/britfeel/

first for trying to be productive today

>>35852049
really. i feel the exact opposite.

Poo-poo, pee-pee. Poo-poo, pee-pee.

>>35852116
Feel the same. Been trying to find a contract for a month now with no avail. Kind of given up searching the job sites because they're full of old listings and new listings seem rare or a 90 minute drive away. Not sure what to do now lads.

>buy 70-100 quid trainers.
>100-200 quid jacket
>50-100 quick jumpers
>40-100 quid tees/shirts
>10 quid chinos and jeans from primark/peacock/pep and co.

Why am I such a Smithy on the other gear but cheap out on trousers, why do I find it hard actually buying cheap jackets/trainers/tees?

>>35852170
I was on the dole for 2 years. First 3 months i must have applied to over 1000+ jobs.
Heard back from like 2.
Fourth month i became so depressed and was like whats even the point?

Finally my mate got me a job nezt to him.
Been there 3 year now

How to find a qt anglo gf?

>>35852271
If I am a poor ugly slav.

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Anyone here still digging the Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga track by based Gemini Major?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

Here are the lyrics if you want to understand the song better:

Ragga (x8)
Badman no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime
Ragga (x20)
Bad girl no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime
Ragga (x12)

[Verse 1: Gemini Major]
Ragga (x4)
Badman, roll up the ganja
Rockstar, no de Rasta
Let me continue the saga
Young nigga on the come up
My nigga I'm on the road now
New rims on a Honda, up in the trap and they know
They know I'm coming like karma
Zaga, zaga, zaga, zaga
Came here for the gwalas, no time for no drama
Shabba (x4)
Dreadlocks, no barber
Badman, real life shatta
Fuck around and get popped up
She wanna roll with the bad guy
I'm the original Dondon
Swipe-a, swipe-a, no cash
Hennessy, no dash
Blowing money fast, I get paid in advance
Ragga (x4)

>>35852280
You dont. Your lot stick to your own... If your own arent taking superior anglo dick (and sending money home to their husband and kids in poland.)

>>35852305
Dont you know that nationalism is bad?

>>35852299
The single female dancer looks really awkward.

>>35852299
Utter shite mate. Id rather sean paul over this shite.

>>35852330
But lad, its not nationalism, white woman dont find slavs attractive/think theyre all rapists. (yet they take the bbc). Also, white woman for white men.

>>35852340
What do you make of the lyrics though? He's from Malawi, red pilled as fuck.

>>35852170
have you signed up with any job agencies in your local area. i was NEET for 12 years, well had a few jobs but nothing serious. my adviser told me about a job with an agency, started with the agency then got taken on full time. that was like 8-9 years ago. there are stuff out there but it is a ball ache searching through the same shit day after day.

>>35852247
Aye lad but i'm a self-employed contractor so i work small to medium length contracts rather than a full-time permie who works for one company. Quite frankly dealing with recruitment agents who are slimy pathological lying gits gets pretty demoralising real quick.

>>35852357
> literally any women is for white men
> oh why minorities are so aggressive

>>35852357
slav women for white men pls

>>35852375
I speak to recruiters regularly but I'm careful of giving my CV out willy nilly. Really hate them cunts.

>>35852360
can't understand what he's saying. is there a subbed version anywhere

>>35852402
This is easy lad. Slav birds love white lads. Theyre just cunts, users and moany bitches.

>>35852360
The lyrics are shite lad.
>redpilled.
Fucki g slags and dumping them isnt redpilled. Its normie.

Ragga ragga fag ass rasta nigga shiggydiggy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

Real tunes lad.

>>35852465
How has your morning been lad

Lunch in 3 minutes. Feeling a cheeky Italian BMT with cheese lettuce onions peepers jalapenos and southwest sause T B Q H

>people actually spend vast amounts of money on hearthstone cards

>sister started coming to my flat to use my home gym
fuck sake, at least I have a sparring partner

>>35852483
Been alright lad. Got some washing done and Nier automata arrive so finally get to play sexy cyborg simulator.

Nice one, sounds funky. i had a bowl of coco rocks, authentic.

>>35852521
Guy at wotk wants to use my home.gyn with me. We get on at wprk but dont want people coming round my crib.

Squat rack and bench only anyway.
Well got a pull up bar too.

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The reason why other threads fail is become those anons from those countries have other places to go.

We don't, for us britfeel is a way of life, the first thing we do in the morning, first thing when we get home from work, and last thing before going to bed

>mummy away for the week
>sainsburys pasta bake ready meal for breakfast

living the life

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are these names on tinder actually for real

>>35852541
look at mr fancy over here having breakfast and stuff

>>35852522
Never heard of it lad. Prison architect for me today

>>35852529
>coco rocks.
I prefer OG coco pops.

Had rice crispies for the first time.in years a few weeks ago. Just not the same as they use to be.

>>35852554
not to toot my own horn but i am pretty fancy, only the highest class of gentlemen could live this life

>>35852465
good choice lad, i do like this myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntvEDbagAw

>>35852559
the satisfaction of finding the last soft rock overpowers the original beauty of coco pops for me lad. Rice crispies? sugar or no sugar?

3am /britfeel/ is maximum comfy lads.

>>35852598
not him but i always have sugar with muh rice crispies

>>35852538
they arent true to the cause then, they dont really want to share feels and feel a belonging

>>35852553
Why not fuck them?

>>35852619
I prefer full fat milk and no sugar

>>35852617

To an extent, but it's counteracted by the fact that I'm so drained of energy by then so can't fully enjoy it.

>>35852641
full fat milk is god tier choice lad. i don't really get milk but if i do feel like it i will always get full fat. it makes a great hot choc as well

Semi skimmed is a big turn off for me, dont want to be drinking that watered down pish. you dont really get milk? i go through at least a liter of the stuff a day

>>35852637
my standards are pretty low but that is still above them

tinder starts filtering you hard if you like literally anyone so I just nope the mums and profiles like that

love this song desu fellow wagies.
should be our anthem eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCVds_Q3WE

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Do you think I'll have a better experience if I tell this hooker I'm a 28yo virgin. Or should I just try and "wing it" I've practiced plenty at home on my own.

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>>35852553
I knew an African guy in school who was named "Brilliant".

>>35852746
>>35852688
Exactly.

Go whole or go home.

>>35852777
Yes tell her.

>>35852769
Good tune

>>35852788
>go whole or go home
going to say this next time i look in the fridge at a relatives and see semi skimmed

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lads i think im actually retarded

last night while drunk I took the metal tray with my pizza on our with my bare hands and got really bad burns

>>35852761

Isn't that just a myth? I always thought every guy just swipes right all the time, that's what I'd do if I ever get it and then sort through the ones that actually match.

>>35852835
nah not a myth its an anti-bot measure

>>35852833
>think im retarded
>last night while drunk

think im seeing what the problem was desu, it was just the drink lad

>>35852825
But how can they go home if they are already home?

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>>35852128
Who did this? The fucking madman.

>>35852777
yeah tell her lad, you don't have to pretend that you're not a virgin then. you can just enjoy the experience

>>35852875
Touche, unless they were immigrants

>buys shitty milk
>deportation

chwdp

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>>35852927
>tfw it's original

chuj w dupe policji

>>35852905
Used to drink full fat milk all the time but don't like it in tea and was getting fat. Now I just stick with semi so don't come round my house.

zylaki odbytu

>>35852940
htrs

>>35852962
Thats were my fast metabolism comes in handy. do you take sugar in your tea?

>>35852952
love it lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApHJPLaEOw

>>35852825
I have skimmed milk in my tea. Not even ashamed.

>>35853017
Skimmed milk tastes like water imo

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>tfw on dnp and a cocktail of other drugs/burners/thyroid medicine/prohormones and losing insane weight on my way to 9% bodyfat
>tfw past 3 days been sleeping 12ish hours a day bedridden and sweaty, not realizing how llittle ive been drinking
>water/juice/fruits/protein drinks/sodas make me feel kinda sick, cause my thirst was blunted
>finally go to work
>piss is blackish yellow, eyes are dry, I feel like I'm about to collapse and sleep standing up, moving in slow motion

Sucks not noticing you're literally dying, luckily I found a drink that I still found delicious as hell.

At the end of the day I chugged a liter of tesco banana milk and slept 5.5 hours, now I'm actually not feeling like I'm dying.

>tfw from now till sunday I'm literally ignoring food and will just drink 3.5 liters of tesco banana/choco/strawberry milk, or some MARS MILK if I'm feeling posh

Kinda wanted to have some black pudding and prawn toast desu, sucks maybe I can tolerate a liter of water so I can fit it in.

On the bright side people at work are noticing how insanely slim I'm getting.

>>35853043
It's not that bad to me.
Only have it for my tea anyway, semi skimmed for cereal.

>>35852987
No, it's more refreshing without.

>>35853085
I can deal with semi skimmed but id go for full fat first if i can.

>>35853086
Used to take 3, only realized after cutting down my overall sugar intake and drinking sugarless tea for a bit how much better it is without.

>>35853077
how much did you weigh before you started this. what you weigh now?

>>35853077
As DNP already has so much controversy surrounding it, I have no idea what would possess you to mix it with ANY other pharmaceutical, let alone all of that shit. You are insane.

>>35853126
but he will be skinny and insane, better than me desu

>>35853077
I have no idea what those other drugs do
are they all weight loss ones? if so isnt that dangerous?

How much have you lost so far?

i want to get sectioned so i can meet mental qt girls. what's the best way of doing this?

>>35853111

i like to surprise myself so i didnt measure.

prolly 2kg in 5 days at this point.

not fat to begin with, so every kg makes a bigass diff.

>>35853156
walk around naked in public
say the poo poo pee pee man told you to do it

>>35853156
I was almost sectioned for refusing to take meds, they needs to establish you as a threat to yourself or others, mention you carry a knife (under 3 inch non locking) and you think about using it - get some self harm going or a failed suicide attempt

>>35853156
Run into asda with a hatchet in one hand and your dick in the other, do the helicopter and shout racial slurs at staff

When filling in a form asking for my educational status while taking a degree, do I put Batchelour's Degree or A Levels?

>>35853156
You can refer yourself, just say you're feeling a bit suicidal.

>>35853140

>testosterone -> well, it's testosterone
>trenbolone -> strongest steroid, allows you to lose insane weight with no muscle atrophy, lets you bulk up and prevents a TON of fat gain, also pumps your muscles up with glycogen
>winstrol -> adds a lot of strength and vascularity and really pumps your muscles with glycogen, more of a vanity than anabolic desu
>superdrol -> prohormone, a weaker version of tren
>t3 -> thyroid medicine, DNP and tren rapes your natural thyroid levels, this is just to put it to "normal range"
>clenbuterol -> fat burner, elevates heart rate, gives bad cramps
>dnp -> poison/fertilizer. insane fat burning, rapes the shit out of you

>>35853139
God knows how many years he took off his life in the process though

>>35853184
it needs to be more about the harming others. i told my gp about self harming and said it when i got assesed by a therapist. they gave me the samaritans number lel

>>35853212
weird, my self harm got me medicated

>>35853208
Why so many fat reducers? Do you have an addiction to grease?

>>35853209

>wants to be an 80 year old piece of shit pensioner who can barely function and is all around hated by everyone around him that he is inconveniencing and stealing everyone's tax money

Consider an early death a blessing, pleb.

>>35853207
not him but kek. you made me spit my spliff out then.i'm not laughing at your advice as it's good advice. but the image of an anon walking in saying yeah i just feel a bit suicidal, made me chuckle

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>>35853243

severe body dysmorphia and delusional life goals.

>>35853110
Legit cannot do full fat in tea.
You can taste the thickness, quite unpleasant.

>>35853256
Ok zyzz

>>35853220
ah yeah should of mentioned the meds. was just meaning he won't get sanctioned for self harm.

>>35853256
>medicine will not advanve in the next 50 years

>>35853321

>t-t--t-the fountain of youth WILL be available in MY lifetime!
>pp-p-p-ppermanent youth and vitality via nanomachines will happen during my lifetime and I c-c-c-can afford it e-even if it does happen!

It's alright breh, everyone needs some sort of hope/delusion in them in order to persist in this world.

>>35852746
> liter of the stuff a day

I can smell the stench of your fat rolls from here

>>35853285
I can sympathize with semi skimmed in tea for that very reason but everything else has to be full fat for me.

>>35853345
A humble 65kg, actually

>>35852746
i rarely drink milk at all.think i bought a litre a few week back and had a bowl of cereal then it went off. think the time before that was for a christmas hot choccy

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>>35853342
Yeah, like the delusion that your autism will dissipate with the fat, that you'll have to keep on popping pills to stave off.

skim milk has a higher proportion of nutrients i think i read, dude to fat being removed. breddy gud deal and doesnt make your fat...

dont do drugss

>>35853406

taste like watery shit though.

rather just have some skyr yogurt.

went to sleep at 6am due to being in britfeel..

woke up 10 minutes ago and came straight here.... i missed you guys and your feels

really surprised to wake up before 4 desu

>>35853399
Im constantly drinking straight milk instead of water

>>35853426
is it good?

>>35853439
D E H Y D R A T I O N

>>35853439
i often have a cup of milk at night

>>35853452
Milk is 70% water

>>35853434
Are you that femboy?

Got an absolute mountain of washing up to tackle. Wish me luck lads.

>>35853480
Stick some tasteful tunes on and it will be a breeze

>>35853464
its not about how much water it has, its about how much water your body uses to process it, for example...
you might notice the quality of your shits changing too
all depends on your diet...

>>35853475
I.... don't think so....

anyone seen all this?
>>35843762

>>35853480
god speed lad.... roll your sleeves up and think of england... n the queenie..

>>35853480
blimey lad, if you live alone i find it's easier to wash stuff up as you use it

fuck it. it's wank time. bit of a quarandy though. got a doggo asleep in the front room and catto hiding in my bedroom. think i'm going to have to knock 1 out in the bathroom. feel a bit tight kicking doggo out into garden so i can have a wank

>>35853494
We'll put your drawing on the britfeel fridge

My mouse was broken, so I started using mousekeys on the keyboard...

then my brother gave me a usb mouse but im still using mousekeys cus its so much more compact and it makes me feel 1337 af

>>35853494
I also drink substantial amounts of water on top of that at the gym. nope, shits are solid and great as ever

>>35853208
are they all legal to buy?
I know DNP isnt thanks to poley

>>35853522
YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE DRINKING MILK 'INSTEAD' OF WATER
FUUUUUUUU

#gonna fix myself some hot choccy in a bit

>>35853539
My bad, i meant at home i drink milk instead of water if im thirsty. would look like a bit of a twat drinking milk at the gym

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had a weird dream where i met some lads from britfeel down at the bus stop/tube station

tfw they treat you racistly, even in your dreams

>>35853565
fuck off wog/slav/paki/spic/gypo/chink

>>35853531

everything is legal to buy and own for personal use (ie don't have 50-100+ vials of filled steroids in your home).

it's the seller that can get into trouble.

>>35853576
>britfeel
>multi-racial
>ethno-diverse

>>35853588
why don't you just lift heavy, bro?

gunna take a shower now cus im all covered in my sticky cum from wanking last night and this morning

you lads think we need to install prison showers and the like?
a hose will do, right?

>>35853613

because drugs are the equivalent of a cash shop exp/drop multiplier.

Why be a free to play pleb when you can get quadruple experience and loot?

>>35853539
do you go all out with your hot choccy.
full fat milk, put some milk in a bottle and shake it up,then pour it on top of hot choccy to create a nice foamy head. also crush a bit of flake over the top.
can even be super fatty bum bum and get some pan au chocolat and cut them in half and dip it in the hot choccy.
waffles are good as well cut into soldiers and dipped in :)

>>35853631
yeah, if you like burning all your mana, ruining your glands, lymph, hormones and shit....

>>35853638
are you loaded or something?
i can barely afford a flake

>>35853274
The guy on the left looks like he has an actual micropenis. Not sure if it's caused by the steroids or if he's just compensating for it.

The guy on the right isn't exactly packing heat either.

>>35853659

Even the hardest juicers still live to their 60s and 70s in good health(till their heart explodes)/.

A casual user wouldn't even notice his lifespan down 5-10 years.

>>35853676
maybe... you'll likely start to sag as time goes on... without chemical support, your body will elastically rebound, unable to cope without the synthetic support...
it cant cope with such a radical change in metabolism, i think... thats why older bodybuilders who doped look more like shit compared to people who did it all naturally

>>35853638
nah, a fully loaded hot choc is a rare thing these days. but i do waste my money on treats evry now and again

Have to go into town but it's TOO WARM. Why can't it be winter again so I can wrap up snug. A T-shirt is not enough shielding from the outside world.

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Well lads, are you stirring last nights haggis or going for Mummy May?

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>>35853727

yeah, that's why all the old people and especially celebs/politicians are not pumping themselves up with insane amounts of HGH and "trt" to retain their youth and vitality.

Meanwhile, normie 50+ year old people have 45 inch stomachs, are morbidly obese, waddly around like fucking ducks and have four chins.

>>35853759
holy fuck that is awful

i hope all the newspaper media mongs get shot desu

private eye all day every day

>>35853779
don't tell me lad. look in the mirror and say that after after seeing arnold schwarzenegger and sly stallone topless in recent years.

>>35853737
everyone can see your nipples
just saying
how about a light jacket/hoodie?
ideal thin clothes season desu

>that captcha
>beautiful mountains
>want to go somewhere as nice as that
>one day...

>>35853779
I don't care about being muscular or even the way that I look at all, but I want to have energy and youthful enthusiasm into my old age. What drugs do you recommend?

>>35853737
i wear my hoodies all year, doesn't feel right without 1 on desu

>>35853793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTKkKEujIw

Yeah he sure does look like shit.


much rather be working class oli at 70 with a 50 inch waistline, more jowls than a bulldog and 4 chins spending 8 hours a day at the pub.

or maybe that posh cunt daniel who retired from the financial instutute walking around while convulsing and taking 35 minutes to buy his organic loaf of bread and milk in marks and spencers. Fuck I wish I was 55kg at 6ft, think of all the modeling agencies that would hire me!

Kinda hoping ied get fired today
2 hours untill I have to leave
Still no phone call
Feels badman

ay up ducks, so i like my tea really hot but i also like to make it last. will a thermo mug give me the lasting tea heat i desire?

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Got approved for a card with pretty decent cashback, lads.
We /freemoney/ now

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>>35853894
lift HEAVIER
try GOMAD
or use DRUGS

>>35854024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EugL4W2FOBw

>>35853955
it'll keep it hot longer than a normal mug not sure how much longer though

>>35853496
Fuck that, it's more efficient doing a lot at once.
Also my hands dry up and crack very easily so I'm not washing up every damn day. I do rinse shit off after using it though so it's not welded on when I come to wash up.

>>35854024
How did you get this pic of me on the right.

>>35853955
I had one but it made the tea taste shit. Get yer mam to knit a mug cosy or modify one of those neoprene one meant for cans.

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a friendly reminder for all my gym bros

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fuark orf meyte

who /BigHead/ here?

feels bad man

>>35854283
Leg day today lad

What supplements do you use?

>>35854371
I've got a pin head from the front but it goes really far back like an alien :/

Lads I need some advice. I need to go out on Friday night because my parents are having some people over and I don't want to be in the house.

I like to drink but the last thing I want to do is sit in a pub alone with normies on a friday night. No problems doing it during the week when it's quiet but friday seems like it would be awkward.

Anyone got any ideas for what I could do? Thinking about just finding a quiet spot somewhere, a bench or something and drinking some beers.

Whats a good bedroom routine with only dumbells lads?

>>35854398
go see a movie

>>35854407
Press
Flies
Curls
Negs

>>35854416
I considered it, but the cinema in my town is the only one for miles around and is absolutely plagued with normies even during the week. On a friday night it would be insufferable.

>>35854407
>>35854449
3x 8 reps of each

>>35854449
>>35854473
thanks homie

FUCK OFF ROBOT YOU DICK HEAD

Didn't die in my sleep again, Lads.

I even slept extra long to give myself more of a chance.

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Managed to only sleep 10hours, improving

dreaming of having a boy_friend

>>35854398
where you at lad?
go sit in a tree and drink
have a walk in the rural countryside or something
hide in the shed

>only tuesday
>not even 3 yet
>agreed to go to "town" on friday so one night over the weekend is ruined

At least its payday this week I guess cause other than that it's shite.

havent been able to get any weed for weeks lads, feels terrible

>>35854518
i'm going the opposite way lad. i'm wanting moar sleep. i too only had 10 hrs last night. not my pb but i'm happy with it.

>>35852032

How many here would be willing to attend a meetup?

I'm not planning one, just curious what the kind of demand for it is

>>35854615
Eh? Why wouldn't you just order online?

>>35852892
I take full responsibility.

31 YO loser

Could fucking murder a gf lads.

>>35854638
fuck knows iv never done anything like that, wouldnt even know where to start with these crypto currencies or whatever the fuck it is you have to use

>>35854653
i don't think you're meant to kill them mate

>>35854628
Ofcourse not.

origimagato

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>>35854658

Even shippy didn't murder Prim

>>35854518
can I be your boyfriend please?

>>35854674
i bet he rekt her in the bedroom though

>>35854322
Nice gains, Pepe!

Original Post

>>35854449
Here are some ideas:

ZOTTMAN CURLS
(works bicep and wrist. Bruce Lee did these a lot!)

OVERHEAD PRESS
(shoulder, tricep)
TRICEP EXTENSION
(tricep)

SHOULDER RAISES
(do variations. front and side are the main ones)

DUMBBELL PULLOVERS
(chest)

BENT OVER DUMBBELL ROWS

You can also hold weights when doing situps, squats etc.
If you put weights ina backpack and do press ups, that ain't bad either

SPECIAL MENTION
Do wrist curls.
Load the dumbbell on one side and rotate it in your wrist. Godly strength and forearm power. If its too heavy, deload and/or do plenty of zottmans.

>>35854628
am up for that.... that's the only reason I hang out here desu
so lonely

>>35854654
dont worry lad you aren't alone, this is the exact same reason i've never ordered drugs online.. i once did a brief bit of research and saw you have to buy a VPN and all sorts of stuff

plus the thought of having drugs in the mail with my address on just seems like an awful idea

>>35853638
took your advice and took the full day off, snekanon. Feeling absolutely cheeky.

>>35854674
Just how based can one guy be?

Most of these yank killers endlessly whine about how troubled they are, and how society is against them, and they barely manage 3-4 kills most of the time. They are always gothy/emo types who obviously no one would want to associate with, but old Shipman over here

>Decent, respectable individual
>Likeable friendly chap
>Trained to become a doctor
>Was a piller of his community
>Was murdering hundreds of people on the sly
>Everyone loved him and rushed to his defence
>Turned the whole of hyde against the police, for even daring to accuse him
>Couldn't be bothered with his police interview and nodded off

>>35854382
none whatsoever...
is that a surprise?
if you saw my body, you'd probably say
"nope, sounds about right"

Yo lads,

My ex oneitis invited me to her birthday house party, should I go?

Here are the factors,

1: Been avoiding her
2: Could be cute girls there
2b: Can I hit on other girls at her house party?
3: I'm not coming back to uni next year
4: I don't drink
4b: If I go, I could be tempted to drink and might make a tit of myself
5: I've been pretty sick of interacting with people lately
6: Could be my last chance to see her before I leave for good
7: Her boyfriend will be there
8: Been gettingn /fit/ lately, I've been looking pretty good
9: Should I get her a present
10: Been no porn, one fap a week for the last month
11: She will go in for a hug, might splodge myself
12: Getting a haircut today, party is on Saturday, is that enough time for my hair to recover

>>35854771
NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no but seriously, go and make good amends/bonds and have a good time
maybe one of her friends will ask you for your number?

just be nice lad

>>35854624
I slept 16hours yesterday, it doesn't feel good.

I'd rather be sleeping 6-8hours but it doesn't feel like enough for me anymore. guess its cause I don't really have anything to wake up to and would rather be asleep. I do wake up at after normal hours of sleep but just can't be bothered so lay there and re-fall asleep

>>35854677
maybe

>>35854742
>You have to buy a VPN

Bollocks.

>the thought of having drugs in the mail with my address on just seems like an awful idea

You obviously didn't do that much research.

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>>35854743
good stuff.no point going in when feeling ill.i say this with love lad but i hope you're unwell tomorrow and can have another day off ;)
just had a text through that made me think of you.
do you work for the unite union?

>>35854797
Yeah, maybe, and if its shite I dont live to far away so I can just leave quietly

>>35854804
i want to protect your smile

>>35854771
I'd go. House parties are pretty easy to fake being more normal at in my opinion compared to going clubbing or whatever.

>>35854771
You honestly think about all of that shit?

Yes go. Yes get a small inexpensive present. Whatever happens happens.

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>tfw put on "pop punk" playlist as a laught
>all these 2000's songs that made me feel like a cool rebel instead of a loser
>taking back sunday
>death cab for cutie

>>35854821
so ur saying using tor and alphabay without a VPN is perfectly fine?

>>35854840
Not really, just wanted my post to be more than

>Should I got to house party lads
>"yh"
>Thanks lads

What should I get her? She's arty and plays guitar, I was thinking I could get her an album, but should I go with something I think she'd normally pick, or pick something I think is cool that she'd like?

>>35854853
cant beat a bit of jimmy eat world lad

>>35854890
that came out to that in the middle song

i feel like if i lived anywhere else but uk i'd already be dead by now.
dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing desu

>>35854886
what's your budget?

a harmonica is a nice and cheap way of saying:
"I know you like music. Put this in your mouth and stop talking"

>>35854881
Yes. The whole point of Tor is that you don't need a VPN.

Just the latest version of the Tor browser bundle (with javascript turned off) and PGP is all you need to be safe as a buyer.

If you're selling then you need to be much more careful, but as a buyer then there's no need to be paranoid. Especially if you're just buying a personal amount of weed. No one gives a fuck.

I've done over 100 darknet transactions over the last 4 years and I've never had any problems at all with anything.

>>35854930
Probs got 10 quid to spare, I'm pretty broke, last 50 quid of my student loan

I could try and find a sparky guitar strap, I know she likes shinny thinks

>>35854804
yeah i get that. i'm same with drink and drugs.nothing else to do,plus it helps the days go quicker.
aren't you doin that couch to 5k thing. what does that involve

31 YO loser back.

Whilst on my jolly to the nightclub on Saturday night naturally I was harassing the wimmins, any of them and all of them. One guy tries to get with one of the wimmins I wanted so I shoved him away with a reasonable force. The guy just walked away like a beta and the girl started laughed, she liked that I think. Must say I'm such a dick when drunk and I feel kinda bad now.

>>35854972
buy a cheap 6 pack of beer 'for her' (or 'the party'), and drink it all.
spend the whole time slurring and puking, and making insulting threats

>>35854823
Ahahaha I appreciate the king thoughts buddy, I hope i'm better though so work is easier tomorrow, don't want work to pile up ;_;

Ahaha wew, shit. I've been clocked, I am in fact the general secretary of the unite union. If you vote for me I'll make a free union for britfeel that fights for your right for a bf! gf too i guess

>>35855003
Sounds fun, but I dont drink

>>35854993
>31
>nightclub

What you playing at? I'm same age and wouldn't be caught dead in there. We're too old for that shit.

>>35855020
get her a nice pen. chicks dig stationery....

>>35854948
how do you buy bitcoin, don't you need to provide an ID?

>>35855035
thxs for the advice but that sounds pretty gay tbqh

>>35855047
buy her a cake, or something for the party.
make sure its classy though lad. no doritos and powerade
if its something people enjoy and eat, maybe they'll suck your dick????

>>35855025
How/where else do I meet women? Anyway i should really avoid nightclubs at all costs because i get too drunk and i'm inclined to look for trouble. Last time I went to Manchester in 2014 i ended up with 2 duff legs, one knackered knee, one foot in a plaster cast and a pair of bruised knuckles.

Still the question stands where do i meet women? Maybe a bar is better IKD.

blimey lads, had a pretty large dump just now and a bloody toilet paper

>>35855069
I've sorted it, got a hair cut in a bit so I'll also pick up guitar strap that I think she'll like from local guitar store, and I've got some booze sitting in my room which I can take to the party for everyone, done, sorted, worked it out

>>35855003
Yo thats my signature move but I've moved up to taking 10-12 cans so if someone steals some I still have enough.

>>35855005
that's all good lad, but what about the 2D loves of our lives. i don't think they'll ever be accepted.i can't see us getting a bring your waifu/husbando to work day

>>35855166
Sorry to hear that lad. Are you sure you didn't accidentally wipe with sandpaper? I've had two dumps today because I'm obviously too cretinous to get it all out in one s(h)itting.

>>35855094

you sound like a real chav.

go to any weatherspoons I'm sure youll find plenty of your kind.

What was your signature teenage drink, lads?

>>35855300
Kopparberg, but i still drink it because it's delicious.

>>35855300
I've just always drank Guinness so I guess thats my thing.

>>35855253
nah lad, it was just so big it damaged my poor virginal boipucci

lads i dont even care about sex much at this point, i just want a female companion that i can look after and enjoy the little things in life with tbqhwy

im not even ugly, just relatively introverted so limited to places i can meet women.. i've tried the whole online dating websites but the majority of my experiences on there have ended up being with mental women and/or single mums. feels bad lads

>>35855310
Kopparberg is lovely, a bit on the sweet side for me though. I was/still am tennants lager or dark rum.

>>35855257
No I'm well educated and middle class. I always stick up for myself however. i was in a 'spoons establishment on Friday as it happens, i didn't find it 'chavvy' per se; just your everyday clientele.

>>35855300
Stella; not really bothered with it after they changed it from 5.2PC vol as it changed the taste for the worst.

>>35855336
>I don't care about sex
>it has to be a female

You do care about sex then.

15 pounds in my bank, pizza today, or another kind of takeaway, or something else?

ARE YOU ALL WHITE?????

>>35855380
>relationships are purely about sex

You sound autistic

>>35855385
Go buy some food.

For 14quid I got 4cans of Cider, three pizzas, 60 chicken tendies, mayo, sausages, 6x pitta bread nd aunt bessies chips.

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>>35855300
didn't really have a signature drink i drank
mad dog 20/20
skol lager
millers was a popular 1
suppose the drink that's stuck with me through the years is newcastle brown ale, love that stuff.

>>35855406
it has to be done from the safety of my room since im too scared to leave my house

>>35855397
of course, /britfeel/ is a whites only zone lad

>>35855385
save up and invest in the stock market

>>35855300
vodka

>>35855397
I am not I'm afraid, I am mixed race.

>>35855413
thats fucking sad lad, hopefully death will take you soon.

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>>35855413
>im too scared to leave my house
I never know if this is a real thing, or just a meme

>>35855443
i thought tendie comas were only legend

>>35855441
i hope for it every day

>>35855443
i can assure you im not memeing, the last time i left my house was at the start of this month, with my mum to take me to the dentists, even with my mum its a horrible experience and that was just being driven somewhere

>>35855409
Ever tried buckfast?

>>35855300

I never drank as a teenager, and I rarely drink now

>>35855456
its a metaphor
chicken/neet/hikki

both raised in a box
have no idea of the outside world
never gets laid
no social life, despite being next to countless others
eventually slaughtered for money
very tender and juicy
sad
ugly
ungraceful
clucks

>>35855484
Do you have any vices? i personally cant stand the thought of being sober for a month.

>>35855250
You're right lad, I should not have left them out of the agenda.
Take your daki to work day shall commence annually every first Monday of November!

>>35855300
Golden Valley cider

Sunday morning is every day for all i care lads

>>35855385

buy some black pudding, crumpets and marks milk you faggot.

and dont forget the beans.

>>35855431
are you that mostly white autist chap?
hows it mate?
keeping on press ups, yeah?

>>35855300
There was only Blue WKD and Smirnoff Ice when I was a kid. Eventually at some point we realised Frosty Jacks was cheaper, then we just ended up stealing bottles of Vodka from Marks and Sparks.

>>35855542
i think you have me confused with someone else desu

gonna take a dump and then walkabout on t'hill overlooking lundun tuwn
wish me luck its fucking cold outside

>>35855300
I didn't give a fuck back then, I'd just have whatever was cheap. My local Spoons always had a selection of regional ales for like 1.99 a pint, most tasted like piss but occasionally you'd get a nice one

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>>35855507

Gambling

but think I should quit after yesterday, I went in the bookies 6 times yesterday and won 120 quid by the end, but every single time I went in the bookies I went over my limit and by sheer luck ended up

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New tattoo honest critic lads?

>>35855555

want to see the GET

>>35855556
sorry, ah, lad... lad, right? so what race?
indian superior race here

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>>35855565
>on t'hill overlooking lundun tuwn

The supreme gentleman always talked fondly of some hills he went to in his childhood that overlooked London

>>35855587
WM/BF

>>35855581
Tattoos are for utter degenerates with no sense of style

You however are the exception. I love pepe the frog! :)

>>35855581
looks bomb as hell brah

kys

>>35855596
w-who?

>>35855587
five 5s cuck faggotry bull shit

>>35855576
Thats a dangerous one indeed, be careful lad.

>>35855336
I feel the same way however I think it would end up making me feel worse having a close female friend that I knew I could never fug

>>35855621
>looks bomb as hell brah
Sweet!
>kys
oh.. alright

>>35855632
its only kys if it aint you

its actually pretty decent

marked for lyf tho

NEET FOREVA

>>35855475
nah not heard of it before lad, is it nice, might keep an eye out for some

what meds are you lads on and why?
aripiprazole 20mg and mirtazapine 15mg here, to treat psychosis

>>35855581
pepe looks almost normal there...
so peaceful... eyes look almost correct
froggy lips contorted into the shadow of a smile

>>35852410
>but I'm careful of giving my CV out willy nilly
Why? Do you only have a limited number of copies?

>>35855680
story?

I'm on various creams and ointments, inhalers, steroids all that shit

never take it though

used to take antidepressants

>>35855581
>that filename
timestamped pic or it's utter bull shite you're chatting

>>35855680

omeprazole 20mg for G.E.R.D, back in the day when it was really bad i was spewing up 4-5 times a day, it has gotten better over the years but i cant even drink booze again without getting violently sick, feelsbadman

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>>35855680
100mg sertraline, I should get checked for being a schizo imo, my uncle was one. I have some concerning traits.

anyway.

>Look he's asleep
>Petey, Petey, Wake up!
>Oooh look Aunt May, he's got a hardon.
>Oh my god!
>You're gunna have to tuck it back into his pants cause he's gunna be real embarrased if he wakes up like this
>No, I don't wanna touch it
>But he's your nephew!
>Well zip it up or something!
>Ooh it's so big, we might hurt him!
>Well cover it, take a pillow! Do something!
>Urgh! I'll do it if you're gunna be such a prude!
>Prude?!
>... it's too stiff, just let me slicken it up a bit and then it'll slide right in!
>Marsha do you have any idea what you're doing?!
>Well hell yes I do it all the time!
*Peter Slumbers
>G-go back to sleep Petey
>Wh-whats going on Aunt May?
>You're getting your cock sucked kid.

>>35855680
Steroid inhaler for asthma

>>35855719
The was hot in The Wrestler and I'm pretty sure she got her tits out aswell.

>>35855581
As the other anon points out the file name suggests your image was downloaded from a chan. Secondly the glittery pigment suggests face paint rather than a tattoo.

Timestamp or do a flip faggot.

>>35855622

Indeed, and there seem to be a lot of gamblers on britfeel.

Both of my grandfathers were teetotal gamblers too actually.

>>35855402
When you are solely concerned with the sex of the person, it's about sex.

>>35855680
I take 200mg of morphine, daily.

>>35855700
>story?
at the age of 15-16 had my first episode spent until the age of 18 halluciating having delusions etc, go to doctors they notice I carry a knife, they dose me up just realized greentexting will be easier to read
>take myself off meds cause they're worse than the symptoms
>hear listening device buzzing in my arm
>start trying to cut it out
>12 stitches and a psych eval later they dose me up again this time it's medicine or hospital
>been taking meds ever since
>plan on taking myself off them
>even with the meds I'm unsure as to how much of my life actually has happened

meds cause me to be dumb as fuck, I struggle to think, I dribble, half of my words come out slurred

>>35855719
>I have some concerning traits.
what like if you don't mind me asking?

>tfw emailing an employer to say that i only have one recent professional reference (instead of two) and asking if this is okay
Can already feel my application being tossed into the trash, lads

>>35855782
I never put myself in the position to gamble. my vices are drink and drugs.

>>35855300
lucozade

Only 50 minutes left. I think I'm gonna make it. Not even half way through the week yet which is disgusting.

>>35855806

how often to they actually check the references? because i think im just gonna make some up, get a cheap simcard in an old phone and be my own reference

Going paki shops lads, anyone want anything?

You have to give me the money for it though.

>>35855851
get me 1 of those kp choc dip thingys please

>>35855851
a packet of dylan brewers, I'll give you the money when you get back

>>35855831

I consciously made a decision to be straight edge so that I would never become dependant on substances, but went straight into gambling without realising that too would end up addictive

>>35855851

cornetto

>cornetto

>>35855802
>what like if you don't mind me asking?

Hallucinations
Delusions
Disorganised thinking
lack of motivation
slow movement
change in sleep patterns
poor grooming or hygiene
difficulty in planning and setting goals
not saying much
changes in body language
lack of eye contact
reduced range of emotions
less interest in socialising or hobbies and activities
low sex drive.

The hallucinations I get are sometimes Auditory, gunshots people yelling as if they're in the room with me. Visually they kick in more when I close my eyes I see places with no real meaning, it's as clear as the most HD TV screen, sometimes I forget I have my eyes closed.

>>35855851
Rubicon and a pork pie m8

>>35855690
Erm no; they're soft copies so they're infinite.. I'm careful with them because I'm inclined to change my CV to suit a particular role, thus I don't want too many of my CV's in public because they may contradict one another and bring my integrity into disrepute. Secondly recruiters can sell them to other recruiters and companies.

>>35855851
Need some baccy and papers lad. See if they got any 9g or 12.5s left.

>>35855851

Get me a pack of johnnies lad, I'm out of the pull tonight and planning to smash some mad pussy

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>>35852833
Just the drink lad.
But fuck me, cringed at the thought. Keep those bad boys moisturised.

>>35855905

ive been stock piling 12.5s ready for when they stop selling them, last night i was told "we stop next week" i think thats what he said but hes Sri Lankan so he nobchats alot

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>>35855847
>how often to they actually check the references?
Depends on the job, but this is one of the ones where they definitely 100% will check both references.

I work a crappy job at the moment in a warehouse who didn't check my references (I asked my old line manager, and he didn't get a call from them), but this is a white-collar office job for a big firm in London.

>>35855871
Have you ever taken any substances?

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Lets just be glad these days are over

>>35855912
>out on the pull on a Tuesday night

Are you planning to pull 50 something alcoholics?

>>35856004
The great thing about 50 something alcoholics is... there's 50 something of them.

>>35855978

Never taken any illegal drugs, I have drunk before, but never really got into it and now I've decided to stay teetotal.

I have the occasional cigar

Every now and then I go to the stationary room and throw some shit at the wall. Helps me avoid punching co workers.

>>35856064
Best way to be. i bet the thought of taking them has sparked your curiosity though

>tfw don't drink, do drugs, gamble, engage in sex, and drink minimal caffeine (no tea, coffee or soft drinks)
>tfw the ultimate straight edge
how does it feel knowing you faggots will never be as boring as me

>>35856092

Not really, weed stinks so bad I don't think I could even stand a single spliff.

I work in a pharmacy and see enough junkies to be put off harder stuff for life anyway

>>35855783
>>35855380
not quite sure how you came to that conclusion lad, my point is that i want a gf that i can love and enjoy a relationship with rather than just a woman whos sole purpose is for me to put my todger inside

i dont want a boyfriend because im not attracted to men

>>35856115

The benefit of being straight edge is that taking drugs will often have negative consequences in the long term, and you avoid that becoming happier and healthier in the long term

If you're happy then that's great, I hope you have found other ways of having fun

>>35855509
i like it, but could we amend it to daki/figurine
bit messy working in a factory, i wouldn't be able to keep her clean ;_;

>>35856115
depends on your reasons. if you're straight edge because drugs etc stop you from improving yourself, then i am proud of you. however, if you're not doing drugs etc and just sitting there watching anime and playing games, then i think you're retarded.

>>35856115
for what purpose? fair play to you but i dont really see the point in limiting your self to that extent, degeneracy is great in small doses

>>35856143
>I want a friend who is {sex}
>but it's nothing to do with sex

You're a retard.

>>35856203
Gender has nothing to do with sex >>>/lgbt/

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>>35856230
I don't think you understand what sexes are.

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>>35855983

i can really taste spring in the air on my /nightwalks/ now, im just not looking forward to really humid nights in summer

>>35856250
Why are you associating the term "sexes" with the actual act of sex?

>>35856203
but i dont just want a friend, i want a proper relationship what are you struggling to understand about that? i dont want to live my life alone i want to live it with a companion whos presence makes life more pleasant and eventually will bare my children

im not saying i just want a friend, if that was the case it could be either male or female. i dont just want a friend i want somebody with a deeper emotional connection who i can spend my time with on a daily basis

theres a big difference between a relationship and a friendship, just because sex isnt my priority it doesnt mean im just looking for a friendship 'retard'>>35856199

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Elliot Rodger is /ourguy/


unsurprisingly unoriginal for r9k

>>35856266
Are you really this stupid?
This is what you said
>I want a female friend
>but I don't care about sex

You clearly DO care about sex, otherwise you wouldn't have specified it.

>>35856199
>for what purpose?
alcohol and every drug i've ever tried triggers my anxiety really bad, so i just abstain from everything (can't understand people who say that weed makes them feel relaxed, i had two panic attacks after smoking it)

the sex part is mostly because i'm boring and can't get laid though

>>35856266
tbf, if you want to be partners with a particular sex its because you're sexually attracted to them, and therefore care about sex even if its just a bit.

if you where truly asexual, you wouldent mind if your partner was a fat old man unless meh social stigma

>>35855902
It's one thing to tailor your cv for specific jobs by putting emphasis on different skills or experiences you've dealt with which you would consider more appropriate, however there shouldn't be any contradictions unless you're lying about stuff. You pick and choose aspects of your life to include, as long as you're honest you can change it to suit anything without worry because it's your life. There are no contradictions because you've lived it.
And you're second point, recruiters giving it to other recruiters. How is that a problem? All that can possibly happen there is you could be matched up with a job you wouldn't have been before. If you're looking for work you want as many places as possible to know about you to increase your chances of finding employment

>>35856299
For the record im not the original poster im just a guy who thinks you are retarded. Just because you don't want sex doesn't mean you are comforable spooning a man and watching a rom-com.

There are distinct differences between men and women besides the sexual organs. He's not a faggot, he doesn't want to compliment some dude on his outfit and bear his soul to him,

>>35856298
eliot is a yank, even if he was born in Britain. british people would of handled his situation differently

>>35856340
Nobody is talking about intercourse here you fucking idiot.

>>35856340
>butts into a conversation
>has no idea what it's about and makes a fool of himself

>>35856352

He has that unique British autism, he didn't really fit in with American chad culture

>>35856340
>>35856356
why does every disagreement have to end in insults?

all it does is diminish your argument and turn it into a fight rather than a debate

>>35856250
>all this reading
>not just calling gender a spook and being done with it.

>>35856384
>He has that unique British autism

most british people in his position just moan about it, and try to go clubbing with the intent to pick up girls but do nothing about it. british people normally except that they are fuck ups, even the autisits. eliot was too edgy.

britfeel logic strikes again

if you want a relationship and arent prioritizing the sex then get a bf

long
every
lel

Any other lads watchng Wrestlemania this sunday?

>>35855336
>>35856381
>>35856356

>lads i dont even care about sex much at this point
>sex generally meaning intercourse not the term "sex" or "sexes" which doesn't make any fucking sense in context
>autists take it to mean Biological sex for no reason because he clearly stated he wanted a female

Kys retards.

>>35856449
no. i have tried to get back into wrestling a few times. i find it too boring. its too yanky tbqh. they need to bring out a good british wrestling show and put it on the bbc

>>35856472
>good
>british

Pick one, you brexit spastic

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>sister won't let me mod the wii

I kind of feel sorry for the prison gays who have fell for the 'get a bf' meme

>>35856466
>says he doesn't care about sex
>goes on to demand a certain sex

so clearly, he clears about sex

>>35856472
>they need to bring out a good british wrestling show and put it on the bbc
World of Sport is coming back to ITV.

>>35856490
OH MY GOD HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU BE.

Fuck sake, the /r9k/ "just be a faggot meme" is real.