Official /r9k/ Classic NF What level are you?

>>35948982
literal 11

t. 22yo khhv

>>35948982
7

Kiss with lips

>tfw being 0 is something positive

File: 1468074994961.jpg (33KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 400x388px

>>35948982
level 8 my dude

it was on a dare tho

File: 8BCF4C9B-11A0-4855-801E-EF257DBEA202-1045-0000061F3A5A47F4.jpg (12KB, 300x200px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 300x200px

Zero

Blox blox

7

That was over 2 years ago. I'm 19 and haven't so much as hugged a girl since :(

Why do I have to be so clingy, she was perfect bros

>>35948982
26yo, level 9 - hug. But only because where I live hug is a normal greeting (and a kiss on the cheeks, for that matter). But it was never a "romantic" hug.
When it comes to touch, aside from hugs, I have been touched by girls a few times in my life (most joking touches, again nothing serious) but I never really touched them.

File: 1481353742502.jpg (10KB, 234x250px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 234x250px

>>35949016
dam bro I think you're the god of this thread

>>35948982

>tfw 7

Only because I turned around when she went to kiss me on the cheek.

Feelsbadman.

>tfw 12
>21 yo

ANYONE ELSE KNOWS THAT FEEL ON THIS BOARD?

So I'm on step 4. I'm so close yet so far from being a normie. Pls help

I've done it all HAHAHAHA

Haven't done anything intimate in the last 2+ years tho.

1
could have been 0 but didnt want to lose my virginity

File: wojak2.png (10KB, 640x708px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 640x708px

>>35948982
Step number 0

File: jack contemplating suicide.jpg (102KB, 600x471px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 600x471px

>>35948982
9
guess I sure showed you hugless dudes huh
t25 kv

Soon to be 23 and about 8/7 am I lost?

>>35948982
was at 3 with two different stacies at the same time. decided to give it up all because i aint showing my 13cm destroyer to anyone

>>35948982
What do you get for Oral Sex - given?

>>35949294
I'd say you're lost

Oh my god you disgusting little shits.

You just want to use a girl for sex don't you.

No wonder you don't have a gf.

File: 1491051842465.png (36KB, 778x512px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 778x512px

23 year old 9
Can I go to normieville now?

>>35949443
yeah, 'cause girls seek the platonic company that men offer them in a very abstract and philosophical way

>>35949443
Excuse me, it appears you are lost, let me help you get back to >>>facebook

>>35949016
Me too, 25 yo.

File: 1444260949562.gif (890KB, 305x320px) Image search: [Google]

890KB, 305x320px

>>35948982
>tfw 8 eversince primary school
im 24 atm

>>35949516
How do you look? I'm genuinely curious.

Are you fat? Ugly?

>>35949400
I forgot to say that I look young of my age and that the reason for it is mostly due to isolation.

Why is it so hard for robots to get pussy?

>>35949178
you are not alone

oririri

Level 10.
>23 year old

I want to die.

>>35948982
Do strippers count? I made it to level 3 with them (obviously skipping levels 4-9 in the process).

Non-strippers? Made it to level 9.

I kissed a pretty girl's cheek but haven't been kissed myself

Does this count?

Were you all kissed?

>>35949543
why is it not hard for normies who aren't chad?

>>35949537
6'2, 180 lbs., Spanish/German ancestry, brown hair. I'm also gay but I'm at a 11 with men too. Maybe they hear my Spanish last name and they get all werid.

>>35948982
1
Going to become 0 later today

File: 1470235741038.jpg (21KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 800x800px

9

i only ever get pity hugs

if someone could just murder me on the way to work tomorrow that would be outstanding

File: Untitled.png (57KB, 581x563px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 581x563px

18

got to level 0 at 16
She forced me.
kek

>>35949697

Fuck off normie cunt dick.

>>35949593
how do you define normie? how do you define chad?
I may be step 0 but I assume there are 20 things you might classify me as before "chad" or "normie" for that matter

>>35949801
A normie is pretty much just your average guy while a chad is the toppest tier guy in terms of looks, charisma and having your life together, can also be highly intelligent but that is optional

>>35949943
yeah but being a step 0-er I am also a manlet and x,y,z. At an eye's glance I sincerely doubt you would look at me like a normie.. I would appear to you as a familiar face

>>35949801
had sex = chad

How is it possible to be at the first step? You went to school were you talked to girls at least once right?

>>35948982
9
The higher the better, r-right?

File: 1488884409907.jpg (46KB, 470x626px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 470x626px

>>35950008
Newfag detected, you know you are supposed to lurk for a while before you post, right?

>>35950008
see that kind of thinking will keep you at level whatever you are at forever, might as well give up now.

you seen the memes about my 600lb life right? even a few of those swine have reproduced which means they had sex. are you saying that 600lb lifers the scourge of humanity are CHAD? lol okay

I got to a 6 one time

File: 1490544130975.jpg (54KB, 540x472px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 540x472px

>>35950074
>tfw 600lb scourge of humanity has higher sexual market value than you do

>>35950047
>>35950074
you know it's true

was kissed = normalfag

there are no cyborgs also, cyborg is another word for normalfag

>>35950126
I am a chad because my p was in a v and left some c?
I seriously doubt that but thanks I guess

>>35950126
You are probably also that turboautist that complains when people use the word "normie" instead of "normalfag" and about "redditspacing"

>>35948982
wizard stuck at 8 reportan

File: 1463171342845.gif (711KB, 200x331px) Image search: [Google]

711KB, 200x331px

ELLLLEEEEVVVVVEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (11)

>>35948982
literally -1

only because I've literally done every single thing that's on this chart, and I'm only a 20 year old 5'9 manlet.

>>35950166
shoo shooo whore

>>35950141
that wasn't a compliment, your kind isn't welcomed here
>>35950143


both of you gtfo

>>35950126
There are plenty of people here posting about how they have had the opportunity to kiss and don't do it because they're scared or something. It's not as simple as that

File: uglygod.jpg (17KB, 320x245px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 320x245px

>>35948982
20 y/o and a 9

who else /chadtier/ here?

File: tumblr_nsxowmFzib1udwanoo1_1280.jpg (103KB, 640x462px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 640x462px

>11
J-jj-j-jjj-u-uu-us-s-s-t kill me PLEASE

>>35950218
So you are, nobody likes you on here or fuIIchan, just so you know

>>35949016
how is it possible to have never touched a female ? you're living in quarantine or something ?
level 10, 27 yo

>>35950252
this is a board for comfy robot posting, you must be confused newfriend

>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

hug. still better than nothing. i also got kissed in the fourth grade, but that is another life.

File: 1488992020344.jpg (131KB, 548x634px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 548x634px

>>35950301
>he still believes everyone but him is a newfriend because even other autists find his autism annoying

I'm 29 and I still havent even made it to the first step.

File: overflowing joy.jpg (8KB, 290x320px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 290x320px

Oh god I've finally done it. I'm 28 and had sex for the first time 2 days ago. Getting a few drinks in and faking confidence works I guess.

>>35950294
I assume those refer to sexual encounters. I've never been sexually touched or even hugged.

>>35950390
reveal youir secrets please, I've literally got suicide plans

>>35948982
I was index 8 before my 18th birthday, 5 after. Never did anything afterwards ever again.

>>35950471
he literally said it on the post you dummy
>Getting a few drinks in and faking confidence

>>35950471
Kill yourself if you're that much of a faggot then.

>>35948982
0 now, still enough of a robot to have needed more steps than that

>>35948982
Oh yeah S E V E N

File: suicidalwojak.jpg (24KB, 385x387px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 385x387px

>>35950519
Shut the fuck up I'm 38, 5 foot and a depressed, familyless poorfag autistic uneducated khhv. You don't know what I've been through.

>>35948982
9
What is wrong with me?
Origi

>>35950450
that would be groping I think

>>35948982
1
I have gender dysphoria and don't want my dick to be touched

>>35950550
>wahh I can't get laid I'm gonna kill myself

DO IT
If that's your only goal in life you shouldn't be alive in the first place.

I have never huged neither touched a girl, but I have kissed one (not lips) because that is how we use to greet and say goodbye in my country.

What am I? I feel like a 9, not an 8

File: these feels are too good.png (98KB, 300x199px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 300x199px

>>35950471
I've been working on it for a couple of years.. Lost 100 lbs and I work out now - no one is going to confuse me for Arnold but I can take off my shirt on the beach without people puking. I also now dress normally (jeans, oxford shirts most of the time). Looking and feeling good will give you the seed of confidence you need to succeed. After that you need to fake the rest if you can.. I cant, not when I'm sober, so I had a couple of drinks.

It takes time, but I was a 280 lbs smelly fatmonster and I could anyone else can too.

>>35948982
Step 4, maybe could have gone to 1 if my sister wasn't in the same room

>>35950569
It's just the ghonorrea cherry on top of the shitpie of my life. In a way it's less painful to focus on this than on everything else in my life.

>>35950532
>0 now
>still enough of a robot

you had sex, normie?

>>35950595
The only reason you're depressed is because you're stuck in a victim complex.

Focus on shit you CAN change instead of shit you can't change.

>>35948982
step 4 a time when i was drunk
but havent kissed nor made out with anyone

File: 1480228530137.jpg (99KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 700x700px

>0
But only because I fucked a prostitute and that was the first and last time

>18 years old
>4

Still at 9 at 23 years old. Can't tell if it's because I'm autistic or because I'm ugly. I'm both but I don't know which is the bigger factor.

>>35948982
Level 12 and 13 should be
>Seen opposite gender
and
>Seen pictures of opposite gender

or to be more sensible
>Talked with opposite gender a few years ago

>>35949591
9 just because so many people hug to say hello and goodbye nowadays

>>35949016
I've only been on the receiving end so:
8 if being kissed on the cheek counts, 9 if /being hugged/ instead of hugging counts, 10 same thing, 11 otherwise.

>>35950771
How many other levels have you reached though?

>>35950995
it's probably the fact that you have the whole package to offer

>Tfw 9 on the frog scale

>11, barely
>21 yo

File: chip.jpg (28KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 1280x720px

>>35948982
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hahahahaha u fuggin nerd sockcuckas

>>35948982
0 here
originals etc.

>>35948982

Six for most of my life.

Now 0

>>35948982
wow, i climbed every step of that ladder exactly in that order

went from 11 to 1 with my first gf and sadly didn't get to 0 so had to get to 0 with the current waifu but i wuv her very much

>When you got your Mentos at 29

9 at 21 yo

>>35948982
7 @23yo

kissed some girl in a truth or dare in hs, when i was 15.

11 at 22 years old. I got hugged once, but I think the girl who did legit thought I was retarded because she was all "aww, ok!" despite us being the same age and not knowing each other very well.

0 im a girl and im 18 lmfao

>>35951829
as a girl the leveling work the other way. You're level 11 basically

>>35948982
I'm on level 0 my fellows

>>35948982
1
so close
orregano

File: pepe's wojak.png (573KB, 710x842px) Image search: [Google]

573KB, 710x842px

>>35948982
Fucking 11, goddammit

File: 61h6r2139uoy.jpg (25KB, 537x372px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 537x372px

Level 11 here. I'm gay though so it was with another guy.

>>35948982
-2
Had girl gag and handcuff herself
Also had a 3 way

>>35948982
0, was 18 back then, it was first time for both of us...good times

File: 1490744999548.jpg (102KB, 720x533px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 720x533px

>>35948982
6
But could have been 0

>>35952512
I meant level 0. I'm an unvirgin.

>>35948982
0

Had some BDSM sex with an escort and then banged a slut in the back of my car.

>>35951829
If you're attractive I'll fug you. No fatties, if you're chubby that's cool. Also no traps

I kind of a four a although it wasn't consensual

>>35949035
Same, secondary school spin the bottle..

I guess 7, but she didn't want it. Does that count?

>>35948982

I both given and received oral but I never came.
I also put my dick in her a little bit but it was hardly sex

I feel like I'm the weirdest sort of virgin there is. I've never came from any sort of sexual act, but I've done the actions needed to get there. So am I a virgin or not?

>9th grade lunch
>group of people playing cards close to me
>loser has to do whatever the others decide
>girl lost, is dared to kiss me on the cheek
>everyone goes eww

does that make me an 8 or still 11?

0

Because I did everything with my ex Chinese girlfriend.

>>35948982
>5
Thank god for drunk club sluts

File: 1479019452389.png (568KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 960x720px

I'd say I'm a 10.
Also normies get out reeee

>>35949212
try not to be weird or insecure :). If she says she wants it she probably does, no is trying to trick you anon ((you aren't that special))

File: FB_IMG_1484988091228.jpg (33KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 720x720px

ive had sex

dont judge me

>>35949697
Hmm. Anon you were raped.

File: fuck.jpg (64KB, 838x714px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 838x714px

>>35950579
how do you lose weight / go to the gym without wanting to kill yourself?

File: 1428258438213.jpg (8KB, 180x180px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 180x180px

former wizard, now 0

a 9. My life is a meme

File: 1440611426734.jpg (80KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 500x500px

>All these normies

GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE AND NEVER COME BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35948982
8, but only because we greet girls with a kiss in my country

>>35948982
11

At least im not 12.

File: 53f.jpg (27KB, 600x765px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x765px

>>35948982
>tfw 8 bc in france we say high by kissing on cheeks

>>35954186
Same (Italy).

>>35948982

4

>soo close yet so far

File: hey vsauce michael here.jpg (85KB, 1024x812px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1024x812px

I'm 19 and chubby and I'm at level 4, not bad, yah?

getting 7+ requires gf at some point
>tfwnogf

>>35950021

For these sort of things, family and women who have to talk to you like teachers don't count.

>>35949229
Faggot!!1!

0 but it just happened i didn't even know it was going to happen. it was almost tenish years ago.

File: 1490438573053.jpg (84KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 640x480px

>>35948982
9 and it's been maybe a year and half or two since

>>35948982
7


Original original pls original

>>35948982
I got non-consentually kissed on the cheek once by a girl. I'm a guy. I'd rather be at 11 because fuck people.

>>35948982
Level 2

I'll never feel any happier than that

>>35952528
Why didn't u close the deal?

0, but I'm still lonely and sad

0 ;_;

Fucking roastie whores, kill them pls

File: flat,800x800,075,f.jpg (33KB, 396x385px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 396x385px

>>35948982
Does my sister count? Originaal

>>35955036
>>35955047
I'm glad I'm not these fags!

File: 20528_1555308244737638_4727157754932867920_n.jpg (11KB, 320x317px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 320x317px

>>35948982
level 0. i come here bc yall boost my ego kek

File: 1485721027626.jpg (68KB, 720x510px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 720x510px

>tfw you'll never have full vaginal discourse

I'm at 0. Do I need to get off this board?

6 after last night, a girl came to me in the bar and we kissed with lips

>>35955099
>level 0. i come here bc yall boost my ego kek
Sure, buddy.

>>35955099
>level 0. i come here bc yall boost my ego kek
Sure, buddy. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

>>35948982
0 but I barely count it because she was fat as fuck and I could hardly penetrate. I mean technically I'm not a virgin but there wasn't much back and forth movement there because I couldn't quite get past the folds.

File: IMG_0615.png (128KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 600x400px

Level 4 baby.

Get on my level and go to a club. Kissing a drunk girl is easy if your desperate

It can get better my friends I promise, just keep positive, I was a level 9 and all of a sudden, out of absolutely nowhere a month later I'm a level 0. Life is very strange.

Wait, so are you a virgin if you have had oral sex?

>>35948982
Level 9 on the SFI.

>>35948982
Level 0. Have sex frequently with my gf. Fucked her ass, too.

>>35955036
no you are not. Stop deluding yourself, Chad. Go lift and be urself and fuck off my board

>>35955923
I haven't touched a woman in years

File: 1487458065242.png (25KB, 655x509px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 655x509px

>>35948982
Does touching the cashier's hand as I pay her count as 10?

>>35948982
Literally went from 10 to 0 in a year.

It can happen guys just hang in there.

File: 1480365966803.png (187KB, 361x441px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 361x441px

>>35948982
>tfw 7
>tfw I'll never get any higher
>tfw I'll die a virgin

File: 1485488778967.jpg (47KB, 475x413px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 475x413px

>>35948982
25yo m

Just jumped from an 8 to a 5 yesterday

I'm feeling mighty happy about myself. Just wanted to share that with y'all.

>>35956792
same bro ;_;7 we're all gonna make it

>>35948982
5, I got lucky when I was 14

>>35949016
27 here. Get on my level. original

>>35948982
huh that's new. I always thought that Pepe was called Pepe not sad frog. fucking normies

well into the negatives and i'm disgusted by that fact every day

File: 1489349029856.jpg (49KB, 374x358px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 374x358px

>>35948982
Why all the sadness in this thread?
Am I the only robot that refused any kind of relationship, touch, intimacy and so on...?
Am I the damaged robot here?

11 on that chart if you don't consider kid times (9 or 8 once)

>>35949129
this

but the majority of the hugs Ive gotten were from old women and middle school classmates that did it as a joke that I was never able to understand

File: 1467586289688.jpg (204KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 450x450px

>>35948982
I'm a 10, and I'm 20 years old.

My superior intelligence (IQ of 131) has wrought this.

0 because I put the work into get what I wanted them remembered women are all evil bitches and I shouldn't bother with them.

>>35957177
Your grammar checks out, you are nothing but a 0 on that chart
pathetic untermensch

File: hhaefasdfe.jpg (48KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 1024x576px

>>35948982
4 but it was with a bargirl so I paid for it by buying her beers, which was probably just water, to keep me company. If I ran out of money she'd find some other guy to do the same.
1 with a guy but no homotried 0 with a guy too but couldn't stay hard

>>35949102
Ugh same haven't lost her yet but I defneiently dont see it lasting im pretty clingy

>>35948982
Level 3, but interestingly enough, I skipped levels 8-5 with the exception of a few flukes including when I was in kindergarten and when I was like 12, but those hardly count.

It was probably a roastie desu.

5, and im 20 years old, only because i have a 4/10 female friend who likes me, and we make out but nothing more, she always leaves with blue balls, fuck her.

File: reaction.png (603KB, 907x646px) Image search: [Google]

603KB, 907x646px

>>35951349
FAWK YEAH i'm level -1 or sumtin

>Paid for 0

Does that count?

>>35957408
Exactly what you should do, m8.

Seriously though, ask to eat her out, and tell her there's no strings attached, then tell her "thank you" and jerk off later. Tell her you jerked off, keep doing this over and over, and after the first few times, she'll probably fuck you.

>>35957410
Level 0 is the max dipshit you either made it to sex or you didnt, if you had anal it just means she cucked you for jesus's big black dick

>>35957479
Hey, cuntface? IT'S A FUCKING JOKE BASED OFF OF THE CHARACTER HE WAS REFERENCING!!!!

Fucking idiot, you really think I'm being serious?

>>35957497
I dont watch shitty normie shows, my bad

File: dfaegheafd.jpg (25KB, 306x430px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 306x430px

>it's an april's fool thread to make robots call themselves 9's and 10's

File: VjeygsN.jpg (86KB, 720x652px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 720x652px

>>35948982
>tfw everyone but you is higher than 11.

11 - please give me one reason not to just end it all

>>35957517
Not a TV show, actually. An old radio show, moved to satellite radio, and then disbanded, one of the guys that was on the show did a few characters, one being a pedophile, one being Chip, who was arrogant and liked to say things that would make it seem like he was basically a Chad, when in reality his mother got fucked by black guys on the daily, and his father was in jail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CWuVceGkUc

>>35948982
0, but its been 16 years

File: 1480385165276.jpg (587KB, 924x900px) Image search: [Google]

587KB, 924x900px

>>35948982
>9
Ascension to demonlord WHEN?

Lvl 9 Low Level Dueler status. Hostile me

Everything to 8 (8 because of bottle spin), then I skipped the rest and went right ahead to 4.

>>35948982
I know it's a bitch way out, but I got fed up with never having contact with a woman before, so I saved up $300 for a high-class escort to fulfill my k-pop fantasy for two hours.

Totally worth it, she spoke flawless English and was very understanding of my inexperience. She was beautiful, had a knock-out figure, and very sensual. She taught me how to kiss, how to hug and hold and disrobe a woman, and then we had all the amazing sex I'd been missing out on all my life.

Seriously robots, if you're on the fence about hookers, I'd highly suggest saving up for a while and getting a quality girl off aampmaps.com or someplace like that.

I'm not even on the staircase

>>35948982
>9
If you have ever kissed a girl who is not related to you for any reason, you are a fucking normie. Get the fuck out of here you ass dusting, Big Bang Theory watching, girl kissing chucklefucks.

File: 1491086298675s.jpg (8KB, 213x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 213x250px

>>35948982

Tfw im only at a damn 9

I sucked a dick once but don't have 2 to 10, what does that make me?

>>35958291
A faggot

Very originaly

>>35948982

The n1 reason why you guys dont had any contact with girls before is because most of you dont approach/initiate/demonstrate interest to begin with, life is not a disney movie, it wont "just happen" unless you force it to.

I'm pretty sure most of you are average at worst and just want to blame all in something you tell yourself is out of your control, stop being delusional

>>35958502
Joke's on you, i'm literally retarded and way below average looks wise too.

>>35958502
I've approached a shitload of girls, but out of the three that I had a thing with, two of them approached me in the first place.

Obviously I had to do some work for things to happen but it was mostly them being interested in me in the first place regardless of my behavior.

11

28yo khhv with social anxiety disorder

>>35948982
Im number 1

10
It was on shoulder and arm

I'm 24.

>>35948982
2

Very awkwardly fingered a girl once when I was 18. First and last sexual experience.

1, gave a guy a blowjob at 16. I never talked to him afterwards bc I felt guilty for cheating on my long distance boyfriend

File: all smiles.jpg (55KB, 503x518px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 503x518px

>>35948982
>Tfw 1, and am pretty close to losing the Big V
>18
Once I do it ill leave /r9k/ for good though

>tfw level 9 and it was from a friend I hadn't seen in a while

File: 1489509304207.png (173KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 600x338px

8, and it was only on the last day of middle school and I was going to a different high school than everyone else. Some grills who I sat with the year before hugged me

File: IMG_1625.png (122KB, 528x321px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 528x321px

>>35961389
Shit, I meant 9

File: 1480154550464.png (192KB, 711x633px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 711x633px

>>35948982
6 at 12 years old girl had daddy issues

does that count now that I'm 19 and never had that chance again?

0 but the memories make me extremely sad and its been like 2 years. I really miss her

>>35961472
>Boo hoo, I've been TWO YEARS without sex
Do you realize how fucking stupid you sound, normalfag? Fuck off from this board.

>>35948982
20-year-old
>5

Am I normie because in high school a very trashy classmate invited me to make out in the bathroom?

I haven't touched any other girl since.

File: 1481447718887.png (240KB, 720x486px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 720x486px

>>35957629
invalid, if you stay celibate for over 7 years you're technically a virgin again

>>35948982
I had sex with a prostitute but I've never kissed a girl before... where am I?

File: 1490720043192.jpg (53KB, 945x945px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 945x945px

I'm a 9 if my cousin counts

If not then I'm an 11

>>35948982
4
I am 18, I think I'll make it out alright

>>35962668
At zero you just skipped steps. Doesn't make you a normie though.

btw my captcha is reserved hooker. Thought it was funny.

File: 2f7.jpg (28KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 601x508px

9

tfw you want to kys but you're too afraid of fucking it up so you just try your best to cope

>>35962733
I was at 4 when I was 18 and now, at 20, I'm at 0. We're all gonna make it, anon.

File: 1490018383160.jpg (59KB, 577x575px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 577x575px

level 10

it will never, ever get better

>>35962770
I almost never hear that on r9k, thank you friend <3

I hit 3 this friday

Had this chick stroke my cock for 2 hours whilst she let me touch her bare and go under her clothes.

I am hopefully go to 0 in a few weeks

>>35963058
Very cool
How old are you?

rolling dude. I guess

>>35948982
tfw a month ago, i was a kissless virgin, but all of that changed when i met a qt /pol/ girl who likes dominating qt small submissive boys like me

now, i'm at the top of the staircase. feelsgood

7

32 years old. Kek.

>>35948982
Done everything on the staircase except kiss.

10, and I'm 20 years old hahahahaahahahahaha

File: 9..png (226KB, 880x882px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 880x882px

>>35948982
Level 9. She had gigantic tits though

>>35948982
20yo @ level 9
Never gonna move up from there since even just hugging is a terrible experience and I'd rather not have worse ones.

>>35963472
Damn, what's your story? Does it look like you'll get any higher any time soon?

>>35948982
4 I wanna kill mysel
Oreganollliii

File: borntofeel3.jpg (5KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 205x246px

>>35948982
I had one shot

ONE SHOT

and it was with a cute girl. I got to level 1 but failed to have sex because I'm so much of a cuck I could only stay hard while I was eating her out, also my 6" girth was too much for her mouth and I got lots of teeth on my semi-hardon

>>35963620

Shyness and I wasted my few opportunities because I can be an autistic fuckwit.

I have no idea if I'll get any higher without paying for it. Tinder's been a bust for me and I'm not really meeting anyone new since I just go to work and then back to my apartment. Even if I did find someone, once she finds out I'm a virgin in my 30s, I think there's a good chance she won't want anything to do with me.

Idk, I'm about ready to give up. Seems like I'm too far behind to ever catch up.

File: theband.jpg (137KB, 1026x562px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1026x562px

24 year old lvl 7

only cuz I paid a girl 20 bucks to kiss me when I was 16

I regret it just for how pathetic it was.

Does 4 count only if it was consensual

im a 9 lol. 2 of my closest friends back in highschool hugged me once

File: 1357595467077.jpg (24KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 400x400px

>tfw when 0

>>35963872
If you've at least had opportunities I think you have a chance of having more in the future.

In my experience being an autistic fuckwit changes with time or alcohol, I think you can use that to your advantage.

File: 1484413171471.png (152KB, 340x338px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 340x338px

>>35948982
9 desu senpai. I'm also 19 going on 20 in like 5 months, my nigga

>>35948982
when I was 17 I was at level 1
25 now and haven't been past level 9 in over 5 years

>>35948982
0, obviously!
Damn, really thought that'd be original.

Does accidently touching their foot under the table count for 10?

>>35948982
>What level are you?
10

I'm 23 years old.

Ya'll act like losing your virginity is winning the game of life. Your life aint gonna get any better once you have fucking sex unless you can maintain a healthy relationship and financial stability and shit.
And you can have all that and lose it. How about falling back down that fucking staircase and looking back at what you had. Worse than fucking not getting it.

>>35965405
>e aint gonna get any better once you have fucking sex unless you can maintain a healthy relationship and financial stability and shit.


I WANT MY MONEY BACKKKKKk
FUCK THIS BOARD
SO OVERRATED!!!
JUST WAIT TILL THE DIVORCES!!!

>>35948982
6, she kissed me literaly just because, i didn't know her btw
ignoring that fact, i would be 9 cause my sister hugs me sometimes

File: 1491110964088.png (108KB, 630x686px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 630x686px

>>35948982
She hugged me as a joke but it still counts.
>9

>>35949504
>REEEEEEE normies just want to fuck
>REEEEEEE only normies want love over sex

Why is this board so inconsistent?

>>35966136
Because this board is shit, since its users are shit.
tfw I'm better than these fucking spergs, but still much below the worst of normies

Zero. Had oral sex a dozen times by the same girl (didn't feel that great) and once had sex.

I didn't feel any different afterwards. The sex was awful. So I guess three?

I would take all back if I could.

>>35949225
Same. I miss my ex.

>>35949327
What was the real reason?

>>35951829
Well done on achieving nothing. This is like an animal saying it ate food off the floor, it's fucking expected

>>35948982
5. Not sure if counts as 4 because I remember a time with me ex when we got really into it when we kissed and I remember sliding my hand over her butt-cheeks so 5 or 4.

I'm 20

11 im 26
Im giving up
Maybe ill try >>>/soc/ see if i can find a neet girl

>>35948982
tfw jumped from 10 to 1

10, touched a girl's hand. It was on purpose too.

>>35948982
Level 0 I guess, but only because she stuck it in when I wasn't looking

File: 1456195755348.jpg (108KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 800x800px

>4

I was 12 tho so it doesn't count

Level 4 is literal hell.

>>35948982
1. I don't like to count time time I fucked a trap as sex, it made me feel disgusted after.

>be me, 17
>first GF ever
>so happy to be with her
>her mom is an idiot and makes her feel like shit all the time, gets drunk, fights with her
>house is really small so there's nowhere to go away with her after the shouting happens, and she can never leave the house because of her
>gf is crying but I don't know how to help
>cant even try to comfort her and just stand there not knowing what to do
>those moments happen a few times
>still am madly in love with her, try to see her as much as possible and cant go a second without thinking about seeing here and holding her in my arms
>relationship lasts for 9 months
>one day I go over
>mom goes to store, we're alone
>sexual urges intensify
>I get head for the very first time
>best thing in the fucking world
>cum
>we're both laughing
>brother comes to pick me up (She lives in a town 15-20 minutes outside my hometown)
>hes waiting and I had just came
>clean up quick
>still laughing
>get into car, laughing still
>raging desire for sex the days after

little did I know that was the last time i'd see her. her mom broke us up and I wasn't allowed to go back.

>months go by
>still really fucking sad about the whole thing
>she ends up dating someone else and I feel like I can't let that happen
>she tries to comfort me by acting like we're still together
>it works for a while until I get too entranced by it and she has to tell me its not true
>cry about it
>months go on
>ex ends up turning into a tumblrite "gender fluid" "boy"
>starts acting like a sjw tumblr feminist whore
>constantly changing personas to make new friends
>makes friends with thots that listen to trap and smoke weed, fuck, and drink
>shes turned into something completely different from when I was with her
>calls herself a different name now, doesn't answer to her real name
>the girl I once knew is now lost in the past

she gave me this during our first month.

>>35948982
>8
By my own efforts!

File: memories.jpg (41KB, 601x960px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 601x960px

>>35967464
oh shit, forgot to attach. here's that thing she gave me.

File: 1486650549877.jpg (13KB, 240x250px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 240x250px

>Level 4

originalio

>>35966218
not only i got bored of them they had no personalities at all but also i want to preserve my v card for wizardry or for someone special. fuck thots