My dad just caught me masturbating

Never happened to me. No matter how angry he would get at me locking my door, no matter how many times he would question me being in the bathroom for so long, I would never tell the truth. I once smashed an iPod touch against the wall so he couldn't see my degenerate furry porn and hentai. My condolences brother.

did he help u tho?

Post the video he caught you watching.

I wish I had a dad who would barge in on me unannounced I would be tempted to stroke it less.

>>35674172
It was this tbqhwymf, fucking porn addiction man. I use to fap to cute girls.

http://www.xvideos.com/video429982/ass_on_the_line

>>35674256
I'm a literal cock sucking faggot and that is disgusting.

>>35674336
Honestly I use to fap just to regular porn, but it got progressively and progressively more degenerate. Now my dad knows. But i'm pretty sure he just heard the manly grunts and didn't see anything.

Why the fuck do you watch gay porn you faggot?

Disgusting. Your dad will probably assume you're a huge faggot now just so you know.

>>35674579
Get the fuck off my board norman

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>>35674050
d-did he suck you off?

>>35674698
No you get off you gaylord, you have a board dedicated for your faggot activities where you can discuss faggot shit with other cocklovers.

>>>/lgbt/

>>35674801
I fap to all sorts of things you normans find disgusting. I've done it to literal floating pieces of shit.

>>35674256
That was fucking disgusting holy shit wtf, being gay is literally a mental illness

>>35674828
>scat
Jesus anon, draw the line somewhere. That is just disgusting, what about shit makes you sexually attracted?!

As this anon said >>35674847
Gay is a mental illness and you should feel bad for jerking it to literal shit. Disgusting.

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>>35674847
>tfw gay
>tfw that porn exist

what the fuck why are 80% of gay guys degenerate faggots
>inb4 'special snowflake'

>>35674968
The thought of that I'm such a pig I'm jerking off to shit.

>>35674050
he didn't want to join in?

>>35675016
He was disgusted and we haven't talked since.

>>35675035
Put your penis up against him

>>35674050
>dad found the autoerotic anon

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You think that's bad? My mom caught me hummingbirding at the end of last year.

I've never seen her look more disappointed.

>>35675045
I've thought about it, but just the though of it makes me cum. Sad

>>35674050
So what? Everyone's parents caught us masturbating when we were kids. Even if they didn't walk in on us, did you really think they didn't know what we were doing?

I went back to my parent's house for winter break, and my (now 14-year old) has started taking "naps" and his room smells like bleach afterwards. Come on.

>>35675083
*my (now 14-year old) little brother

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>>35674256
Stop lying hahahhahj You had that link ready for the thread as a joke right?

Cmon anon no one can be that degenerate

Kek I once left my door open thinking I was home alone and my sister caught me fapping

>>35675226
Post pics of your sis pls

>>35675165
Honestly I wish it was. But the only way i can cum is a giant dildo in my ass while I fap to filthy disgusting porn.

>>35674050
did he join you lmao

>>35675277
kek i def would have jerked off to that

>>35675065
I'm really confused as to what this is.
What is this?

>>35674828
why are you bragging about that?

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>>35675065
NANIIII NANI NANI NIGGA

>>35674256
>porn addiction
couldn't read past this point
you are not chemically addicted to tugging on your penis in front of moving pictures of naked ladies.
calling it an addiction allows you to blame said 'addiction' instead of taking responsibility.

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>>35674050
>are ya winning son?
oregano

>>35677053
>>35674256
just checked the link you posted
*moving pictures of hairy sweaty men being penetrated

>>35675617
Some guy smuggling birds into another country for some crazy god only knows reason that I can't remember.

>>35675065
Anyone who smuggles animals is a grade A subhuman.

>>35674050
My mom caught me masturbating on chatroulette and our maid caught me naked jerking off our dog

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>grandma walked in while I literally had my erect dick in my hands
>wordlessly walks out
>never spoke of it again
grandmas are the best, they just get it

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>dad finds bottle of lube
>i had forgotten to put it back in its place after an intense fucking of my fleshlight
>"what is that?"
>tell him that he knows what it is
>"what is this?"
>he seems genuinely perplexed
>wordlessly puts it back on the desk
>"what do you want for dinner?"
>never speak of it again

>overdose on pills while I'm jerking off to anal and some random manga
>go full delerium
>porn was left on the screen
>he closed it out, says later it's not shit I should want my mother else to see
th-thanks