything.
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>>36262424
Parents are also often role models in life and lack of a role model can cause problems since you might look up to the wrong people.
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>>36262783
I'm not shitposting. I legitimately don't get it. Can you please explain?
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>>36262908
Probably the exclamation mark at the end?
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>huge tits
>big ass
>skinny
>thick hair

yea a girl like that wouldn't even own a computer (apparently most normies only have a smartphone, also a laptop if they're a student)

also rubbing nipples while masturbating, what? likely a thing done to turn on the man watching
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>>36259629
This. and I wish I could dye my hair because it's cute. But the reality is I want to find a job and be a respectable self supporting adult again..
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>>36260531
Sex is nice but it does not beat masturbation
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>>36262960
I have big tits and thick hair. Shit means nothing. Although I dont currently own a computer because I'm poor and unemployed
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>>36262608
>nost

you are aware that nost got closed down a while ago right... quite embarrassing as there was a giant shitstorm about it and it even made the news
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>>36263006
Be my NEET gf and I will provide for you
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>>36262021
Can somebody competent make that image into fembot: expectation vs reality? I feel like a lot of robots seem to forget that
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>>36263022
I have aspirations of a fulfilling life. Even just finding a job so I can have some self worth.
But I'm ugly anyway tbth. Faces thread called me a trap but whatever
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>>36262960
>also rubbing nipples while masturbating, what?
You must not have sensitive nipples
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>>36262948
It's the stereotype of a japan obsessed fujoshi down to the robo dick being made out of repurposed katana scraps.
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>>36261768
>Pshh implying they aren't wearing mega padded push up bras
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>>36263050
Basing your self-worth on your job is a terrible idea, but having money is good.
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>>36262960
>not having a direct link from your nipples to your clit
Casual
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>>36263127
I mean if nothing else I can find some value in the fact I'm leaving the house, contributing to society in some way and not being a lazy useless fucking leech. Tfw social regardless got merited from shit tier fast food job on my birthday earlier this month..it's a good deal of self wort to do these things. I've never been more useless send unhappy
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>>36263172
Retardedness

Autocorrect
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>>36263172
why work fastfood, you could make more looking for loose change in shopping malls man
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>>36262458
E NATION
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fembots don't exist women have life on easy mode
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>>36263172
Pro-tip: Needing to be of worth is slave mentality. You're obsessed with serving others and can't comprehend that people can enjoy life for its own sake without feeling the need to sacrifice themselves to something external. Also, such a silly utilitarian approach leaves you with the obligation to actually define and measure utility, which you can't,

As for the rest:

1. Most people with jobs don't contribute to society any more than NEETs do.
2. A lot of geniuses who shaped the world as it is today didn't reproduce. Nikola Testa, Nietzsche and Wittgenstein, to name some examples, contributed more than some random pleb who can't keep his dick in his pants.

I don't fully agree with the first part, thinking of yourself as "useful" is a human need and not necessarily a slave mentality, I think. It's important to consider yourself a worthwhile person, it is mostly coincidence that, usually, that involves having a value to others and not just yourself. I can't imagine many people have been able to "enjoy life for its own sake" without achieving something like that. At least not without struggling with it, if they lack it.
I think it's much more beneficial in the long run to do away with the need to be worthwhile, useful, productive et cetera. Of course there's nothing inherently wrong with being these things, but if they are essential to your happiness it'll eventually be detrimental to you.
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>>36263186
I'm a Britfag. It was a shit wage but perfectly livable at around 900 a month.
because we have laws
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>>36262809

no, I won't sacrifice the last of my self esteem for curiosity's sake.

My face is just very masculine while also being ugly. Just picture an average tranny
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>>36262924

>Because fembots don't exist in mainland europe.

Fucking this. Every euro girl i have met on here was a massive slut or a hypernormi

I just want a qt euro fembot gf to cuddle with, is that too much to ask?
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>>36263172
>>36263204
Being of use is fine, needing to be of use is bad. If your mental well being is dependant on this, you'll get depressed the moment you're no longer of use. This is actually very prevalent, in people who suddenly find them unable to work or pensioners who are suddenly confronted with a life of leisure after being of use all that time. A lot of them simply can't deal with it. They can't live without servitude. If you let your sense of self-worth depend on something that can be taken away from you, you're setting yourself up for disaster. If you learn to accept yourself and your life even when you're completely useless like a lazy cat lying in the sun, you'll be able to enjoy life regardless of external circumstances.

Now that work is becoming less prevalent in the first world because we are becoming so efficient, more and more people will need to relearn the art of leisure. They'll need to learn to be able to enjoy life even when they're useless, like they did when they were children. In that sense I see NEETs mostly as early adapters. The happy ones, the TruNEETs, are essentially the people who already know how to live in a society where most work is automatised. The rest will eventually need to learn as well.
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>>36259609
Can't say that I've ever had my screen hypnotize me into masturbation.
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>>36263058
I didn't know that at all. I didn't know what a fujoshi is, either, but I googled it. I'm not into yaoi, though.
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>>36263207
I'm not a burger myself ya cheeky cunt. Why aren't you doing ANYTHING but bottom of the barrel work? All the more reason if you don't live in clapistan where getting an education or certification will take you a visit to the organ market?
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>>36263224
>my screen hypnotize me into masturbation.
What has, then?
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>>36263204
I want to serve myself. You think I feel fantastic sitting inside all day. Depressed and taking government hand outs, still having very little money even to eat well or put the heating on. being considered the lazy scum of society.. Cool
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>>36263236
Um I have an education only I chose to train as a park ranger. A field with very limited jobs. You'll also realise how bad the job situation is here overall? I'm not above anything. Jobs a job and I'd be lucky to get anything.
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>>36263227
What do you like, Anon?

Original question
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>>36263227
So what kind of /d/ stuff are you into where you are out of touch with negative stereotypes of those circles, while still being a perv shocking your bean into a coma? It's impressive to have that kind of selective exposure to this stuff.
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>>36260621
L-LONDON

orgni
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>>36263243
I don't know, i get aroused just like everyone else.
Hypnotism does not really work in that way.
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>>36263298
VIENNA
Really though London isn't that far away.
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>>36259788
pls be my baby crazy gf
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>>36263058
d/a but I wasn't aware that the magic wand was a meme either. It's just one of the most famous/best toys so I thought people would just know it.
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>>36263211
I bet you don't look that bad, you shouldn't care about what /soc/ says, it's just narcissistic chads and stacies who obsess over their appearance. You're better than them.
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>>36263271
That sounds like a very comfortable job, shame you can't find anything in the field. Have you tried applying your knowledge to your own venture? I'd read about the park ranger life or interesting forest facts that the basic bitch info sources never cover. Maybe set up guided tours for people who want to get back to nature. There might be creative ways to do you and get money doing it, you know?
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>>36263326
>i get aroused just like everyone else.
Yeah but what kind of stuff do you look at though?
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>>36263289
A lot of stuff mostly having something to do with domination. Tentacle rape, consentacles, public use (wallbutts ho!), slavery, general BDSM stuff and sex machine stuff where that may be found.

>>36263291
See above, but also I have never seen any mention of that stereotype in /d/ or any other forum and aggregator about this stuff. Maybe it's just luck, I don't know.
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>>36263383
>>36263383
No I don't have what it takes besides the knowledge and part qualification. There is no question of me taking it further. I have too shit social skills for an already oversaturated fieldand no student loans.
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>>36263385
I don't watch porn, or look at anything.
If i want to masturbate i just do it.
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>>36263368
Robots are just as harsh about appearance. Actually more than soc I've found. Not who you responded to but I'm an ugly girl with experience of both and they're making the right decision
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>>36263445
Aren't you that Russian that lives in America
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>>36263430
Not with that attitude you won't.

>>36263416
That's pretty tame all things considered. Good for you!

>>36263445
Easy there shia labeouf
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>>36263445
You sure have a lot of slutty pictures for someone who doesn't watch porn.
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I'm a dude and 3 minutes and 1 second of Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution describes me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI&t=3m1s
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>>36263475
I'm being realistic. At best I can hope to be a gardener again but it's hard to stand out in interview when you know you're too socially retarded to fit in in the job anyway. Tfw can runaway and live as a hermit
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>>36261891
do u also like yaoi anon

lol nice me2
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>>36263468
>tfw no cyrillic on r9k
da

>>36263475
kek

>>36263480
Not really that many actually.
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>>36262195
oh u poor anon
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>>36263501
Pearl Jam is pretty gud
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>>36263526
omfg i have to go buy some chocolate
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>>36262513
thats cute uwu
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>>36263519
Stop shitting on your own party man. It's not like you have to entertain the plants with fucking small talk. Didn't you pick this sort of field to get out of the social rollercoaster in the first place, in part?
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>>36263475
>That's pretty tame all things considered.

If that's tame, what's not-tame in your view? Also cute pic.
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>>36263551
Chocolate is a tasty sweet.
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>>36263600
The classic d's /knees/ for one. I feel like most tentacle stuff is synonymous to "hentai" which is getting the same social acceptance as "anime" - whatever the fuck means. Dom/sub is hitting mainstream ever since the 50 shades tsunami caused wet tuna scents in every local bookstore. It's not that they're shit choices, just that most of the world knows what they mean and wouldn't look at you like a madman for getting off to them nowadays.
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>>36263647
really makes me think, you know??
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>>36263755
I'm thinking with you my dude.
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>>36263734
I think you're conflating tame with not-weird. I think /d/orseys are obviously more tame than some of the noncon slavery stuff I'm reading, but they are obviously more weird.

Also, lol, 50 shades.
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>>36263647
Are you a trap origoli
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>>36263845
Not him but I like lactation and I think that's pretty tame and not weird
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>>36263874
Sure. i think it's a fetish that's a bit unconventional, at most.
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>>36263856
nyet , normal trash
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>>36263845
Fair enough. I'm not a native speaker so I might have mixed up the meaning. Noncon is a slippery slope on the tame - hardcore scale, with rape fetishism being very common and stockholm syndrome being a poster child, but reality being a 180. Reading horror stories of people who casually tried out 50 shades tier shit and hated it a guilty pleasure. What could ever go wrong with untreated ropes and bootleg tools, right?

>>36263874
Lactation is love my dude.
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>>36262924
>girls can sit there and get attention and bfs for free

I didn't. I answered all 1000 okcupid questions and messaged people for three years until I got someone who wanted to go out on a date.
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>>36263350
not actually london, but i'm a dyke that wants lesbian friends desu
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>>36263917
Sorry, I confused you with another tripfag. Still, seems you're pretty well known around here
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>>36263928
It is very hard to find a woman with the same love for it sadly
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>>36263947
probably a bad thing honestly.
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>>36264013
Why's that? I don't know who you are, so. I'm not you, for one.
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>>36263991
Most of them warm up to it if you dress it up nicely, but I don't think many naturally "milk themselves" in the way some girls here are getting off to submissive actions and bdsm by default. If you think about it you can make lactation both a dominant and a submissive thing, depending on where you want to go with it, so that's a huge pro on finding somebody who enjoys it with you.
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any fembots here want a japanese-speaking bf
i can translate your yaoi doujins for you
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>>36263941
Same here anon. Gimme some way to contact you? If you want to.
I'm not really into cybersex tho
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>>36264044
I don't even know how to start and keep decent conversations with people that don't put in any effort at all. How would I know anything about getting a GF even, let alone one that shares my tastes? Lol
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>>36264029
popularity never brings good things
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>>36263928
I personally don't like stockholming at all, because it makes my rape fiction into a bad romance. I prefer the victim to hate it until she manages to get away, or she is badly trauma-broken. I consider 50 shades to be a combination of babby's first bdsm with questionable practices for consensual bondage.
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>>36264090
What, you don't have enough friends already? Or are you looking for something else
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>>36264110
i want a real friend.
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>>36264093
>makes my rape fiction into a bad romance
I'm not gonna lie I kek'd at that deadpan. How much does your fantasy translate in reality? How open would you be to live it out, if such a thing were possible for you?

>>36264082
It's not an easy task. It's funny how poorly connected we all are in a world that's never been more connected and easy to access.
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>>36264148
What is a real friend to you?
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>>36260577
>my dad beats me
>my dad
Inaccurate
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>>36264179
That's the issue, i don't know. But as of currently it feels like none of my "friends" are real.
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>>36264057
just want friends-> [email protected]
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>>36264218
Just embrace 2D and leave mankind behind.
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>>36264218
Suit yourself, I guess.
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>>36264164
I don't know what you mean. Not at all, I think. I'm a little slow and I am paranoid that people will try to manipulate me so I don't do social relationships.

I don't know. my fantasy sub limits are "not to be non-sexually tortured to death". My IRL sub limits would likely be a lot more restricted since I don't like pain (except some as an excuse for aftercare, or for the helplessness maybe). I would also not like a 24/7 thing except maybe as an event for some time (something organised like a vacation would be). My fantasy domme-limits are fluctuating between "don't non-sexually torture her to death" and "maybe only this once". IRL I doubt I could function with a real sub without stuttering and making a fool of myself and I wouldn't want to be abusive.
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>>36259631
lol I have a 1080 get on my level kid
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>>36264370
That's exactly what I meant. Makes a lot of sense. Many people have fantasies they wouldn't know (or be able to) handle irl. Not doing social relationships of any kind seems pretty limiting though. Bad experiences or just fear without ever trying?
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>>36264241
god the nostalgia

>>36264329
Yeah i suppose.
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>>36264415
It's the latter. I don't know how to start, and it'd be random because I don't have a full sample to examine and choose a bf/gf from.
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>>36264476
Report back to me when you figure out what constitutes a real friend, okay? Promise me.
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>>36264504
will do anon
originality
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>>36260577
>tfw no batshit insane bisexual lolicon gf
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>>36264237
prs respong ;-; i promise i won't lewd
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>>36264503
Just start at the beginning? Why make it into a project with sampling and all that? That's a cold way of viewing interpersonal relationships anon.
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>>36264706
Otherwise I have no real info on people I like and they may try to manipulate me, and because I'm daft, I'd only find out after the fact and feel really bad.
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>>36264756
Isn't never finding out in the first place way sadder? Avoiding potential manipulation instead of embracing potential joy? Why live like an oyster?
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>>36264756
I don't think a large sample size is going to help you with that. Best advice I could give, if you're willing to unleash autism, is to create a fake persona to approach other friends of whoever you're dating, maybe the person themselves, and see how different they act. I honestly wouldn't bother though, but then again I don't really have fears of getting manipulated.
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>>36260077
Its ok anon Id give you a proper manly screwing that results in cute baby

You just sound like a woman with needs but still have self respect
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>>36264830
I don't know. I don't think so. In high school all of my friends were making fun of me and I didn't know and it was a very bad feeling. I have my toys and stories. I'm ok.

>>36264852
I could do that but it'd be too much work.
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>tfw no submissive girl to send my hypnosis recordings to
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>>36260383
Does it make me beta Im a man but like that stuff the best too
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>>36265070
No, I never understood guys obsession with video porn, most of it is just so shit.
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>>36262408
How much of a dyke we talkin here
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>>36265178
Audio is the the thinking man's porn these days.
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>>36265217
100% irreparably homo.
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>>36265258
Thinking woman's, too. I never go to leddit except for fanfiction and porn but I've spent a lot of time on gonewildaudio.
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>>36265262
What causes your chronic pain?
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>>36265287
Cluster migraines.
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Is this gay thread still up.
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>>36265276
After the near death of the audio porn over on /soc/ years back i've been browsing there occasionally.
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>>36265302
Ouch. I'm sorry for that. On the good side of things, if you get someone to cuddle you, you can have a hands free SM relationship.
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>>36264218
>But as of currently it feels like none of my "friends" are real.
Do you at least know them irl?
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>>36265302
That's horrible. You're pretty unlucky.
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>>36265340
I didn't even know /soc/ did audioporn, I never really browsed there. Figured it's all attentionwhoring.

>>36265351
Thanks anon.
>hands free SM relationship
I'm not sure what that means.

>>36265496
No, overall I'm pretty lucky. The migraines are just cosmic justice for being born a rich white girl with no real problems (except aforementioned migraines obviously)
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>>36265006
Some of us didnt even have friends and were just openly made fun of

But you just have to never give up on making genuine connections with those couple of people out there
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>>36265535
It means that your master doesn't have to torture you before administering aftercare. He can just wait for a bout, then go straight to the aftercare. Hence, hands free sadomasochistic relationship.
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>>36265258
>>36265276
>>36265340
My thing is hearing neighbors irl

Craziest angry faps desu

>>36265262
Its okay, gay women are actually the least gay humans if you think about it

>>36264218
I dont become fake friends with anyone if you want you could try being my friend and if you truly are unlikeable Ill tell you
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>>36265540
I wouldn't mind that all that much. I'd know I don't have friends and I don't mind loneliness so much. Instead, I thought I had friends, and I was praising them to others and wanted to hang out with them, and did chores for them and then I found out they all thought I was an idiot and kept me around to ridicule me. It was all a joke to them and I was taking it seriously.
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Please give me validation, I come here to fish for compliments
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>>36265693 (you)

[compliments]
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>>36265595
Ohh, right. I always see SM as BDSM so I didn't make the connection. Sadly I don't have a Mistress, or even anything close to a domme friend. There's a girl online I roleplay with occasionally but that's the extent really.

>>36265656
I don't really have any neighbors I could hear, and the one neighbor I have is a super old couple.

>gay women are actually the least gay humans
What. Explain.
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>>36265659
Were you young when this happened? Dont take it personally

Theres research on kids that I think applies to teenagers/young adults

Basically the bottom of social hierarchy (and also the absolute top but not important to point) are genuinely trying to be pro social and nice, but the higher up the pecking order they climb the more prone they are to being cunts

So what Im saying is if you had cunt friends it means you werent in the worst crowd at least
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>>36265743
I dont want to sound homophobic but

Being a gay as a man brings out a lot of bad elements of male existence, like promiscuity, shallowness, vulgarity. Not all, lots are in steady relationships and are as well adjusted as anyone else. But thats what I think of when I think of "gay"

Maybe dykes have something similar going on but I havent noticed
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>>36265763
how are you in the cesspool of social suicide yet you're with the cuntest?
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>>36265693
Ayy bby ur cute but not cuter than bears.
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>>36265832
Oh, okay. When I think gay I just think of people being into their own gender. The other part is faggotry, degeneracy etc
Dykes definitely have their share of that, though it's usually political """lesbians""" and pink haired SJW butches.
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>>36265956
You mean r9k?

Real life self worth and egos arent at stake, very few of the really corrosive posters here act like they do online in real life

In fact 4chan is pretty normie
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>>36265957
Bears are but theyre also mine so when will you finally b-b-back the fuck off
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>>36266059
All bears are mines. I will fight you for them.
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>>36266092
Tell me how far back ur connection with them goes

Late 1800s at least here
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>>36266127
Don't matter how far back I went with them. They are mines now.
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>>36266092
Me irl

Would you fight me
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>>36266177
This is me irl and ya I still would.
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>>36265381
I don't have any real ones since coming here.

>>36265656
I would like that, at least someone could tell me whats wrong with me.
my discord is Piety#0537
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>>36264148

You're probably not going to get that if you attentionwhore at incerdible hihg speeds like you do now.

Maybe try to aim for quality rather than quantity

>implying this whore is actually looking for a "real friend" and not just more orbiters to fill the gaping hole in her life, and not the good one either
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>>36264400

Bought with daddies money of course
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>>36266333
>I don't have any real ones since coming here
lmao just go outside and you'll have a few beta orbiters within a month
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>>36266417
>beta orbiters are real friends
Stop being such a dummy mate.
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>>36266333
Sent my dude

Onigiri
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>>36266381
You don't know anything about me anon.

>>36266417
I want a real friend not an oribter

>>36267040
added
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>>36267059
I swear you remind me of someone.
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>>36262404
>gender dysphoria
He said "girl" you fucking degenerate
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>>36267059
>You don't know anything about me anon.
That's true. Are you qt? You sound qt.
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>>36263526
NASOSACH BYDLOU
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Are there any fembots here that would like to join a blackbot discord? I would like to practice talking to real girls online.

https://discord(replace with period)gg/AsfX2j5
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>>36259631
>he bought into the SLI meme
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! What the fuck is this shit?! If you gigantic CUNTS are women you show your TITS or you FUCK RIGHT OFF!! THIS IS 4CHAN NO FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES ALLOWED UNLESS YOU SHOW ME YOUR TATAS, FUCKING WHORES!! GTFO OUT OF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36267364
Rice and Shimp are already there mate.
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>>36267649
You tell them my redchannit comrade xDD
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>>36262708
As have I anon, feels good
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>>36267798

What? How fucking new are you? This rule of women having to show their tits if they want to prove that they're women is. FUCKING. ANCIENT.

You either follow it, or you are a fucking male attention whoring FAGGOT! THUS GTFO.
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>>36259609
can people fuck off with is normal fag shit women can't be robots any of these "fembots" (assuming they're not larpers) could get a boyfriend anytime they wanted
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>>36267848
Oh shit we got an oldfag here lads
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>>36267653
Yes, and as nice as they are I would like to get practice with a larger group of girls.
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>>36267868

Hell yeah, normie... so you better show your tits, if you're truely a woman. Or guess what? GET THE FUCK OUT.
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>>36267978
Are you gonna cry if I don't? ;)
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>>36267978
Tits or gtfo only works on dumb women and attention whores.
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>>36267998

I will post the most autistic shit that I have... it is so cringeworthy, you won't be able to swipe off that cringe for the next whole month, boi!
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>>36267295
Who?

>>36267324
I don't know, kinda.

>>36267357
kek
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>>36268100
Just some person who posts on /mmog/
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>>36267653
Who are rice and shimp?
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>>36268142
It's not me, i don't post there.
i do like mmo's though!
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>>36268175
People who are on the discord.
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>>36268183
What MMOs are ya playing now?
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>>36268205
Are they real girls? If so, what's it like to talk to them?

I'm too shy to even chat with anonymous girls online.
>>
>>36268260
None sadly, it's hard to find a new one.
>>
>>36268261
They are real and they are just like people.
>>36268286
Should try >>/vg/173786701 they got a nice list of MMOs and MOs. Also Tera is a good one aswell.
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>>36268357
>>>/vg/173786701
I'll look into it, thanks.
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>>36268357
That doesn't really help me much since people make me nervous, especially if they have vaginas.
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>>36268385
Try playing some MMOs that make you party with people.
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>>36259609
>mfw this gif
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>>36268261

No its retarded larpers and maybe one or the other attention whore who should literally kill herself.
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>>36268572
Do you have any proof of this or are ya just talking out ya bum?
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>>36268547
you and me both anon, hits all my spots
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>>36268633

Its a fact and you know it!! This whole thread is heresy!!!!
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>>36268633
Saying that about people in an /r9k/ related Discord with absolutely no further knowledge is most likely going to be right
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>>36268800
What VN is that?
>>36268820
I just want a yes or no mate. It really don't matter to me if they are a male or female cuz they are alright people.
>>
>>36268870

Wrong pic, oh well. The VN is called "Homeless schoolgirl."

Its a representation on how femanons should be treated in 4chan. If you ask me.
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>>36269039
Why should female anons be treated differently unless they are attention whores?
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>>36269100

Because you demand special treatment as femanons, that simply doesn't fly here on 4chan. No go get raped or something, here on 4chan we're all the same. Anonymous, the only way you can have your girliness back is via showing your tits. If you don't well, feel free to post normally as any other anon.
>>
>>36269233
But I'm not a female. I'm a bear.
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>ITT Attention whores and betas obsessing over the attention whores

Good thread!
>>
>>36260083
what you are looking for is sex positive feminism.
>>
>>36269870
I'm not an expert but isn't feminism inherently sex-positive? Like, celebrating female sexuality and all that?
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>>36270212
Sex-positive feminists are the sluts that don't want anyone to call them names for being sluts, sex-negative feminists are the ones that want to kill all men, ban all porn except the porn they like, ban anime, ban sexy ads and the rest. There are of course overlaps between the groups because they're all retards.
>>
>>36270212
It's supposed to be but they act like prudes at the same time.

It's pretty mind numbing to think about.
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>>36270212
It depends on the branch. Shulamith Firestone was fairly sex-negative. You could argue she was a bit wack but her view on biology are thought-inspiring stuff.
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>>36259870
>you'll never find a girl like this

It hurts to live
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>>36270212
Sex positive until attractive women appear, then it's sex negative and they turn into muslims who want women covered up entirely.
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>>36259870
Are you on the pill? I find that girls in the pill generally never feel like tget want to get pregnant. I think this is also why so many girls are feminists and or lesbians.
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>>36270685
d/a but I'm not on the pill and getting pregnant is absolutely horrifying to me.
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>>36260083
Sorry to break it to you anon, but they don't exist. You might think there do, or think you see them in the wild, but as soon as they become you GF the sex drive falls through the floor until Tyrone comes knocking
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>>36270740
Like in general or is it the lack if a husbad?
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>>36265006
Sounds like you had a bad experience with that. Don't give up what makes you happy if other people are dickweeds. Unless you're happy alone. That's cool.

>>36266333
>at least someone could tell me whats wrong with me.
Being a tripfag on a shithole like this is an indication. Nice digits.

>>36270820
Big meme, drop somebody who doesn't "put out" if you desire a higher sex drive in your love life. They'll either get back to their old ways or you'll find something else. Never be that fucking retard from an american sitcom.
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>>36270885
In general. The whole idea repulses me in a "Ripley from Alien" way.
I'm a total virgin and dyke though so it's far removed from my actual life in any case.
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>>36263931
Did you ask people out on dates? Did you message first?
Probably not
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>>36271000
>MESSAGING on a website
>a big spooky manly chore
Don't be a pissbaby, it's just shitposting in a different setting by that point.
>>
>>36270953
Your not alone. I always ask when a girl says she doesn't want kids. Most girls are afraid of tge kids and bot the pregnancy itself though. Its weird to me even though i am a young guy i really want to have a family.
>>
>>36271056
And it's still unfair to guys. Which is why I refuse to go on dating sites and be some orbiter-by-default to Stacies sitting there waiting for attention.
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>>36271098
Dont message stacies then. Talk to normal girls. The mkst important part is to ask them out. If they dont want to or just wanna talk drop em. Show them your not there to play around and that they shouldnt be.
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>>36271076
I think I would like to have kids somewhere down the road, it's just that pregnancy and childbirth give me the creeps.
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>>36271170
>The mkst important part is to ask them out
>to ask them out
>ask THEM out

No thanks Shekelstein. Girls have had it their way for too long.

Also what the fuck do I do asking them out? I'm awkward as fuck irl. I can't talk to strangers, I don't drink, I don't like coffee, I have no money for restaurants and I'm a picky eater.
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>>36271210
mfw men and women are equal and i'm not going to play into the cards of those fucking roastie whores by messaging them first
>>
>>36271286
That's exactly it my man. Dating sites are a vile, competitive, impersonal shithole to pose yourself, a person, as a commodity to be weighed and valued and auctioned. Fuck off with that shit.
>>
>>36271210

Stay alone then, it's what you chose.
>>
>>36271336
I'd rather be alone right now and search for a lonely autistic girl who wants a bf just as much as I want a gf, than some used up slag who sits on dating sites enjoying 300 messages per day and juggling orbiters.
>>
>>36271210
>I'm awkward as fuck irl. I can't talk to strangers, I don't drink, I don't like coffee, I have no money for restaurants
Are you me
>>
>>36271663
Congrats, we're both robots.
>>
>>36271682
Well of course we are, we are males.
>>
>>36259721
My pseudo-gf has videos of girls getting animals and toilet brushes and shit shoved up their ass and pussy
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>>36259870
i'm aware of this feel. when it's that time for me i eat a lot, i need the feeling of being full. i sometimes go on and watch birth videos / look up stuff about the gross parts of childbirth to see how messed up it gets. it is pretty gross but from a biological perspective it all makes perfect sense, we're wired to want to continue our species.

there's something both surrealistic and highly disturbing about having the genetics of two people come together into a new person that grows inside of you. and then one day it just pops out in a mess of blood and fluid and screaming... and there's so many things that could get fucked up, it could have down's or treacher collins or be a conjoined twins, and if you've never seen harlequin icthyosis, don't google it. yet a lot of women seem really happy about it once they see the baby, because of oxytocin. i'd like to see what that feels like one day...

t. female
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>>36259609
Any black fembots who like white bois?
>>
>>36259820
That makes no sense. When I'm ovulating I feel nothing like that.
>>
>>36274294
Will you be my tame gf?
What race are you?
>>
>>36274294
Me neither, but I definitely get horny a lot.
>>
>>36260725
Fucking kek that made me spit out my watered down rum and coke
>>
>>36274308
see >>36274379
chinkbot
>>
>tfw lolicon, but only like girls that are lolis
>>36261846
ahhhhhhhh delet
>>36262021
>tfw if a bot didn't misaki you you'd still fit this
ehhh, all the not seducing a bot fits tho.
>>
>>36259661
>>36259631
Go back to /v/ you greasy cuntnuggets!
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>>36271689

>we are males

Yes yes of course, right fellow MALE robots? We're all MALE here.

Did i mention that im a MALE? Not a female at all.
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>>36260577
I want a hikikomori gf.
>>
>>36259629
>first post in is about a femanon that wishes she could whore around but is too ugly to do so

Damn, a new record. All women want to be Stacy and fucked and tossed around and treated like trash.
>>
>>36270212
It depends massively on what wave they're on.

A current example would be Bayonetta. Sexual character designed by a woman to celebrate her sexuality. Angry when she found out she was being used in porn. Not because she was having sex, but because it showed her in a submissive situation.

Meanwhile in the west we're funding dipshits like Anita to explain why that character is ~oh so sexist~.

>>36271170
Let's not pretend even a plain jane isnt swarmed with messages. Even if you're a decent person, it's a bit hard to stand out. Online dating is a joke, you're better off putting your energies elsewhere.
>>
So we're all the females that want BBC?
>>
>>36274499
do you have discord chinkbot?
>>
>>36259609
Will probably describe my gf (male) when she transitions. But I'm too fatty for that to be me
>>
>>36276184
Yes, but I'm not a chink
add roboto
#6374
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>>36276397
Cool, I'll add you.

I just assumed chinkbot meant Asian. So you aren't an Asian fembot?
>>
>>36275889
I know of only one BBC loving fembot who hangs out here but she's Asian and a virgin so I'm pretty sure she just likes the BBC meme bc it's funny.
>>
>>36276651
Who's the gook BBC lover?
>>
>>36277039
I'm guessing it's Shrimp seeing how rice has bf.
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>>36259629
I wish there was no ugly bitches on this Earth
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>>36277075
Who is shrimp? Is this someone I should know of?
>>
>>36260186
Alright Velmommy
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>>36277093
Sometimes feels like by the time our (very hypothetical) kids or grandkids pop out, there won't be.
Either we'll splice that shit away, or we'll all be lumps of fat fucking eachothers avatars.
>>
>>36277075
Are you in the discord tripfag? What's your discord name?
>>
>>36277124
No
>>36277248
Yes I'm in the discord. My name isn't not important.
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>>36277380
I demand to know who the BBC loving gookbot is.
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>>36277780
Her name is shrimp.
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>>36259631
>he doesnt realize sli is a waste of money
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>>36259609
> my hair isn't that pretty
> my hair isn't dyed
> i'm not that thin
> i don't browse in my underpants, i browse from under four comforters and my sweatpants
> implying i own anything those colours
> implying i have some weird edgy "
Gamer fuel" esque black and red battlestation
> implying i masturbate at my desk
> implying i dont mAsturbate in my bed with a vibrator
> implying i even take my shirt off near the computer / any camera ever

Yeah... Nah.
>>
>>36277822
is she uggo or a landwhale?
>>
>>36278229
both origanala
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>>36278229
She is a shrimp is all ya need to know.
>>
>>36278093

> she identifies as a """"fembot""""
> she doesn't realize that demanding a separate category of robot just for being a special snowflake gender proves that she's privileged enough to have no idea what it's like to be as pathetic+unwanted as a robot

yeah. nah. attention-starved easy-mode living sociopath.
>>
>>36278293
kek, i figured
>>36278301
a cute shrimp at least?
>>
>>36278365
Cute is objective.
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>>36278410
Cuteness can have objective standards.
>>
>>36278093
>> implying i dont mAsturbate in my bed with a vibrator

dont you get pussy juice all over the place like that
>>
>>36278436
That depends. What you find cute I may not find cute.
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>>36278512
I like small noses and round eyes. Not a fan of flat asian faces usually.
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>>36278712
Well she has dick sucking lips so there is that.
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>>36279918
post em so i can judge
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I need to shave my face but don't want to because then I have to shave daily
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>>36280011
There ya go
>>36280056
Did you post in the wrong thread or something?
>>
>>36280164
alright, those are pretty nice lips. should be sucking on a dick though
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>>36280209
She only likes BBC from what I heard.
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>>36280254
fucking coalburner

ghndkgtoehnd
>>
>>36280056
Wrong thread amigo.

>>36280254
With lips like that no wonder.
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>>36280326
It's just one female out of billions. I'm sure you can find a asian and woman to fug you.
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>>36280368
doesn't matter, you burn the coal you pay the toll
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>>36280164
If that's a real fembot that posts here than I'm sort of impressed.
>>
>big breasts
I wish. I'm a dirty chestlet.
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