what would you do if you won the lottery or just somehow acquired

>>35969741
> Buy a small car I can learn to drive in
> move to a bigger city, near the person I love
> buy a small but upmarket apartment
> get a gym membership
> invest 10 million
> finish my degree without having to worry about working as well

Become comfy

id probably buy a decent enough house and just fill it with video games and junk food.

maybe buy one of those realistic $10,000 fuck dolls

quit my nigger job and just slowly kill myself with a terrible diet and no exercise

>>35969843

This. Hole up in my house, order tasty takeout, die at 50 from either a heart attack or alcoholism

I would stop posting pepes from tumblr

>>35969884
well that's just crazy talk

Travel around the good parts of the world.

Fund my IRA, put 38 of it in a savings account, blow the rest of it.

>>35969909
the non stinky brown parts

my nigga

>>35969741

>Start looking for startups to invest in
>Invest in several companies and acquire ridiculous amount of shares
>Start living the investor / major shareholder life

Alt. in case it fails:
>Take the final 3 million, use it to major in STEM and live comfortably in the meantime
>Have 3 million in savings and a decent-paying job
>Good life

Turn her into a kept woman, hire PIs to secretly watch her and various experts to mind break her with Pavlovian techniques until she was completely dependent on me for her emotional and psychological well being, and keep her like a doll in a gilded cage.

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>>35969741
Go to new york
>get on empire state building
>wip cock out
>comence chicken chocking
>blow my load of the side of the building
>look down
>take pic of my cum shot on ppls faces
>buy a sports car
>drive to my house
>shit pants
>buy new pants
>buy sword
>sword fight jews for the rest of my life

>>35969741
Probs buy a small house somewhere in the countryside, learn to drive, and become completely self sufficient away from everybody.

>>35969982
Also
>go out with Eliza my wifu

>>35969741
>Buy a house, nothing to fancy
>Some land with the house, not a lot either
>Get a garage or something similar built for exercise etc
>Be comfy
I just would want to have a quiet life.

>>35969741
Gift it all to charity and become a monk

>>35970003
>Mary eliza
>Buy decent mansion
>Have 5 kids
>Life's good senpai

1) quit wage slavery
2) pay off mortgage debts
3) invest 10 million and live off my investments
4) probably spend a couple months travelling (Thailand, Las Vegas, Amsterdam, Europe)
5) fuck a few whores
6) get my teeth fixed, buy lots of clothes, get a reasonably nice car and a motorcycle
7) spend the rest of my life in comfy neetdom

Invest all of my money through an LLC
Buy a house in either upstate New York or northern Michigan
Buy a few sports cars to enjoy
Find girls from my past that rejected me, tell them I came into some money, offer to be their sugar daddy, have them sign an NDA, fuck them, leave them at some street corner in the hood

After that's out of my system, I'd just live out all my other hedonistic fantasies

>>35969741
Invest it and keep living my life the way I have been.

>>35970149
Fuck you, ill cum on your face

>>35970194
>tfw the slut who rejected me in high school and laughed at me with her friends is now an obese single mom who posts woe-is-me crybaby shit on Facebook all day and hates her life, while I got /fit/ and swole and am loving life
I get some real schadenfreude from looking at her now and reminiscing.

>>35970143
pffffft FAG!

>buy a small house
>get all the shit I want in it
>live there cozily forever

Quit job
Fix teeth
Pay off doctor to precirpe me large amounts of my asthma medication so I don't have to see him anymore
Buy modest house in suburbs that I think has high resale value
Buy a 1968 Dodge Charger
Buy house for parents
Invest 5 million
Put 10 million away in case shit goes south
Buy a bunch of guns

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>>35970352
>Dodge
nahhhhh

Pay femboy neets to visit me for videotaped feminization and creampie weekend sessions.

The good ones I'd offer year contracts to, and develop a stable of Prime sissies. Enforce chastity, Play them off each other, manipulate their insecurities, and make my dick their only validation. Create a feedback mechanic that reinforces degeneracy, desperation, extreme attention seeking, and horniness; resulting in my barebacking them being a stabilizing factor, and their only concrete goal in life.

I'm 6'3" , 220 lbs, handsome, white,and have a thiiiick cock. Bara fantasy material. It would be good.

>>35969741
>buy a small house in a suburb
>buy top shelf hardware
>invest 45 millions
>live NEET life until I die

Buy a euthanasia syringe
Do stupid shit I always wanted to do like skydiving, riding a motorcycle in the desert, shooting a variety of firearms, and other stupid shit
Lose virginity to a very expensive prostitute
Give the remaining money to my dad and sister
Inject myself with the syringe

>build a house in the middle of nowhere, spend around $3-4 mil on it
>create startups with about $10M
>split the rest into safe investments

>acquire private island in the south pacific
>hire some people to build me a nice place
>live out my days in my tropical paradise
>laugh as the world goes to shit while i enjoy my own world


fiji sounds nice

>>35970389
A man after my own heart minus the gay shit
Any tips on manipulation?

>>35969741
Move to the countryside and live a secluded NEET life with only just enough normies around to cater to my needs (grocery shops and so on).

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>Buy a big, comfy attic in a big city and fill it with everything I've ever wanted: a big bath, a good TV, a good sound system, a good kitchen...
>Buy a good bike and a good small car to travel through the city
>Try to get my back aches fixed
>Travel once or twice a year to countries I've ever wanted to visit
>Eat properly, cooking quality products, do exercise I like like hiking or biking, sleep properly. All of that without worring about not having enough time.
>Learn a couple of languages I like like French and Russian
>Not have to worry about work or responsibilities ever again, just live a comfy life without stress.

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>>35969741
>buy a large plot of land, somewhere far away from mainstream society
>begin a small farm project completely off the grid
>build my own house, grow my own food, look after livestock
>once I'm self sufficient, put the remainder in stocks

A simple life, away from everything. I'll still probably end up doing it eventually, but 50 million would save a lot of time.

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>rich apartment in city like 30th floor or some shit and stay comfy

I'll start doing big things like traveling a year later

1. ain't telling
2. buy old family farm
3. invest in stuff
4. have alot of kiddos
5. help out eastern Europe where I will probably be killed

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>>35969741
Probably just throw it all in a bank account and continue to live my modest life, just with the stress of money now gone forever.

That or fund art projects.

Quit my job
Upgrade a few aspects of my life but not by a large margin
Besides that I would keep the life I have now

>>35969741

I was just discussing this with a co-worker.

>be me
>recently become rich AF
>turn up to work one last time
>instead of uniform, now have assless chaps on
>paid backup dancers playing terrible rap music
>make huge spectacle of the who thing
>walk into bosses office
>jump up on the desk, and take the biggest shit of a lifetime, due to the massive quantities of Mexican food consumed the night before.
>walk out without saying a thing, giving full awkward eye contact until completely out of sight.
>enjoy the rest of my life in total comfort.

I want this more than anything.

>>35970434

1: Traps aren't gay

2: Target, in this order....

1: mental illness \ borderline issues \ codependency

2: youth\lack of experience

3: poverty

Then introduce and foster dependency on benzos and amphetamines.

Make them earn your attention and the drugs. Only respond positively to them as a sexual object. Any expression\behavior that's not focused on your dick inside them is simply ignored.

>>35970742
Beautiful. Although you probably could ger arrested for doing so, but with 14 million dolars who cares.

>>35970746
>>35970434

Isolate the stable early, set and maintain expectations, and they'll compete in an escalating cycle.

>>35969741
>50 million
>large amount of money
You are deluded

>>35970811
It is if you just want to be a rich neet for the rest of your life in a small apartment like me. You basically get unlimited neetbux with no strings attached. Hell, even 1 million would work with that lifestyle.

>buy a modest living space, like a three room apartment
>buy recreationanl things i've always wanted
>make long term investments
>put what i don't invest in savings and keep them there as a back up plan
>never work a day in my life
>never tell anyone that i'm rich

>>35970811
Are you the 80 million anon? Just because you have much doesn't mean 50mill wasn't large.

>>35969741
Get a shit load of plastic surgery and move to LA and live the Chad life.

Then get a trophy wife and raise kids when I get bored

>buy TESLA stock
>buy AMAZON stock
>keep $5m
>use it to buy a decent house nothing to crazy
>get drivers license, but subaru impreza
>try to get get girls now that im rich
>probably will fail, get some high end hookers
>besides that i just ill buy a fast pc + all consoles and just live the same live in living now desu

>>35969741

Buy a small house in a mountainous village somewhere in Switzerland. Get a dog and retire.

>>35970910
>TESLA stock
>buying Amazon at its peak

Nigger no one asked on how you plan to lose 14 million dollars

>>35970910
Absolutely not. Putting the vast majority of your money into 2 companies is a terrible idea. If one went under, you'd be out half your stash

>>35971036
He should throw some Bitcoin into the mix.

Always figured being a richfag was harder than it looked, I would prob buy land

>>35971034
>>buying Amazon at its peak
I fucking guarantee you in 20 years amazon will be the biggest company the world has ever seen, it will be bigger then the dutch east india company ever was, and it will have quasi-governmental powers. it will pretty much be a cyberpunk MEGACORP. with robo-jeff bezos being CEO-president of 1/3 of the world

>>35970531
that gif gives me a comfy warm boner

A lot of people say "get away" but what would be a good place to start again?

>>35971092
People said the same shit about Apple ten years ago.

>quit shit retail job
>pay off my debt, same with my parents
>buy house in provinces capital
>investment most of rest of it
>keep some for buying shit I want

You know what? I'd get nice clothes but also dress like shit and stay the same on some days just to see how different people would treat me knowing I got money.

I'd pretty much live my life the same way except buy more jelly beans, buy my dog the nicest food possible and get the the most premium vet care, and then buy a nice comy house out in the woods or mountains by the pennsylvania border of it maryland in the mountains

That is the most comfy life possible honestly

>>35971092
As long as they don't have their own transport layer and use DHL here they will not make it.
Pro tip if Amazon is reading: People are at work and don't take a day off just to be at home during the 10-18 delivery window.

>>35971108
depends

personally i would want to move to the east coast of canada like nova scotia

get a lighthouse and fill it with things to suit my neet lyfe

>>35969741
>I would buy my own place
>a one bedroom, one bathroom, one kitchen flat
>hire a maid
>continue living like I do
>work the same job
>never tell anyone about the lottery
>eat good
>go to a good gym instead of the one I currently go to
>and of course, buy animu and vidya shit I always wanted
I'm straight edge so wouldn't spend it on alcohol, drugs etc
would buy prostitutes though

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>>35970746
>1: Traps aren't gay

Sure thing buddy

bury 45 mil innawoods under a rock because i don't trust jews, travel around asian countries getting suck-n-fucked by ladyboys and doing hard drugs, uploading bad photos to a travel instagram, come home every now and then to see family and dig up more money. kill myself on my 30th birthday after donating the remains to a 12 year old kid to ruin their formulative years

>work on phd
>invest
>help family out a bit
>help fund some science research

>>35971215
>don't trust the jews
>hold dollar
Have fun when your 45mil are worth a loaf of bread.

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>>35969741
I would take my leave to >>>/biz/ and let the dubs decide.

>>35969741
>Build nuclear proof NEET cave
>stock it with prepper stuff
>Faraday cage the walls
>wait for the apocalypse so I can live pretty much exactly like I do now

>>35971238
>/biz/
>taking advice from college kid economists and memecoiners

Go from 14 mil to 0 in less than a month.

>>35969741
memes aside, I would purchase the comfiest lifestyle possible. Probably something like rural japan because im a fucking weeb with unlimited cars, women, vidya, and other shit that I want.

Also purchase every cosmetic surgery I originally wanted and get a personal trainer and stuff too

What would robots even invest their money in?

>>35971354
>cosmetic surgery without actually being horribly defaced
You are in for a scam, unless you go for the Bogdanow look.

>>35969819
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>>35970403
>>35970413
>>35970561
>>35970867
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>>35971220
>invest
Why would you even bother in investing when you have 50 million dollars already? 99.9% of people will never see such amount of money, not even summing up everything they have earned during their lives. You can live a more than comfortable life with that much money

>>35971457
To spend such amount of money you would have to spend 1700 dollars every day for 80 years.

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>>35970561
this board those like image only posts

>Help out family by paying off their houses and shit.
>Consider giving friends a one time amount of money as a "take this and revoke all rights to bitch about me not covering all outings or not buying you super expensive gifts"
>Invest remainder and go full neet mode.

>>35971457
because funding science research is expensive

>>35971457
So I don't get mad and buy 10 boats one day because DUDE 50 MILLIONS LMAO.
Investing as a form of self restraint.

>>35971379
Weed stocks and silver. Maybe real estate in lower priced markets.

>>35971457
If I have that much money, why not help people by investing?

I suppose donating to charity would also work

>>35969741
Would basically live in Germany so I could fuck all the girls I ever want in FKK clubs

>>35969741
I'd buy my boss's controlling share in my job and fuck with everybody who used to be a dick to me there. I wouldn't even fire them, just have their livelihoods revolve around being a paid ass-kisser to me.

>>35969741
>get myself a sandwich and hot wings
>quit job
>pay off my debts
>pay off my family's debts
>put enough money away to get my family to college, probably up to my second cousin's debts on both my mom and dad's sides
>ask this online girl I've been texting with her to move in with me
>Invest 10 million for future generations
>get a high end PC and a laptop on the side
>buy mountains of vidya and movies
>get liposuction and dick increase
>get myself a small,comfy home that screams both man cave and log cabin
>get my parents a house each, they're divorced
>get any of my elderly relatives homes
>go to college just so I can read hentai and know how the hell my computer works. Focus on what I'm learning instead of grades
>have other people get my groceries, fix my car, my computer, whatever
>Only give to local charities so I don't have to see any homeless on my town or hear about local kids dying due to lack of cash for surgery.
Rate my plan folks.

>>35969741
buy a gun
off myself

Create a straw pole link /b/ to it do what ever they say. Be poor amd in jail for life within 2 weeks

Buy an apartment in Tokyo and in Bangkok and in Honolulu and in SF or LA, spend my days hopping around the Pacific Rim doing whatever the fuck I want all the time

Write a novel and get it published by bribing the shit out of some top agent then get it to the top of the bestseller list

>>35971853
>If I have that much money, why not help people by investing?
I guess that's a good point. Investing in small companies that are developing things you would enjoy. But I'm assuming that when most anons say "invest" they have in mind just getting more money

>>35971922
You'll be broke by the end of the first week.

>>35972012
$50 mill on a gun?

that'd be a pretty snazzy gun, nigga

index fund and retire

>>35969741
>Buy a small house in a twin peaks style town
>Live off the interest

Would be so comfy

I don't have money for a place to stay or flight tickets, otherwise I could. Sorry.

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>>35969741
continue living the neet life i am now except i wouldn't be a poorfag and wouldn't have to be wracked with shame going to sleep as my mom gets ready for work

>>35969843
This is the only correct answer.Being financially set for life would not fix all my problems but it would fix a lot.

>>35969954
>working
>some job not because you enjoy it but because it will give you money
>after you have gotten 50 million
You really love being a good little goy don't you? Either do something you enjoy and don't really care about the pay since you would be mainly living off dividents anyhow or don't work at all.

>get someone to invest 25 mil
>use 5 mil to fuck around with penny stocks
>5 mil in gold or something in case society collapses
>house in good neighborhood
>lamborghini countach, preferably 5000 qv with fuel injection or 25th anniversary (I'd really take any model, wanted one since I was 2 or 3 years old)
idk past that
video games and I'd go out and travel I guess
nice clothes and jewelry too

Give myself a wage of 100,000 a year.

20% I will convert to US dollars
20% I will convert to great British pounds
20% I would convert to Chinese yuan

The remaining 40% will be equally split between tobacco, alcohol, weapons and tech company stocks.

Set for life. Would likely break half a billion in 10-20 years considering how your average person is evolving.

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>>35969741
>devise a plan to build a house in the deep forest as a hermit
>carefully plan the amount of money necessary, give away any left over to charity
>pay for construction, with large storage space
>comfy heating and lighting, secluded but fancy house
>buy all the books/vidya I'd ever need, get very powerful computer and internet
>buy car, only drive into distant small town for supplies every few months
>spend my time as a forest NEET, learning many arts and skills for my own entertainment and enriching myself with philosophy and intellectual pursuits
>laugh at stupid wagies in their big stone blocks

Enjoy the high life, Anon, that's what I'd do.

If you have $50 million and invest safely and are able to get maybe a 3% to 4% annual return on average, you will make another 1.5 to 2 million a year.

Invest some of it and try to start my dream buisness with the rest of it. Have enough kept aside to live comfortably if buisness fails.