Heya friendos, This thread is for NORMIES ONLY Robots need

>>36116809
Have Gg so technically normie. Lifes shit atm

>>36116809
dumb fuckin cartoon bud.

shower sex doesn't make girls less hot. it looks hot as fuck, its just way too dry.

>>36116809
Yeah "robots" are fucking retarded. How do we get rid of them and make /r9k/ bearable?

>>36116809
>>>/b/
it would be a nice place for you to visit

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>>36116897

Good question. The robots don't even have friends so we clearly have more manpower.

I want to dump my girlfriend
She is an emotional dead weight, she doesn't work and she's in community college
I have two girls who are willing to fuck me and I can't have them because I dont want to cheat
One of those girls is THICC and I have been fantasising about marrying her
My gf on the other hand is 5'1 90 pound skeleton no tits, also has bpd
She gets upset at me for hanging out with my friends, as she has no friends (there is me, and a couple of online friends, she has literally no IRL friends)

>>36116948
Exercise some self worth and get rid of your useless gf.
There's no time to waste on worthless people. Hold high standards in all aspects of life and never compromise them.

HEY GUYS i'VE NEVER HAD SEX, AM A SHUT IN WITH 0 FRIENDS AND NO GF, BUT LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I'M ACTUALLY NORMAL
PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD CONTACT WITH ANYONE FOR 10 YEARS CAN BE NORMIES TOO

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>>36116809
>not wanting to fuck sadako

i want to be normalfaggot how help me op?

ps. i am not a robot i hate robots and computers.

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>>36116809
>normie refuge
What the fuck is this. You have plenty of refuges already. This board is OUR refuge from you fucking normies. STOP INVADING IT AND GET THE FUCK OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36116809

Maybe I'm just weird, but I think most girls look awesome with wet hair. And, as I just recently posted on another thread (which got deleted for some reason), I happen to think shower sex is the best.

>>36117028
While I think that dumping a girl for another one is a shit thing to do; if the relationship is not fulfilling and you've got adequate reason to want to end it regardless, having something better waiting doesn't make it wrong.

>>36117988

I'll stop invading /r9k/ when I stop seeing frog-posters spreading their permavirgin butthurt on /tg/. Until then, deal with it or fuck off to wizchan.

>>36116948
Oh my, send ppics, I want to date her asap.

>>36118107
>The butt hurt perma-virgins must've came from /r9k/
>If /r9k/ didn't exist I'm sure there would be no virgins on this board for tabletop games
Come on now

Why doesn't hiroshimoot just add a fucking normalfag board?
I'm getting real sick of seeing you dumbfucks here shitting up the board.
This is the one place on the Internet to get away from normalfags but you just couldn't stay away could you?
Why is it so hard? You guys have your snapchat, your instagram, your reddit, and your twitter but you just had to come here to be an epik 4chinz troll xD.
My life of course isn't great right now and the one thing that entertains my meandering monotonous existence gets invaded by the same group of people who have treated me like absolute shit for the past 20 years of my life.

Please fucking leave. Why do you have to be here? Why do you want to be here?

>>36118376
>Why doesn't hiroshimoot just add a fucking normalfag board?
And draw more of them in?
They'd start spreading out

>>36116948
By the way, do what you want, but sooner or later you might realize how dumb it was. Focus on yourself, your aspirations and follow them. When you become someone who's inspiring your gf will follow and she may surprise you. Girls who want to fuck you usually want to fuck a number of people already and it won't change because you showed up, you'll become just one of the many, as they will become to you. You might become the prisoner of a this single-lifestyle. Just consider everything and how you want your life to look like. Someone once said "If you want to find a good realationship, act like you're already in one", because you'll attract people fitting to your mindset. Just be aware of all of this and make a choice. Good luck.

>>36118357

It's the mentality; not their lack of sexual activity.
I know a lot of virgins post there, but not all of them make it so obvious by spreading their /r9k/ memes. I'm sorry, but you'd be very hard-pressed to convince me that the ones I'm talking about aren't also regulars here.

>tfw still not over ex
>tfw stalking her Facebook and reading your old texts with her

cool rp thread

>>36116809
>>36116809
>>36116809
I do not care. I do not not care REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shitposting this THREAD with no SURVIVORS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My name is Artemus Robotus and I for one, do not care.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MAKE ME A BANOFFEE PIE FOR I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR NEEDS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The End

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>openly normie thread
>r9k
what happened
It's time to GTFO

If you have a gf how did you meet her? I'm 29, my social life is kinda shit, half of my friends are married and do not go out anymore and other half is battling depression. How do I find a gf without a social life?

>>36118761

My first girlfriend was the cousin of my best friend.

My second girlfriend joined a tabletop RPG that I was running.

My third (and current) girlfriend was my 2nd girlfriend's best friend in high school.


To answer the other half of your question, I'm not really sure. Hopefully I'll never have to start all over again.


>>36118674

Yep. If you can't get any pussy, then everyone else in the world who says that they are MUST be making it up. I couldn't POSSIBLY just be because you're a pathetic loser.

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>>36116935
DELET THIS!

ORIGANO!

>>36118495
That's correct but we need some way to get rid of them.

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>>36116809
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT >>>/out/

>>36118576
How do you know it isn't tabletop virgins hearing about /r9k/ and how it's filled with tons of losers like them, then they come here, appropriate the memes and fuck off back to their DnD board?

>>36119126

Hmmm. That is indeed a problem.

Oh, I know! Try this...

When someone posts something that triggers you; post an image of an angry frog and scream at them in all caps to leave.

That's so brilliant, I'm SURE it will work.

>>36118376
>Why doesn't hiroshimoot just add a fucking normalfag board?
>>>/soc/

>>36119180

Wow, my idea is was so brilliant that this guy (>>36119148) tried it before I even posted it!

>>36119160
Occam's Razor.

>>36119180
>Reddit spacing
You have to go back

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>>36116809
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIT OUT NORMANS

really do normans fuck in the toilet

>>36118576

I stalk my ex on twitter. I want to stop but I cant. I've reduced it thogh, the first month I'd check every hour if she wrote something. Now it's been almost two months and I go once or twice a day. I've never read any old texts though, that would be too painful

>can't fap to porn anymore
>only to her nudes and a few videos of us fucking

At least I stopped watching pron ;__;

>>36119232

Awesome! Now again but with like... 10x as many E's!

>>36117988
>>36118715
>>36119148
>>36119232
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? This is a /r/The_Donald colony now, accept your "normie" masters.

sorry >>36118576

>>36119252 this was for
>>36118636

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>>36116809
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIB MOAR YOUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36119315

No problem, bud; I kinda thought that was the case.

I have long hair too though so we'd both be having a "the ring" moment

>>36119248

If by 'toilet' you mean 'bathroom', then yes. Unlike neets, our bathrooms aren't utterly disgusting; so it's not as unpleasant as it might seem to some.

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normies man...
jeez,

>>36119507
god damn
http://www.xvideos.com/video2721864/my_roommate_fucking_his_girlfriend

good for them I guess.

>>36119126

*sigh*

"How to Slay a Troll in One Easy Step" (also known as "What Everyone On the Internet Who Isn't a Sperging Autist has Already Figured Out")

Step 1: Ignore them.

That's it. Nothing else. That's really all you need to do.

If they make a thread that you don't like, hide it (and if it's obvious from the title that its going to make you upset, don't fucking open and read it to begin with!)

If they make a post you don't like, ignore it. Don't post an angry frog and scream in all caps. Don't post a smarmy picture of people laughing and post something that you think makes you sound superior (hint: it doesn't; it makes you look even more retarded; and even if you're right, they don't give two shits what you think). And don't spew a bunch of buzzwords and memes at them, that will only prove them right.

Trolls feed on attention. Starve them of that and they'll move on to greener pastures and leave you the fuck alone.

>>36116809
I wouldn't call myself a normie although I had sex with a bunch of girls and even rejected some, because they were all juggalo-tier and so was I.

Cyborg master race.

>>36119248
I fugged one girl in her parents' shower yeah.

Another girl I was shitfaced drunk with all the time wanted to fugg in a McDonalds washroom but I was too spaghetti to go through with it.