/usafeel/: McDonald's Is Looking Pretty Tasty Edition

This shit is always so forced
>lads

Way to further copy the mannerisms and format of /britfeel/

I eat McDonald's like 3-4 times a week. Sometimes it's Burger King, sometimes Wendy's.
All I eat is fast food and now I weigh 350 pounds. Just kill me now.

>tfw guns and ammo are so expensive because of the government and voters who want """"common sense"""" gun laws

>>36215012
Perhaps /britfeel/ made this thread on purpose to fuck us over.

>>36215065
If you need to practice your form, go to a shooting range and pay a flat price. If you're stockpiling ammo, you deserve it

I just woke up and redeemed my shitty binge eat last night by doing 30 minutes of running/walking

Don't feel like eating today

>>36215102
That doesn't change the fact that guns and ammo are expensive due to unreasonable taxes. And the reason for purchasing guns and ammo is irrelevant.
>you deserve it
What did he mean by this

>Mexicans make the best and cheapest food
>Don't want to support their immigration into America
>End up buying shitty taco Bell

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Mexicunts are crossing our border and stealing all of our fast food. We need to put a stop to this at once.

>>36214996
I just ate there today, chickenburger is great.

>>36215352
Are you retarded? These "mexicunts" are the ones working some of the worst jobs in America so your fatass can eat some junk.

>>36215428
Lel. Someone got triggered.
Also, I think you're in the wrong board
>>>/pol/

Learn to cook
If you sit back and eat what some unhealthy shit a cooperation throws in front of you you're basically no better than a commie
Use to capitalistic benefits of fresh food wisely

>>36215519
>Stop eating fast food
Stop to watch animes, beta foggot.

>>36215519
Can you come over and cook for me?

>>36215545
degenerate monkey
Could this be original?

I fucking love In-N-Out. I used to live in Philadelphia and I recently moved to Phoenix and I can't believe what I've been missing out on for 20 years. Holy fuck I feel cheated.
I'm going to be a fatass in no time.

>>36215669
This is the McDonald's edition, not In-N-Out.
Learn to read retard.

>>36215695
Fuck off mate, I can talk about whatever I want.
This is America after all.

Just sitting here with my AK-12 watching the world go to shit.
World War 3, here we come.

Serious question, what exactly is everyone's beef with building a wall on the border? Don't we already have a fence there? A wall would just be better.

>>36214996

Had 4 hamburgers with fried eggs on them for breakfast this morning. Now I have some wicked heartburn. About to down a pint of Ben & Jerry's to cool down my esophagus. My arm feels funny.

>>36215929
A wall will take years to build. It's an extremely complicated process if you think about it. You can't just say, "Let build a wall!" without having to negotiate with private land owners, unpredictable terrain, etc. Not to mention there will most likely be a tax raise for the cost of the wall alone.
You will need workers, many workers. You need to pay to feed these workers, give them shelter. You need to build transportation lines to transport the materials necessary to keep building the wall.
That's only the basic summary of the troubles around building the wall. It just seems like a waste of fucking time.

>>36215065
>he lives In a libshit state
Man those flyover states are looking pretty good right now, huh?

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>>36214996
As a Mexican intellectual, it's weird going to an mostly Caucasian uni. It's the only place where I'm an actual minority. And they all act cheesy when they're drunk.

>>36215831
>slavshit gun
Based FAL is the only gun for a real american

>>36216075
>tfw Jewish American
>tfw Galil
feels good.

>weird stuff happening with my left eye
>doctor orders a ton of expensive tests with names I don't understand
>call up my dad, another doctor, ask him to explain them

Apparently the first doctor is testing me for a degenerative muscular disorder that almost only affects men over the age of 60 and wanted to charge me like $400 for it. Not going back to that doctor.

>/usafeel/
Stop with this cancerous bullshit
You're only making it worse OP

Been up working on a case of beer in a hotel room since 0800 yesterday. Really want chili fries made with waffle fries, house made chili, shredded cheddar, pickles, and onions, but that'd be 3 days in a row.

I've ordered gyros and pizza and burgers to try and distract me from the chili fries, but I just end up eating both.

>tfw slipping into a chili fry lifestyle

>>36216324
Fuck off britbong

Rhdrhdsassghg

>>36216377
>tfw baconator fries from wendys
I'm more of a culvers guy but it's so fucking good

N n for this thread devolve into fast food and guns?

>>36216111
>tfw name my galil in csgo "shekel gun"
I regret nothing

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>>36215669
>>36215695
Sorry guys, but White Castle is the supreme fast food. Their onion rings and shakes are truly a gift from god.

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>>36216447
I grew up on the west coast, and am more of a Jack in the Box, Carl's Jr type of guy, but moved to Ohio a while ago. Have to drive down to Missouri for JitB, or Colorado for Carl's Jr
>tfw Hardee's is everywhere
>tfw they won't make double western bacon six dollar burger with crisscut fries

The real crown jewel of my west coast food feels was The Hat. Small pastrami chain my uncle took me to when I was little. Probably went 100 times and only ordered either the pastrami dip, or the chili fries with tomatoes and pickles. The chili fries I've been eating approach the flavor profile, but the volume isn't even close.
>tfw no local portions to fill the void inside

>tfw ordered a reuben to try and distract me from chili fry life

>>36214996
kek, this is just bongs satirising burgers

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>>36214996
/britfeel/ here, you fucks don't even have a seasonal calender picture you fucking mongs.

don't copy our mannerisms either or we'll brexit the shit out your 51 states.

>>36214996
Just found out that my dad plays the bagpipes, who else 25% Scottish here?

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Mommy wont buy me din din so i had to cook my own. The food started smoking so i tossed it outside. Sorry neighbors

>>36216111
>only vaguely connected to a gun because some shekelsteins on the other side of the world make it
>somehow derive pride in that

Why do people do this

Just grabbed some McDonald's earlier.
feelsgoodman

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Hope this /usafeel/ actually goes more successful than your previous ones.
Would be nice to have both a Brit and usa feel running alongside each other.
I believe in all you fellas across the pond.

- Kev x

>>36217817
LMAO
Wanna fuck with us? We'll fuck with you.
We're tired of your cancerous threads always maxing the bump limit. It's time for AMERICA to have their own thread as well.

>>36216737
Whitecastle is average at best. Carls Jr is where its at motherfucker

>>36218141
I prefer Hardee's

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Us lads have Shipman and Hillman to support us. You need to get your Bundy and some other serial killer ready.

>>36218139
america has tried time and time again and they never see bump limit

good luck though

>>36218139
you dont need your own thread though. you have the entire board. we have our own thread because yanks cant understand our problems. just look at this thread, with your complaining about not having enough money for guns. calm down lad.

>>36214996
>"McDonald's Is Looking Pretty Tasty Edition"
Wow, you fucks can't even come up with a good edition title. Americans already have enough influence around the world. Let us have our own thread in peace pls.
From, a fellow /britfeel/ fag

>Live in NJ
>Only white person at uni

>>36218204
>"Illegally downloading music edition"
>"Mum and Dad going to the Golden Dragon for their anniversary edition"
Your titles are pretty shitty themselves

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Not sure I approve of this thread

>>36218256
But those titles come from the discussion of previous threads. Not our fault they make no sense to you.

>>36218256
it's a brit thing

you wouldn't understand

>>36218256
>"The Mexicans Are Crossing Our Borders Edition"
>"Guns are the only good things in this world Edition"
Your title editions are so easy to predict

>>36218256
us a feel
stop abusing the queens english
hope you have good feels

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Detroit edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

>>36218321
they dont even sound like proper robots.

>>36218321
lel
Those titles are pretty autistic though
>>>/b/
Pls go there

Who else here hates the letter 'u'? Glad we drop that shit randomly from words for no reason.

Why can't we just let the yanks have their thread?
If Brit has one; our illegitimate daughter country can

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I don't get why Americans are always depicted as being fat, I live in NYC and I've literally only seen one or two fat people in my life.

>>36218367
A lot of us want them to have one. They just struggle to actually do it. It's like wanting the illegitimate daughter to actually walk.

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>>36218347
>Who else here hates the letter 'u'?

>>36218387
>I live in NYC and I've literally only seen one or two fat people in my life.
Was one of them in the mirror?

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>be me
>be fat NEET
>mother has to go visit distant relatives for a few days
>forgets to buy groceries
>leaves money for me to go out and "socialize"
>have no choice
>head to McDonald's
>place is crowded and full of normies
>everyone is staring at me as I walk in
>social anxiety kicks in
>start sweating like a pig
>hear a kid say to his mother "Mommy, who is that weird guy with the huge belly"
>Start visibly shaking
>While in line, security officer there asks if I'm alright
>I get so freaked out that I accidently punch in the chest
>Have had muscle control issues since I was 16
>Officer tackles me
>Get handcuffed
>Get thrown into jail
>Feel deeply ashamed
>Guy comes up behind
>ohnowhatsgonnahappen.png
>he takes off his pants
>shows me his package
>SUCC

The End

>>36218395
Does it not work because states in USA are too different?
/r9k/ could become a board of 50 threads for each state.

>/texasfeels/ when the Church isn't open 24/7 edition

>>36218465
That is the most autistic greentext story I've ever seen

>>36218496
Let's not do that. /r9k/ would soon turn into a ripoff of /int/
Also, I have a feeling some other countries are going to join in on this shit.

>>36218496
I considered that but I feel you might get away with lumping states together, so East/West Coast, Southern states etc.

I just think they need to get some comfy banter going.

So lads, what's a comfy food you all recommend?

>>36218535
I would say BBQ ribs and shrimp/hushpuppies is pretty comfy.
Fish food in general is also pretty comfy.

>>36218496
I think you've confused Texas and Alabama.
>/texasfeel/ - when they won't get on the shoulder doing 75mph in a 65mph zone because I want to do 90mph edition

>>36218569
Nice Anon.
I like fish food myself. Although, not salmon.
I think it's gross.

>>36218503
Clearly you've never read/heard the horse story

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492028947032.webm

>>36218672
Well putting audio to that story does succeed in making a lot more autistic.
Well done

>>36218535
Mac and cheese pizza, because carbs on carbs with nacho cheese.

>>36218721
Mac and cheesy is pretty comfy at times to be fair.

>>36218764
I like my Mac and Cheese with spicy Chicken.
Makes me forget how miserable I am.

I'm just sitting here eating my McChicken watching Angel Beats.
I realize I'm behind the times I thought it was a fucking musical.

>>36218846
Won't lie. Making me a tad hungry.
Any other comfy food recommendations?

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>/usafeel/
>it's just about fast food, mexicans and guns
Can't make this up

>>36218882
Man, Angel Beats made me cry. I'm glad I watched it before my tolerance for most anime died.

>>36218950
The ending is pretty emotional.
Although, the character development is pretty lackluster.

>>36218970
I agree. I almost quit watching halfway through because I honestly felt so bored and was nearly falling asleep at some parts, but then Naoi appeared and all the drama with Tenshi got me interested again.

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>>36214996
.
.
.
.
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>American comes into the surgery
>Steps onto the scales
>Tell him "you weigh 140 kilograms"
>Says "What's that in Imperial?"
>Tell him "308 pounds"
>Says "What's that in Dollars?"
>Tell him less than his doctor at home would charge for a bandage.
>Work out a diet plan for him to follow
>He wants me to give him the KitKat on my desk
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>36219064
Fucking hell, that was a ride and a half. In tears from laughing.

>>36218892
Try grilled Parmesan chicken with crispy tater tots or saucy spaghetti with tender meatballs.
Shit, my mouth is watering now.

When was the last time you guys were truly happy?
I hope this is original.

>>36214996
Fuck off to >>>/int/
stuoid fuck

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>>36218347
>>36218417
>filename
well meme'd bong

in case anyone in this thread is new
/usafeel/ or /amerifeel/ has been tried before
it always fails. fact of the matter is most americans can't relate to one another, it honestly is only a british phenomenon

>>36219328
that's not it
/r9k/ is one big amerifeel
the general just always degenerates into shitposts and america bashing so it can't work

>>36219328
OP here.
I will not give up.
We shall create unity in /r9k/

you faggots can't just attach feel to your country and make a general.

We will end up like /int/ if this continues

>>36219349
>>36219349
>/r9k/ is one big amerifeel
not 100% the problem

there are differences between regions in the UK, be it countries or the north or south of England, but we can all relate about something

you yanks can't, cali is too different to texas, which is too different to new york etc

>>36219402
>implying that isn't OP's plan all along

alri lads whats going on in this thread then? some top banter with my fellow yan-i mean... bros?

Need to get some beef space raiders lads. Proper craving them now.

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>>36219449
yee-haw partner

pretzels, hot dogs, amish people, etc

>>36219298
When I was a little kid
Original?

>>36214996
McDonald's is such a shitty restaurant.
Subway is better.

>USA thread
>britbongs shitpost and ruin it

Literally why? Why can't we have our thread? It's not taking away from your thread. If anything it's better than all the trapgay threads that pop up every day. USA is a unique place and we deserve a deep thread.

>>36219591
Subway may have "fresh" food, but I always go to McDonald's since it's tasty and their food and quite cheap.
>tfw neetfag

>>36219609
I really want you to have one, even trying to get some discussion going so it doesn't just die as well.

Last time I went to McDonald's, the place got robbed and I ended up becoming a hostage.

>>36219736
Fr? Tell us more Anon.

>>36219762
It's not that special of a story. The robbers ended up running once they realized that the police were beginning to secretly infiltrate through the vents.
They looked pretty young, too. I don't know why they were robbing the place and holding hostages in the first place.

Anyone gun owners in here?
oriiri

>>36219853
Fuck off /k/
We don't need America to become even more infamous with guns
Also
I own a FAL faggot

>>36219853
>>36219878
C'mon guys let's keep a comfy atmosphere going here.

>>36219895
It's far too late, my friend.
It is FAR TOO LATE.

OP here.
I think it's clear that this thread failed immensely.
I will be back in a few hours and try again, once all the robots are awake.
I hope we can find unity.

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Right fellow bongs, time to take over. This is now a /britfeelcolony/

This thread is now the property of Great Britain. Snooze you lose yanks

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We're back in business lads

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>>36220145
>>36220104
>>36220117
Time to COLONISE my dude.
;^)