/britfeel/ Friendly Muslim Edition

first for wanking at least 3 times a day

>>35429970
Hope those two skinny paki bastards got clobbered. Loud fucking mouth on such a small guy

>>35429970
"Oh this video is finally getting interesting, better stop recording"
Every time

>>35430035
She was eventually raped by them in the name of allah anon

>>35429970
Thanks /pol/ this makes me feel uncomfy.

>When you masturbate to isis execution vids

>>35429947
Building the nation's new fleet submarines lad

>Don't get paid for another 2 weeks
>No money for real food
>Eating a box of pringles, contemplating killing myself

Such is a day in the life of the average britbong.

>>35430083
This might make you feel better
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489061724155.webm

I have the biggest spot ive ever seen under my fucking chin, i dont even know if its a spot, ive tried squeezing it but it wont pop just hurts like fuck, the thing is HUGE, when i look up it feels like the skin around it it stretching

>>35430188
ingrown hair la

>>35430188
Use a needle to prick it and then squeeze out whatever's inside.

How can I browse 4chan since 2008 and not venture to wsg. Holy shit this fucking place.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489095111170.webm

>>35430223
what the fuck

the internet was a mistake

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MY SIDES

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489108088389.webm

>>35430267

belly kek'd

>>35430267
>turban and shaman beads
WE WUZ INDIANS 'N SHEEIT

>>35430304
fucking wsg man

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489177667750.webm

lads, theres no toilet door here

>/pol/ got shia's flag
Fuck me they're on one

What are you lads doing to stay comfy tonight?

>>35430400
I'm pretty impressed by those autists. Them managed to triangulate its position using flight paths and such.

>>35430458
Got some cider, gunna smoke a few joints with a friend then basicaly come home and mong out for a bit. Cant get too comfy nowadays as life is a real shitter.

>>35430474
I read somewhere they were driving past honking to confirm the location

Its even better he's got it hung on his wall

>>35430474
Took them a day and a half, the autism is strong over there.

>>35430488
What an age we live in
>>35430494
The US military should weaponise this autism. It's too strong for civilian hands.

Lads which two games should I buy out this list. I plan on buying them all at some point just need to prioritise which ones to buy first.

>Nioh
>Yakuza 0
>BotW
>Nier
>Persona 5
>Horizon Zero Dawn

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I think there's a family of Turks moving in next door lads

>>35430509
>implying they aren't
we already no of the special meme battalion

>>35430514
Nier and another of your choice

>>35430514
I was going to get Yakuza and Horizon personally

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Gonna have a wank in the bath lads, its gonna be great

>>35430644
yakuza 0 is a good choice if you're a fan of the series actually it's a good choice even if you're not cause it's a prequel

>>35430652
until you want to get out and the cum sticks to your arm

>>35430652
>playing dodge the spunk

good luck

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>>35430652
>those thighs
Don't tempt me

>>35430652
do you fill the bath to the brim. i'd be worried about getting carried away and water going everywhere

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Found a picture from a while ago, I put a donut on my willy
Puts my life into perspective really

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>>35430652
pics please lad, how about i come and taste it?
>>35430514
personally nioh and horizon.

>>35430772
did you wank with it on and try come through the hole

>>35430731
why would you fill it to the brim? thats a massive waste of water. i haven't had a bath in years but when i do i only fill it to my belly button.

Anyone looking forward to the Morrissey biopic? I'm thinking it might be shit desu

>play rocket league without britfeel friend
>lose 0-11

im so sorry

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if anyones interested i was thinking of streaming starship troopers at ten

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How are we doing tonight, lads? What are we all up to?

Two hours into my shift and I'm already knackered. Let's get some feels up in here.

>>35430548
>>35430644
>>35430781
Cheers for the inputs lads. I'll definitely get Nier. I forgot to add Gravity Rush 2 to my list

>>35430838
I'll join you mate. PC?

>>35430846
bugger, i'm not at home or would love to join you lad. have fun

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>tfw you had to rearrange your first CBT meeting because nobody could cover your shift today
>tfw you have to go to work tomorrow and it's going to be understaffed
>tfw you also have to go in Sunday with the manager
How do I dream forever?
I'm really struggling to cope, natural selection should have already erased me.

>>35430824
nah. if i have a bath i fill it so it goes up to my shoulders. got to fully submerse yourself lad

>>35430514
I'd definitely say Nier and Horizon.

>>35430827
Will they gloss over his right wing shit?

>>35430846
can we make it half ten lad? please?

Is there a comfier feeling than staying in friday night doing fuck all?

>>35430985
if there is, I don't want to know about it lad

UPDATE:
I watched Sword in the stone, and am currently finishing Alien 3. Its fucking shite lads, but I'm looking forward to Covenant.

>>35430984
yeah sure, I don't care what time.

Should I watch Spider-Man 2 or not, lads?

done fuck all today but play vagrant story. anyone played it? ? i set up my ps1 today

>>35431014
how you streaming it mate? looking forward to it, haven't seen it in a few years.

>>35431043
nah
come watch Starship Troopers lad

>>35431056
cytube, i'll post the link later

>>35431043
It's the best ever capeshit so yeah

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>coworkers won't stop making fun of me because I mistaked a roll of fabric for wallpaper

FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU LET IT GO REE

>>35431056
That would be interesting, but I've just watched Spider-Man and I kind of want to watch the second one

>>35431084
might join for the chat

>>35431107
i thought the first one was better. second was is still great though

>>35431084
decent laa

>>35430975
I don't think he was right-wing when he was young

The movie ends when he meets Johnny Marr apparently

>>35431135
The first one was better but only because of Kirsten Dunst standing in the rain

>>35431135
The first one is also great. Kinda looking forward to Homecoming even though I don't like most of the MCU movies.

>>35431147
>/b/
>expecting anything less

Haven't been on there since I was 14 or so

>>35431147
>Why is it full of degenerates?

>He says posting on /r9k/, which is 40% men dressing up as women and taking hormones to permanently destroy their body, and possibly chop off their penis too.

>>35431054
I played up to a part that I can't remember the name of, but I remember how it looked. Everything was blue. I think I fought a giant spider or crab or something. I got a bit frustrated by how my weapons were doing fuck all damage regardless of how much customisation I did, and I finally put it down for good when I heard it stays like that for the entirety of your first playthrough.

>>35431175
>which is 40% men dressing up as women and taking hormones to permanently destroy their body, and possibly chop off their penis too.
I'd say that 40% is a bit of an overstatement

oh guys, i just got it he's called eminem because those are his initals, M and M

>>35431147
you know i don't think i have ever seen child porn posted before. sure i've some nudes of girls i'm sure were under 18 but never actual children. i guess i'm just lucky.

>>35431147
this is why i never go on /b/. besides the cp, the rest of the porn is bad enough and ruins it. i honestly dont see the appeal in /b/. stay of it lad. its retarded.

>>35431163
The second is the best I think because I found the costume of green goblin to be corny as hell.

It looked like something you'd see at comic con.

>>35431147
laddo I been here since 2006 and it was always like that

4chan was infamous for that sort of shit back in the day, and people massively underestimate just how little has changed fundamentally around here

>>35431194
I'd say it's more 1% but they just post obsessively for attention

>>35431113
Sounds like shit banter mate.

>>35431209
I thought it was a bit corny too, especially when the mouth and eyes opened. It was better than them going for him actually being green though.

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>>35431160
>not including all the band drama and Morrissey calling the Chinese "sub-human"

>>35431191
yeah, its a pretty difficult game. you have to use specific weapons to damage enemies. i didnt understand it at first until i looked up a guide. its kinda stupid that they dont tell you because this was before the internet. i really like the game though, i enjoy the setting, the characters, and the combat is pretty fun once you understand it.

>>35430514
Yakuza Zero and Horizon desu

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>>35431238
The orignal concept was much better.

>>35431294
That looks a bit goofy

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>>35431147
interesting story anon, tell us more

>>35431264
I don't like him now if I'm being honest

I think hes an irritating twat

I loved the young version of him though

>>35431147
>blatantly admitting to accessing that kind of material in a thread monitored by GCHQ
>still using the same website

>>35431303
It would have been hilaroius though.

>>35430827
Morrissey is an utter wanker tbqh

The Smiths are great and some of his solo stuff is good but I'm conflicted because the man himself doesn't deserve a platform to be listened to, yet his good stuff would never have existed without it. In a perfect world he'd make music and shut his mouth the rest of the time.

>>35431147
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fuckin hell lad, hefty wew

>tfw on my 10th listen of MBDTF today alone

has there ever been a more perfect album lads

>>35431294
The original Spider Man movies were great, I think it has the best mood and atmosphere of any capeshit movie

Shame they're not very memorable though

>>35431353
I cant be doing with him. Just too much of a twat.

>>35431353
its pretty good, mastering on it is dire tho
hope he drops an album this year

>>35431147

mummy may got him

>>35431113
mine have called me finger blaster all week because i trapped my finger in a machine on monday

>>35431326
i think joy division are a lot better. ian curtis seems more conflicted, interesting, and down to earth than morrissey.

>>35431113
thank fuck I work in a small office with just one other guy who's sound

Is Kanye the black Morrissey?

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>>35431353
Either that or Pet Sounds is the best (pop) album ever.

>>35431294
the original looks better but the movies are made for the plebs and meant to have more of a realistic spin on them.

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>>35431171
>>35431175
>>35431198
>>35431205
>>35431210
>>35431316
>>35431322
>>35431348
>>35431376
Are they really monitoring us lads

>>35431383
Joy Division are GOAT, top taste there lad. New Order are pretty good too, but somehow I always preferred Joy Division's dreary melancholy.

rip in piece ian curtis

>>35431326
Yeah I agree, it is a shame, I think he took the break up of The Smiths really badly, and it changed him for the worst.

I can't help but love his story though. A robot who had an absolutely miserable life but took it and used it to become an insanely popular vocalist and make some great music. Everything about it just seems almost mystical

>>35431401
They're very similar actually

I'd say Kanye is dumber/crazier than Morrissey though

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Finished the last of the sausage casserole and dumplings tonight. Might make a beef stew tomorrow

>>35431435
Both are pretty good for different reasons

>>35431401
Kanye is more talented
I say that as someone who un-ironically likes Morrissey

>>35431499
this looks top lad

>>35431499

AreYouGerman/10

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>>35431542
It does alright out of a slow cooker, dumplings on the top. Good for a few days, this was.

>>35431508
I agree, but like I said, I just prefer Joy Division's miserable sound.

>>35431499
noice. gonna treat myself to a fish finger n mushy peas butty

>tfw didnt remove the blob of mint ice cream i dropped on the floor last night
>its soldified and is now hard to remove

>>35431669
take a pic of it lad, it sounds like a masterpiece

>Tfw going to wake up early tomorrow to clean my shitty flat

gotta start those weekends being a little bit productive lads,
before I crash on the sofa and binge like 9 films

>>35431700
You say you're going to do that but like me you won't

Starting tomorrow evening I am going to get unbelievably fucking drunk for up to five days in a row.

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alright then lads heres the stream

come join for starship troopers

>>35431728
whats channel password lad?

>>35431728
The channel has a password, lad

Someone asked me for directions today. I knew they needed to go right but I sperged out and defaulted to left. I didn't realize until a minute or so later.

Why must I be like this?

>>35431785
shit sorry i forgot

its shipman

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>>35431669
lazy lad, you should have cleaned that up right away. Be a good boy and get rewarded.

got myself some soup again, living life to the full.

>>35431353
My most listened to album ever. Gotta be the GOAT.

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>>35431815
i'm not a lazy dirty neet for nothing, at least living in these conditions boosts my immune system for the inevitable collaspe of society, all you fairies will be dying from living in dirty conditions where as i'll be going strong
>>35431687
took a pic of it last night, its not that interesting

>>35431353
How many times does he saying nigger? Also are a lot of songs about sex and having a wild time because I cant really handle that.

>>35431353
>>35431374
>>35431417
>>35431835
Fucking nigger lovers make me sick. Keep dancing to the fiddlers on the roof though, you pack of miscegenating cuckolds.

>>35431368
fuck off cunt

he was speaking against homophobia and shit in the hip hop communist in 2004 TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR

kanye is a good lad

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>>35431852
messy lad, get on your knees and lick it up like a good boy right now

How long do I need to wait after buying a car to be able to use it?
Or can I just drive it out of the dealership once I buy it?

>>35431892
>says nigger a million times
>makes a twat of himself whenever a camera is around
>ay yo white womyn only in my videos nigga
Yeah really positive influence

>>35430827
>>35431326
>>35431383
>>35431435
>>35431508
>>35431602

All this 80's indie, it sounds like SHIT to me. 'Cos I don't like Joy Division, I don't like Morrisey. Or their new impersonators, kings of MTV. Suckling at the teat of, the FUCKING NME.

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>>35431897
Do you deem yourself a ruler of this territory ?

>>35431880
Quite a few times, I mostly listen to hip hop so the world nigga doesn't really phase me so I don't really pay attention to when he says it.
>Also are a lot of songs about sex and having a wild time
Again, a few, the album is about being a celebrity, at this point Kanye was a villian in the industry and he takes that and works with it with songs like POWER and he works with the whole them of self-aggrandizement. But a lot of the album is about decadence, and self doubt. Truly a masterpiece.

>>35431973
you have to posses a certain taste to enjoy joy division and the smiths

try listening to some of their albums a couple of time before you make your mind up.

>ordered chinese
>everyone that works there is actually chinese
>it can be hard to order because the woman doesn't understand english well
>chicken fried rice, onion rings and salt and chili chips
>none of it is chinese food really
>it's amazing
>portions are huge
>i'm feeling sick
>probably throw up later

it's been a good night

really don't approve of nations like usa and australia being in Civlization from the start of the game lads

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all aboard lads

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>developed a fetish for 17th century women

save me, lads

Is Kanye still having that love affair with Trump?

>>35432092
nice just heading home now so will be able to join in

>>35432126
great film that lad

>>35431973
this song just made reuben sound like a bunch of grumpy cunts, especially how that song opens with them openly talking about the boner they got listening to Nevermind

>>35431952
>>says nigger a million times
Considering a lot of his music is about the stereotypes of black people in the music and fashion industry, it's expected. He's taking a word that oppressed blacks and empowering it for himself
>>makes a twat of himself whenever a camera is around
He's only ever done this a few times, Kanye is very mentally unstable. The Taylor Swift MTV debacle was clearly a result of his mothers death who was the most important person to him. There's also a lot of clips of him being kind and considerate when most people in his position would just act stuck up. Heres some clips that people never show when talking about Kanye because the media just want to shame him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPsY2Y9oyvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZlaxHQPu_8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCYAjGnvc7U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrIfmCMoYLw

>>ay yo white womyn only in my videos nigga
There are many videos of Kanye with black women in his music videos as well as black women in his fashion shows. Would you rather him be 'ayo white people are the devil mane'

>>35431852
cover it up and forget about it lad. it's the only option now

>>35432140
only 5 mins in lad

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>>35431897
You better get on your knees and apologise for posting my waifu here little lad. Maybe i will be gentle with you...

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>>35432126
Dick status = MUH

>>35432145
Can't believe I hadn't heard of it until about a week ago. Got me in the mood for learning a bit more about classical music and that whole time period

>>35432161
>Considering a lot of his music is about the stereotypes of black people in the music and fashion industry, it's expected.
So he's combating it by having sterotypical lyrics?
>He's taking a word that oppressed blacks and empowering it for himself
And in the process making a once taboo word now being said casually by more people than ever although white people will still get shit for saying it, despite Kanye and others making it the funnest word ever

>>35432161
most people who hate kanyw wests music have never even listened to one of his albums. i dont know much about him as a person but some of his albums are god tier

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>>35432126
>ywn go back in time and get medieval gfs

ate too much dominos lads

fucking stuffed

>>35432313
>you will never live out this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y8ixa8HZLc

used to fucking watch this scene over and over again as a kid

>>35432313
it was probably only decent if you were high class. most of us would probably be serfs working on our land, unable to read or write.

anyone got any britfeel conspiracies?

>tildeanon was poleaboo
>lenlad is actually a girl
>junlad is a homosexual

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>Decide to have a fancy french breakfast at a local place
>Food was nice, eggs perfectly cooked alongside some tasty boudin
>Orange juice was homemade with free tea alongside
>Dine like a king for 12bong

it was good until

>Hello sir how is your meal?

5mins later

>Hello sir anything you would like?

why can't they just leave us to a comfy meal lads

i don't wanna go to work tomorrowwwwwwww

>>35429970
Lol this new sarcasm thread is nice

The earth is flat
Reptilians exist
Ghosts are real
Islam is the religion of peace

>>35432147
Obviously Reuben are a bunch of grumpy cunts, that's half the point. But are you telling me you didn't get a boner the first time you heard Nevermind? Or how Every Time I Die and Glassjaw didn't steal your heart or make your dreams come true?

>tfw Kanye will probably become bankrupt when Kim divorces him, his album sales dry up and he wastes all his money on castles and statues of himself

>>35432419
I hate this sort of thing
>clearly haven't finish
>"How was your meal?"
Fuck off, you're going to give me indigestion

>you'll never be sad enough to make up a story about going on a romantic trip to france together with an anon

>>35432409
i think a likely conspiracy is that one of the anime posters is actually a girl

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for me, its the british rail class 158

>>35432402
Not with time travel. go back in time with an assault rifle and you could take over everything

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>>35432409
>junlad is a homosexual

do you know how crazy you sound right now?
>>35432459
I just want to take an anon on a romantic trip to the local common at night.

>>35432245
>So he's combating it by having sterotypical lyrics?
He raps about stereotypical shit like cars and women in songs about how good life is now that he's not living in the slums of Chicago. It's expected. But those are few and far between. Most of his songs are about his education, his peers all looking down on him on his come up. 808s and Heartbreaks was mostly about loss, loneliness and longing for companionship and a sense of normality. MBDTF was about the struggles of being famous and hated for being a celebrity. Yeezus was about blacks being stereotyped in society and breaking out of the norm. He does this through and entire album of a raw, industrial sound that no body expects to be from a hip-hop album. His lyrics like 'What you want, a Bentley? Fur coat? A diamond chain? All you blacks want all the same things' are a polar opposite to the sound of the album, he's doing something different while everyone expects him to be stereotyped because he's black

>>35432491
>run out of bullets
>get hit in back of the neck by bowman

>>35432478
I like my 159 conversion on my comfy local tracks.

>It all started with JoJo
>Now more and more attracted to anime
>Feel more and more disgusted by 3D

Help me, I hate weebs.

>>35432478
I'm more of a Network SouthEast Class 165.

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>>35432147
>>35432440
>bunch of grumpy cunts

I don't know, they seemed like a (mostly) cheerful bunch in that documentary. Guessing they were miserable by 2008 though hence the break-up.

Also was listening to pic related last week, still sounds pretty great.

>>35432440
>But are you telling me you didn't get a boner the first time you heard Nevermind? Or how Every Time I Die and Glassjaw didn't steal your heart or make your dreams come true?
of course, but I got similar boners when I first heard unknown pleasures and hatful of hollow

>>35432457
what infuriates me even more is the middle class boomers that promote it

"Oh it's been 5 minutes without some 17yr old asking me how the food is how terrible service"

see that stuff on trip advisor all the time

>>35432478
I liked the one you did of it pulling into Hebden station lad. Most of the people are yuppie tossers, mind

Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on
Just do your best
Do everything you can
Don't you worry what their bitter hearts - are gonna say

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>he'd rather have the new japshit trains than the intercity125

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Just bought FFVII on steam for a tenner.

I have the original psx version. What am I doing with my life lads? I even have my ps2 hooked up to the TV I have my pc hooked up too.

>>35432491
>possibly ruin the entire history of the human race for a shag

>>35432515
And yet he still manages to frame it as though whites are to blame that blacks have shit taste and no class. Da Noo Slavez!

>>35432419
>>35432457
desu they wouldn't have to ask halfway through the meal if cunts wouldn't eat the whole thing and then complain something was wrong with it after the fact

>>35432665
good goyim, good

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>>35432640
>JEW
Bleed American was okay, but this beaut was the best release.

is tinder worth downloading now? if i make a fake profile is it ok? it doesn't take my ip or anything does it and prevent me from making a real one?

t. KHHV virgin

>>35432703

Why bother though

What's the point of a fake profile, just to get nudes?

>>35432677
But that's nothing to do with what he meant by new slaves. He's saying blacks are oppressed by corporations and record labels, again, by being expected to rap about cars and women when Kanye wants to rap about actual issues but the industry doesn't want that

>>35432703
I ended up deleting it straight after downloading, as you need a facebook account. It probably is still on my phone data mining me like all the other trash on there.

>>35432665
Did you get tickets to Demon Dayz?

>>35432698
Both steam and squenix.

Just glad I don't own a mac or it'd be the trifecta of scum.

>>35432703
>if i make a fake profile is it ok?

should be. they probably wont know its a fake profile anyway. make sure you use pics that cant be found through reverse image search.

>>35432699
but muh middle

>>35432729
>Make me rich as shit, beyond the wildest dreams of most people regardless of race
>Stop oppressing me, I'm not your slave!

>>35432728
curiosity desu, see how the other half live

check all the single mother munters

>>35432759
>trifecta
you mean triumverate

>>35432764
>reverse image search.
How do you even do that through tinder?

>>35432789

Godspeed then m8, it's really easy.

Be sure to flip over to gay every now and then to see the tragic state of the men on there too.

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>>35432734
Gonna be in Sweden the first 2 weeks in June so didn't even bother trying.

>>35432791
no, he means trifecta

>>35432832
>Gonna be in Sweden
F

>>35432787
Well since Kanye has been apart of his own label since pretty much the start of his rap career, he's not oppressing himself. He's talking about the industry in general. He left Nike for this exactly reason, they wouldn't let him do his thing, they made him do things that were expected of him since he's black

>>35432847
>they wouldn't let him do his thing, they made him do things that were expected of him since he's black
Not him, just wondering if you could give examples? I've not really followed his career other than big hits and headlines.

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>>35432832
That's a shame, they did leave it late to announce.

>>35432789
and see your 3 matches after swiping right on over 50 girls and being too much of a pussy to message them anyway.

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>>35430223
>open webm
>see guy
>Straight away remember and get flashbacks of seeing this years ago on youtube

>>35432844
Nah lad. I'm not Swedish, black pirates ain't shit when you've been up against the local young teams of Scotland,
>>35432879
To be fair, the Sweden trip has been planned for a year now, should be great. Gonna rent a Volvo and visit IKEA and eat meatballs like a tourist cunt.

>>35430223
You missed all the Trump threads

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>>35432126
there used to be a tv adaptation of moll flanders when I was a teen, fapped to that a lot.

is there any way to make the ps1 look less blury on a hd tv?

>>35432871
Kanye constantly calls out Nike for not respecting him and not giving him full creative control over his designs. He said ' There was love, respect, and admiration at Adidas. There was an opportunity to make a better life for my daughter. People say, "What do you mean, Kanye? What's a better life?" I don't want to have to be doing "Gold Digger" when I'm 50 years old.' He clearly doesn't want to just make songs like Gold Digger which is your typical black hip hop song about money and women. He wants to make meaningful stuff but when he does that with albums like 808s and Heartbreaks. The industry looks down on him. When Kanye first tried to get into rap he showed the song Jesus Walks and the music execs laughed at him, because they thought rap should just be about women, money, guns and cars and not stuff like Jesus and Christianity. From the start his whole career was about breaking stereotypes

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anyone wanna play Earth defense force on ps4 with me ?

>>35433026
Emulators, or play on a ps3.

>>35433034
>When Kanye first tried to get into rap he showed the song Jesus Walks and the music execs laughed at him
I'm picturing a lot of fat jews lighting cigars with money.

>>35432126
>>35433016
I remember having a jolly old wank as a teen when that Fingersmith adaptation was on the BBC.

>>35433044
i will take that as a no then lad. i dont mind it too much.

>>35432937
You can get the meatballs from Ikea. In fact I had them tonight for dinner. They taste fucking amazing too.

>>35433094
I'd recommend buying an old TV for like 20 quid for PS1 games tbqh. On new screens the games look like shit

>>35433034
Why do you know so much about Kanye

>>35433140
He's my idol lad. I look up to nobody as much as Kanye West. He does his own thing and breaks the mold and goes against whatever is expected of him. I relate to his songs about loneliness, and trying to find a sense of normality all too well.

>>35433117
dont really have the room lad. i would have to take down the tv i am using now, and i like to watch blurays on it. it doesent look bad enough on my tv to ruin the expereince so i will just put up with it.

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Hello lads. How do.

I'm playing some siege.

You should post your waifus.

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>earning minimum wage
>can just about pay bills and rent
>enough savings to get by

>be in break room
>girls are talking about the trips they'll be going on
>one girl going to dubai with her gf's next month

how lol????

why these bitches in this job if daddy has so much money? this is going to sound so bitter but i swear to god these girls saying they do 'freelance' work is actually prostitution from a few blokes orbiting them. Only god knows..........

>>35433230
Haven't you even been to Dubai?

>>35433230
>one girl going to dubai with her gf's next month
Hopefully they do something awful and get arrested.

>>35433230
>girls saying they do 'freelance' work is actually prostitution from a few blokes orbiting them.
Well yeah. Thats what they mean when they say it.

Chads pork dozens if not hundreds of girls

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>>35433211
posting the cute girl who all the cute boys love.

having a wank right now

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>>35433211
Alright, lad. Haven't seen you in a while. We're watching starship troopers at the mo.
>tfw no diz gf

>>35433310
Top quality taste in movie lad. Heinlein's rolling in his grave though. And I just found myself forgetting to come on, and when I do I just don't post.

>>35433298
You can type pretty well one handed.

>>35433298
post your hard cock right now lad

>>35433295
Yeah, but to earn enough from Chad gifts to finance bi-annual trips to expensive destinations across the world?

Something doesn't add up, some underworld of normie girls doing depraved acts for cash.

I checked plane tickets to Dubai out of curiosity and that's a few months wages, verging on half a year. Just the plane ticket alone.

And I have to say its only the girls who go on these extravagant holidays, the proof is in the pudding, i've lurked and came to their holiday pics many a time, male colleagues on the other hand, like myself, are just getting on by.

>>35433394

I don't have a stamp lmao

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>>35433211
Hello lad. Do okay.

Doing some writing after some of the lads gave me a bit of useful feedback the other day. Trying not to feel too beat up about the one lad who told me it was bad.

Here is waif-fu.

>>35433345
Wasn't my idea to watch it but I tagged along. It's a fun movie but I am pretty right leaning so the fascist satire doesn't sit great with me. I still enjoy it though.

>>35433406
You can get return flights to dubai for about 250 bong, although I agree on your whoring point. Girls waste loads of money on trash you don't need too.

>>35433434
The main thing with writing is to just keep doing it. Write more and more and more until writing what comes to your mind is like second nature.

You'll probably feel... clunky, at first. Like you have an idea but not the words to give it form. That's fine. Either read more or keep practicing.

I write pretty frequently, I do writing prompts on reddit, and I still get blocks. Just keep practicing, I'm sure you'll get better.

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>>35433230
The possibilities
>they have a bf or "bf" who provide for them so they don't have to put that much money into stock and can do whatever the fuck they please
>orbiters or the fuccbois often pay for their nights out in getting drinks, being a woman some nights give you a crazy discount in bars like "ladies night: 2for1 on drinks"
>daddy is providing for them and giving them money because his little princess deserves to live the life of luxury

All in all women aren't expected to provide the money and worry about responsibilities of living nearly as much as blokes, not to say you don't have the few who do get by on their own but women in their 20's still hold onto a sort of "freedom" that they capitalize on before their youth runs dry on them and they need to face up to the reality of things. Things like flying off on holidays constantly is a great escape plan for them.

>>35433430
post a picture of your hard penis

>>35433434

Disregard nonconstructive criticism

>>35433523

I don't have an envelope rofl

>>35433509
Oh I've already done a shitload. I'm 40,000 words into a novel, I'm returning to it after a few months because I spent too much time on it and ended up resenting it. Finally worked up the nerve to post the opening here and got some good critique, and even the lad who called it bad had something useful to say, but just the fact he called it bad stung, especially after leaving it alone because I felt that way myself.

>>35433406
Eh? Flights to dubai are 500 quid maximum. That's 2 weeks wages even in the shittiest jobs.

>>35433506
>>35433585

damn when i checked it was 2,000, it probably included hotels or something?

>>35433406
>work for 6 quid an hour in a shop
>go on a holiday at least twice a year

Then again I live with mummy and have no bills but still. I only work part time and just do overtime occasionally when saving up for a holiday, a full time worker could easily save up for a holiday

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>>35433394
here you go you lusty queer.

>>35433583
What's your novel about lad?

I wasn't here the other day

>>35433634
I can smell the knob rot from here

How do I speak to girls?
There's an awkward silence in the lift when female colleagues enter the lift. I'm just not witty, I don't know what to say beyond the basics like, how was your journey into work and shit like that.

Some new gay black guy (i shit you not) was making all the girls laugh saying stupid shit that was objectively unfunny in a queer voice.

>>35433630
>six quid an hour
Are you 16? That's not legal m8.

>>35433737
19 lad. It's actually better than I should be getting which is 5.55

>>35433604
No offense mate but you sound like a complete spastic, too stupid to look up a flight price

Stop worrying about other people's lives. Just sit down, you clown.

>>35433737
Never said it was. It's under-the-table work

>>35433634
looking juicy lad, would give a poke haha

>>35433720
Protip; at a basic level, don't think of someone as either male or female, just think of them as a person. why should it matter if she's a girl? surely the same rules apply, right?

anyway, another tips (that sounds like it should apply to you), is to not try too hard.

care to elaborate on his 'stupid shit', what was he saying?

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>>35433689
just a little fishy... would you like a taste hahah
>>35433803
yeh give it a poke maybe a squeeze.

>>35433637
brace for rubbish premise
>about humans who got trapped in a world where grisly classic fairy tales and folk myths are real, and where concept/metaphor takes precedence over natural law
>they escape and find they've become physically and mentally warped by the stories they were part of, and form a little criminal enclave in the real world because they no longer entirely fit in, run by four corrupt arseholes
>protagonist is a teenage girl who recently escaped and gets caught up in their bullshit and trying to come to terms with what she now is

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>>35433634
Now I'm confused, its not the same cock.

>>35433879
>saving another lads willy pic

>>35433879
it is, it just looks different based on circumstances, as cocks do...

>>35433896
I do more than save them senpai Or at least I wish I did

>>35433918
anytime you want my bae.

just came back from smoking weed with friend, I am super baked, tipsy a bit from the cider from earlier, its an uneven type of feel.

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I'm talking about this one, Morphine

Lads. What's the point of marriage? Why get into something that's statistically expected to fail. The only reason I can see to do it is if you can get something out of it like dual citizenship or something. My ex broke up with me because of my thoughts on this, deep down I just think she was expecting to take half my shit

>>35434191
>Why get into something that's statistically expected to fail
the same reason most people take up/continue smoking

>cancer is a thing that happens to other people, surely it won't happen to me

>>35434191
people like to get married because its a status thing, and they think it reinforces to them selves that the relationship is special and means more.

your gf probably dumped you because she cares about social status a lot or she think you are just talking shit and dont want to get married to her

>>35433870
Interesting lad. Very interesting.

Always a fan of slightly grim stories about myths and such.

I'm rooting for you lad.

2nd year of uni still haven't had a conversation with someone

heavy stuff chief

>>35434258
Thanks, lad. I'll try not to let you down.

I'm feeling less spiteful towards it than I was a few months ago, so hopefully that combined with the feedback I got last week will push me forward.

>>35434168
where does one obtain a chocolate ape from?

Is LOST worth watching if I already know the ending?

>>35434432
It was hardly worth watching if you didn't know the ending.

The first two seasons were great, and it tailed the fuck off from there.

>>35434432
not really, lost was only ever baiting a series of hooks

>>35434445
Season 4 had some good bits. That Scottish guy mainly

>tfw might ruin my nofap over dina meyer
Wew

>>35434432
not really. its not that good. as the other people have said, its basically a baiting series of hooks. you will keep watching because you want to know why some weird shit is happening, and because you know the ending its makes it more boring for me.

you will probably enjoy another tv series more.

>>35434445
>>35434447
>>35434570
Cheers lads, the hunt for a new show to binge goes on

just tried to go on that filmnight but theres a password. FUCK YOU

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>>35433211
not doing too bad at the moment lad, about to nip out for a splif, then it's fap then bed. i'm knackered desu
hope you're having fun

>>35434671
Well, I had fun for a bit. Then I tried to play Blitz and got incomprehensibly angry. So I went on MGSV to shoot some goats.

Now I'm going to watch It Follows because apparantly it's good.

It was a coinflip between Hotel Rwanda and It Follows. On another note, Sicario is a very good movie.

>>35434605
shipman
but films done now lad

>>35434597
You should watch the Man in the High Castle.
Or if you've already seen that watch Westworld.

Or Bojack Horseman.

Really it's hard to give a recommendation when I don't know what you're in to.

>>35434720
I've saw Westworld, it was great. I've heard good things about Man in the High Castle and the setting interestings me, forgot all about it, cheers lad

>>35434702
don't think i've seen them desu
will give them a watch sometime

>>35434742
No problem. I really loved Man in the High Castle. It's good for binging, too, because you've got a lot of plot threads to keep track of, and it's best to do it all at once.

Westworld is great too. That mindfuck with multiple simultaneous timelines came out of left field too. Really wasn't expecting it, and I had no fucking clue who the Man in Black was. Only started to realize something wasn't quite right when Lawrence was in two places at once.
>>35434765
Sicario is definitely worth a watch. Can't vouch for the other two, as I haven't yet seen them

(Fucked up spoilers)

>>35434837
kek. it's alright lad, was only confused for a min

>>35434852
I just wanted to make sure no-one was going to be accidentally spoiled.

Dunno how that happened either. Should've have done that given how I put the spoilers.

>>35434720
>Bojack Horseman
Upvoted

Recommend me a telly show that ain't toss, lads

>>35433310
sorry lad, in film night i said dina myers was in devils advocate but i was mistaken.
could have sworn she was in it desu

>>35434984
Ha ha ha. Bojack Horseman is still good. I found it interesting. Even if the premise seems stupid, it's halfway decent. At least the first season was. It had a rough few episodes at the start, but then it actually got pretty good. Second season more or less kept the same level of quality. Third felt like it was just retreading old ground.

>>35435005
See: >>35434720
But it's hard to recommend shit for people if you don't know them/their tastes.

What's the best TV show set in a dystopian setting lads?

>>35435069
I'll give westworld a shout
>>35435020
Not to much of a fuss. It doesn't seem like she was in any decent films except starship troopers

>>35435103
it's the only 1 that counts then lad

>>35435181
I'm legitimatly concerned now that Dina Meyer is going to break my nofap

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>tfw I can't buy a gun to put on my desk and look at contemplatively

>>35435220
Get a BB gun

>>35435218
no, stay strong lad, save her for the easter fap
your reward

i need to slurt my feels, anyone wanna here my pathetic shit?

>>35435248
get it off your chest lad

>>35435220
I have a water gun which I like to point at my head and pretend to shoot myself with. Really nice way to relax

some anon posted about the app whisper in a previous thread now im addicted to to it, thanks. so many attention seeking emo's and some normies too.

>>35435323
I have a super soaker but it's loaded with a piss bottle and I'm worried I'd forget.

>>35430838
You were just having a bad day, I'm sure!
didn't run in to Kay or Lee so this trip to Sheffield may not be as great as hoped

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>>35433211
>tfw compulsive gambler
I hope Le Pen wins so I can make a cool 90 bongs
I hope Kanye wins so I can get a cool 1000 bongs

>>35435287
thanks

>be me
>finish school a few years back
>had a small group of friends, i was slightly higher up the social ladder than them
>life wasn't doing too bad
>was doing decent in classes
>even spoke to the 'cooler' kids sometimes
>we were like the kids who spoke to cool kids but hung around the small group
>we were kinda cool, but nothing special
>finish school
>i dont go to prom because i began to sperg up and thought no one wants me there
last time i saw all but 1, kid i've met twice from our small group
>he is a confident lad, maybe a 5/10 and never got any female attention
>go to separate colleges
>fear i will make no friends, as i said i began to go sperg around then
>get to college after summer of games and solitary sport
>feels good
>go to college
>people take the piss straight away
>retard of class decides to be my friend
>feelingsnotmutual.jpeg
>now labelled as his friend
>he is kicked out because he is a spacktard
>THANK FUCKING ALLAH.exe
>stay quiet in classes, go library at lunch etc
>life goes pretty sit, no friends and never contact friend from school till recently
>see how he is so we meet up
>he was never very popular, was very average to be honest
>see him now and his class loves him
>basically a chad
>gets hoes
>has tons of bros
>goes to parties
>his life is great now

and here i am wasting away with no friends, no life and no one to talk to. the way we went such seperate ways is crazy. i have that 1 guy is chat to for a few seconds per 2 weeks if that. and thats it. nothing else. noone else. and needless to say no female attention. worst part is there were soooo many missed opportunities in school were there weren't for him. im not jealous, i dont envy him as he earnt it in some weird way and i know if suddenly it all came to me i'd fuck up straight away. the missed opportunities get me the most though.

dont know what to do now but the one obvious thing.

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Playing poker online with real money lads. Can't wait to lose it all

>>35435358
won a few so it wasn't so bad, got an equalizer at 0:00 seconds that was quite cool

do you want to meet lee to hookup with him?

>>35435754
no stop now

>>35435754
just go through all the poker sites and use the new customer offers. if you go through them all and don't make a profit then you know you're too mentally retarded to get good.

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why do some people just stare

>>35435829
I'm using pokerstars, got a first deposit bonus but I still expect to lose money, you see , I am a retard.

>>35435906
dont play spin & go's they have a bigger commision than other modes. play low stakes cash games or tournies.

>>35435976
Its a buy in of 0.25 and is a tournament

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Shop opens at 7am lads, what should I cop?

Need some paracetamol because my head is crackin me and was thinking some fridge raiders for a bit of munch. What else should I buy? I need snacks.

>>35435787
Oh neat, well done! Ur bretty gud at scoring last minute bangers. Did you get your monitor?
no I wanted a meal made Kay's way

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People are so mean on this poker. I keep winning by playing like a retard and some guy just said "well done, you really are the best player on the table" then when I said I have no idea what I'm doing he said "yes we all see that"

>>35436368
At least you're winning. They just sound like sore losers

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>>35436311
no. Now i'm panicing because the milk i used had no seal on it and red stuff around the top, worried it was pozzed blood. i'll have to ask if anybody has used the milk

>>35435671
>get in regular touch with chad friend from school
>ask to hang out with his friends
>???
>profit

>have to be up in 4 hours for work
>i'm up binging Samurai Jack

Some of us weren't meant for wageslaving

31 year old virgin lads...

Really took the plunge tonight lads. Told the new Romanian girl how cute she was. Asked her (Oana) for a date and she said yes. I think she's genuinely interested as well.. She's a very playful, cute 26 year old Romanian girl from Bucharest. I'm going to take her to see 50 shades of grey at the movies tomorrow, will buy her dinner if it goes well.

Might be time for me to leave this place lads, she wants kids as well..

>>35436598
The fat one you took a photo of?

>>35436598
get in there my son

>Might be time for me to leave this place lads
won't happen m8, you're just opening the door to a new kind of feel

>>35436598

dont do cinema on a first date lad, just dont

>>35436598
God speed lad
>Might be time for me to leave this place lads

You're always welcome here, a 31 year old virgin can never be a chad

>tfw playing dragon quest viii
I'm in comfy town, lads

>>35435837
because they've got fuck all else better to do

>>35436044
wagon wheels, chocolate cookies, choccy digestives, custard creams, borbon biscuits, fuckin nice, tuc, doritos freddo frogs

>>35436623

No lad - truth be told I've never spoke to the girl in the photograph other than saying hello - this is a different girl - a cute Romanian girl.

>>35436627
>won't happen m8, you're just opening the door to a new kind of feel

Perhaps but I need to experience it.

>>35436653
>dont do cinema on a first date lad, just dont

IK but we socialise in the house as friends so we both 'know' each other from that so it's not like a first meeting.

>>35436670
>You're always welcome here, a 31 year old virgin can never be a chad

At 31 you become a chad by nature. If you see a girl you ask her bluntly which I was too shy to do before. I ask the French girl already and she says no. That's OK but I'm proud of myself for asking these girls out in the first place.

>>35436044
monster munch laddo, can't go wrong

>>35436426
Don't milk bottles have those pully things with the red tab? Could be that but still probably nothing.
Hope you're okay anyway and hope you have a goodnight, time for sleeps

>>35436653
whats wrong with a cinema date?

>>35436842
Good to hear it's not the one in the photo. I would have had a good chuckle if you went for that tubbo. Is the one you've gone for blonde? I've found the best looking Romanian birds have blonde or very light brown hair.

>>35436896

bad for a first date because youre just sat watching a film, should spend more time talking and socialising, showing her just how much of a sperglord you can be so she knows what shes in for, i speak from experience

>>35436426
dry blood is a dark brownish-red, and even if it is blood, it's more likely to contain other diseases, HIV can't survive outside the body for more than a few minutes

>>35436653
It's okay if you do cinema, then meal.

That way you can talk about the film after.

>>35436923
would it dry in the fridge under a bottle cap though?

it wasnt dark red, will i die from hepatits b

>>35436907
>Is the one you've gone for blonde? I've found the best looking Romanian birds have blonde or very light brown hair.

Her hair has blonde highlights but naturally she is brunette with dark brown eyes and olive skin. She is very playful and cutie. Probably it won't go anywhere but it's experience for me. If it works that's great, she is a very traditional Eastern European girl where the woman cooks and looks after her husband, she's always cooking.

>>35436993
>she is a very traditional Eastern European girl where the woman cooks and looks after her husband, she's always cooking.
Sounds like a bloody dream, lad. Get on her. Godspeed to you.

>>35437019
Many thanks friend.

>>35436968
>would it dry in the fridge under a bottle cap though?
the drying isn't necessarily the issue, it's the exposure to air, which it's going to get even if it's under a bottle cap, the cold wouldn't help it either