I did it guys

Take her back to the ocean

stay off rk9 normie

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Holy shit. What am I gonna do when she wakes up and realizes that I'm a complete sperg NEET fag. I'm not capable of holding a conversation with my own mom let alone some chick.

>>35798791

What exactly did you do? Just walk into some random bar and a female descended upon you?

help cuz i m retarded

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>>35798810
She's not fat dude, she just laying at a weird angle

>>35798872
OP, you brought home what is commonly referred to as a "broad."

Now get out you fucking normie!

>>35798864
I took an uber to the city and ended up getting pretty drunk and managed to strike up a conversation with her. She seemed pretty cool. We smoked some weed in her car and she had me drive home. I live near a really big city

>>35798905

But like, did she approach you? Were you just sitting there drinking and suddenly shes talking to you?

I wanna be cool like you but dont know what to do

>>35798845
>pancake ass
>acne
>back hair
disgusting

>>35798953
Found the virgin
>>35798905
Rate her looks

Spread her ass cheeks so we can see her butthole

>>35798845
Her butt crack looks so weird. Like it's a few inches too long. Also pancake butt

>>35798990
thats not her whole crack you nitwit

>>35798940
After taking some Xanax, I sat at the bar and had some drinks by myself trying to get drunk enough to manage to get the courage to talk to some people. An hour and a half later I'm still sitting at the same spot hammered and she comes up and said "notice you've been over here by yourself for the last 30 minutes I've been here" we just kinda started talking after that. First genuine interaction with a female I've had in months. I've been a robot since 2012 so all these guys calling me a normie can fuck off. I'm not sure what to do when she wakes up.

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>>35798845
EW WTF Her ass looks like a pair of knees covered in Acne. How does that even happen, fucking disgusting. Enjoy your megaAIDS OP.

>>35798982
She's a solid 6/10. Not amazingly hot but then again I'm not the greatest looking guy either

>>35799033

Are you attractive? I might give it a try then but I feel like I wont get the same results

>>35799033
Give her the diddly.

Also post some more of her

>>35798845
Get yourself checked for herpies. That bitch is nasty

>>35799033
>does drugs
>drinks alcohol
>I've been a robot since...

Yep it is a normie. Kill yourself.

>>35799033
Act tired and hungover so she dosen't expect a lot energy wise, that way you have some breathing room. Open up by talking about how good breakfast sounds, she probably is hungover and wants something yummy. Ask her if she has any ideas, take her to a greasy spoon.

>>35798982
>rate her

Now I know this is a thinly veiled cuck thread. Seriously slit your neck, pathetic fucking scum. Sage

post a pic of your dick in her ass.

You fucking faggot show her asshole

>>35799106
This. I also think I see some jizz in that second pic. Did you creampie her?

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>>35799072
>>35799054
Get my post OP? I stand by that, solid strategy that gives you an excuse if you get sluggish and takes the focus off of you onto yummy hangover cures. I wish you luck, you can do it! 6/10 is a lovely first conquest, keep it up and you'll be experienced, which is what they love.

>>35799033
Give her a bowl of hard-boiled eggs. Make as many as you have.

It's tradition, she'll know what to do.

>>35799033
>acts like a normie
>"B-but I've been here since 2012"
Fucking normalfags

>>35799131
>you have to eat these

>>35798872
Uh... what the fuck am I looking at here

>>35798791
YOU'RE A NORMIE NOW GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35799158
idk like a shoulder or something
i had this problem too

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>>35798987
>>35799061
To everyone who thinks I'm a normie I got prescribed Xanax for anxiety and I've been on r9k since 2012.

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TICKLE HER VAGINA WITH YOUR DICK

>>35799193
>2012.
Thats when the normies invaded
Good job

>>35799129
Sounds like a plan dude.

>>35799193
Dude come on... she was being nice to you at the bar and shit. This is just disrespectful man. What if she's awake when you're doing this shit?

>>35799193
this girl either
>is so completely passed out she doesn't notice op spreading her cheeks
>or this girl is cool with op taking all these pictures
i'm just sort of confused

>>35798791
Wake her up and fuck her again OP

>>35799193
shot of her tits?

>>35798791
Get the fuck off my board.
Have a good rest of your life... kid

>>35799193
anyone else really want to pop that pimple in the bottom right corner

I don't believe an /r9k/ sperg could get laid but if he did why the fuck wouldn't you wake up when someone makes your asshole gape?

>>35799221
Don't mention the xanax, and for christs sake, stop touching her like that while she is asleep, that could turn bad.

let's see her uvula while we're at it, op

Quick, strange her and dump the body in a back ally dumpster.

Post some tits

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>>35799106
>>35799229
She's still asleep dude I'm cool. She's really drunk

>>35799294
inb4 she died on heart failure

>>35799294
Put your peepee in her pie hole

>>35799225
Fuck off with your whiteknight faggotry

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>op is posting pictures of a dead girl

>>35799294
Post her face then.

>>35799324
unlikely, she would have collapsed well before getting to his house. By the time she got there everything should have been already in her system at peak level.

>>35799193
Only normies take xanax

>>35799294
This is getting good
Hola FBI

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Post more pics you fag
Genitalia

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shes fuckin dead jim
also
>robot
>has the courage to go alone to a bar
>some girl asks HIM FIRST

Chick looks at least half-asian. You dun' gook'd.

>fucking fatties

LEL

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>>35799386
CHAD DOES NOTHING AND GETS PUSSY WHILE YOU JERK OFF TO LOLI PORN AT 2AM CRYING YOURSELF INTO SLEEP

>>35799424
why do you think hes only showing her backside? the gut must be massive

>>35798791
>have sex for the first time
>beautiful girl naked in bed

Oh shit I better go grab a notebook and let r9k know

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>>35798791
>zits on ass
>roastie vag

holy shit. how do girls like this get laid and i can't even find a bf?

>>35799193

insert your dick, fuck her one more time for us.

>>35798845
I refuse to believe that is a human ass

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>>35799193
I'll never understand how normies do it. Just sleeping nude in the bed with someone who is also nude. What if you get a boner in the night and start fucking her in your sleep? What if she rolls over on you? What if you roll over on her and kill her accidentally?

>>35799442
well you dont see either of those things when you meet a girl typically, but when guys meet you they get a good look at your personality :^)

>>35799469
Wtf how much do you weigh to kill some one?

I'm pretty sure this girl is awake through all this and pretending to sleep

>>35799478

show stomach you pussy

>>35799478
if you have a shower with her in the morning please for the love of god scrub that zit covered ass

>>35799478
what do you mean u had sex but sh has perfect make up

>>35799478
At least she didn't paint her eye brows so there's that.

>>35799478
Yeah not bad, nose is a bit big but doesn't matter.

>>35799478
she fat bet she has big ol gross cellulite titties

Wow. I can't imagine the easy mode of this shit.

I've been out to hundreds of bars in my life and never once come close to bringing one home.

I'm short and ugly.

I fucking hate good looking people who pretend to have problems. How on earth can you pretend to have problems when your "problems" are solved by just showing up at a bar and having a girl come on to you?

You good looking faggots should just fucking die already or at least leave the fucking site.

>>35799478
She's really hot well done op.

>>35799487
I'm only 145 pounds tbqh, but I still have the fear

>>35798791
How do you look OP?

>>35799530

This thread put me in such a bad mood.

I fucking hate how easy all you assholes like OP have it.

OP, I seriously hope you get cancer and die a long painful death.

I hope you are that asshole OP

>>35799478
oh, she is a cutie, that's kind of surprising.
can we expect uvula pics yet?

>>35799530
we both know if a girl ever did that to you and they may well have done so already, your shit personality and social skills would have ruined any chance of you bringing her home with you

>>35799478
inb4 daterape charges

>>35799557

This, OP

PLEASE post how you look, maybe give us some hope man, or not

>>35799478
Dude, nice. Can you greentext the story of how you approacher her/she approached you and how it went from there? I turn 21 soon and I wanna know how you pulled this off. Also, ignore all the faggots commentating on her looks. They're virgins and will forever be virgins because they shoot too high.

>>35799478
She's cute

gf material

Shame you're turning her into a bunch of losers' fantasy object

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>>35799478
FUCK YOU OP I HOPE YOU DIE YOU CHAD CANCER REEEEEE
No really congrats but get the fuck out and never come back

>>35799577

My social skills are fine. My personality has only become shit over the years of being short and ugly leading to shit results with women.

While guys like OP need to take drugs just to talk to people and still get laid with no effort.

He can go fuck himself and die in a gutter.

>>35799594
Getting laid/having a GF doesn't make you a normie though.

If singles you must post pic of your face op.
If dubs you must praise kek op.

>>35799618

Wtf? Of course it does. It's the definition of normal.

If there's anything significantly wrong with you you won't be able to do that.

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>>35799618
-t norman

>>35799618
That's like the one universally agreed-upon definition of "normie."

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>>35799082
Sage goes in all the fields newfriend.

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no tits so far

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>>35799642
>>35799647
I have a couple FWBs so I get laid on at least a weekly basis but that does nothing to release the grip crippling anxiety and depression has on my life.

>>35799686

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP

>>35799686
Ok this is bait
Fuck yourself OP

>>35799686

If there was anything actually wrong with you, you wouldn't have "a couple FWBs".

>>35799686
Let me see your face you fucking Normie

>>35799716
>>35799715
>>35799709
>>35799695
thanks for the (you)s lad senpai

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>>35799686
although someone regularly receiving sex could certainly be diagnosed with a depressive or anxiety disorder in the DSM-V, i would really say that someone experiencing "crippling" depressive or anxious systems would not be able or willing to engage in intercourse

regards, 3rd shift pseudoscience student

fucking minions, make me bite every time

if ur not normie how'd you get xanax

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>>35799478
yore under a vest

>>35799730
You rat bastard
Is the girl real?

>>35799761

Further proof that average white guy = easy mode.

Are you tall?

>>35799761
You're a 6/10. Looks don't matter. It's about confidence.

>>35799761
Are you in university with a job too?

>>35799761
Shouldn't have done that op lmao.

>>35799761
>no timestamp
Trash

>>35799761
You look like my friend Trevor if he had blonde hair, he's also a fuckboy and a normie

>>35799761
fucking hell what is with the sideways pictures

>>35799782
more like 4-5/10

OP is a normie guy with a gf (or sister that wanted to see our reaction) so they teamed up and created this story to laugh at us. I bet that girl is awake right fuckin now.

>>35799794

Does anyone still refute that average white guy = Chad?

>>35799809
As a fellow average white guy who's never had sex/a girlfriend, yes.

>>35799814

Have you tried doing what OP did?

>>35799782
>le confidence meme

first of all he got aproached first
second if someone is confident it doesnt guarant anything if hes ugly he will get rejected and ends up like the nigger tryhard yelling my time is now

>>35799801
>tfw no sis who lets you play with her ass for a prank on a taiwanese trading card board

>normie posts selfie
>thread explodes with all the rage of the swathes of disgusting neckbeards decades of pent up crushing loneliness

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>>35799761
sup Cameron

>inb4 OP pusses out and deletes thread

lmao

>>35799820
But he's too confident to give a fuck about rejection and carries on until he gets what he's going for. It's those who cower at rejection that never score.

>>35799809
its all relative the grass is always greener etc

>>35799818
I don't go to bars but I do meet/interact with women regularly

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>>35799761
>Iphone
As if we needed any more proof you're a normie; I don't even fucking own a cellphone, or drive a car, or go outside, because I'm not a fucking normie. Now snap a pic of her tits normie.

>>35799809
That's racist, just because I have good genes and thus am 6'2 with a 7"~ dick doesn't make me Chad.

>>35799591
>gf material
>Literal beef curtains
>fucked an autist after knowing him for mere hours
>drank so heavily she's being posed like a barbie by Fumblefuck McSperg and is staying asleep
That's not a good gf to have.

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>>35799856
Isn't this site for robots trying to become normies? Isn't that what we all want?

>>35799801
>sister
confusedyoungnigger.jpg

>>35799850

Average white guy = easy mode. I've never met an average white guy who has trouble getting laid.

Not one.

OP is a perfect example.

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>>35799478
>>35799807
THAT'S IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35799868

Sure. I want to be tall and handsome but that won't stop me from being short and ugly.

And that won't stop me from hating people who have what I can't.

>>35799868
Speak for yourself lad the only thing I don't love about my perfect hikki life is the fact I wont get to stick my dick in a pussy at least once.

>>35799868
We all want to be normies but some people on here are so fucked up they have no hope and only get satisfaction by hating on normalfags. I'm one of the "lucky" robots that has a chance to be a normie but I sympathize with the rest.

>>35799860
>she's qt
>she can't control how her pussy looks
>the autist fucked her too and would fuck any other girl before knowing her most likely
>implying there's anything wrong with drinking a lot

fag

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>>35799801
>sister
How would you go about asking your sister to do this? Just for the (You)'s of course

>>35799193
Why does your thumb look gross

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>>35799896
Maybe his sister is a fembot and they have an incest relationship?

Fuck you normie get the fuck out reeeeeeeeeee

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GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

FUCKING NORMIES!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35799894
>>she can't control how her pussy looks

Uh, yeah she can. Very easily. Labiaplasty is a simple surgery.

>>35799903
Looks like he caught an STD from her that is literally eating his flesh.

>>35799894
>She can't control how her pussy looks
Lel
>The autist fucked her too
Lock/key. Men are the more naturally hypergamous sex.
>Implying there's anything wrong with drinking a lot
Alcohol is degenerate so yeah

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>>35799856

>android

red dit shit

>>35799868

That's what r9k used to be. Self loathing, feels, and not quite fitting in but wanting to.

Not reeeeee

>>35799919
i'm saying that not all pussies are innies inherently you moron

labiaplasty is expensive as fuck too lmao

am i a average white guy if my parent was white and the other turkish?

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>>35799924
>reading comprehension
Paint a train.

>>35799923
>it's okay for men to be hypersexual but not women
>alcohol is degenerate

lol

Glad to see other robots are out getting laid. Fuck these permavirgins reeing and keep doing what you're doing OP

>>35799934
Turks are white.

>>35799894
if you make a gf of someone like this you will quickly become diseased and ridiculed by those who know about what's going on, but that's none of my affair.

>>35799933

Labiaplasty is a joke surgery that takes no effort or money to get.

Meanwhile I've had jaw surgery once and need 3-4 more surgeries just to have a normal face.

Look up leg lengthening surgery if you want to know what real surgery costs both in money and risks.

Having an innie vagina takes no effort for women compared to what they expect of men.

>>35799947
>It literally is
>It literally is
Do you have an argument, faggot, or are you just gonna shitpost?

>be white, tall and blonde

>stand in bar doing nothing and get easy 6-7/10 pussy in bed

Thanks for confirming the obvious, OP. Now fuck off.

>>35799953
but ive got brown eyes and black hair

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>>35799478
Post pics of her feet OP

>>35799978
Go check out Chernobyl and report back if you find anything cool.

>>35799761
>deleted
what did he look like

>>35799978
So do many other white people. You don't need blue eyes and blonde hair to be white my dude. Ignore /pol/.

>>35799933
>Expensive as fuck
Like $3000. Even with a shit job that's like a year or two of savings.

>>35799995
c 35799831
>>35799831

>>35798845
oh god anon, what have you done....
you at least wrap it up?

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>>35799995

Average white guy = easy mode.

Now I want everyone on this site to stop denying it.

>>35800002
You forgot she's a woman. If she really wanted it she could just have sex with a couple older guys and have it in under a week.

lol this thread was a trip to read all the way through, good for you OP but that ass is horrid and you shouldnt be that proud over a horribly average chick, but hey you gotta start somewhere right.

>>35800000
nice quints bruv
witnessed

>>35800014
nigga his head's a cylinder.

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>>35800000
nice numerals

you're right that light-colored eyes and blond hair aren't obligatory to be white

>>35799953
now THAT i don't know about, sure there are people in the world that self-identify as Turks that would be considered white by a majority of folks, there are bound to be in such a populous nation

but your average turk being white? WEW

>>35800027

So what? Just be white.

OP was like a 6 or 7 out of 10 in looks though (he wasnt fat or anything) so isnt it completely normal for him to get a 6 or 7 girl? He deserves it.

>>35800014
Until I have a gf I will never stop denying it.

>>35800014
holy fuck you look like a straight up bot, my self esteem shot up a couple points. if a dildo like you can get laid then why am i doubting myself.

>>35800040
I'm white, how do I get a slut delivered to my door I don't wanna go outside I'd rather sit here at my computer like always.

I'm 100% serious prove your theory by getting me laid.

>>35800043

Fucking up on easy mode doesn't mean you're not on easy mode.

>>35800048

I hate all these normies.

Ugly people and legit autists should be the only people allowed on this board. We could have a decent site then.

>>35800000
Please everybody stop and check my digits before continuing.

OP is going to regret this thread when he sobers up.

>>35800065
I checked them silently but fine have a (You).

>>35800057

Go do what OP did. That's it.

I said easy mode. Not tutorial mode. If you want that you have to look like a male model.

>>35799442
Show us your superior axe wound then

Getting laid has always been easy. Most of you think you're uglier than you really are so and that kills your confidence. I'm sure most people here have had a girl like them at some point in their life

>>35800057
Don't go to /r9k/ to get laid. Be an autist around enough drunk girls and at least one will suck eventually

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>>35800014
This frail white guy gets laid and I don't.

WHITES CANT BE ROBOTS

>>35800072
But I don't wanna leave my room, walk to a fucking pub sit there for possibly hours drinking overpriced alcohol hoping some slut that probably has stds picks me for whatever reason.

I've never even been to a pub I bet there are a bunch of loud normies there every night watching football.

>>35800101

One or two girls into you in your whole life doesn't make getting laid "easy".

You would have to capitalize perfectly on every opportunity with no room for error to get laid just once or twice that way.

It's not easy at all.

Are you a 5'10" white guy?

>>35800041
OP is ugly as duck. Looks like an inbred.
The girl has a real cute face but meh body.
She must be hitting the wall or was really fucked up.

>>35800110
>whites can't be robots
>posts italian

Post tits already Jesus

>>35800110

If that's you and you don't get laid you're autistic or not trying.

>>35800110
Maybe don't have downs in public.

>>35800101
Being fat, ugly and actually autistic, I don't think I've ever had any person let alone a female like me.

>>35800110
Are you a spic slime or just a light skinned nigger? really can't tell

>>35798845
>op takes a pic of his own ass
>expects everyone to believe it's a girl's
No.

>>35800101
Where the fuck do you think you are?
Fucking touris, summers not here for another few months.

>>35800151
>op takes a pic of his own pussy
>expects everyone to believe it's a girls
what

>>35800110
you must really be autistic

>>35798905
>uber
>xanax
>getting drunk
>weed
OP, here's some good news: you're a standard failed normalfag, not a robot. What stops you from holding a conversation is only in your head. Normalo up and talk to your lay.

>>35799229
Abused girls sometimes do a freeze up and wait until it's over thing, actually. They learn it from when they first started getting messed with in their sleep by their fathers and such.

>>35800172
There's no way that's actually him. I'm nowhere near as good looking or in shape as him and I've gotten laid. Hell with looks like that that guy surely has girls coming after him

>>35799442
It's all about the face. See >>35799478
mustache aside

>>35800149
A spic slime or a considerably white nig-spic, basically quadroon.

For all who are saying I must be autistic, it didn't turn out that way but over time I've just degraded to the point that I've almost entirely forgot everything about socializing. But, regardless, women don't show attraction towards me, at least those racially similar to me because white women wouldn't even consider me.

>>35800198
You want a time stamp?

>>35800245

Have you tried Tinder with some decent pictures taken by your mom to look natural?

>>35800265
Yeah I refuse to believe that's you

>>35798845
I didn't know ass acne was a thing till now

>>35800190
there's another possibility i didn't consider. a completely possible one, at that.

Oh must of wussed out. Since he's not posting a front shot.

>>35800245
Bruh fir real? Im of superior African descent and i get nothinf but 9/10 white girls all over my dick

>>35800342
She woke up and called the police, OP is a rapist praying on a vulnerable drunk girl and even after he raped her he started groping her and taking pictures, what a creep!

>>35800367
Don't forget he also drugged her.

>>35800367
idk if this is a joke but it's never ok to take naked pictures of someone without their consent and post them with their face on the internet

i hope she knew what was happening the whole time and called the police lol

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>>35800279
Yes and I'm too autistic to hold a conversation.
>>35800282
Pic related

>>35800389
>it's not okay to take pictures of a naked person in your bed
Shiiiiieeeee

>>35800389
i'd like to think people would have a more civil way of handling this sort of thing than calling the police, but yeah, it's pretty fucked up

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>>35798845
Missionary.
Would stretch condom over balls / 10

>>35800416
Honestly it's because he's an intelligent, thin, outgoing white man. White matters because of women's urge for stability in a white guy, they make more money and go to jail less. You don't look white enough.

>>35800444
>women wanting stability

only when they're washed up skanks who realize their good looks and therefore partying and fucking chad days are up and lock down a beta who works his whole life for her while she is a 'stay at home mom'.

>>35800416
Don't know that feel lad, despite not being in real life social situations since the age of 12 (now 21), I still feel like I could hold a conversation, especially if I had booze in me.

I guess that's just my white privilege at work again, if only we could go to a pub together and see who ends up cucking who.

>>35800444
>>35800416
>implying it's because he's white

You look like a beta fag and probably scare women away. You have a normal body and an average face. Only reason you aren't fucking women is because you are scaring them away with your behavior or you aren't honestly trying. Women are MORE attracted to dark men.

>>35800416
your face just isnt very attractive. imagine if you werent in shape you would be like 3/10 compared to op who is like 5ish

Post her feet man

>>35800416
That's funny as hell dude. My face is better looking but I'm a skinnyfat negro with gyno. There's no reason I can have sex but you can't. How old and tall are you?

>>35800473
But, that's, like, too much of a meme man. It's in the bood.
>>35800480
>le beta man scares them away
Women don't go after the strongest. That's a meme. They don't find fat, nor gobs of muscle, that attractive. The minorty likes those two. They like thin. The lighter the faster you pump her vage for one, but for another, you're already stronger than her and it's not like she expects you to win every fight with all men, there's always a bigger fish.

>>35800444
Yeah that's what I'm saying, and thus they can not be robots. I don't think any minority that browses this board falls into their demographic stereotype such as my self, and this leads to them being shunned by them in a sense, so if their women aren't attracted to them for not being the stereotypical (insert overly machismo minority) then no women are attracted to them. So, then you have me!

>>35800512
race bait aside*
statistically whites are more sought after

>>35799959
You're a fucking idiot. Why is it only okay for men to be hypersexual?

>>35800512
it's not a meme, I've seen it countless times. my mom is old compared to her sibling, so when I was a kid I saw all her female siblings party in a city and at college from 18-25, then lock down a beta in their late 20s to pay for their life and kids. It happens like clockwork all the time in the US.

>>35800519
The vast majority of actual users on this website, r9k included, have always been primarily white you know. Blacks don't get sad as easy, aren't intelligent enough, nor dweebish enough, to end up here. They don't commit sudoku enough to be like us very often, blacks are happier. They go to prison with pride, whites commit suicide.

>>35800543
It is a meme. Women are not one personality. That is a stereotype. Did you pump and dump girls in your youth like they expected you to? Stereotypes are common, but not absolute.

>>35800048
>>35800041
Keep in mind this girl is drunk too though. When girls are drunk they will literally fuck anything. I don't think it's OP's looks or anything he just took advantage of a drunk whore. The real question is if he can pull this off while sober with a sober woman.

>>35800110
>>35800416
Too handsome and in shape to be a robot. I suggest stop being autistic and you'll get plenty of pussy

Fucken normies reeeeee fuck off op fuck off mommies get off my board

So no tiddie?

>>35800568
Yeah that's true. I guess what I was trying to say is those of us that end up being robots have it the worst because of what you just said. Since we are the few that aren't like that, the women that would most likely be attracted to us aren't attracted to us since they expect us to be what ever stereotype, but since we're just autistic weaboos they overlook us and since we aren't white other races overlook us too.

And also may I add, those that fetishize us also fetishize the stereotype which means to them we are also overlooked.

>>35800583
did you pump and dump girls in your youth?

do you have any understanding of how girls in the us work? you sound like a eurofag. they only fuck the chads, so chads have about a dozen or two dozen sexual conquests a year while betas like myself have none, and above average girls have 2-10 a year.

>>35799577
his social skills dont matter if girls dont approach him in the first place

OP has shit social skills and got approached because hes ATTRACTIVE

>>35799740
good job at identifying the problem with your field.

>>35800593
You have a job? A part-time job would probably help you learn to socialize and you can definitely get some young qts to bang

>>35800529
It's called testosterone. Go get some maybe you will be less of a cock when you do, but I doubt it.

>>35800480
>normal body

Dude is definitely above average but then again I'm not expecting a cuckold fetishist to be reasonable.

>>35800644
You've been on the r9k too long m8. You're not supposed to let yourself get brainwashed. You're pathetic.

But anyway. Like I said. In the blood. Of course they get pregnant. Of course the men leave, because that's men's blood, to pump and dump. Nothing to see there. Chad you should be mad at, stop hating women.

>mfw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Fav3iPTE0

>>35800688
Yea I have a part time job. I keep to myself most of the time.

>>35800529

Why don't you ask the women who fuck them?

>>35798791
>implying you didn't just crop the notebook and then photoshop it in

>>35800772
Do you put yourself out there ? When was the last time you tried ? Don't listen to the cuck who's mad you're not white and can't get any, you're more fit than the average dude and your face is okay.
You just have to try and practice.

>>35798791
Tits, gotta show tits

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>>35798845
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EEEUUUUGH

>>35800845
This show us THE TITS

>>35800772
>I keep to myself most of the time.
Fucking talk to them Jesus Christ. You have an okay face and a great body it should be easy as fuck for you to sleep with a co-worker

>>35798791
get tested for super-aids chadfaggot

>>35798791
picking up girls at a bar is like picking up girls at an STD clinic

get tested normie

>>35800723
>too long

I've been on r9k for less than a year, so your argument is invalid. my opinion is just from what I've observed growing up, nothing more. I already had this theory before reading it on the internet, and seeing that other people had noticed similar trends just confirmed my suspicions.

>>35799193

what the fuck you piece of shit, let her sleep. we get it, wow, you had sex, ou're violating this poor woman who made bad choices what the fuck you truck stand jizz stain cat shit sucking piece of shit ugh

>>35800943
>newfaggot to this degree
Just leave. I'm done telling you the truth. Go ponder about it until you grow up. Your sampling is too small to know what you're talking about, you're too young.

>>35801008
the only bad decision she made was going home with a piece of shit like you you cock

>>35801035
>you browsed r9k too much you don't know anything

say I am newish
>you browsed r9k too little you don't know anything

I guess only people who have browsed exactly as much as you know the truth, what a joke. It's like that old joke that all the people better than you at a video game are no life losers and all the people who are worse are noobs. aka you're an idiot.

Why isn't OP fucking her in her sleep atm

>>35801078
post her TITS for great justice

These guys saying she has herpes aren't kidding, those pimples on her ass are symptoms of STDs.

Also she's Asian. Flat pancake ass/hip shape.

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>>35798845
For your own sake, anon.
I really hope that you used a rubber.

>>35801078
It doesn't matter why you're wrong. I was moving the goal posts to insult you for your stupidity. They on the web confirmed your insecurity as a child, that's because they are children, or even adults venting, and exaggerating as they do so. Then there's autsits that spread exaggerative memes here. Point is that you're wrong. It matters why, but not really. If a man can be a maverick so can a woman. Use common sense. A robot is an anomaly. There are anomalies in the other sex.

>>35801112
see
>>35799478
stupid nigger

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>>35800943
>I've been on r9k for less than a year
(You)

>>35801131

Close enough. She's cuter.

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>>35801112
>pimples are STDS

>>35799193
REMINDER ANY WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

NEVER FUCK A ROBOT

NEVER

EVER

FUCK A ROBOT

They are SCUM, worse than any caricature of Chad that they can dream up

>>35799478
fucking DISGUSTING

>>35801108
I'm not op

>>35801120
>it doesn't matter why you're wrong
do you hear yourself?
>I was moving the goal posts to insult you for your stupidity
"haha my goal post moving had an ulterior motive and I wasn't just being stupid" wtf? I think you're just dumb, pretending to be stupid is a poor way to mock someone's stupidity, although I wouldn't expect an idiot to understand that. you probably just realized goal post moving is dumb, so instead of admitting it was, you came up with the absurd excuse that it was some convoluted method to mock me

>if a man can be a maverick so can a woman
you lack understanding of basic biology and evolution

I think you're simply stupid.

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>>35799065
You forgot
>goes to bars
>girls actually fucking approach him

Most humongous normalfag of all times

>>35801146

The abundance of those "pimples" and pockmarks is how I know that they aren't just pimples, sorry dude.

Hey you're probably OP? I bet you feel kinda bad like you can't sleep because you just caught whatever she had.

>strike up a conversation with a guy who seemed lonely at a bar
>he seems nice, go over to his place
>do the deed
>I fall asleep but wake up to him taking pictures of my body
>this is really creepy behaviour, instant regret
>pretend to be asleep in hope that he might stop
>he doesn't, keeps taking pictures of my ass and face
>I'm getting the fuck out of here first thing in the morning

>>35800416
>2027
Post this in 10 years when it's relevant
But you could definitely get laid easy. What does your voice sound like?

>>35801214

Nah she just gave him whatever std that is spread across her ass, it's hard to find sympathy for her when OP would have been infinitely better off staying at home and being a virgin.

>>35798791
Tell her Hitler did nothing wrong, so she sues you for rape after withdrawing consent.

>>35799311
haha, ohh that would suck

>>35801146
fucking no one has an ass with that amount of pimples. no one.

>>35801190
Actaully dude, most people that even get those common STD's show no symptoms, and it takes years to show up if they are going to.

And not OP. But I understand you trying to troll him out of jealousy.

>>35801159
OP isn't a robot though.
Let's break that down :
>Doesn't have anxiety in crowded places
>Handsome enough for a grill to approach him
>Has enough social skills to converse with a stranger (female)
>Can bring home a girl without spilling spaghetti

At worst he's a cyborg bordering on normalfag.

>>35801344
also he can drive a car he's unfamiliar with in the dark

I mean, come on

>>35801165
>cry ree and let slip the frogs of war
I don't care to correct (You) anymore anon.

>>35800014
>>35801175
i thought so too untill i saw what that fucking tard looked like. hes now officially a cyborg.

>>35801344
look at the fucking guy hes fucking disgusting.
>>35800014

>>35801325

It's not jealousy. And what you're saying doesn't help mitigate the situation that op slept with a girl who has some kind of deep viral infection.

We -do- have social butterflies here on r9k(I'm not one of them) and they're all saying she has stds too.

The reason op posted here was for the unmitigated truth and he got it.

Even if he went to get tested for stds next week, it's likely he wouldn't have any symptoms until months after.

>>35801377
This is definitely a face that could be defined as handsome by some girls. I look worse than him and I've had 2 girls in my life tell me I'm handsome.

>>35800014
>apple
>thin

>money
>fit

>>35801362
>I lost the argument so instead of accepting so I'll pretend like I don't care enough to win it, just like how when I realized I was goal post moving I pretending like I did so as some sort of weird mocking tactic

sad!

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>>35801389
>trying this hard
wew lad
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>>35801474

I bet you're one of the posters here calling op a creep for taking these pictures, too?

You must be a girl like her, also with "butt pimples" which are actually signs of a std infection.

>>35801461
>having to have the last word
You can either reread what I wrote and ponder until you grow up, or you can have the last word as the chilld we both know you are.
Only here to correct STD anons

>>35801389
>social butterflies
>/r9k/

You mean redditors?

>>35801423
I have "bad" news for you lad but if you had 2 girls that weren't bar sluts that told you that you probably look better. Girls don't usually say to guys they look good unless there's an age difference

>>35801518
*Then you probably look better

>>35801482
>I believe I'm older/more mature than you so I can't be wrong
pathetic

>if you respond and refute my obvious fallacy then you're a child who has to have the last word hehe and therefore confirms my first point that I'm the 'adult' in this and therefore always right

even more pathetic, trying to create a rudimentary logical trap that hinges entirely on the flawed logic that you are the 'grown up' in this situation, something you just made up and am using as the backbone of your argument despite having no evidence to support this and even if you did would still hinge on the fallacy that older people are always right. so even if you could prove you were more mature etc. you would still be wrong. sit down kid.

>>35801509

All the socially gracious I know at least browse reddit and probably post there as well.

>>35801481
Nopeh. Just because you're curious, I'll let you know, I am
>>35800190
>>35800444
>>35800512
>>35800568
>>35800583
>>35800723
>>35801035
>>35801120
>>35801146
>>35801362
>>35801325
>>35801474
>>35801482
I think that's all of them if I clicked right.

They're just pimples. OP may get to pay child support, but they are just pimples.

>>35801423
post face faggot. i wanna see how is it possible to be called handsome if you look worse than him.

>>35801672

So you're a hopeful white robot who is living vicariously through op's post?

Honestly man? I'm not playing games with you or op, let me tell you that being a virgin is a BLESSING in disguise because you are std free and have your health to enjoy.

It's terrible out there. Stds are usually untreatable and cases grow every year.

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>>35801712

Listen son, you're way out of your league here, maybe go back to the sandbox until your done with your tantrum

>>35801518
Girls would say it to their boyfriend or something though.

>>35800110
this is me, 6'3", fit, mixed race, but way too autistic so I will always be perma-virgin mode. fuck this gay earth

Advice from chad:

Dont talk about relationship stuff at all yet, and dont contact her for the next two days. Say you are doing something with friends, visiting your parents, anything.

Next time you contact this person, dont mention the sex. Its no big deal because you are chad and sex is normal for you.

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NNNOOOOORRRRRMMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU CUNT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35801737
you mean.. you're*

>>35801758

my text to speech app fucked up, kind of like your genes to person did

>>35801751
You're in the minority now, virgin. Deal with it.

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I hope she finds this thread and sues your autistic ass. Am I the only one who's shocked how willing you are to show that you had a hook up, revealing her identity and genitals?

No wonder it took you ages to get a girl, you're a fucking disrespectful creep.

This thread is disturbing and none of you should be allowed anywhere near women

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>>35801786
kek, your comment was almost original
give it another go, faggot

Op did a public service posting her ass and face, this girl is infected.

>>35801716
They literally have vaccines for HPV, and meds for herpes. Those are the two most common, and they're no big deal to normalfaggots. Then there's the curable ones like syphilis that are common also. Even HIV you can live with.

You're just making excuses to protect your ego about being a virgin. You couldn't get it if you tried and are suffering from cognitive dissonance.

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>>35801803
this.
if she finds this thread you could be in some serious trouble if she decides to take legal action and with the amount of evidence in her favour you could be doing some serious time
enjoy getting your ass passed round op

>>35801969
yeah she'll wake up out of her drunken stupor and jump on the chins to see if she's featured on r9k

mmm no, pimpled ass should be of greater concern to OP

>>35801902

>life long viral infections are no big deal

And you accuse me of having cognitive dissonance. Here we tip our fedoras and part ways.

>>35801716
They look like ingrown hair scars to me, I would know cause I've had them and they look similar to what she has and it makes sense cause shes hairy af.
She probably tried shaving/waxing the hair and got those scars as a result of the hair growing back inwards, quit arguing faggots.

>>35801712
Sorry, don't feel like posting my face.

>>35801969
Yeah, finally another dude with common sense here. Great job, he hooked up with basically zero effort, meaning gets a gift from god, and this is how he treats it - bragging on a website for desperate virgin NEETs. Now imagine how many save the pics and reupload them on >>>/b/ under some shitty "pics you shouldn't have" thread.

>>35802006
Once it's on the web it's always on the web, that's what I'm saying. The pics will spread around, sooner or later.

>>35802034
Alright then why didnt she shave her butthole?

>>35802034

I wasn't the only one to say she was infected. The Chad-normals dropped by to drop their input and they peaced it out.

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>>35802074
I dropped it in /b/ a few hours ago lol, hope his ass gets courted

>>35802031
All viruses are lifelong by the by and bye.

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>>35802074
This is true.
Kek, OP you're such a dumbass

>>35802074

>gift from god

No he had sex with an infected woman.

>>35802099

Again it's tragically hard to find sympathy for a woman who is infected with stds and sleeps around with r9k looking guys.

>>35802072
You're probably delusional about your appearance m8ey, girls really don't tell guys they're handsome unless
>big age difference
>you're her bf
>she's a bar slut

>>35802099
WHAT?!
Can you go and delete that really quick brobot?
This was just supposed to be for this board.

>>35798791
>Alright then why didnt she shave her butthole?
She probably did sometime in the past but the hair grew back giving her ingrowns leading her to pick at them and leave scars. Fucking basic logic anon.

>>35802099
That's what I'm talking about.
Mind to share the link?

>>35802127
He is, and I hope it bites him in his pale ass.

>>35802134
>No he had sex with an infected woman.
>pimples
>hurr durr STDs
>Again it's tragically hard to find sympathy for a woman who is infected with stds and sleeps around with r9k looking guys.
I wish wholeheartedly that you kill yourself.

>>35802162
>Can you go and delete that really quick brobot?
lmao implying a random anon online will listen to you

>>35802162
assuming you're op, you do know how many people have saved those images right?
these NEETS dont fuck around, as soon as you spill some milk they're all over it.
you'll be seeing those pics posted around here for a long time.

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>>35802181
ill share the next thread because you're going to get it reported, so no thanks op

>>35802181
>I wish wholeheartedly that you kill yourself.
but why? i'm sorry but if she's sleeping around with random dudes she picked up at a bar, like a whore, she basically got herself into this situation. did she really think she can just sleep with some stranger and something like this will not end up happening? its her fault for being a drunk slut spreading her legs. OP obviously isn't innocent. but if she wasn't living that lifestyle she wouldn't be in this mess. hence why she has a fucking STD. look it up that's definitely one of the signs. most bar sluts have them anyways.

>>35801518
by age difference do you mean younger grill older guy or the reverse?

>>35802191
It was not a demand it was a request, so don't try to paint me into your little cuck corner. I still got laid tonight while you and the other virgin faggots in this thread are just circle jerking to the bread crumbs.

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>>35802099
Post it in /r/gonewild!

>>35802181

>they're just pimples because it's not a full blown rash

Those POCK MARKS are suspect. I bet you're a disgusting roastie with a few stds yourself.

>>35798791
just came into this thread and dont wanna read 300 posts

gimme a quick rundown

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>>35798845
wtf this girl is disgusting and has a disgusting butt, wouldn't even approach her if she had the face of eva longoria if I knew about this. But robots like you think that an acne butt is better than none, this is just puke material and there's nothing hot about this. You must be into weird shit if this ass could give you a boner.

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>>35802162
>being afraid of current year 4chen
Hue.midi
>rubbing shit in pyschotic virgin's faces
Well.... why's /b/ even matter?

>nerd angery
>finds all sold OP landscape pic on wall
>eventually reciep leads to city
>city leads to all state ID of the anon
>find anon faaaceee
>find anon HOUSE
Wouldn't happen, but where you fucked up was pissing off the angery virgin that could rhetorically work for the DMV or something.

But yeah, in the shady pics people cover such portraits with tarps ya know.

>>35802268
>mfw

>>35802287
It's not acne, it's the less common herpes simplex (the one usually associated with sexual transmission).

t. MD

>>35802234
I don't know about younger girl/older guy since I've never seen it IRL but it's definitely the case for older girls/younger guys.

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>>35802236
Congrats you got laid. Do you feel fucking accomplished now? You also have a sexually transmitted disease and if that chick finds this, this thread is solid evidence against you. I would much rather be a virgin than be you right now kiddo. You were a virgin once too, and the only reason why you got laid is because she's fucking drunk and can't think straight. How the fuck is that a good thing? When she's sober i'm sure she'll regret it. Literally every chick does.

>>35802230
>agreed to have some fun
>she should totally expect to get nudes leaked of herself
Yeah, why don't we just stay sheltered our whole lives just to keep the risk at a minimum, amirite? Your fallacy is quite misanthropic, to top it off.

>>35802208
I don't understand what you mean with "next thread" - you mean here or on /b/?

>>35802236
Was it worth to get buttraped in prison?

>>35802349
This. Enjoy your rape accusation and this IS evidence of it

This girl is spreading disease. She just walks up to op because he looks like (and is/was) a lonely virgin, fucks him, and now OP is infected.

This life is a farce.