fembot here taking drawing requests

>>35446036
can you draw matt damon for me

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Draw Napoleon for me please.

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draw my distinguished pm

>>35446036
I smell something, it smells like fish.

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>>35446036
Draw my OC in any situation you want
1/3

>that timestamp
you ain't very bright, femanon, and your drawings are pretty shit as well

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>>35446036
>>35446089
2/3
but no steal plz

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Can you draw a skeleton for my collection ?

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>>35446036
>>35446089
>>35446100
3/3
In the lore he is kind of invincible, but likes to suffer, kind of

>>35446100
Steal what? Its looks like shit. Learn how to draw

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>>35446082
elaborate?

>>35446090
lol

anyway i'll get to these requests :)

>>35446036
Draw your tits whore

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>>35446036
That's a pretty nice drawing,anon. You attending art school?


Also pls do thia when you have the time :^]

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Draw the pepe

>>35446036
>all that fucking smudging
>that anatomy
>>>/ic/
And buy some fixative spray.

>>35446036
an anthropomorphic sweaty taco

>>35446036
draw an animated digitized electron pls
:^)

Draw a picture of you killing yourself. Women are inferior and should be round up and shot en masse

>>35446121
You like aggy but much more greasy and frog like.

Your drawings are also fucking horrible. That's the kind of dreck I saw hanging in the halls in high school

DRAW EGGMAN CROSSDRESSING IN CHASTITY

>>35446125
seconded pep

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>>35446121
>Nose ring and Jew hair.
Please dont draw Napoleon.

Draw yourself nude taking a big dick

>>35446121
Do you have a youtube channel I can hate/follow?

>>35446036
draw a picture of your pussy with stink lines coming off it. include pussy photo so we can see how good the likeness is.

>>35446121
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>le artsy draw girl

I knew you look like something like this before you posted the picture, but i didnt think i was this accurate. God damn.
Whats your tumblr btw?

>>35446121
Please reconsider your life and learn to draw, you talentless wankstain. I really hope you don't study art, because high school kids draw better than you.

>>35446089
>OC
>it's Griffith but retarded and inbred

Are you 12 by the way?

>>35446056
i tried to draw matt but its more of a doodle and turned out disastrous, hope you can forgive me anon!

>>35446317
i do have a youtube, however i do not have any videos on it! i may upload in the future

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWsa58fPk7UH7UxQplLEdKA

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>>35446597
heres matt by the way.

>>35446597
Interesting subscriptions you've got there

>>35446089
The sutistic cousin of EVA

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>>35446089
i think your OC would look much better like this, anon

draw Penelope Cruz from the spot just below her pussy to the spot just above her pussy. i'm not exactly asking for you to draw her pussy, but if it happens to get in the frame, what am i going to do, NOT look at it?

>>35446615
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAGAH
>JUST

>>35446036
Draw me something that makes you happy.

>>35446615
hey thanks, i really needed that

draw your vagina

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>>35447127
Alright anon, here it is as promised c:

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>>35446036
Would you do a quick sketch of this guy? He's my favorite.

>>35447261
>i wrote it backwards bc im illiterate btw
kek
Do you like girls?

draw yourself being BLACKED.

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Your drawings are shit git gud or gtfo

>>35447184
You don't like dicks? :C
Are you lesbian ?

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draw this ferret pls

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>>35446036
Haven't seen you in a while, last thread I saw you had made I asked you for more drawing pics, but then it got nuked. Anyway, since you're taking requests... I'd be wanting to get a new Steam account profile picture, but I'm terrible at drawing, and would like something unique instead of a cropped / edited picture.

Could you please draw me a "Penguin Knight" that looks like a combination of the pic related? But I'd like for the armour-wearer to be a human (not a penguin with armor). Ideally It would have sword and shield as equipment, but shield + anything is fine. Thanks in advance if you decide to give it a shot.

Draw me a gf Tumblerina.

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>>35446125
>>35446192


>>35447553
i dont own a tumblr LEL

Garfield grinding a handrail with a blunt in one hand and a boombox in another

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>>35447671
just post the drawing you attention whore fuck refer to pic related here >>35447311

>>35447671

why is your hair so greasy? do you not wash it?

also, why is it so short? do you want to be a man or something?

>>35446121
>>35447671
you looked way better with longer hair

>>35447671
>bullring
D R O P P E D

>>35447671
That doesn't change the fact I want you draw me a gf
or at least become mine

>>35447671
You look like an autistic Maggie Gyllenhaal

>>35446036
draw your anus and a speech bubble coming out of it saying im a pathetic attention starved hack my drawings imply i spent all of middle school drawing emo self inserts and spirals in my notebook. Also, I'm a whore!

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Can you draw this girl in the middle doing something Kawaii?

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>>35447671
I DARE YOU to draw my favourite singer, Julio Iglesias. Give me your best shot, you can!!!

>pic related

>>35447671
why did you think that all the most trendy crazes would be a good signifier of your personality
>bull ring
>winged eyeliner
>cant draw well
>selfies on r9k

holy shit gtfo

>>35446036
draw your vagoo then show us the drawing.

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>>35446615
>>35446795
Your art is genuinely terrible. The autist that drew a edgy deviantart tier Halo OC actually draws better than you do.

Never start a draw thread again until your art skills have progressed above "below average".

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>>35448199
>piss off robotfriends
>with that $40 clipart tattoo

>>35446036
you draw pretty girls o3o
can you draw a strong chubby monster girl?

>>35448237
Nobody here is your friend
You gay

draw yourself naked

>>35448199
>>35448237
>autism
Delete the first picture first if you're stupid enough to upload it sideways.

>>35448247

You're my friend though.

>>35448256

Yeah that's what I'm trying to do, but the bitchass tells me the password is invalid and I've never had that happen before.

>>35448279
>cant figure it out so he deletes the latest one
lmaoing at you 2bh

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Ok there I fucking got it.

Now fucking draw me and shut the fuck up.

Also give me attention.

>>35448339
put a shirt on homo.

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>>35448279
>>35448339
>too retarded to work 4chan
>deletes properly uploaded one
>uploads it again
You have the downs.

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>>35446187

I hope you're not forgetting my request, OP.

>>35448366

One was from my phone the other from the computer.

Thanks for the (You), keep feeding me and your own ego by feeling superior to an anonymous stranger.

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Hey, can you draw my weird little creature I doodled the other day?

I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

This bitch looks like she's just been face fucked and her drawings are 10 year old tier.
Why are you betas giving her attention, you faggot fucks?

>>35446036
Back to Tumblr, you pleb cunt. If I ever see you on the street I'm gonna punch you square in the jaw

>>35448406
We're fucking with her. I promise.

>>35448406

Because I'm fucking bored and internet is not serious business. Keep getting mad that there is no rule against this kind of posting and content.

>>35448429
You might be, but these other faggots probably aren't.

>>35448431
Shut up cunt

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>>35446036
Can you draw Godzilla for me?

Make him look like the '54 version, but kinda cute though. Add whatever touches you want

>>35448496

No.

What now? Gonna keep giving me attention?

>>35448543
I wanna rip out that nose ring and make you eat it, ya silly slag.

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Mind drawing Shipman, Femanon?

REEEEEEEEEEE get out actually you are a qt

I'm in love guys help

>>35448406
>>35448496
>>35448566
you seem to have a bit of temper today nathan, is everything going alright at home?

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Draw my glasses on this floor

>>35448566

Ok, but we both know that even if you had the chance to do it right now, you wouldn't, you fucking fag, you're a goddamn fucking pussy.

You're not talking to a girl, dude, you're talking to a guy, a pretty big guy at that.

>>35446089
looks like a crossbreed between an eva and a plasma rifle

>>35448600

>Help

Ok

She's an attention whore, she made this thread for attention and she delivers 0 drawings so far.

Attention whores want attention, you won't ever get any sex.

There, the truth is in your hands.

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>>35448622
>a pretty big guy at that.

>>35448406
I just want a free drawing, everyone time I find someone offering they reject my request. I would reply in the same exact way if it was a male or female.

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>>35446036
Hi OP. If its any consolation, I think youre perfectly adorable... For a human.
I mean... human women arent really my thing.

Draw my GF?
>pic related.

>>35448388
>feeling superior to an anonymous stranger.
I don't have to feel anything to know I'm superior to the autist that has to try three times to post a pic of a poorly drawn tiger on his skinnyfat shouler.

>>35446036
draw me pleaseeeeeee.

You know who.

>>35448693
*every time I find

>>35448718

Ooooohhh that burns man.

Draw a better one, then, fag.

>>35448693
>wanting a drawing that looks like a toddler did it
You're retarded if you think anyone believes you would have requested something if it were a man posting his middle school sketches.

>>35448613
>temper
>from words on the internet
Little sensitive aren't you?

>>35448622
You look like a boy, you ugly fuck.
How bad do you have to have fucked up if you're a women and posting on r9k? Lmao

>>35448755

And you're a virgin who is angry every single day that he is a virgin to the point that he starts hating the entire world for it, what is even your point?

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>>35448235

>>35448642
>she delivers 0 drawings so far

w-what did he mean by this?

>>35448780

Good, now follow up on these goddamn requests.

>>35448773
I'm not a virgin though mate. I fuck often enough to not care as well
I just come here to shit post
Try again ugly cunt

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>>35448749
>Draw a better one
Easy.
Sketched this one real quick on my friend. Better linework, better concept of form, less basic fratbro tier, and better detail :^)

>>35448795

Good, so that makes two of us.

At first I thought /v/ was the perfect shitposting ground, but it has become boring there. Nothing compares to how easily triggered /r9k/ can be. Not even /pol/ because /pol/ is just this weird as fuck cult at this point and it's not even funny to shitpost there.

>>35448804

I like your shitposting style, son.

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>>35448622
>a pretty big guy at that.
No one is doubting that

>>35448780
shes cute as heck with her face and pot belly. ty so much you made my day. im saving that to my computer!

>>35448830
Shut up you fucking faggot
Why are you lying? You've never seen a minge in your life

>>35448406
>This bitch looks like she's just been face fucked and her drawings are 10 year old tier.
>Why are you betas giving her attention, you faggot fucks?
Would you say the same if she was a blonde model with D-Cup tits and latina arse?

>>35448853
I'd say her drawings are still shit but at least she looks alright. What's your point?

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>>35448830
>acting like you don't belong on /r9k/
>after >>35448339

>>35448849
are you a brit or an aussie?

>>35448849

Ok, if you say so.

>>35448846

Jealous? You malnutritioned punk bitch!

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draw MOOT enjoying life as a billionaire you fucking hot cute bitch nigger kawaii normie SLUT you're adorable

>>35448753
You underestimate how bad I draw. Additionally, like I mentioned, people that draw amazing make offers (and post threads about it) never take up on my requests.

>>35446121
>daddy issues girl
>nose ring
Why do people do this to themselves?

>>35448873

Haha, I never said I didn't belong on here.

My ego is not as big as you would think. I'd say I'm pretty narcissistic and confident, but I'm a fucking sperg, I'm not too bright and I manage to get laid once every eclipse or some shit, which is really not impressive by any margin.

But go ahead, come at me with everything you got, laugh at my tattoo (I drew it myself, btw), laugh at my oval ass face, laugh at my hairstyle, my nose, laugh at whatever you want.

We all know you need that to convince yourself you are not that big of a pathetic piece of shit. Come on, laugh at the normie. How dare he steps on your sacred sperg ground?

>>35448901
Whom'st is that?

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>>35448963
looks like someone hasn't sucked some cock for a while. mom stopped paying your rent? LELELELELELELELELE get the fuck out

>>35449020

>Mom stopped paying your rent.

Mhhh, that's a very weak call, dude.

>LELELELELELELELELE

Yeah...try harder next time.

Come on, can't somebody actually hit me where it really hurts?

>>35448868
I don't know if you are the same person I commented, as you can not possible jump from calling her looking like she was being face-fucked to saying she looks alright, but anyways:

The point is, that you'd be a hypocrite, if treating her better just for being what I described. And also an idiot, for that matter.

Anyway, it's amazing to see, how this basic level of "talent" makes you guys spit on her. If she had no talent or skills at all, but was drawing like a three year old instead of a ten year old, but was looking like blonde latina arse/anime child, you'd be asking her to marry you, wouldn't you. :)

As for the drawing she needs to practice more.

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draw me with this pupper from work today

or he'll die

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>>35449037
where did it go wrong, chad? why are you trying to prove you're better than someone, on 4chan?
LELELELELELELELELELELELELELE you seem like you need some COCK YO HADBOAFDSHOFADOJFDSGP9YER8UW0IKO

>>35446036
Add me back on Skype pIease

>>35447671
Draw a femdom taking a shit on a dude's dick whom she is choking, thank you.

>>35449081

And here I was hoping for a worthy opponent, but I ended up breaking you instead.

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>>35446036
Draw Elliot Rodger. From the picture related. It's my fav.

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>>35446036
Draw yourself as my gf

Your drawings are cool OP. You also have good blowjob eyes and lips. Have you ever sucked a BBC?

>>35448963
>convince yourself you are not that big of a pathetic piece of shit
If that were the case I'd be posting pictures of my down syndrome face on 4chan and begging an ugly Jewish girl to draw my tattoo done by a sleepy meth head.

Draw yourself as a dickgirl.

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>>35448898
>under 300kg = malnutritioned
america yes

>>35449045
What the fuck are you talking about, you illiterate mong?
I said if she was attractive, I'd say so, but her drawings would still be fucking shit regardless.

Furthermore, who fucking cares if the cunt is being "spat on"? She posted her shit tier drawings here. No one forced her.
Go white knight somewhere else, you absolute cunt.

>>35449216

pfffffff.

Weak. I'm extremely bored by you lot.

Come on, I know you guys, you have better banter than this. What about my daddy issues?

>>35449255

A FUCKING LEAF!

>140 replies

Now we know what's making r9k shit. THESE FUCKING 140+ FAKE ROBOTS FLOCKING TO ANY ROASTIE ATTENTIONWHORE. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL ORBITERS PERSONALLY, YOU ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO MAKE WOMEN'S LIVES EASY

SAGE

>>35449285
I mean it is just a draw thread. I'm hear to see my request be drawn.

At least it's not a trap thread.

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Can you draw me, Femanon? Pic related is me. Thanks.

>>35449276
You're desperate for some cock, aren't you?
Jesus Christ

>>35449306
Me too, I just want the drawing that was offered. I don't care who draws it as long as it looks good and it's free.

>>35449317

Pussy and cock is fine by me.

Can I have your virgin asshole as well?

>>35449306
>at least it's not a trap thread

Well yeah, but it's not a quality thread either. Go to /b/ with this shit tier low-key attention whoring thread, this creature only posted some shitty art and then only like 1 or 2 requests before going back to posting her rancid face. Why do you niggers keep falling for it every fucking time ?

Draw a realistic Muhammad.

>>35449264
You really are a full-blown moron aren't you? I suggest you go being evaluated by a psychologist, if you haven't been yet, as you might actually be entitled to get the social benefits meant for the mentally disabled.

This place sadly is full of retards. How did this even happen, that it came to be like that?

>>35449276
nobody ITT cares about you as much as you think my guy

>>35446036
Drawn me like one of your french girls, femanon.

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i darw for u r9k :3

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>>35449276
>the skinnyfat autist that posted his face is the same person calling themselves "big"
I hope this is all facetious, for your sake

>>35449488
draw goatse :3

>>35449473

>Implying that I think you do.

In a few hours, this thread will be gone and we all will go on our merry way finding other threads to shitpost in. None of you will even remember me tommorow.

So try harder if you want to hurt me.

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>>35449454
>btfo
>"u-u-u-ur retard"
You're a virginal bitch boy and you need to go back

>>35449491

Says the guy who didn't post his physique.

Come on bro, I'm not scared of showing how I look. Are you afraid to be laughed at? show me how you look.

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>>35449503
ther u go
greg

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>>35449518
I LIKE YOU A LOT SO I MADE YOU A DEMOTIVATIONAL LELELELELE XD XDXDXXDXD

>>35449518
no that's what i'm getting at right there.

nobody is that interested in "hurting you" hence all the half-assed attempts.

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>>35449518
>So try harder
But you're already assblasted.

>>35449562
>>35449563
more proof if you need it

>>35446036
draw me like i sit (lay) in front of my screen

>ITT: Narcissist having a pissing contest about who is the most self-absorbed.

>>35446121
wtf get long hair, lose the jewring and chads will be hunting you down

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>>35449488
Draw Nociel

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i just wanted to draw

please do not fight anons!

>eggman

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>>35449562
I LIEK HIM MOAR LELELELELLELELELELELELELELELEE COCK XD

>>35449531
Yeah, it might be a good idea to go back to people who actually own a pair of brain. It's not very common thing around here. Seriously. The level of retardation around here is enough to make you vomit sometimes. But then again, that's quite a common thing among humanity in general. :)

>>35449535
>posting pics
>on /r9k/
I don't have the downs like you do :^)

>post his physique.
>I'm not scared of showing how I look
Which is why we can't see anything below your flabby, no definition upper body and heinous tat.

>>35449625
why are you not taking up the few requests that were actually posted?

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>>35449625
Draw the >>35449626 cock man. He's getting pretty popular right now

>>35449625
have you been crying lmao?
that's actually a pretty good eggy 2bh

>>35449654
eggman was requested, in chastity

>>35449625
>GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!
Why so obvious always

>>35449563

You can call the "I was pretending to be retarded" on me, but if it's not already apparent, I'm really not that serious right now.

I woke up like 2 hours ago, I'm bored, I have no sense of personal shame and I just want some attention and to say a lot of shit.

I'm sorry, I know a lot of robots consider this place to be a big deal, but to me /r9k/ is neo /b/. I'm, admittely, an attention whore, so I saw the cute barely hidden attention whoring intentions of OP and I wanted to join in.

I'm a huge fag, though, don't worry about it.

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>>35449619
jus for u anon

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>>35446036

Draw Lee, please. (the guy in yellow)

>>35449685
This is officially my waifu.

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>>35449633
>"people who actually own a pair of brain"
>The level of retardation around here is enough to make you vomit sometimes.
was this a joke

>>35449654
>>35449660
>>35449664
You'll all die pathetic, lonely virgins :)

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>>35449711
daww
oreg

>>35449625
WE DEMAND THE COCK MAN.

>>35449625
hurry up you fucking cow

>>35449685
Thanks, anon. It's literally beautiful.

>>35449744
umad cock man?

>>35449625
we will verbally abuse you until you fulfill our draw requests, then praise you.
by making a draw thread you are now our property. so get producing.

>>35446077

how did it feel to be from Cuckghanistan?

Can you draw me with a gf? I have unruly hair and the eyes of a poet.

>>35449721
No, I am not. And the saying "a pair of brain" is referring to the right and the left hemisphere of the brain, if in case you did not understandably get it for some reason.

>>35449721

He's probably reffering to the fact that brains have two hemispheres.

Forget about it, he's an edgy "intellectual".

>>35446121
>>35449625
I would kill a family of four in a sacrificial ritual to marry you.

pls respond

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>>35449956
Correction (that is needed as you could not grasp it on your own): "No, I am not joking."

>>35448339
>tattoos
gross anon, also
>consolefag

gas this thread and every in it. literally, not metaphorically, literally, put everyone in a fucking gas chamber

>>35449956
I'm surprised you're still here, cockman

>>35449956
>"a pair of brain" is referring to the right and the left hemisphere of the brain
You're a goddamn moron. That's like me calling your heart "a few hearts" because it has 2 atriums and 2 ventricles.

>>35449969
You're right. He's fucking retarded.

>>35446036
Leave this fucking board and take it it some other hipster board cunt,

>>35450021

Yo what you got against Melee?
You gonna talk shit about the Gamecube now?

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>>35449768
i treid 2 draw the __ man :)

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>>35450232
IT'S COCK MAN

>>35450232
show feet artslut

>>35450284
no , thanks for the offer though XD

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>>35450296
>>35450232
P-p-p-please do it, I think I'm in love.

>>35450232
Cute feets please

>>35450363
>>35450326
>mfw fellow footfags got my back

>>35449625

You got my request wrong.

I specifically requested a drawn illustration of Eggman also known as Mills Wood, crossdressing whilst wearing a chastity cage on his sissy white cock.

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>>35450374
Anytime.
>>35450232
FEETS PLOX

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>>35449146
>>35450404
im sorry anon, forgive me

>>35450067
>You're a goddamn moron. That's like me calling your heart "a few hearts" because it has 2 atriums and 2 ventricles.
Yeah, and you're pathetically trying to make up a totally idiotic counter attack in the lack of any sufficient brain capacity to do any better. It's pretty much the same as trying to invalidate someone's point by simply calling them retards as you haven't got any real counter arguments to present. It's the kindergarten level of argumentation.

The two hemispheres of the brain are known to have partly separate functions that people are generally aware of, that is why it is justified to use expression "a pair of brain". But the both right and the left atriums and venticles in the heart, are doing basically the same, and also most of the people are not aware of the anatomy of the heart, so comparing the heart to the brain in this context is nothing but irrelevant.

Also if you count that I am not a native English speaker, and yet capable of forming this post, you have to be megalomaniac morons yourselves to call ME a moron. Even a moron should get THAT one.

Well, I'm out of this moronic thread now, as I have no reason to spit on anyone just for showing off their drawings, no matter what is their level. As a matter of fact I want to encourage everyone to do some art, being an artist myself.

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>>35450576
WOW, thank you so much. I'll cherish this one. Elliot wants to say thank you too. ;)

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I'd be ever so grateful if you drew this thx

Draw a girl if your choice in a nazi SS guard uniform.

>>35450232

Fuck yeah!

Thanks for the effort. I'll draw you too. If the thread is still up by when I'm done I'll post it.

Thanks for everyone else for the attention and memes. You guys are fucking G's.

Seriously guys. For everything that you may hate about yourselves, just remember that, to me, you are the funniest fucking people on the internet. Prosper for a long time.

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>>35451120
You're the worst, cockman.

>>35446036
hurr durr im a girl

transbot reporting in

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>>35446036
>>35447671


Keep up the gud work & follow ur dreams, fembot.

>>35451153

I know, that's why I'm here.

omedetto arigato original gangster

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>>35450683
>a totally idiotic counter attack
No, moron.
A hemisphere of the brain is not a "brain". It is half a brain. In your attempt to act clever, you've outed yourself as a dipshit.

>The two hemispheres of the brain are known to have partly separate functions that people are generally aware of, that is why it is justified to use expression "a pair of brain"
Hemisphere lateralization is largely a myth, and won't change the fact that one hemisphere is only half a fucking brain you pseudo-intellectual ass clown.

>>35450683
>But the both right and the left atriums and venticles in the heart, are doing basically the same
Forgot about this.

Just going to quote it so everyone can see how much of a dumbass you are in case you delete this retarded post.

>>35451195
I'm pretty sure this girl isn't even over 18 anon..

>>35451120
Dear cockman, you saved this boring ass thread. I'll never forget you.
Please make a trip.

>>35448715
>actually got a love doll
>purple hair and a belly button piercing
With standards that low I'm surprised you even need a doll at all

Well, thanks for nothing, OP.

OP I just want to say you are qt and I want to fuck your pussy

FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET
PLIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>35451244
ur a fuckin fag and u suck worse than OP
which is really saying something

>>35446036
It's been said already but your drawings are really fucking bad. At least get gud before you attention whore here

>>35451244
>retarded chibi drawing

kill yourself

>>35446036
>fembot
top kek, I like how you hide your Adam's apple

>>35446121
>makeup
>poser
>trendy-goth
>16

please get off of this board you god damn normie

>>35451244
That was nice anon keep up the nice drawings

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>>35446036
Draw pic related if you can

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>>35453018
>>35452941

wew that's pretty rude my dudes. I'm sorry u got up upset about my motivational 5min doodle. Maybe something more realistic will float your boat.


>>35453306

Thank you, anon. I'm glad someone enjoyed it.

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Draw this. If you can't manage this, you are a failure of an artist and need a new hobby. Perhaps stamp-collecting, I think. This piece requires at least one month of Loomis training, and doing Bragues.

>>35446036
If you're still around, I need you to listen to this song while you draw me a bear. Thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86JqrN07a34

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draw Spoony

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Draw a picture of Josip Broz Tito fucking Stalin in the ass.

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Draw something challenging

Like hands or guns

Draw a warm bath, slit your ugly fucking wrists, and sink down into the murk you disgusting whore.

>>35453966
you suck, asshole. stop signing dates on your doodles and actually practice

>>35454481
Agree at 120% Plz do it.

>>35453966
>>35454812
OK. look. i feel kind of bad about telling u that ur shit because at least you're putting stuff to paper and thats more than most people will ever do. at least u want to draw, even if you don't practice and ur too egotistical to go on /ic/ or read an anatomy book.

don't stop drawing, but also go on /ic/ or read an anatomy book. you won't improve or impress anyone by isolating yourself and drawing this bullshit that you think is better than it is

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Plz rate.

I think it's pretty shitty: 2/10

>>35455047
5-6/10
you're getting a damn good hang of perspective and shading
practice making straight lines/curves more. draw cubes and circles for practice. draw random rectangles in a cityscape or something from any perspective you can think of
really good start though

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>>35454945

Don't worry about it.
but i do go on /ic/ and practice (but not enough lol). I also own a couple anatomy books. Gotta have d/ic/ks to keep me in line.

Hey, look at it this way at least I'm not egotistical enough to make my own threads on /ic/ displaying my shit drawings.

>>35455226
ok good. you care a lot more about it than i thought you did. glad to see you have learning materials and aren't a jerk. sorry again dude.

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>>35455047

pretty nice for an amateur

>>35446089
>>35446100
>>35446111

Holy fuck, lol'd damn hard anon

moar of this comic series pls

>>35455047
Needs more loomis
Originalism

STOP BUMPING THIS ATTENTION WHORING "FEMBOT" GO TO /IC/ YOU STUPID ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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NEVER FORGET COCK MAN 2017

>>35447311
>>>>/ic/
Stay there for now Loomis fuccboi

>>35446036
cc...can you draw me a gf?

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K, so I tried this one quickly.
Not very happy about it overall, but you'll tell me...

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Draw yourself dying
Roastie

Draw a cutie crow nestling up near a cutie cat

>>35446036
Draw Zyklon Ben tearing David Rockefeller's spine out.

>>35456439
holy shit that is MUCH better
try different perspectives now dude

>>35446615
People that follow poker will recognize that guy as Jungle aka Daniel Cates

>>35456439
look up scott roberston on youtube, he is a master at drawing vehicles and perspective. notice how many measuring tools he uses.

>>35447671
>>35447729
draw this guys picture