> 2017 > not dating a boi explain yourself

pussy interests me

>>35353505
Damn that's hot. More bois NOW

>>35353505
Im not a brainwashed faggot. Now get out if here. reee etcetc

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>>35353521
ywn date a twink

where am i supposed to find bois, traps, bpd girls and all these kinds of people that are heavily discussed here on /r9k/ ?

How do I into twink mode. Birth control pills (estrogen)? Will I develop bitch tits though?

>>35353568
You just need to be skinny as shit and have a good face/skin

>>35353505
If anyone on this shit board thinks women are cheating sluts, holy fucking shit, you ain't seen nothing until you have to deal with the horseshit men will put you through. Men are literally only good for forced labor or prostitution.

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>>35353568
enjoy you faggt

>>35353590
>and have a good face/skin
If what passes for a "cute twink" on 4chan is any indication, this isn't even a requirement.

>tfw no melbourne robot qtboys to cuddle

I have nobody nearby because I'm stuck in the fucking middle east Jesus christ.

>>35353676
there's one thing the dustniggers have right
remove fag
sage

>>35353720
>straightfag so assblasted he resorts to racism
Stay mad

>>35353720
They have done nothing I'm stuck in the county of the jew and everyone's a degenerate. I'm here just because my dad decided that making a family here is good for Christianity.

>>35353627
I've never seen a twink shilled here that didn't have smooth skin.

>>35353749
This is exactly why jewish religion is a mental illness. Your father should be dead.

>>35353775
He's a Christian... I seriously don't know what was on his mind.
>>35353770
Those who don't won't get shilled

>>35353666
hey satan
i'll give you my soul for a queensland qtboy to snuggle

>tfw femboy legs
>after legs skin is either a little bad or had scars
Hsgcushzhjeje
Thank you mental illness for making me hurt myself

faghole is here; go away
>>>/lgbt/

No cuties in town

>>35353505
That twink is a 10 score

If I could date at all I wouldn't be here.

>>35353813
I'd say it was heaps of brainwash.

>>35353813
Christianity is a jewish religion.

>tfw boi
>tfw no one to date me

>>35354275
>>tfw boi
>>tfw no one to date me
Are you a cute boi? If so post pics plox

>>35354285
Do you have kik or discord?

>>35353735
He's not a paki faggot, so he wins by default

>>35354317
Can't you post here? I am really shy and I don't do stuff like posting or adding on steam/kik/discord usually....

>nobody cute lives in Western New York who wants a faggy construction bf
>Tfw have a big house and everything with no mortgage but only live with my cousin
A-at least there's not niggers here.

>>35353505
And what happens in 4 or 5 years and they lose their "boi" looks, and they look like an actual man?

You break down because your whole life has been a lie, and you wasn't an actual faggot after all. Unless you're into proper men, then more power to you!

Prison fags need to kill themselves.

>>35354334
I'd rather not post here, I prefer discord because I can delete pictures...

>>35354349
But I need to post mine....

>>35354377
I'll post my discord then...
Salve#0240

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>>35354385
>tfw they don't add me

>>35353505

Bois didn't exist in 1999 back when I was young and attractive. Plus back then I was still pretending to be straight

>>35354585
Hahaha cucked.
That's what you get for being a faggot

>>35354345

w-where in wny?

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>tfw a cute boi from 4chan actually chats with you

>>35354821
Are you that discord guy? Didn't you get cucked?

>>35353505
Twinks are fucking disgusting, Gross.

>>35354848
Nope, not him

>>35354868
They're 10/10

>>35353505
Because even if I am qt my awkwardness/clingyness/cringe pushes everyone I meet away.

>>35353505
Because I'm way too far into the closet.

>>35354762
Fuck off

You wanna fucking die?

I think the term now is girl(male) >>35353505

>>35353562
Chat rooms/ forums

>>35353505

Because I'm married a big ol gay bear.

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I don't know if i classify as a twink
(too spooked to post pics)

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>tfw not super ugly but not really cute in any way so not a single gay guy will ever give a fuck about me let alone be willing to date me
why couldnt i have been born with a cute face and nice hair and shit its not fair

>>35355237
Do it, faggggggggot

ori

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>>35355278
Pressing the submit button was hard..

>>35355327
You look cute. Kik, discord?

>>35355327

Now that's a face I'd like to drag my balls across.

>>35355250
Yeah i have the same body as in OP pic but a bad face, i am not gay anyway so the twink body is just wasted on me.

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>>35355364
I dunno, maybe a bit later, haven't really got kik and my discord is sorta public so I would need a new one

>>35355367
Uh, thanks, I guess?

>>35355327

Pretty eyes. 9/10, would cuddle the shit out of you.

>>35355399
>I dunno, maybe a bit later, haven't really got kik and my discord is sorta public so I would need a new one
You do it now, instead

>>35355327
you look like that ugly politically correct youtuber but i can't remember what his name is for the life of me

>>35355437
Onision? He looks more like maxmoefoe tbqh

>>35355437
onision? he does

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All of my friends say i look like Maxmoefoe as well wtf. Dunno about Onision though

>>35355425
I like cuddles lots, so that works with me.

>>35353505
I'm too embarrassed to ask one to jerk me off with their feet.

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>>35353505
>tfw you are the boi being dated

Why are guys such bullies anons? My bf really likes using his 7 inch cock to make fun of mine. He also makes me do all the work during sex...

>>35355682

>Why are guys such bullies

They're not, anon. You're just dating a jerk. That link pic is sexy, btw.

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>tfw never dated your best highschool friend
why live

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>>35355427
If you still wanna talk on discord: bloops #7708

I am

rfeorfoed

>>35356050

Good question. I'm 15 years out of high school and I still fantasize about him

>>35353568
You need the build for it, some guys are just never going to have that, like if you've got wider shoulders or a thicker ribcage for example.

>>35355327
Literally 10/10 be my bf NOW

>>35355327
You classify as "I would ram my dick in that booty until all my life energy would be drained out into that cute boipucci"

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>>35355682
>not having a 7" cock as well and rubbing them together

>>35353505
>hairy
>borderline obese
>twinks are better than women but still just as shallow for the most part

there i've explained myself

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>>35356009
I mean I do like him a lot and he does other things for me too, so I don't mind being a power bottom for him.

He's a big bully about it though and my legs will be sore the next day.

Also he doesn't really respect me at all, I'll be playing video games and he will just pick me up and throw me on the bed. Then he strips me and teases me and he makes me want it....

I've told him to stop before and he just bites on my nipples, asking me if im sure, and I can't tell him no when he makes me that horny.

>>35356446

I don't know anon. If you're really into it, I guess it's ok. Some people like being demeaned and are happy being a fuckdoll. Personally, I'd want it a relationship to be more than just rough sex.

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>>35356567
It definitely is though, we play video games together and watch anime together and some western series.

We also go out and take walks together.

We do all sorts of stuff together but sometimes it feels like if im not focused on him in some way then it's not important.

Sometimes he's also a little, it's hard to describe, I guess the word might he overbearing? Like if I stop what I am doing to cook he follows me to the kitchen and wants to be around me. And when cooking he also doesn't like me to do anything that involves extensive knife usage

He says that he doesnt want me to hurt myself, and I dont really know how to react.

Also once we went to a mechanic shop his friend worked at, and it had a whole lot of stuff going on and prole were working on cars and I think there was welding going on in there, and I was gonna go in with him when his friend invited us in. My bf took me off to the side and told me that he knew somebody that had worked there and had their arm crushed or something??? And really didn't want me to go inside cause I could get crushed or burnt.

I ended up sitting in the car for hours that day. When he came back out he was upset his friend kept him so long too though.

I mean compared to him I'm tiny, he's 6'3 and im 5'4. He's probably about 210 lbs and very strong. I'm 95 lbs and I do cardio and stretches but I am definitely not the same kind of fit.

Is he overreacting or should I really be more careful? I love him a lot and I also have a chronic disease that causes fatigue. Before I met him I would just wait and rest sometimes when I felt bad but he still panics it seems, not even allowing me to walk, he will just carry me to the car or back home and insist I lay down while giving me fruits and water while begging me to eat and drink, because he's really worried.

I know this is likely because he lost his mom when he was young, but I dont know what to do. Ive asked him to tone it down a little but he just doesn't seem able to.

>>35357221
And people* were working on cars

Sorry im phone posting right now.

>>35355250
> downloaded grindr to find traps
> /spoiler only aspiring school shooters and dirty looking old mens
> I'm a 5/10 virgin kissless robot
> receive literally 17 messages in less than 1 hour
> delete app
gays fuck anything that move, u dont need to be handsome

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>>35357221
>another normie coming to brag about his relationship with Chad

>>35357221

I don't know, anon. reading all of that, it sounds like he cares for you but in an overcontrolling, misguided way. Like he's constantly afraid of losing you. Maybe he has abandonment issues - not sure what his homelife was life when he was younger.....

Anyways, like I mentioned earlier, if you like him and can deal with a relationship on not-so-equal terms, then just keep doing what you're doing. To me, it seems like he treats you more like a well-loved pet than his partner.

There's this what-I-assume-to-be 19y/o in my Calc3 class that always seems to be making up an excuse to sit near me or talk to me.
He was wearing a "Class of 2016" shirt the other day.

How should I make this happen

>>35357614
Just fuck him, I wish I was you

>>35357221
what does your boyfriend look like?

>>35357614

Do some recon and find out if he likes the d. If you already know that he does then you should have already had a ton of butt sex with him and frankly I'm disappointed in your lack of initiative.

>>35357654
yeah but how
originaloj

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>>35353518
I'm not a bit surprised that this as original.

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>>35354981
i know that feel anon, maximum clingyness

>>35357546
I am like as far from normie as you can get aside from having a bf. My autism is pretty terrible anon. I get super obsessive over cleaning sometimes and I have literally started cleaning in the middle of the night and got out the mop, just because I saw some dirt on the floor.

Also he has a few friends(also I have literally zero friends) that just spout bullshit so often with no regard for actual facts and after interrupting them and apparantly hurting their feelings by correcting them. He later asked me to just let them lie and bullshit because apparantly there are just some people that like to seem knowledgeable and smart when in fact they arent.

I usually get through them talking by holding his hand and just squeezing really hard when my autism activates.

>>35353505
I'm too weird and unnattractive to date anyone

>>35358006

>tfw when no cute, dorky, shy, semi-autistic bf with superfluous ocd's

>>35357682
Black short hair, he has really beautiful green eyes. I also mentioned already he's 6'3 and around 210 lbs or so. His nose kinda has a large bridge and he shaves his facial hair but hes shown me he can go full lumberjack. He's got kinda small ears I think. He has a scar on his left leg that's not really noticeable from when he was a teenager and he was fucking around on someones property when their German Shepherd attacked him.

His friend grabbed a garden hoe and one whack from that caused it to let go and run, then they got out of there. He said later the dog died and the owner was really upset.

He still feels bad about it. Although I don't know what else you could have done at that point.

>>35353505
>boi
it's spelled boy, nigger.

I'd love to be some daddy's boi but im super shy kinda autistic too skinny and suffer from premature ejaculation

>>35358638

>super shy
>kinda autistic
>too skinny
>premature ejaculation

Boy have I got good news for you. Us daddy types are really into everything you just mentioned Even the PE - it's kind of cute

I'm so alone that I don't care if I fuck some cute guy, I just want to feel human affection.

>>35358746
you say that but my one experience, the guy was really annoyed that i ended up cumming in my underwear.

>>35358770

Are you trying to turn me on?

>>35358802
no, really, i cant help it. its like it just goes off

I'm not gay.

If I want the company and laughter, I'll call up my 8s and meet up.

If I want a slut to sleep with, I'll call up some whores from my high school, from my contants

>>35358638
Post your kik. I'm into chastity and I don't think the bottom should cum anyway

>>35353676
>I have nobody nearby because I'm stuck in the fucking middle east Jesus christ.
where in the middle east are you anon?

>tfw no qt emirati bf

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>>35355399
>Uh, thanks, I guess?
made me laugh desu

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>>35353505
>current year
>dating

Why are you not just fucking them no strings?

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>>35359354
>current year
>fucking them no strings

Why are you not just brutally raping them?
Cute boys want others to feel pleasure from their body. They aren't going to do anything about it. They WANT it.

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>>35359301
glad i could make you laugh anon

>>35353505
Bois are never interested in women, so I never get to date them.

>not Asian

No point cute bois don't exist in real life except qt asians

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>>35359404
>unironically being a woman
EWWW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THIS IS A BOI THREAD OUT OUT OUT

>>35359440
But I like bois. They just don't like me.

>>35359485
What about bi bois?

>>35359516
>What about bi bois?
you aren't a boi

>>35359516
As long as I don't have to share that'd be ok. That's probably too possessive though.

>>35354795
Sorry I was at work... I live in Bloomfield outside of Rochester. You're probably gone though.

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> tfw insecure
> tfw no bf to explore everything without being pressured into thing i dont want to do (yet)
> tfw no bf to date me in a classic way

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>>35359565
It's not too possessive for me, I prefer one on one.

>>35353505
Ani are gross and I think most bois expect you to fuck theirs.

BUT I would gladly let a boi suck my dick.

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>>35359948
>Ani are gross

incorrect opinion
ani are very cute actually

>>35359980
I don't even give a shit what they look like honestly, poop comes out of them and I don't want my penis going anywhere near that whether its a boi or a girl.

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>>35357502
im so tired of this fucking bullshit "lol u dont need to be good looking to fuck someone"
I DON'T JUST WANT TO BE JUST FUCKED BY SOME RANDOM DUDE I WANT TO BUILD A RELATIONSHIP, CUDDLE AND KISS A LOT AND DO THINGS TOGETHER REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35360048
>I don't even give a shit what they look like honestly, poop comes out of them and I don't want my penis going anywhere near that whether its a boi or a girl.
poop comes out of girls too

>>35360112
do you even read
>I don't want my penis going anywhere near that whether its a boi or a girl.
>whether its a boi or a girl.
>whether its a boi
>or a girl.

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>Sucked my first dick
>Guy tells me after he wants to start transitioning

Is it habbening time?

>>35359619

I know where it is......off 5&20 near Canandaigua.
You're not too far awaywest end of Rochester here. I'm probably too old for you though

>>35360669
Eyy Cornell twink checking in

>>35353505
>2017
>not getting the zap by the god mike pence
When are you getting the electric chair anon?

>>35359741
Well you have my attention now.

>>35360971

I love your campus. So gorges

>>35359631
I will marry you if you want

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>>35361023
What sorta stuff do you like?

>>35355327
would you be interested in a gf?
id like to cuddle with you and run my fingers through your hair

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>>35361170
Thanks :3
stop by for a visit!, especially if you're cute o3o

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>>35361181
pls conquer me first

>>35361268
Not here on 4chan though

>>35361209
Dicks, penises, cocks, schlongs.

Seriously though I like art, sailing, wine tasting. I guess I'm a "foodie" too.

>>35361239
A couple of my friends went to Cornell, I visited them there a few times. Ithaca's super nice, very LGBT friendly too incidentally.

>tfw no more drunken midnight walks to the hot truck spot for cheesy meats.

>>35359631
>date me in a classic way
something about this reminds me of steven universe

>>35361290
sure.
What are we going to do now?

>>35361298
Literally live 1min walk from hot truck, still haven't been. Maybe I should go

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>>35361235
I've never been with a girl before only guys, but I am interested for sure, I love cuddling and it all sounds appealing to me.

>>35361239

Nice, just like I remember it. Looks like fall too - best time of year there.
I used to play state finals for high school golf on the R. Trent Jones course and stay on campus.

>>35361347
To be honest convenience is its whole charm. When every other food place is closed and you're too drunk to drive anyway it's nice to be able to just walk over and get some hot munchies.

I'm not sure I'd drive an hour there from my place just for that though lole.

>tfw hairy masculine guy
>tfw no masculine bf

>>35361318
You can give me your kik and then I'll message you Franz

>>35361505
ok :3
pls gibe

>>35361462
>tfw no bf for beard-on-beard action
>tfw no bf for oiled-up muscle posing

we'll be so manly together my man
there's no way that it could be gay

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>>35361362
I like gravity falls too
m-maybe we could be friends
would you let me cook for you ?

>>35361532
No you gibe

>>35361540
>muscle
Working on it m8, still need to lose two stone

small penis

bloxbloxblox

>>35361557
fine...
slidephonefunk

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>>35361547
Yeah sure we can be friends and I would love to have food cooked for me, I'd really appreciate it.

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>>35361566
You don't need big muscles for muscle posing. Anyone can do it! It's just for fun!

>>35361615
memessaged

>>35361633
I've got some muscle, it's just hidden under some (luckily decreasing) fat. All those squats have made my legs big.

>>35361633
c-can i even though im a literal skeleton

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>>35361668
>tfw no skeletal bf

>>35361712
pls rattle bones with me, senpai.

>>35361628
what kind of stuff do you like ?
I'd be willing to drop my kik if you really wanted to contact me...
i-if you wanted to know I'm 5'9 110 lbs

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>>35361712
hello yes im a skeleton lanklet

>>35361727
DO NOT rattle me bones!

>>35361786
Why not rattle together?

>>35361845
My skeletal is concealed under layers of muscle and fat.

>>35356050
My friend told me he loved me in my senior year. It was weird and I was really focused on getting rejected by as many as girls as possible during that time. I haven't talked to him since high school.

>>35361867
How much muscles?

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>>35361735
Sorry for the late reply, I am a university student studying computer science, I enjoy playing games, socializing with friends, going out to watch movies, etc. If you want to talk more I'll get my kik working again and I can talk in more detail

>>35356050
>>35361926
I had a school friend (from UK) who I liked, he ended up moving abroad to the US and I later found out he was bi all along.
Fuck

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>>35361961
Several of them on each of my bones.

They're generally all over.

I can lift most people with the musculoskeletal.

>>35361926
>>35361992

I fell asleep with my best friend drunk after a party and woke up to him spooning me. It's as close as I've gotten to being with a guy sexually. I remember waking up before him and trying so hard not to move so I wouldn't wake him....it felt so nice.

>>35356182
ME TOO.......... I HATE MYSELF.

ORIGINALO

>tfw there's a qt boy at uni who wants to cuddle you and hold your hand
How do I get the courage to go for it anons? The idea of being so intimate with someone is terrifying.

>>35360064
So do I. All I want is 1 friend. A boyfriend I can drink with (I have anxiety so I need to drink) cuddle with while playing vidya, watching tv, etc. Since I don't want to die waiting forever with no experience etc I would probably pair with you. I have acne scars on my chest and back from puberty though. If you're too good for some soft raised pink flesh on my torso then I guess I could always keep a shirt on, but that means no showering together.

>>35362186
Sounds nice but you probably live on the other side of the world.
All I want also is just someone to be intimate with and just be happy together with. Also I don't think anyone would care much about acne scars anon!

tfw no bf to play vidya with while sitting in his lap and he has his arms around me

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>>35362186
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? It's funny that you mentioned vidya and TV since those are both things you can do together even from far.

>implying we aren't gonna move in together eventually anyway

>>35362314

>tfw no bf to play vidya with while sitting in his lap and he has his arms around me

Holy shit this feel. If this happened to me I'd probably explode with happiness

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>>35362367
It's what I imagine to be the greatest feeling in the world. That and just cuddling in bed with someone I guess, but I should probably stop thinking about it.

>tfw a hug from a guy is the most physical contact ive ever had from a guy and nothing more
I'm so fucking pathetic

>>35362422
>Daichi and Oikawa
That's a real fucking obscure haikyuu pairing

Where can I find more pics like the one in this thread?

>>35361980
I'd like that...
I'm a university student studying chemical engineering and I play a lot of videogames.
I'm a little shy when it comes to people so I don't really go out.
What's your favorite movie ?

>>35362592
>>35362667
s-sorry I was doing work

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>>35362667
I also play a lot of video games and find it a little hard hanging out with people, I have a few friends I met whilst at university and I don't mind talking with them on discord but I never really go out either. My favorite movie is probably Pulp Fiction or Rocky, I also really enjoyed Zootopia considering we went to see it instead of Batman V Superman.

>>35362770
It's okay, sorry if I interrupted something important, britbong hours so I have to sleep at some point for class tomorrow.

>>35362667
>>35362840
Can you two please just meet up and hold hands already

>>35353505
I have a date with a trans girl on Thursday if she actually shows up. Does that count as dating a boy?

>>35362979
no

otgn

>>35362840
play videogames with me please ! I'd really like that. You should get some sleep if you need it, you could add my discord if you want
Mango#8765
at least I think that's how you post your discord..
by the way you didn't interrupt anything.. I wanted to talk to you and get to know more about you...

I'm straight, but when I see Bois, I'm jealous that I'm not one of them.

I wish time could be rolled back and when I was 18, a man came and claimed me for his own. He kept me shaved, kept me locked in chastity and taught me that my ass was my sexual organ.

And he would erode my dignity by pining me out to his friends, having me suck and be cucked by anyone. Until I was his devoted slave who would feel no self worth. My only worth was from playing daddy.

If only we could turn back time.

>tfw i want to be a maid

I want to have a sugar daddy and please him every night and be his fucktoy. I want him to grab me at any moment he feels like it.
I have over time filled my mind with all sorts of fantasies where for any reason I meet a man who then proceeds to make me his fuckboy

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Too busy thinking I need to better myself before I deserve a relationship, I guess

>>35363724
that face is the worst thing that has happened to me all day

>>35363793
Thanks. My brother died this morning. I really needed that.

>>35363793
Hit me harder. Do it. Your life ain't so bad.

>explain yourself
I'm bearmode and faggots are even pickier than women.

Probably gonna lean out soon and slam every ounce of boipuss I can find though.

>>35363988
depends. The qts are just as picky or even more but the average guys fuck with fucking everything that moves

>>35363504
>>35363339
post kiks boios

i find the idea of sex with guys hot, but the idea of a real relationship that lasts does not sound great.

>>35365171

>Not wanting the emotional and physical strength and support that only a guy could offer in a relationship

What are you, gay or something?

>>35365215
I guess I'm bi?
The idea of fucking a trap/twink is hot as is the idea of fucking a girl.
However i don't think i could marry a guy but could a girl.... not that that is ever gunna happen :D

>feminine skeletal structure
>didn't get enough test during key developmental phases
>should probably just transition now rather than live as a subpar man
Eugh. Maybe I should just kill myself.

>tfw when not even gay but rejected by guys anyway just as rejected by girls

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tell it to me straight robots, how do i look
>tfw all i want is to be a cute boi with a nice tall boyfriendu

is that too much to ask for?

>>35365429
To me you look fine bro, Maybe not adorable twink cute but more on the handsome side of things.

>>35365429

I'd fuck you, desu. Or you could fuck me. Either way, we'd have a good time

>>35365429
>with a nice tall boyfriend
can't even win if I go gay REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35365523
i guess that's okay...
i'm not super manly tho

>>35365623
th-thanks anon, sounds fun

>>35365647
well i'm only 5'6" so tall for is like anything over 5'10" lol
i'm not super picky anyway

>>35365523
>>35365764
being manly doesn't really matter, not to me anyway.
gotta remember that most of these cute femboy types spend a long ass time getting their bodies exactly how they want them and style their hair plus some have makeup..... so much rather a naturally handsome person rather than some fake boy toy that will become just an ugly old man by the age of 36.

>dating boi's
>Not just tearing up their boipuccises, nutting inside and leaving

>>35366405

What's wrong with having some breakfast with them the next morning? They make excellent coffee.

>>35353568
you can into twink/femboy mode by taking some type of anti-androgen and a SERM to reduce or stop the side effect or breast growth from the AA.
so you can be a femboy without looking like a tranny, just a feminine boy

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>5'7, long hair and blue eyes
>hairy as fuck and shaving's a literal asspain

Too feminine to be a chad, too masculine to be a femboy. Pls kill me.

>>35367346
Is there not an easier alternative to shaving?

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tfw no tall bf to ravage boi pussy

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>>35367386
I waxed my chest once and it was painful. It looked kinda neat tho. Lasor is also too expensive for me to afford the several sessions required to keep it away for good.

Im also 23 and afraid of my boyish good looks leaving without me getting to experience having a bf that actually cares.

>>35367455
Laser will get rid of it permanently?

>>35367346

>Pls kill me.

Why? The middle ground between masc & fem is perfection. I also happen to like body hair and you sound really cute. post some pics

>>35357268
Genuinely impressive you typed all that on your phone, must have taken ages

>>35359631

cute asf more pls.

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>>35367386
I use shaving cream, just exfoliate before, put it on and then after like 8 min wash it off with a damp towel

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>>35353505
dam what a fucking cute

>>35367629
shaving powder*

>>35367455

get an electric shaver, they can get pretty close to the skin, leave no ingrowns and are much faster than shaving with a razer.

>>35367692
what's a good one that you recommend?

>>35353676
Too bad because gays love sand niggers (I am one btw)

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>>35367532
Apparently so. Though the cost and risk of skin cancer doesn't seem worth it.

>>35367629
Huh. Can you put this in your benis and butt? I dropped Nair because it's not safe for that area.

>>35367539
It's too late to start taking pics, m8, But it's kinda like this guy here.

>>35367692
That one sounds good. Thanks m8.

>>35367824

Half-asian? fucking adorable, m8

>>35363724
Is this (You)? So cute

>>35353505
Mainly because I'm married. Also in all likelihood, that boy is closer in age to my oldest son than to me...and that is just weird.

>>35367888

I bet you'd give it a try though. If you knew no one would ever find out anyways

>>35367824
yes, I put on my balls and it doesn't irritate as much as nair does, but its a chemical so dont leave it on for long and dont use it every day.
It might smell but I just put some lotion with fragrance after

>>35353505
I'm gonna need sauce for that...

>>35367916
Nah. I'm pretty happily married. I did my gay stuff in my pre/early teens.

>>35367973

Lucky guy. I went the opposite route feigning heterosexuality in my late teens.

>>35367955
also adding on this you'll want to try putting on a small around those sensitive areas to see if you get a allergic reaction or if your skin is too sensitive to use it

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who needs boys when you have anime?

>>35368298

Actually, you don't have anime. Anime is not real :DDD

>>35368298

Because real boys are warm and smell good in way that only boys can

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to all ma bois, be careful:

>be me, in hs, possibly a 7-8/10 (I'm being generous here)
>take drama bc am wicked faggot
>cute guy starts hitting on me
>wellthatwaseasy.jpg
>nice, gay too, but afraid he's a bottom cause that's what I am / want to be
>he's a top
>hell yes
>gonna have me a qt3.14 dom bf
>text, ask if I can see pics
>he "prefers to do it in real life"
>lol thought of him having a small dick
>shrug it off cause no one that dominates has a small dick
>hang out at each other's houses, making out a lot
>one time it starts to get a little intimate
>iknowwherethisisgoing.gif
>really want to suck him off, I've been practicing my deepthroat
>he wants it
>pull off his pants, getting ready to pleasure the hell out of his cock
>mfw I'm staring at a vagina
>no turning back now
>do a real shitty job, but cums eventually
>make up an excuse and say that my dad is picking me up early
>leave without fucking things up further

Drop out of drama (only class we have together) and try to blame it on the fact that I wanted to take a computer class in the first place. Eventually we just stop talking to each other.

Not even sure if trans, probably just a smart tomboy with no tits. Either way, I got played, and it wasn't fun.

>>35368404

Oh the irony. Still, your story made me sad, anon.

>>35368404
motherfucker's over here living out my life dreams and i haven't even ever held hands with a single other living person
>tfw bi anon

>>35363724
how long have you been taking HRT anon?

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How do I get a bf?
I want a bf.

>>35368404
>smart tomboy with no tits
you couldn't tell from the name?
the teacher didn't make it clear?

did she not have any other friends who indicated her gender?

>>35368544
what kind of bf do you want?

>>35368647
It will suffice to fornicate my excrement in the upwards manner.

>>35368647
He exists, is nice, and isn't long distance.

>>35368684

I can't tell if you're being witty or if this is the worst google translate ever

>>35368685
those are some very low standards

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>>35367629
No use this stuff.
Its better.

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>tfw no cute dom who loves oral to marry me and make me his waifu but atleast i have cucumbers

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>>35368774
If I'm so smart then why don't I have a bf?

>>35369663

Have you done your due diligence? What's your elevator pitch, anon - why should someone want to date you? What do you bring to the table? I'll start (1) you're reasonably intellignet

M E L B O U R N E

originally, of course.

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>>35369900
I bring absolutely no redeemable qualities.

I also hate myself for knowing what elevator pitch means.

>>35370332
dude. some people are born to this world, and they look like your pic related
life is so unfair

>>35367346
Don't shave you dumb nigger, use an electric trimmer to trim your hair to something really short in less than 2 minutes, and than do whatever you want with it. Shave it fast, remove it with a shaving cream also fast, wax it.

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>>35362186
>>35362314
>having a bad night
>read this and start crying
I have acne scars too which bothers me a lot, but seeing someone say they wouldn't mind it melts my heart. Haven't lost all hope of getting a bf yet.

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>>35371610
>I have acne scars
KILL YOURSELF UGGO HAHAHAHAHAH

>35371832
low effort post my dude

>bottom
>6'3"
please kill me

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>>35371950
>top
>5'8
>built like a child
kill ME

>>35371832
Forget that loser, I have real scars. Wanna see? and fuck, gurl

>>35371991
I would suck on your penis.

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>>35371991
>tfw no cuteboy top bf

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>>35362367
>>35362422
It really does feel amazing. Butterflies and all that. I really fucking miss him..

>>35372045
>tfw no robot qtboy bottom

>>35372135
I could be your robot qtboy bottom

>>35372215
you could, but you're almost certainly on the wrong continent for me to be able to grope your butt

>>35372329
I'm sorry anon. I hope you can find one on your own continent.

>>35372401
Wouldn't it be lovely to have a whole continent to yourself, tho? Think of how cozy you could make it.

I'm a 5'5" manlet. How I wish I was a faggot would make my life much simpler. Sadly I crave vagina and women are sluts.

>>35371991
>>35371950
Nothing wrong with either of these

>>35372506
>Wouldn't it be lovely to have a whole continent to yourself, tho? Think of how cozy you could make it.
there's other people there
they just aren't robots

nothing comfy about that

>>35369259
I would wife you

I fucking love bottoms with glasses they are the cutest

>>35373150
>send guy pics one with one without glasses
>he says I look cuter without "meme glasses"

>>35353720
>dustniggers
>not lusting after boys
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/09/u-s-soldiers-ordered-to-ignore-afghan-allies-abuse-of-boys

Many such cases, boys that are menat for sexual use in the middle east are called "beardless ones" by sandniggers, muslims are the biggest hypocrites in the world next to liberals.

>>35373209
I know people have different tastes but I don't know why they hate nerdy-looking glasses, they make people look really cute Desu Senpai

>>35369259
>atleast i have cucumbers
let's see those vegetables in your ass

>>35373094
Y-yeah, I know, fucking home of the chads desu. Don't even know anyone who doesn't want to go out and get hammered every weekend etc :S

>10 pages

El Originalo fdkgl;fk

>>35372603
It really wouldn't. Most fags want to fuck tall masculine guys

>>35368578
>tfw her name was riley...or ryley, I don't remember too well

Like I said, the only class we had was drama, bc she was a junior and I a sophomore. I'm not even sure if the teacher could tell her gender, he seemed pretty lazy and always handed over control of the class to the intern while she and I would hang out in the back of the auditorium.

I'm also glad I switched out bc I heard that everyone who took it failed lol

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I don't have shame anymore and I'm a filthy (you) whore
>Would you fuck me?

>>35375335
yes
but would your fuck me?!
>>35365429

>>35375382
I-I'm actually still a virgin... But probably
You're kind of cute. How tall are you?

>>35375433
thanks :D
i'm 5'6", i'm a shorty

i'm not a virgin in the sense that i've stuck my dick in vagina before (which i regret a lot), but i've never let someone poke my boihole before. that is reserved :3c

>>35375335

Yes. If you were in my bed right now I'd call in sick to work so I wouldn't have to leave

Are there any qt bois in the Queens/Brooklyn/Manhattan area of NYC? No Bronx because niggers and Staten Island isn't a real bourough.

We can go watch a movie or hold hands and stuff.

I'm a bi male (male) top.

>>35375544
t-thanks anon
>>35375469
I figured, I'm 5'10" myself

>>35375580
lol what gave you that idea?
origironi

>>35375611
Your proportions in the pic you posted. You were either kind of short, or had really strange proportions.

>>35375644
lol i gotcha
i'm about to fall asleep, pls cuddle me

also we're getting lots of dubs

>>35375665

>also we're getting lots of dubs

It's fate. it means you two were meant for each other.

>>35375681
Kek loves gay bois

>>35375691
technically it's not gay if it's two fembois

>>35375708
then what is it?

origironi and cheese

>>35375335
Nice ass and balls, would fuck desu

>>35375708
I count as a femboi?
I'm this faggot for clarity >>35375335
>>35375745
t-thanks

>gay thread
Who wants to worship my feet t b h

>>35375803
feet are gross. footfags gtfo. feet are almost as bad as the vaginal jew.

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>>35375335
>>35367388
>>35359631
>shaving
really guys

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>>35353505
There are literally zero virgin robot bois that would date me.

>>35375847
Post a pic and we'll find out

>>35375832
Just because this is a gay thread doesn't mean it's okay for you to be a fag.

>>35375755
Gib kik oregabno

>>35369259
Kik please?

>originality

>>35368540
>kekkless

>>35375886
i guess I'll download it...
>>35375840
literally dont shave anything but my sorry excuse for a mustache, and occasionally my armpits, Im just naturally light haired and little body hair

>>35367861
>it me.
>thank.

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>tfw no bf in the upper Illinois region

>>35360177
pee comes out of vagina tho, isn't that gross too

>>35376012
It's especially gross that way ew

>>35375335
this guy, made a kik madaogo, add me or w/e, going to bed soon tho its almost 6am here...

>>35375886
>>35376166
kik rhymes with dik

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Do bois like this kind of body?

>>35376012
>knows nothing about female anatomy
pee comes out of the urethra, not the vagina.

Even so, I wouldn't mind sucking a dick if given the opportunity.... I guess poop just disgusts me more than pee.

>>35376298

Just need to lose a little weight, desu. You could be hot in 6 months if you really tried. body hair is hot, imo

>>35376531
I'm already 30lbs down actually, so yeah

>>35376567

Good for for you - just keep going with it

>>35376567
nice job anon, good luck on losing more, your body doesn't look terrible right now but you could look really good potentially.

>>35376298
Sometimes, yes, if you're a funny bot.

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>>35353505
i'm a fucking ugly autistic permavirgin loser with a shitty personality, nobody likes that
man or woman i'm not getting a single relationship in my lifetime
you thought i was a normie or what?

>>35367388
I'm 6'2'' now gib boipucci pls

>>35354348

I'm almost 25 and still retain a lot of my boyish charm, I'm by no means a twink by definition, but I'm still quite youthful and cute-looking and could easily pass for 19-20 years of age..

So there's always exceptions to the rule..

>>35375840
Body and pube hair is disgusting.

>tfw trans

>tfw had a underage twink fwb

>tfw he moved out of state and I'm stuck with my other older fwbs

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Where do I even start?

origignginalf

>>35376298
I want to vomit, shave that shit, fuck

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>>35353505
>cute trap thinks im pretty cool
>they're kinda cute

My boyfriend locked me up and has been teasing me the past week. He is letting me out today, but is asleep right now, and I feel so excited and desperate

>tfw you'll never go back in time and have passionate sex with a 16 year old Charles Manson

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>>35378587
>gay chastity
I don't get it.

Like sure it's hot when it's some femdom thing but boy on boy it just seems uncomfortable and unnecessary. Benis is an important part of homosex.

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>>35379824
Oh well I'm basically a trap, so maybe it works better there

>>35379824
This, honestly. I don't like my benis touched, but chastity cages are a huge turn off.

Also,
>tfw found bf on here
>tfw he disappeared and hasn't responded for 4 days
Fugaroo.

>>35353505
Unironically literally technically not gay, dick lover, or homosexual.

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>>35379999
>that pic
>dem quads

Great, now I really want to put my face to someone's crotch and inhale cockscent. Thanks a lot.