/britfeel/ wank/anime/biscuit edition

first for hating slavs

Might just start listening to my headphones at work and see if anyone stops me

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>>35422822
*teleslavs behind you*

one of my housemates has taken my three quid in change i put on the table

idk whether to make a big thing out of it and ask for it back but i'm pretty skint

>>35422884
fuckin raise hell about it you beta cuck, you fuckin mental, smashing shit, screaming, take a dump on somebodies bed

>>35422884
you left money out when you live with other people???
kill him.

>>35422884
out him as a thief, no one will trust him after this

>>35422884
Fucking hell lad, you need to stab him. Then piss on him, so the other lads know you are he top lad, innit

past few wanks iv had iv jizzed a green snotty/phlegm type paste

what is that?

>>35422884
Confront him about it or else he'll know he can get away with walking all over you

I'm in Cambridge's vue to see Logan. Ticket price was EGREGIOUS. Fucking 9.79, but they've got comfy recliner seats you can almost lay down in. Hope the movie's as good as I've heard.

Time for my leg workout lads.

>>35422987
Dehydration. And aids.

>accidentally left my Japanese comic book behind
Now I have to talk to someone on the train

>>35422784
Help, lads. I can't stop thinking about the ending to Calvary and it's making me quite depressed.

>>35422987
go to a fucking doctor lad, if something is green and doesn't come out of your nose bad shits going on

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>>35422987
>phlegm type paste

wagwarn lads

guess whos finished work for the weekend

time to chug some whiskey, smoke some spliffs and order my self a nice AW escort

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Essay research day today, lots of reading and wanking.
>>35422987
RIP you m8
>>35423165
have a nice evening lucky lad, do a report for us on the wg :)
>>35422994
I hope you have a safe one and watch out for the snipers.
https://youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU?t=110

>>35423165
>hiring a prostitute
Why?

>>35423165
Sounds like a good weekend. Will you share with us what escort you pick?

>>35423165
Living the high life there. Jelly

>>35423235
cos i enjoy the benefits of shagging without the hassle of having a gf that i have to take care of

why not lad?

>>35423377
Because I'm jelly; can't afford a decent shag lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5A1wg5FA-g&feature=youtu.be

This is kinda cute/funny.

sometimes have a hobnob and it's really bitter
???

>>35423377
>without the hassle of a gf

Is this what pathetic men who pay for sex always tell themselves?

You are doing it because you aren't attractive enough to get a shag. Tricking yourself into thinking you are doing it out of convenience is just sad.

But I bet you'll keep thinking it, maybe even defending it. Because the alternative is looking in the mirror and seeing just how low you've sunk.

>>35423540
hahahahaha when the little man in the robot comes in what the fuck

Have gay men won the lottery of life?
>easy sex
>dont have to deal with women
>society panders to you even when you're doing something disgusting

>>35422837
look at that big slav potato head, they look like that because it's all the eat

>>35423583
They also get the poof disease AIDS so it balences out

>>35423599
But straight people have every disgusting disease to worry about because everyone is a whore.

>>35423540
well that was the compete wrong way to handle that

>>35423583
Sometimes I can't believe how society is with the gays.

These guys walk down the street with banners saying "gay pride".

How the fuck can someone be proud of putting their penis in another man's anus?

>>35423629
B-but 60 years ago before any of them were born people were mean to gays!

>>35423613
Poofs are more likely to get every STD
See the"easy sex" pointer here >>35423583

>>35423629
>he wouldn't be proud of corrupting someone and conquering their tight boipucci

>>35423629
They have nothing else but their sexuality going for them so they just make their sexuality be the only thing going for them.

>>35423661
Can you get bumhole chlamydia?

>>35423684
Yes. So can someone's mouth

>>35423676
You're damn right I wouldn't. It's literally filthy. Putting my cock into the hole they shit out of - fucking hell it's absolutely disgusting.

>>35423684
Once it's in you it spreads everywhere.

>still 2 and a half hours left

Fuck. I'm not sure I'm gonna make it. Feel like shit all of a sudden

>>35423694
Me too lad. Turns my stomach just the thought of it.

I'm not surprised they do it though. People in this world do some sick shit. But the way people are so open about it to everyone now is horrifying.

And what is this "coming out" stuff all about?

"Mum, Dad, I like to put my penis in another man's anus and I like it when another man puts his penis in my anus. I love getting shit smeared all over my cock."

"Oh son we're so proud of you! You're amazing and special, congratulations!"

Fucking sick world we live in.

>>35423694
honestly lad, some of the stuff that come out of roasties unwashed vag..it's probably about the same

>>35423755
Yeah its almost like straight people aren't putting their dicks or mouths near where people piss out of.

>>35423568
no need to get upset mate i do it because i want to and its hassle free, i've had 2 longterm relationships and comparing the 2 i can safely say its much more relaxing to just order some slapper to ur door pound her minge for an hour and send her on her way

is ur mum an escort or something lad? that would explain ur over reaction

>>35423807
First off, you don't put your cock up the piss hole.

Secondly, piss is completely different from shit. I'd far rather drink piss than eat shit.

>>35423820
Drink all the piss you want lad, no ones stopping you.

>>35423820
feel like this could be a new /r9k/ banner

>>35423826
I do like watersports but it's totally different thing from getting shit smeared all over your cock in a guy's arse.

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>>35423820
>you don't put your cock up the piss hole

w-wait what.. where do you put it then?

>actual poofs in my britfeel
post dicks

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>>35422784
Why are there piss bottles inside Abrakebabra?

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>>35423820
>you dont put your cock up the piss hole

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>>35423865
dongriginalaroo

>>35423891
thats quite a big willy desu

Who likes napping here

>>35423924
yeah it's great, only bested by proper sleep

>>35423924
Nappies? Yeah I like to wear nappies.

>>35423891
hey handsome, wanna meet up sometime?

>>35423953
really lad or are you just memeing?

>>35423924
I always end up sleeping far too long and feeling like shit.

>>35423971
No I really do. I'm an ABDL. Have been for years.

>>35424019
god how pathetic
me to, actually i don't really have an interesting in wearing myself

>>35423965
dunno lad where u located

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THE MADMEN /pol/ ACTUALLY DID IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6uGP8hHwrQ

>>35424050
Yeah I don't wet or dirty my nappies I just like to wear them

I'm actually a sissy baby.

>>35424069
It's actually scary what that place can do when it puts its mind to it.

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>>35423865
wish i could actually retract my foreskin properly.

>>35424078
Nah just autism.

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>>35424069
Here's it coming down and being replaced with a MAGA hat and Pepe shirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVqExnY9pTY

>>35424069
wew thats some intense weaponized autism

>>35424069
oh god, what if...what if it was replaced with a smug pepe flag

>>35424150
Similar but not quite
>>35424147

>>35424099
Theory: this guy who keeps posting his phimosis dick is ebinanon

>>35423891
was gonna post my todger but then i saw this beast and got shamed out of it

nice cock friendo

>>35424147
oh man, whatever you think of trump, smug pretentious cunts like shia need to be taken down and btfo'd like this

Manager wants me to shave my beard lads. I'm thinking of telling him it's a religious thing and I'm a convert muzzie but I'm not sure it'd work. I did it with my previous employer and said I was a christian so I can't work sundays and they just accepted this. But I'll be telling my current manager that I'm suddenly a white british man that converted to Islam, I wonder if they'll require proof.

>>35424205

ive thought about posting my cock here to see what gayfags and femfags think about it, but im slightly ashamed because it tilts at 45 degrees and ive never seen any other cocks that do that, i dont even know if its a recognised condition dessy

>>35424234
That seems like a lot of effort just to keep a beard.

>>35424234
proof=start shooting up your work

>>35424234
What proof could you possibly provide? You're a muslim if you say you are, there's no certificate.

>>35424234

if they ask for proof just play the xenophobia card and find some special snowflakes to take your side and help you

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>>35423865
pretty normal i think.
>>35423891
my that's a big one.
>>35424099
looks cute though.

>>35424245
I'm very proud of my beard lad. It makes me look my age and without it I look about 16. I don't see why I should get rid of it when I just work on tills and theres no hygiene issue involved. They just think I look unprofessional but they can fuck off tbqh, I'd rather quit than be cucked into shaving my beard

>>35424069
Even as a /leftypol/ shit, I'm proud of you guys. Anything to piss of liberals is ok with me.

>>35424069
what a thril...

>>35424261
wait a minute, i have that desk, from argos right?

>>35424234

In a similar vein, just driving back from the shops, saw a car with a Jesus Fish on almost blow through pedestrians on a crossing. Fortunately they were more alert than the pious driver.

Me, being the enlightened atheist, stopped for them (and 'cause death by dangerous driving is illegal)

Religion is like a fucking t-shirt these days, means very little and nobody beyond absolute wankers care which one you're wearing.

>>35424290
yeh the old argos basic desk, pretty good actually.

>>35424370
don't like it now lad, feels like a kids desk and it's falling apart

>>35424370
Argos basic cock

>>35424234
They can't make you shave it but they can make you wear a beard snood.

carpet fitter is listening to the jackson 5, lads

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>>35424421
It just about gets the job done, falling apart and the woods getting soft hahaha

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>tfw my desk was from the bins down the road

>>35424531
wew povo line much?

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>>35424563
yeah mate, if you haven't lived the povo life growing up you can't be a true britbot

>>35424563
Getting something for free doesn't mean you live in poverty.

>>35424577
No, I grew up in a nice house with an electric gate on my driveway

>>35424580
Taking refuse furniture is usually a good indicator

>>35424577
tfw incredible spoiled as a kid
>Pater, but me gta vice city now!

>>35424457

Somebody with an ill-equipped tool like that shouldn't have the confidence, nor common sense, to share it with the world.

anyone want to move to korea with me? i found an appartment in seoul to rent for the equivalent of 300 quid a month

150 quid a month each split

>>35424613
b-banter haha, the desk works fine though.
the lads seem to like muh dick anyway.

>>35424639
Yeah, alright lad. Just don't try any funny business.

>>35424639
i dunno lad, i can't even get a job in a country where im a native speaker

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>>35424687
come on lad, look at all of these in the clubs just waiting for some white british stalions like us to come along so they can fling their selves onto our todgers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JyTW4Rg2tE

worth a watch, this is who you post with on 4chan

>>35424596
>>35424600
>get given huge advantages in life
>wound up here

>>35424756
The amount of plastic surgery they've all had is unbelievable

>>35424775
>Implying I'm not successful to some degree

>>35424775
>huge advantages
>a ps2 game every couple of weeks

I think weeks of almost daily usage of handwash to wank is starting to take its toll on my penis

When I touched my balls this morning it felt like I was touching a lizard. My bell end is completely white from dead skin. Using moisturiser burns so much.

What should I use instead of handwash to wank?

>>35424758

first one's got a thai bride...

go on then. can tell this will be a trainwreck.

>too autistic to put up with normalfags
>not autistic enough to put up with other autists without cringing
i wish i had my own clone just so we could alternately take turns beating the shit out of one another for being cunts.

>>35424827

lfmao you fucking spastic

>>35424827
handwash and shower gels ect are really bad, thats a bad mistake and just dumb mang. get some cheap lube off amazon you baby boi.

>>35424827
precum? your body makes it own lube

>>35424827
Jesus if you have moisturiser why not just use that. It's literally made to be nice to skin.

>>35424827
>My bell end is completely white from dead skin

What the fuck send a pic I'm intrigued yet disgusted

>>35424907
Seconding this. Show a pic of lizard dick

>>35424827
Did this once and it was like I had dipped my bel in keratanise. Took about a week to return to normal.

Never again.

>>35424859
Yeah but I want a home remedy type thing, who keeps lube around when they share a house with other people
>>35424882
I have, if it gets in your bell end it burns like shit

Last time i used moisturiser to wank I had to force myself to cum to get it out of my urethra
>>35424907
Idk never post my penis anywhere, it looks like a gone off strawberry

>>35424961
I live in a shared place and keep in under my bed with my onahole bag and girls clothes...

seriously stop using dumb shit though it will take ages to go back to normal.

>>35424961
>Idk never post my penis anywhere
We aint ever going to know it's you lad just crop it to all around the head.

>watch one video on YouTube
>suggestions are completely full of the same channel
see Youtube this is why i use incognito

>>35422994

>Cambridge vue

Why not go to the Arts Picturehouse instead

You can have a beer

>>35424829

Yep, as expected, 20 minute trainwreck. Fat americans, ugly europeans and some token arabs shitposting online.

Worth a watch, but just about.

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>tfw 10 days without a wank
Good God, nothing has changed a bit. I'm still just as lustful as ever.

>>35425141
It'll only get worse the longer you gi

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>>35422784
>spend 3 years building up a business
>it fails less than a month from launch
>life reduced to nothing... again

Just when I thought I couldn't experience any more feels.

>>35425141
Longest I've ever gone without a wank is 2 weeks and that's because my brother came home and I had to share my room with him and we fucking never left. I eventually broke and had a wank in the bathroom and it was the greatest wank I've ever had

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>getting the train to see someone
>have to use the underground at some point
Lads, what do I do? Is it just like switching trains?

>>35425183
what was your business idea?

>>35425141
want me to wank you off mate? would be a right laugh haha

>>35425195
You've never used the underground before? Yeah there should be signs and stuff for chink tourists etc.

>>35422884
Bring it up but like haha, did you see where MY 3 quid went? Don't be aggressive off the bat or he won't react well and it'll escalate.

>>35425195
Yeah basically. Make sure you go in the right direction mind.

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>>35425219
I'm not gay, so no thanks.

>>35425199
I confess it was nothing revolutionary. Software development.

>>35424234
what employer?

>>35424531
how do they fit a desk in a bin?

>>35424639
that's still expensive. why specifically korea?
not one of the other oriental countries.

>>35425252
i thought it was going to be something like custom pepe drawings

>>35423644
Do you not think people are now?

>>35425268
I probably would have been more successful if it was.

>>35425252
start a cricket farm.

>you need to be off for 4 days to start receiving sick pay

what

>>35425275
I'm sure they are. But just like racism, homophobia will always exist. Prancing down the street with a dildo isnt going to change that.

>>35425281
Will do, senpai. The only way from here is up.

>>35424069
>Non whites
Vintage /pol/ posters kek

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>>35424069
>mfw it's just an empty flag pole now

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>>35425323
Finding out how non-white /pol/ is has been a real highlight.

>>35425195
First time on the underground you will have to check in for penis inspection.
It's relatively painless.

>>35425453
Shit, will I need to get shower pass too? How long does that take to process?

>>35425515
Do you have a foreskin desu?

>you will never be a black ops mercenary in a far flung space war

Wew, been away from here pretty much since I started wagecucking again.
How's things?

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Further adventures of random porn I've downloaded.

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>>35425560
>you will be part of a triad racing around the streets of Shanghai in imported japanese cars with a cute chinese gf in the passenger seat

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>>35425654
A fan of black chicks too eh?

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>>35425654
wait I can play this game

>>35425560
>>35425684
but you CAN
you can do this with video games
they're like books... only better

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>>35425686
Cute black girls like that maybe. Not...this,

>>35425694
Ed Milliband in the back?

>>35425728
Bit reckless and provocative, lad

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>>35425724
Yeah. Those tits are disgusting

>>35425706
its not the same lad, it's just not the same

Just got out from watching Logan lads, it was pretty good. Spic loli wolverine was cool.

I was sat between an autist and a 60ish year old woman. Maybe she has a crush on Hugh Jackman.

>>35425816
Who doesn't... tee hee

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>>35425816
That's because she knows what kind of women he goes for

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should I risk buying train tickets the day before my journey to save 20 bongs, but potentially miss a fight?

>>35425867
thiccer than peanut butter, id still put my arab cock in her though

my leg has almost healed
I'll be able to play the drums again soon
I could cry

>>35425867
Are we sure he isnt gay?

>>35425884
>but potentially miss a fight?
Why would you do such a thing?

>>35425885
>id still put my arab cock in her though
Amir..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knPNwdAQiwo

Kay back cooking again lads.

>>35425895
To save 20 bongs. The train down is more expensive than the flight.

>>35425892
I think he could be

There was a really weird picture of him with a bunch of 20 year old guys at a nightclub, it just looked creepy as fuck

>>35425867
He's even got the beard wew

>>35425925
When you see him dancing and singing at award shows and talking in his natural voice it's hard not to think he's the gay desu.

>>35425925
Post the PIC
Otihsrhdryu

>>35425925
>creepy
Roastie pls go

>>35425902

Ok, this has to be ironic. How many levels is Kay working on right now?

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>>35425958
He's definitely gay

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Oi mates why you chattin shit I aint no poofter.

Hugh Jackman can get almost any woman and he's with a woman who is 23 years older than him.
He must be a poof.

>>35426079
is that hugh jackman and richard hammonds love child?

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Bromance or romance?

He's not gay, hes just Australian

I hope this clarifies the matter and we'll hear no more about it

>>35426130
>even Wolverine likes the BBC

>>35426138
What? Is it some massive real life shitpost?

>>35426140
I bet you LeBron James is a powerbottom

>>35426138
HJDF PLEASE GO

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>Hugh Jackman frustrated at gay rumours

Wow can you guys be like, more respectful? S.m.h. 2bh

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how would you feel about marrying a young zora woman before her growth spurt?

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>Butch Hugh Jackman
>The terror of the ladies
>the minge-eating machine
>the fanny fondling madman
>gay

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>>35426310
Already engaged to one, lad

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>>35426351
>those maraca's

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Hahaha please keep touching me female wife haha this is so normal and comfortable for me.

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>>35426378
what about this fine specimen, could that tempt you?

>>35426203
What you said makes literally no sense, you fucking cunt.

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>>35426463
I told you, lad. I'm already engaged. I'm not going to cheat on her

>>35426492
That's an extreme over-reaction to something that actually makes sense.

>>35425902
Disowned her, she's a corporate whore, I hope her little youtube video venture crashes and burns.

>>35426501
No it makes no fucking sense you complete moron, but keep pretending youre right you fucking coon.

>>35426492
https://youtu.be/8vqb9uC31Bk

>age: 23
So me and the girls are having a few drinks tonight there is 4 of us and we are looking for a loser to come and serve our drinks naked, whilst we laugh at his tiny cock and humiliate him! We can treat you like a human ashtray whilst you pay for the honour.

L-lads....

>>35426523
The sentence was grammatically sound and a power bottom is a thing. Maybe you're just a cunt?

>>35426523
He has strong glutes. Of course he's a powerbottom.

>>35426534
literally referencing an american tv show for information in the gay community, yes you look like a fucking tool, continue to be so fucking misinformed you clunge.

>>35426548
What's going on here then lad?

>triggered faggots
kek

>>35426553
No such thing as a powerbottom are you fucking dense? who raised you? why are you such a stupid fucking cunt?

>>35426558
shut the fuck up

>>35426563
http://www.gayguys.com/2014/07/real-definition-power-bottom/

http://thegaylovecoach.com/2010/11/the-power-bottom/

http://www.gaypopbuzz.com/power-bottom-definition/

>>35426563
This desu. For non-fake news please consult the prision gays ITT who have never touched another man sexually.

>>35426597
Oh wow, cherry picking websites that side with you, well fucking done you mong you can use google. go try asking for a powerbottom in the real world you absolute fucking idiot good luck leaving the house though you freak

>>35426626
My best friend is gay you fucking sperglord I know more about his shit than I want to.

>>35426534
>Linking a It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia clip
Upvoted

The gay community!?
Gay commuintyblox

>>35426643
Wow fucking really? Cool unverified claims you absolute fucking tool, keep spouting your meme bullshit though, maybe if you got some sunlight you wouldnt be such a creepy fucking weirdo

>>35426662
AJ Styles reference?

>>35426648
You only watch reruns of some mothers do 'Ave 'Em? Me country n queen

>>35426680
I'm 99% sure you do this fake outrage thing all the time. But I will concede; you know more about taking dick than I do.

>>35426680
What about otters though?

>>35426717
fuck off back to your hole you creep

>>35426681
Got it in one senpai.

>>35426733
Otters are fine, I fucking love them.

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this lucky guy is marrying a fish loli, find out his secret here

>>35426766
The absolute state of link
He needs to sort himself out

>>35426662
>>35426681
>>35426740

i_got_that_reference.gif

lmao take ur upvote and get out of here

>>35426766
He's clearly a power bottom in denial.

>>35426693
>implying I watch TV at all
If I watch any clips of shows at all it definitely wouldn't be Redditor starter pack garbage

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m-mommi p-pls

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>>35426784
don't talk shit about links gear, helps him engage with the local wildlife

>>35426756
I've heard they generate their power through great speed, cunning and agility? Is this true?

>>35426826
Even the black guy filming is disappointed in her.

>>35426824
Reddit is absolute shite but their TV taste isn't that bad. It's not like there's that many good shows in existence anyway, so every community pretty much shares the same tastes.

>>35426824
>every popular show is liked by Reddit and therefore shit

>>35426854
>but their TV taste isn't that bad
How do you know this?

TV sucks in general now. The 80s and 90s were the best times for TV, I still re-watch old Simpsons and Frasier occassionally

>>35426894
>thinks Simpsons and Fraiser were the height of tv
There's been tons of quality tv the last ten years or so. Stop being an old man.

>Poland cries blackmail at EU summit
this wording does not have the level of neutrality i've come to expect from the BBC, lads

>>35426924
What are they moaning about?

>>35426923
If you try to provide examples he'll just say they're shit. Arguments based on subjectivity are fucking useless

>>35426923
fraiser was pretty spicy tho

>>35426940
poland didn't stop donald tusk from becoming president of the european council and it made some countries mad

>>35426923
The Office (UK) was pretty good, I'll give you that.

>Stop being an old man.
This happens everytime I tell someone I like Frasier. Some of the jokes in that show are genius. Same goes for old Simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_u7KftpnQQ

>>35427048
There's nothing wrong with liking Frasier and the Simpsons, but dismissing all TV past that is stupid

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>>35426826
SNIFF SNIFF IS THAT SNIFF SNIFFF EGG YOLK I CAN SMELL? MMMMM YES MI LADY

any of you lads like playing with the lymph nodes under your jaw?

>>35427048
What non-comedy shows do you like?

>>35427162
I don't watch non-comedy shows 2bh

I think movies are the only suitable platform for stuff like that, TV is only good for comedy

>>35427233
>dismisses all tv in the last 20 years
>doesnt watch non-comedy shows
You're a strange guy anon.

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>>35427261
>mfw I just realised we're almost two decades into the new century
Weird

Non-comedy shows are stupid

Shows in general are, I hate them because you get no closure. Series upon series before you get to see anything tied up in terms of plot

Thats why movies are good, and ultimately superior

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>>35427233
Is this you anon
Hdfyhbk

>>35427322
But the satisfaction is the watching the story unfold and building characters. Something like Breaking Bad would be very unsatisfying if it was a 2 hour movie.

>>35427233
Im similar. I suppose there are good tv shows but I'd rather watch a film anyday

>>35427354
>>35427322
Is this a trait of autism?

>>35427328
>using itunes as your media player/library
Nope
>>35427343
>Something like Breaking Bad would be very unsatisfying if it was a 2 hour movie.

I disagree. The fact its so large makes it very unsatisfying. you can build characters in a movie despite your claim it is too short to. TV is basically mumblecore shit and can never get around that, but movies have plenty more and doubly more sophisticated ways of telling stories

>>35427048
US Office was superior. The only time ever the American remake was better

lads i use a bt power link for wired connection and it always drops and has to be reset, anyone else have this happen?

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Managed to convince the girl at Three to give me 5 quid off my contract a month. Feel like a chad right now desu

>>35427449
It really wasn't. It was different but not better. Us office was just ridiculous whereas the UK office actually felt realistic and relateable.

>>35427474
I think I'm prejudiced because I fucking despise Ricky Gervais

>>35427409
TV is a perfectly fine medium to showcase extended stories. I dont think I've met anyone who totally dismisses it before.

>>35427474
>the UK office actually felt realistic and relateable.
Why would you want to be reminded how shit some working environments are?

>>35427449
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNknLURkD2Y

>>35427494
I agree with you, doesn't mean that the UK Office isn't a great show. Somewhere around 2010 Ricky Gervais became an insufferable wanker

Reminder that the American Inbetweeners is superior to the Britshit one

>>35427409
Give true detective a try. Its 10 episodes long and that's it. Honestly I think you have you current opinions because the last TV series you watched where in the 90s. Back then most shows where episodic, each episode unrelated from the next, with occasional continuity scattered in between 20 episode long seasons. Its changed a lot though. There's still a lot of shit but the best ones use the TV medium incredibly well.

>>35424062
Woking, willing to travel for that willy though

think im addicted to buying dominos pizza lads
its not even that good

>>35427517
The same reason people come to /r9k/ I guess? Seeing other people deal with shit situations makes us feel better. The last episode has a good payoff as well.

>>35427409
i just cant see something like band of brothers being able to have the same effect with it being crammed into 2-3 hours

just started watching that mitchell and webb look

quality stuff

>>35427588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8x73UW8Hjk

>upvoted

>>35427510
It's irritating shit 2bh

I don't like the element of having to get you hooked and now you're a whore for the show

>>35427668
So if I ever mention any TV show ever I'm reddit?

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>>35427557
that's some mighty big bait your fishin' with lad

whats your dream job lads?

Not like, ice cream tester that gets paid 50quid an hour.
But like a real career path out there that you'd love to do

>>35427714
Kill myself

Gjkdfghffgjj

>>35427714
anything that requires bare minimal effort from my behalf yet pays me fucking loads

>>35427714
i don't have one
I'm a lazy cunt so my dream is to earn a comfortable living off of passive income

>>35427714
>whats your dream job lads?
Drug dealer. Again.

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>>35427686
Imagine you have sat watching 10 plus hours of True Detective, and that literal turd of a scene just pops up out of nowhere.

You have wasted so much time because the writers of the show want you to think the character is edgy because he believes a literal meme ideology

Fuck that, I'm not a cuckold redditor, I won't watch everything Buzzfeed recommends

skin up, anon
I'm going to order pizza and put on 60's disney films

>>35427821
>want you to think the character is edgy because he believes a literal meme ideology
He's mentally broken after years undercover and drug addiction. He's not le edgy meme character.

>>35427842
What are you getting on the pizza, lad?

>>35427863
Chorizo, Peppers, Spicy Beef, Jalepenenenos

Does anyone just like stroking their cock? Not wanking but just stroking.

>>35427860
I think it's insulting to the intelligence of the audience to tell them what they should think about a character based on something as pathetic as 'believing' in nihllism, as if it makes him edgy and not make him sound like an angsty teenager

The way he explains it as if hes dropped a bombshell is so cringe

>>35427884
Seems decent enough. How much is it costing?

Can I have a slice?

>>35427915
Tell me what movies you like so I can autisticly pick them apart pls.

Any scotfags in here wanting to rent a flat in Aberdeen with me? Could do with saving the cash

I want someone to talk to

my bum feels really weird lads, like as if i've recently done a very devastating dump

>>35427901
i like to hold mine between my fingers and flop it about, or run my finger round the helmet

>>35427920
9quid with some chicken wings thrown in

course you can mate. Grab some tins and come round mine for half 7, watching Sword in The Stone first

>>35427976
Alright, lad. I'll bring some crisps to, see what I can't rustle up from the corner shop.

>>35427927
The Big Lebowski
The Shining
Memories of Murder

Come at me

>>35427976
not him, but good choice in movie lad
i love robin hood desu

>>35428003
were you satisfied with the ending of Memories of Murder?

>get a text from a normie
>you wanna come to ____ house for a few drinks
>agree

about to leave and im having a fucking panic attack, wish me luck lads

>>35428003
>Upvoted

Ye bastard

>>35428005
an underrated classic, might have a classic disney splurge this weekend

>>35428024
You are a normie now. Fuck off.

>>35428024
Have fun lad, don't worry have a drink before you go to calm the nerves. There may be a cute girl there.

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STOP STEALING ASIAN CULTURE WHITE PEOPLE

STOP IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ll7gt0meuU

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

>>35428024
cancel.
i got invited to my mates for vidya. there's like 5 people here and they've brought their bastard kids. not happy desu

>>35428054
>STOP STEALING ASIAN CULTURE WHITE PEOPLE
No. We'll take what we want and give nothing back.

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>tfw ran out of codeine
It's all over lads, it's like when I moved away and lost access to a dealer all over again

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>>35427714
I don't know, lad.

Everyone has one thing that they're passionate about but I hate everything. Even as a sprog I didn't want to be anything when I grew up.

>>35428012
No 2bh

The movie has some great scenes in it though. I'm not sure what I was supposed to think at the ending though, so it let it down for me. Same problem I had with Manchester by the Sea.

>>35428027
kek

>Doing 4th year (final year undergrad) big solo Physics project
>Gotten quite a bit ahead of schedule because I've been totally abandoning everything else so far this semester
>Supervisor thinks I may have found something new that's worth publishing in a proper journal
>Asks me if I'd be interested in that
What the actual fuck lads, I have no idea what I'm doing

>>35428003
>The Big Lebowski
"Well that's just like...you're opinion, man"
OMG upvote lol he's so cool and nonchalant, just like I pretend to be! The movie doesnt lose it's way towards the end at all!

>The Shining
Oooh a tortured alcoholic writer. How edgy.

>Memories of Murder
I pretend to like gook bullshit to seem cultured.

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>>35428054
SHUT THE FACK UP U CUNT!

SHUT IT!

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>>35428003
I knew they'd be shite

>>35428093
nice one mate thats sick
be really easy for you to apply for a PhD and shit if that all goes well

>>35428093
Good for you pal

This is what I secretly wish for when I do solo projects, it would look really good if you manage to get it published.

What is it on?

>>35428054
as a history student i fucking hate the cultural appropriation meme, it drives me nuts how little people know about how the world developed

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>>35427714
A corrupt Lobbyist for whoever in some south Asian country desu.
>>35427955
sorry about that lad.
>>35428054
I don't get it.
>>35428093
you might as well, as long as you can write it up without sounding like a total retard.

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>messaging work colleague
>tells me she only talks to me at work to pass the time
>"jk haha"
>mfw I know "jk haha" really means "this is how I feel but I will try to pass it off as a joke"

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>>35428054
>in america
>going to a comic book shop
>is 8 years old
>on her own
>picking up the mature content book
>upset that white people made a movie with japanese people about some gook shit

Lauren was wearing some proper naughty undies on eastenders last night lads

>>35427623
fuck do iktf. It's superior in every way to local paki takeout but has the same convenience they offer but it's nowhere near as good as a proper italian place but those are so far and inbetween and rarely do delivery

>>35428151
>2017
>jk haha

what is she, like 26+?

quit your job mate

>>35428141
THE LEAD ACTOR IS WHITE AND NOT ASIAN LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL YOU FUCKING RACIST PIG

>>35428135
we wuz kangz doe

>>35428028
that sounds like a nice comfy weekend lad. i've some chinese cartoons planned to watch

>>35428167
wouldnt get it anymore if my Student union 2 4 1 discount code from uni still didn't work
two years later

>found a qt boy
>get drunk with him
>easy sex

Take the fag pill lads

>>35428104
Wew, this upvote shit really triggered a few of you (;

>Oooh a tortured alcoholic writer. How edgy.
Have you even seen the film?

>I pretend to like gook bullshit to seem cultured.
>I had to google the film because I'm a pleb who doesn't know the movie

>>35428121
Why?
Let's see yours pal if u wnt 2 chat shit

>>35428222
anything you can rec for a relatively amateur chinese media fan?

go through phases of liking certain anime or manga series, most recently read the Liar Game series which i really enjoyed, probably because its the similiar twisty style as Death Note

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>>35428232
>use the newcastle uni student 50% off code
>never attended newcastle uni

Don't think I could ever pay the fucking 17 quid they ask

>>35428238
Your movies were;
>a meme movie
>an admittedly good movie that gets worshipped by retards
>a movie you didnt even like the ending.
Wew lad top tier choices TV BTFO

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anyone having/had any take aways tonight lads? show me what ur treating ur selves too!

Haha lads pretending to be a girl in a face rate thread what am I like?

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>>35428288
>tfw reheating soup from yesterday

>>35428288
>Plain cheese

I bet you'd be a riot if you went to parties.

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>>35428315
Haha I posted this in an eye rate thread the other day. Bonkers

>>35428288
i would do but the iphone 4chan client is wank

do you just post from safari?

>>35428344
That's not you, that's thingy from that show

Ricky Gervais's sidekick who was on the crystal maze

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>>35428288
No, I cooked a whole chicken but I just ripped parts off and put it into a sandwich

>>35428238
Yeah alright, lad
Calvary
Stalker
Zulu

>>35428344
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
OH PLAY A RECORD STEVE

>>35428344
Haha we're fun lads.

yea well im so ard i got 24 pack

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Mummy made me some tendies, I was rewarded because I went to the hairdressers. Mummy is so lucky to have a good boy like me.

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>>35428237
yeh thats always a great night haha.
>>35428344
... steve.

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>>35428360
No fooling you lad
Ofhj

>>35428256
i'm new to this game lad. only just started on my anime adventure. i've just downloaded
perfect blue
cowboy bebop
jin roh
metropolis
macross plus
ghosts in the shell
ninja scroll
got a series to watch as well but can't remember the name
i think a good series is
sekai de ichiban tsuyuko narita
i loved it.