/britfeel/

>>35444820

Heartstone packs are going up in price, you can waste it all on that

Second for I spit on the British rail manufacturing industry for their pathetic trains and all locoautists can fuck off.

whats a good movie marathon for a saturday afternoon lads

not like the big ones like LOTR , Star wars or marvel

>>35444841
simply lma0 don't even play that p2w shit and blizzards merchant antics still amuse and delight me

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I put half of my student loan into a real estate investment

>>35444820
You don't even make enough to move out, how is that having "disposable" income?

>>35444872

Xhe's never going to move out. Imagine it dealing with a landlord.

>>35444849
choo choo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2um-Wuc3fvk

Only skin, only bone and I'm flawed

what's that one lyric that just hits you lads?

>>35444881
*pummels the locomotive*

have it you steambitch fuck OFF

The fact that I'm about to be 30 and have nothing going on in my life is slightly eased by the fact I'm about to have 900 bongs in the bank.

>>35444918
gonna treat yourself lad?

>>35444918
lmao 0wned

>>35444926
I dont know. There's not really anything big I can think of. I was thinking about having a solo holiday somewhere interesting but I might be better off keeping it as a safety net in case something awful happens.

Good news comrades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP1ibkEdQqE

>>35444861
>>35444861
bumpinginging

>>35444899
i think i get what you're saying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twarSFjLI7I
you're a fan of more modern trains?

>>35444889
>No matter how bad things get
>You mustn't give up
>The strength you hold will allow you to keep moving forward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBX5YGPNDbs

>>35444954
it's the perfect thumbnail
like a counter to alex jones' champagne sipping
made more ironic by the fact he's drinking a branded product

>>35444861
All the Resident Evil movies, or Tom Cruise sci-fi movies, or a bunch of modern Seagal movies.

>>35444985
>made more ironic by the fact he's drinking a branded product
It's like these idiots dont understand how shit communism is.

>>35444965
god father
mad max
matrix
silence of the lambs,hannibal,red dragon, hannibal rising

>>35444889
>Here I am. A young man. A crashing computer program.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIhT0GL4a24

>>35445005
he's a regulated capitalist

>come out
>my shit is gone
>check the news
>MC Ride seen in my area
>tfw

>>35445005
The more time that passes since I stopped being a socialist the more i wonder whether believing in these kinds of ideologies are mental disorders or not

Well the day is finally here. The day I begin my great drinking binge. Looks set to be five days long. Lots of anime. Might even have a nice Thai massage part way through.

>>35445175
yeah mate maybe you'll make a friend while you're at it

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>>35445175
Thai women are naturally hairless my friend

>>35445175
What's the occasion? What booze is on the menu?

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>>35445277
talking about thai women ive been more and more keen to get a thai bride recently, ive turned 38 and the loneliness is killing me. ive been browsing at the women available at my liesure while at work, thing im close to narrowing it down.

here is one prime candidate.

>>35445316
>30

well past her best

>>35445279
The occasion is having the house to myself after 70 days sober. No work to interrupt things. No need to leave the house once I have the supplies I need in. Going to make a big stew and maybe have a takeaway or two as well to minimise the effort I have to make once I'm under way. The menu will mostly consist of a colossal amount of vodka, some energy drink, diet coke and I will probably have some whiskey and some lager. Later today I will kick things off with a single shot of my special occasion vodka, neat from the freezer.

Chase. Clear, crisp finish. British made. Even has a Union Flag bow. I only take a shot from it a few times a year.

>>35445316
>30
I'd be worried that she already had kids and a husband back how at that age

>>35445331
Sounds banging mate. Shit I havent had vodka in ages making me thirsty.

>>35444869
Property bubble is going to pop within the next 2-3 years when the Fed raises interest rates, will have a knock on effect over here as well (+ Brexit).

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>>35445351
She does have kids, which is a shame but a friend of mine told me that if you pay a "dowry" to the family, they can be persuaded to keep the kids in that country.

Here's my 2nd choice, I know you guys are all
>30
But i'm an old man now anons, I need something more fuffilling. Plus it's my money.

Also this one has no kids.

>>35445371
Yeah it's your money but you're using it to embarrass yourself.

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>>35445383
mm debatable.

This is my 3rd choice, she's a bit older than me which sorta delves into my mummy fantasys. She also looks quite comfy and also
>no kids

>>35445413
>no kids
no kids declared you mean

>>35445371
If she has kids she wont ever really be yours

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>>35445413
Looks like she's had a bit of the bogpill lad

>>35445413
>eyes:black
Is that even possible? My eyes are crazy dark but still brown?

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>>35445422
>>35445424
Her husband is dead. She never had kids.

Here's one I've found for the discerning neet. To young for me, but she's available.

>>35445453
I think we're slightly more discerning.

do I have a Robocop marathon or read some comics I downloaded lads

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still havent met the canal pusher been searching for weeks feelsbadman

>>35445467
Looks more Indian tbqh

>>35445522
have you tried around the canals?

lads i need to make 1k in 2 months, its not for me its for my mum whos losing her job

whats a way for a robot to scrape some cash together to help her out? i already have approx 1k to my name in savings that im willing to use to generate more money if need be

any advice lads? and obviously its not going to be anything sexual

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>>35445482
There's many wives out there for neets, if you have the money for a plane ticket to thailand its worth it.

>>35445371
>tfw,37
i say do what you what you want lad, doesn't matter what other people think

>>35445562
Yes get a job. 1k is small beans.

>>35445467
>To young for me
>he doesnt want to get his Asians as young as possible before they age like milk.

>>35445562

>lads i need to make 1k
>i already have approx 1k

?_?

>>35445572
what site is this? i want a qt asian wife.

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Hello all. How are you doing this fine afternoon?

I didn't end up watching It Follows, I went to bed, because my Nan's invited herself over, so I don't have the weekend to myself now, and I'll have to get up at a reasonable time.

I watched The Last Samurai the other day. Dunno how I hadn't seen it before. The bit with the ninja's cracked me up.

Post waifus/husbandos/crispfus.

>>35445437
Give me a quick rundown on these two?

>>35445572
They barely look asian.
Find me the site where I can get a Japanese bride.

>>35445582
im looking for alternative ways without employment

iv done a few door to door jobs like cutting down trees and general random labour jobs but i refuse to work for a boss

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>>35445588
rosebrides

Just saw this young lady whilst browsing for my neets. She is a contender but has kids. Can be negotiated of course but she seems nice.

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>realize that nobody's going to pick on me online because the number of genuine sadists who go after the innocent is near null and nearly everyone who gets bullied online does something to bring it on themselves (i.e. at the very least responding to obvious bait instead of just ignoring it) like idiots, unlike school/work where the situation can arise and become inescapable from proximity alone.
The amount of autismal analysis I do on this shit is probably the root reason my social relations have declined to the point where being harassed by strangers represents an improvement in standing.

I wish I had a comic-book-villain tier rival.

>>35445562
You have 1k? Just place it all on red and double it. It's free money really.

>>35445522
You need to get down Canal Street in the short space of time after the last of the clubbers go home and the first people start cutting through to work. In that narrow space of time when the street is empty, and the wind carries a musty promise, you'll see him. Framed in the half-light a few hundred metres away. His smile will dazzle you and suddenly you realise the gap with you had shortened. When did he move? You try to speak, but you're lost in the blue of his eyes. You could almost drown in them.

Then his image becomes blurry and you realise it has begun. No - it's already happened. Your time together is somehow already over. You clutch your hand to your chest where his dainty fingers bid you farewell. A gentle blessing. Your lungs fill with canal water, and at last you can be happy if only for a moment.

>>35445634
none of those look comfy at all
90's japs had it rough

>>35445634
mental illness
werfdgfdgfdoj fuck off biuthv

>>35445626
>i refuse to work for a boss
>goes door to door looking for new bosses

Suck it up and get a job.

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>>35445589
last samurai's a good film senpai
i think Apocalypto is another good film. if you get bored 1 day i reccomend giving it a go

>>35445696
Or failing that go on Jobseeker's for the 2 months, that'll give you about 600 quid.

>>35445634
lad this is pretty much my approach to life, everything i do and every situation i find my self in has my brain working like crazy thinking about possible complications, solutions to those complications and so on. sometimes i make my self physically ill because of how deep my brain goes into shit, something as trivial as a trip to the local tesco sends my brain crazy thinking about whats the most efficient way to deal with the hordes of people without having to interact and get out as soon as possible

i think im a bit fucked in the head in all honesty

>>35445696
how are they 'new bosses' they're clients lad, im my own boss in those circumstances and they're my customer

>>35445522
Just walk around the canals at night lad, either the cops will arest you for thinking youre the pusher or the pusher will get you. either way you'll be famous.

>>35445739
Because if they don't like what you do you don't get paid. They are your boss.

red pill me on the canal pusher lads?

>>35445696
Sounds tiring ladfriendmate

>>35445771
lame forced meme because drunk mancs fall in the canals

>>35445672
eh, keyboard chin could be okay if he'd some way of ensuring the keyboard was balanced.
>>35445682
undoubtedly.
sadly all the parts like this that are the most unambiguously abnormal are the parts that clash with how I want to be perceived and think of myself, and thus the only parts I can't actually tell anyone irl about. life's fun like that.

>>35445718
probably
this approach was a mistake with hindsight. i look at all the happy autists i envy and i think "jesus fucking christ, you haven't analysed this for risks at all, you've just noticed things *could* go your way if they follow your own logic, and then assumed that's the logical outcome."

wonder if there's a specific name for it or if it's just something meme tier like anxiety.

>>35445770
you honestly think a pensioner is gonna have me cut down his tree then refuse to pay me? not happening pal

lads how can i train myself not to worry so much?

>>35445771
Manchester has had loads of dead people washing up in their canal, they think it's a sereal killer targetting gay men and pushing them in the canal.

>>35445795
smoke weed
smoke weeed

>>35445805
then i'd just worry about finding more weed

>>35445792
>cut down this tree for me
>okay
>cuts down tree

He's your boss buddy. It's not like you didn't do what he told you to do.

>>35445835
>knocks on door
>morning sir i noticed you have a couple of overgrown trees on ur lawn would you like them taking care of?
>oh that'd be great
>ok i can either chop them back form 50 quid or remove them for 100

i offer a service and he decides whether he wants to use my service or not, he isnt my boss since he doesnt employ me hes a customer that pays for my services

hmmm my soul grieves with despair at the lack of apathy in this thread

must the mass bleed for the many. my sword seethe hungers.

>>35445880

whatever nerd lmao

>>35445875
Correction: You are in his service, he is your boss and tells you what to do.

>>35444797
I see that picture and am overwhelmed with a desire to visit UK. I've dreamed of it for a couple of years now.
Wanna go from London zigzagging up to the Edinburgh just to catch a glimpse of those ol' cities, the history and remaining culture.

PS It's nice to see that squatting is not only a slav thing.

>>35445930
dont waste ur time lad

>>35445771
He posts under the alias 'Lenlad' on this board and can be identified by his avatarposting, boundless optimism and generous spirit. He's a ray of sunshine, but don't be fooled: his smile will be the last thing you see if you meet him irl. His lust for the blood of thirsty robots cannot be sated. Only fools and those seeking their rest knowingly enter his deadly domain.

>>35445930
Derby is a really good holiday destination. It's little known, but it's worth a visit.

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>Somewhat warm outside
>Every loud obnoxious slapper is strutting around in next to nothing being loud as fuck

This is why I hate it when it's warm out

>>35445880

whats your ip???

thank you robot, please give me the poster's op.

>>35445973
where the fuck you at? its cold as fuck and raining here

>>35445983
do you dare challenge thy to a duel? my mistress will be enough of a challenge for you, fool.

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>be a ginger average looking manlet
>play guitar and write shitty love songs
>suddenly rich and drowning in roastie clunge
How did he do this?

>>35445990
Kent.

It's at the point where it's slightly uncomfortable to wear a hoodie but of course said slapper are running around it fucking cropped bikini tops an the like.

>>35445941
But why? That should be interesting. All I see is 20-story high commie flat buildings, grayness and old blue metro wagons all the time.
Seeing UK and finally practicing my English not in my head should be awesome.
>>35445954
Kewl. But I think that I won't plan anything. The best vacation is a surprise random vacation.
I'll practice this in Poland or Germany beforehand of course since I've never switched hotels mid-vacation.

Why don't YOU have a britfeel boyfriend?

>>35446018
I'd say he's below average looking tbhwyf

But he did it because he worked at it.

>>35446044
everytime a britfeel poster says hes going to blow me he never does, i send out my skype and nothing. its a fucking shame is what it is.

>>35446013

just tell me your fucking ip. i don't have time for this.

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>>35446018
he is above average looking. he is at least a 6. girls for some reason like guys that play guitar, especially if their songs are romantic. women are obsessed with romance.

in this pic he is probably a 7

>>35446066
>just tell me your fucking ip.

are you retarded? why would anyone give you their ip?

>>35446068
Your grading system is all messed up, he's a 4 at most. High ranked 3 at min.

>>35446085

ok. i'm going to let you off this once, because i've got better things to be doing.

next time watch what you're posting online, or you'll pay dearly.

>>35446103
are you having a giggle, lad? if you think he is at most at 4 then you're genuinely autistic.

>>35446110
>next time watch what you're posting online, or you'll pay dearly.

not sure if you're larping or genuinely retarded.

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>>35446134
>this thing is a 7

Your autism is far more powerful than mine.

>>35446142
Got to be a bit of both lad

>>35446142
>>35446173

and now you're samefagging?

cunts like you really don't know when to quit.

if we met for a fight, you'd be finished. i'd buy you a pint afterwards, just cause i made you feel something

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>>35446199
shucks, you got me.

>>35446068
A 7? You're off your but. He's a 4

anyone want to meet up for a fight? just a nice casual fight? no biting or owt like that just some nice punches

we can go for a weatherspoons dinner and a pint after if you like

>>35446270
Yeah alright mate where you at?

>>35446270
Why am i tempted by this?

>>35446270
seek help m

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>>35446162
i said in that pic he is a 7. learn to read, lad. over all he is at least a 6. if you think he is a 3 or 4, then you are too far gone. a 6 is slightly attractive, above average, which is something most girls would tell you.

the guy in this pic is a 3 or 4

>>35446270

Has the pound fallen so much, that you've got to throw in a dinner too?

Brexit Britain...

>>35446287
east midlands mate

>>35446293
why? infact why you even replying if you have no interest in fighting me

>>35445583
>possible before they age like milk
they're not white girls lad

>>35446261
have you ever attracted a girl? i know most of you are autistic when it comes to fashion, attractiveness etc but this is just retarded.

>>35446270
Can i give you an Indian burn?

>>35446315
Dunno mate all the older chinks I see look like dogshit.

>>35446295
You're wrong lad. You're being tricked because of sheerans somewhat symmetrical features but you're forgetting to account for his fish head which it's him at a 4

>>35446325
its a chinese burn you smeghead, and no you cant but we can have a nice fair fight if you like mate

>>35446295
That's a 2 laddo. You probably look a bit like sheeran yourself thinking you're a 7, bit sad really if im honest, but he's a 4. Not a bad number of course but it's just not really a 7.

If I paid some African king to knight me would I be called "Sir" here?

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>get a new job
>turns its out its a contract

YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IN THE INTERVIEW WHEN I ASKED WHAT THE SHIFTS ARE AND YOU SAID ITS USUALLY 3 WEEK DAYS AND 1 WEEKEND SHIFT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS REEE

>>35446361
Fuck. I don't know people work 3 weeks in one day, that'd kill me

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>have tons of movies downloaded
>dont feel like watching any of them
Anyone want to decide for me?

>>35445707
I might watch it lad, thanks.

>>35446337
you're putting too much on his fish head. he is only a 6 because of he is a fish head. girls wouldent like him at all if he was a 4. there is only so much playing guitar and singing can do.

>>35446346
nah, a 2 is someone who is extremely ugly. the average person is a bit ugly.

>4 is not a bad number.

think you're just trolling now lad. nah, i dont give a fuck about ed. never even listened to his music. i just know he is above a 4. at the very least he is a 5

>>35446385
How have you managed to not download one good film you retard? The worst taste I've ever seen

>>35446385
jiro dreams of sushi mate, maybe it will motivate you to do something productive with your life

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>>35446385
Have a seat over there lad

>>35446409
You've gone from 7 to 5 now lad, you know in your heart he's a 4. I'm sorry you're taking this so badly.

>>35446415
Because when I DL a good movie I watch it right away. This is shit I see randomly on torrent sites and have in case my internet dies.

>dreamed that for reasons i can't exactly remember i had to go back to school for a year
it made me unreasonably happy even though i'd be the 21 year old retard in the class of 17 year olds, a situation almost certainly more awkward than it would've been had i not been woken up by harsh reality telling me i had to take a piss

>>35446418
I keep meaning to see that. Is it great? I can only imagine it highlighting the virtues of Asian-style cultural autism.

>>35446430
i never said he was a 7 though. i said in that specific pic he was a 7. i said over all he is probably a 6.

cba arguing anymore. cant take brit feel serious when it comes to attractiveness or women.

>>35446463
If he had different eyes he could be a 6 or 7. His eyes or so bad though that they put him at a 4

>>35446438
why not just read a book or do something else if your internet dies? watching a shit film is waste of time.

>>35446456
More about discipline and passion

>>35446463
Jumping from 7 to 5 to 6 now lad. I can't really take you seriously if im honest.

>>35446491
>why not just read a book
lol ok nigga I'll read by candle light in between shifts at the mill nigga little Timmy needs his typhoid seen to nigga.

>>35446526
fucking chuckled cheers lad

>>35446526
Confirmed for retard
Uiff

Dad has friends coming round for his birthday so gotta socialise. At least theres free booze.

>>35446543
When my dads friends would come over my sister would invite her friends over and they'd all be over them, it was disgusting but also kinda hot in a cuckoldry sort of way to listen to 16 year olds talking about wanting to fuck 40+ year old mens dicks and be fucked hard by them. Made me look forward to the future.

>>35446543
u gonna suck any of his mates off?

>>35446491
why read a book when your internet dies, you can learn how to speak fluent japanese, reading a book is just a waste of time

>>35446566
jumping around a little bit too much there lad. learning to speak another language is pointless unless you plan on moving their, or working with people who know that language. something having a point is a personal preference. reading is one of the most important thins a person can do because the knowledge you gain can help you for the rest of your life, and be passed onto other people. if no one read, the world would be retarded.

It must be time for a shower, I can smell my dick through my clothes.

>>35446566
Why learn Japanese? Unlock a few million more more people to avoid speaking to?

>>35446635
geez us a sniff lad

>>35446620
>tfw learnt to speak spanish
>thought it'd be smart because its the 2nd most spoken language in the world
>dedicate 2 years to it
>finally get to a reasonable level of speaking/writing/understanding
>realize every spanish speaking country has its own lingo
>wasted 2 years of my life
>5 years later i barely remember any of what i learnt

such is life

>>35445582
Post in this thread on Sunday and I might have something

>>35446644
this. if you come on brit feel, you probably dont have a life to begin with so learning another language is meaningless.

if you cant socialize with people in your own country, what makes you think you will be able to in another country?

>>35446565
Sounds a bit gay that mate.

>>35446675
ok lad ill be here tomorrow

>>35446675
You guys are alright, don't come to britfeel on sunday

>>35446685
nout gay bout that lad nout gay at all

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>>35446644
To play all those untranslated hentai graphic novels

>>35446743
I reckon if you did nothing but play VNs you'd eventually go insane.

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>>35444797

Just watched Harry Brown, this is now my favourite film of all time, it was fucking brilliant.

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Fucking pol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U28X7M8PHkI

>1:14

what did he mean by this?

>>35446767
good film but you must have not seen many great films if its your favorite films of all time

its like a 7/10

>>35446068
>in this pic he is probably a 7
He's ginge mate, ginge males can't be above 5/6

>>35446775
Christ. Not a great advertisment.

>>35446775
and people still dont think /pol/ is an underage edgy shitposters containment zone

this is what happens when boards encourage making their shit mainstream

>>35446775
This lad is gonna make autism illegal

Bit nervous for this date now lads, nearly time. .

>>35446878
/pol/ is cancer but so is most of 4chan tbqh because the culture here attracts edge master

reddit is still worse though

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>>35446878
Normies than have heard of /pol/ think it's some kind of legit neo-nazi movement that is actually a danger.

>>35446908
what are you wearing, lad? its important, women love a well dressed man

>>35446908
We're all rooting for you lad. Just b urself.

>>35446935
half of the people are genuine right wingers, and regardless, most of them still support the like of trump with their memes.

>>35446775
How long until autism joins the ranks of pepe as a hate symbol

>>35446936
That is a bit of a problem. I'm a bit casual about cloths, probably not scruffy but that's all she's ever seen me as.

>>35446953
Just gonna bee myself, that's it.

>>35446982
Where are you taking her? Obviously you dont need to be dress up to the nines if you're just down the pub.

>>35446982
even if she has has always seen you in casual clothes, she might think you are going to dress up for a date. i dont know though. not all girls care tbf

Any engineeringlads around want to chat?

>>35446995
yeah, all he will really need is a casual shirt, nice jacket, decent shoes and jeans.

>>35446995
Just going to the local cinema. She wants to see '50 shades of grey darker' - some bullshit romance movie thing that I will probably hate.

>>35447004
Hope not.

>>35447021
Treadmill roads. Think about it lad

>>35447041
>50 shades of grey darker

Shes going to fug u lad

>>35447041
>she wants to go see a sexy movie that makes roasties gush
You're in mate

>>35447042
had a think about it lad
not convinced

>>35446775
>tfw the average /pol/ user can't even vote

>>35447069
Slippery roads. Just make them all go down hill. No more cars

>>35447042

That's not how you get people excited abouta shit idea m8. You have to go:

>TREADMILL. FREAKIN. ROADWAYS.

>>35447021
Cats with mops

>>35447134
yeah alright actually

>>35447041
plus side she's going to make you put your benis in bagina

negative side she is also stupid so

>>35444797

Today the police came to ask a few questions about a recent murder in the and, and I had what felt like a panic attack when I opened the door.

I've done nothing illegal apart from trivial stuff like torrenting, so had no practical reason to fear them, but do you think they are now highly suspicious and will return?

>>35447195

in the area*

>>35447195
I do the same when I'm driving. If I hear sirens I just assume they're after me.

>>35447195
what did they ask you

>>35447195
Nah. They're used to people shitting themselves when they show up.

>>35447041
soap ur cock
give ur bollocks a good scrub
babywipe ur bumhole and give ur pubes a trim
put on some nice clothes, dont have to be formal just smart casual
put on some nice aftershave (its proven that smelling nice is even more important than looking nice with women)
compliment her enough so she feels comfortable but not too much so that she feels in control
take her out for a couple of drinks after the film
get her back to yours and smash her minge in

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What you's up to on this comfy saturday afternoon. I'm about to play some Diablo and watch Samurai Jack

>>35446775
I can't help but cringe.

>>35447222

Loads of routine stuff "did you see anyone in the area at around 9:45pm Tuesday, did you notice anything else suspicious, have you seen a red car parked nearby with people just sat in it in the last few weeks"

When I opened the door, I started panting really rapidly, and struggled to get my words out when they asked me stuff

>>35446775
Fucking hilarious. He's telling a joke but it falls completely flat, then keeps going with it.

>>35446775
Not surprised 2bh

The way they bum Trump and laugh at shit jokes made me think most of /pol/ was underage, maybe not this underage though

>>35446775
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, it's top banter, everything about it is perfect. From the 'w-what' from the presenter when the kid says he wants to fly planes into towers and the fact the kid is actually autistic, living up to the stereotype of your normal 4chan user. The icing on the cake is the murmured 'praise kek' at the end. His parents, unphased by his statements that he wants to be an iraqi terrorist. Is he joking or is he serious? We may never know.

I don't think I have enough money to even buy a bottle of Frosty Jacks

Fuck my shit up senpai

>>35446775
What show is this advertising?

>>35447357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjCT661NR_s

my brother has strong armed my mum into making peri peri chicken

>>35447237
not much. getting high, off for awank in a min then think will see what i feel like. torn between more anime or playing on my decks. might do both desu

>>35446775
This is weaponised autism in person

Shit lads gotta try this

http://news.sky.com/story/frozen-spice-synthetic-drug-turning-addicts-into-walking-dead-10797690

>>35447545
bit selfish of him
what are you going to make her cook for you.

anyone else feel a bit disgusted by the little kid irl memeposting on that talk show?

just knowing that theres been occasions where i've entertained someone in a debate thinking to my self this persons either genuinely retarded or 14 years old and i'm actually right

this is my wake up call, i'm too old for this place i need to sort my self out

is there an equivalent of mumsnet but for lonely 24 year old men that have no children (inb4 reddit)

>>35447611
Bodybuilding.com
Farewell

>>35447611
this is why i only really post on vrit feel these days. too many kids on /b/. never liked /pol/ and this is just more of a reason to not spend my time there.

>>35447609
i don't care what mummy makes, i'd be happy with a jam sandwich

>>35447319
>The way they bum Trump and laugh at shit jokes made me think most of /pol/ was underage
le sophisticated grown up leftyman

Reminder that this is beautiful and natural and if you dont think little kids should be encouraged to bum each other you are literally Hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4vN0z08I74

>>35447594

I wonder when it gets so bad people will have to vigilante up cause there coppers can't do shit about it any more due to having no funding.

>>35447719
This is deeply disturbing
also
"i hav teh anxiety lol"
>proceeds to be the most socially forthcoming person on the face of the planet

>>35447719
A literal pederast.

>>35447611

It's usually pretty easy to tell when someone is an underage memester.

Just try not to argue with people on here at all.

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>>35445589
working hard today, and not hardly working.
>>35446044
Just one? little bit unambitious lad, there are so many cute boys here.
>>35447237
hopefully playing vidya with friends later, or at least on discord with them while i play singleplayer.
>>35447719
at least they are not being forced to trans roleplay for some virtue signalling liberal cunts.

>>35446775
he has about the average reading comprehension and temperament of a /pol/lack it all adds up tbqhwyfamalam

>>35447808
>at least they are not being forced to trans roleplay
Anon, I...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEreymPV1YU

Is /britfeel/ 50% gay?

>>35447763
actually quite tired of this meme desu
knew a lot of girls with 'severe social anxiety' uploading new selfies each 2 weeks on the normiebook when I had it

>>35447847
No, we don't have any homosexuals here.

>>35447840
oh... fuck.

do people really think this is a good thing?

>>35447847
>Is /britfeel/ 50% gay?

i would say 50% is prison gay but not properly gay

>>35447862
I'm going to assume there is no dad at home.

>>35447847

I think we're all 50% gay desu

>>35447854
yeah these people dont know what actual anxiety is. they are just a bit shy sometimes, which is normal and not anxiety.

>>35447904
i reckon 70/30, gril/boi

>>35447847
I was prison gay for awhile but then I actually tried it irl and realised boys are gross.

>>35447594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Zq1wOqNjk
woah

>>35447921
fuck me its people like these that have put my mental health referral on hold for 3 months, wonder how many of these cunts are getting ''''''help'''''' for their non existant problems while people who genuinely suffer are left to suffer in silence

if you have a fucking youtube channel and are willing to post your face all over it you dont have any form of anxiety what a little twat

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>>35447719
>Reported for sexualising minors
I've done my part, now just up to Google India reports dept to do theirs

>>35448034
This. The irony of it is that the people who need help the most are the ones least likely to seek it because of how bad their anxiety is. Whereas these bastards who get a bit shy sometime go in and use up all the resources

>>35447998
Just looks likes a pair of lads having a midday snooze, ain nout wrong with that laddo.

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Got some heroin for my 30th birthday lads.

>>35447719
I'm on a watchlist now because I watched this video out of disgust and wanted to cringe, aren't I

>>35448100

lucky git, where did you get it?

>>35448100
https://youtu.be/WFM_yhZfFGg

>>35448136
Dank web because I'm a risk taker and also no friends.

Might pick up a used ps4 on the cheap.

>>35448100
https://youtu.be/WFM_yhZfFGg
Lucky lad

I wish there was something like playschool but for adults.

One of the worst things about being an adult is that there's suddenly very few sources of arbitrary activities that turn out to be enjoyable. I mean sometimes you have a good day at work or whatever, but there's no more randomly being told to paint or whatever because that's what the teacher thinks will shut you all up for the next half hour while she goes out for a smoke.

xbox one or ps4 lads

might finally upgrade, I really want to play overwatch

>>35447998
Surely anyone could come up to them and murder them when they're unable to defend themselves like this?

>>35448172
careful lad, my friend bought a ps3 off a black guy and it had loads of porn on it

>>35448167

Best of luck lad, that could be anything.

>>35448178

So do some painting m8

>>35448179
PS4 lad definitely. I'm not even fanboy memeing I own both and if you don't like Forza then the Xbox has 0 great exclusives, just a bunch of meh ones that are released too far in between to be worth it

>>35448100
Thinking about jumping on the ol H-Train myself recently, the dank web makes it possible.

You ever done it before? Hows the high?

>>35448198
>that could be anything.
Online vendors still rely on repeat business. No point sending brown sugar instead of H
>>35448220
Yeah couple of times. It's nice, very comfy. You do feel a bit retarded and might throw up the next day though.

>>35448179
Neither. Read a book

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>>35448249
wah wah wah games consoles are bad and you can't own one and read books in the same existence wah wah let me post on this mongolian image board

>>35448178
Nanny Betty is waiting for your call lad

>>35448245

>Online vendors still rely on repeat business.

Yeah but they all cash out in the end and send random shit to make one last big load of cash.

I think my cat is autistic guys

>>35448297
The site I use has escrow for this very reason

>>35448179
PS4 so you can weeb it up.
Then post your ID so I can have an overwatch buddy

>>35448179
i've xbox one but am thinking of getting a ps4 as well. or maybe 3 as 4 isn't backwards compatible. i think sony have the better choice of games. weeb ones

Is there anything more cringey than the the people that post videos of the TV license people, harass them and call them goons acting all above the law just for some smug arrogance.
>let them in your house for 20 minutes
>they confirm you have nothing hooked up to an aerial
>they never bother you again

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Lets see those YouTube feeds lads.

>>35448315
There's an autism cat test you can do. If you grab his tail and basically pull it towards the cats nose, if it hits the nose it's autistic. If it doesn't he's not.

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>31 years old
>phd
>doesnt understand men
>goes on a rant at a ted talk about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE8UHCDVYB8

Autism is increasing lads. Perhaps soon it'll be our turn to hold a ted talk.

>>35446775
The way he joked made me realize that's exactly what I come across like when I say racist things in front of my parents.

Which now leaves me wondering whether or not he's just doing it out of sheer boredom with normalfags hoping to see what happens. (Though he's braver than me, saying it on fucking telly whereas I revert to my normal coward self the minute mummy's out of the picture.)

>>35448452
This-is-Ruth.JPG

What's your most shameful memory lads

>be in spoons with mates
>drowning away the sorrows
>mates egg me on to down 2 pitchers
>do it
>all is well for a good 20 seconds
>can feel the vomit coming up
>rush to the toilet
>don't make it all the way
>be sick all over the toilet floor and walls
>panic as fuck
>walk out the toilet
>walk back in
>feign ignorance and act disgusted and shocked
>leave and go back to my friends
>one of the girls with us mentions I have vomit on my shoulder

When I was walking back to my mates one of them was complaining to the bartender that there was sick every where. I just know the two lads that walked into the toilet knew it was me. I've never been back since.

>>35448198
It's not specifically about painting, it's just about any activity that people refuse to do, or that you'd look like a wanker for suggesting, but that we'd all enjoy if we were forced to do it by some outside force.

Combined with a tinge of the fact I'm a lazy fuck who won't do anything until prodded to fuck out of bed with a spear.
>>35448276
It's not like that, if that's what you're implying it is.

Was it this thread that had the guy who's dad was out visiting one of those ladies?

>>35448276
Top kek
>>35448510
>Was it this thread that had the guy who's dad was out visiting one of those ladies?
Yeah, we need an update.

>>35448503
Got caught fucking a teddy bear by my friends once. They used to just walk in the house and straight to my room cause they were always over, anyway i was balls deep in mr.snuggleruff, there was a hole in his crotch.

>>35448503
>walk out the toilet
>walk back in
>feign ignorance and act disgusted and shocked

Why am I luaghing so hard at this

>>35448100

Enjoy the descent to hell smackhead. Deserve everything you get :^)

>>35448553
Fuck off Jesus bummer

>>35448567

Not the anon you replied to, but why the fuck do Heroin?

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>>35448369
I have an eclectic taste

whats the spiciest may-mays right now lads?

>>35448553
Oh noes! If I do this drug I'm destined for addiction and hell! Grow up tard.

>>35448553
thought if you said soz about it all though, god was ok with it.

>>35448593
For a laugh you absolute floorplan

>>35448593
Why do any drug?

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>>35448595
i believe this is one of the most spiciest at the moment.

>>35448567

So me calling you out on being a smackhead makes me religious? Wat

>>35448604

"If I do the most addictive opioid I won't get addicted!"

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>>35448595
>>35448595
Big Bog. The two brothers finally fused.

>>35448681
probably the descent to hell part. i thought you wss being all godbotherer about it as well lad.

>>35448681
I first did it years ago and do it maybe every 6 months. I dont think I have to worry about the addiction meme

>>35447594

>>35447998
think I saw one of these IRL.

genuinely thought someone had died standing up.

people were crowded round also. think someone called an amberlamps.

but they did eventually move a bit to prove they were alive.

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>Wake up
>Hear game show buzzer noises
>Rush to the toilet for a mad shit
>"Ding, Ding!"

Why am I waking up at 5:30 anyway?

>>35448368
A society that hires them in the first place and lets them skirt responsibility for being annoying because "it's just my job, mate."

That's the evil of the whole thing, because it is just his job, and we've got more unemployed than jobs so refusing the job isn't a trivial decision. So he's complicit in being a cunt, but he's forced to be a cunt to a degree.

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>>35448756
amber lamps? my my, its been so long..

>>35448779
I AM MOTHERFUCKER

>>35448776

The TV license people are 3rd party contractors who work on commission. They use scare tactics and bully people into getting a license when they might not need one.

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>>35444797

>tfw you have an obsession with studying murderers, and then realise your own relative was a murderer, and there was a massive campaign involving 53 MPs. the archbishop of Canterbury and the president of the European Parliament to prevent him from being executed.

>>35447998
This is anticlimactic as shit. "Walking Dead", Bath Salts are more intense than this, resulting in niggas literally eating faces off people and surviving multiple gunshots without being phased

>>35448815
anyone on britfeel actually fucked their mothers? its my ultimate goal, she's 63 at the moment and im 25. still wank about her now.

>>35448845
>anyone on britfeel actually fucked their mothers?

I bet they have.

>>35448845
Time for me to return to reddit

>wonder what would happen if i went full autismo in public
>realized stares and giggles is literally the limit
on the one hand it's liberating from anxiety, on the other hand jesus fucking christ what does a man have to do to get recognized around here.

i should just go call some drug dealers niggers. fucking niggers probably wouldn't even hit me.

>>35448819
>scare tactics
>'Alright mate, mind if I check if you don't need a TV license'
>camera man proceeds to chimp out
>calls them scum and criminals


every time

>>35448845
Strangely no.
>tfw incest does it for you as a scenario, but your own family are actually one of the few things you've never viewed sexually or had dirty thoughts about.

A bin-bag with tits could give me a semi, but not mummy.

>>35448862
honestly nothing makes me cum like mum/son porn. there are times in the past when I was living at home where oppurtunities to fuck her seemed to have arised and I missed them completely, I kick myself even now.

>>35448886
The letters, etc, constitute scare tactics.

Buy a TV licence or we'll send the van with the wooden prop mounted on the roof

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Is this guy the final level of robot?

>>35448876
>i should just go call some drug dealers niggers. fucking niggers probably wouldn't even hit me.
Pretty sure they would mate

>>35448916
You literally just have to prove to them you don't need a TV license. Sperging out and threatening them isn't going to support your case. I've only ever had one 'goon' come to my house and he was a nice old bloke, was gone in less than 20 minutes, never had a letter or inspection in about 5 years since then. It always seems to be the baby boomer generation that kicks up a fuss in my opinion, or people who are actually avoiding paying the license illegally.

>>35448907
>where oppurtunities to fuck her seemed to have arised

tell me more

>>35448953
That's the half joke. (Since there's a high chance they would, but if you set out specifically to get hit, they'd probably just call the cops.)

>>35448876
Ohh you're well hard.

>>35448972
The letters themselves are still scare-tactics. Wasting their time on principle seems relatively justifiable.
And hey, the TV licence guy gets paid.

>>35448917
i reached that level once, or something similar.

>work in factory
>work provides clothes for us every morning
>they're white bottoms and a top
>have prostate problem
>usually not an issue
>get into work
>my usual whites arent there
>have to wear smaller bottoms and top
>trousers so tight can see the tiny outline of my penis
>walk down to work
>someone starts talking to me
>suddenly need to pee
>lil bit of pee drips out my pee pee
>stains directly into the white trousers
>stand there like him pretending its not happening
>4-5 co-workers all looking at me
>i run upstairs
>go home
>tell work im ill

>>35448907
You are probably just mental and imagining things. Like the guy on that louix theroux doc who tried to fuck his mum

>>35448972

Did you ever think that the people filming the TV license guys are doing that because they've been harassed to breaking point before they started recording?

It's been a documented fact for years lad about how much these guys hound you and try to scare or force you to get a license.

There was an anon a few weeks ago who had a TV license guy try to look through his fucking laptop. I guess that's okay too right?

>>35448975
She caught me wanking a few times, and each time afterwards she would just hang around in my room for a little while not doing much.

It would be like
>wanking
>mom suddenly walks in
>"oh mom shit what are you doing"
>"oh sorry son, were you busy"
>"n..n-no"
>proceeds to stand in my room for the next five minutes as if she wants to say something

One time she called me out on it, she made a jerking off motion secretly and looking in my eyes whilst standing behind someone who asked me why i spend all my time in my room

>>35449014
I was harrased for a while they kept sending "agents" round, i told them to fuck off and I didnt have a tv (i did). He soon did.

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what are you having to eat lads

i'm already full but I've still got all this left.

>>35448995
The letters just say to call them if you don't require a TV license and they'll prove this then never hound you again. I agree the TV license is shit an should be abolished but I feel bad for the old blokes that get their face plastered on youtube and labelled criminals and goons just for doing their job. Most of the
time they're polite and not harassing at all. >>35449014
I'm positive the lad the other day asked if they can search his laptop, which they can't

>>35449071
If theyre warm you should put your nob in em my favourite thing to do before i eat takeaway chips

my room smells amazing after my mum cleaned it.

>>35448916
They do work those vans but they only have about 3 of them in the whole country.

going to cook sausages and watch some golden era simpsons, then have some of my homebrew ale later lads


you guys doing anything decent tonight?

>>35449148
Gunna wank, might finger my ass while i do it. Never done it before but my prostate is throbbing when I wank nowadays and I just need to get something in there.

>>35449180
Just massage under your balls you poof.

>>35449192
Tried that but it's like thick skin down there, doesnt feel good. I just know if I can get something to go in and out my ass it'll feel much better.

also
>poof

not gay lad, nice try though

>>35449071
dunno. got a lancashire hotpot ready meal and some pigs in blankets
the PIB went out of date on the 8th but fuck it i'm gonna risk it n have em

I've been living off of homemade ramen but my spaghetti is running out, so I'm going to have to eat rice with butter and salt and pepper until I get paid.

Who else /liveslikeapeasant/ here?

>>35449231
rice and soy sauce here brutha

>>35449148
i haven't a clue what i'm doing lad. pacing the house overthinking things. just started drinking so will see what happens later.

>>35449231
same but I don't have eat like a fucking pleb.

>>35449114
I can't really imagine them being of any use even if they did work.

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>>35448527
>there was a hole in his crotch
>his crotch
>his
There are no poofs allowed in /britfeel/, we don't hate your sort, those are just the rules. We don't interfere with your doilies and that, so we don't want you coming in here asking for souffle and cherry beer

>>35449084
why is the TV license bad? better then everything being private shareholder surely?

>>35448179
ps4 seems to have the better exclusives lad

>>35449334
How can you avoid eating like a pleb if you have fuck all money to live on?

>having a comfy day listening to some records
>about to sit to watch a movie
>remember family friends are coming over in 15 mins so have to go downstairs and be social

ruined.

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>>35449346
>no poofs allowed
>/britfeel/ the number one supplier of boipucci to neets
>no poofs

wew

>>35448595
Dunno about spicy memes, but I've just put on the spiciest meal I've ever made. About 2-3 tablespoons of carolina reaper puree and scorpion chili in a beef stew. Going to knock the socks off is this, lads. Might end up down the hospital tbqhwy

its wierd how many normies post on a saturday. really makes ya think

>>35449265
i do this most weekends too lad
might nip down to tesco and get some shite to eat tonight

any recs for decent comfort snacks lads

>>35449350
>having to pay for a TV License when already paying a provider like Sky or Virgin

for what purpose, TV licensing is rare in the world for a reason

>>35449148

my mum made steak egg & chips and then I'm gonna get drunk in a couple of hours.

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>>35449391
Steady on, let's keep it proper in here little meme frog or that's the last bluebottle you'll be getting

>>35445371
>>35445351
>>35445316
>Getting a 30yr old thai wife
>Getting a 30yr thai wife with children

if you're going to get a thai bride who wants a white husband AT LEAST get a young one

holy fuck nigger you are doing it wrong

>>35449438
you must be at work when the gays post in the threads. there are periods when the only talks is gay stuff.

>>35449420
proper frood or sweets and stuff
proper food, they do a nice chicken and bacon pasta bake
sweets and stuff is, tangfastic,maom stripes, salted microwave popcorn