/britfeel/

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>>36168940
You just took out the best part.

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Nightly reminder that Kev looks out for you all and wants the very best for you.

Might finally donate to that online comic book reviewer today

>its another episode of staying up all night listening to emo/scream shit in an attempt to re-live the youth that i never had but i wished i did

>tfw you will never fuck a qt emo/scene girl just by being part of the subculture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_djbfsyU3w&t=1325s

>>36168970
Well I've only got two almost up to date versions and I posted the smug one for the last thread

Finally feel like life's worth living lads haha

>>36168973

cheers kevver

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Rate my team, lads. Ameobi's been in some fine form, banging one in every time he's come off the bench.

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The absolute state of this board

>>36169018
>Newcastle united
Instant 1/10

>>36169018
>Not starting Bramble for optimum memeage.

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Right nasty cough :/

>>36168983
How are you going to present as a woman when you live with your mum and BASTARD DAD?

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>>36168940
Interracial fun in the sun edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>facebook now hides friends by default
this is so frustrating, I can't remember someone's name who I saw a few days ago and have no way to look them up

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come on join lads to watch more fat kino

>>36169073
The first few months of this I hated you but now I can't help but admire your persistence

>>36169024
Top tier OC image.

>>36169085
What's the password? In the bath atm but I'll get on it right after

>>36169018
ameobi is bound to score 1

>>36168993
>tfw emo girls no longer exist and you never got to fuck one
REEEE WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME IT WAS A TEMPORARY THING

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>>36169105

He's not as persistent as me yet

whats your favourite elliot rodger meme lads?
im partial to that 'myth of consent' one myself

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Do you give this champ your support or the Sexy Kev?

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>>36168940
anyone got the zee maps things pl0x?

someone asked in prev thread if anyone had a favorite motorway service station.
I don't but I do have this charming motorway postcard.

>>36169063
Maybe androgynous then

>>36169131
there's no password lad

original

>>36169073
Always liked this pasta

>>36169151
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

Here lad

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>>36169156
have you tried that new app that turns everyone into a cute grill?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaWZz2jwnqA

>tfw Maximo Park still get into the top ten in the charts all the time but whenever I try to bring them up around normies they always laugh and act like the band stopped existing after 2005
why don't normies appreciate good music?

>>36169176

You like all pasta you fat shit

>>36169156
So your plan for your life is to live with your parents and be androgenous?

>>36169147
I like that drive parody. Almost makes me feel sorry for him before he does that wink at the camera

>>36169063
Based Hillman not going soft.

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>>36169151

looks just like Charnock Richard that laddy, my favourite one that i mentioned in the last thread, good taste

>>36169147
That's definitely the best one, no contest

>>36169178
thanks mans.

>checks

nope still alone

>>36169181
>why don't normies appreciate good music?
Good music =/= maximo park

>>36169188
Actually had chicken pasta again

>>36169189
I'll move out as soon as it makes financial sense
I just expect my parent to view me as more andro rather than female since the changes would have been gradual

>>36169105
It's obviously the gollywog who made it posting.

>>36169221
The black spot in the middle of that image is triggering. Makes you feel like your retina has detached.
>>36169251
>as soon as it makes financial sense

What's your criteria?

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>>36169260
>tfw no gollywog gf

>>36169293
>>tfw no gollywog gf to jizz into the natural hair of

>>36169179
what is this app called?

>>36169151

Yeah

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

My favourite is probably maidstone, although I haven't been there in years.

Newbury is probably 2nd, and I've been there quite a lot, Warwick is also pretty good.

>>36169269
>What's your criteria?
I'm not sure but when it's right, I'll know

Ideally, I want to move in with a bf

any you madlads play diver's dream for the ps1?

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There's no reason to lie.

I've shagged a lot of white girls.

In my reality it's impossible to avoid it.

>>36169336
why are you going to move out, what about inheriting the house?

Just emailed the contact email of #ThoseGoodFellas and tweeted the production manager asking if its cancelled

>>36169293

My jungle fever is fading slowly

>>36169243
good taste =/= your taste

>>36169352
Why can't you post a timestamped picture of your hand Andrew?

>>36169317
Egg on Your Face

>>36169336
>When it's right, I'll know.

Ah so it's a fantasy/pipe dream that will never happen.

Got it.

And in the meantime you'll just waste all your money on figurines like a typical autist.

>>36169317
Look at the bottom right of the image

>>36169366
No one likes Maximo park, that's why they don't care for their existence past 05.

>Be American
>Finally save up enough burger points to fly on a plane
>Corporation decides you're standing in the way of their profits
>Get Government agents to beat you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STJQnu72Nec

>>36169352

>He thinks everyone in /britfeel/ is some angsty /pol/ack who would get triggered.

>>36169405
>there's always some woman being loud

fucks sake

>>36169401
Our velocity is quite good

>>36169363
Skip the middle man

[email protected] or call 020 7306 8444.

They'll tell you about how it's happening.

>>36169422
That's my whole point lad, I'm not trying to trigger anyone - I'm just trying to make a sitcom based on my life as I've lived it.

>>36169405
back to plebbit you go lad

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>>36169394
Maybe we can all stop replying to him now.

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>>36169352
I imagine the /goodfellas/ poster to be something like pic related.

>>36169394
Literally never be bought a figurine

Let's see where I am this time next year

>>36169354
I need independence, I don't need this place

>>36169085
come on join lads its starting

>>36169422
Exactly, /britfeel/ is pro-cuck

>>36169463
>I don't need this place
Changed your tune, what happened to the "HAHA I'm due to inherit a house worth 250k"

>>36169463
>Let's see where I am this time next year

You literally said that this time last year, I remember it.

>>36169441
>That's my whole point lad, I'm not trying to trigger anyone - I'm just trying to make a sitcom based on my life as I've lived it.

Why endlessly post about it then?

I've shagged quite a few black girls, I don't post about 5-6 times a day, every day without fail.

>>36169476
can you find another site that doesn't require you to download a dodgy script? You fat Paki

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>>36169150
>Flex Buffington

>>36169511
Normie...

Gtfo off my board

>>36169501
It really was an imposter

>>36169508
And I now have a job have gotten closer to the body I want

Started a new job after 3 months NEET. It's just as bad as i remember lads, fucking horrible, tortuous; so much infinitely easier to play playstation, smoke weed, call shitposting your profession and lie down and rot (LDAR). It's a grim old world.

>>36169461
Nice strawman. I don't know who keeps posting my show, but you're talking to a black man who has achieved more than you ever will. I have a sitcom launching on E4 this june. What have you ever done with your life?

>>36169511
That was literally my first post about it.

>>36169516
you don't need a script

>>36169546
you are a bored white guy posting unless you actually prove youre black

>>36169546
Is it true you created all of the memes on britfeel as well?

>>36169546

My guess is that you are that 27/28 year old faggot from the isle of white, Dom I think his name is.

>>36169546
You watching Empire on E4 too?

>>36169566
I created a few yeah. I'm not claiming 100% because there have been some quality memes created by others.

Shipposting, Kay's Good Cooking and a few others have been other people.

But I am a creative force here. No doubt about it.

>>36169535
>It really was an imposter
you posted that literally for months....

can't believe you're "not the real"-ing me

>>36169546
My white sister has just had a tattoo of Augustine done on her back.

>>36169427

OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HIM

THAT'S HORRIBLE

OH MY GOD

>>36169546
honestly lad, the persona is getting a little stale now, sure i had some chuckles at it but it's time to move on. How about an outspoken unapologetic paki transphobe, you're bound to get some good bantz with poleaboo

>>36169085
join in dammit reeeeeeee

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>>36169151
>another Derby lad hates life here
Think we've ever crossed paths?

>>36169624
>Shouts how bad something is
>Does nothing, expects someone else to
typical woman

>>36169624
it's always oh my god repeating

>>36169620
Never underestimate the dedication of an imposter

>>36169603
Guess again.
>>36169605
Nah, I don't watch TV. I create it.

Some of us are sheep in this life. And some of us are shepherds. You know what I mean?

>>36169623
She won't be the last.

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Proper wouldn't mind nipping down to a quiet local for a pint or two.

Stop responding to the tripfag

>>36169611
>But I am a creative force here. No doubt about it.

You're probably behind a lot of the stale forced memes, like that gorilla in a bowl of milk, kettle chips, tiger bread etc.

>>36169400
i look weird as a female. i look like a cute Asian lesbian

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>>36168940
I love /britfeel/, it's just so comfy. Nice to be able to talk to people who I can actually relate too. Americans are really tiring desu

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Sadness covers me like a blanket. Tuck me in. Let me die.


Obviously this is unoriginal

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>>36169673
I wish, They make these threads uncomfy.

Considering rushing to tescos to buy cuppa soup lads

think I'll have to add more things to my basket so its not weird though

one of those things might end up being beer

>>36169669

Gail Platt vs Primrose Shipman

Who would win battle of the WAGs?

Had a bottle of "Katy" by thatchers, now onto the strongbow

What's everybody drinking, lads?

>>36169714
Gail easily. You seen the shit she had to go through? If she can take a canal dunking, she can take on anything. Even Shipman himself.

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WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR NECK

>>36169711

>anon buys 36 tins of lager and one cupa soup to hide his alcoholism

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>>36169734
Right fine piece of crumpet is that.

Odds I order a pizza
Evens I eat a can of tuna and have a glass of water

>>36169737
Bought so much fruit for this very reason

>>36169751
Congrats lad, enjoy it!

how many lads lurk in these threads? i often go multiple days without actually posting anythng

>>36169751
Lucky lad

Ravioli ravioli make this originoli

>>36169766
Thanks, will do lad. Proper happy with that outcome

>>36169767
If the zeemaps is accurate then lots

>>36169767
>i often go multiple days without actually posting anythng
Same

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Love me some viscount mints. How about you lot?

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Anyone here on Universal Credit?

Do I just apply online and collect the NEETbux or do I have to sign on?

Do they force you to apply for jobs?

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>>36169312
Feels bad
>>36169365
Mine certainly isn't

>>36169683
I am behind the kettle chips and tiger bread memes. I agree they are now stale but they were never forced. In fact there is another lad who did a lot of the kettle chips posting early on, and he's just as responsible as I am. He's a good lad, was good to collaborate with him.

The gorilla in the bowl of milk is nothing to do with me. I'd say that's more of a forced meme. I still like it though.

>>36169813
ew dont reply to me lad

>>36169826
Fucking hell lad. Wasn't gonna have a wank tonight. Any more of that lass?

>>36169825
Yeah but you can lie though they will ride you hard

You're better off actually applying for jobs

>>36169826
She's fyyyyyyne lad.

You sure you can handle that? I love it when white boys take a crack at some fine black ass. Fill your fucking boots, is my attitude. Life is for living.

>>36169857
I don't want to accidentally get a job though...

>>36169820
Oh yes lad

Anyone ever ate those instead of brushing their teeth?

got a lil something going on http://pxls.space/ boys, come help build a bong flag or smth @ 110,650

>>36169860
mate she's gonna get BLEACHED good and you know it

>>36169860
During supper, I was debating with myself whether the world would be better if we just kill all the blacks - of course doing so would mean even the 'good' ones would have to die too - and I have come to the conclusion that it would be.
My principal reason to support this is that niggers (all non-whites really) take more than they put in, whether it be welfare, food, houses (space), etc. that could be used for the homeless whites, or just all the whites in general; this reason specifically extends to Africa where niggers are occupying vast amounts of mostly fertile land, which is abundant in rare resources like diamond and oil, yet they do not use that land efficiently - Britain and other white nations could use this land efficiently, as we've done in the past.
The second reason is that these niggers, not only do they fail to provide for the society that gives them too much, but they also harm this society with degeneration of the culture, and crime (which is all too obvious to us /pol/acks).

Naturally, you may find more reasons to exterminate the niggers, but I believe those are the two main ones.
What's more, these reasons both satisfy most peoples need for objectively sound arguments and emotionally sound arguments. Only a nigger, or a liberal (which is becoming as extinct as the niggers will hopefully be) would find what I said 'evil' or offensive. Everyone else knows this to be true and fair.

t.jew

>>36169890
eh, you'll change your tune soon enough

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>>36169852
Not much. I haven't really looked
>>36169860
Well I know you're not a blackie now because you're not insulting the shit out of me

>>36169922
>thinking black people care if you want to fuck black women

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whites don't have ass at all, they're like sti-

>>36169921
Doubt it m8.

I've done the whole wageslave thing. Never again.

How do I deal with a cunt in my house who turns into a literal fucking demon the moment he cannot get a fag?

I'm going to go absolutely fucking ape shit on this cunt soon if he stamps around my flat anymore.

He's out looking for fag butts on the floor now.

what do

>>36169922

It tends to be the black women who get grief rather than the man banging her.

>>36169922
I usually prefer lighter-skinned ones but dayum.

>>36169959

Snap his cigarettes at every opportunity

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>>36169931
You have no idea how antsy they get when you mention you want to fuck a black chick

>>36169951
>posting a man
>posting a man who doesn't have an ass

come on you could have at least posted assbro

>>36169959
Sort him out with a box of fags?

Liverpool here
Bretty high

>>36169954
You done the NEET thing long?

It's just a different kind of hell

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(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to f*ck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

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how has your day been britfeel? hope your mondays havent been too souldestroying

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poleaboo got a job why haven't you left yet

>>36170046

Took the day off as sick so I could play Yooka Laylee, it's pretty good.

Back to wageslaving tomorrow but I suppose a 3 day week is good.

>>36170046
Woke up at 4pm and I've done nothing since, pretty good day so far

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>>36169984
This is a guy who sells everything he owns to buy an extra ten bag of weed or whatever to smoke. He literally pawns everything.that he ever buys when he has no money.

He is literally living in my flat because he has nowhere else to live.

Pic related is my friend on his own. I want him out but he is literally homeless otherwise and I've been on the streets myself.

Protip: Never be nice to anyone brit/feel/. They'll end up on your couch and never leave.

>>36169954

This >>36170031 desu. Although it depends on your minset. NEET life can be amazing or it can be the worst hell you've ever been through. Months on end without doing anything but browse r9k, not talking to anyone and living through the night does bad things to your mind in ways you can't imagine yet. If you're disciplined and focus on learning things it can be great though. But its very hard to remain disciplined when there's no real external pressures. At any moment you could slip back into depression if you aren't careful.

just had a cheeky freddo lads, don't tell mummy

>>36170031
Done both for several years.

I'd say that NEETdom is more like purgatory.

Wageslavery is definitely hell for an introverted person like myself.

>>36170139

Kick him the fuck out before he ruins your life

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>tfw no qt smug chocolate grill to bash the fash with
Why even live?

>>36170139
Kick him out. You are going too easy on him just because you have stayed on the streets before.
Until he does that, he won't ever change his life.
He will just keep pushing blame or putting it off like that tranny in these threads.

>>36170069
I got a job too. Doesn't change anything because you just replace the stress you got from not having a job with the stress you get from having to function in a work setting.

You just have more money, which doesn't mean anything when you don't have anything to buy as you're still conditioned to live like the poor NEET you were before.

>>36170192
she only dates people who are pro islamic terrorism

>>36169985
No we don't. You sound like a dappy boy mate.

>>36170192
>people shilled for this being a powerful image
>shes probably defending the same muslims who are going to throw acid in her face for not covering up

hmm

>>36170086
does the game live up to past 3D platformers? seems like a pretty comfy day though honestly

>>36170100
wish i could have done that, had to get out of bed sadly

Enjoyable evening of watching Palace murder Arsenal, followed by Netflix and /britfeel/ while I doze off to sleep. Life's alright.

>>36170192
Why are all racists manlets?

>>36170242

The level design is a bit chaotic and the camera is bad. It is good but just not as good as I had hoped.

>>36170262
> implying you're not a manlet

>>36169985

I'll list every black woman I've known and how we've got on.

>Woman A
She was a colleague for about 4 months, she was quite friendly to me at first, then someone told her that I was a racist. She came up to me and said immediately and said "Anon said you're racist! Are you really?" and I just casually said "Yeah, I am" and she wouldn't believe it for a while, but didn't care in the end. We became quite close, and we did kiss once. There was sexual tension building for a while, and I felt extremely guilty about it at the time.

>Woman B
I met her on a Normiebook group I was added to, it was mostly about politics, so she obviously learned pretty quickly about my /pol/ ways, she set out on some crusade to try and change my ways, and obviously failed, but we remain good friends to this day

>Woman C
She was the best friend of Woman B, a very popular Stacy type (not sure what black Stacy would be, Shaniqua maybe). She was very interesting and we became quite good friends, haven't spoken to her in a while though.

>Woman D
Some woman I got talking to on POF, ended up fucking her, but only as a ONS

>Woman E
I met her on a forum for learning languages, she lived close by and we were an item for a bit, she moved away and we drifted apart

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>>36170190
>>36170201
Yeah exactly what I've been thinking to be honest. He already knows that he has to be out by April - going to see what he flunks his fucking money up on this time rather than saving to leave my fucking flat.

Thanks brit/feel/. Have a rare anglo.

>>36170323

Moral of the story, black women tend to love white racists, at the very least they are not bothered by it.

>>36170192
Is she really tall or are all the EDL manlets?

>>36170262
Why are all tripfags/trannies annoying?

>>36170262

BNPanon here, I'm 6'2

>>36170338

Who would build a house of of sweets anyway?

You'd have ants bloody everywhere.

>>36170223
Just pretend you are. I've done that to shag a cute

>>36170192
Where's her hijab? what a slut

>>36170192
It turns out that she's half Paki shitskin, half Bosniak. I guess that explains the separate eyebrows and nose ring.

>>36170262
I'm 6 foot 2's worth of racism

>>36170375
Is the BNP still a thing? I thought they went under after Nick Griffin left.

Lads I'm on the bus, back seat with a young couple I their mid teens. Girl is a lovely little piece and the guy is punching above his weight a little but atm his market value is probably alright.

He started stroking her hair then his hand literally went down and he touched her fucking tit. This guy in scruffy Adidas joggers shouldn't be anywhere near a fuckdoll like her. If there was any justice in the world I would be absolutely dominating her in her bed RIGHT NOW.

Fuck this gay earth. Worst of all is when I see guys closer to my age who haven't grown out of their alternative phase (or have but are keeping it up for girls) with actually attractive girls. I could probably beat up at least 90% of those chicken-legged phaggots with minimal effort.

>>36170449
Very sad post. I feel sorry for you and anyone else with your bizarre, unhappy mentality.

anyone else onto the glory of mixed berry emerge

>>36170429
>Is the BNP still a thing?

Not really, The still exist but have about 700 members, down from a peak of 14,600.

>>36170449
what i would do to get touched up by a scruff wearing adidas

girl don't know how lucky she is

>>36170449
Then do it and stop being all talk and no action.

>>36170449
Should have followed them home and stabbed them like a real nutter.

>>36170502
BNP anon are you thinking about a career in politics?

What do you do for a living now?

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me rn lads

>>36169133
**everything** in life is a temporary thing.

consider this your warning.

>>36170561
your faggotry is eternal

>>36170475
You can't really judge much based on that one post.

>>36170516
I'd face severe consequences.

>>36170530
Wouldn't want to throw my life away


I think my testosterone is too high or something. Keep having these violent sexual thoughts. Is this how Africans feel? Shame they can't control themselves like I can.

>>36170545

Nah, certainly not a career in politics, I might stand for councillor one day though as an Independant.

I work as a van driver atm, pretty comfy desu.

>>36170574
why, i'm flattered
(and this is original)

>>36170502
Holy shit lol. I remember when they were at the forefront of the 'far right' in britain.

I guess the problem was that they were too inchoherant; they had people who were closer to UKIP and Zionist in the same party as people who were closer to combat 18/new-nazis.

The far right is too small and VERY divided, particularly in Britain, to ever gain influence. Trump won because he was vague enough for enough people with very differently ideologies to get behind.

>>36170584
One post or not, if that's the way you think, you have a very sad way of seeing the world and wouldn't want to be like you.

>>36170634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDzlhW3XTM

T U N E
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E

>>36170618
Really? That's a shame mate. I am thinking of starting up a revival of the British Nazi Party and I had my eye on you as a potential collaborator.

>select all the billboards
>it's all street signs
>not even allowed to skip
whats captcha playing at this time

>>36170632
>I guess the problem was that they were too inchoherant; they had people who were closer to UKIP and Zionist in the same party as people who were closer to combat 18/new-nazis.

True, but the same now applies to UKIP, shifted further to the centre.

You have pakis that are pro migration, and other civics in the same party as thousands of Ex-BNP members.

>>36170710

do street signs mean the pole too?

>>36170682
>I am thinking of starting up a revival of the British Nazi Party and I had my eye on you as a potential collaborator.

At least this is amusing b8, unlike the endless paki rape gang spam.

>>36170737
Not b8. I'm 100% serious.

>>36170711
True, but UKIP has a policy of expelling anyone with explicitly nazi views. You're not allowed to join UKIP if you were a BNP member; of course a lot still joined anyway as they just didn't say; they just keep stum.

For a party to be successful they have to have a consistent message so everyone gets what they're about. UKIP sorta successfully cornered the market of right wing disaffected tories and social conservatives (as well as some libertarians); to do this though they had to make clear that they were not ethno-nationalists or nazis.

>>36170682
>revival
it never existed

>>36170819
It did but it was just a few guys, lead by a fella called Kevin Quinn. He's better know for his other group, the November 9th Society.

To be honest he's a bit of a fag, not really hard line enough for my liking. Too soft on non-whites.

>>36170860
I honestly don't know what you're hoping to achieve mate.

>>36170887
Ultimately?

Global extermination of all non-whites.

>>36170860
The problem with non-whites is that most people have brown eyes and are therefore not white.

>>36170895
The problem with non-whites is they always try and walk it in

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>>36170895
That's what I mean mate. He was too soft on them.

Look at the crime statistics. Why do brown-eyed people disproportionately commit so many crimes?

>>36170923
ludicrous display last night

>>36170942
Does he bring his haram of 11 year old stoned chavs to the ring with him?

>>36170942
if he's so rich why can't he afford shampoo
or a haircut

>>36170965
That's the finish move.

>>36170968
When you are rich, you care for no such trivial things anymore.

It makes sense to target /pol/ for shilling, as It's essentially the online HQ of the alt-right, but why target a thread with just 150 British robots?

>>36170991
Easy to derail /britfeel/ threads with one or two copy pasted posts.

>>36170735
I would love to know. Sometimes I include them and sometimes I don't, no difference.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ROY?!

>>36170968
That's what I was thinking. Why the fuck did they choose a guy like that for their "rich guy" gimmick?

At least the Million Dollar Man had good teeth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN6_tgpbpkE

BWE is worse than mall wrestling in the US.

>>36170991
Because it's funny, laddington

>>36171012

It's easy, but what does it achieve.

>>36170960
yeh what was he thinking ramming the truck that early

>>36171048
>skip into the video
>sexy kev having some guys balls on his face

lmao oh my god

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>>36171038

I'm a Roy Cropper

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>>36171048
Sexual Kevin <3
TOP LAD

>>36171102
none of these people are grado

>>36171038

Corrie anon, you might know this although it's a bit of a stretch.

has shippers ever been mentioned in the show at any point? Seems plausible someone might bring it up, being Manchester and all.

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>>36171048
Look at these amateurs. They'll never beat this master of wrestling

>>36171170
Not too sure, but the same dock in court was used to film a scene in corrie as Shipman himself stood in.

do you think we should organise britfeel wrestling?
seriously, imagine a guy dressed up as shipman supplexing a transsexual paki. it would be great

>>36171263
Was a guy who streamed /v/ themed matches using a WWE game, would be fun to get something like that running if it was ever possible.

>>36171263
That's a good point.

A lot of the Britfeel characters are basically like wrestling gimmicks.

>All my life think prawn cocktail crisps just like taste like tomato sauce
>People mocked me for it
>"They're essentially Marie Rose sauce flavour, there's barely any prawn notes. Marie Rose sauce is usually tomato ketchup, mayo and Worcestershire sauce

Who's laughing now you cunts

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Who's your favourite serial killer?


I think mine has to be Ted Bundy.

Some of my favourite quotes from him:

"We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow"

"You feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. You're looking into their eyes. A person in that situation is God!"

"What's one less person on the face of the earth, anyway?"

"There's lots of other kids playing in streets around this country today who are going to be dead tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day and month, because other young people are reading the kinds of things and seeing the kinds of things that are available in the media today."

"If anyone considers me a monster, that's just something they'll have to confront in themselves. It has nothing to do with me because they don't know me. If they really knew me, they would discover that I am not a monster. For that matter, for people to condemn someone, to dehumanize someone like me, is a very popular and effective way of dealing with a fear and a threat that is just incomprehensible. It's sort of like the old cliche of the ostrich sticking its head in the sand. When people go to those cliches that someone is a monster beyond help, that he's demented, that he's got some kind of defect, then they're sticking their heads in the ground out of ignorance."

"I've met a lot of men who were motivated to commit violence just like me. And without exception, without question, every one of them was deeply involved in pornography."

"...I deserve, certainly, the most extreme punishment society has and society deserves to be protected from me and from others like me, that's for sure."

"Well-meaning, decent people will condemn the behavior of a Ted Bundy, while they're walking past a magazine rack full of the very kinds of things that send young kids down the road to be Ted Bundys."

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>>36171332
>Who's your favourite serial killer?
Richard Hillman

Lads I need some advice

>24 year old wage slave
>been wageslaving since I was 18
>parents are nice people but mental alcoholics after 6pm
>they live and I grew up in proper shithole council estate
>as a result wageslaved and moved out ASAP
>lived in a bunch of different places wageslaving
>always live in one bedroom apartments which are expensive but too weird and private to live with other people
>really hate wageslaving in mundane jobs just to get money to survive to pay bills and food to keep wageslaving to keep paying bills and food
>found course in something I'm interested in that could break me out of this wageslave cycle
>it is near my parents house
>can move back in with my parents when my tenancy runs out to do the course
>go back to parents house last weekend to see them
>stay over
>all comes back to me why I left
>they are still alcoholics
>can't sleep because drum and bass from the neighbours 24/7
>house stinks of weed from people next door
>go for a walk and chavs staring me down on every corner
>staffies and pitbulls running around freely on the street
>heroin addicts using openly in public
>next day go home in another city to my comfy 1 bed apartment
>still want to go do the course but it will mean I can only work 2 days a week meaning I would have to move back in with parents
>thought I could handle moving back in but after seeing what I was so desperate to get away from this whole time even worse than when I left it don't know if I can
>if I cannot then I am just stuck wageslaving which if that is next 50 years of my life makes me feel like I'll kill myself anyway at some point

I don't know what to do. I wish I could have just had a home I could use as a base and build something from.

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>>36171332
>Who's your favourite serial killer?

Shippers, who else?

Murderer overall though, Elliot Rodger

>>36171382
What's the course lad? Is it something where you'll be able to get a well paying job afterwards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP9foplvafI

Classic footage for all you lads to really enjoy.

>>36171382

Listen to this song, and watch the video too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGOLzMgI88

I hope you make it out anon, how long would the course be for?

A female had a informal conversation with me today, of her own volition.

Have I made it?

>>36171452
based Hillman destroying that Maxine slash

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for me, it's Richard Chase, the best schizophrenic serial killer

>>36171490
Yes now fuck off normie scum

>>36171512
Over 6 years of posting, first time someone's called me a normie, or normalfag.

Must finally be making progress.

just did one of them really big sneezes that hurt the roof of your mouth

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>>36171452
>That squeaky twat Ashley died

Based

>>36171432
>Is it something where you'll be able to get a well paying job afterwards?

No. It's a permaculture, homesteading and farming course. I know that sounds like a meme and hippie as fuck but it is something I am really interested in. I've always wanted to build my own house and live self sustainably, I read loads of books about it and watch documentaries about it all the time. I have some good ideas about what I want to do and I have always tried to save as much as I can to do it, but I need to get practical hands on experience. Some of the teachers on the course are people's whose books I have read.

I have always just wanted my own house and living as self sustainably as possible. I avoid debt, so the only way I can get it is by building my own place.

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>>36171076
You Cheeky Fuck!

What did you lads have for dinner today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=914CesAVY9E

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Nice Nightwalk tonight lads

Let's see some/neetrooms/ or /shitpostingstations/

>>36171579

Your dreams will die anon. It's better to just make peace with the pain.

>>36171674
I raise you one chicken in a can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo&t=56s

Sound is required for maximum enjoyment.

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>>36171689
>/neetrooms/
If you insist

>>36171478
Cheers mate nice song and video looks fairly familiar to where I grew up. Course is just a year.

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>>36171689

This is my renovated dining room where I shitpost from

>>36171579
Sounds idealistic and unrealistic. You'd be better off doing something that will get you a well paying job then pursued your interests when not in work. Though what do I know, I'm a worthless NEET

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>>36171742

This was it 2 days ago.

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>>36171729
Here's where the magic happens

>>36171579
I honestly don't see why you need to do a course to learn that.

Just start doing it and learn as you go. You've got their books, you think they are going to say something that isn't in the book that's worthwhile? If it was any good they'd have written it in their book.

Doing an expensive course when you've already read the books is the difference between watching a football game from an executive seat at the stadium and watching it on TV. Obviously it's a better experience to go to the stadium, but on TV it's the same game.

>>36171742
so many neets have that same argos desk

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Do I have what it takes to be a good killer, lads?

Post waifus.

>feel like I need to cry
>can't get the tears out
reeeeee

>>36171818

That one was 50 bong, I bought an even better one for 90 bong, but it was faulty. As I didn't have the receipt they could only give me a gift card, so I bought that cheaper desk, a garden strimmer, and still have 26 bong left on it.

Also, I'm not a NEET, but do have the standard NEET desk

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Feeling comfy just now.

>>36171895
why would you feel comfy after finding this out?

>>36171729
Messy lad! What's all that stuff?

>>36171742
I like it! Is the desk big enough for you?

>>36171759
What's the story with the bare floor? What's your housing situation?

>>36171776
Pretty comfy lad

>>36171778
I know what you are saying, but I think I need some practical learnings.

On the course you get hands on experience with livestock,permaculture farming and building a roundhouse. As much as my passion is for it I have never done any of that hands on outside of growing tomatoes in my courtyard. And I don't know how else I can get experience in doing it hands on while working full time.

I'd just like a normal house to live in for a year so I could do the course then go out and build on it. I don't have that though and I don't think I could hack it back at home.

>>36171895
>comfy over paki false flag
>oh no, there's poor refugees, we have to let them all in now

>>36171839
Just keep fapping to guro man

>>36171912
I might have got comfy before I found that out.

I never said me getting comfy and that news are related.

>>36171579
>It's a permaculture, homesteading and farming course. I know that sounds like a meme and hippie as fuck but it is something I am really interested in.

Half of my youtube subscriptions are homesteads (Swedish is best, can't wait until he makes a cow slaughtering video) and it's something I'll likely move into in my 50s when I have a bunch of money saved up (assuming all the land hasn't been bought up...) It's my ideal way of life

I don't believe it's something you can do full time though unless you have money. Most animals break even when you consider food, vet bills, time to rear, lodgings etc. Although admittedly, your meat is going to be way better quality than the water injected shite you find at Iceland

>>36171917
How are you going to build on the experience in the course though?

When you are done you'll have hands on experience, sure. But you'll be right back where you are now.

What would your plan be afterwards?

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>>36171914
>Is the desk big enough for you?

Not really, but the old one was too big, I need to put the screen on a book or something to raise it up, the chair isn't as comfy as it looks either

>>36171914
>What's the story with the bare floor?
I ripped the old carper up the day before, when I did I found and entire copy of the sun from 1989 under there that had been used for level the floor in one patch.

Last post of the day!

Lads I want to get a flat in/near a motorway services and work in the services. I just want to work and live in a motorway services.

I fucking love them. Quite often I go on a tour up and down the country going to various ones. Or just go to the one nearest me and stay there all day. Problem is that it's 3 hours away and obviously I need to work.

I'd love to have a flat inside one and work in the shop or the burger king or something. Does anyone know whether that's a possibility?

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>>36171689
>neetrooms

who /disgustingwall/ here?

>>36172071
04/11/17(Tue)00:00:10

Think you fucked up tbqh

>>36172077
Reminds me of my childhood home.

>>36172077

Just fucking paint over it, I would honestly do it for free if you were within an hour of Coventry

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Why did my parents/ancestors spawn a mongrel like me? Why couldn't they breed within their own races?

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The autistic Sesame Street character is cute.

>>36171305

You should see if you have good taste bud density

You might be able to become a Sommelier or a professional taste tester

>>36172107
>t.Never had damp problems before
not him but it always comes back within a month

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>>36172107
my mum fucking tried orginally when I peeled the wallpaper to clean the black shit underneath, thats what the white stuff is at the top and its just peeling away and going disgusting.

I want to move out anyway so I never bother

>>36172008
Oh so you're that OP from the other day! Why rip the carpet up?

>>36172077
Eww

>>36172076
I can't tell if this is bait or not?

What do you like about motorway services? I find them a cultureless hole devoid of anything interesting

Although, if you owned a McDonalds franchise on one, I bet you'd earn bank

>>36171997
>What would your plan be afterwards?

A lot of the people who have done the course the past have gone on to work with some of the teachers on their projects. That would be grand if I could do that. If I could not I would seek a Workaway most likely in which I could gain further experience and contacts. I don't know how I would monetize it after that point to gain the capital I would need to start my own place.

What I do know though, is that I for the last few years I have kept saving for it but with no idea how to actually start it off, and if I keep wageslaving to save up for it in the future I don't think it will ever happen. It makes more sense to me to go and actually do it at this point than to keep doing something completely unproductive and unrelated and putting a few quid in the bank each month saying 'in the future I'll do something with this'. Because in reality as much as I can try to be disciplined with my savings, it keeps inevitably gets eaten into with an unexpected cost as is life, and just keeps me in the wageslave cycle indefinitely.. .

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>>36171839
Not sure really lad.

I reckon I could probably kill people, if I needed too. But I don't, so I don't.

On another unrelated note, I've started watching Gate. It's pretty fucking funny. Although, utterly shameless with it's references. Rory is best girl.

Posted.

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>>36172155
>Not wanting to own a service station and sit in your comfy NEET bunker watching the normie ants come and go on the CCTV emptying their wallets directly into your NEET Bank account

>>36172232
That would get boring quickly though.

I would actually like to own a franchise fast food place though. Making the population fat and earning money in the process? Yes please

you niggers need to get down to sainsburys and buy some of their taste the diference maple syrup pancakes and cook some bacon and have yourself a pancake bacon sandwich its the best fucking thing ever i promise

>>36172076

I doubt it would be possible, just live in the town nearby.

Seeing as you love services so much, I'm going to list various one's that I've been to and a little comment.

>Warwick
I've been here a few times, it's certainly one of the better ones, but a tad small.

>Cherwell Valley
I've never been to the actual one, only the temporary tent after the fire

>Oxford
I like this one, only been here twice, seems very modern

>Beconsfield
Massive, one of my favourite, this is the only one I've been to in a HGV.

>Newbury
The one I've been to most frequently, so I have a soft spot for it, a tad more expensive than normal, but pretty cosy. Also bought my first johnnies from the toilet there.

>Maidstone
I haven't been here in years, but used to on the way to the ferry/chunnel, the food here was very good, and pretty cheap for a service station.

>Northampton
Pretty small services, I broke down here once, and had to pay 20 bong to park overnight because of it.

>>36172155
I like them because they are transitory. People are just in and out very quickly. All kinds of people pass through, but no one stays for very long. I love that hustle bustle, makes it feel exciting.

But that doesn't mean they don't have an individual character of their own. Obviously some are better than others. And they are too expensive. But apart from that, they are great.

I love airports for the same reason. But most of the good parts of most airports are behind security so you can't hang around for long.

>>36172281
>That would get boring quickly though.
Not really, fun to see them react when they realise I priced the bottled water at 5GBP per bottle

>>36172291
Gonna give this a try lad sounds good

>>36172318
Capitalism, HO!

I do fucking love normies bitching about prices. Especially when there's clear lack of supply and huge demand and their kids scream at them for wanting an ice cream (a cornetto priced at 3 gbp)

>>36172076
Have you been to Fleet services, near Basingstoke?

>>36172306
Gimme some of your favourite service stations so I can google them. Only ones I've seen have been shitef

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have my weebcave

>>36172408
meant for >>36171689 but fuck it

>>36172408
jealous of this weebcave

>>36172299
Love it mate. I've been to a few you've mentioned.

>Oxford

One of my favourites. It was opened in 1998 by Anthea Turner, and has benefited from a lot of investment to keep it up to date.

>Maidstone

Not a fan. Too busy most of the time and I don't like the facilities much. As a general rule I prefer services with a Burger King to a McDonalds.

>Beconsfield

Absolutely top notch too. I stayed here for a week at the Ibis for my holidays last year. As far as I know it's the biggest. Amazing amusements

>>36172402
Yep, not a fan.

>>36172404
Best ones are Tebay (this is in a class of its own) Cobham, Peterborough and Beaconsfield.

>>36172352
wont regret it m8

Why do people take pleasure in hurting people?

>>36172584
People like to give themselves a sense of importance by convincing themselves they are better than others, and hurting them proves it.

>>36172487
All these just look like shopping centres

>>36172584
Mental illness.

Of course this has been said before on r9k, cheers robot.

>>36172584
in what way?
psychological torment can be funny

How do you guys deal with crushing loneliness and a constant, simmering disgust towards 3D girls?

>>36172650
By dating one.

>>36172623
Yeah but the difference is the atmosphere. It's amazing. You'd need to go there and feel it for yourself.

>>36172650
Find solace in 2D girls like this lad >>36172408

>>36172630
People like you are what makes it so hard for me to develop relationships

>>36172650
bury it as much as possible and distract yourself with shit posting all day

having a bit of a sadlad's night in tbqh

want someone to talk to but proper lonely

>>36172681
I run a number of fake profiles on dating websites just to target insecure people like you.

>>36172299
>>36172487

M4/M5 guy here:

>Gordano (Bristol)
Great, love it

>Membury
Total shit-hole, avoid at all costs

>Leigh Delamere
GREAT. Possibly only because I got kissed on the cheek their once, but also they occasionally do cheap pasties

>>36172487
>Love it mate. I've been to a few you've mentioned.

Just adding a few more I've remembered

>Southampton Rownhams
I liked this one, a bit awkward to navigate around, lots of facilities but not well organised.

>Peterborough
Liked this one too, food was pretty cheap here.

>Membury
Only went here because of a diversion on the A34, I was extremely tired and irritable when I went here, so I can't really make a sound judgement of it.

>Bristol
Constantly seems to be building work here, but seemed quite good one the one time I went without building work.

I remember the amusements at Beconsfield too, don't usually like service station amusements because they seem like a rip off, but spent a few quid there.

I've never been to Cobham, but have been to the other two on the M25, although they were both when I was very young and can't remember them.

>>36172726
>their
Forgive me please

>>36172726
>>Membury
>Total shit-hole, avoid at all costs

I mentioned that>>36172733

I did think it was terrible, but it was about 2am and I was tired with a massive headache, and was annoyed at the massive diversion, so thought maybe that had just ruined my impression of it.

>>36172408
Where did you get all of those posters?

Still stuck here in East Devon lads.

>watching porn
>you come
>become envious of the bastards in the video to the verge of wanting to kill them

Who else feels this?
at least you aren't stuck in East Devon

>>36172824
import used megami magazines, the japs never seem to take out the posters of them and you can buy them for about 3-4 quid each

>>36172845

Been wondering where you were lad

>>36172702
>want someone to talk to but proper lonely
We're here for you lad. Pour yourself a drink and tell Uncle Anonymous what's wrong.

>>36172114
What is this website?

Original fucking message fuck off robot

>>36172845
Sounds like you have psychological problems desu

>am a virgin
>literally give 0 fucks
>I don't think about it at all

Who else feels this?

>>36172845
Watch f-solo stuff lad

i literally have no "game" when it comes to speaking with women.

currently speaking to a really fucking cute girl from pof. dont know what to say to her. i want to put my willy in her. she is like a 9.

>>36172903
I'm not a virgin but when I was I thought like this, even after losing my virginity, I don't feel any different. It's extremely over rated tbqh

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>tfw real comfy service station comparison hours

>>36172845
I honestly think you will end up killing someone one day lad. From your posts you seem mental and you've got a kind of serial killer look about you when I see your photos.