/britfeel/ illegally downloading music edition

OP here. Need some non-porn to wank to. Hot music videos or slutty instagram or something

Who /comfy/ tonight lads? What comfy things are you up to?

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Milk Cat 2

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>I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
>Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago
>That's me, the first year that I blow
>How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo
>Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
>Me found bravery in my bravado
>DJs need to listen to the models
>"You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?"
>(You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?)
>Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
>I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow
>And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
>So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow

>>36217581
Why no space raiders in image edition more like.

>>36217615
Having a great cuppa, some good music and fuck about in Illustrator/Indesign.

>>36217622
Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.

Which bank account is paki approved?

>>36217609
Why not just porn? Sometimes I don't wank to porn but its usually celebs or some shit,

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>>36217627
20p corn based snacks

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all feeling today?
What have you been up to?
What's the oldest file you've kept?

Hope you've had a great day today and are feeling well no matter what's happened or what you got up to!

I /think/ the oldest file I have is a screenshot of an MSN conversation with someone I used to speak with on a forum about kingdom hearts

Also post waifus or husbandos!

>>36217621
>"This is all so tiresome"

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>>36217609
try some furry lad

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>>36217654
Fucking love MBTDF, everything about it is perfect.

>Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus
>Head of the class and she just won a swallowship

>>36217662
I cant be bothered looking at dick and fanny and having to scroll through the crap parts.

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>>36217654
now if I fuck this model
and she just bleached her asshole
and I get bleach on my t shirt
does that make me an asshole

>>36217618 #
Yeah...

What about Amazon Platinum reward card?

Spend about 1500 quid to get a 10 quid Amazon voucher

Are there any white credit cards that don't have fees?

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What do you order at the pub lads?

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>make crappy bait thread on /pol/
>be entertained for an hour

>>36217728
I usually have a ladyboy

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Never noticed Seibah and Rin in the OP image. Huh.
>>36217680
Good evening, lad.
I'm feeling reasonably ok. Just been playing a bit of From the Depths. About to take the doggo out for a walk.

I've just checked, and the oldest image I have is a picture of Hitler. That being said, it's only a few years old, on account of my hard drive dying not long ago.

>>36217728
Pint of Innis and Gunn and a large Ardbeg 10. Was a good night

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Love all you lads.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (4.83% content).

>>36217776
tfw only person who loves me is random poster on /britpol/
Who /loved/ here?

>>36217720
>me getting Mastercard with rewards they remove rewards
>me getting Mastercard from bank with casback rewards
>remove rewards
me getting Mastercard from Supermarket with rewards
>me spending rewards on Beer and Whisky

>>36217776
Love you too, lad.

Surprised that's not original

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>>36217776
I cant say how i feel about u

I could have gone and seen OHMMS tonight and used it as an excuse to ask this girl out to something as well. Almost an hour since doors for the show and I'm sat at home stinking of sweat, playing vidya and sniffing glue instead

>>36217755
>100 million
What bullshit. The native american population at it's peak was 10 million at most

glad nobody saw me opening my fray bentos stake and kidney pie.

it said open and put on a baking tray.

I didn't know it meant leave it in the tin.

Fucking hate when old people tell me 'that's life' as if I'm just meant to be a cuck and bend over to the shit in life. My manager said it today when I handed my notice in because the 2 hour commute to my job was shit. He just responded with 'that's life, we can't always have jobs close to home' like fuck off why not, there is definitely jobs closer than fucking 2 hours away on the bus. Sorry lads, just had to get that off my chest.

>>36217872

Haha fuck me

At least you knew to take the top off... Right?

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>>36217581
Rochdale white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

>>36217861
t. White Christian

It was histories vilest act

>>36217889
yeah, my mum and always say that. it is just some shitty saying people because they cant be bothered doing anything about a problem.

>>36217893
I'm not denying their well deserved genocide. It just wasn't on the scale you're pushing.

>>36217208
>And don't get me started on how much I miss British motorway service stations.

Ok I'll bite, why?

>>36217893
Genghis Khan - 40-70 million people killed, at a time when this was 10% of the worlds population, meaning that if he was alive today he would have to kill around 774 million people to reach the same percent.

774 million people is around 5x the amount of people that have died in every war since 1900.

The highest estimate for amount of people to have died in all wars throughout the history of humanity is about 750 million people, so smaller than what he would've had to kill.

The black plague is also sometimes attributed to the Mongol Empire, of which he founded, this was responsible for around 100-200 million deaths.

So my question is, why the hell does nobody ever talk about this guy?

The answer is Pakis like Amir wants to make whites feel guilty so they can exploit and manipulate bleeding heart liberals.

>>36217890
yea otherwise I couldn't have got it all over the baking tray. managed to scoop it back in tho by flipping it upside down.

Oh, it's great being kettle chips in a waitrose

>council estate scum wont DARE try to buy you

"intimidates chav*

>You get to be eaten by EVERY upper class white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful potato...

*cuts to crisps eating scene*

>>36217892
>Rochdale white girls edition

>>36217965
But this one makes me hard on an industrial scale

>>36217965
Fucking beautiful this is

>>36217956
>nobody talks about Genghis khan
you are retarded

>>36217768
Evening, Sabre anon!

hope you've had fun with your vidya and have a comfy walk with your doggo.
What kinda dog is it? Can we see pics???
Love me a cute doggo

>>36217776
Love you too, anon!

>>36217956
>So my question is, why the hell does nobody ever talk about this guy?
Some chinks worship him

Anyone else drinking tonight?

Fuck all to get up for tomorrow anyway

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>>36217680
this might be my oldest file... never even entered this

>>36214996
Get in here lads these fucks need to back off with our mannerisms.

I'm going to watch this program on Channel 4 about The Knowledge, the taxi test thing.

mite b cool

>California being evacuated while Navy Seals hunt for NK nuclear subs

It's literally happening. /pol/ is in meltdown.

>>36217889
the best one is when you get told to "man up"

Imagine a chick at the same roll at work being told similar

so much for equality

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>>36214996
The madmen are trying it again.

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how does this make you feel laddies?

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pengest munch, lads

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>>36217680
One husbando coming up
>It seems you lost this wager, Kaiji-kun. You know what that means...

Oh it's great being a friendly person on /britfeel/

>posters won't DARE try to insult you

*asks how you're feeling today*

>You get to be worshipped by EVERY prison gay within a one mile radius of your kind heartfelt...

*cuts to canal pushing scene*

>>36218033
I had one (strong) rum and coke tonight but that's it. Feeling a bit low already and I'm painting plus may play some Dishonored 2 in a bit so I don't want to fuck my senses up

>>36217996
m..muh evil white men

>>36217728
Just a pint of Carling, I'm not fussy

>>36218110
#ThemGoodlenners

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>>36218096
Quite frisky to be quite honest.

Might buy the Marvel VS system trading card game, only 40 quid

>>36218078
Family is watching Indian dramas on freeview channel 77 again

>>36218115
Sounds fair lad. Dishonoured 2 good?

>>36218146
Few of my mates play VS, apparently it's pretty decent.

I have a real hankering to play a campaign of 40K Dark Heresy

>>36218171
So far yeah, I'm playing Corvo first just because Corvo. Only a short way into the game so far. Not had issues with performance like many have had, sans the audio being unsynced when I tried to run it above the settings my machine is capable of

>>36217965
>>36218110
fucking A grade content lads

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/usafeel/ isn't even close to getting as comfy as the most uncomfy /britfeel/ threads.
I feel sorry for them.

>>36217965
>>36218110
We need more of this but I'm not clever enough to write one

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>>36218225
watsonblox

is it too cold to go camping lads? i live in scotland, where wild camping is legal so you can sleep almost anywhere

>>36217615
Beer and Ray Mears lad

>>36218071
Do what you do best goodfellas poster. We need you know most

>>36218271
ray mears >>>>> bear grylls

grylls is a cunt

>>36218225
>being fat
>guns
>mexicans
They are a simple people.

Should I have a fried egg with my gammon, mashed potato and green beans or not?

>>36218291
I find Mears more educational, Grylls does stuff that looks cool but isn't always functional

>>36218211
>Few of my mates play VS, apparently it's pretty decent.
Hoping my sisters will have a few games with me
Anyway, the box and cards will be nice to own

>I have a real hankering to play a campaign of 40K Dark Heresy
Are the video games anything like that tabletop game?

Any music lads here? How do I actually learn about how music works? Playing from tabs just feels like a waste of time, improves my finger agility but that's about it. Just feels like I'm painting by numbers though.

Oh, it's great being a transexual paki in a high class call centre

>normie scum won't DARE try to mock you

*calls you a bigot*

You get to secretly record EVERY polish girl within a one mile radius of your feminine brown...

*cuts to crossdressing with sisters underwear scene*

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>>36218335
Bloody hell, lad. That's pretty good

>>36218332
learn scales lad

if you learn scales, you just play notes in the same scales in different keys and you've nailed the basics of songwriting

>>36218319
None of the vidya quite gets it right, DoW is the best you're gonna get.

Dark Heresy is a pen and paper RPG tho

>>36218052
Think about how good you'd be at video games if you won that competition, anon!

>>36218101
>season 3 never ever
I suppose it's fitting that we suffer as much as Kaiji

>>36218110
made me chuckle desu

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I don't want Nobody comin' over to my table
I got nothing to talk to anybody about
All good dreamers pass this way some day
Hidin' behind bottles in dark cafes
Dark cafes
Only a dark cocoon before I get my gorgeous wings
And fly away
Only a phase, these dark cafe days

>>36218332
well the main difference between tab and actual sheet music is that sheet music can show you the duration of the notes as well the pitch, it also shows you the key your in, the timing and the tempo.
Learning about scales and what notes fit over what chords is useful information but I want to say this. Theory should be learnt as and when it is needed, if you need to look up something to understand how it works that's fine but don't stress about knowing anything because I guarantee you will become a worse musician that way

>>36218407
A rare example of one where I had to just read the manga. One Poker has been decent so far.

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>>36217680
This was the first image I ever saved on my phone lenlad. Wish I still had my old MSN logs. A shame they were all stored locally.

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tempted to order a takeaway lads

might check ye old bank balance, see if I can afford it

>>36218564
What takeaway?

Found it for only 30 quid

https://www.chaoscards.co.uk/board-games-c800/all-board-games-c550/upper-deck-vs-system-2pcg-the-marvel-battles-p125937

>>36218585
cheeky indian probably

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>>36218332
It's worth picking up some music theory ebooks.

The chords I've linked all come from the Jazz guitar chord bible. It's all in the key of C so anything you learn you can just move up or down the neck.

pretty disgusting when you see cute british girls "trying" things with niggers and getting their pictures taken with them

where can I move where girls actually have a shred of self respect

>tfw referred to occupational therapist
>tell her about the voices im hearing
>she just avoids the topic and tells me to get tested for autism

is that their go to when they just dont want to deal with someone or something?

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that fucking pie didn't have any meat in it.
it was just pastry and gravy.

fuck you fray bentos

>>36218704
Tell her the voices tell you to do criminal acts. Bet she pays attention then.

>>36218637
LET US HAVE OUR OWN FUCKING THING GOD FUCKING DAMN

>>36218470
I reeeally need to read the manga but i'm just a lazy shit :( i'm way behind on my reading list ;_;

>>36218490
aww bud that's a sad pic :(
I wish I had more of my MSN logs to be honest, I wonder how all the people I spoke to are doing.

>>36218731
ive heard them for years and all theyve ever done is ask questions
but on the 5th one told me to do something for the first time in my life, it was pretty jarring

>>36218743
They're trying to spam it enough to get /britfeel/ banned.
Fuck I don't wanna go to /int/
Learning new memes is too difficult for me

>>36218745
Any reccs? Just finished Sun Ken Rock and I'm up to date on Kaiji, Inuyashiki and Kurosawa. Tried Ten but it's not as good imo

>mum offered to give me my other sisters chocolate reindeer
>other 2 sisters bite my head off
>don't eat it

>>36218021
Just got back from the walk now lad. Was reasonably comfy. Had to pick up his shit, which is never comfy, but he can't go on the beach and shit there anymore, and it wouldn't be right to leave his shit on the pavement.

He's a St Bernard. I would share pics, but my phone's shite, and actually posting anything from it is nigh on impossible, and getting pictures from my phone to my computer is equally difficult.

>lards copy britfeel
>first few posts consist an obese hamplanet crying about fast food and guns

really makes me think, lads

>>36218743
They never last more than a day

Chill out

>>36218808
Don't be too harsh on them, they just need a quiet guiding hand from their parents to push them in the right direction.

>>36218808
Hardly any worse than waifu prison faggots

>>36218743
Won't catch on, don't worry lad. We are one self contained thread, they won't ban us. Plus I don't want to go to /int/ or /pol/ and I'm sure they don't want us

>>36218313
bit late but did you have egg lad. i like tomatos and cheese on mine popped under grill for a bit

Whens the last time you guys were happy?
I was hoping to start feeling better with spring coming around but it doesn't feel like its going to happen.

>>36218868
>doesnt like prison faggots

what are you, gay or something?

>>36218940
l wish

>>36218934
When I was 18.

I'm 24 now.

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>tfw lost money at the casino
>tfw no gf
>tfw cold
>tfw no purpose in life

I've had better days

>>36218934

I was feeling good for a few days. Then I got fired and now I want to throw myself off a bridge again.

Is breaking bad really as good as everyone says it is? I got bored after the first few episodes but everyone looks at me like I kicked their dog when I say I didn't like it

>>36218934
when lenlad told me he liked my story

>>36218728
they're shit pies desu. and always turn out soggy. it's a hard lesson this 1 lad but hopefully now you know you will stay clear from that shit.
stick with normal pies that come in a box not a tin

>>36218677
loool insecure white dicklet. given a choice white women will always pick a black/Asian man over an effeminate white boy.

>>36218288


The absolute fucking madman "Detroit edition"

>>36218333

kek even blessed him with trips

>>36218981
I binged the whole thing in like a week or something a few years ago and I thought it was quite good. It gets a lot spicier near the end from what I remember.

Also tried watching better call saul but it didn't really keep me interested.

>>36218981
I personally enjoyed it. It's somewhat of a slow show though. I'd get to the end of the first series and see if that makes you want to continue on past that.
Totally understand why you might not like it though.

>>36218981
i'm actually watching it right now for the first time. i'm only on episode 3 but i'm enjoying it so far

any one got that pic of a drawn dog and a stick character calling him cute, then it cuts to a post that was made here by an american and the stick guy calls it retarded?

When was the last time you did a forward roll lads?

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how has your day been britfeel? anyone listened to the new arca/mount eerie? what did you think?

Breaking Bad is really good

but the best part is then watching Better Call Saul afterwards which is even better

the people who made these shows are still climbing a steady trajectory of quality that built throughout Breaking Bad and is still continuing on through Better Call Saul.

>>36218981
If you don't like it you don't like it but it's honestly up there with Lost, Oz, The Wire and The Sopranos.

>>36219065
I think some troll is fucking with us at this point

I'm impressed at the lack of attention we've had from jannies/mods, considering the amount of people that have tried to report and shitpost britfeel into oblivion over the last few years.

anyone else with a totally delusional mum? she's so desperate for me to marry and have grandchildren

literally just suggested I ask my best friend's sister out lmao

just does not understand how undesirable I am to girls

>>36219071

Not a fan of BCS, I only really liked the last episode of series 1.

>>36219138
Well we generally keep to ourselves and within the rules. Not really much reason to ban us. We push the threads up to the limit before making a new one as to be polite.

>>36218934
don't think i've been happy for years, had fleeting moments but life is getting kicked in the balls constantly

>>36218359
>>36218431
>>36218642
Thanks for the advice. I'll look up scales and give that book a download. I'm really autistic when it comes to learning stuff and need to understand everything, none of it comes naturally.

>>36219160
BCS is probably my favourite tv show at least in the past 5 years

every scene is pure kino desu

Ah, you were at my side all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A937D3iYwZU

>>36219071
>which is even better
no

>>36218981

I get the same reaction when I say I didn't like The Wire. I gave it the benefit of watching the entire first season, but it's just unfuckingbearably slow. Nothing happens for 90% of an episode, then the plot shunts forward in the last 10%.

>>36219049
I went to a pro-wrestling class. Had to roll the length of a gym hall. Gave meself a headache. It was some old bloke off World of Sport teaching it as well.

Can you stop posting sexy kev in other countries threads? It's embarrassing and makes it look like our memes are shit.

>>36219200
Yes, you are objectively wrong

>>36219152
My mum did that to me before, my friends sister was like 14/15 at the time. Now my mum has just gone off the rails and is a genuine loony

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>tfw no fembot gf
I admit it. I'm a robosexual

>>36219233
The show should be called Better Call Mike because he's the only non-boring part of the show.

>>36219152
They don't get it do they

They never had to try. Our Dads pursued them. All they had to do was go outside

>>36218934
I don't really think I've ever been happy desu. I was thinking about this the other day and even my memories of nursery were sad. It just keeps getting worse though.

>>36219071
Better Call Saul is far too slow for it to be enjoyable, then again I only watched the first season but I doubt it picks up

>>36218934
I've literally forgotten what being happy feels like

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>>36219299
>too slow for it to be enjoyable

the best things in life are slow burners, you may have an attention disorder.

>>36218787
I started pun pun not too long ago thanks to an anon from here and it's brilliantly depressing, I really need to keep reading.

>>36218799
Aww that's a shame your doggo isn't allowed on the beach anymore, especially since it's the weather for it!

Aaa I'm so jealous! I've wanted a St Bernard ever since I watched the second ghost in the shell film, give him a headpat from me!

>>36219357

Mate the sopranos was slow moving, BCS is glacial.

>>36219262
>he doesn't like devilish lawyer shit

>>36219357
Mike feels like he was one life choice away from becoming a robot.

>>36219357
I've watched 2 seasons of it. A slow burn works if you're actually building to something. The viewers just want him to hurry up and start having wacky adventures as Saul not watch some prolonged legal drama.

Foxes are half dogs/half cats. Fuck anyone who says differently.

>>36219399
Wolf Hall was glacial, didn't stop it from being the best BBC show in years

>>36219374
>especially since it's the weather for it!
That's precisely why he's not allowed. They ban dogs during the summer months as to not interfere with tourists.

>give him a headpat from me!

Can do lad.

>>36219419
I was like that but I'm liking the slow burn as I feel it just highlights the descent of Jimmy into Saul and then Breaking Bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdVZ5a7jHio

Thoughts?

>>36219357
To a certain extent. But when you get a show like breaking bad where nothing happens until season 3, that is more than a dull episode or 2. That is just shit

>>36219419
you clearly don't get it.

the show is never going to be a straight comedy about Saul Goodman, it's a tragedy about Jimmy becoming him, and it takes a long steady climb before you can have him fall

>>36219467
Breaking bad season 1 and 2 are great. The "chemistry" between Walt and Jesse is amazing.

>>36219487
Maybe they shouldnt have called it Better Call Saul then. People saw that title and instantly got excited for highjinxs. Maybe they should have called it: A Lawyer Called Jimmy and his Retarded Brother.

>>36219409
>devilish lawyer shit
There isn't nearly enough of that. Far too much soap opera, not enough roguish scheming.

The Sopranos is objectively the best tv show ever

If you disagree, then... you know lads`

>>36219514

HAHAHAHA

CHEMISTRY

HAHAHAHA

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>The English are the only ethnicity that is socially acceptable to hate

y?

>>36219467
you don't have to have a moving story to get enjoyment out of something like BB or BCS though, they're very visually engaging in each moment, have great acting, and plenty of genuine laughs. It's like reading Infinite Jest and wondering why there's 1000 pages and no story.

>>36219526
the whole point of the name is to remind you of the destination. The name actually put me off, thinking it was going to be some stupid comedy, then I started watching it and got what the show actually is.

Why do Glaswegians feel the need to type in their insufferable accent?

>>36219567
somalians

>>36219550
>Sopranos
I unironically dislike this show. Everyone was an unlikable cunt
>hurr that's the point you're meant to hate everyone
Then it's a stupid idea for a show.

>>36219550
dunno if it counts since its a mini series but i enjoyed band of brothers a lot

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pzzPp7wO1P

>>36219567
The French, surely

>>36219618
hello reddit

>>36219627
BoB is very high up there

>>36219628
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pzzPp7wO1P
y-you have a pretty voice senpai

>>36219567
the welsh

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>>36219628
jesus effin christ

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>>36219629
Nah mate, the French hate is playful. Where as there are lots of people that genuinely hate the English.

>>36219628
how long have you been on hormones?

origami

>>36219567
Pakis tbqhwul

>>36219636
>having an opinion makes you reddit
Fuck off with that shit.

>>36219660
whats the best show then lad?

go on

>>36219636
But lad, Sopranos is reddit

>>36219696
no but claiming the wire or breaking bad is the best show is

>>36219693
It's hard to an undsputed #1 but one that hasnt been mentioned yet is Justified

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xIU5lrBQ4h

If we're all doing it

>>36219642
thanks i guess
>>36219651
yeah that's what i think too
>>36219655
i don't take hormones

please answer the question

Ffs lads just ordered a pizza and the bill was 12:50. I said "take 13" and the guy suddenly got quiet then handed me 50p back and didn't speak. Think he was offended. Pizza drones when REEEEEEEE

>>36219749
>thinking ill post mine to have people make fun of me

nice try but no chance

>>36219755
you sound a bit irish.

>>36219780
>not paying by card using just-eat or hungryhouse

baka desu

>>36219749
that's a 'no' from me, jim

>>36219780
fucking jelly of pizza delivery drivers. wish i had car so i could become one, it seems so comfy

>>36219780
While I love the idea of a takeaway drone. Just what will the paki delivery drivers and their Nissan Micras do?

>>36219810
Talk to some of them, realise it's actually a shite job

>>36219820
Designated rapist

>>36219749
fuck off May

>>36219798
I used hungry house but forgot to select card. He knows where I live now as well

>>36219828
>Designated rapist
How much on a scale of 0 to Industrial would you say they would be?

>>36219820
They can go and work in the shop.

Kinda sad I'm banned from my local paki shop, but at least I think ahead and stock up now. Fuck them

>>36219868
>I'm banned from my local paki shop,
Story time laddy

>>36219850
I disappear for a few fucking days and we get a new meme?

>>36219879
think it's the lad from a few days ago who was drunk everytime he went in there

>>36219883
Had quite a few recently.

>>36219905
Kinda suspected it might be.

Any gun owners in here. Thinking of buying a new FAL haha. Post your firearms /usafeel/

Right lads. 16:30 I took 180mg extacy pill.

As of 22:31, I feel happier, more confident, just setting up an OKC and arranged to meet old friends in a week.
Those actions aren't something I'd normal do, but I'm glad to at least have the self-confidence to even try OKC.

How about you all? Hope you're all doing great!

>>36219628
you're one of the anime posters aren't you. you don't even sound english

>>36219879
Turned up drunk at the small hours of the morning fairly often wanting snacks. Highlights were trying to bribe them into selling me more booze after 10pm (not allowed in Scotland) and getting annoyed at the mminim card spend and fucking off to the back to the shop to get more stuff leaving people waiting.

Final straw was drunkenly taking out 2 displays via falling and then still wanting to buy shit, and calling the guy a fucking paki when he asked me to leave.

I considered sending them a curry to make amends to continue my 5am pot noodle cravings but decided it would be better if it was sent to me first

>>36219991
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA those faggots from /usafeel/ are quitting
What a bunch of faggots, thinking they could topple /britfeel/
We win again, laddies

>>36219628
You don't even sound HUMAN

>>36219985
if you have more, use it sparingly

after another boost or two it wont do much/anything but you will want to chase that first high and you will never quite get there

>>36219976
haha Trump amirite bros? What a goofus!

>>36219905
Yeah thats me.

Typed it out again but oh well. Might go terrorise McDonald's tonight, I'm getting hungry

>>36220020
It's not a competition lad.
No one was worried about a /usafeel/

Is britfeel pro 'Buffalo Stance'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY

>>36220020
What if while they are asleep we take the thread over. We can colonise it.

>>36220043
don't call anyone a paki in maccies lad

don't want to get banned from there hahaha

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Feeling a tad down right now to be quite honest.
How are all you lads faring tonight?

>>36220050
Sounds good.
Originalanal

>>36220047
I'm pro Buffalo Trace

that's some good whiskey

>>36220031

Aye, I posted on /b/ a few hours ago dunno if you saw that.

This'll be it for a couple of weeks until I see friends again, then 4-6 week intervals.

I'm aware the neurtoxicity is still disputed, but hell we all have to go when our numbers up, eh?

>>36220050
Are the other country threads still up? We can make a new empire.

>>36220078
I'm getting by lad, feeling neither here nor there. Eating a stroopwafel. Watching Parks and Rec. Comfy night shift feels.

What's eating at you?

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>>36220078
>How are all you lads faring tonight?

Not to good either Rich,

see>>36218966

What's troubling you at the moment?

>>36220078
Listening to songs me and my ex used to listen to. It reminds me of the better days but after a few hours I just miss her and raid the house for booze. I bet she doesn't even remember me haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGav-z5yRiU

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>tfw no potted cactus gf

>>36220065
Fucking kek. Story time?

>>36220087
It is good stuff. Prefer bulleit though. I like how bourbon is becoming a thing here

>>36220106
>Aye, I posted on /b/ a few hours ago dunno if you saw that.
haven't properly been on there since a few years ago to be honest lad

I used to do it at least every month, don't worry about neurotoxicity in the sense that it's going to kill you, but worry about it affecting your mood

I feel a bit fucked up from my MD use tbqhwyl

>>36220146
Eating a pot noodle for the first time in maybe 16 years lads

First impressions, shin cups are way more visually appealing

chicken flavour btw

>>36220152
>Fucking kek. Story time?
I was referring to the time you called the guy in the shop a paki lel

Snuggled up all cosy in bed lads haha

>>36220152
Bulleit is alright, picked up a bottle of it and the bulleit rye last week for 15 quid each since my local tesco had them on clearance because they stopped selling all bourbon except jim beam and wild turkey

still prefer buffalo trace but I agree, I love my bourbon, you should pop to M&S if you're ever feeling flush and buy yourself a bottle of elijah craig or four roses small batch, that's the good shit

>>36220186
>shin cups

fucking hell, are you the original shin cup lad from a year or two back? You fucker got me addicted to this shits that I got them in by the box load from amazon every week

>>36220110
/aussiefeels/ and /polfeels/ died
/usafeels/ has been taken over
feelsgoodman

>>36220226
what is the difference between bourbon and standard whiskey

never had that yank shit

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I'm over the moon, lads. Ameobi is, so far, the top goal scorer in the league and he's not even in my starting 11, he's just a sub - coming off the bench and scoring in every single match. I'm no longer worried about having sold Shearer at the start of this season.

I have a good feeling about him and this season, we may just take the Premier League.

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!

>>36220235
Not sure if i'm the original but I definitely condoned it from day one, been a shin cup fan for almost 20 years

>>36220113
Parks and Rec is a pretty comfy show. Can't fault you at all there.

>>36220126
Hope you do well next time Harold, soon the money will be sure to roll in.

Not sure what's bothering me, maybe the music is a bit too relaxing and making me think. The lack of contact I have with people outside of this threads gets a bit much, I talk to people like but feels more like I bother them more than they want to chat.

>>36220129
Terrible times lad. Get smashed and chat up random birds online is my advice. Just get smashed enough that confidence isn't an issue. Need to get some Whiskey again actually since I've not done that since June when I was on holiday.
Hope you feel well soon though lad.

You are all top lads tbqh.

>>36220189
Kek totally missed that reference

>>36220226
Shit that is a good price. What is the Rye like? Hasn't realised M&S sold that, will need to investigate. Cheers lad

>>36219749
Shan't be doing that

but I have a vid on youtube of me reading out all harold shipmans victims

>>36219998
i dont post anime okay
>>36220022
knew that already

>want to go for a spliff
>sister having loud skype conversation in the front room
Gonna half to walk though lads. God help me.

>>36220241
If by standard you mean a typical Scottish whiskey just to keep it a bit simple.
They are usually malt or grain. Bourbon is corn.

>>36220335
mean taste wise la

I'd like to know where the fembots are pls

I have a car, I can travel to you, no hassle on your end!

>>36220331
Just kidding. You have a cute voice lad.

>>36220241
Bourbon is generally sweeter and not smoky at all. Two very different drinks. Buffalo trace is usually 20 quid and good quality, pick up a bottle and see if you like it lad

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>>36219628
>yorkshrie

w-we're abouts?

>>36220386
>Buffalo trace is usually 20 quid and good quality,
good enough to drink straight? or do you drink it mixed? i can drink anything mixed tbqhwyf

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Bloody hell I just had a fuckin hench kebab for dinner. I feel like I'm about to explode. I also found this picture of a portloo from a job I worked on about 2 years ago.

>>36220439
that might be the most grim image i've seen in a while

>>36220439
Are you wearing shorts?

I'll never understand why people buy expensive alcohol just to mix it tbqh, what's the point?

>>36220250
told you ameobi was good m8

>>36220439
stop bein a poofter m8 a proper builder would hav a kettle set up in there

I've been stoned for 24 hours now lads, well aware it's just escapist shit coming out to play but can't stop

>tfw start of destructive spiral

>>36220439

I remember using one of them and having to wipe my ass with my sock.

I didn't put it back on after, don't worry.

Ehhhhb haaaaalp MEEEEEE briiiitfeel I am mm traaaapeed in heeeelll pleasesse it hyrrts

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>>36220113
>>36220290
>Parks and Rec
All my life, I prayed for someone like you...

Shit myself in Morrison's today lads

>>36220490
i will pray fr ur soul

>>36220250

>Selling Shearer

Absolutely disgusting

>>36220330

This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGChtKp3LAM

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>>36220498
kek elaborate? did any staff accost you

>>36220500
niiiiccee onneee laaaaaaaaad

>>36220485
Got the weed going too lad. Running out but that's probably a good thing. Need to clear my head for awhile.

>>36220426
Absolutely. I'm not a fan of mixing either, but it does go well with ginger ale if you are so inclined.

Even bottom shelf Jim beam white is OK. JD is shit obviously, but bourbon is great value

>>36219749
Oh go on then, if all the cool kids are doing it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OTRMsylUmp

>>36220403
bradford, not sure how i havent been lynched honestly

>>36220468
Gin and tonic makes sense, but besides that I don't get it

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>>36220350
Sorry lad

oriblocker

>>36220541
>does go well with ginger ale
drink scotch with that all the time

will try it la

>>36220350
Bourbon is made with corn, rye and wheat, as opposed to the malted barley virtually all scotch whisky is made from. As a result it's generally sweeter because of core's sugar content and slightly peppery because of the rye. It's a very different drink to scotch, it's a nice change.

>>36220426
Buffalo trace is lovely neat.

>>36220513
nah they don't sound english. I literally mean I just read all his victims out for no good reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZmybcC7iRI

>>36220485
>destructive spiral
When I discovered more alcohol mare a hangover go away entirely was a turning point. I try to avoid it, but it makes week long binges very easy and comfy

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>>36220550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TsI74Jttkh
>tfw /britfeel/ is becoming a vocaroo thread

>>36220550
You sound dangerously similar to someone in school I knew

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>Forrest Gump mama said, Life is like a box of chocolates
>My mama told me go to school, get your doctorate
>Something to fall back on, you could profit with
>But still supported me when I did the opposite
Now I feel like it's things I gotta get
>Things I gotta do, just to prove to you
>You was getting through, can the choir please
>Give me a verse of "You Are So Beautiful To Me"
>Can't you see, you're like a book of poetry
>Maya Angelou, Nikki Giovanni, turn one page and there's my mommy
>Come on mommy just dance wit me, let the whole world see your dancing feet

>>36220300
The rye is quite nice, nice spicy/peppery taste, nice change from regular bourbon

bulleit rye is a bit of a sore spot for enthusiasts because it's made in a mass distillation facility in Indiana as a blending ingredient and bulleit just age it and bottle it straight as a rye whiskey, but I think it's still lovely stuff, I heartily recommend it nonetheless

it's cracking in an old fashioned too

>>36220583
this is great, now do the victims of 9/11

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>>36220456
It wasn't too bad, I actually took a shit in there also but this was after the picture.
>>36220463
Nah this was actually taken around December time
>>36220477
Hahaha cracked me up n1m8
>>36220520
Aye me too, feels comfy af

>>36220635
I definitely knew some potential robots at school, where was it?

>>36220662
Would really rather not say but if your name is Nick I'm out of here

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>>36220659
I would but I really don't care too much for the yanks

>>36220693
Not even close la, thank god

>>36219628
>tfw no britfeel femboy to bully into sitting on my d i c c

>>36220335
if its scotch it Whisky
bourbon is whiskey

>>36220556
you can be my boyfriend if you want

>>36220661
I was just wonder because I have a pair of shorts that look just like the top half of your trackies

Should I get you guys or /40kg/ to name my imperial knight?

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>>36217680
yeah 15 kill streak dominator ! loving heroes of the storm desu
been playing that most of the day. and on it now.
found this image the other day. think it's from deviant art

>>36220753
Our material will probably be funnier

>>36220753
call up the warhammer world reception desk tomorrow and ask for a recommendation

>blew all my money on persona calling my school teacher to come to my house and give me her maid services

if I don't get fugged by the end of this I swear

>>36220794
pic of teacher?

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>>36220794
There's nothing in life more satisfying than romancing a computer character, to be perfectly honest.

>>36220735
not sure being the bf of someone i dont know from 4chan is such a good idea..

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https://youtu.be/uu21rM9ahkY

>>36220890
get to know that anon, later this year ill be with my 4chan bf for 2 years

Who wants some Alex Jones leaked nudes? (piss me off and I'll post the Stacey Solomon) ones?

white people have no cultu-
https://youtu.be/xkwPbmvmiIg

>>36220922
Feel free to post both.

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>>36220922
>Alex Jones leaked nudes
Yeah go on then

>>36220922
yes hit me up

>>36220930
Looks kinda hot :/

>guy in the Uni group chat is getting roasted
>brought it on himself with constant chat about his girlfriend who he broke up with and immediately went on tinder, then got back together
>turns out he is a massive autist
>turns out he has anxiety and depression
>everyone rips him harder in light of this
>he can't say a word without a shitstorm
I funding hate normies, but am too beta to interview. I don't say much anyway surprised they haven't kicked me.

>>36220514
Na I actually work there, I was a bit ill the day before but I tried to come in, got through the front doors and chanced a fart, pure liquid shit came out. Had to waddle home

>>36220971
>uni group chat

is this a normal thing? i'm in uni and never been invited to a group chat, but wouldn't surprise me if they hated me

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Fuck I love her accent

>>36220747
Oh I see. Mine in that picture have holes either side worn out from my work (carrying plasterboards), but aside from that they are regular cheap trackies I believe from asda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qksndNDMDOw

>>36220998
mostly a freshers thing, a friend of mine sent me screenshots of the one she's in and it's weird, they all act like they are best friends and have known each other for years

>>36221011
Cor blimey, that actually her?

>>36220896
I am unironically glad the concorde packed up and went to heaven (hell) for all the bad things it did

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>>36220896
>mfw everyone loves the red arrows, but I see them practice almost every day when I walk the dog so they don't impress me

For the Lenfags
http://www.strawpoll.me/12734381

>>36220998
Yeah, I managed to get invited by getting involved in some /pol/ tier banter on a night out while shitfaced. I don't say much in it, it's mostly uni stuff, bitching, football, and shitposting. Nothing interesting

>>36221124
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12734381
Legit no idea who this Len cunt is.

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>>36221071
Yeah quite a lot of her personal ones

Bet it was taken for Matt Baker, sly dog

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>still can't tell if he likes you too

Suffering

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>tfw my wrist hurts from wanking too much

>>36221169
Who is that meant to be?

>>36221179
he doesn't, should move on to me desu

>>36221161
unironically desu

is lens harem actually that big? 7 people

>>36221169
damn son. When did these come out?

>>36220998
Every team in my work has a group chat and there are countless cliquey chats as well.

They're just for gossiping 2bh.

>>36221221
lad. I'm serious.

>>36219749
>>36220550
Having bad day no bully

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ibQmcmH2vG

>>36221202
>mfw I actually have wankers arm
>mfw I actually walk lopsided because of how hench the right side of my body is

I don't even know why I bother living.

>>36221240
serious about what? I answered seriously

>>36221247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toSEwTcl5S

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>tfw buying a 80 quid phone

hope my normie mates don't find out and bully me

>>36221247
H-hi anon how are you?

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>>36217728
I am too scared to go in a pub

I don't drink tea either, I'm not even a real brit desu

>>36221339
Most brits consume dust water, they don't actually drink tea

>>36221311
If your mates find out you just have to style it out. Like "yeah haha it's shite but it was dead cheap". Just don't get weird about it

>>36221124
I feel for lenlad tbqh

he's a good lad, he deserves a nice bf

>>36221311
My phone cost 5 quid from Argos

>>36221311
I still have my sisters old iphone 4 but it has shit battery life now. Would it be worth me upgrading to something like this?

>>36219628

You sound like an effeminate irish choir boy.

>>36221375
It's actually a pretty good phone though, they'll just probably think I'm weird for buying an obscure china exclusive mobile instead of the latest iPhone like they do, the eternal struggle desu
>>36221391
what phone lad? I'm actually interested. Cheap phones really interest me
>>36221402
The phone I posted gets about 7-9 hours screen on time which is better than most flagships since it's pretty low spec and more efficient. The only hassle really is importing one from china and ensuring it's compatible with your network. I haven't got the phone yet so can't really recommend it myself but shits getting good reviews

>>36221487
Cheap androids are becoming pretty good value for money to be quite honest. The higher end phones have started to slow down in their major advancements and now it's just trivial things like a screen resolution or a camera.
Means the cheaper phones have started to get a lot better.
Used some cheap Japanese brand one myself back in the summer of last year, quite liked it even though I use a Note 4 as my main phone.

>>36221278
>tfw people cant tell your gender from your voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RxEeLxMo25

>>36221561
My current phone is fucked, is something like a 5S for 14 quid a month for all I need a decent idea, or is a cheap android a better idea? Simply only does seem that much less