HOW TO GET GF (guide)

>>35381957
OP here.

Had some problems with the spam filter. So I won't post the links to the research articles...

Here are some other smaller ways.

>Look older

>Grow a light beard

>Wear red

>Have a dog

>Have scented deodorant

>Eat garlic

>Do volunteer work

>Get scars and show them off

Now.

If you're white.

>GET WHITE GF AND MAKE WHITE BABIES!

>>35381957
>>Start lifting, i.e. >>>/fit/ (will make you more confident)
Stopped reading there. I don't have time to waste on that shit when I have a career to build up.

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What will eating garlic do?

>>35382150
Dude.

>You don't have to do all of it, but doing enough of it will make sure you get gf.
>>35381957

Building a career is good --- means more money. Look, you have to prioritize. Lifting is just one thing you can do.

>tfw total genetic trash

If you're not total genetic trash, you don't belong on this board. Plain and simple.

>>35382150

>I'm motivated to build a career but literally don't have 2 hours to spare every other day to progress physically.

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>am nonwhite
>apparently incapable of getting a gf, since I'm not white
>also since I'm statistically/psychologically/physiologically incapable of becoming wealthy or successful
Ok, so I'll never get a gf. That's one less thing.

Thank god I have the DoD and Uncle Sam to subsidize my existence instead of having to commit suicide

>>35382155
Makes you more attractive.

>Our results indicate that garlic consumption may have positive effects on perceived body odour hedonicity, perhaps due to its health effects (e.g., antioxidant properties, antimicrobial activity).

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0195666315300787

>>35382185
>If you're not total genetic trash, you don't belong on this board. Plain and simple.
Very few people are total genetic trash.

>total

Look, even guys like Boogie have a gf/wife. Having money is enough tbqh.

>>35382296
I don't have money and I'm incapable of acquiring it. My intelligence is even worse than my looks.

>>35382321
This right here.

>>35382296
Some of us are nonwhites, meaning that we're objectively precluded from obtaining any kind of "attractive" levels of money. Some of us can join the military and get just enough to get by, but even that's rare considering you don't make a lot as a basic enlisted faggot during the 4-6 years you're in.

>>35381957
get a gf?? the fuck is wrong with you OP? fix my tiny dick and then your guide will mean something to me

>>35382321
Some things you can do that will make a large impact.

>>Learn how to fuck (will also make you more confident)
>https://www.omgyes.com/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot?oldformat=true

Give her a g-spot orgasm and you will probably bond.

Many girls have not had a g-spot orgasm from a guy before (because most guys don't know how to fuck) and so she will see it as something special.

And you can always get big. >>35381957
You don't need money or IQ to get big.

Also get a good diet. (Important for lifting btw.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rNY7xKyGCQ

Diet: Not saying you have to go fully plant based, but eat more green and make sure you get everything you need.

https://cronometer.com/

You can also be kind. >>35381957

Again. Lifting (etc.) will make you more confident, which will also make you more attractive.

Look at >>35382129
for some more tips that you can do.

The little things add up...

Also, go for someone in your league.

Focus on bettering yourself anon.

>>35382454
Dude.

I'm average (6.3 inches) and I can make any girl cum. (And 4 inches is probably enough tbqh.)

Not boasting, I just bothered to learn how to fuck.

You can also learn how to fuck.

>>Learn how to fuck (will also make you more confident)
>https://www.omgyes.com/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot?oldformat=true

>>35382462
None of that can "make a large impact" on being nonwhite.

I win.

>>35382538
im abstaining.

is there any way to learn how to do it without actually having sex

>omgyes.com

stop shilling your paid site

>>35382554
Dude.

I just said that if you are White you should get a White gf/wife and make babies to counteract the declining birth rates.

You can also get a gf if you're a non-White --- just get a non-White gf.

It's not harder to get a gf if you're a non-White.

>>35382600
Not a shill. I found it useful. If you don't want to use it don't.

>>35382591
Read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot?oldformat=true

And look at the references. Buy a vagina sex toy and practice.

Lot's of other resources on the internet. Look for peer review research.

I also found https://www.omgyes.com/ useful.

>>35382591
>>35382742
Watching (softcore/"for women") porn can also be good.

http://www.pornhub.com/video?c=73

Just make sure to pay attention to what they are doing and how they are doing it - ppl usually only pay attention to the dick.

Then you can do the same with your vagina sex toy...

>>35382944
wtf man

there is literally nothing softcore about any video on here

omgyes looks good but all the women are distractingly attractive

>>35382211
>Blaming all his problems on his race
Suit yourself.

>>35382150
fuck off dude you're just lazy. the right routine is 40 min 3 days a week

>>35382454
stop blaming it on your dick girls don't care. you're just too lazy and are looking for something to blame

>>35383351
>there is literally nothing softcore about any video on here
Point was to suggest more "female centered" porn and yeah there's a lot of shit. Gotta sift through it anon.

Like this for example http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=23020661

Lots of other info in the internet btw. Different positions. Read about the positions and then look them up and try them out with your vagina sex toy if you don't have a gf already. Heck you don't even buy a sex doll.

Looking at the pacing/"steps" in the more female centered porn is also good.

Like typically

>giving oral sex (to the girl), i.e. working on the clit in various ways --- making her wet enough for vag sex
>vaginal sex + clit stimulation, in various positions --- depending on what you want to achieve

Actually study the video instead of just focusing on the dick --- learned a lot doing that. You learn things by just watching porn, but you learn a lot more when you also really focus on the porn.

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>>35382225
I just went and ate an entire garlic thing but it did nothing and I still have no gf

did you lie to me?

okay so explain this

sex:
>have had sex before, not incompetent
>not particuarly anxious about sexual performance
status:
>ivy league graduate student
>not "rich" but also 23 years old and have a consistent stipend which prevents me from being homeless

fitness:
>not fat
>not underweight
>not particularly self-conscious about my body either way

"kindness"
>not a dick

"looking older"
>have a full beard

owning a dog
>live in a studio apartment
>dogs aren't allowed
>even if i had one it would basically be trapped in a small third story room most of its life

wearing deodorant
>i wear deodorant with a light scent

be white
>i am white

okay, so i'm doing most if not all of the shit you are advising
here's the problem
>get a GF
how the FUCK do i do this

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>>35383734
One step closer to gf anon, but you also have to interact with women.

>>35383724
Just to clarify.

I meant that

>>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=23020661

was a good clip.

Also there's debate about the g-spot (read the wiki). Hard to say exactly what the g-spot is, but we know this.

>clit is important and it's also very large and there's a lot of other nerves in the vag
>girls can get clit orgasms
>girls can get vag orgasms

So the things you should do don't change that much either way tbqh. Also every girls is a bit different, i.e. get feedback.

Also, check out erogenous zones.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erogenous_zone#Female

Sex is about a lot more than just putting the dick in the pussy. It's about other kinds of touch and creating the right atmosphere.

Sex is at least half about what's in the head (so to speak).

>>35383985
You also have to actively try to get a gf anon. Go out and meet girls and start flirting. Sounds like you should be an attractive partner.

A bit about flirting.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/199304/the-biology-attraction

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>>35384100
wait I have to eat garlic AND interact with women? Won't my garlic breath scare them away?

shit tier advice

>>35384171
>Go out and meet girls

Where does one go to do this?

>>35384171
>>35384333
yeah I am the original anon
where the fuck do i meet girls

I cannot think of a single situation in which it wouldn't be creepy and strange for me to just go up to some girl and start talking to her.

>just get rich
wow it's really that easy!??

>>35384368
>>35384333
Dude.

Not hard. Just go up and talk to girls --- it might be hard for you at first but just keep pushing yourself to do it.

>coffee shops
>work
>school

Or do speed dating/tinder. Lots of places.

If she finds you attractive it will go fine and if you signal that you have money/high status/confident she will be more likely to find you more attractive (look at the links in the OG post).

Key is to keep doing it. Might go shit at first and you will probably fuck up a few times (and it's ok btw - something you fuck up), but eventually you will get better at it.

>>35384333
You ever been outside? Most people are friendly and don't mind talking

>>35384549
>Just go up and talk to girls
>>35384563
>Most people are friendly and don't mind talking

wow, you guys really changed my life

>>35384438
You can do other things too anon (see the OG post), but yeah having money is important.

Just study hard, get a good education (STEM and econ is good) and get a well paying job. Save a big portion of your salary and invest in stock market index funds (low cost). Buy and hold for a long time... You will probably end up pretty rich if you live long enough.

Or you can take more risks and do start-ups etc. ...

Lots of ways.

>>35384633
i have to do all of this just for 1 (one) gf!?

does getting /fit/ help at all?

Can girls tell easily?

>>35384599
I don't know what to tell you man. Sometimes you just have to go out and do stuff. Less talking and thinking and more doing.

Just go up and talk to girls. Always worked for me - not that hard to do tbqh. But I get where you're coming from since I'm a bit introverted, but that just means that you have to push yourself a bit harder.

>>35384549
>go up and talk to girls
Literally no girl in existence wants a stranger to approach her and begin talking to her in a coffee shop.
I might be socially retarded but even I know this is just not a thing that works out.

I agree that school is probably the place that makes the most sense but I should mention that graduate school is NOT a place people go to make friends like undergrad.
the fundamental problem remains though: even in school, just walking up to some random girl and talking to her (about what? I don't even know) would always be strange, no matter what.

I have legitimately heard girls complain about all of these things many times. I know this is basically priming for the inevitable "it's only creepy if you're unattractive" thing, but I have to admit that even I'd be a little creeped out if some random girl just came out of the blue and started talking to me. I'd assume she was trying to get something out of me, like a donation for a charity group or something.

This all sounds like PUA stuff mashed up with vaguely-related journal articles.
I do not want to ever be this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8CFi8GObc8

>>35384693
Yeah man.

Getting big is great. Just read up on it first --- look at peer reviewed research --- there's a lot of charlatans pushing all sorts of shit.

You also have to fix your diet. Make sure that you get everything you need.

https://cronometer.com/

is great and it's also free!

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>>35384696
>Just go up and talk to girls. Always worked for me
this is the epitome of normie advice

>>35384723
Dude you have to have some social skills. Talk to girls when it's appropriate based on the social situation. Sometimes it makes sense.

Yeah cringe clip.

Still, sometimes you're going to fuck up or she's simply not going to find you attractive and thus think of you as "creepy". If you want to win you have to take some risks --- don't worry too much about taking some risks. If she rejects you or you fuck up --- just move on. No biggie.

I have fucked up a few times too --- everyone fucks up sometimes.

Not a PUA btw. Not into pumping and dumping.

>>35384753
Dude.

Not a normie. Although to be fair I don't go to /r9k/ very often - mostly on /pol/.

Sometimes you just have to get out of your comfort zone.

I think the problem is that you have anchored your identity to "being a robot" (maybe I'm wrong). Don't. Force yourself to go out and talk to girls (in socially appropriate situations).

>>35384842
>Talk to girls when it's appropriate based on the social situation. Sometimes it makes sense.
Here's what I'm saying, though: I am never in social situations where this makes sense. Seriously, ever since I graduated from undergrad there has not been a single instance in which it would have been normal for me to go up and talk to someone I don't know.

What are situations where this kind of stranger-to-stranger interaction makes sense?
How do I end up in those situations?

>>35385021
Start flirting with some qt fellow grad student or coworker? Lots of situations like that. Again, being attractive helps --- lifting.

But if you have had problems with this then maybe you should just go speed dating or Tinder --- situations where the goal of the situation is to find a date.

Now that's an 100% appropriate situation to flirt!

>>35382129
>Eat garlic
How does eating garlic help?

>>35382129
>Eat garlic

Yeah, OP, so it is you, the chief lobbyist of the Garlic industry again, trying to trick us into eating garlic.

Yeah mate - we not falling for this shit again.

>>35385439
N-no.

>>35385302
Here >>35382225
Just one little thing, but little things add up.

But yeah marginal impact.

>>35381957
>assuming you're not total genetic trash
Well fuck, guess im out then lads

One of the better books on this issues is (as stupid as the title sounds) "How to make anyone fall in love with you" by Leil Lowndes.

Most robots are too depressed though to pick up women AND do not know how to properly interact with 'em generally.

For the former read:
"How to manage depression with CBT for dummies"

For the later "No more Mr. nice guy" by Dr. Glover is a really good read.

>>35385133
>Start flirting with some qt fellow grad student or coworker? Lots of situations like that.
You're missing the point. I'm telling you that there's no real opportunity to do any of that.

It's not like grad students convene at some specific location and just hang around waiting for people to come chat with them. Most people in grad programs at my school come to campus to take whatever classes they're supposed to take and then leave. It's about as intimate an environment as a commuter school.

>Tinder --- situations where the goal of the situation is to find a date.

The goal of using Tinder is to find someone to fuck.
I'm not particularly anxious or unhappy about this though. I am more interested in a gf for emotional reasons. Tinder is not really a place for that. I have used Tinder plenty in the past and have NEVER met someone who was legitimately looking for a significant other--the most you'd ever find is someone who likes the idea of having you buy them food at a restaurant before you bang.

>>35385500
>N-no.

Don't act like you don't know whats up Garlicio Stinkface. We tolerated your and your kind's games for too long. If we ever come across you in RL we will raid your garlic fields, grind the garlic down into garlic smoothy and kill you by force feeding it into your anus.

>>35385669
Don't you have social events at your grad school? Different clubs etc.? If you go to B-school it might be fewer of those, but even B-school have things like a "value investors club" or things like that.

Or just go to some speed dating event.

>>35385856
>social events
>grad school
nope
You pretty much go to classes, meet and work with specific professors, attend talks/conferences (where you pretty much have to sit down and listen to someone talk for like 40 minutes), and that's pretty much it.

The idea of a "school community" or whatever pretty much ends at undergrad.

Clubs definitely exist but as far as I can tell they're pretty much exclusively an undergrad thing.

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>>35385804
>Garlicio Stinkface

>>35385915
This isn't related to anything but I just noticed I said "pretty much" 5 times in this post and I have no idea why.