Dating an older women is like going from super mario to bloodborne.

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>>36157199
So then what is dating an underage woman?

>>36157199

>fun and dainty fantasy world full of cute characters and warm, nostalgic feels

>super difficult, up-its-own-ass, moody, forbidding & dangerous

Sure is

>>36157199
i want to knead her ass and make sticky buns

It's getting the last slize of pizza that Chad creampied every night when she was tighter and more eager to please. Still yummy but depressing.

>>36157251
playing OoT for nostalgia.

>>36157199
Why would you want to date them? Just fuck hotwives

>>36157199
The first Super Mario is also quite fucking hard,actually. So only a minor difference?

>>36158307
If you're 6 maybe. Go download a ROM right now I you'd be able to breeze trough it

You are a down right cunt if you think bloodborne is difficult.

>>36157199
how does her ass work

>>36157199
If thats an older woman you're underaged.

>>36157199
BB is the easiest Soulsborne game though. Most generous evasion, health regain, absurd criticals etc

Don't get me wrong it's my favourite game but still, it's not hard

BoM a best - suck my dick cheese wheel shitters

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>tfw you will never be spanked and forced to eat her ass for being a bad boy

>>36157199
> an
> women

Can't we have permanent bans for illiterate imbeciles on /r9k ?

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Whats the dark souls of gfs brehs?

>>36158683
Borderline women

>tfw no older woman to pay me for sexual pleasures

literally my dream

>>36157199
my end goal is to fuck milf since I was 16 not in love with my mum tho

>>36159069
t. oedipus

>>36158683
The marrying kind

>>36157199
>>>/r9k/ has no right to use tatjana