cya boys

that's a pretty sweet lookin pistol, can I have it after you're done?

>>35639793
prove you're dead post pics

Oroehdjejwbaishbdhsosjdhfusb

Is that an airsoft gun?

>>35639793
wish i had the balls to do the same

How'd he take that picture?

>>35639793
Would you be willing to perform an experiment?

If there is an after life, please post ITT to confirm.

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>Not streaming it

What a fag.

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nice nerf gun, bro.

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>>35639793
another fellow robot turned to a causality by the normie culture

may you be blessed with virgins in the afterlife.

>>35639985
OH SHIT HOW DID HE TAKE THAT PICTURE!!!

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>>35640019
>>35640019
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Don't kill yourself just yet you faggot. Tell us how you did this shit right now.

>>35639793
Looks like an airsoft gun

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>>35639793
fake gun lmao, atleast use a real gun if you're going to make this thread dude

Dude at least put some lotion on before you blow your brains out. You want someone to find you with dry cracked hands like that?

Your hand is covering up something important. Why else would you have gone through the effort to take a photo showing both your hands?

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>>35639994
That pic made me laugh harder than I should.

>>35639793

God Bless OP, you've finally become an hero.

Sleep tight, bro, all your troubles are over.

>>35640106

>USP

What are you, a faggot?

>>35639793

Where are you going? Pls don't say you're going to commit the ultimate beta act! Killing yourself is only for beta's, don't let the normies win.

>>35639793
Walk in awe the path of illumination, with Zarathustra by your side.

Fare well, sail far.

obvious airsoft is obvious
>>35640229
and that's an fns you twit

If you become a ghost, let me know by letting me choke on your ghost dick please.

Hey OP, if you wanna talk rather than go through with it, wanna add me on steam or something?

Nice airsoft fgt!

>>35639793
If you wanted to do it, you will already done it, not coming here to attention whoring
See you tomorrow fagoot

>>35640381
Let him finish his deed. None of us can stop his plunge towards the end.

In the end, we all stand with him.

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>>35639985
>>35640019
>>35640083
Here's how

oriognla

>>35640381
get >>>/out/

You aren't a robot, leave.

>>35639793

Bump. Cause I wish you luck. I'm waiting til the next gunshow cause they don't run background checks. Otherwise I couldn't get one. I'll cya on the other side soon fellow robot

>>35640432
Just go on Armslist and either find someone selling what you want, or make your own "Wanting to buy" ad. It's very easy, I did it and the guy was friendly and didn't even ask for ID.

>>35640422

You're probably right. But I have been on 4chan since 2005, and I'm a reformed NEET (4 years of NEETdom straight).

Cmon OP. We can talk about it. What's the worse that can happen?

>>35640464
the worst thing that could happen is you convince him to not kill himself

>>35640432
Do you have a felony or something? Why wouldn't you pass a background check?

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>>35639994

>Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!

>>35640498

Good. He shouldn't. There's a lot in life to enjoy.

Besides, think of all the people that would mourn him (yes even robots have those who care about them).

>>35640421
hahahahahaha my fucking sides xD

>>35640464


I'm not the OP.

I hope for OP's sake he actually did it and hes not a pussy. I know I am.

>>35640538
The mourning would last very short, if OP dies billions of years would go by, no one would remember him, hell no one would remember being on earth. So in the end it really doesn't matter

you ain't doing shit. if you were really about that then give location so we can see local news report it. oh that's right, you won't

>>35639793
Wait no dont do it
I need a friend to become homeless and live a cool life on the street
We can eat trash and get hit by cars
Pls op be my homeless dynamic duo

I wish there was a way for me to convince you not to do it, OP.

I want to help you, even if the rest of these guys would give me shit for it.

>>35640589
Individuals don't matter in a billion year time frame, but individuals can at least matter for a lifetime.

I'm not saying OP shouldnt kill himself though, Most people on r9k are insignificant bitter people who would be bettering their own lives and the lives of people around them by suicide. I just wish I wasn't such a pussy myself.

>>35639793
Fake gun, nice try at attempting to be edgy tho

>>35639793
There are no "fellow robots" here. You've just been browsing a shitpost troll board that is a cross between /soc/ and /b/. And by the looks of it you have let the trolls and shitposts get to you because youre a weak retard.

Good riddance.

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Don't do it oh pee, you just have to get out there and bee urself, just be open.

>>35640800
It's mostly a troll board but why is it so hard to believe that there aren't other non-normies here?

>>35640084
yeah, real ones don't have screw on the slide

>>35640506

Too many times in the psych ward. Court ordered so I doubt they'd sell me one

>>35639793
>no trigger discipline

Yeah, time to kill yourself faggot.

>>35639793
gib me your 1911 thingy when your done, i need a gun to kill these two underage fags on youtube from an earlier thread.

please do not hurt anyone or yourself anon :(

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>>35639793
I hope you find what you are hoping for in the other side anon. Just don't take other people with you

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Ill see you soon OP, godspeed.
Also if any of you faggots havent guessed hes either dead already or left the bait out to dry.
Either way there are more and more robots realizing its time to end it here now.
After all we are outnumbered by normies on this board now.

>tfw one less robot to drive off the normies

you will be missed

I hope you find peace Anon. God speed you beautiful bastard.

And that's what every robot will end up doing.

One less robot. Hope you'll find what you're looking for, be it nether or an afterlife in another world.
Will join you soon.

>>35639793
What are you going to do with the gun, Senpai?

livestream it originally

/r/ing documented example of when any robot legit an heroed

Just be yourself

Poo pee poo

>>35639793
Even though you're a tremendous faggot for killing yourself, may you find your solace in death. Godspeed you, anon!

>>35639815
Agreed, shit looks cool as fuck.

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>>35640421
kekkles, underrated post

>>35639793
not funny

osksm,s

I know somebody that owns that airsoft gun
does your name start with a W?

>>35640421
Holy shit my sides. Include me in screencap plz

>>35641391

You're just a hater!! xd xd xd

what they have is true love

>>35639793
kys rn u fuccin faggot i sware 2 gOD i hope you fuccin die 2day u dirty no good piece of shit do the world a favor and off urself with a crowbar and a liter of bleach ur fat ass shud b gassed and maimed god dam ur mom should have swallowed u and ur fake ass onii chan hollows apollo the light model who fights drago you might wallow into depression dresser full of empty sprite bottles

ogonbadal

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>>35642993
Inderesding