/britfeel/ Jesus saves edition

first for zero tripfags.

nobody cares what you have to say.

Pretty much a quarter into the year.

What the fuck, lads?

>>35932646
why do you have to do this anon, are you jealous? would you like to talk about it?

>early new thread
What a wild time. That 600lbs show is funny shit though.

>>35932622
Posted before but thinking about going to church this sunday for the first time in years. Any Christfags ITT?

>tfw much shorter than my bf but have been working on getting stronger so i can lift him up, throw him around and hold him down

>>35932652
Man that's what I'm saying
Time passes wayyy too fast for me nowadays

>>35932622
I fucking hate /britfeel/. This place is awful

>Among some Roman Catholics, Saint Jude is venerated as the "patron saint of lost causes".

Is he, dare I say it, /oursaint/?

been to a funeral today lads, i wasnt all that close to the bloke who died but im surprised how much its effected me, feeling like an emo bitch 2bdessy

>>35932663
>BritFeels
Can you not make a gay brit feels or something?

>>35932700
you have been reminded of the fragility of life

>>35932697
Cheer up lad, have a pint you might enjoy it more

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>tfw everyone is inbred
>tfw no qt shota in england
im moving to the netherlands

*opens /britfeel/*
*measures the average IQ of the writhing, twisting pool of NEETs below on the 'meter*
*puts on black leather gloves*

hmm... yes... the runt farm is maturing nicely

*teleports to Rolls Royce*
*drives into the inky countryside*

>>35932720
>you want a shota bf
>decide to move to the tallest country in europe

kek

>>35932700
Pour one out for him

>>35932720
>>35932738
Is there an anime that makes people think the Dutch are short and cute or something?

>>35932697
Love you too mate.

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Just ordered a bottle of best beverage.
I might start collecting rum since this makes 4 bottles on the go

Also somehow managed to get a date on monday haha kill me

Lads, whats the advantages of a dispersible aspirin

>>35932786
Is she peng (or he, bender)

>applying for student accommodation
>require a guarantor

Are you serious? What the fuck

>>35932795
Kinda dorky cute so nah not "peng" I guess lad. Fit But You Know It aint about her thats for sure

>>35932820
pictures

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>>35932738
>>35932753
just bc once i found a qt as shit dutch shota on grindr who wore a choker and made him send me lewd things and tell me what lewd things he did but i think he felt guilty for being a slut bc he stopped using grindr. but when i next go to amsterdam ima find him and smash. european boys generally are just much more beautiful and sexually liberal. idc about height. i like tall women.

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Today I finally fucked someone.
And by fucked I mean raped.
Here's a green text of it.
>Back In 2014
>I saw a girl on Twitter who looks nice
>I begin to stalk her everywhere she doesn't know I'm there.
>This went on for 3 years
>Now in 2017
>I got my rape gear.
>My rape gear contains a ski mask, gloves,a hammer,a van,some spear clothes,a gag and tape.
>I fellow her to tesco.
>After she comes out of the tesco I grabbed her and put her in the back of the van.
>By this time I'm wearing the ski mask gloves and spear clothes.
>Park near a shut down shop.
>Get out of the van and go into the back.
>I gag her and tape her up.
>Pull down her trousers and panties.
>Then I took out my cock and started in fucking her virgin pussy
>It feels so good
>This want on for about 7 hours.
>Grabbed the hammer and knocked her out.
>A bit of blood came out of her head but not a killable amount.
>Quickly put her In a dumpster which was in a ally
>Then got swapped into the spare clothes and drove off.
Look out for the news in northern Ireland because I'll probably make it to the head lines.
I'm going to stay low for a while.

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>occasionally get really hot and need to open the window to cool down, especially at night
I'm not pregnant, am I?
Post waifus

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Just bought this t-shirt because it was 7 quid and it's similar to one I had when I was 16

>>35932878
mate... i hope youre joking

>>35932878
This some good bait lad

>>35932878

do you think the north should join the republic or stay part of the glorious UK?

>>35932857
Nah lol, I ain't a dumbass like that

>>35932878
wow there anon

just promise that you wont do it again

>>35932882
thats your conscience making you feel bad for liking guro

im only playing with you friend

>>35932878
>spear clothes

The word is 'spare', you illiterate piece of shit.

>>35932891
just submitting it to the police online now, it's a bit too real t b h

>>35932878
saw it in the other thread
youre fucking bipped in the ed, lad

>>35932891
Nope
>>35932902
Not baiting at all
>>35932912
The glorious UK

>>35932885
It's something a 16 year old would wear too

>>35932716
I'm three in and it's not helping
>>35932775
Sod off, poofter

>>35932919
Nah
One is fine by me
>>35932934
Meh
I don't care
>>35932945
It's because I didn't want to die virgin.

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>>35932878
you raped someone outside of tescos?

I leave the thread for 5 minutes and someone gets raped. Not sure I believe it since it's incredibly elaborate for a first timer.

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>>35932957
loyalists confirmed for rapist scum

>>35933008
dw, you're gonna get plenty of action where you're headed, don.

Lads it's ok if I get drunk just once more, right? Then it'll be a month off, I swear

>>35933016
No
I drived to a shut down shop about 49 miles away then I raped her

>>35933016

Maybe you should actually read the fucking post as it answers your stupid question, you utter moron.

>>35933008
is dying a violent sadistic rapist better than dying a virgin

one of these things is definitely worse than the other

>>35933033
At least we don't fuck sheep like people in Wales.
>>35933084
>is dying a violent sadistic rapist better than dying a virgin
Yep

>>35933080
My pepe clearly stated the emotion of disgust to go along with my post

It's not that i didn't understand it, you slack jawed coon. I was surprised someone would sink low enough to rape someone outside of a low-rent supermarket.

You fucking fool.

>playing games with the same group of people for almost 2 years
>they're having a big meet-up soon
>I wasn't invited
>only found out today by accident
I'm ready to die now

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>>35932882
>tfw remembering that one time when you were 14 and your online friend from a pokemon forum mispelled "pregnant" as "prenanty" and you thought it was the funniest thing ever.

>>35933188
>tfw remember you told your friend you had cancer for April fools

>>35932878
why would you post this on brit feel if its real?

you are probably role playing or want to be chased by the police

>>35933138
what would ur mammy think eh

>>35932882
I love opening the windows at night. It's generally pretty comfy IMO.

>>35933188
Boy have I got a gift for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

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>>35932882
Here you go
>>35933188
>tfw I remembered the one time in middle school when a friend and I were joking about trannies and then you got split up for the rest of the year and you drifted apart
Feels bad

>>35932878
Edddddddgyyyuu

Oh fuck it's april 1st tomorrow. Whos ready for a bunch of unfunny jokes my souless companies tomorrow.

>>35933276
The only problem is that bugs get in if you open it too wide. The distant sound of aeroplanes are really comfy, though.

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I wish it was 2005.
I wish I was playing runescape in 2005.

seemed like nothing mattered and I was totally engrossed in the game.

>>35933322
I wish I was dead, unironically.

>>35933144

It literally says he drove away in the very post you chose not to read properly, you complete waste of fucking oxygen.

And yet here you are posting another insufferably stupid post in which you still haven't read it properly as you dither on about it happening outside the supermarket.

You are absolutely worthless and should immediately kill yourself.

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>>35933188
>tfw your friend tried to drink his bottle of coke without using his hands by grabbing the bottle with his mouth
>when he titled back his coke just gushed out all over his face and I was the only one who saw
>nearly died laughing

As much as I hated high school, Imiss those lunch times sometimes

>>35933343
>getting this shirty over a 4chan post
And I'm the waste of oxygen, yeah?
Shut the fuck up.

>>35933343
>You are absolutely worthless and should immediately kill yourself.

>tells someone to kill themselves over a mistake on 4chan

>calls people a waste oxygen

wew lad. i think you need to take a look at yourself.

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>>35933322
I tried playing OSRS but it wasn't the same as when I was younger and had someone IRL to play with. It was just lonely and tedious.

I can't even fucking make friends playing MMOs.

>>35932878
>That one time that lad meme'd himself into police custody

>rapist in thread
>guy who made a less than excellent reply is getting more heat

>tfw been stalking the same guys page on ig for a year
>tfw pretty sure if i didnt act like a hyper-aggressive socially awkward retard when we matched on tinder we could have fucked
feeling sad

>>35933350
I suspect you did that for the sick sexual thrill, you homosexual.

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>>35933443
I played it when it launched in 2013 and felt the same way, its totally not the same, the sense of adventure and magic is long gone, its complete shit now same with every online game, times are just different sadly and we'll never return.

same story with WoW

>new welcome to the basement episode
Pretty comfy lads

>>35933446
you mean like Poleaboo? wouldn't be the first time

>>35933367

You have absolutely no value whatsoever. Slit your fucking throat and make the world a better place.

>>35933415

Clearly, you should do the same, only a subhuman would defend an oxygen thief.

>>35933261
>why would you post this on brit feel if its real?
Because I wanted to tell the tale of me raping a woman
>>35933269
I don't know.
She's dead

>>35933443
>tfw no gook to eat my sausage

>>35933322

me too m8.

some of the happiest times of my life were unironically cutting willows and chatting shit with other people while listening to some top early 00s tunes, and occasionally going on the odd quest or doing a bit of fishing.

>>35932655
Why do you have to namefag anon, are you insecure? would you like to talk about it?

>>35932655
I hope you OD in a Dalston club toilet.

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>>35933553
chill out my dude
whats got you vexed?

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Should I buy a Rey figure to hot glue?

Sappenin lads? Listening to some Jackson's 5 here lads. Post your songs

>>35933701
Yeah alright
https://youtu.be/yzu33B9Pans

>>35933556
>Because I wanted to tell the tale of me raping a woman

but you could easily get tracked by the police and arrested. brit feel is an open forum

>>35933701
feelin a bit emotional so im listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ8GVT6TCkY

>>35933701
Pretty good album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6LDz646rc

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>>35933755
>Finding this emotional

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>>35933528
Everything is worse when you're older. They also should have started OSRS without the GE.

>>35933575
tfw

>>35933556
>>35933754
Making a point to say it was in N.I was pretty retarded.

>>35933701
https://youtu.be/swef2-Yz_YI
This

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>tfw want to make a new tinder / ig account so i can try forming new relationships and improve my personal development and start experiencing life
>tfw feel like i have to improve my personal development and start experiencing life before i am able to form new relationships
this fucking cycle

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Why do I have to die alone lads?

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>mum thinks I've been going to volunteering 6 hours a week
>stopped going in last year
>if shes at work I don't go
>if shes in I just go on a long walk and sit in one of many spots; field, fishing spot or upper storey car park
>rush past people not looking directly at any of them pretending I have somewhere important to be
>feel relaxed once the streets get quieter and I arrive at one of my spots
>talk to myself once I'm there
I hope she doesn't ask me to get a reference when she finally decides to force me to work.
I haven't even claimed JSA or anything, I just exist in this country I was born into

>>35933754
>>35933789
Well fuck
I guess I'll be in jail soon.
Im going to leave now.

>>35933830
bc u have shit-taste what even is that

>>35933701
Going tf to bed now lad, don't want to wake up tomorrow lol. Song for that feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7pJ97Xgn8s

>>35933848
if i never believed this was a troll i would make a citizens arrest on you.

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We gook posting now?

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>>35933779
I wanna give em the the cumberland sausage

>>35933701
https://youtu.be/LzpmKoqRXFc

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>>35933956
>We gook posting now?
Might as well

>>35933779
>They also should have started OSRS without the GE.

They did. The faggots voted for it in.

Just like every other casualisation of the game. Literally why do anything else except grind Zulrah or (insert other method that makes you the most money)

Waste of time

>>35933863
>he doesn't know lia
Hello Newlad

>>35933701
https://soundcloud.com/sugiwa/justfriends

comfy lad

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>>35934010
Good stuff lad

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>>35934132
Gooks are cute

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>tfw you will never transform from talentless hikikomori stoner going nowhere in life into world wide superstar overnight and win over the boy of ur dreams
>>35934052
she looks autistic. is she a tranny?

Does anyone have any unattainable dreams?

I'd love to have a small sustenance farm in semi-rural Japan. I'd have a few Wagyu cattle for beef, but the rest of my animals will be British breeds. Welsh sheep/lambs, English chickens and turkeys, Scottish goats etc. Id grow some veggies too and have various fruit trees and hopefully a large private lake for various fresh fish.

Even if I won the Euromillions I couldn't have this for like 10 years because you need to be a citizen to own land.

>>35934215
>i'll never lick your bumhole

>>35934223
>Does anyone have any unattainable dreams?
gf

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>>35934015
>They did. The faggots voted for it in.
lol democracy was a mistake. I feel like MMOs should have mechanics that encourage player interaction or at the very least not discourage it. In OSRS everyone just idles at the GE and stays in their clan chat ghetto.

Using the forums/hanging out at seers or fally bank and chatting to people and trading was more fun the dull monotony of the grey GE tiles and silence only interrupted by some faggot trying to run some tired scam.

>>35934223
>Does anyone have any unattainable dreams?
happiness and not being anxious and paranoid

>>35934223
>Does anyone have any unattainable dreams?

prime minister

>>35934303
Give us a rundown on your economic and social policies

>>35934223
world peace and sufficiency for all
equality and freedom
getting married and having kids and a nice life

>>35934311
kill all the pakis and burn down every council estate

>>35933958
>Darkmoon Gwyndolin

>>35932878
Not filling her full of bleach.

Lad....

>>35934311
havent got any yet, lad. im too uneducated atm.

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Post songs you listen to that remind you Britain is dead in the water and its demise is only a matter of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

>>35934377
Then why would you want to be PM?

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>>35934132
>>35934158
What about kpop?

>>35934223
Spreading the word of Jesus to the middle east.

>>35934223
i want to make interesting boundary pushing music that is also mainstream and easily accessible and gets radio play so i can do collabs with other popular artists and be respected by millions (and hopefully a couple milli at least)
too bad i have literally 0 songwriting ability and haven't made anything better than a 8 bar loop since i was 16.

>>35934403
We really are in the end times arent we? Sucks to be born when we're fading away.

>tfw no /britfeel/ bf

Original post lads

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>>35934417
>Hyuna

Pretty entry level taste their lad

>>35933843
Kek lad. Might want to start claming JSA and build up some cash in case she boots you out.

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>>35934417
Hate it to be honest. Still like gook girls though

>>35934415
dream, init lad. im aiming for the top.

i want to help people. its my long turn goal, to run for it when i am wise old man.

to have serious policies now would be delusional

>>35934403
>Post songs you listen to that remind you Britain is dead in the water and its demise is only a matter of time.
Feels bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI

>>35934225
not now im eating pizza pie

>>35934335
Mr PM, can I make an alternative suggestion?

Enact an "Social Abode Reclamation and Area Enrichment Bill"? This will "incentivise" uneducated council scum away from the estates, and place them into tower block flats elsewhere out of sight and mind. The second portion of this bill will attract educated, young families into the area using favourable renting conditions and after a couple of years, allow for outright home buying at a knocked down percentage

I like council estates... I just despise the scum living on them. Gentrify them for maximum comfy.

>>35934475
I cannot for the life of me distinguish asian women from one another.

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>>35934498
>Implying the EU has anything to do with the death of Britain.

That wasn't a pro-EU post. We've been dead in the water for decades mate.

I love this country, but anyone that thinks we are a world power in anything other than name is delusional.

>>35934507
ouu. bloody ell lad. if i could be ased arguing, we would clash

>>35934507
tower block flats are actually a waste of space and an eyesore though

how about we just gas them all instead?

>>35934498
I voted to Leave. I just think it's undeniable we're a shadow. Once all the old folks die off we wont even half the illusion of glory anymore.

>>35934553
How can you defend fat women shouting for Tyrone to come in for his dinner whilst her husband Barry is out on the rob and her teenage kids are smashing up the area because "they're bored"?

>>35934570
how about we improve our education system and strictness?

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>he doesn't respect the tier list

>>35934591
they are a product of their environment.

im too busy atm to have a proper debate.

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>>35934475
How can you have entry level taste in kpop?

>>35934507
>place them into tower block flats elsewhere out of sight and mind.

France did this with their groids and inbred Arabs. Absolute disaster

>>35934621
Well that's shit tier

>>35934643
>tfw i'm a twiceshitter

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>>35934584
2bh, if we had any chance of restoring our world power status, we would need to stop lap dogging the US. We need to stop with this 'special relationship' that everyone knows is bullshit anyway. They worked against us in Suez and Northern Ireland, and I'm shocked they didn't in the Falklands. US hegemony in Europe is easier if the UK is a diminished power, and they work to achieve this.

We have our own seat on the Security Council, we should start acting like it.

>>35934626
They know right from wrong, and they don't care. Scum

>>35934662
Absolute disaster for their tower block areas maybe. Fuck em

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>>35934524
It's certainly a learned talent
>>35934643
Hyuna is just the person everyone seems to first be infatuated with when they get into kpop. Eunha is some good taste tho
>>35934668
Twice is great lad, people just hate them because they're jealous of how much success they get

>>35934472
iktf
I want one!

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>>35934524
It's especially difficult when every gook gets plastic surgery to get the same facial structure

>tfw you want to protect her smile but now she lives far away

I won't forget her, lads, even though she never really knew me.

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>>35934621
>he uses an outdated tier list

Get with the times, Grandad

lads, I need a bit of advice

this girl that I was in a long distance """relationship""" with just messaged me. we still talk as friends because of my crippling loneliness. I asked her how her day was a usual, she says bad, and I ask why, she apparently accidentally put nudes on her snapchat story instead of sending them.

immediately I felt jealous as fuck and actually enraged. I don't care at all about this chick, she emotionally and mentally scarred me, but this one thing tipped me over the edge because she would NEVER send me nudes at all. I checked her story, all there was was a pic of her ass and this was about 5 mins after messaging me. do you reckon she was bullshitting and trying to make me feel jealous? am I a bad person for feeling this way at all?

>>35934773
>he hasn't cut contact
you chose this life

>>35934773
>online relationships
hahahaha serves you right

who else cuts their dick off?
anyone? I get the feeling it will catch on and become very popular :)

>>35934773
She's a whore. Move on kid

>>35934685
Hyuna is hot so I'm not surprised. I like WJSN a lot too.
TFW no one to talk about kpop with.

>>35934812
>>35934820
>>35934835
lads please ;_; I'm a pathetic beta faggot I know but the loneliness is all consuming

did I fall for her ruse? am I a bad person? do normalshits feel like that?

>>35934847
Normie betas fall for it too. Send her a message calling her a whore then remove her number + social media. Make this a new start, lad. We're rooting for you

>>35934223

Unattainable dreams?

Financial security
A job I don't hate
A gf that loves me for who I am
Quiet house where I can afford to live comfortably within my means

When we were kids we all dreamed we'd become astronauts or F1 drivers or james bond and now? We dream to not still live with our parents when we're 40...

Such lofty impossible dreams lads..

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>>35934840
She is hot lad but it doesn't help she was in the gangnam style music video and family guy parodied one of her songs

>>35934423
How awesome would it be if all these religious nutbags were doing it in the name of our lord Jesus Christ?

Deus Vult would replace Allah Ackbar.

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Lads, so many people are being triggered by my waifu tier list. It's the most fun I've had this month

>>35934908
There must be some Christian milita groups out there. Surely in Africa they're arming themselves to push back against islam.

>>35934953
They've only ever learned about Christianity from beta bitches on do-gooder missions

You'd think their natural violent tendencies would win out though and you'd see some Christian slaughters

>>35934917
>m-muh waifu is the best because i say so

>>35934906
Lots of the people have watched gangnam style but they still don't know who she is.

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Anyone regularly browse their local newspaper website?

I do, it's tons of fun. There's a bunch of people flinging shit at each other all the time, and they always end up resorting to using their irl names and private details.

My town is also incredibly racist. It's great

>>35935055

Yep. All the middle aged women with nothing else to do and type in all caps about how "I KNOW WHO DID IT" in local newspaper comment sections.

>>35935163
It's middle aged men on mine

Sometimes the odd slag will come on and say "Stop being racist" and I'll rightly tell her to stop being a whiny Lib Dem voting roastie and to fuck off.

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>>35935055
>>35935163
Mines usually just unemployed 30 single parents commenting how they a good boy and dindu nuthin

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Stop being black and start denying the holocaust

>>35935281
Everyone knows the holocaust was real lad, it's the numbers that are horribly strewed

right wing politics is kind of cringe desu. its pretty much the new chanology.

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>>35935281
convince me that white people care about me, BNP anon. I'm fairly sure nobody give a shit

>>35935329
I'm not BNPanon. I'm not even white. I'm just memeing

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>>35932882
>tfw the window's jammed shut because it's too stiff.

It's just getting warm lad. I fucking hate spring/summer. People expect you to do shit outside, it gets too warm for me, and it's sunnier for longer. Bah humbug.

I'm actually getting halfway decent at making shit in From the Depths. Also, posted.

>>35935055
*eye twitch*

>>35935307
Why is it only the camps that the Soviets captured happened to be death camps and the ones the allied capture were labour camps?

Really tickles the almonds

>>35935335
I need to be less drunk then

>>35935379
I need to be less high. Should have realised I was starting a /pol/ debate

Always hate it when I drink and experience happiness for a few hours. I kind of enjoy dwelling on my failures and going further into depression. You know when you get into that nice comfy state of severe depression? Where everything seems hopeless and you want to die, and death seems appealing instead of horrifying. But then I drink, hear a song and I get filled with emotions and its like I snap out of it and realise how much time I've wasted on dwelling, which in turn just makes me feel even worse. It reminds that this is probably how normal people always feel and it pisses me off because of what I have to deal with. Sorry for the rambling lads, I'm drink.

any lads lookin for somewhere comfy we're here: https://discord.gg/vARhf

>>35935752
Discord is shit. Skype is better

Lads, can't stop wanking to girls destroying their throats with 30 inch dildos to the point they hiccup, can't talk anymore and vomit

>>35935797
Do you have an example for science?

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lads im hoping tonight ill smoke my last cig, quitting cold turkey from 20-25 roll ups per day, ive read all the good things that can happen like saving money, more stable moods, better sex life(lol k) but what are the bad things i can expect and how long can i expect to suffer from them?

>>35935783
I prefer discord as a service, but the idea of being on a discord server with lads off britfeel for basically no reason doesn't particularly appeal to me.

It's too close to namefagging for me. The closest I'm willing to get is posting my waifu.

>>35935820
>for science
Upvoted xd

>>35935822
How long have you smoked for?

>>35935797
I like that too but only because my dick will never make a chick vomit.
Actually she'd just have to look at it

>>35935822
assuming you're an addict, say goodbye to a good night's sleep. and a being a functioning human.

which one of you faggots posted in my /hr/ thread?

>>35935850

13 years, started when i was 14 im 27 now

>>35935820
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1888735462

>>35935822
He he imagine smoking after the year 2000 lads. How retarded would you have to be with all the warnings everywhere. It doesn't feel good until you're addicted and by then it's just a craving for a chemical instead of an actual flavour. Absolutely boggles the mind.

>>35935871

forever? origaroojoo

>>35935329
This place is going down hill fast.

>>35935911
smoking makes you cool like snakes

>>35932698
No cause is truly lost as long as there are still men willing to fight for it.

>>35935916
I don't think it could go any lower

>>35935913
Nah not forever, though it'll probably feel that way. It will probably be for a few weeks to a month depending on where you're at right now. It's going to be hell, but it's worth it, just remember to drink a lot of water. Good luck mate

Most Haunted has just started, lads.Been watching ghost investigations since 8 pm.

/spooky/

>>35935980
well. the shitskins have started showing up, so It's only going to get worse

Watching Real Ghostbusters on Netflix. Forgot that Slimer is an actual character in this and he's getting on me tits.

>>35935987
so much proof of that show being faked on youtube. but I suppose theres only so much on tv to watch.

>>35935987
Have you watched that one Craig Charles and Parkinson did in the 90's?

>>35935891
I smoked for a decade, then quit. its nice to be free of it.

but it took a few attempts. never quit quitting.

also replaced it with tea and chocolate. helped.

>>35933701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vIPdhPb3k

are you fucking ready

>>35935987
Mary loves dick

>>35935982

thanks for the advice my m8, drinking water was part of my plan anyway, much appreciated

>>35935987

i love a good ghost story, still unsure if i believe in them or not but my dad has been on the railways since 1977 and hes heard a few good stories, and seen a few things himself

MAKES THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

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>tfw no skank muzzie gf

>>35936328
The meme is true though.

>>35933830
because your genes are inferior you spacker

>>35936382
Did Alex jones mean turning the friggin pepes gay?
Did Alex jones predict the prison gay phenomenon?

>>35936306
Care to share some of your ol fella's stories, lad? I love the paranormal. I've had a weird experience too

Went for a night out in Wigan by myself lads. Hitting on the woman - why the FUCK else would I bother with this shit hole place.

Anyway around 1:00am a short-arse 'bouncer' takes offence at me hitting on the girls and with the assistance of his colleagues they throw me out of the club. Right lads the thing is for a 'robot' I'm a good 6ft tall and I'm pretty well built; my arms put normie muscle growers to shame and I can smash skulls for fun. Outside of the club and I challenged the short pussy 'bouncer' to a one-on-one fight. Guess what lads - he scurried away like the pussy he is, challenged his fat bastard colleagues to a fight and they were the most beta 'doorman' I've ever witnessed. If you earn money as a 'doorman' for a living, at least have the ability to go toe-to-tow with the punters you pussy guys!

Just here to tell you all I'm the most fucking alpha male 'robot' there ever lived lads. Love intimidating normies.
Lov

>>35936475
A ghost gave him a hand job once.
At least that's what he told my mum when he came back with lipstick on his collar.

>>35936594
>thrown out for hitting on women
Aka being a massive creep

>>35936594
WIGAN!

Where you originally from lad?

Worst night of my life was in Wigan over 10 years ago. Got kicked out of a club at the end because I closed to bog doors to have a piss. Didn't know you're supposed ot keep them open because people take drugs in them

Fucking fat bouncer cunts

That was just the tip of the shit mountain that was my first, and last night out in Wiggin.

>>35936475

some of them are to be expected, the usual "person jumps infront of train, emergency brake, nothing there" but one that stuck with me was when he was an on-call engineer on the night shift. A freight train in the middle of the night had passed a signal box that had been closed down and locked up for many years, while the train was going past the driver and second man noticed that the inside of the box was lit up, it looked like it was lit by the coal fire inside as the light was flickering around, and they swear down that they saw a man inside the signalbox. Knowing that this wasnt right they actually stopped the train at the next box (a working/open one) and reported to the signalman in there what had happened. Signalman gets in touch with my dad and the police to go down there, this is now being treated as a possible burglar or arsonist in there. My dad, in the works van, meets up with the copper in his car and they start on their way to the shut- down signal box, this involves, effectively going all the way out just to come back, since they have to cross a stream and there is only one crossing point. Once the signal box is in sight, albeit from a distance they notice that the driver and secondman were right, they could see lights on in the box and what looked like a person inside. The police car then speeds up through the dirt/gravel road and my dad follows, since it winds a bit and cuts through some trees, they lose sight of the box, when they finally get there, the lights are out and theres no sign of anyone. They have a look around the steps, the light covering of snow hadnt been disturbed, same for all around the perimeter of the box, no signs of anyone, they walk up the steps to find the lock on the door was still locked and almost frozen solid, managed to get it open and went inside, the place was stone cold so the fire definitely hadnt been on.

>>35936594

You sound like a pathetic numale retard.

You got thrown out because people complained about you being a creepy piece of shit and the bouncers refused to fight you because they're not allowed to get into scraps with angry losers.

Nobody wants to lose their job over fighting some ineffectual dork who can't handle rejection. You didn't intimidate anyone, you're a sad, pathetic little man.

In short, you're a cunt.

>>35936594

Wiganer here, which club did you end up in laddy?

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>>35932652
Try a third

>>35936667

maximum post length stopped me from saying that if it was earlier i would have asked my dad to type it out instead of me, he only told me that story when he was posting it on a work-related forum about teh spooks

>>35936667
I enjoyed that, thanks for the reply. Glad Cuddles is next to me desu

Fucking Daddy Long Legs

It's pissing April. It's too early. Fuck off

>>35936770
Aww, are you scared?

I'll sound like a prick here but i've not been on this site for a few days and feel pretty good, just for anycunt that's in a rut, get off this for a few days

>>35932646
>not having tripfags and any replies to tripfags filtered

lmao

>>35934356
>Darkmoon Gwyndolin
Kek.
Pretty underrated.

>>35936896
How do you filter them? Is there a plugin/addon that I should be installing?

>>35936805
Yes I am

But that's besides the point

>>35936954
Hang your head in shame.

>>35936628
>Aka being a massive creep
How else do I let the girls know I want to bone them?

>>35936655
>Where you originally from lad?
Originally Salford lad. Agree Wigan lads are VERY pussy but ye canny back down, dominate.

>>35936676
Nope, the guy was a little short bloke, about 5ft 5'. Every man should be true to themselves at the 'expense' of their shit job.

>>35936701

>Wiganer here, which club did you end up in laddy?

T'was either 'jacks rocks' or 'mortimers' lad; the one that's free entry.

>>35937003
>Yes I am
Awww, you wickle baby. The big mean spider isn't going to hurt you

>>35937028
It's not their job to fight every drunk prick they throw out the club, do you know how many times they get offered out a night? Sorry to pop your alpha bubble but you're being a cunt

>there's a faggot ITT LARPing as a 'ard man
Sort yourself out m8

>>35937036
Don't lie to the poor lad

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grandmother-dies-after-being-bitten-by-false-widow-spider-9851990.html

>>35937205
False widow spiders aren't the same as the daddy long leg spiders

>>35937246
And daddy long legs aren't the same as daddy long leg spiders

>>35937051
Sorry but if your job is to pick 'beef' with another man it's your obligation to fight him. Anything less is a pussy. I'd go in the ring with these guys; I've completed 4 months worth of boxing training in Ricky Hatton's 'spit and sawdust' gym; I recon I'd really hurt most men, especially these 'professional' conflictors.

>>35937028

100% confirmed omega.

And you didn't even get laid. What a pathetic failure of a man on all levels.

>>35937205
I killed one of these yesterday, didn't realize was venomous.

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>>35937298
This is embarrassing. Pls stop.

>>35937298

Their job is to kick out creepy losers, which they achieved. If you were really hard, you wouldn't have let yourself be thrown out, but the truth is you're a weak, ineffectual loser and you got absolutely REKT.

>>35937294
Daddy longs legs refers to a type of spider, a different type of arachnid, and a type of fly

>Sorry but if your job is to pick 'beef' with another man it's your obligation to fight him

There job is stop drunk pricks like you from ruining the place for everyone there just trying to have a good time without some 'ard lad trying to hit on them

>>35937298
>I've completed 4 months worth of boxing

haha you earned your (you)

>>35937298
>I've completed 4 months worth of boxing training in Ricky Hatton's 'spit and sawdust' gym

That's fucking nothing lad, I have over 300 confirmed kills in the navy seals

>>35937298
Anywhere you wanna meet ill fight you. Not even joking, just want a scrap.

Very disappointed in the post quality tonight.

>>35937389
>I have over 300 confirmed kills in the navy seals

That's fucking nothing lad, I have over 800 confirmed anime episodes watched

>>35937412
Not as good as last nights council estate feels

>>35937465
Sad I missed that

>>35937410
i..im a lover not a fighter

>>35937465

last nights "google street view images of your local estate" will take some beating dessy

>>35937329
Want me a fight? Based in Wigan as stated. I will have you a fair bare knuckle fight. But I promise you I will smash your teeth out of your mouth, I will put you in a coma like Kieran Farrell - check out that guys ex-manager, he's my uncle.

>>35937488

Oh shit, not that guy, but I came from Wigan. Used to work in Vodka Revs on King Street, every single weekend had random brawls going on in the road it was mental.

>>35937488

if you two meet for a fight in wigan let me know when and where so i can come and watch, need something to do

>all these Wiganers

Laughing at you lot from Bolton tbqh

>>35937550

rip bolton, taken over by pakis

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>>35937465
>>35937476
>>35937484
It was very comfy lads

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Please let me out of Derby

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>>35937590
>tfw managed to escape Derby

>120 gbp of bitcoin trapped in an account I can't access
>ignored by website support

Am I fucked?

>>35937616
How did you do it, lad? I feel like I'm a POW here.

>>35937658
In the most patrician way
Failed uni and had to move back in with my parents

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Someone tried to shag a postbox here a few years back.

>>35937577
It really has. It was bad in the 90s, but now it's on a whole other level. Areas in places like Great Lever are no go areas due to the massive amount of paki drug gangs and prostitutes

It's still my home though, and my particular area may be council estate-tier, but it's still white at least, except for the corner shop.

It's no Bury though. Bury is comfy as hell and has an actual town centre that hasn't been destroyed. Pakis have stuck to Bolton, Blackburn and Rochdale so they haven't quite infested it fully yet.

anyone fancy lending us couple hunny

>>35937713

heh, scholes precinct...post box shagging and chavs killing chinkys.

>>35937770

I was there when that happened, poor couple had been hounded for years.

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Post signs that you live in a good council estate.

>>35937788

also didnt the post box shagger end up commiting suicide or was it an accidental overdose? im sure i remember reading about him being found dead behind a takeaway somewhere

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>>35937816

no idea which

>>35937488

Nobody knows who the people you keep naming are. They're nobodies just like you. I've already completely destroyed you on an intellectual level, so how easy do you think it will be for me to shatter your skull, numale?

Let's address the facts, shall we?

>can't get laid in a shitty club
>so creepy he gets complained about by slags
>gets thrown out of the club
>so soft and weak he can't even stop people from making him leave
>literally has a temper tantrum at the bouncers who walk off in disgust at the sight of a pathetic manchild reject trying to act hard

100% confirmed numale omega

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>>35937805
oi m8, get the fuck off arr street

>lace curtains in 2015

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>>35937960

heres my personal favourite that i posted last - 4 year olds armed with rifles, its proper rough 'round our way

>>35938014
They're just toy guns tho innit

>>35938037

no theyre not, stop bullshitting, those cunts will blow your face off with those high calibre weapons

>>35937951
> Interpreting anything said by anyone in this thread on an anonymous messageboard as a "fact"

>>35938050
I'm more scared of that dangerous dog. I hope they have a licence for that killer

>>35932622
Post in this thread if you're a pedophile.

>>35938071

you're missing the kid with a bomb in his packed lunch

>>35938071

doggo didnt choose the thug life, thug life chose doggo

Saw a Google street view van the other day, lads. Just checked and I've made it on to street view for the second time.

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>>35938108
He'll never be as OG as Big Ounce

>tfw my crotch is really warm

>>35938066

They're clearly the facts as they pertain to his stupid story.

Why are you white knighting the numale? Are you a faggot with a fetish for ineffectual failures?

>>35938172

lucky bastard, i was on it in the 2009 pictures but they got overwritten and i cant even find myself by looking at older pics, shows them from a month later. Also the nobhead who lives 2 doors down from me is on street view picking up dog shit, that pleased me

>look at my house on google maps
>theres a tree outside half in my neighbours garden, half in mine
>look outside and it's not there

What the fuck lads when did this happen

>>35938329
The satellite images haven't been updated in fuck knows how long. Look for details about your hous on your local councils website, you can probably find all the documents regarding having at removed as well as some other stuff.

I found some mildly interestesting documents regarding my house when I checked it.

Just heard my back door open, I live alone

>they built houses over the playground i used to play at when i was a kid

>they knocked down the rock pub i used to go to when i was in college to get served underage and try not to be autistic around QTs

>just found out they are building a new bypass road though the fields where i go to be on my own, smoke a few cigs and watch the world go by

the world is changing lads and i dont like it

>>35938512
Is this a pasta or are you just looking for more reactions?

>>35938512
They tried to build a speed cycletrack on my childhood field

Thankfully the old fogeys round here got it thrown out.

>>35938512

That playground and pub used to be someone elses fields that got ruined by your bullshit.

Remember that you did it to someone else first.

>>35938574

nope, not pasta, just having a little rant if thats ok with you

I do beg your pardon, for we are in your garden!

>>35938760
with a hard-on

>>35938760
I'm going to poo in you water tank

The bell tolls for whom? We are in your living room!

>watching a streamer
>she doesn't put on makeup
>still beautiful
My dick

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real NEET hours desu

Just found out my younger brother is a prolific graffiti artist, he walks down train tracks spraying everything and even breaks into train yards to paint on the trains. I feel obligated to inform the British Transport Police.

Whenever I wank, I like to do a lot of foreplay. I write down "Precum" on a sheet of paper, and stick the pen in my arse. I massage my foreskin and put a grapefruit with the centre hollowed out over my cock until I start leaking. Then I begin the full grapefruiting, stopping when I'm just on the edge. I get on the table, and try to cross out the "pre" on the note with the pen still inside me. The pressure of it being presssed against my prostrate usually causes me to cum all over the note. It reminds myself that I became a better person than before. Is this normal?

I just want a 1 on 1 fist fight in a field with someone, if anyone is up I'll pay you gbp50 if you give me a good 10 minutes or if you beat the shit out of me.

>>35939580
Where do you live and are you 'ard?

>>35939580
Are you okay fighting a skinny fecker?

>>35939593
I live south east but I'll travel if given prior contact, and no I just love fighting.

>>35939535
Even Negroid art involves criminality. Get him arrested, lad.

>>35939547
Will you cum on me?

>>35939535
>I feel obligated to inform the British Transport Police.
You should report him. The bastard

>>35939601
Anyone male, non-disabled and between 18 and 40 pretty much

>>35939695
I'll fight you then. I've taken a punch to the face before and I took it pretty well so that's a plus for us both. Where abouts are you located?

Fuck it, lads. I'm done eating sugar.

Will report back with my failure tomorrow.

>>35939622
>>35939663
I will do. He acts like he's black and smokes cannabis despite our mum (who's sick) telling him not too, he's a cunt. He keeps something called a "Blackbook" where he has tons of pictures of all his crimes and i've stolen a few to provide as evidence. As soon as the house is empty I will give them a bell

>>35939710
I'm in south east but can go anywhere within reason so choose a place, field or forest a time and a date.

>>35939641
Nah, that'd be gay.

>>35939769
there's a Traveller lad from kent who posts here sometimes you should ask him to meet you for a fight

>>35939789
He'd love the fifty quid. He could buy Mr. Cuddles a nice toy

>>35939710
will you make me suck your dick afterwards

>>35939802
I'm having second thoughts. I don't want to gate AIDs from clobbering some poofter

>>35939789
Ofc yeah anybody.

>>35932720
>england
>inbred

I fucking hate this meme, get out you american twat

>>35939841
do you box or do mma?

>>35940163
Box. I want a bareknuckle rules fight.

I said some bad shit about a girl a few years ago and I think it got back to her. The more time passes the more I think about it and the more it bothers me.

What gives? She's probably doing pretty well right now and I'm a useless NEET.

>birds singing outside my window
Cunts

>>35941101

Time for bed.

goin to the shop soon

what buy

>>35932622
>>35932622
Born in cage. The darkest depths of mind
That leads us to the bottom
Corridors of psychotransmutations
You live in a lifeless time
Tragical vision of death, your pathetic disgust

Stop that lie, running masses, stand up and fight
You will be considered in the tribe of human predators
Choose you way, new-born psychopath
You will be considered in the tribe of predators

Time to run, slavery master falls, don't give up this opportunity
Better betray them and be forsaken for your own
But not for everyone else

You will remember these unholy words of truth
Scratching through the years to satisfy men's lust
And see you die
Forget those lies, society will always blame you

Abnormal product of the century genesis
Hierarchy of consumers blessed by preachers' legions' lust
Beautiful. Create. This is your grave now.

Top of indifference, this breeding misanthropy
Is reflecting my nucleons' society
The fluids of chaos with stifling atmosphere
It's horrified sensation that you've finally stuck at this place

Living nightmare when impecious men do purify own avidity
Sold the ground off in the place of tragedy
What do you search in my eyes? - Tragedy!

Barbarian system, breeding tyranny
That divides the world
Deevolution of consciousness brings to refusal of the comprehension
You purify your mind from bitter truth
And you will taste hedonistic exility
Till the end
You choose trail of pain
Face the death and obey.

>>35941334
>all of this
u wot m8

had a dream that i through a guy off a building then got a qt fembot gf

what is my subconscious trying to tell me, lads

>>35941466
google says its lyrics of a death metal aka shit song

>>35941536
You're throwing your neet self of the building then starting again.