I just watched the Wolf of Wall Street and now I really want

A career on wallstreet

Dress like a girl and be my gf

>>36036424
make and save money

>>36036424
It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

Sell drugss.

>>36036424
just give up on any dreams you have if you post here, trust me, it's for the better

>>36036424
I suggest meditation

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>>36036424
Scam people out of their money. Learn confidence tricks and pickpocketing. Sweet-Talk people.

All of which may be difficult if you're coming to us for advice.

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>>36036481
I'm honestly considering selling dope. It doesn't seem too bad. Maybe I should only sell weed and shrooms or something.

>>36036473
That's like saying Bentlys are nice but the w12's give you no real advantage over v12's/v8's. It's not about that.

It's about being a nigger and showing off to people on the Internet.

>>36036546
it's a metal gear solid reference you faggot

>>36036424
Try >>>/biz/

Maybe you'll get lucky trading penny stocks

>>36036424

>Watched Wolf of Wall Street too a few years back
>The feeling I got when I walked out of that movie was indescribable, I was a NEET but after seeing it I became extremely motivated to make a change
>Began losing weight the next day, once I dropped weight I got a haircut, bought some books on socializing, interviewing, etc and started reading them
>Bought some nice clothes
>Decided I'd become an "entrepreneur" i.e. get roped into a fucking pyramid scheme because I'm retarded
>tl;dr I still owe friends and family money from it and have gained all the weight back plus more, basically I'm even worse off than when I started and now I'm a few years older to boot
>a couple of years back my cousin threatened to "beat me into a coma" in front of my entire family at thanksgiving if I didn't pay him back soon and nobody said shit
>think about killing myself every day for being so worthless and pathetic

robots were not meant to be rich or succeed. the only way a real robot can become that wealthy is the lottery. good fucking luck.

>>36036424
>>36036608
It's called gold collar you dumb niggas. Just get an average paying job with minimum expenses (living at mom's, no gf/wife, no kids, small apartement, etc.). Play pretend rich for couple months then grow out of it and get tied down by a girl and live as a wage slave for the next 50 years. That's what life is all about for almost everybody

>>36036564
O-oh...sorry my autism is showing

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>>36036707
It's okay. Here's a hot chick to look at.

You can almost see her nipples.

>>36036454
I'll do this if it'll make me rich. I already dress like a girl though

>>36036424
>Pretend to be a sjw activist
>Make a shitty sjw comic or pretend to be lgbtbbq person who is oppressed.
>Start a pateron
>Watch the money flow in.

I am a pretend sjw that makes 8k a month sitting on my ass. I got about 30k followers on twitter constantly praising me for my activism. The reality is I make like 8 tweets a day for "work" and attend a rally once a month. These fuckers give me 8k a month to dress up like a fucking idiot and insult people on twitter. I literally fucking voted for Trump even though I told my followers he is worse than Hitler.

>>36036795
You are a true legend that knows how to beat the system.

>>36036795

Whoa

I'm hispanic, I should do this. I voted Trump too but I have no problem scamming retarded white liberals and whiny POC out of their shekels

>>36036795
Is it real? You fucking rock. I have been plotting writing mock articles in Medium for pantreonbux but I didn't know it actually worked.

Please tell me it's true. Show me a picture of your Paypal account, no screenshots because I know you fucks know to use inspect element.

>>36036795
Post proof of your patreon income.
Censor everything else if necessary.

>>36036795
You asshole. I'm screenshotting this and posting online. I'm gonna bring your whole fucking system down. then we can implement our one world order.

>>36036424
Honestly OP shortest road is to get a lot guy job at a subprime auto dealership and get into subprime car loans.
Dudes clearing 8-15k take home a month. Start as lot person, then hit phones, then get promoted to doing the financing. You need to be likeable and hard working. Dealerships (the fun ones) are more like gangs than workplaces

>>36036608
I'm sorry dood but this made me lol, that's what u get for trying

>>36036795
This is LARPing, but God I wish it were true.

>>36036473
Fuck off Ocelot

>>36036608

This kinda sounds like the financial version of my attempt to get laid after discovering a PUA book on the internet.

>>36036838

You need to build up a following to make this work, and building up a following on social media isn't easy unless you're ballsy enough to be ~really~ edgy in public.

>>36036756
I honestly expected a giant cock between her legs, you disgusting NEETs have ruined me.

How does one get into the drug selling buisness without any irl friends in the area you live? Really think it would be a good idea to make money fast to fund a NEET lifestyle but I have no clue where to start

>>36039015
Grow your own weed and sell it

>>36036694
This is exactly what I do. I've nearly saved enough for a Ford Mustang.

Maybe then girls will like me.

>>36039030
illegal state, how or where do I find someone with seeds? after that where do I find someone to sell to? Do I walk to up to the sketchiest looking white kid on the street and ask about some weed? Do I go to a high school and try to figure it out? Do niggers usually know where to find it?

>>36036795
I was actually seriously considering doing this after I saw how much that fucking "Designated Male" or whatever the fuck it's called gets paid by idiots through Patreon for his HORRIBLY drawn Tranny comic.

>>36038950
>This kinda sounds like the financial version of my attempt to get laid after discovering a PUA book on the internet.

>He fell for the PUA meme.

It's all a numbers game, an most PUA's make up most of that shit as they go.

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>>36039059
>Do I walk to up to the sketchiest looking white kid on the street and ask about some weed? Do I go to a high school and try to figure it out? Do niggers usually know where to find it?

If you don't know this shit already, an have to resort to asking people on the loser section of the anime forum you spend all day on, you've already lost. Don't sell drugs anon, you'll most definitely get robbed, and/or ripped off.

>>36039153
back to the drawing board it is then! Any other suggestions then for a neet with no irl friends and 24 hours of spare time a day?

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>>36039175
I dunno, sell rip off Chinese electronics online?

Rob an armored truck. Their routes always change but in quiet towns the usual for bank visits is opening hours on Monday and Friday. After feral niggers shot one up despite their compliance, they universally changed policy so that any other occupants are not allowed to exit if the hopper gets jumped. Most have slots for them to shoot out of but I have never heard of them actually being used.

The trucks themselves can be carrying anywhere from $200,000 to upwards of $2.5 million at any given time, if they're for bank deliveries. That sort of money is heavy, $1 million in $20 bills is roughly 110lbs. The ones making bank deliveries generally carry more 50s and 100s though, but it will still be a considerable amount of weight. Do not try to rob one that's only responsible for grocery stores unless you want to walk away with a box full of coin rolls.

Steal a long gun from any store out in the sticks. Most of them don't even bother to lock up their inexpensive rifles and the glass handgun cases can be smashed very easily, but I wouldn't recommend the latter.

Very important information beforehand;
Do not be a fucking retard and do it barefaced or half ass it and go sunglasses/bandana. Get a cheap mask that covers your entire head, eyes included. Buy two pairs of leather gloves at a busy store away from where the truck will be. Use one for the gun acquisition and the second for the big deed and burn them immediately after use.
Do not actually shoot or raise your gun at anyone unless they fire first, or you will get life if you fuck it up.
Do not use your own car. How you get somebody else's is up to you.
And lastly you should know somebody who can wash the notes for you. If you don't you're SOL unless you know how it works.

>>36039195
Not bad, not bad! Thanks for the idea ill get to researching on that

>>36036424
Learn to code and freelance
Learn mechanics and build shit
Learn how to make furniture and sell it
Learn how to make a piano or some really expensive instrument. Instruments are expensive
Invest

>learn how to code or hex edit or something
>hack all of the wall street bank accounts and transfer the money to your account instead

>>36039208
wait how do you go about robbing the truck then
wont they bring the noney to the bank in pairs?
can you elaborate on your plan cause right now it seems like a very good way to get shot

>>36039213
No problem, I hope you make that million, might get a Chinese qt as well.

There's many things you can do but if you really want millions you should read a book like the millionaire fastlane, rich dad poor dad or similar. I think the first one is good because the author talks down to you and is pretty rude, just don't trust his forum. The books change your mindset on money and how to manipulate it. It explains the way society is setup and how you'll never get rich working 9-5 for someone else. Also how instead of always increasing your lifestyle (expenses) as your income increase, you should get assets that will pay you money down the road and maybe even appreciate in value.

There's also the creative side to it all. If you look at McDonalds the founder says he was creating a real estate company and used the restaurant to pay the mortgage. Today McDonalds owns the majority of their locations and some are ridicules value, like the ones in New York City.

It's definitely not for everyone and it's not going to happen overnight. Prepare to spend 5 years of failing while you're extremely poor, your family and friends laughing at you and telling you to stop, working 20 hours a day and having no life before figuring it all out. I think it's easier to get a degree in a decent line of work that pays well. Finally, if you think I'm full of it. Next time you see a guy with a Lamborghini or a new Ferrari (not a cheap old one), ask them why they hate the question "What do you do for a living?". It's because it's not a simple answer and it was one hell of a long road to success, unless it's not their car or they're not self made.

Finally, if you can start a service where you can charge people $100/mo and get 1000 customers, you'll make a million in less than 12 months. You can change those numbers around but you can see how a good service will make you rich.


>>36036608
You're probably joking but if not never regret trying. As the phrase goes "It's better to try than live with regret of never trying"

>>36039208
>quiet towns the usual for bank visits is opening hours on Monday and Friday.
Quiet town's usually have bored cop's, and underused resources, they'd jump at a big hit like that.

>After feral niggers shot one up despite their compliance, they universally changed policy so that any other occupants are not allowed to exit if the hopper gets jumped.
What county? What state? Fuck what country? Every protocol varies from state to state and then each company has their own policy on hold up's.
> $200,000 to upwards of $2.5 million at any given time
At ANY time? So even after they're to the depo after making a delivery? Or even just take the truck out for gas?
>Steal a long gun from any store out in the sticks.
>Stealing a gun from a gun store
Nigga are you retarded?

9/10 plan bro, doesn't sound like you just played GTA V and now think you're a seasoned bank robber at all.

>>36036424
That's a nice Mauser you got there, OP.

>>36039567
are you fucking joking or just retarded underage banned swine?

>>36039038
They will, if they are literal hoes or 16 y/o.

What can a girl do to get rich without marrying into wealth?

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>>36039977
ask people for money online

>>36040013
Not reliable. Fucks you up professionally forever too.

>>36036756
>mfw I actually didn't see Naked Dick for a second

The camo works!

>>36036424
Study some mechanic job (eg welder) and go work for such company. Welders get paid exceptionally actually, and I tried it, it's not that hard once you learn the little tricks. This is what I would do if I had the chance to reroll my life.

Right now, instead I'm planning to go to a school and study graphics. I can already handle photoshop well, and I know a guy, who gets hired to create company logos and logo designs all the time. He's in his comfy office alone, undisturbed, and makes enough money to support himself and his company. Seems childsplay once you get your portfolio together.

>>36039977
>>36040049
Show your tits, sweetheart. Literally be an escort to the right people

>>36039977
Become a sugar baby. All you have to do is spread your legs for wealthy men who take you on luxurious trips.

>>36040049
>Fucks you up professioally forever

Nah. You're a woman. Your actions don't have consequences. If nasty stuff shows up on Google you can write them an email and they'll make that nasty information disappear forever. Look at Jackie Coakley. She lied about being raped and it got national coverage, it was the biggest news story of the year, and the entire internet is just covering it up and hiding her identity.

>>36036795
Post some form of proof please

>>36036424
Get a fucking job for starters lad.

A lot of the time, raw talent isn't enough; you need a lucky break.

There is really no other way to become rich than playing the lottery unless you are talented/handsome

>>36036795
i do something like this except with t-shirts and wristbands. cucks and sjw women tend to love spending money on clothes between 15 and 50 dollars that have words or pics on them, and i might be wrong but they do it a fuck ton more often than anyone else.

>>36036503
Except scammers and pickpockets are universally poor.

>>36036564
>muh anime videogames
kys

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>>36039567

>Mauser


WHAT THE FUCK?!
THATS NOT A MAUSER NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There's already several plans for this online. One I know of is called 'seven years to seven figures' or something like that. It's on biggerpockets.com

>>36039208
Thanks for the advice anon! I'm sue it will come in handy I'VE REPORTED THIS THREAD TO THE FBI MOTHERFUCKER

Whatever you do don't go to /biz/ and follow their meme coin investment advice

>>36036424
>i stared at a glowing screen and now my brain is changed guise!

Impressionable chimp. Look how easy you are to program.