Vocaroo Thread

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>>36049748
Hey, OP. Nice voice. Can you say "My name is Jeff" for me?

>>36049963
In an serious or cringe, memey way?

>>36050003
>In an serious or cringe, memey way?
I'd prefer serious.

>>36049748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HbYP4mTFvO
here you go, the shitty mic makes me sound like a 60s sports commentator

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>>36049748
I read some Baudelaire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U8sEO6SDVP
It probably sounds super gay and ridiculous. I apologise.

>>36049748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IXJmnaGRNO

I took some artistic liberties

>>36050190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0idgBh0Btg6

>>36050252
me too

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04fznXvIEm2

what were we doing again

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>>36049748
Can you say, "Listen up you fucking kikes, I'm gonna shoot up your fucking synagogue!"
Say it loud and serious, if you can. Also, maybe throw in something about anudda shoah.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08SrbhqwY1A

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X44HkAlGSg

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s08jBCcIimWU

>>36050305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xR1aFhy8lN

>>36050189
Fake English accent?

>>36050082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xbRvHdbCIU

>>36050312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0esgFJUnZE8

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>>36050476
God dammit anon

for you

>>36050190
Sounds pretty nice; deep and developed.
Try something English - foreign languages can sound differently

>>36050189
Very good anon! I like the aesthetic that the mic gives it

>>36050528
>>36050252
Are these the same person? If so, >>>/tv/

I laughed

>>36050476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cZsuj3a1PJ

>>36050409
>>36050476
Autism.

>>36050468
Not bad, anon - could be worse.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mARePoTDB2

I am QT get on my level plebs

>>36050468
there's something inherently hilarious about your voice. I feel like you're really funny in real life.

>>36050476
i dont get it but let's go with it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pOlgexkJDy

>>36050659
Baneposting is a /tv/ meme

>>36050651
>>36050468

Sounds fat, or glasses type nerd, or fat with glasses.

>>36050676
thought so, with mentioning a mask and all. that stuff is really popular isn't it. i've never been a fan of movies, and we haven't got TV either. it's actually pretty calming, knowing that all the hype will just blow right past you and leave you in peace. kind of like the whole game of thrones/walking dead thing

>>36050676
>>36050476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MiYszn4RER

>>36050736
it can be extremely painful at times, but sometimes you have to get caught in it all, you know?

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>>36050618
thanks

>>36050651
I was "the funny kid" growing up but then I found out people were laughing at me not with me.

>>36050680
no glasses, perfect vision but I am a fatbot. 6' 215 pounds working on cutting weight.

you guys talk about autism, get on my level
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgKISD5n5Y

Kek save our gracious memes
kek save our noble memes
kek same the memes

Memes where our fathers kek'd
and where their sides were rekt
with penises erect
kek save the memes!

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnFzVFYhT4

>>36050786
YEE
originaldo

>>36050833
/x/ do you want to quote bane with me?

>>36050758
>it can be extremely painful at times
for you

>>36050833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dm35M21E4f

>>36050758
not quite but it's cool

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U2EY05Fhrq

>>36050881
you didn't even point out my second reference

>>36050476
10/10

Pure Chad

>>36050771
I wish you luck on losing the lard, robopal.
>>36050786
Yeah right, fag, you call that autistic?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DV08fTesZ3
Try me, faggo.

>tfw people know me irl that go to r9k probably
>tfw afraid to post because scared they'd recognize my voice

>>36050966
just banepost

>>36050906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Wxh1jv8Kf

>>36050966
Yeah, we know you're a pussy anyways, Jacob.

>>36050542
I sound even more autistic in english as I have to think about the pronunciation of every word but ok
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RzrixYGNtp

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zerd55FWUS
step up to this, pussies

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12v95Ue4dDi

>>36049748
Damn dude you should do ASMR or some shit

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>>36051017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N7z3VzlFXM

>>36050613
>>36050744
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWMTaxg6nf

Holy kek, I'll add any others any of you guys do to this

>>36050891
>>36050857

sure

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YUuFDZLDmV

>>36051087
ASMR's kind of faggy, but thanks

>>36050190
Definitely Chad when speaking French that well

>>36050833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XPJIUeGrgA
not wrong about what you said though

>>36051121
Not that guy, but rate my French.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ze38V7pePf

Haven't studied it in a few years, so it'll be rusty.

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>>36050988
>Jacob
>literally one of the most common names

>>36051103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03gkHaEIxYm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4vyObKPId
xDDD

>>36050190
hello plz be my bf francais

>>36051236
I meant the same line

>>36051216
Dude, heh, mynamajeff HAHAHAHAHAHA

Here's an ASMR parody kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZQLVRCIrv

https://clyp.it/m44zatgq

>>36051273
Make an ASMR clip where it's nothing but you saying different slang words for black people.

>>36051121
French is my mother tongue so I'm cheating
>>36051008 is english
Here's spanish for good measure: http://vocaroo.com/i/s161nBiWuCLX

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>tfw autistic voice
why even live?

>>36050476
no one's topped this

>>36051368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1onLBZz7Bq4

forgot to post link lol

>>36051319
Here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11CstBxA43D

I posted this in another thread, but I think that thread is dead. Do I come off sounding autistic or weird?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s046lBLYcvwP
Please be gentle.

>all of these native english speakers

Fuck i'm jelous of all of you.
You have no idea what you can do with your voice.

>>36051265
autism

this is now original

p-please dont judge


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1voa9MYzOVp

>>36051490
OP here - I'm not English.

>>36051204
It's pretty good mate. Gotta work on your 'r's (like any other english speaker, you pronounce it like a spanish jota.
Also didn't get what you said about going to the cinema with your brother

>>36051407
This is the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

>>36051501
N I G U R

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OmKgOU7e12
anyone know this song?

>>36051533
That was a joke kek
"I went to the cinema and then played football with my brother"

It's a joke because it's such a common thing to be taught at school for basically any MFL class

>>36051593
Autismo Extreme by the Ass Burgers.

>>36051490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CaJuzoybuJ

>>36051645
>make serious/education non-autistic sounding videos
>record lines for a video game you're making
>impress chicks in europe
Pick one.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I4sWcdDC3B
posterino

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Rate my greentext
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DfxiDqoFC

>>36051597
Oh, ok
I recorded what you said in "natural" french
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v0z8GHKMo6

>>36051722
good1 u got thur anoone

>>36051688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s021Q0AlLCHk

>>36051775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DuGGa4yZOI

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ru3Nx2IUxE

>>36049748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Md0z4otG36

hello end my life

>no one replies to you
that's how you know you have autism

>>36049748
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOSfyZAGJS

>>36050305
I'm gonna make you..
I'm gonna break you...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cYJ4BxliwE