/britfeel/

First for B & M: Big Brands, Big Savings

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managed to only sleep 11hours and managed to watched half a movie yesterday, maybe i'll finish it today.

feel stiff as fuck and aching from running yesterday though, will try some bodyweight excercises later but I'm sure it'll go bad

Hope a nuke lands on my big fucking head

Any robots at Sheffield uni. I have an unconditional to study comp sci next year and i need robot friends!

>>35924572
Anyone else being paid to shitpost? It's a good feel but my contract ends in 2 weeks then I'm on the NEET train. Any advice to stop me going insane lads?

>>35924638
Come to Liverpool there's two of us here already

>>35924663
Being paid to shit post? What you talking about lad. Are you playing pretend or working for the mi5? And why would you disclose this info if you do get paid

>>35924663
Try to keep a good sleep pattern at least. Being awake of a night will only quicken your inevitable descent into madness

>>35924692
I never really looked into Liverpool isnt it full of crime?

>>35924694
Not literally my job to shitpost, just browsing at work waiting to clock off cos there's nothing left to do.

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>You will never be so broken you turn to cock because of not having a gf
>you will never be a little dress wearing sissyboi

>>35924713
Nah lad same as any city there are shit chav areas to avoid and nice middle class areas with comfy parks

>>35924734
>tfw this is happening to me
>want to buy girls clothes but still live with parents so its hard

>>35924611
The one in my town closed about a year after opening.

>>35924757
Must be a good town then

>>35924757
The town in my country closed about a month ago

>>35924692
Make that 3 unless for some reason you counted me.

>>35924806
Make that 4. Although I don't know if you're counting me

>>35924713
I'm from Liverpool but I i go to edge hill.

The city centre is fine as of a day. Can get a bit rough of a night if you go out on your own but i somshow doubt you will be going clubbing on your own

The working class areas can be God awful, especially if you're a soft lad. The middle class areas are decent. I personally live in a shitty working class area.

Tbh, you are not seeing the real Liverpool until you see the working class areas. Town is too multicultural.

>>35924824
Liverpool clearly a prime robotic town

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>new credit card comes
>security code is the same number four times in a row

>>35924836
Where do you live lad?
Aigburth here but have to go to Walton/ Anfield for work and would agree they are the more stereotypical scouse areas.

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>31/03/17
Dear oh dear, wheres it all going lads? Our time is running out!

>>35924898
>under a month till im 26

kill me

>>35924922
blimey lad, i turn 26 this year as well

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>>35924898
>have barely done anything all year

i've probably been asleep longer than awake in 2017, end it all, feels like a repeat of last year and the year before and the year before that.

>>35924898
Good. With any luck we'll be dead soon

>>35924922
>>35924956
Same but in November for me, feels terrible. I feel like a manchild for not having my own place, a gf and maybe even a babby by now.

>only 15:30

I refuse to believe there is another 1 and a half hours of this shit. And as soon as I blink away from work I'll be back here on money.

>>35924876
Netherton here. All the lads here seem to be getting ketwigs. It's pretty funny.

>>35924986
iktf lad, feels like i've wasted my best years. my body is also starting to fall apart

>>35924997
What are you saying about me lad

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>>35925043
>Struggled through my best years to get the career I wanted
>Now realising that I should not only have toiled away working but i should have secured a roastie in that time too and have a family by now
Just fucking kill me already

>>35924997
Let wig is defs replacing north face as the scal uniform. Whatever happened to Nike air max too?

>>35925120
Ket*

>>35924997
>>35925134
>google ketwig
>Their long hair is a "ket wig", a term that emerged from the notion that they buy drugs, rather than haircuts.
kek, proper twats

>feel no motivation to do anything because everything seems boring
>have to suffer through this for 4 days until Persona 5

fucking hurry up and release you cunt

>>35925120
God knows lad. Their lack of awareness is astounding. I don't know how anyone could think a ket wig looks good.

>>35925156
Honestly, this is why I reckon Liverpool is a breeding ground for robots.

So that's why so many bin dippers have jewfros.

>>35925285
nigger genes

Browsing the internet is going to be insufferable tomorrow.

>>35925303
urgh you're right april fools jokes are just far too obvious these days

any of you lads want to recommend a movie to watch? i watched harry brown because some of you kept mentioning it the other day and it was decent

>>35925303
Everyone thinks they're a comedian

They're never funny.

Ever

>>35925375
The warriors.

Originally

What are we listening to eh lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

>>35925375
High Rise
Tony
Sightseers

>>35925043
I'm turning 27 this autumn. Look in my 30s though.
Definitely past it now. Downhill every physical way. Feel like my dick is smaller and weaker even.
Still feel like a teen :(

As a response to the question:
>what do you do with your time if you only work once a week?
I repost this from the now-defunct thread:
>When in the right state of mind I work out at the gym. I do a lot of cooking, just as a pass-time more than anything. Mostly I browse this board and play Dark Souls. Beyond that, I have therapy once a week. Somehow nothing seems to happen and yet the time gets away from me faster than I can use it productively. Then where I can I get drunk out of my mind once a week.

>>35925375
Cube.
Trust me.

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How would the world react if someone had superpowers?

Imagine someone like Hancock or Magneto showed up tomorrow.

Would people go mental? What would happen?

>>35924968
God I want to succ and squeeze on those tiddies

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Daaily doset

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>amazon says my package is out for delivery
>4:30 and still nothing
I'm losing it lads, I spent a fair chunk on this new monitor and its making me nervous I wont get it.

>>35925648
Good question lad. I reckon the media would try treating him like a buy product and they would try to make money off him or her anyway they could. The government would probs try exploiting the super hero for political reasons and would also be terrified of the super humans using its power to set up a coupe. Masses would probably become obsessed, some would worship him, most would adore and i think a minority would take a lex Luther stand point.

>>35925648
source pls wtferino

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>>35924898
>tfw realizing that I've been an alcoholic NEET for 5 years now and have done absolutely nothing constructive in that time
>Even if I did get a job at this point I'd have to explain 5 years of nothing

I've given up desu.

>>35925745
Here ya go pal.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cmN0Gl3Y-Ec

>>35925732
Kek this happened to me once

>don't receive a package on the day I'm meant to despite it saying delivered
>call up UPS and they check it out
>fucking dumb retards delivered it about 2 streets down to some random chavvy woman
>UPS go back to the house a day later to get my item
>she doesn't give it up because apparently it's her property if she got it delivered to her
>fuck this shit, call the police
>they go their straight away and her stance instantly changes
>I get my PS4 and these dumb cunts get a caution for impersonating another person for gain

All was well in the end, but if it still says out for delivery I wouldn't worry, I've had packages turn up at 8pm some days

>>35925772
>I used to sell stuff on ebay
>I freelanced

They aren't going to bother checking up

>>35925743
Would the paparazzi bother him? I imagine they would untill the guy would flip out at them. They wouldn't follow him after that.

>>35925817
What an absolute cunt of a woman, glad you won your right to get your item.

If they turn up around 8 though then i'll be fine with it, i'm just used past deliveries getting here around 12-2pm so i've just been peeking out the window hoping the delivery guy will show up.

>>35925919
If it's a monitor it's probably too big for the royal mail and they got a proper courier which can deliver at any time

>>35925882
I imagine so. There would be a lot of money for a good pic of him.

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Any scotts in here


>tfw have to deal with the cringe worthy referendum shite again and everything that comes with it

I just want to live in a comfy neet cave in the highlands somewhere and never come out

Got my first weekend shift tonight at Wetherspoons.
Dreading it being packed and having to make cocktails and shit for drunk chavvy women. No idea how they are done tbqh.

>>35925732
\I've had them delivered as late as 8pm these days

>>35925957
im sorry lad, all this politics, they'll be coming for our tendies next

>>35925732
if its delivered by amazon logistics, be alert up till around 9pm

>>35925957
aye independance twats dont know the meaning they just want to change masters.

I believe scotland would be in the shitter if we left the uk and tried to join the eu (many have already made negative claims like back of the line) or I fear the eu will take the oil, plus I dont see how or why we would keep the pound if we left and joined europe

plus I like subsidised uni thank you based england for the money and allowing us to use it as we wish

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>>35926021
>tfw want independence from both EU and England
>lefties have hijacked independence and brit/pol/ thinks scotland is cucked now
>just wanted to be a comfy all white nationalist norway with oil gibs
>people think scotland is subsidized
>london is the only area in the uk that isn't subsidized
>we were oil kangz n sheeit just a few years ago

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>>35925932
>>35925980
>>35926016
Turns out next door were holding onto it because apparently I wasn't in, looked like the doorbell was fucked without me knowing and the guy didn't think to knock. Luckily the bloke next door was happy to give me a hand shuffling it over.

>>35926089
>independence from both EU and England
fucking scotcucks, with muh Independence! 50% of the last 4 prime minsters were Scottish, Scotland has disproportionate amount of mps compared to the population, scotish mps have rights english ones don't. scotland is literally cucking england you ungrateful haggis

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>tfw some roastie in front of me in the queue at the shop dropped her box of salad and all the fancy vegetables and sauce went all over the floor

Small wins lads, small wins.

>>35926276
People dropping food makes me sad

>>35926276
>fancy vegetables

This is how i know you're a fat lad.

>>35926089
>just wanted to be a comfy all white nationalist norway

You've got to be completely ignorant of the state of Scottish politics to think that's even remotely possible.

>people think scotland is subsidized
>london is the only area in the uk that isn't subsidized

So Scotland is subsidised is what you're saying?

Honestly, if you want a comfy white nationalist state, you have a much better chance by staying in the UK rather than giving absolute power to the hugely left wing Scottish parliament.

>>35926294
Imagine being down on your luck and scraping together money to buy a McD's only to drop it. That would be soul destroying

>>35926089
arent oil prices at a low atm?
what other exports do we have?

would/should we keep the pound

genuinely interested because as you have said the topic has been hijacked

>>35926276
did she bend over and give you a good view?

>>35926347
Smart NEETs know about the 3 second rule

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>>35926089
>brit/pol/ thinks scotland is cucked now

Because it is. Scottish 'identity' is solely based on hate for the English.

Scottish culture and ethnicity (post industrial revolution) is completely identical to English culture and ethnicity.

Scotland doesn't exist. They have a flag and a national anthem and that's about it.

You're British, get over it. I'm sick of people that think talking funny and having a flag is a 'culture'

was gonna do a pistol only run of MGSV then i remembered it's shit.

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Fucking hate normies lad why are they so materialistic

>have a Nexus 6P
>everyone always asks if it's the new iPhone
>look at me weird when I say no it's the Google Nexus 6p
>one girl today tells me I should get an iPhone

Ffs lad, it really put me off buying pic related because it's an obscure chink brand and only 80 quid. I reckon I'll get bullied tbqh

>>35926387
well thats just a big fat lie that makes baby jesus cry isn't it lad

Just been upped to 150mg of venaflaxine from 75mg. Heres hoping this gets me out of this 2 year long shitstorm. Wish me luck lads.

>>35926407
do what you want to do lad, people will judge regardless

>>35926423
MGSV was the first time I've played a MGS.

I can't stand the fact that it tries to be serious and realistic, then out of nowhere there's a bunch of robot aliens of some shit.

Literally written by a 3 year old.

>>35926407
People like her are why idiots are in so much debt

>>35926407
you're in talking range of normies and you have a smartphone less than a year old?

do you even know where you are right now?

>>35926423
yh mate it's really fun driving a humvee around and every 5 seconds coming across some shitty checkpoint with 5 shitters who wont even be alerted if i just sprint full speed at them and punch them in the fucking face.

Shitt forced action sections and gay missions like "Blow up all the vehicles" are really fun and stealthy too.

I also enjoy 5 minutes of unskippable chopper rides every mission.

>>35926407
Most people are dumb and settle for the familiar and relatable.

Just as Mr Plinkett says.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMmZq0rTpA0

>>35926407
ignore them lad,it's just a materialistic point of view

as long as you are an informed buyer and think it is the right choice for you(based on different factors)

then who cares what a normie thinks?

please dont say your a beta the bows down to normie peer pressure lad you are better than that

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>Still on MDMA comedown after a week

wtf lads?

>>35926469
It's nearly 2 years old at this point

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This is probably the most popular excuse that perma-NEET's use when describing why they haven't bothered with trying to find a job. Just lie on your resume, EVERYONE does it.

>>35926526
Eat some bananas.

>>35926558
A dog hiding in grass is the most popular excuse? I've never heard of that one lad

>>35926558
>resume
get out

>>35926577
All of the normies know what I'm talking about lad. The smaller the dog, the worse it gets

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>>35926578
I-I mean CV

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>>35926386
This is exactly what I'm talking about


thisisorginalgle

>>35926559
I'm taking pure 5htp instead

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>i have now just realized that a bus ride from manchester to london only costs 6 quid (granted its 5 hours, but the bus is comfy for non-fatfucks like me)

Ok, that means I can actually attend some nice anime or gaming conventions in london, but I can't seem to find any outside MCM which is already massive enough as it is in manchester.

I could go to hyper japan but its literally 2 weeks before MCM, I might fatigue myself out.

>>35926625
ive been to both for a laugh and they are shite.

MCM is better but it's still just a giant room with merchtables full of overpiced shite. They have actual guests and stuff though.

Hyperjapan was 20 minutes on a bus for me and i thought it were shit. I'm not a weeb though,

>>35926337
>if you want a comfy white nationalist state, you have a much better chance by staying in the UK


>implying the whole of westminster isn't left wing as fuck

>implying England is fucking full of niggers
>literally 3 million niggers in london alone

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somethings in my eye and i cant get it out

>>35926625
Most conventions are glorified carboot sale for anime shit most of it overcharged

also shit if you go alone and dont intend to meet anyone i m o

its /fridaynight/ lads
what are you listening to?

kicking it off with a '96 classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

>>35926711
>nigger shit

get out of the thread

>>35926711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn244U2fRKQ

no bully lads

Back home from uni for the first time in like two months, made my parents get a Chinese takeaway oh lads this is the life

>salt and pepper chips GOAT

>>35926711
ey i love that song

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>>35926660

yeah no shit you wouldnt like it.

If I went to some faggy star wars or MLP or just any western film/comic convention I'd leave within the first 3 mins.

>>35926660

MCM was pretty nice, who the fuck cares about "guests" and other shit like that outside of super normies into capeshit anyway?

>>35926707

The japanese food stalls are great, plus the alpaca merch.

Also if you're not cosplaying then you are 100% gonna have a shit time cause nobody will want to interact with you.

>>35926835
>diet pepsi

lmao

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>>35926625
>6 quid

Fucking ripoff lad

>>35926932

>arrives 11pm

its cheap cause tyrone and sahil will stab you and steal your organs and possessions the moment you leave the station.

>>35926687
it gn now
>>35926711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_CZqaDlq6A
based kodak blessed us today

https://youtu.be/xy4FXhkm6Nw

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>Have qt nurse gf
>Unconditional offer to very competitive masters course starting this September
>Just finished applying for internships
>Have a chill job
>Good weed dealer

How long can this ride last lads

>>35927074
i hope it keeps goin for you lad. fingers crossed this is a life long ride

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>>35924572
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>20 year old man comes into the surgery
>Has been wearing glasses for years
>People keep calling him "Johnny 4 eyes"
>Wants me to give him laser eye surgery
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35927056
good taste lad. i fucking love this un
https://youtu.be/wck6YaZytmM

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>>35927074

> nurse gal

She may be YOUR gal. But she's EVERYONE'S pal!

Nurses are always fucking the senior doctors before and after surgery, sometimes during too.

>>35927160
Yes I hope so too

>>35927229
I have a very large cock, I honestly doubt many guys could actually satisfy her now

>>35927229
You've been reading too many doujins lad

I don't have a healthy and active sex life by any means, but I'm glad I get the occasional shag so I don't turn into one of you prison benders

>>35926711
here's another 96 clasdic for ya lad
https://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o

>>35927296

> i'm a normie, could you show me the door?

Ok, fuck right off you utter bender.

>we'll get back to you on Friday to tell you if you were successful or not
>still no email

not sure if this means I've got the job or not lads

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>Last episode for a chinese cartoon you really enjoy is downloading

it's a split kind of emotion lads

>>35927331
Check the junk mail lad

>>35927327

Jealous of the fact I have sex from time to time?

>>35927287

That's nice.
But you aren't able to ram her in the surgery or are you?

If not, she's defo shaggin' another doctor.

>>35927288

I don't read those.
I worked at a hospital once. You would not believe the amount of shagging that went on.

Even the married desk ladies that just answer calls and talk to patients were getting the dick big time.

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>>35927296
is a roastie rly better than a qt boy. like rly tho. like theyre called roasties for a reason anonoymous. boy love was the highest love until the hebrews started their weird lil cult.

>>35927349
whatchinese cartoon lad

>>35927351
Been checking all day, the application on the site still says in progress as well. There's 5-8 positions between 18 people so I think I have a good chance

>>35927357

To be honest, I'd take "being in the company of someone who give a modicum of a fuck about me" over sex right now.

If you have that, then yes, I'm jealous.

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>>35927360
desu she sounds like she needs some kind of surgery after we're done shagging

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>>35927389
duck tails

>>35927374

I'd take the most battered, stretched roastie of all, over a feces filled anus.

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>months ago had to choose between two gigs that were on the same night
>the one I bought tickets has just been postponed because of illness, the other sold out months ago

Guess I'm spending my night on /britfeel/ instead

Does anyone else here prefer normies to robots?

I love the fact that britfeel is a nice little island where normal people can chat, fenced off from the rest of this board.

>>35927308
kinda depressing its that old lad

>>35927014
prob be giving this a listen, have a love/htae relationship w/ kodak

>>35926796
not bad lad

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How is t pub coming along? It's a bit small to include all the suggested features i think
Must have comfy fire n beer garden.

>>35927457
/britfeel/ is the perfect cyborg place tbqh

>can talk about normie aspects of life like cheeky pints down the pub with the lads and how much I hate my job
>can also talk about the crippling self loathing that plagues me and how I drown my pain in cheap offie spirits

>>35927457
i feel theres a good mix here of robots normies and cyborgs

>>35927517
I dunno lad
I got called a normie for going out for a run at a time and location that would avoid people, despite being a kv, neet, friendless and covered in acne

beat my personal best but been feeling like shit all day with the shits and vomitting

tldr people have different views of normie, for some leaving the house makes you one

>>35927287
how big lad? show us a pic of your gf.

>>35927457
i dont get why you'd just not go to /brit/ if you wanted normies

>>35927439
you sound like you have a bad diet. do you leave a lot behind when you wipe? obviously you shit from ur anus but its not 'feces filled'. thats why you have a colon. stank ass. enjoy ur meaty smeg flaps.
>>35927492
hes self aware ppl hate just bc they dont get him. hes a good af songwriter.

Lads if you saw someone being beaten/raped/harassed whatever in the street would you step in? I really doubt I would, unless I knew the person of course, but why would I risk my life for a complete stranger? Or be charged with assault for attacking the attacker, sort of like how people who attack a person robbing their home get charged. Seems a bit risky just for some sort of moral standing

>>35927615

I reported someone getting raped in the street 2 days ago. I didn't intervene directly, but phoned the police and they arrived while it was still in progress.

>>35927615
I'd phone the police and try and get as much detail as possible for a statement, but no way am I directly intervening

>>35927074
>Good weed dealer
Wont be long till you throw it all away you druggie

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Holy fuck that dartboard is above a couch FFS someone's going to get hurt don't let that Muppet designer near any darts he'll kill us all

Fugg let me do it i was doing it in the first place
Don't mind working together desu

>>35924572
>birthday is april 1st
>turning 23

im starting to realize it doesnt get any better after 21

>>35927714
wait until you hit 30 lad

>>35927672
17 seats? what a luxurious pub

>>35927726
what happens then?

>>35927615
I think I'd try something. Yelling, shouting, phoning police or getting someone else to, depends desu

>>35927714
It got better after 21 for me. At least n comparison to when I was 18-21, without a doubt the worst years of my life.

>>35927671
I buy 2g every 2 or 3 weeks lad

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>>35927743
More seats downstairs in the anime slash game room and in the meeting hall

Garden when?

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>>35927781
>tfw smoke that everyday

Why are there so many stoners in britfeel?

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Cmon lads. Happy feels, eh? You'll get tears in yer brew at this rate it'll be too salty to drink then

>>35927839
because we are all broken no hopers

>>35927859

No we're not, speak for yourself

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>>35927839
Cus it's popular.
TV shows it as being trendy, underground and subversive

>>35927671

that sorta attitude reminds me of a guy I used to live with

literally didn't drink, smoke or do any drugs, thought they were all gateways to downfall or some shit.

comes home early from some club and i'm in my room high as fuck, he wasn't happy at all, but so beta he never called me on it lmao.

fuck him. make 4x his income now anyway.

>>35927766
it just feels bad man, like you are old old.
hairline begins to recede, eyesight gets worse...

>>35927879
For every anecdote about a successful drug taker there's hundreds of an unsuccessful drug taker.

>>35927869
if you're not then you should leave norman. if you've got something to be happy about then go brag about it on normiebook

>friend and his parents are starting to grow weed
I've seen it all

>>35927671
>Not wanting to slip further into degeneracy until it becomes too much and you finally kill yourself
Gtfo my board normie

>>35927929

I'm not leaving, Britfeel is for normans

Any robots in Swansea Uni?

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I really want to have children...
I'm nearly 30.... I proposed to a roastie but she said no... Fml she told me she wanted to but when i proposed she said no
Surely that's false advertising, very fucking misleading

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>didn't get job offer
>going to be sacked from my current job in a few days

Back to glorious NEETdom I come lads. Only problem is I don't think I can qualify for JSA because of this criteria.

Can anyone recommend me a film? I've just watched good morning Vietnam and Up in the air. Feeling a 80s to 90s classic desu, but one I haven't seen.

just got 2 weeks off from college lads probably gonna spend those 2 weeks staying inside room playing vida, watching anime and fapping just like ever other times

>>35927976
jacobs ladder desu

>>35927920

Oh definitely, I mean there's levels of addiction though, it's there?

You've gotta be some proper apathetic fuck to wreck your life with weed, but even the most vigorous of men will fuck themselves up on something like opioids.

Can feel my thymus shrinking
Halp

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The absolute state of Freddos these days.

>>35928012
Looks like a madman!!!

>>35927999
Sounds too depressing. Got any kinda indie feel good melancholy films?

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>gf missed her period

I feel like pic related now

>>35928038
its actually not depressing honestly, its about acceptance, but i dont really want to say more than that since i feel it would be spoilers

>>35927976

Mrs Doubtfire.

has there ever been a better representation of the mundanity of life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ

>>35928046
It's better to bring up the fact that she's gonna need to get an abortion before she takes the test.

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I see the sea
The sea sees me

>>35928038

The Kings of Summer.

It's newish (2013) but a really great and heart warming film. I reckon a lot of robots would love it and relate to the three guys in it.

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Are you happy?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12646621/r

>>35928065
>she's gonna need to get an abortion

Why?

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just shaved my legs
holy shit my cotton pants are soo soft

I'm not a queer or anything, i need to put cream on myself twice a day and the hair was making it annoying

>>35928108
You seemed somewhat concerned about her missing her period. When I had my pregnancy scare, I was really focused on her understanding that we could not have a kid before she found out if she was pregnant.

>>35928065

We're not white, we don't have an abortion fetish. Being anxious doesn't instantly mean I want an abortion, christ.

Just went into the local paki shop and bought a "star bar" or something that was advertised to be 50p on the packet.

I remember the days when a chocolate bar being 50p wasn't a special selling point, they were all 50p...

>>35928148
Its called inflation you daft window frame

>>35928098

According to this poll I'm the only happy person in britfeel

>>35928148
>"star bar"
why you putting it in quotes like it isnt a real chocolate bar that shit is og

>>35928168
what about that really embarrassing thing you did one time when you were younger

I remember when a mars bar was 36p

>>35928184
>Starbar is a brand of chocolate bar currently manufactured by Cadbury Ireland. The bar has a milk chocolate covering and is filled with caramel and crushed roasted peanuts.

That's just a shit Snickers

Going to go out and get a couple cans to drown my sorrows, then comfy feels on britfeel and drawfag/designing pub against that other mong
Last time i regretted it, but that doesn't mean i will again, right?
My other option is to take a walk in nature and drink a few cans looking at the stars in t sky (i say, come down from there lad, y'll do yerself a mischief)

>>35928168
Out of how many...? 3?
You think yer better than us or something don't you?!!

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>>35928201
I remember one holiday in Devon I think it was, there was an arcade with a vending machine inside that sold these for 40p.
So I played the 10p machines until I could buy one, then I did it again. Must have eaten a dozen that week.
I miss being a kid.

>>35928191

Nothing immediately comes to mind. There probably was something but it was a long time ago anyway, it's not going to make me unhappy now

>>35927870
this image is insufferable

>>35928012
Wow he's such a cool dude with those headphones

>>35928260
Chill out lad, might save someone from suicide

>>35928227
>You think yer better than us or something don't you?!!

Yeah, I get to creampie my gfs pussy

>>35928121
Enjoy the 20 hours while it lasts before the itching

What cans shall i get? Leaning towards k cider or special brew or some shit? I like tennents n kestrel too. Now that's what i call abv% B)

>>35928290
itching 24/7 m8
hence the cream

>>35928280
;_;
O-okay...
>>35928302
A l c o h o l i c

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Yfw you don't get enough (you)s so you (you) yourself

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>>35928280
fffffffffrighr yeo

>>35928344
heres a (you) for (you) based frasier

Anyone up for killing me in my sleep tonight?

lads, I have a 20 bong voucher for Deliveroo after they fucked up my last order.

Do I order something tonight or wait until tomorrow, when I can have a few cheeky beers and get smashed?

>>35928380

Alex layko would im sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3wDI7rnR6w

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>>35928374
Ta mate
>>35928380
Send em round to mine after
Maybe we should sleep together?

Any robots interested in making a britfeel discord? I'm thinking we would filter out unwanteds (americans et al) by some questions at first and then we can chill in comfiness

>>35928425
Would be cool. I'm up for that, maybe.

>>35928384
Wait till you get smashed lad, food when drunk is the greatest indulgence. What's stopping you getting drunk tonight?

>>35928321
>A l c o h o l i c
It's friday night...

>>35928446

I dunno lad, I had a few drinks last night and normally I can only get wankered if I've been sober a few days.

>>35928425
2 questions have to be on the test
Why so Brit??
Why so Feel??

>>35928449
More reason to get pissed
Happy jumaah folks

>>35928457
Drink slow homie

Tfw peanut butter n nothing to spread it on

>>35928539
your balls origi

>>35928440
>>35928460
I have an idea of doing a word association with a basic rule, it would prove someone's britness and feelness quite well i think.

could also hang n watch stuff on cytube or rabbit or something tonight if anyone's up for it? gonna be a lonely night here as always

Lads, do you have a fake fb account for memes?

>>35928539
I just eat it from a spoon if i dont have crumpets (please tell me someone here likes savoury crumpets)

lads what do you think is the most normie car in britain?

>>35928555
Sounds bollocks.
How'm i sposed t pass her arbitrary bollocks?
Just kick shitheads n have a private Brit only channel in the server?

>>35928565
I made one to use those websites that do the "login with your FB" bullshit using a throwaway email

>>35928600
trust me it would be ridiculously easy to pass if you're legit british

What are some simple jobs I can do that don't require much social interaction? I don't need a lot of money.

>>35928626
finding pennies in the bins

Anyone been to playexpo?

Seems like a massive con judging by youtube(apparently biggest in the uk), but it's mostly pleb shit like video games.

I would be very interested in virtual reality, retro games and possibly some starcraft brood war remastered tourneyfagging though.

But mostly I just want an excuse to wear a costume + attend after parties.

>>35928425
dunno other discords seem to form groups which would make it harder for newer people to join ( not a probelm when first created)

roasties would they be allowed or not
r9k is full of betas who would flock and whiteknight for them if "drama" happened in the discord they also make the close knit group worst

However it could be comfy if done right

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>>35926711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM5dA9lhO-s
>tesco wouldn't sell me a scratch card without ID

not sure if its a compliment or an insult tbqh

>>35928656

biggest video game con*

>>35928670
How can i get a girl like this? Lads?

>>35928663
good points brutha.

https://discord.gg/UG2RW if anyone wants to hang for the eve, even if this is just a temporary thing and it doesn't last. I'm gonna be around tonight and i reckon i can provide some comfort

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>>35928684
>accidently posted a thumbnail

you don't she is 2d

>>35928621
examples of questions youd use, because i cant see how you would be able to do this without people just searching the answers on google unless you did go for like insanely hard regional questions which would make a lot struggle

an easier way would just be asking for a quick vocaroo of the persons voice or something

2mg xanax is my only escape tonight.

got some blue teslas, but no reagent, so i'll save them for easter break is a couple weeks.

never done mdma before, anyone wanna chime in with their experiences?

my main motivation for it is that i've heard it can improve depression symptoms. I'm quite desperate for solutions right now.

>>35928656
I just know they have industry leaders there to give info on how to get into the industry to students etc and one of the speakers is an ex fuckbuddy who literally slept her way to the top and used to brag about it so idk, might represent the quality of the organizations behind it

I have a tenner to my name. Drink beer tonight or save it to take my gf to a swanky fried chicken n burger shop?
>I don't have a gf

>>35928425
Isn't the allure of britfeel the anonymity though? If I'm in a conversation and I don't feel like speaking anymore I can disappear back into the britfog, have a nap and rejoin a conversation when I feel like it, no one will get mad or get hurt feelings. Its comfy as fuck. Just don't see the point in a discord. Trip it up if you want an identity.

>>35928736
i think some people want to form groups and cliques

>>35928736
We hate trips tho???
Not much incntive

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>>35928726
Does bossman have burger sauce?

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>go to asda for milk and floor for a pasta bake
>forgot the cheese
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY AM I SO FORGETFUL

>>35928706
She looks more 32DD to me lad

>>35928706

Why Does She Look So Vexed

>>35928770
>Guy in my halls has started talking like this kid after watching it.

I'm feeling stuffed lads. I've just had a plate of chips, four hot dogs, two packets of space raider and a bottle of coke

>>35928380
give harold a bell

>>35928555
prob be up for watching something later

>>35928813
Cus ur staring at her tits...?

>>35928827
Fuck off rich bastard reeeeee

CRISP TIER LIST

GOD TIER:
>Kettle Chips
>Beef Space Raiders

SHIT TIER:
>Everything else

>>35928861
>Kettle Chips
They're not crisps mate

>>35928859
How does that make me rich? All the food I ate was cheap

>>35928861
McCoys cheese and onion

maybe I just have rose tinted glasses because my dad would get me something to eat after his third or fourth pint

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Go to your nearest window take a pic of the outside.

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Any of you lads near Huddersfield fancy a pint?

>>35928893
i would but im afraid of people here finding out where i live because of it

>>35928893
No, I would get called a window licking pedo if I did that and I would have to fight off a swarm of chavs

>>35924842
>>35924824
>>35924806
who the fuck are you cunts? also liverpool here

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Oh, hey Anon.

I just want to say I really like you.

Do you like me?

The other girls were picking on me. They said I'm not attractive.

Do you think I'm attractive? You're not mean like them are you?

Well anon?

they've got thunderbirds doing ads fpr the halifax and skeletor doing ads for money supermarket

proper madting lads

>>35928949
Make that 6. Although I'm not sure if you counted me

>>35928951
>Do you think I'm attractive?
No

>>35928893
I like your garden mate. You should get a shed like nextdoor's got.

>>35928823
gotta love nigger culture indoctrinating and destroying whites, its pretty depressing

>>35928985
Make that 7, although I'm not sure if you counted me

>>35928425
I speak for most people here when I say this

If you think a britfeel discord is a good idea, then please fuck the fuck off to another board

Thanks

>>35928908
ex-hudds here, would if I could.

>>35928861
Mate it's time

>GOD TIER
Beef Space Raiders, Nik Naks Rib n Saucy, McCoys Cheese and Onion, McCoys Salt n Vinegar, Pickled Onion Monstermunch
>TOP TIER
Pickled Onion Space Raiders, Every other flavour of McCoys, Salt n Vinegar Walkers, Ready Salted Walkers, Curry Nik Naks, Quavers, Salt n Vinegar Twirls, Ready Salted Hula Hoops, BBQ Pringles, Kettle Chips
>Good Tier
All other Hula Hoops, All other Pringles, Doritos, Walkers Sensations, Prawn Cocktail Walkers, BBQ Transform-a-snax, Wotsits
>Meh Tier
Squares, All other walkers, French Fries, Skips, Mini cheddars, Chip Sticks
>Absolute shite tier
Sunbites, Discos, Wheat Crunchies, Frisps, Pop Chips, Frazzles, Scampi Nik Naks

>>35929034
Quite possibly the most pleb taste I've ever seen

wrote a bot that does my job searching for me
now I can truly be a NEET

>tfw you think britfeel has about 50 regulars, but 80% of them are just BritNormie and ElliotDoxxer with 20 personalities each

Sunbites are excellent tho????
V low fat

>>35929034

>Branston mini cheddars
>ranked that low

Shit list desu

>>35928918
I doubt it.
>>35928939
>Chavs
Really hope you move away because living near chavs are the worst.
>>35928994
Maybe.
My neighbours left about a month ago so i could just buy a second house.

>tfw i smell like a ski lodge locker room
Comfy sweaty feel to be honest

>>35929099
This.... U cuntsssssss

>>35929104
This as well....... U mongssssss

>>35928766
>>35928760
>>35928736
Fuck me lads having major deja vu over these posts

>>35929034
>kettle chips in good and nit God

>frazzles and discos in shit tier

Are you having a laugh lad

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>There will never be another poster here from Banbury

>>35929119
U alreet pet?
>>35928878
Joking lad pulling yer tits is all

>>35926386
Scotland existed as an independent country for far longer than it's been in the UK with England

>>35929178
Scots out lol
Nah kidding i support independence from great shitstain

Scots are butthurt, we are not oppressing them, they had the chance to leave but didn't want to

>>35929109
One of my childhood fantasies was having two houses nextdoor to eachother with a door connecting them. Still think it would be pretty cool. Also do you ever wander about in that field?

>>35929140

It's alreday been established that if you are a Southerner you CANNOT be a robot and are most likely a normie

>>35929034

Either poor taste or an artisanally-crafted piece of troll work.

bbq pop chips are top tier at worst

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2 rustlers burgers and a box of micro chips for tea

Living the dream lads

>>35929305

I've not even put our tea on yet lad, and it looks like it's gonna be an oven chips and fish fingers episode.

It's too late to eat anyway.

>>35929365
>It's too late to eat anyway.
wait till you're a wagekek lad, you'll only be walking in the door at this time

>>35929034
Favouring Rib n Saucy over Scampi in Nik Naks. Seriously, mate, have a word with your taste buds.

>>35929365

>it's gonna be an oven chips and fish fingers episode

Quite like this episode desu, especially if there's some salad cream involved

>>35929258
>It's alreday been established that if you are a Southerner you CANNOT be a robot and are most likely a normie

Implying there is anything wrong with being a normie

>>35929305

Tesco "pulled pork and pepper" pizza tonight.
Nae got high hopes, but we'll see.

i'd rape a dead cat for a takeaway though, bare fucking craving

So many pajeets working in tesco express

>>35929034
where are le roast chickend flavoured walkers lad?

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What is wrong with being a normie?

>>35929458
>What is wrong with being a normie?
Everything, now fuck off

>>35929427

pajeets have ruined Tesco and Asda

The only options for robots are Sainsburys and M&S, even if they are expensive

Some CO-OP's are acceptable too

>>35929458
why the fuck don't you just go to /brit/? why stay here where there is a perfectly good, fast thread for you?

>>35929469
Or what? You can't make us leave

>>35929483

I prefer /britfeel/, its comfier

>>35929254
Yep.
Even though alot of people walk by.

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think /britfeel/ isn't normie

>>35929258
Originally from Liverpool here but moved to London for work. Definitely possible to retain robot status down here.

wheres lenlad? haven't seen him in a while

>>35929258
can you explain this please, not sure i understand

>>35929539
He got caught after pushing DamonPoster into the canal

>>35929534
>He has a job
Fuck off you southern Norman pansie

>>35929423

>not buying the finest garlic prawn pizza

dis fucken fool.

Coulda also bought some bacon ribs from the hot deli and some red pepper couscous.

>>35929543

Southerners constantly brag and go on about "muh uneducated apes" whenever they get BTFO by Northern banter. You cannot be that smug and a robot at the same time

We even had Southerners discussing how many women they have had sex with the other day

reee tbqh

>reposting from /brit/ to spread my misery
Sensing much passive aggression from the mum over me spending my 18th inside my bedroom sleeping all day and not OUT WITH LE LADS XDDD #banter

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wish all these normaltons would fuck off 2bh lads

>>35929522

I always assumed that /britfeel/ was a symptom of the problem that men cannot share their feelings; not with friends or loved ones.

I'm doing ok financially, but I've got zero friends, and the same daily routine.

Would've probably ended up in the morgue by now if it weren't the ability to vent and discuss my problems with lads here.

>>35929671

Same, I'm a 26 year old normie but this is a good place to vent, and just chat with some nice people for the most part.

Got nothing against robots/virgins/shut-ins though

>tfw you'll never kick the shit out of someone with this song blaring in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak

I'm about as robotic as they come, but I don't hate normies. Just because someone has had sex, doesn't mean I can't stand being in the same thread as them

If you've kissed a girl that's fine, but this thread is no place for non-virgins

Virgins should just fuck off desu, not that they are all bad, but so many of them are really angsty and ruin the comfiness

What are some decent sweets to get from sainsburys?

>>35929830

>He isn't crippled by anxiety

Get some arsenic you normie

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all feeling today?
What have you been up to and what do you have planned?

Hope you've all had a great day doing whatever it is you chose and are having an even greater night!

>>35929830
Red Seedless Grapes!

>>35929854
Where you been ledlad? Did you manage to hide Albarnlads body?

>>35929803
Ill smother you. Then you'll be comfy

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What are your points, lads?

i got 96. dont know how. im shit at socializing with random people.

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>>35929854
>What have you been up to and what do you have planned?

I am trying to develop the skill of drawing qt animu grills

Turns out drawing hands is really hard