/britfeel/

>>35406219
>tfw I don't want to link the new thread in the previous one because of the degenerate gayposting

>>35406255

Too much of something is bad enough
Too much of nothing is just as tough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4VoZ6afztc

>>35406255

The other one has hit 500, it's time

>>35406219
>Everyone's fucked off to brit/pol/ and brit/int/ edition
nah i'm here lad

don't post on brit/pol/ any more

/pol/ is in decline

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lets leave the fun autism of last thread behind.
New thread New me.

Whats everyone up to tonight? I'm playing some eternal crusade and planning a nice wank later.

>>35406901
I cant stand /pol/ these days. Really it could never keep going after 2016.

>>35406901

>tfw black
>used to be ashamed of other blacks
>the average polack is now even more degenerate than ghetto blacks

>>35406911
>Whats everyone up to tonight?
Probably gonna workout soon. Also just potter around the internet trying not to think about my problems.

>>35406911
you need help with that wank at all lad?

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>>35406901

brit/pol/ makes me want to shit out my eyes desu

fucking tripfags

>>35406916
That's because every time /pol/ would come up with something stupid, reality would take it as a challenge and outdo them.

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Thinking more and more and boipucci nowadays lad, not sure whats come over me if im quite honest.

Anyone got any details on wheter its better than pussy. I hear on /r9k/ it's tighter and smells nicer, anyone confirm?

>>35406946
yes i would like some help, but its unlikely anyone here is hiding in my house ready to wank me off.

>>35406916
late 2015-mid 2016 was the peak of /pol/
since trump got elected, it's gone downhill

>>35406928
do you hate whites after seeing /pol/?

>>35406966
yeah it's cancer

>>35406911
Just going to watch something on Netflix and eat a muller corner. Cherry flavour tonight as I'm feeling lavish.

>>35407009
It's tighter, smells worse and feels 10x worse

>>35407009
Smells pretty good desu, like strawberries sometimes. I like to put my nose right on it and just inhale. Putting your dick in boipucci though is amazing, it's like the tightest warmest and wettest hole on earth. Made for dicks.

>>35406966
You appear to be on the wrong site lad. Although predominantly anonymous (due to lazy userbase not being bothered to fill out the name field). 4chan is not strictly anonymous, and therefore not an anonymous imageboard

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>>35406966
the best tripfag left too

>>35406911
>911
I don't know what i'm going to do, maybe damage myself by watching question time and this week


>already 9th march

end it

>>35406911
i should be working on an essay but i just cba

>>35407009
It's very tight and smells like freshly cut grass.

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>send ex this pic
>she sends me back a :(
What did she mean by this?

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Who /M.R James/ here?

>>35407058
>the best tripfag left too
who? yktd?

>>35407016
>do you hate whites after seeing /pol/?

No because I leave the house often enough to see most white people are not as bad as /pol/acks.

From 2012-late 2014 it was full of intelligent discussion and decent upstanding people that wasnted to live a healthy productive life for the good of the nation.

Now it's mostly just anime fapping stoners who post memes about Trump, and Farage.

>>35407051
>wettest hole on earth.
Confirmed virgin LARPing as a faggot

Evening lads. Building subs is pretty good

>>35407020
I ate 4 Muller Fruit Corners today.

>>35407058
whose the best poster ebin?

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>>35407091
yeah, he made the threads somewhat interesting at least, now its got nothing going for it

>>35407100
What does that mean?

Mean

>>35407101

Wait, isn't that BritNormies tripcode?

>>35407092
>No because I leave the house
Wish /pol/ did that more often.

>>35407151

There was an image once which basically state how /pol/ tried to be good decent non-degenerate individuals, because everyone else was so shit, that was the only way to rebel.

That was true of pre-Trump /pol/ users, but now they are just trailer trash types

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>>35407092
>decent upstanding people that wasnted to live a healthy productive life for the good of the nation
that's what they pretended to be, sure

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what are you having for dinner, anon-kun?

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>>35407058
oh fuck its this week, my boi andrew and portillo, yes m8.
>>35407062
same lmao.

>>35407131
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/8438499/HMS-Astute-Royal-Navy-submarines-vital-statistics.html

Audacious will be launched soon

>>35407145
If it's true that BritNormie is ScotAnon, I hate him. But I think it's really Junlad.

>>35407070
She's jealous of you new girlfriend, normie

>>35407220
is this legit junlad?

I haven't been around for a while

>>35407201

As I said was old /pol/, the current population are memelords.

/pol/ wound moot up, moot retaliated, moot won.

>>35407213
Why do you always use disposable plates, mold-anon?

>>35406219

balls to /int/ they fucked banned me

>>35407247
I've been single for years and only call her my ex because we used to meet up and have sex once a year and send nudes sometimes.

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>>35407058
>yktd
>good

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>>35406901

Oh goodness, I remember the thrilling heydays of brit/pol/ in 2014. By the end of 2015/early 2016 just sort of lost interest. Nowadays I skim a brit/pol/ thread one a month or so. Hardly can stand it anymore.

guys what do you like to do whilst your having a poo?

>>35407332

>Observe the virgin in his native habitat, posting anime girls, criticising other virgins

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>>35407111
see >>35407120

>>35407213
Looks delicious! please don't bully

>>35407268
autism

>>35407351
I never get when people say they do stuff while pooping, I go, poop, wipe, check for cancer then leave, it takes no longer than 5mins


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfwprATUrzc

>>35407331
Want a hug lad?

Original pirate material

>>35407347
i still see mr oats and egonspengler sometimes

but i wasn't on britpol back then, only started browsing it in mid-late 2015. who was rosa luxemburg, seems odd given how right wing britpol is?

Should I play Wind Waker or watch Shin Godzilla lads?

>>35407444
>Original pirate material
lock down your aerial

>>35407433
>I never get when people say they do stuff while pooping, I go, poop, wipe, check for cancer then leave, it takes no longer than 5mins
what are you, a woman?

>tfw I assume every other poster here is as underweight as I am

>>35407248
wagwan
>>35407268
the spores would infect anything that stays permanently i think.
>>35407351
braaaaaaaaaaaaap post in my head.
>>35407433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnsg1KORtw

>>35407496
I always assume everyone is massively overweight except me

>>35407351
Normally just cry 'oh please god not again' over and over. I also take off my shirt if it's going too long.

>>35407452
only zelda game i've ever played is twilight princess, much to my shame, wind waker looks good though

>>35407496
become average like me lad

>>35407452

Shin GodZilla


Finalwarsisneatblox

>>35407496
>>35407512
i'm of a normal weight, and handsome and sexy :^)

>>35407520
>. I also take off my shirt if it's going too long.
i knew i wasn't the only one, ever go for a full nude poop?

>>35407547
i only poo in the nude

>>35407512
You too? I especially think this on /int/ when talking to yanks and a few other countries

>>35407558
BASED
A
S
E
Dumper

>>35407547
>ever go for a full nude poop?
Maybe if I'm about to have a shower.

I stopped drinking for about a month, but I got tempted into going out the other night and ofc I got really fucking drunk.

I've been drinking everyday since, I'm worried about what I may have done whilst blacking out and I just don't feel like I can face reality right now. I haven't turned on my phone in three days.

Alcohol affects me very strangely.

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>>35407388
Observe the virgin in his native habitat, critisizing another virgin, who is posting anime girls, criticising other virgins

>>35407448

I don't think Rosa Luxemburg was sincerely a socialist.

You've made me dig up old brit/pol/ threads now. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/30688041/

>>35407602

top kek, although I'm not a virgin m8

had another long session of ck2 without realising lads, 7 hours this time

>>35407351
Look around and hope my neighbors aren't peeking on me

>>35407643
>I don't think Rosa Luxemburg was sincerely a socialist.
bit odd given how iconic luxemburg was/is to socialists

>>35407511
>wagwan

hows tricks lad. still doing politics and shite at uni?

>>35407783
doing masters in Global politics and still trying to get the cute boys into bed.

>>35407820
Have you considered perhaps being a decent human being as a way to attract them?

What's your favourite Beatles song, lads?

I love Help, myself.

>>35407892
i love that one where they sing about love

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>>35407859
that doesn't sound like me, anyway i'm better than them.

>>35407892
Well the thing about The Beatles is, they always try to walk it in.

What the fuck has happened

This place has turned into a shit-tier steamfeels thread

>>35407892
>What's your favourite Beatles song, lads?
revolution

>>35407982
Nothing has changed outside of everything being more exaggerated

anyone want to come and suck me off a bit? proper horny tonight lads might even try put something up my bum for the first time

>>35407982
well some of the regulars (aka namefags) do unironically have a steam group that they use

>>35408026
where you at? are you cute?

take pics if you do that

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>>35407937
All You Need Is Love? That's an ok one.

>>35407968
> what was lennon thinking bringing on ringo that early?

>>35408010
1 or 9? As my response varies depending on that, either fantastic opinion or terrible.

>>35407982
Its because Junlad is regularly posting again, not like this hasn't happened before

>>35408085
nah lad not that love the other one they did about love

>>35408026
don't do it lad, you will regret it after

>>35408085
revolution 1

>>35407892
Only early song I like is eight days a week desu. And help I suppose, twist and shout is decent as well. Favourites would be across the universe, you never give me your money, in my life, baby you're a rich man, strawberry fields. If I had to pick one I'd say in my life.

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>>35407649
>coming to /r9k/
>not a virgin

There's a right way to rock, and a wrong way to roll

>>35407820
nice to see you again friendo. QT waifu btw

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post choons for pepe lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsRyQ8JdbTs

>>35408602
https://youtu.be/G58AErZSNfo

>>35408602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHqs8SffDo

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>>35408602
https://youtu.be/80X2lnohuIg

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>>35408602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50kP4S0peAs

come dance with me kids :)

>Go to mindnumbing wageslavery
>come back and go on the internet
>all money goes on just existing
>supposed to do this for another 50 plus years

How do more people not kill themselves?

>>35408602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5e9thfWJ0

>>35408758
Most people at least have the rest of life to look forward to. Milestones, you know? First relationship, first breakup, finishing uni, getting a good job, getting married, having children, raising them into adults. Hookups, drugs, accomplishing goals, growing as a person.

Without any any of this but all the wageslavery I suppose there's not much incentive to be fond of life.

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>native speakers don't know how to use apostrophes

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>>35408602
https://youtu.be/4QMXN48ANII

at the end of reading birdsong kinda makes me want to visit france desu

feeling feels no roastie could possibly imagine

>>35408846
>tfw done all of those except getting married and having children

Feels good lad.

>>35408904
does your boipucci still hurt from being a massive gay faggot?

>>35408602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLJsPJVBEs

It's a real banger lads.

>>35408758
>How do more people not kill themselves?

because people normally have a gf to come home. if they dont have a gf/family, then people block it out by telling themselves they have stuff to look foward to like the football match on saturday, going on on the week end or the new Nintendo console. marxists always go on about this. we live in a fictitious world. people only cope because they are keeping themselves distracted from the reality of it.

think i could get away with wanking while playing D&D online with voice chat? a girls voice is enough to wank to right now hahah

>>35408758
>How do more people not kill themselves?
For the wretched of the earth
There is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise

>>35409238
Sure lad, can you get us parts of the girls voice too?

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Doc's just doubled my dosage of venafalaxine. Its not doing shit for me. This is the 4th antidepressant ive tried now.

Friend of mine wants me to help him paint some new offices he's had built tomorrow. I dont even have the motivation to live, let alone help someone else out. Fuck.

>>35408758
I was listening to Jordan Peterson and he brought up something really interesting that made me think.

He quoted a philosopher who asked 'Why wouldn't you commit suicide'

I think people who have absolutely no hope whatsoever commit suicide. Even people who are severely depressed have hopes. That might be as simple as hoping the new series of Peep Show will be good. If you kill yourself, you won't be able to watch Mark be an absolute sperg for your hilarity.

>>35409286
But Peep Show is finished anon.

Tbf I know what you mean though. I used to not want to kill myself because of fapping and the lulz on 4chan. I don't even enjoy 4chan anymore though.

my heart just sped the fucking hell up for 5 seconds, really fast too. am i dying yet? is this the end?

>>35409385
Weird stuff like that happens to me too. P-probably nothing...r-right?

>>35409402
im fit, train often. diet sucks dick, drink excessive amounts of caffeine. have developed a bad nervous twitch. i think the end is nigh.

>>35409446
If I die suddenly people will look at my fitish body and be suprised, ignoring my years of rampant drug abuse.

>>35409327
>I don't even enjoy 4chan anymore though.
Neither do I, I find that I come on here less and less frequently recently. I reckon I would miss it if I didn't have internet for a few days though.

What used to keep me going was music, I felt like it was the only thing that had any value to me in my life so I told myself I would just focus on that

>>35408602
>>35408627
>>35408657
>>35408673
>>35408776
>>35408904
>>35408984

I have an interesting hypothesis of the correlation between users on /britfeel/ and their music taste

i really like hobnobs but you do get a lot of stuff stuck in your teeth

>>35409568
They like music their parents listen to because they didn't have friends their own age to develop more age appropriate music tastes?

>>35409597
which kind lad? better be dark chocolate ones

>>35409603
Absolutely correct lad, its embarrassing

>>35406219
>mfw frontal cavities on 2 of 4 of my upper frontal teeth
>mfw disgusting yellow teeth so colored that i'm amazed i haven't been attacked by jews after smiling

What am i doing wrong? I brush every day
Should i get teeth whitening strips?

Also going to grab coffee tomorrow with a cutie, 99% friendly but i like the 1% chance of escalation

tempted to stream my self wanking anyone interested?

I'M STILL IN A DREAM
SNAAKE EAAAAAATER

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>>35409714
y-yes i am interested in that haha

>>35409714
let me crack the lube out lad, where can we find you?

>>35409712
>but i like the 1% chance of escalation

If it escalates will you say "well that escalated quickly"?

>25
>look 17

Even the girls at work tease me....this tight slut i perv on asked my age, when i replied she went "OMG you look 16!!!" JUST FUCK MY LIFE , there goes my chances of dating her j/k never stood a chance t.b.h

>>35409762
Its actually "boy that escalated quickly"
Also kys 9gag fag

Jk i love you

Idk man, i don't wanna be a khhv for much longer and i dont want to go near prostitutes because muh hygiene

when did you figure out you were gay?

Debating if I should get a car lads. I have no real purpose for since since the metro and a bus to my job is literally outside my house but it'd be pretty cool to be able to drive everywhere and it'd be cool to be able to drive to London for jpop and kpop concerts

>>35409840
Somewhere around my 9th and 10th cock

>>35409840
when i lost my virginity to a cute guy rather than a girl.

>>35409864

>driving in london
lol

>>35409888
>drive to
>driving in

excuse me lad

>>35409679
Meh. With the way music is so accessible these days I don't think it matters as much. People are exploring things from the past more and more and usually have a more diverse music taste. In the past you'd need to get into a music scene because it would take more work trying different stuff so it was easier to go with the recommendations of peers.

>>35409864
What's the point? Train tickets to London are prety cheap if you book in advance.

>>35409913
I usually have to book a night in a hotel to get a train the morning. I've camped out in a 24 hour McDonalds once so save the fucking ripoff Premier Inns down there but it's uncomfortable and awkward as fuck

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>daddy erased my penis drawing from the whiteboard
why have you betrayed me father?

>>35409961
think of it this way lad, your dad rubbed your penis

>>35409987
oh no my dad rubbed one out for me

>tfw winning the internal battle of whether or not to go to Asda and buy loads of crisps

Fuck you, fast food.

>>35409942
Where in the UK do you live? I can usually get back to brum from Euston station pretty late, so it's not an issue for me.

>>35410036
crisps aren't fast food you stupid cuck, literally end yourself

>>35410036
LITERALLY MURDER YOURSELF OMG

>tfw so lonely you go on omegle to chat to people

They always disconnect first ;_;

which routine is better for building strong biceps

bicep curls
hammer curls
concetration curls

or

bicep curls
reverse curls
concentration curls

>>35409751
hmm, i'm curious desu.

>>35410057
Newcastle, so it's a trek. Concerts don't usually end until 11pm or sometimes even later

>>35410100
>so lonely I added people from britfeel on steam
>they usually go offline so I'm left alone all night

lads im starving whats ur go to late night snack

>>35410149
a mug of cornflakes

>>35410071
>>35410089

Junk food, fast food, you know what I mean, fucking pseudo-autists.

>>35410149
Just had some cocktail sausages and some sweets

>>35410100
i did this earlier. spoke to a Croatian guy for ages, had a good time. that was my weekly dose of social activity. but yeah, if you're male they disconnect, if female then no.

>>35410149
Cheese or thinly sliced spiced meats

>>35409961
https://youtu.be/WgoazLGKShY

>>35410140
Whats your steam id lad?

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>>35410123
what, i posted this just now and this aint me

>>35410189
one time i met this russian bloke on the history tag, we actually had a pretty good talk with some bants here and there but then out of the blue he goes 'are you jewish?' i say im not and he says good and disconnects

>>35410185
you can have my cocktail sausage any night hahaha

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Ey lads, want a bit of sausage casserole? There's a whole pot on the go.

>>35410123
>>35410210
what the fucking nigga shit fuck, i never wrote desu at the end of that i put desu and now it says (you)
what the fuck is happening i never write desu

i have goose bumps now

>>35410221
damn, i got this guys throwaway email at least. he was a great guy to be honest, a different past to me though.

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>>35410204
I might already have you added.

I only really talk to one person anyway, I can't hold a conversation for shit and really have nothing interesting to talk about. He might be grooming me for murder too, who knows


>>35410225
Where are they from? I only like M&S ones

>>35410315
I'm gunna cum deep in ebina's tits

>>35410283
another time i met this bloke who claimed to be from syria, he said 'things are getting very bad, we need america' and then left

Been single for so long now. If I ever got a gf, what in the hell would I actually do with them?

What do couples do?

>>35410330
omegle sounds pretty fun to be honest, use the tag r9k all the time, if you dont find someone revert to the random stranger. maybe we will chat one day?

>>35410315
god I want to shove my throbbing dick between those tits

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>>35410315
sainsburys.. sorry mate.

you can talk to me anytime friend :^)

>>35410323
i'm gunna cum deep in ebinas boipucci

>>35410382
i've used the r9k, honestly i find it really depressing one time, there was this Tunisian bloke and he was bullying me

>>35410315
>I only like M&S ones
Are you a poshboi?

where do i find a qt femboy bf in the uk

>getting bullied by ebin
he's very rude

>>35410412
fucking kek
come one with th tag now mate, at exactly 2 past search for "r9k" maybe we wil meet

>>35410441
im so lonely i wish i was dead every time i meet a qt fem boy i fuck it up

>>35410441
>>35410501
fabguys for the sexy cute bois for me.

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>>35410370
WOOOOOULDNT IT BEE NIICE IF WE WERE OLDEERR, THEN WE WOULDNT HAAVE TO WAIT SO LONG. AND WOULDNT IT BEE NICE TO LIVE TOGETHHER, IN THEE KIND OF WORRLD WHERE WEE BELONG

the heartattack when song im listening to has a sound effect like the phone ringing

>tfw you despair at your acne ridden body but then you realise no one is going to see it anyway

>>35410601
Same lad
https://youtu.be/uSQzUx3QW2Y

>>35406911
probs goin on eternal crusade myself though that games goin down hill fuckin fast

>>35410708
I want to like it but man, so many issues. I got it free, and play it free to play model so not that bad at least.

>>35410576
see
>>>/gif/10205761

>>35410741
yea not too bad then i feel for the sorry fucks who paid 30 quid up for it, it just pisses me off cuz i do tabletop an then im like what the fuck is this travesty

>>35410794
I paid 30 for it. I'm such a retard. Didn't even play it for more than 3 hours

lads I'am a man dreaming he's a butterfly?
or a butterfly dreaming he's a man?

>>35410783
Thankyou for this

Original desu

>>35410932
jump out the window and try fly
take phone and post win

I'm desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression supplied to me by the NHS.
Shall I go to this "Meltdown" esports bar saturday? I haven't played vidya in months; feel like playing some games of overwatch. Are the people there fun, or are they all autistic.

>>35411052
That sounds fun lad. Where's this? Wish they had stuff like near me

>>35411092
I live in London atm and I saw one while on the bus today. Maybe there's qtp2t grills as well. Although they're probably attention whores with orbiters.

>>35410608
>tfw no acne body ridden bf to pop his spots

i wish i was able to go out and have a chat with someone

i can't remember the last time i had an actual conversation with a human in the flesh

>>35411179
it's really overated lad

>>35411189
no it's not, i miss it

i'd like to sit alone with someone, talk to them and not see them want to leave

>>35411225
I'll do that with you, desu lad.

>>35411241
no you won't

don't play with me

>>35411225
its not lad, it's the same shit all the time

if i go to the gp and say i've got depression will they give me pills that will make me happy or do they just send you into therapy

Does anyone else not really hear lyrics in songs? Like I listen to the voice and the way the words sound but never really register the meaning in the song unless its a story type song? Probably just a bit of autism desu.

>>35411385
Yeah I need to read the lyrics online or I get the words all wrong

>>35411385
yeah i have a hard time understanding lyrics unless it's really clear

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>>35410846
god damn thats pretty shitty i would be seeking a refund

if i was blind i wouldn't need to look people in the eyes

if i was gay i wouldn't need to find a girlfriend

>>35411448
>>35411470
this is dangerously close to reddit memes, lads careful now

maybe if jesus christ returned site to everyone then the masses wouldent of blindly followed caesar

>>35411515
render unto caesar what is caesar's

>>35411470
Why do you think the waifu posters are like they are?
If I get a waifu I won't need a girlfriend
That didn't work
If I pretend I'm gay I won't need a girlfriend
And so on. Just waiting on the next stage

>>35411413
>>35411409
I think it's why I can't understand why a lot of songs are popular. Like that ed sheeran seems to be popular but he sounds like shit to me musically. Maybe if you listen to lyrics he's good though? I dunno. Take another singy songy guitar man like Elliot Smith and I like the songs because the music and voice sound good. https://youtu.be/p4cJv6s_Yjw
Seems like a good rule of thumb is, if you can whistle a song its usually decent.
(/autism)

>>35411500
don't demean my thoughts

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For me, its the class 158 DMU

>>35411532
i read history books sometimes, and i have noticed how pretty much all rulers are dick heads.

>>35411574
Can you explain the train obsession some people seem to have to me lad? What do you get out of it. Not having a go, just genuinely curious.

>>35411609
i wonder the same thing. suppose its kinda the same way people get obsessed with cars and motorbikes, its just seems a bit odd because its unfamiliar.

>>35411601
thats because only chads were good rulers, ceasar had swarms of roastie gfs

>>35411257
I really will, mate it's been a very long time since I talked to someone as well and I'd really like to.

>>35411540
when the waifu posters meet up and fuck it means they dont need a gf, and are happy together.
>>35411574
I like the south west trains 158, always comfy quiet rides with that one.

wish trump would just hurry up and hit the big red button for fucks sake

>>35411680
what city are you in

you're probably english though, too far for me

>>35411656
but that is because he was a ruler. you could be an ugly ruler and still have swarms of roasties. i undersand why it is, they are desensitized to the suffering of the plebs, and they justify the pain they cause by telling themselves how the sacrifice improved the state.

if i was a leader/ruler i would use as much of my power as i could as quickly as i could

>>35411801
to do what, lad?

original

>>35411801
but if you drain your power bar too quickly you wont be able to fight the boss.

If i was a ruler i'd measure peoples penises as quickly as I could

if I was a ruler I'd make it illegal to be straight

>>35411721
I'm in Kent won't say exactly where just yet. Where are you?

>>35411824
i'd guess it'd be cool to have a massive bed the size of a football field full of naked women writhing about and i fuck all of them but after i cum inside one i shoot them in the head but their body stays there and no one cares and i have been injected with unlimited stamina and i can cum whenever i want so i'm fucking all these hot sluts and the bodies are all around but the girls don't care because they just want to service me i wouldn't do the girls in order so i'd be running about the bed fucking the girls and at the end it'd be hard to find which girls are dead or not

>>35411470
just be gay then

if i was a ruler i would try to empower people. i would teach them the importance of loving, and caring for each other, and self improvement.

Do you lads reckon lad/lads is the most used word on /r9k/ because these threads? Lad

>>35411865
inverness

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If I was a ruler, I think I'd be loving, benevolent and just. I should strive for world peace

>>35411958
maybe, i hope so anyway, lad.

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>>35411986
You say that but I'd never vote for you

>>35411958
It's definitely used a lot. I used to be really autistic about the use of lad in these threads because it was usually /brit/ crossboarders shitposting that used it but it's usage is so common now there's no point.

>>35411986
me and you both, lad. we should form an alliance tbqh. you can marry my daughter.

whatever happened to the idea of us britfeel lads starting our own nation?

>>35412023
lol i remember that. i was the one that came up with it. i dont know, i thought people were not interested because it hasnt really been brought up again.

>>35412061
if big boss can do it, we can

I wish i had some crackers and cheese so i could eat some crackers with cheese.

>>35412023
We had a lad saying he would take over St Agnes in the Isle of Scilly if we joined him

>>35412082
There's one major flaw with that logic. Big Boss had a service to give (mercenaries), where as our nation would have nothing.

i'd love a dog so i'd have a friend but i don't like the mess they leave

also i live in a flat and apparently all the rescue dog homes dislike that

>>35412144
so we become mercenaries, take our tendies into battle as a delicious example

>>35412144
Not true, we have the power of the working class

>>35412023
We need a budget first. Find out how much everyones got then we can look at what land we can get. I can drop 10k for the cause.

>>35412144
>where as our nation would have nothing.

we have each other. we can train in the mountains and become beasts. or we can put our money together and hire mercenaries

>The biggest killer you've never heard of

Since when does the BBC use buzzfeed-tier clickbait headlines?

>>35412270
a few years
original desu

>>35412189
give me a gun and i'll be a mercenary

i will kill civilians with extreme "blank"

I can't remember the word they use it's "extreme something"

i'd do it though

let me kill

>>35412270
>funded by tax money
>sells tv shows
>doesn't need to use clickbait
>does it anyway

fuck the bbc

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>>35412270
>biggest killer you've never heard of

>>35412270
https://youtu.be/rY2Z0qhhgk4

Oreuiii utea

>>35412319
who is this boner condoner?

i need answers

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>>35412291
your time will come, soldier

for now we must be patient and plan our next move

>>35412411
let me serve you master

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eni buhdy wana plai soeldr?

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>>35412492
i've done my time

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Any Post-Marxists here?

>have great hair
>constantly want to shave it out of interest

i just want to know what i look like bald

>>35412544
just use photoshop
or post your hair so one of us can do it for you

>>35412539
>basing anything off a political ideology formulated by a jew
No thanks

>>35412607
it's not the same

it's just not the same

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>>35412626
Ha

I used to be a dumb polfag

Read Adorno

>>35412726
>A book written by the son of a Jew
No thanks

>>35412718
do it then lad. it's the only way to truly find out. no attatchment just the clippers. straight down the middle so you're fully commited

don't want to go to sleep, don't want to stay up, don't really know what to do lads

>>35412847
Nah straight down the sides is better, taxi driver style

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>>35412760
It's sociology, what does him being Jewish have to do with anything?

>>35412853
i know that feel all too well

i hate sleeping

wish i didn't have to sleep

>>35412718
post your hair so we know whether it should be cut or not

>>35412900
no because my barber has it on his facebook and someone might recognize it here

>>35412939
you let your barber take a picture of you and put it on his facebook?

>>35412948
yeah it turned me on

>>35412939
>>35412948
i have a 'turkish barber' on my highstreet
what did they mean by this?

>>35412965
are you by any chance a gay

>>35412995
i was turned on by the power aspect

why would i be gay anyway if i jerked off to a girl that liked a picture of my hair? hmmm? answer me that you dumb faggot

>>35413014
what if a guy liked a picture of your hair

>>35413045
like a trap or just a guy?

show me a pic of the guy

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>>35413068
Desu tijnbffftjjnvff

>>35413132
>anonbro i know you don't have much like with the ladies
>puts hand on your knee
>have you thought maybe it's because you prefer dudes?

>>35413132
yeah i'd let him suck me off if he wanted and i'd probably fuck his ass

i'd love to actually throat fuck him

h-he uhmmmmm

>tfw might be going from a NEET of 2 years to a 6 day a week job in the next couple of weeks
gonna make my parents proud if it kills me, lads

>just got a loveheart from someone on steam

y-you can't just do that


>>35413345
what job lad? NEET of 2 years is nothing tbf, i'm pushing 8 years

>>35413370
>being that devoid of attention that someone sending you an emote of a loveheart makes you lust after them
WEW!!!

>>35413370
so you have a bf now then? a love heart is serious business.

>>35413398
>>35413420
doesn't make me lust after them it just seemed bit wierd considering i'm not gay and hes a male


anyway I am devoid of attention, I haven't had a single romantic relationship in my life or real life friendship. any human contact whatsoever actually

>>35413435
Why didn't you say something like "Fuck off poof". Instead of stutter posting like some poof

>>35413370
>what job lad? NEET of 2 years is nothing tbf, i'm pushing 8 years
goods controller on a warehouse night shift

i quit my last job because the general stress just got to me (even though that was only 5 days a week), but i'm determined to make it work this time

>>35413435
its not weird its just friendly banter, like a brojob.
also you might as well be a little bit gay hahaha.

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Turned down all overtime at work, they've been dickheads lately and are understaffed so they can enjoy the steady decline, they need me more than I need them

>>35413370
I have a friend I send lovehearts to
I think of it like a digital hug

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>>35413457
I guess i like him so I wouldn't do that and he logged off straight after so I couldn't respond.

>>35413474
sounds p comfy desu, If i was going to wageslave it would probably be a nightsift since i'm naturally nocturnal now after all this neeting, being awake during the day feels uncomfortable and makes me tired

>>35413514
wierd, I can't remember the last time i had a hug really, was too young to remember, certainly not in my teenage or adult life

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Daily doooooooooserino

>>35413564
>ebinposter acts like a poof everywhere else
>says he's not gay
I don't buy it. Fuck off you shirtlifter

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>>35413578
>enjoying lesbian porn

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>>35413578
>those big eyes

>>35413564
>>35413606
just because he post about boipucci and boys, gayposts and lusts after cock doesnt mean he is gay...

sometimes I use <3 ironically like I'm being patronising or sarcastic

>>35413636
>just because he post about boipucci and boys, gayposts and lusts after cock doesnt mean he is gay...
Kek

I'm a bit worried incase hes actually coming to murder me now, if I disappear please send help

>>35413718
I just came into this thread, whats happening lad

>>35413718
for a second therei thought you said Incase, the trap artist, is coming

>>35413738
someone sent me a cryptic loveheart on steam messaging then went offline, I'm now analyzing exactly what he meant by it

>>35413370

>>35413564
why dont you give your mummy a hug.

>>35413766
>tfw can't get enough of his dickgirl on trap images
Help me

Now the memes don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again

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>>35413867
if only that was reality, if only that was my reality.. ahhhh life sucks...

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>she will never be your daughter

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sorry about this lads, slow night on the britfeel.

thread hasn't been great today and now i'm directly contributing to shitting it up.

>>35413827
the so called 'tism

>>35413917
what do you mean by that?

going to queue for a game of dota for the first time in a while, I shall report back

Bored lads. Just finished Shin Godzilla. Shit was cash, it may be my favourite godzilla movie

Isn't it weird that in a thousand years, assuming the world hasn't ended and the data survives, people in the future will be able to see all our memes. Full videos of day to day life, all the shitty blogs, /britfeel/ archived threads, Facebook lifetimes. Will they see pepe and wojak as caveman paintings?

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>>35413920
I know that feel

pic releated

>>35413956
is there a good quality version of it yet?

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How do you deal with hallucinatory sleep paralysis, lads? Surely it's proof there being "another side"?

>>35413990
The one i found on piratebay was pretty good, same quality as most 720p dvd rips, there's probably a 1080p one out there but I was too lazy to look

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>>35414005
stop being a pussy

if it really bothers you, consider suicide

>>35413929
give your mummy a nice hug :|

>what do you mean by that?

I want to be a feminine guy being fucked by my dominant shemale girlfriend.

>>35413917
I don't even like dick in real life. I don't know what is wrong with me.

Just looked at my steam friendlist

my brother has the SAME LOVEHEART in his username "", what do I make of this

should I arm myself? whats the best and easily asscesible legal weapon in the UK?

>>35414185
Jesus Christ bud it's just a little heart emote, it's like a little hug. I've used it to other anons too

>>35414185
A knife

originali

>>35414005
I've only ever had it twice. Once was pretty minor, I woke up to a loud screeching noise, sort of like a fire alarm but constant. I couldn't move or anything but nothing weird happened. Asked my mum what the alarm was in the morning but she said there wasn't one. That's when I find out what sleep paralysis was. The second time was a bit more spoopy.

>dreaming about a weird sleepover at my college
>lying on the couch in the common area outside classroom
>very aware I'm dreaming
>in the dream I'm just looking out the big window. It's night time. Nothing outside but the ominous orange glow of the street light outside.
>very bad vibes but all my dreams generally have that, no idea why, when I recall them the next day they always seem off
>I get up and sit next to oneitis who is just staring out the window
>talking with her, can't recall about what. It's very strange though, I could control what i wanted to say, and when I asked a question, the girl in the dream would answer, almost as if I was talking to actual person
>oneitis leans in closer when talking
>her words suddenly become jumbled
>some sort of foreign/alien nonsense
>she puts her arms around me and I feel a tightness in my dream around my chest
>this is when I 'wakeup' in my bed, except I still feel arms around me, a tight sharp pain digging into me
>a strange creature is basically spooning me except it's just a shadow with a very large head
and skinny arms
>close my eyes and fall back asleep in a couple of seconds
>wake up again but for reals this time

Shit was spooky but I just moved on with my life tbqh I didn't really amount it to anything

>>35414228
yeah your right I'm overreacting, hes a frequent poster here too

>>35414235
I've always thought about about buying a small carry knife, i'd probably get shanked trying to use it an emergency, or arrested "oh you were getting brutally raped and mugged by a massive pozzed black guy but you stabbed him and ran away, 6 years in prison". Just wish guns were legal so i'd feel safe

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Going for some grapes, doing a listen of some top tunes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8

>>35414443
catching up on 'this week' that i missed.

i will grape you haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w

Does /trv/ allow you to post your travels as they happen?

>>35414719
I don't go there but why wouldn't they? Is there any reason to not allow that?

>>35414719
I always forget this site has no many boards

>>35414771
I seem to have a memory of someone on /v/ going on a trip via bus and eventually migrating to /trv/. That thread got deleted, though.

>>35414817
Yea desu /r9k/ is such a shithole, even britfeel is getting boring to me, but I can't seem to leave. Need to start reading books or something, reading all these autism stories warps your mind.

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Just booked a flight to Paris so I can go on a trip around Europe with another anon. Now I just need to get my passport

>>35415320
thats a bit scary, also passports are annoying and you have to pay.

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>>35415320
make sure you keep an eye out lad....

>>35415339
It's only 50 quid though. The annoy part is getting it sorted out. It'll take a few weeks
>>35415320
>Europe with another anon.
I hope you're not going to anywhere with canals

>>35415339
I'll be fine, I know the anon quite well and we're meeting up again next week. The train down to the airport will probably be more expensive than the passport. It'll be my first time abroad since going to France in Year 7, even then that was for two days, this'll be two weeks.

>>35415372
>>35415399
Don't worry, it's not Len.

>>35415399
>50 quid
I fucking wish it was lad. It's closer 90 quid these days

>>35415426
you going to be sharing a bed? ;^)

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>>35415448
Only because it's cheaper

>>35415443
Fair enough. I haven't had a passport since I was a child so it must be more expensive now that I'm an adult