>tfw bf tickles me

>>36158223
>tfw no bf to kill yourself with

>>36158310
My goal is to make you gay
Tell me exactly what I need to do to make this happen

>>36158317
I don't understand
I'm already gay

>>36158377
>I don't understand
>I'm already gay
You need to be gayer

>>36158401
But then I would run the risk of actually falling in love with someone
I'm going to have to disagree

>>36158223
>tfw no bf to tickle and make squirm underneath me

>>36158802
>tfw no bf
oprignede

>>36158317
Why are you trying to make people gay?

What is it like having a boyfriend
I'm so fucking lonely
I haven't had physical contact with anyone that wasn't my mother for years

>tfw no boyfriend because live in shitty rural area with no young people

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>tfw ldr boyfriend

I really like him but I really need fucc. Curse my naturally faithful nature.

>tfw no bf's butt to tickle with my dick

>>36159922
Hey that's me too
The very few young people here are physically disgusting

>>36159954
PLEASE tickle my boipucci with your penor

>>36159966
I live in upstate jew yawk and am enlisting just to get out of this shit hole. The scenery's nice but there is absolutely nothing to do here.

>>36159984
Where do you hail from my 100% original person?

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>>36159966
>faggots on /r9k/ complaining about robots not being up to their standards

>>36160018
Virginia bby ;^)

>>36160048
Shame. I'm a real NY niqqa, guess you're gonna have to find another daddy.

>>36160032
>about robots
I'm complaining about fat sluts with no hygeine

>>36160070
Nope :^) Im coming bb

>tfw bf is from another country and I have to fly if I want to meet him
At least he's super cute and while I'm saving for the flight we'll both be on whoremoans and I'm gonna fugg that boipucci

Thanks to you lot, I've actually turned to a faggot.

>>36160107
>lot
Brits are naturally all gays. It comes from inbreeding

>>36160032
>>faggots on /r9k/ complaining about robots not being up to their standards
This always boggles my mind as well. Why are these people not on /soc/ if they're so good?

>>36160126
Shut up ya mog

>>36160097
I enlisted option 40 last week but I guess you can stay at my place if you really wanted to, you'll probably get shot by dindus though fair warning

>>36159884
I'll be your bf assuming you aren't super morbidly obese.

>>36160162
That's too bad. I'd join with you but they don't take one legged folk

>>36160190
Oh? Contact info?

>>36160216
My kik is faggotlover69

>>36160197
I still love you bb you'll forever be in my heart ;w;

>>36160253
I messaged you and it said "looks like their phones been disconnected for a while"

>>36160285
Let me get this straight- you messaged some random kik called "faggotlover69"

>>36160282
ty bb pls cum to virginia some day pls ;^)

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>>36160352
>lying on the internet
Your fault mate

>>36160378
>believing things on the internet

>>36160374
do you have kik though on the dl 2bh mine's rigdecai0

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>>36160463
You're the first person on r9k that's flaked on giving contact
In the year I've been adding people from here

>>36160486
Your fault for being a fuckin normalfag transgemdered ladyboy

>>36160504
Whoa wtf i hate being a trap now
Wait
No
I love my dick and I love being a slut for guys I've never me on the internet
:^)

>>36159946
Please tell me how do I get one? I want to be loved.

>>36160545
I'll be your long distance bf
Email?

>>36160107
Women don't even get me hard anymore, it fucking sucks.

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>>36160545
Post in every gay thread there is. Easier if you're bottom like me harder if you're top

>>36160578
Same except women not getting me hard gets me hard

>>36160558
Let me set up a new one, don't want post my real email here.

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>>36160588
I've posted in every gay thread I can but I never find anyone that lives nearby!
I even added my marker to the /cuteboys/ map and posted in my regions thread on there!
I even tried dating apps!
;_;

>tfw want a loyal bf
>tfw these days people think that means I want a pink haired skeleton female with a dick that rides 3 dicks every single day

>>36160625
It doesn't help if you don't tell us where you are you retarded faggot.

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>>36160625
I had the same problem so I just went ldr route. It's more work but I don't mind. Where do you live

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>>36160625
Where are you from?
All Satania posters deserve bfs

>>36160693
Anime posters deserve death desu

>>36160558
>>36160609
[email protected]

>>36160588
You're right knowing I'm a faggot turns me on.

>tfw no Aussie boy's prostate to tickle

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>>36160693
Southwest WA

>>36160795
M-Melbourne?
Originally?

>>36159946
So, find a local boytoy, anon, it's not too hard unless you're isolated af

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>>36158223
Every time these threads pop up I'm reminded I won't have a bf in years because I live so far from civilization

>>36160851
always and forever

originally.

>>36160854
He doesn't want to cheat.

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>>36160681
What if I want an actual boy who only wants a monogamous relationship like me?

>>36160877
How about that rain last couple days anon?
Got a discord?

>>36160888
it's not cheating if mummy never finds out ;)

sluts can't have LDRS, it's a known fact

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>>36160854
This >>36160888 even if its ldr I'm not that type of person. I Really like the guy so ill stay unfulfilled for a while.

>>36160902
nawe, only have a kik or a steam, sempai. And yeah, been wet af desu.

>>36160920
Anon, best advice I can give you, stay away from places like 4chan if you get cockhungry and are in an LDR. They'll corrupt you, and you'll cave.

>>36160842
>Southwest WA
Too bad I'm not close to you. Good luck.

>>36160854
>So, find a local boytoy, anon
How do you find this as a robot?

>>36160952
by posting your location in all the cute gayboythreads on here, desu

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>>36160925
Steam is Neko Celestial Cat

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>>36160950
I know it's awful and I've even posted pics on here before. But it's too big a part of my life to not browse anymore. I met my bf on here anyway, he's too sweet to ever leave.

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Any advice on how to make peace with the fact that I will never have a bf?

>>36161007
Where you live at?
Might be worth still trying

>>36160996
I hear ya anon, just some advice from a pure boy who was in your position at one stage and succumbed to some lusty shit.

>>36161019
Eastern europe with literally no positive qualities

>>36161029
Well shit
Move somewhere better

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>>36161024
I'll try and stay the course but ill probably post a thread if I go full slut.

>>36161007
My ldr bf is eastern European

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Alright, which one of you cuties is going to be worshipping my huge feminine penis ?

>>36161076
Well I'm gay so not me. Maybe if it was a masculine dick. Try one of the trap threads that are probably in the catalog.

>>36160925
I'll check in the morning need to sleep now 5am wake-up

>>36161037
>Move somewhere better
If only it was that simple

>>36161076
>Alright, which one of you cuties is going to be worshipping my huge feminine penis ?
I wish it could be me, but I'm not a qt.

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>>36161076
Please post. Is it like this one

>>36158223
I'd love to pretend to be your bf then when you're laying on all fours waiting for my dick I'd put a shotgun up your asshole instead and literally blow your intestines apart just for posting this, you little AIDS infested faggot.

>>36161150
whew, that's quite feminine..

>>36161237
It's VERRY feminine and is at least 8-9" and thick as a trunk

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>be straight
>get literally no attention from girls
>lots of fags come to me and invite me to do stuff, want my number and other things

Fuck you all

>>36161076
Me but only if you worship mine first ~

>>36161269
>>36161237
What the hell makes a dick """""feminine"""""""? Is it because its shaved? Is it just a meme?
Why do I feel like I will be unironically triggered if I hear the answer.

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>>36161272
>gay people are nice to you and want to treat you right
>women are awful creatures that don't give a shit about you
>somehow fags are the bad ones

>>36161322
>uncut
>white
>either clean shaven (smooth both ways) or waxed

>>36161359
No, fags treat me well because they want my DICK

It happened multiple times anon, when i say clearly to them that i don't want anything they stopped talking to me.

It's better to be ignored than being played with.

>>36161272
Come to the dark side, we have cuddles.

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>>36161322
It's a meme but people use it all the time. Only some hardcore trannies think their dick is feminine.
>>36161150
dicc
>>36161269
Looks morelike 7 inches to me

>>36161385
>not being jewed means youre feminine
Reeeeee etc.

>>36161387
Things get much easier when you embrace the hedonism and accept the promiscuity.

Any of you oragamial robo fags live in Illinois?

>>36161404
that is not feminine looking at all

>>36161406
Cut dicks look menacing and their owners generally need to go harder. Both are fun in their own ways.

>>36161404
>tfw ywn worship this qt's big dick

>>36161421
>feminine
>dick
pick one faggot

>fat , ugly and dumb
>don't have a big dick to compensate
I hate this, at least if I was straight I could hire a prostitute

>>36161322
It's a retarded /b/ meme just like "boypussy" meant to trigger anyone who doesn't take it up the ass just based on the sheer stupidity and faggotry of it.

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>>36161404
Oh hii tee
I'd definitely worship it but you're too far in Finland and anyways you wouldn't let me because you'll probably want to know me for a while before
And it's about 8.5" he said so when I talked with him.
More of him pretty sure he said this is semi soft

>>36161488
O fuggg I have the same headphones

qts post ur steams

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>>36161488
>get recognized by dicc
Heck I've been posting too much again.
Oh, that's a big wee for a slim guy like that

>TFW not at
Not even boys like me.

>>36161582
Meant to put at, guess I'm dumb too.

>>36161582
>>36161606
It's my fucking auto correct qt .

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>>36161582
>>36161606
>double "at" posting

I'm giving up on finding a boyfriend, how big does your dick have to be so that grindr sluts give you attention?

>>36161645
Yeah auto correct can suck my dick.

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>tfw too ugly and autistic for bf

how do i go back to not caring about this

>tfw no warm and soft bf to cuddle and sleep with

>>36161692
Post pics anon, unless you're Igor tier somebody will want you

>>36161692
Tell me if you find a way

>>36161703
I'm warm and soft ;w;

>>36161720
BE MY BF THEN REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36161735
Give me something you contact you on...

Is body hair a turn off?

>>36161720
pls be my ai bf

>>36161782
Only if your fat :^)

>>36161796
I have a slight belly but the rest of my body is thin. Especially my arms.

>>36161787
I need something to talk to you on!

tfw no fat alcoholic bf

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>>36161825
I have Steam and Discord. I also have a kik that I used exactly once but will probably forget about it immediately after today so the first two would be preferable

How would you rate yourself?
3/10 at best here

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>>36161692
>>tfw too ugly and autistic for bf
Iktf anon. Sometimes I'll forget about it for a day but then it comes right back.

>>36161866
What is your Steam or Discord?

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>>36161885
my discord is Sena Kashiwazaki #5146

>>36161852
My friend is fat and drinks Whisky, he's straight though (I think, he's never had a girlfriend and he seems to love telling how good of a friend I am when drunk) sorry.

>>36161942
Sauce on that animu?

W-will any of you be my bf?

>>36161979
Haganai
please please please do not read the light novel

>>36158310
Hell, I'll do it with you. I'll blow you and ask to be blown right before we kill each other. How's that sound?
t. Mostly straight, just like dicks because I'm often looking and thinking of mine when jacking off

>>36161995
Me please....
Details?

>>36161708
i'd rather not, i'll just tell you that i always get 4/10 or worse in those rate threads
and that's in the regular ones, last time i posted in one for fags i just got "no... just no"

seriously i really don't have much going for me, as a top being short, skinny, babyfaced AND ugly is a huge no-no
and that's just one part of the problem, personality wise i'm even worse
oh and the whole being a nigger thing doesn't help either

>>36161716
i don't know if there's a way anon, for me i stop caring for no reason then one day the feels just come back, it's a never-ending cycle

>>36161884
man i forgot about it for MONTHS
i thought i was over this but then i started getting them fee-fees again
i want off this wild ride

>>36162050
Im a robot from IL
W-wanna chat somewhere?

>>36162150
Yes, post whatever you have

>>36162157
My orgional kik is nooofatchiks

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Who was your first crush /r9k/ ?
Mine was astroboy when i was 11

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>tfw you're so ugly an anon doesn't even believe a picture of you is actually you

>tfw no cute triple amputee bf to cuddle with

>>36162202
Darunia. I lost count of how many times I jerked off to his beefy toes

>>36162222
Post it then big boiiii

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>tfw know I'm not good enough to get a bf
>thought maybe I could get a pity fuck from a robot
>can't get that either

>>36162392
I'd pity fuck you anon. Where do you live?

>>36162406
Chima

>>36162406
>I'd pity fuck you anon. Where do you live?
Ohio

>>36162348
I don't want to be made into an /r9k/ meme, so I'll pass

>>36162479
Lmao what do you have to lose? Bet you'll do it for 15 gbp

>>36162440
Wew
>>36162450
Always in the US. And always in Ohio. Are you just the same anons the same time or are there like 5 sub traps and fembois in Ohio?

>>36162495
>Are you just the same anons the same time or are there like 5 sub traps and fembois in Ohio?
I don't know any other Ohio anons. I don't post a lot either.

>>36162490
Well let's play out the possibilities if I do post it
>People comment on how unattractive I am, furthering my low self-esteem
>Nobody says anything so I might as well have not bothered
>I get saved and used as a reaction image, most likely as another version of the JUST face

Nothing good comes out of this. Nothing happening is the best outcome, and so, I will post nothing.

>>36162559
lol u talk Iike a nerd LMAO

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>>36162202
Ash Ketchum unironically

>>36162573
You some kinda fucking normie? I don't want you judgement pieces of shit.

>>36162202
Solid Snake, then Kojima made me watch him slowly deteriorate before my eyes.

>>36162789
Probably for the best, seeing as you're clearly mentally ill

>>36163036
Why am I mentally ill? Because I'm a faggot?

>>36163109
Don't listen to that idiot. Solid Snake is a solid husbando, anon. Excellent taste.

>>36163109
I got a solid snake for ya big boy

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>>36162789
>>36163123
>solid snake
>not big boss

>>36163217
Big Boss is a Chad, Solid Snake is a lonely broken man who finds a friend in another outcast (Otacon).

Big Boss is also an insane terrorist who creates orphans to make child soldiers and brainwashes people into being his doppelganger.

Solid Snake just wants to raise a daughter with his best bro Otacon.

>>36163284
More like shotacon lmao

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>>36161558
Nah I've just been shown your pics by someone. Like 4 and the only ones you post dummy. Yes pretty big.

>tfw not a cute femboy
>tfw cute femboys don't exist around here
>tfw will never get to use my dick

This shit sucks.

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>>36161076
please me please me!

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>tfw no baby faced slightly chubby bf to hug you all the time, be silly with, and be in a monogamous relationship with.

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>>36164179
How's this? Tummyblox

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>>36164350
Side view. Tummyblox

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>tfw no qt white boy to plow

>>36164350
>>36164368
Looks very soft and easy to punch.

>>36164386
Tyrone I keep telling you, you're a free man now.

>>36164436
Y-you wanna punch my stomach? Why?

>>36164368
I love those little freckles you have :).

>>36164469
I can't wait for them to turn into cancer.

>>36164468
That was a different anon. I would never want to hurt you.

>>36164469
Thanks, I've always had them.

>>36164493
He wants to be hurt idiot.

You guys are so dense.

>>36164386
>liking cave beasts

you're a coon and a goddamn disgrace

>>36164505
I never said that, I'm just surprised that's a thing someone would want to do. I'm a lover not a fighter.

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>trapshit instead of bara
shit tastes all of you

>>36164534
What's your location anon? You seem nice.

>>36164507
But they're so pale and soft

>>36164368
damn that's too fucking cute

>>36164350
>>36164368
Disgusting. Chubby fags need to die or lose weight

>>36164734
and they would only ever want anything to do with you if they're fetishists who think being with a black man is degrading, to them it's like being fucked by a dog or something
never forget their true nature

>>36164668
UK, North Lincolnshire.

>>36164786
I really didn't think I was, but thanks for the compliment. It feels nice.

>>36165021
there's something sexy about chubby nerds but maybe that's just my narcissism

>>36164997
Darn. I'm in burger land. :(

>>36165463
Plenty of chubby guys in the USA I'm sure.

>>36161692
Look on the bright side, you can have all the meaningless pleasure only sex you want!
It's really the only advantage of being gay or a straight female

>>36161692
>>36161716
>>36161884
I apply. I'm kinda ugly too. We can play vidya and if you live close we're set for life.
I'm not in the US.

>tfw 27 years old and still no bf

>>36165949
Where you're from?

Tell me your ~qualities~

>>36164368
Damn fat ass lose weight lmao

>tfw never had no one ever

I want to suck each and every one of your penises bros

>tfw no muscledaddy bf to teach me to become a man

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Damn I'm honestly surprised my late night gay shit post didn't die immediately

which one of you will be my bf btw

>>36159024
>Why are you trying to make people gay?
Because I hate women and do not want women to have intimate connections with others

I want women to have painful lives filled with loneliness and suffering and encouraging the development of homosexuality among boys is an effective method of doing this

also I want a bf desu :( every straight boy is one less gay cuteboi

>>36166244
>which one of you will be my bf btw

me please

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>>36166244
That depends, are you cute or interesting?

Looking for bf in Northeast PA area.
My kik is princeroy100.
I'm boring and simple, I like cuddles and play vidya.
This never works, we will all be alone forever

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>>36162140
>tfw no little blackbot to make my cock slave

>>36166725
I would but a boy already messaged me today, I don't want to be a dishonest person.

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Is this body feminine enough for me to be a sub? I really want a bf to fall in love with and be loyal and devoted to.

>>36166793
Shave and post height

>>36166793
You're pretty small and effeminate, but anyone can be a sub. Even bara bodybuilders come as subs. You look nice.

>>36166892
5 foot 9. Just got an electric razor, so I'm trying to figure out how to use it.

>>36166912
Thank you anon. It's nice to have an unbiased opinion.

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>tfw 21 year old shut-in with no bf
>tfw the only dudes who talk to you don't live in america or just send you dick pics
>tfw you will die alone

>>36166979
How's your personality?

>>36167015
Shit tbqh org

>>36166979
would smash boipucccci

>>36166979
My first thought was a women with a manish face. You look younger than 21, I'd guess late teens.

>>36166979

Which state you live in? You're cute.

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>>36167015
Pretty bad. I'm really awkward around people, shy, insecure, kind of stupid, depressed. I don't even have any friends.

>>36166979
Oh shit I've seen you post pics before
What state are you from again?

>>36167088
No he doesn't. He easily looks 21

>>36167094
>>36167103
I'm in Ohio, never met anyone online who lives here. Everything is spread out here and I don't have a license so I can't even go anywhere.

>>36167096
How wide are your shoulders? Please go measure if you've got a ruler, it'll help me fantasize about your skinny twink body more easily

>>36167151
>tfw my gf is from there
and tfw you're cuter :s

>>36167162
I don't think I have a ruler, I think they're average though, I'm 5'10"
>>36167250
Leave her for me

>>36167096
What are your sexual preferences?

Would you object to being 'used' sexually?

>>36167274
Eh, won't help me get my cock taken care of much faster, I'm in Australia.
>>36161404
10/10.

>>36167274
>I don't think I have a ruler, I think they're average though, I'm 5'10"
I don't know, you look skinny as fuck, I'm average and with a large head and your head still looks bigger in comparison

>>36167316
I'm extremely submissive, I'd prefer a nicer more loving kind of dominant though. Also like the idea of forced crossdressing/petplay, if that's not super weird.

>>36167151

have you tried using /soc/ or the 8ch cuteboys map? where in ohio u at?

>>36167668
/soc/ is full of creeps who randomly send you dick pics. Galloway.

>>36167745

i feel ya. the quality of guys in /soc/ and dating apps is terrrribleeeeeeee

but you gotta try

i went to the cuteboys map, /soc/, tinder, grindr, okcupid and it took me 3 months to find my bf.

>>36167858
I'm in galloway, but I don't really like feminine boys, thanks though.
>>36167835
How did you finally find him?

>>36167858
anon, all of that information is false, almost. He's not shy, and he's not underage.

>>36167947
Do you know him?
please post more pics

>>36167928


i was in the cuteboys map and one day he sent me a msg on kik. we did a hookup then a few dates and are dating now.

but yea it took me months of being on /cuteboys/ till he found me.

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>>36167928
Do you have any hobbies or interests?

Want to move in with me?

>>36168055
Ok I'm gonna post my info on cute boys

honestly I wish cute boys was more popular. If it was as fast as /r9k/ and was a little more broad so it had a lot of interesting threads like /r9k/ I wouldn't mind moving desu

>>36167096
>that bathroom

Ugh. Move in with me. I'll shower you with love and lewd

>>36168064
I like videogames and and anime, don't know if those really count as hobbies.

Sounds nice desu, I'd have to know you better though obviously. Do you have a steam or email or something?

>>36166979
>tfw guy who wasn't in america

You'll find a US bf anon. Don't despair.

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>>36168141
Is my bathroom that bad? I've lived here my whole life. Would you really want an awkward shut-in living with you?

Email me I guess.

[email protected]

>>36168324
You're cute as fuck. How have you not found anyone yet? Being awkward is not a deal breaker, especially for a sub

>>36168324
I'm saving all these pictures so I can make a love shrine and pray to it every night.

>>36168380
I'm a shut-in, depressed, and a neet. I'm really just a fuckup, and my life is a mess. I don't think anyone could ever love me, and I don't think things are ever getting any better.
>>36168435
hahahaha, that's sweet

>>36168463
>I'm a shut-in, depressed, and a neet.

That shouldn't stop you from finding someone online. Have you considered that maybe you don't really want a relationship, or it it's not the right time?

>>36168563
I do, it's just that people don't want me. I could probably find a guy to fuck me in a hotel room or something, but not someone who would love me or care about me.

>>36168674
>it's just that people don't want me.
Are you making assumptions or speaking from experience?

height and weight? got mental issues besides low self-esteem?

I wish I looked like you desu

>250 replies

You guys k ow there's an enigma board for this r-right?

>>>/lgbt/

>>36168806
This thread has at least one or two robots, /lgbt/ is full of sluts, trannies and normies.

>>36168760
Experience, or more the lack of it.

5'10", 140 pounds

And just depression, anxiety, also possibly dependent personality disorder, haven't been to a psychiatrist in a while.

>>36168828


too much /pol/ trolls in /lgbt/

>>36168828
That means the other 52 posters can fuck off.

>>36168806
/lgbt/ is a safe board you cuckfuck

>>36168830
I really don't see why people wouldn't want you. Maybe you're too desperate or you don't try hard enough.

Have you ever gotten close to someone? If so, do you think they might have been freaked out or put off by your clinginess?

>>36168853
>That means the other 52 posters can fuck off.
The fight against the Norman invaders is a bigger battle to be fought than just in gay threads buddy

we are not the enemy
vast majority of people in gay threads are virgin bois
tfw no bf is just as valid a feel as tfw no gf

>>36166028
Probably not anymore special or qualified bf material than anyone else.

I'd feel the happiest in a relationship, that comfortable closeness to a bf. Being able to relax, snuggle up, say whatever is on your mind. Head on his chest and arm around me.

I don't really see that ever happening because I'm too disconnected and introverted to even let my guard down and talk to people anymore,

>>36168943
Yeah, I have, and they do. I worry that they stop liking me and do desperate attention-seeking shit to try to get them to like me again. I just want someone to hold me.

>>36168991
You guys are the normalfag Invaders. You can complain about no bf all you want I don't care, but if you do have one fuck off to /lgbt/

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>>36169052
What if it's ldr with very slim chance of meeting bf?

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>>36169052
If you be my bf I'll never post on this board again

>>36166748
you are triggering me >:^(

>>36169040
well at least you know what the problem is, and you know you can get close to people. You're broken, but you still work, unlike many people here.

>>36169080
>>36169098
No
Fuck off. End of statement, no if ands or buts

>>36169040
>tfw no clingy bf to hold in my big strong arms

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am i supposed to post a picture of my face, then solicit for a bf or gf(((male)))??

>wat do? these threads make me sad.

>>36169163
That sounds so nice anon, do you live near ohio?

>>36169182
Post original location first originally

>>36169040
>tfw no clingy bf to cuddle with until you're choking and gasping for air and desperately struggling to break free but the clinginess is just too strong so you eventually lose consciousness and drift to sleep, never to awaken, with him still clutching your lifeless body

Sex sounds a lot more fun if I'm just used and I don't have to think about performing right.

>tfw no robot bf close to where I live in Sweden

>>36169255
please be in flemingsberg

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>>36169182
>>36169230
I live on the East Coast, US.

>>36169274
Lemme guess, NY? Most fellow east coast anons are from there

>>36169245
I won't hold you that tight, you just have to pay my head and tell me you'll never abandon me.
>>36169274
>>36169182
Be my bf

>>36169267
Gavleborg, will move to Linkoping though

>>36169305
>linkoping
KOM IGEN NU BRITT-MARIE KOR FOR FA-AN

>>36169294


I live in NY and

holy shit for a place with millions of people the quality of guys here is pretty shitty

>>36169222
Mapquest estimates an ~8 hour drive from my location to central Ohio.

1000 miles round trip is not enough distance to stop me tho

>>36169323
Probably for the best, I'm fat and unlovable anyways

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>>36169300
>be my bf

is it really that simple anon? it sounds really fun though, do you have a contact?

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>>36169338
who here /upstate/

a land of small towns and red necks totally devoid of faggotry

it's considerably terrible

>>36169338
Called it, I've met a few nice guys there but none of em were lookers if that's what you want.

>>36169344
At least the ride home will be better :3
>>36169371
Yeah, I posted my pic/email, [email protected]

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>>36169425
East Coast anon here, qtthrowaway will be me.

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>>36158223
We are men, we are not supposed to be susceptible to tickling, the fact that you would even suggest such only goes to show how little you understand the role of mankind in shaping the future generation. Not through a simple tickle fight but through thorough toil, hard work and the nuclear family.

Bully used to pin me down and tickle torture me, made me resent physical contact,
I still curse his name for exploiting my one weakness.

>>36158223
does anyone know what that japanese says

>>36161417
I'm late but yes actually, near Orland Park

>>36169515
>Bully used to pin me down and tickle torture me
cute desu~

>>36169384


maybe its just that its robots for gods sake but a lot of guys are minorities and if their white, pretty low quality whites ex: fat, bad facial hair, weird body/head shapes.

tfw theres no part of the country where its 90% white, has tons of qt young guys who arent fat, have bad facial hair, hairstyle.

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>>36169926
stop being attractive

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>>36169926
what's wrong with being a minority ;-;

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>tfw gay and ugly, also worthless

Who planning their suicide out?

>>36170000


blacks guys = bad looking

hispanic and asian guys = some qt guys but mostly bad

white guys = can't lie their not all qts but more qter than qt hispanic or asian guys

>>36170000
I think asain males are cute. (as orientals not pakis)

>>36170050
This just proves that minority homosexuals are the ultimate robots.
I'm half-white/half-spic and people always compliment me on my looks and call me qt

>>36168324
>you will never have this anon fall asleep on your lap
>you will never kiss this anon on their forehead and closed eyelids

let the dark envelop me

>decently attractive (6'3", 145lbs so pretty skinny, 7/10 face, white)
>Don't get along with women in general, mainly due to me being submissive and them wanting someone more dominant
>desperately wish i was gay so i could have a relationship with someone I actually get along with.
Anyone know if you can turn yourself gay over time? I find convincing traps attractive, and I'm incredibly turned on by prostate stuff, but i still find dudes in general unattractive unless they're extremely cute. If it is possible to become gayer over time, does anyone have any advice?

>>36170191
You can though, that sounds really really nice. Just send me an email anon, I'm about to go to sleep, but I promise I'll reply.

>>36170212
Just keep browsing 4chan mate, trust me.

>>36170212
Am in the same situation, would also like to know

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>>36170063
b-but if I was paki though would you not date me ;_;

>>36170240
>you can though

11h car ride north east of you. not much point emailing

>tfw no azn twink bf

ny

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>>36169080
breh did you save the pics I always use in these threads

>>36170317
I don't mind moving, my life is pretty shitty. Going to pass out now, hope you email me, goodnight anon.

>>36170308
I doubt it, sorry.

>>36170336


asians are ugly desu


t. asian

>>36170308
Are you a cute paki?

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>>36170343
>tfw no daddy to hump me and rearrange my insides while I try to play vidja

>>36170410
You fucking race traitor, go die in a hole.

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me on the left desu

>>36170453
strongly recommend you go back to /pol/

>>36170410
incredibly wrong opinion desu
you are probably a major qt

>>36170410
post face and i will be the judge of that!

>>36170431
you would be a total mess

there's no way you could play a game

you wouldn't even be able to think

>>36170544
That's why he said 'try'.

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What would you do in this situation, /r9gay/?

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>>36170431
legit my dream relationship
>I suck his dick to try distract him while he's playing vidya
>he rubs around deep inside me and pounds me at important moments to distract me while I'm playing vidya

my sr would drop like crazy but it'd be worth it

im 24yro uk

>>36170453

theres so few qt asian guys and even if there were id choose a qt white guy over a qt asian guy.

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>>36170505
anon, i dont think that could look like you at all!

i might need a contact if you look similar to that though.

>>36170593
Delete this image for being Tumblr-tier art

GET OUT THIS BOARD DYKES

MASTER STRIGHTS ONLY

>>36170623
Thank god you won't be reproducing, the world doesn't need anymore supreme gentlemen.

>>36170598
Yrh, too bad this is never going to happen to me

>>36169573
are you cute and girly tho

>>36170261
Anything more specific than that? What boards? Should I change my masturbation habits?

>>36170598
Are you a girl/trap/femboy in the UK or just a guy?

>>36170950
Are you a boy or mtf? Seems like you're girly from the greentext

>>36170992
This whole website is full of fags but /r9k/ really.

>>36171050
just a guy looking for another just a guy desu

>>36171231
I'm not that gay yet anon a few more years of loneliness and I'll pound your ass gladly

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>>36170420
>Are you a cute paki?
m-maybe idk >_<
skin color at least is similar to this dude
post contact and tell me

>>36170623
literally where is this even coming from
asian guys are cuter on average than literally every other race wtf

>>36170544
sounds like a challenge desu

>>36170992
browsing /r9k/ made me gay and it will make you gay too
hang out with us and you'll be a fag in no time

>>36171316
I didn't even want to be a fag, now I love it desu. You guys are so much nicer to me than women.

>>36158223
>tfw no anime shitposting bf to straddle awkwardly during a straight dude tickle fight

>>36169338
NY here as well, and I must agree. If it's not the looks, it's the attitude. Something about all the free dick makes the cute ones turn into real bitches.

>>36171316
>asian guys are cuter

only the korean/japanese ones because they are pale and have child-like features.

>>36170212
How about I fuck you and keep calling you a faggot while I do it?

>Like overweight, hairy, bearded (regardless of quality), introverted guys with a taste for animu and weeb shit; had/have a long lasting weird crush on one.
>Also be recognised as fairly conventionally attractive by others (would probably be moreso if I shed a few extra pounds).
>Every gay in my area is a fucking normal-ass AIDS twink slut faggot fem fuck that literally idolises and aspires to be like some fucking woman.
Fuck this fucking faggot fucking existence. Just fucking... Why? How?

>>36171310
>I try to be feminine without being obnoxious about it
and how do you do that?

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>>36171414
sure regardless of the why I think east asians are generally p cute

are you a SEAsian?

>>36171316
Alright thanks. I was also wondering how height is valued in the gay dating market. I have a skinny / cute body, but I'm 6'3". I'm worried that combination of feminine body would make me unattractive to people who want someone dominant, and tall height would make me unattractive to people who want someone submissive.
>>36171423
As long as you're gentle and also cute. I think i have a naturally very tight butthole cos i really struggle to get two fingers up there, let alone a penis. (I only have household soap to use as lube though so maybe that's a factor)

>>36171536
I'm ugly, sorry. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't.

>>36171521
I'm Canadian white. The Chinese and Vietnamese are ugly. Philipinos are barely cuter than Indians. Like I said, Japan and Korea produce the cutest boys

>>36171566
I hope that if i can try and force myself to get gayer over time, my standards will drop. Im attracted to women that most people wouldn't touch with a 25 foot pole. Fat girls, ugly girls, you name it. Wish i had the same standards for guys.

>>36171430
I'm the same. I just want a cute bear boyfriend to write gay novels with and wrestle, man

>>36171612
I've never heard of a straight guy wanting to be gay before, it's not just because of the demonization of women that happens here is it?