Suicide General

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>>35598693
You can't fap if you're dead

>>35598693
For all I know there's no substances to abuse after I'm dead so. that's a no go.

>>35598693
If suicide is so great why haven't you done it yet faggot

Can't play vidya if you're dead. Video games are better than real life, so go there first.

Candy. Literally. I've been trying to stay healthy lately, but now I've stopped giving a shit and candy is so fucking good.

>>35598737
drugs require friends and money

friends and money make you a normie

druggies aren't welcome here

>>35598693
Depends on your perspective. If you're a materialist, then it leaves you free to do anything- you could sign up for a bunch of credit cards, buy a bespoke suit wardrobe, head to a Mediterranean coastal city and spend months eating in fine restaurants, doing coke, and fucking 10/10 escorts. Anything is possible now that you no longer care.

If you suspect there is a spiritual force behind creation, then you're on the right track but the wrong train- your rejection of the world is probably an excellent step in the right direction towards the Prime Mover.

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>>35598813
I'm related to my drug dealer and work for my family. Nice try. I have no friends.

I want to see world burn

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You can't play vidya if you are dead

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Literally all that's stopping me is the fear that a botched attempt would leave me disabled and stuck unable to attempt again

>>35598719
You are very smart anon, gods don't exist so we must stay alive to fap to girls that only chads can fuck.

>>35598865
having a supportive family and a job still makes you a normie

get out

>>35598902
Are you me pham?

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>>35598693
I can't tell you the best reason but I can tell you my reason. There must be evil and disgusting people in this world. Once you accept you're one of the you acieve a new level of freedom.
Every time I think about suicide, I tell myself the world doesn't deserve my death, rather it deserves to suffer. From me even if I had anything to benefit. So I say fuck them all. Don't stay alive for them, stay alive despite them. Noone deserves your death even if it will benefit them. Rather they deserve to suffer so you could be alive. Just my 2 cents.

>>35598914
Shitty fast food or retail jobs are allowed, but if you have a real job you have to leave.

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>>35598886
>>35598902
thread is finish

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no u
fagioli

>>35598949
yeah, i can accept that

>>35598914
I don't have a supportive home family. And there's lots of wageslaving robots. Either way I'm still gonna be here.

>>35598978
will you faggots ever stop LARPing as your ancestors

>>35598950
the only thing that is the same for everybody is death

>>35599068
> Either way I'm still gonna be here.
Leave.

>>35598805
yes, yes. Pure and Treated Hard Candy is brety good

I don't think there is anime in heaven or hell

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>>35599148
Probably not.
I can only sing my own song.

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yeah suicide is nice

>>35598693
the fact that something good might happen to you that you cannot even comprehend until it happens to you

>>35598719
i don't like fapping, its a task that i has to do everyday since i've nothing else to do..

>>35598890
are vidya truly that good, or is it something you just do to waste time? give me a game please.. with good story..

>>35599880
and will you tell all your anon friends you've your gun to my head This post was only wishful thinking

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>>35599927
Then relish in the high test chastity of nofap

nobody really wants to kill themselves, they only want to escape their horrible suffering

but it is hard wired into your brain to want to be alive and this desire to live always triumphs over your desire to escape your suffering

in the last moments of everyone who has killed themselves, I assure you there was a deep, deep sense of regret

>>35600039
i tried, but i get bored.. so i fap..

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I'm waiting for cybernetics so i can go full techpriest.

I've got scores to settle.

Once they're settled, the world will be a good place to live, especially for me.

>>35598693
Well, I don't really know with a hundred percent certainty what comes next. I signed up with Tsuki so maybe I will wake up in LFE and enjoy a better life, maybe Christianity is right and I will either burn eternally or go to paradise, maybe I will be reincarnated as a rat or something or maybe there is nothing.
Either way I most likely can't come back so as long as there is something here I enjoy I might as well stay. There is always new vidya to look forward to, always books I haven't read yet, good food to taste, etc. While I might never experience some of the supposedly best things in life (love, sex, family, friends,...), there are still other things that make me happy here between all the misery. Should that ever change then I might just end it all and peer behind the veil.

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planning to "leak" tanks of nitrous oxide in my car

I still have potential to do something, I'm just lazy and depressed
If I haven't started fixing my life in the next 3-5 years I'll do it

need an idea on how to do it painlessly that isn't autistic and long such as the helium tank meme
what do you think about sleeping pills overdose?

>>35598851
People can't just open massive lines of credit out of nowhere, especially not NEETs

>>35598693
Because there is something inside you that still wants to keep going. I see life in a different light now. The world is still the same place but I don't get down on shit anymore. I just keep going for the sake of enjoying everything that I can and I hope you will too

>>35598942

Nice perspective, anon. Never saw it that way.

Thanks.

>>35598950

>thread is finish
>thread is finnish

>>>>>>>/int/

>>35601980

>expecting a suicide attempt with sleeping pills to work

Tried it three times with sleeping pills. Didn't do shit. You just wake up in the morning feeling like shit.

>>35602243
so you risk ruining your liver for nothing? meh

>>35602243
How many did you take?

>>35598693
slim chance of living forever in my own simulated universe thanks to technological singularity.

I'm too much of a coward to do it.

>>35598813
The advent of dark net markets have revolutionized the drug game for shut in loser NEETs.

Since death makes all life meaningless as well as all attempts to subscribe it meaning for yourself, the most pointless act is to die and consequently this is the best reason not to kill yourself.

Existence, however pitiful, is the only thing that has meaning.

>>35600018
Heavy-handed reference.

This really is the thread for you.

>>35602289

Essentially. It's hard as shit to do without booze, or mixing something into the concoction. I never tried with booze because I was afraid of throwing the pills back up.

>>35602353

Usually I went for half a bottle, and it never worked, so don't try it.

If you must, take a full bottle, with half a bottle of vodka. Then rest in peace

>>35598693

yummy food/tv/movies/funny memes/watching the world just wreck itself/porn/fapping/see cool technology develop/

>>35602819

None of that will matter when the Earth is engulfed by the Sun, or when the universe ends from Heat Death.