Hug your sister

>>35348666
always nice to follow the instructions of a trustworthy fellow like you Mr. morningstar.

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I just realized that I've literally never hugged my siblings

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>>35348666 (checked)
This will devolve into tripfag circlejerking as it always does. I guarantee it.

>>35348666
You can't trick me, Satan. What will I get out of this infernal pact?

>>35349940
I won't steal your sibling from you for another year

>>35349940
you have to make them yours before someon else does

Can someone tell me what happened to OsakaBro? We haven't heard from him in ages

>>35350064
>a week
>ages
He got his sister pregnant, what else?

Don't let the thread die tonight guys, less than 4 hours before we hit the safe zone

>>35349186
this
fuck these threads and fuck that bitch I call a sister

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>>35350430
>less than 4 hours before we hit the safe zone

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Oreimoginal imouto bump

Last time I followed the hug your sister meme she called me a faggot but also made cookies for me,

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Little update on this morning
>parents wake up abnoxiously early and make alot of sound. Can't sleep any longer and feel hungry.
>went to make breakfast they had already left whatever.jpeg I'll ask them to make less noise later
>midst of making scrambled eggs i feel like I was being watched. Turn around and my sister literally attacks me. Hugs me for what seemed to be an eternity until i start smelling something burnt (rip eggs)
>let go of her (she thinks im mad and apologizes. Like i can be mad when she puts such a cute face) i end up telling her its fine and ask her if she wants something to eat to which she replied with a nod
>put stuff on table and sit down. Shes still standing up near the table watching me. I ask her if shes not going to eat. She smirks picks up her plate and puts her food on my plate thn sits on my lap.
>I'm frozen brain shut down she thn says"its been a while since we did this. Do you remember that Christmas on grandma's?"( she was about 7yo broke a plate and we had to share the same plate because we couldn't reach the place where the plates where)
>i reply something like "oh yeah been a while. Come to think of it you haven't grown much taller since thn" she laughs and asks me not to tease her. She thn says something like such a long time while sighing (couldn't really understand all of it)
>she ends up sitting sideways with me and we eat breakfast with her clinging more and more to me has we watch tv

The plot is getting more and more awkward and im not really sure what to do. Anyways she's probably just having fun messing me up.

>>35351932
she's actually a robot too and she's reading this thread right now.
Quick anon ! time for wincest !

>>35351973
Haha. She has no robot qualifications besides being social awkward when i have people over from college (but its probably because she feels shy being around guys 3 years older thn her xD) i doubt she even knows the existence of this place plus shes probably just messing with me because of me hugging her out of the blue yesterday.

>>35352024
I think your imouto might be a secret brocon, friendo.

>>35351932
sounds like its your time to breed with imouto

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>>35351932
Fuck the imouto anon-kun~~~~

She wants your seed

>went into her room
>Show her thread on my phone
>Tell her the challenge is to hug my sister
>She says okay
>We hug, she does not really respond in a noticable way
>She goes back to reading and I post this
>Uneventful

>>35352044
Doubt its that case i overhear her talks with friends during sleepovers nd i think she has a crush on some guy (not me because when she described him his features were the opposite from mine

>>35352052
>>35352086
Stap i dont want to lose my pure vision of her.
Cheeky devils trying to mess me if anything id let her degrade my view on her at her own pace

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>>35352109
You were supposed to finger her shitty pooper whilst hugging

Dumb retard, how else would you get things to escalate

>>35352146
>implying she doesn't flick her bean thinking about you already

you should just go for it while u have the chance until some chad takes here desu senpai

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>>35352146
Retard, you are supposed to claim her before society claims her innocence and she begins clubbing and fucking with chad and jamal

Protect her before it's too late, or forever regret it

>>35352163
My dad really strict with her and aparently next year shes enrolling and only girls HS to prevent her from dating and making her focus on studying (her grades r avarage ig).. from yearbooks the closest there is to chad is a turk faggot who probably sells weed. She also said on one of those sleepovers to her friends she doesn't like dark skinned people ( so ig its fine for now to assume theres no chad to watch out for unless she goes put partying and decides to take a ride on the dick carrossel)

>>35352185
This >>35352233
Also ive taken her to some house parties and summer events. My dad doesn't let her go by herself and threatens me to not let anyone do anything to her (overly protective much? desu)

>>35352233
so you're the only real male sexual influence she's had. go in, you're clear for it

>>35352378
I wouldn't say only there's classmates and childhood friends but taking that i guess its only me also never really shared sexual experiences with her besides cuddling with her (stopped by the time she entered puberty) but she stopped doing it probably because she got aware of what she was doing.
She seems to be bringing things from past lately so i think when she gets home ill try and tease her w the cuddle thing.

>>35352378
Seems alright to me kekkity

>>35348666
I have 2 weeks to wait until I can hug my imouto again, I've been waiting 1.5 weeks so far

>>35351932
Are you the same anon that avoided his sister because he was always stressed out?

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>>35353449
Nop i only started posting on yesterdays thread altho i am kinda stressed out about this situation im now xD

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>>35353535
nice digits mate

Also are you this anon then?

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>>35353535
nice job there broski

>>35353870
Thanks mate
>>35353809
Best digits ive gotten so far and sorry to disappoint no that ain't me

>>35353900
checked again

I'm confusing several anons right now, can you post a screenshot of your first post on the last thread?

>>35354044
Do you have yesterdays thread link? I can't find it.. (OP pic was a draw)

>>35354086
It's >>35292251

ogrigl

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>>35354127
This one
Oregano original

>>35350064
>>35350223
Last thing I remember was him saying that his parents didn't liked the idea of OsakaSis being impregnated by her brother, they wanted her to abort, she ran away, Osaka knew she was in a friend's house and that's pretty much it.

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>>35348666
This topic has probably been talked to death already, but whats your opinion on Oreimo's ending guys? Imo its just perfect.

>>35354975
>perfect
>ended relationship after fake wedding and one kiss

uh no

>>35354975
Kyosuke rejected SO. MANY. LITERAL WIFE MATERIAL GIRLS. JUST TO ATTACH FOR A REALLY SHORT TIME TO HER SISTER IN A RELATION THAT WAS GOING NOWHERE EXCEPT "LET'S GO BACK TO BE NORMAL SIBLINGS AFTER GRADUATION, OK?"

Fuck that shit, fuck that fucking piece of shit.

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>>35355018
>>35355026
You have to be literal imbeciles to think that they stopped being lovers. Kyousuke broke their promise to go back to normal siblings when he kissed Kirino in the end. Remember that he had one wish for winning the exam bet he could use and Kirino had to comply no matter what. The kiss was on the lips in the LN but assravaged nekofags in the anime production changed it to cheek only. Also the after story confirms that they're still fucking.
tl;dr they are still together and fucking

>>35355144
>You have to be literal imbeciles to think that they stopped being lovers

Of course it's implied that they're still lovers but the fact that they had to throw in the last 5 minutes just to appease moralfags was pretty fucking annoying.

Can we not argue about a shitty anime

>>35355183
>oreimo
>shitty

eat a dick, faggot

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>>35355200

No fighting in imouto threads, please.

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>>35348666
>>35355284
>tfw you only have an onee-chan

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>>35355175
The author himself confirmed Kirino end. He just had to do the whole thing indirectly because the fags at the publishing company didn't want an explicit incest ending. But to say that they broke up and went back to normal siblings not that they were normal siblings in the first place is pure idiocy.

>>35355308
It's okay I only have a onee-san too. I don't want to post about her because everyone will tell me to fuck her because we're close. It's because our life has been a big spinning ball of pain and we needed each other.

>>35348666
Not having a big brother is literally suffering. I only have a little sister but I'm straight and want someone to protect me. I'm at the point where I'm only attracted to guys who look like they could be my brother. Getting mistaken as siblings is one of life's great joys. I can't help thinking that if I had a big brother my whole life would have been so much better and nothing would have went wrong like it did.

>>35355308
I'm guessing she isn't very nice to little brothers?

>>35355308
That's fine, go give her a hug

>>35355408
You too, she could use some sibling affection

>>35355421
She's 10 years older than me so she took care of me when I was young but we've been growing more and more distant ever since she got engaged.

I had a really FUN day yesterday. First a girl that my brother knew assumed I was a highschool freshman or sophomore. To which my brother responded by laughing and teasing me about it. Then I actually tripped and fell trying to get over a curb and he just laughed at me. I still let him fuck me even though I wasn't in the mood. Then we cuddled for a while and I decided, for some idiotic reason to say "Do you love me? Because I love you... a lot and sometimes I'm just not sure if you feel the same way I do." So I sat there patiently, honestly more panicked than patient, and he said "Uh, yeah sure." I mean are you fucking kidding me? You bet your ass I moved to my roommate's bed and didn't let him touch me for the rest of the night. Fucking god damnit.

>>35355596
I'm sorry for your loss, but that is kind of funny

>>35348666
My family lives 8 hours away.

>>35355666
Then use your demonic powers to teleport to them. Or call/text them.

>>35355596
I really wish I didn't laugh so hard at the last part of that. I'm sure he's just finding it hard to express himself though.

>>35355596
Sounds like you got fucked.. both literally and physically

Ecks di

>>35355596
I've been following these threads for awhile but this made me want to comment. You sound clingy and annoying in every post and I doubt your brother feels much differently.

>>35356270
This really took all the air out of me. I probably should make it easier on him. I've always been too emotional. I always feel like I need to act tough and get what I want. I should probably calm down a little.

Sorry if my posts are just eye-roll material. I should have realized what I was acting like with my brother and how I shared it.

>>35356380
Do you ever just cuddle and kiss for an extended period of time? If he's not content with that, that's a good indication of what he wants out of this relationship.

>>35356380
Hardly anyone is capable of judging their own behavior. That's what random anons are for

>>35353535
WASTED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35352146
>not me because when she described him his features were the opposite from mine
Do you really expect her to describe you and not get shit for it or something? Why do you think people don't talk about this in real life like it's nothing?

>>35355026
Thats the point. He rejected an abundance of top tier girls, just to be able to lowkey date his sister. That shit takes dedication. I think it showed how much he really loved her.

>>35356270
This. This is why Asian girls are the worst to date. They're submissive in bed to the point of dead fish. They're over emotional drama queens who need approval and reassurance just for breathing. And you'll NEVER be good enough for Thier family.

I didn't realize there were a bunch of negative opinions about me. This is too much like what I deal with in real life. I'm sorry I'm a bitch and stuff. I really try to do good. I just want to go home. I'm tired and stressed out, not even my brother loves me. I'm just being used all while I think I'm hot stuff for no reason. Now I'm acting like an attention whore. I'm seriously sorry, you guys have a nice thing here and I lost my friends from last semester so I'm just sort of sad.

>>35357533
You're welcome to keep posting. You might not have quite what you want in your relationship, but at least you still have him and he didn't freak out about you wanting to have sex with him.

>>35357533
It's OK. I'm sure the white knights of this thread will be along shortly to tell you your a wonderful person, and cover up the fact your a self absorbed narcissus who can't function without the unconditional approval of everyone around you

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>>35357533
I for one have no problems with your posts and like your attitude in the threads. I doubt there are a bunch of negative opinions about you either.

>>35357533
>I lost my friends

Gee, can't imagine why. Keep it up, your brother won't want to fuck you, either

>>35357533
Ignore the faggots talking shit, you're going through a tough time mentally and you can't be blamed for being sad.

>>35357928
Sure she can, if her general attitude towards people around her is what caused it.

Or let me guess. The person who kicks the dog, then gets bit by it, isn't to blame for their own actions

>>35357928
>>35358011
It's OK, don't answer me. You, her, and everyone else in this thread know my words are the harsh truth that no one else in her life are willing to tell her.

If she doesn't reevaluate her ability to interact with other people, INCLUDING HER BROTHER, she will wind up alone, and it will be completely her own fault

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Uhh...OK, change the mood with a Katawa Bump?

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>>35357533
Sounds like you just need to sit down and talk with your brother. Did you ever do anything like that in the beginning or did you just both start this without discussing anything?

>>35358948
is it originally worth watching?

>>35358948
But it was only on page 6 my dude, a bump wasn't necessary.
I can't sort out my top 3, but Rin is 4th and Emi is last. Emi's the only one I didn't really care for.

>>35359023
>watching
It's a Visual Novel, and it will make you and your penis cry.
Play it

>>35359023
I'd say yeah. It's free,5 story lines, lots of feels

And God damn it, Misha is best girl

>>35359023
>watching
It's a VN.

>>35359046
>Misha
>best girl
Pick none.

>>35359042
>>35359046
>>35359051
Visual Novel? You make choices and get different endings and shit, right?
Do you know, is there anything for android?

>>35359073
Dude, behind her drills and laughter is a deep, thoughtful, and emotional girl. Her story is way more interesting than Shizune, and her plight made my heart yearn to just hug her.....But don't comfort her. Never comfort her

>>35359123
Not officially for Android. There is an apk and OGG floating around, but it's kind of buggy and a battery hog

And yes, it's that kind of game

>>35359168
She's just a fat autist.

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>>35359187
Bullshit. She befriends you in every route. Saves your ass in Emi's. Eats with you when your alone. Checks up on you in most routes. Arguably she tries to maintain peace between Lilly and Shizune by offering a bubbly retort on her harsh words. At the end of Shizune route, you see just how much she sacrifices of herself to keep her near

Let me guess, you think Lilly is the best

14 year old daughter guy, how's she doing in school? Planning on doing anything with her over spring break?

>>35359234
I guess I worded that wrong. She's just a fatist. I managed to go through Kenji's route somehow first though. Lilly second, then Hanako's. But no, Lilly's route was worse than I expected and I liked Hanako's better. I wasn't interested in the other ones so I didn't bother.

>>35359324
I'm waiting for Missing Stars to come along. It seems to be in development hell, but I hold out hope

>>35359420
How long has it been in development?
Fuck, I just realized it's been 5 years since KS was released. Seems like yesterday. I'll be an old man before I know it at this rate.

>>35359549
It started in late 2012. Originally got caught up as Katawa 2, but was rewritten to avoid copy right. Supposed to be a stand alone story now in a different world. Similar premise.

http://somnovastudios.blogspot.com/?m=1

Link related

>>35359644
At least it can't be as bad as Duke Nukem Forever, even if it takes as long.

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>>35359662
Yeah, no shit. And besides: what do you want out of something free

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>>35353132
>I have 2 weeks to wait until I can hug my imouto again, I've been waiting 1.5 weeks so far

We look forward to hearing tales of warm hugs and cute imouto affection.

http://woodmusicbox.tumblr.com/
This is relevant I guess

>>35353132
2 weeks? Where has she gone?

>>35359769
Is this another spiritual successor?

>>35359819
Yes, they've got a demo out right now

>>35359889
Awesome! I'll check it out after work

>>35348666
This thread was posted this morning at 7:34:55 my time. It's now 21:45. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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>>35356648
Jealous much? Huehuehhe

>>35356695
They were throwing names out while she said it thn outa nowhere huge commotion and loud noises with them giggling so i didnt pay much attention to that (seriously fuck sleepovers my bed next to her bedroom wall and wall is not really that thick.. gotta put up with their noises all night till they sleep)

>>35360081
That's the power of love
Hug your sibling if you have one

IT IS THE ETERNAL THREAD, NONE SHALL LEAVE UNLESS THEY HUG THEIR SIBLINGS

HSG is anorexia-chan's big brother right?

>>35360748
No, not at all.
HSG's little sister is still alive and mostly well.

>>35360748
No, anorexia-chan is dead. HSG's sister didn't eat because she didn't have enough food.

>>35348666
she was scared I was going to leave this world
1/10 will not repeat

>>35360798
Maybe if you did it more often it wouldn't scare her as much

>>35360748
No HSG sister lived with there mom where she wasnt properly fed until she moved in with him

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>I wish I had a little sister who'd come and snuggle up with me. I just want to protect a cute little girl, comfort her when she's sad or scared and let her rest in my arms when she's tired.

>>35360155
That's why you sleep with her.

>>35360990
>sleep w her while shes having a sleep over

I dont feel like ruining her high-school life

>>35361130
She can sleep in your bed then. With you.

>>35358499
Misha best gay.
>>35357533
>>35356380
I hate the fact that these threads are relegated to this board. genuinely the worst class of people, even among 4chan, who will spout any kind of inflammatory shit just to get attention.
You should make sure your brother knows that you've been havign a tough time, and your relationship is important to you, as siblings, and as more than siblings. He loves you, I'm sure it's just awkward for him to express it to his sister. Please don't let these trolls keep you from posting. Your stories get me wet while Onii-chan is away.

>>35361206
What's up, Redline-Cuck
The cowtit bimbo is enjoying the precious onii-D of yours as we speak

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I'd bet money the one person in here with the blatant messiah complex thinking he's a hero for talking shit on an anonymous chinese cartoon imageboard is the same cunt who felt the need to try to shame people for smoking weed.

>>35361285
Definitely, the writing style is so obnoxiously recognizable

>>35361285
You'd lose that bet.
And I wasn't trying to shame anyone, I was warning of the physical and mental side-effects of drug use. I told Lucy I'd stop talking about it, so please don't try to start anything. I have my beliefs, other people have theirs.

>>35357533
>>35357533
>He loves you, I'm sure it's just awkward for him to express it to his sister.

This. Last time I told my sister I loved her, it was awful. I felt like a dam was bursting in me and all the emotions (eg unhappiness, insecurity) I pretend doesn't exist were going to fall out of me. Of course, your brother's probably not my kind of unstable. He might just feel uncomfortable looking like he cares too much about something. It's shallow but a lot of people are afraid of seeming needy. Or maybe he's just insensitive. A lot of guys are. Or maybe he just didn't know how to react.

I think talking to him would be a good idea.

>>35360786
Is this confirmed? Or we're just assuming?

>>35359291
She does pretty good in school so I don't complain she just hates math but who doesn't (nerds, that's who). Over break she's probably gonna stay inside a lot maybe go out with her friend either way I know if she's spending the last day on homework

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I'll just leave this here

You're welcome

I wonder when HSG's sister will get over her infatuation with her brother

>>35362035
I doubt it. It seems it's similar to Laura's except more intense. She isn't merely infatuated but has feelings for him that is akin to actual love and admiration. She isn't gonna give up as she is the best guy she knows.

>>35362137
Yeah but she is still in highschool plenty of time for a boy in her class to ask her out

>>35362274
Not enough to remove her brother from her heart.

>>35361143
We aren't that close that she'd randomly agree to sleep with me although i made some "progress" i guess if u can call it that. Ill green text it in a bit kinda busy atm

>>35362297
>kinda busy atm
Is she giving you the succ?

>>35361560
She made a post a while back saying if she doesn't post again after that she's either dead or in a coma.

>>35362407
No was helping my stepmom change some light bulbs into Led lights
Anyways
>arrive home at around 1.50pm make lunch and go watch tv for while sister arrives shortly after i sit on couch and goes to her bedroom do God knows what
>about 1h has passed since she arrived home when she comes close to me. Pushes my legs away but i dont really care and keep laid down she sighs and pushes me so i lay sideways and sits
>awkward silence.jpeg (probably due to what happened this morning) i decide to tease her and said something like "that hug in the morning really caught me by surprise if you wanna hug me at least announce it" she laughs it off and said she was still half asleep.
We keep talking about uninteresting trivial stuff for a while longer thn she asks me " will you make fun of me if i tell you weird stuff about my life? Like how i sometimes fall asleep studying or when this guy in my class is always annoying me asking me to go out with him even tho i constantly keep rejecting him" i started laughing and told her she could trust me with anything
>she lays down and turns facing me. Smiles and starts telling me about her day (nothing but boring stuff like :" i saw a cat with green eyes down the street tried to take a pic but he ran away"
>all of a sudden she stops talking. I ask her if anythings wrong to which she replies by pulling herself closer and when my head close to her chest she starts hugging me.
>after a while i start moving around hoping she'd at least let me breath fresh air for a while. Thing that only ended with her laid on top of me hugging me super tightly.
>on corner of my eyes i catch glimps at her face (shes blushing) shes with her eyes closed) after a while she falls asleep and so do I
>wake up and she's still sleeping.
>can't control my excitement and start running my hands around feeling her body.

>>35362274
You're assuming she wants anyone other than her brother.

>>35361560
>>35363038
Her brother was posting in a different thread yesterday. She is dead. He got his wife pregnant, and if it's a girl, he'll name it after her. If it's a boy, I'm sure he'll keep having kids until he has a girl.

>>35363127
I'm sure she will eventually want a family and a husband and last I checked she can't marry a bro

>>35363194
That's not stopping Pat or anyone else

>>35363194
>she can't marry a bro
Not yet.
It's not like you need to be married to have kids anyway.

>>35363101
>not much time passed she wakes up
>pretend to be sleeping (not even sure if i was that convincing considering i was kinda still kinda groping her ass while she yawned and stretched her arms
>she kisses my forehead and goes upstairs to her room with a weird walk like she was in a catwalk xD

She only left her room for dinner and shortly after eating dessert went back there again. I really wonder if she noticed i was awake.

How is your bottle collection Laura?

>>35363218
yeah but those two have less of an age gap than HS and HSG
>>35363229
well no but im sure she would like a wedding

>>35363358
It's a 4 year gap vs a 5 year gap. The difference practically nonexistent.
I'm sure a ring alone will suffice considering at this point she has neither of those thing.

>>35362137
Yea but I was never abused and never had issues with basic needs or had family issues like that, I don't think she's in the best mental state
>>35363311
Gone, I couldn't take it anymore

>>35363643
Now get some pissbottles instead you fucking normalfag.

>>35361579
>she just hates math but who doesn't (nerds, that's who)
Well I thought my AP calculus classes were relatively easy, so I guess I'm a nerd.
You gonna watch some movies with her? Kick her ass at videogames? Talk about cute boys?

>>35363672
Let's see yours

On another note, in one of the character briefings in Wildlands, the CIA lady says "he's the nastiest motherfucker on the internet, and yes, I have been on 4chan"

>>35348666
2 older brothers that are 6 and 12 years apart, never hugged them and i think i never will either

>>35363867
Is 4chan still the internet boogeyman

>>35363867
That reminds me, I went with my dad to see a movie, I don't remember which one, but one of the guys said something about 4chan and I had to suppress my laughter.

>>35363643
>best mental state
Say what you want but it seems to me like BDSM is in a way worse condition that HS.

>>35363245
>upstairs to her room
She was awake and felt everything, she went upstairs to masturbate like crazy.
>with a weird walk
Well she needed to stop the pussy juice from coming out somehow.

>>35316448
got the futon and a few bed sheet sets along with a shit load of kitchen stuff. was a bitch to set up but took a comfy cuddle nap

>>35316145
err sorta. you can find my posts on archive under same username. basically way back i did ecstasy with gf and sis. sis watched us then years later it's fun time

>>35364034
Anon you're too lewd xD

She was definitely sleeping orelse she would make some kind of expression while i touched her

About the walk idk shes an odd one xD

>>35363925
I guess, especially after the election
Speaking of, my first election I get to participate in and it's a fucking doozy, never gonna have anything like that for a while
>>35363937
Yea I was laughing but there was no one to hear me this morning
>>35364031
Eh she's just got her kinks, I guess everyone does

>>35364135
It's not about the kink, I don't really care about BDSM either way. If you can't tell there's something wrong with their relationship, or rather, her specifically, then I suppose I can't convince you otherwise.

Hello everyone, the walking dumpster fire has arrived. After hiding under my covers for hours and an hour or so with my roommate holding my naked body through a blanket and me crying until my entire upper body hurt I am making another appearance. My brother says he's coming over to talk about things, my roommate decided to call him. I feel sick to my stomach and I'm terrified of what will come. I'm already prepared for him to crush my heart and make me feel like shit but that's okay because I already feel horrible. Regardless, I'm going to try to be better to everyone and let people have more control and try to be less demanding and clingy.

I'm getting kicked out now.

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Guy who confessed to his cousin here. This week's been a roller coaster for me.

My cousin just talked and admitted she's been trying to seduce me all this time. Even she's going out with the manlet was just a ruse to make me jealous and act.

What do I do?? I'm honestly happy, but at same it feels unsettling.

>>35364221
Did you tell your roommate what happened?
and who know maybe it's something good, like a wedding ring.

>>35364221
Even if you split up, he'll still be your brother and he'll be there for you.

>>35364248
What

>>35364270
You wanted her, right? There's nothing stopping you now.

>>35363825
Yea but did you enjoy the math?
Maybe we will watch a movie, but I can't beat her at any games we have (not even fucking Madden even if I use the Cowboys). About boys I think she's willing to talk to me about them since she told me once about this boy that liked her though she didn't like him, but I don't think she's social enough to talk about boys

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>>35364270
HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT SHE WAS KIDDING? MY FUCKING SIDEES

>be me,17 yo
>go hug my 26 yo sister and 28 yo brother
>positive reaction on sister
>brother asked what was wrong with me and left.

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I dunno what's happening in this very satanic thread, but I'm having a pretty okay day. H hooked me up with a bunch of barely out-of-date donuts and I ate a whole box because I'm a fucking child. Em was already home when I got home, there was a "kitchen disaster" so she couldn't do much at work. We've basically just been chilling, watching some shit, eating more donuts, tried a 69 again, shit like that.

>>35348666
She said she loved me too and offered to buy pizza for us both.

>>35364221
You really like making big deals out of nothing, don't you? There's a difference between knowing that the worst could happen, and wanting it to. It's a think line between those 2 things.

>>35364319
Depends on what you mean by "enjoy." I don't enjoy doing anything I'm forced to do, but I was usually one of the first 10 out of 50-60 students to finish, and then it was videogame time for the rest of the class, so I liked the class.
Ask her if there's any girls she thinks are particularly cute.

>>35364270
When did you last post? Feels like months.
>Even she's going out with the manlet
Odd way to phrase that. Did she go out with him, or was she just pretending to?

>>35364432
>kitchen disaster
She discovered she's got a bun in her oven?

>>35364432
Maybe she tried baking a wedding cake.

>>35364295
It's just unbelieveable. Maybe she's just trying to kid me and shit. I have a bad feeling about this somehow. Paranoia?

>>35364321
HOW COULD I KNOW HOW TO FEEL IM STILL A ROBOT

>>35364481
A week ago.

She did go out with him, having a lunch and dinner for real, but she was just doing it to see how I react.

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>>35364632
>She did go out with him, having a lunch and dinner for real

>>35364519
There were no buns in her mysteriously non-functioning oven, no. There weren't any babies in her uterus either.

>>35364522
Not with that oven she wasn't.

>>35364632
Dude just go for it. Nothing is stopping you from taking the initiative here. Ask her on a date or something and let things flow.

>>35364677
>There weren't any babies in her uterus either
Maybe you should fix that soon

>>35364677
Also pat, I can't tell who wants children more, the anons or your sister. Speaking of which, why does she want you to get her pregnant so bad?

>>35364441
I just don't like math because I was bad at it because I didn't go to class. Her being gay is a bit of a stretch she's just not a social person. She defended Cole Beasley and called him cute after I said I hate his long hair

>>35364849
I'm not saying she might be gay, but maybe she's interested in girls too, but doesn't realize it for some reason or another. It's worth at least mentioning to her.
How would you react if you got home early and walked in on her kissing a girl?

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>>35364135
>never gonna have anything like that for a while

What makes you think it wont be just as good next time?

>>35364829
>why does she want you to get her pregnant
Probably so that H stops bothering him.

>>35364963
That's not the reason, Emma's got a cuck fetish

>>35364959
>2020
3 years don't seem that long, I can remember 2011 like it was yesterday.

>>35364829
Don't get the idea that she's desperate to get knocked up right the fuck now or anything, she just has a "If it happens, we'll deal with it" kind of attitude. She gets that we need to wait, and so we shall wait.

>>35364978
>wants his babies
>has a cuck fetish
Start making sense any time.

>>35365005
Pat what would you tell 15 year old you if you could tell him anything

>>35365005
>If it happens, we'll deal with it
>lets you nut in her without a condom
Yeah she definitely doesn't want to get preggers anytime soon

>>35365019
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot having a cuck fetish forbids you from ever having kids

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>>35365021
I would tell him to ask Emma if she wants to take a shower.

>>35364963
>>35364978
Incorrect.

>>35365005
Makes enough since. Especially since she says that she wants at least 3. By the way good luck with trying to handle 3 kids.

>>35365055
What does her wanting his babies have to do with being a cuck?

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>>35352233
Surefire way to ensure she'll be a lesbian.

>>35365058
>I would tell him to ask Emma if she wants to take a shower.
How lewd

>>35365115
Nah, I didn't have particularly lewd thoughts about her when she was 10-11. It's just that she was/is weirdly into our showers together, and starting them back up back then probably would've done her some good.

>tfw you let your sis down by forgetting to pose as her on her online tutoring gig when you promised you would do so.
>tfw she could have gotten fired for your fuck-up
>tfw she hasn't forgiven you, said so herself
At least things aren't akward between us.
>tfw you feel bad about it but you don't think there is anything you can do about it atm.

>>35365243
how often do you shower alone?

>>35365300
>your fuck-up
She asked you to help her cheat her way through life, you did nothing wrong. Tell her you're not doing anything like that for her in the future.

>>35365342
Pretty infrequently at this point. I took one by myself when Emfriend was here, and unless I'm forgetting, that was the first time since Em's last period.

>have a really close relationship with my onee-chan
>we're also roommates because our parents agreed to pay for most of our rent if we're together
>keep it a secret because I don't want everyone here to tell me to fuck her
>laying in her bed watching a movie last night
>we hear some weird noises
>she scoots in close to me
>"Are you going to protect me Anon?"
>tell her I will protect her with my life and put my arms around her from behind
>she kisses me on the cheek and we cuddle up for a while
>after a while longer we here more noises
>she kind of jumps a little
>I laugh at her
>she hits me
>I pretend it hurt and she tells me to stop
>she gives me another kiss on the cheek but this time accidentally halfway on my mouth
>she kisses me again but fully on my mouth
>a few kisses later we're making out
>she ends up on top of me and she unbuttons my pants
>she looks me in the eyes and we both stop all excitement right there
>"You should probably go to your room"
>I nod and get up
>she's sitting on the bed looking at me
>"Sorry"
>I tell her that she shouldn't apologize
>go to my room and sleep
>we didn't really talk much today

Oh man this is tough

>>35365354
Why would I turn around and be a moralfag like that?
Me and my sister have lied and watched each others back all the time. It's a reason why we've nearly always been friends: we don't snitch on each other.

>>35364926
I wouldn't care if she were gay and it depends on the extent of the kissing. She's fourteen I don't want her making out with anyone on my couch

>>35365581
Do you want your relationship to be "closer" than it is now?

>>35365581
>keep it a secret
>still post this
You should get into a romantic and sexual relationship with her

>>35365581
Time to fuck her anon it's too late

>>35365581
Benis in bagina soon.
Make sure you use protection or don't

Parents on a date night means me and my sister really getting down and dirty which also means playing around with a curling iron and it also means "Sorry Lucy I just have too much homework to do I can't do anymore for now." At least it was fun while it lasted.

>>35366089
>playing around with a curling iron
My first thought was that you were going to try to burn her with it as a way to mark her as yours.
Then I remembered what shape they are.
Take it slow if you ever end up doing that, it will most likely hurt.

>>35366158
We already did it though. It was cold. It felt alright though. It wasn't really anything close to what I get out of other techniques.

>>35366272
Oh sorry I misread your post.
Did you go deep enough to pop your cherries?
How big is it?
I don't think you'll get the same pleasure from a cold piece of metal as you would from warm moveable human body parts.

>>35366345
Dicks 1, lesbians 0.

>>35366378
Lesbians have warm moveable human body parts, they're not as big but they last a lot longer

>>35366345
Both of us have already torn our hymens. She's had sex before and probably did it on accident or out of curiousity when she was younger. I never remember having a "tearing" moment but it's been gone.

It's big enough to feel it but not big enough to really get much out of it.

>>35366404
Yeah we have fingers and tongues.

>>35366404
But they'll never be as good as dicks.

>>35366471
>She's had sex before
Wait, with a guy? When and why?

>>35366497
She's had a few boyfriends, only one that she's had sex with though. He was her last boyfriend too. Things really went downhill after they had sex. She's told me that she really didn't like it and felt disconnected and bored. She says what we do is better.

>>35366624
I'm sorry to hear that about her, but that's good about your relationship. You're more emotionally and sexually satisfying for her than anyone with a penis could ever be. I really hope you two make this work and last forever. Are you two planning on moving somewhere together at some point?

>>35366724
I haven't told her but I secretly want to follow her when she goes to college. I probably won't be able to do it when she first leaves but her second year maybe. Just because I want it doesn't really mean it will happen though, it usually means it doesn't.

>>35366776
>secretly want to follow her when she goes to college
You mean stalk her, move to where she is, or attend college with her?
I'm sure if you set your mind to it and try hard enough, you can to it. I believe in you, you're better than you give yourself credit for.

Bearbuddy, have you told your parents about your relationship with your sister yet?

>>35367490
Hell will freeze over before that happens.

>>35367490
It'll eventually come to that, won't it?
>>35367611 is probably right though.

>>35367854
You can prove me wrong right now.

>>35367854
Telling them you have a sexual relationship right now is probably a deathwish, but you could try being more openly affectionate in front of them and tell them you're a couple if they ask directly

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>>35367919
>tell them you're a couple if they ask directly
That seems like a death wish too. The most I could do is be affectionate in public, which I may need to pass by her later.
>>35367881
The thing is that I really don't want to.

>>35368113
Just sleep together, don't act like it's the end of the world. Aren't you already affectionate as fuck? I could assume that safely for everyone but you.

>>35368113
Who do you think is more likely to accept you as a couple, your mom or your dad?

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>>35348666
My sister neglected me for ten years and now lives with her husband and has a one year old baby hours from my house. My brother used to strangle me when I was eleven years old, and even today, he always considers me a failure even though I have a job and I'm in college. He doesn't have neither of those things. There's more to it than what I'm posting, either way, I'd rather die than hug his ass, let alone forgive him for what he put me through

Some people can't hug their sister/brother. Some deserve that kind of support/love from a close family member like that, but it'll never happen because of disfunctional family issues.

>>35368158
I could just leave the door open when we sleep tonight. And how affectionate are we talking about?
>>35368211
Probably my mom, but it's hard to predict how anyone would react to this.

>>35368387
This is the main reason for these threads, to get people to show love and affection for their siblings and prevent things like that from happening. I'm sorry you went through that, anon.

>>35368405
>how affectionate are we talking about
This is something you ask someone who knows you in real life, and your relationship with your sister. I can't answer this, but it's really up to you. I'd say just be as affectionate as you always are. If you go red when someone asks you about stuff like this, it'll just spur them on to poke further into it. If you don't act like you've done something wrong when you're caught, you haven't. That's what they'll think as well.

>>35349186
From the thumbnail that looks the facehugger eggs from the Alien movies.

>>35368387
I only have an older brother. Him and my father hit me and tormented me every time I showed any emotion. I would rarely see my brother when I was in highschool but when I did, he would come in my room and insult me and beat me. Now everyone wonders why I never seem excited, last year I got the acceptance letter from the college I wanted to go and my mom wondered why it seemed I didn't care, my girlfriend broke up with me because she feels I don't care about her though I told her I do I just have a hard time showing it, my friends think I'm a cold asshole. It's funny though all I want is to impress my brother

>>35368405
You're not doing anything wrong by cuddling with your sister while you sleep, which is all they'll see, so there's no reason to try to hide it.

>>35368653
You're right. I'm just over blowing things and could make them worse by doing so.
>>35368507
>someone who knows you in real life, and your relationship with your sister
A bit off the topic, but she's been saying it's been feeling kind of lonely, or something along the lines of that. Even though we're together, it just seems like it's just us. I don't know, I can't even explain that well but I understood what she meant.

I guess we'll start doing so. No need to complicate things by acting like a nervous wreck trying to hide something. Thanks.

>>35368876
I think she means she's not satisfied with keeping your relationship a secret, and wishes she had someone she could talk to it about, like Emma's friend.
You should tell her there's a bunch of people on the internet who would love to hear her talk about her relationship with her brother.

>>35369016
>spoiler
I'd love to know how she reacts to this

>>35368876
How would her best friend take the news? You think she'd be ok with it and would keep it a secret?

>>35369112
She'd probably kill him.

>>35368876
Maybe you should surprise her by taking her on a date somewhere. Do you have any mutual friends that both of you can hang out with?

Also, you shouldn't worry about revealing to your relationship to your parents until you are moved out of the house and can support yourselves.

>>35369016
>>35369094
Yeah, that probably is what she meant. I don't know, I kind of feel the same way. I mean, I'd like some support or the safety of mind that someone is out there that we can rely on, even if it's just a little bit. Not that you guys aren't enough, and I absolutely love all of you.
>spoiler
She'd probably join in on calling me dense. That or annoyed a bit that SOMEONE keeps posting that fucking cat. keep doing it
>>35369112
I said before she'd probably want to beat me up. Seriously though, she's the best chance we have if we ever reveal this to anyone. We have a lot to talk about.

>>35369203
So you'll tell her about us? And how you'd still be a virgin without our help?

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>have 13 year old imouto
>we aren't very close, i do my own thing she does hers
>she's basically a stacey
>has instagram, snapchat, friends, uses normie memes all the time, that kind of shit
>if i tried to hug her/do stuff with her she'd probably kill me, we never do things like that

is there any way i can salvage her bros? i've never been to one of these threads but i saw it and thought why not, you guys might have some good advice.
i just want her to be cool and not grow up to be a typical normie girl but it seems like it might be too late and i don't know how to get close to her.

and no, i don't want to get intimate with her at any point. even if we did get close enough for that our family is pretty heavily mormon and would probably freak the fuck out if they found out. plus i'd probably get arrested for being a "pedo". so no-go on that front.

>>35348666
She told me to get the fuck out of her room

Will try again in the morning

>>35369280
Spend more time with her. Play vidya gaymes, watch movies, drive her around. The more time you spend with her the more like you she'll end up.
And hug her occasionally.

>>35369280
>salvage
Harsh. Is there a large age gap?
>i don't want to get intimate with her at any point
That's what they all say.

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>>35369190
Yeah, I'm friends with her little group. We wanted to watch the new Kong movie, but we could invite them along.
>>35369254
Maybe in the future, when we're in the clear, I'll drop in that I told our progress in our relationship to a bunch of people on a Taiwanese basket weaving website. And part of the credit goes to her

>>35369371
Watch the movie with them, and hold hands during it.
Do what Pat did and let your sister find these threads on your computer

>>35369487
Didn't she something about them "not being like that"?

>>35369361
alright. that's just kind of hard since all i do now is sit in my room and browse 4chan, i don't even really do that shit myself. but that's something i've got to work out, i guess.
i can probably try to hug her more though.

>>35369368
>Harsh. Is there a large age gap?
yeah, i'm 19.
>That's what they all say.
it's not like i don't WANT to really, it's just that i'm not sure if i could ever get to that point and not sperg out and fuck it up/have her tell someone. i'm still just a robot after all.

>>35369608
You can't be worse than Bearguy. But it's not that large of an age gap, what prevented you from being closer in the past? Did she just completely change into a Stacey when she hit 13?

>>35369608
You can't be any worse than Beargguy

>>35369528
Emma said "I'M NOT attracted to him at all!"

>>35369664
How long ago was that anyway? Pat should ask her if she was denying how she felt.

>>35369687
November 27th

>>35369280
Don't rule out hugging her so fast. It can be surprisingly effective despite what you might think. Letting you know you care about her, even in such a overt way, could be a big first step in improving your relationship. You could also try doing something nice for her. Offer to treat her to something like some ice cream from Bruster's or Baskin Robbins. If she asks why you are suddenly being so nice, just act like a big brother doing something nice for his little sister is the most natural thing in the world or say you just wanted some ice cream and thought she might like some too. Use it as an opportunity to start up a conversation with her and get friendly with her. Keep giving her more attention and eventually shell come around.

>>35369664
w-what's up with bearguy? how old is he and his sister?

>>35369660
i'm not sure.
it's kind of been a gradual thing, but she's never really been into vidya or computers or anything like me though. we're pretty much complete opposites. sometimes we watch movies/tv together (as a family) but we never sit next to each other.

>>35369742
those sound like some good ideas, thanks anon.

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>Tfw no siblings
Why even live

Bumpa bump bump bumpba ba bump

Another bump because I'm alone here
AND I THINK ITS GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME

>>35369815
He's 20, she's 16. I'm pretty sure, at least. But the dude's dense as fuck, and mostly gotten where he is because he has a pretty good sister. It would be one hell of a coincidence if there was someone actually more awkward than Brendan in the exact same thread. I'm not exaggerating when I say you'd probably have to try to sperg out if you wanna be anything like him.

>>35371568
Imagine the spaghetti/autism shit storm if Brendan went on a date with Laura

>>35371632
Eh, I'd imagine Laura being more awkward and shit, with Brendan being uninterested, while Laura keeps longing for her dad's dick. Then Brendan would get lots of shit from his sister for thinking he could be with any other girl.

Who from the threads would Laura be best with?

>Little sister is now a teenager
>she'll probably get a boyfriend soon

It hurts senpai

>>35372815
Why don't you be her boyfriend?

>>35372829
Because I doubt she's into incest and I don't wanna ruin my relationship with her by flirting and scaring her

>>35372855
How's your relationship with her? You'd rather get cucked?

>>35372855
Then take her on fake dates and show her how a man should treat her

>>35372874
Were good friends, talk about anime and videogames a lot since we like the same stuff
No I dont want to be cucked, but I want to know theres a chance of her sharing the feelings before I go for anything

>>35372880
Indeed, and he should have fake sex with her to show her how it's done.

>>35372893
What about you? How do you feel about her? What kind of a relationship do you want to have?

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>>35363643
RIP collection. At least mine's better than yours now

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Little bit of a morning update (or something like that)
She seems more open towards me (maybe because of what happened yesterday) this morning i drove her to school my car smells awful (mix of cigars and weed due to the fact i go to college with a pothead) she noticed the smell and while we're heading there she just stares at me then asks me all pissed if I'm a smoker. I end up teasing her with a "what if i am?" She goes on a rant on how i never smelled like the car and asked if i was hiding it to which i replied "oh so you been smelling me. Thats an odd fetish you got there, smelling your brother" she blushes and gives out that pissed off face i then proceed to clear the situation and by the time i end we reach her school gate with her friends waiting for her outside. Before leaving she looks at me and asks for a goodbye kiss. That took me by surprise and i just stood there staring at her. She looked at her phone (probably was getting late for class) said "jeez ur too slow" and kisses my cheek & leaves car humming some sort of happyish looking sound.
>mfw she left
(Pic related)

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>>35348666
I hugged my older sister yesterday, she pushed me off. I just wanted an excuse to feel her plump, round tits.

Why am I awake at 5AM again.

>>35369687
I can't say for sure, and I'm not waking her up to ask her, but I get the idea that she meant what she said at the time. Or at least she thought she meant it, maybe once my stupid confession happened she realized she's into me in abnormal ways, and then she made that whole stupid pushing the limits thing happen to figure out how far she could take this.

I don't know, that's just a theory Insomniac Pat came up with on the spot. I need to go back to sleep.

>>35373669
Probably safe to say she wants the onii-D

>>35348666
I ain't hugging that Stacy whore, she'll probably give me herpes or something from touching her, like one of those public restroom toilet seats.

>>35374280
Too soon for that has we've only started getting a bit close this past few days

>>35373238
How many you up to Anonymous?
>>35373936
>Why am I awake at 5AM again
Welcome to my life

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I am doing sex with my own elder sister now. She is gorgeous in jeans and t shirt. Her breast size is 32b. Height 5.4, and present age 24. And mine 21. ty

>>35374628
5. I'm drinking more soda or juice recently so progression is slower

>>35374380
You should definitely hug her and give her the D i bet she craves for it everyday and because you dont she has to relieve her needs with normalfags nd chad..
Tldr. Its all ur fault anon

>>35374681
Well done anon care to share some storyline on how it came to happen?
Desu

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>>35348666
Or maybe just.. y'know.. kys

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So this happened (we were messaging on Facebook but college internet went kaput)

She said its a date now im nervous for some reason fuck

>>35374739
real cute m8

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>>35375140
>She said its a date now im nervous for some reason fuck
Well then, make sure you show her a good time on your date.

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Emergency bump pls halp imouto love

Anon who confess to cousin again here.

So this is what happened, the manlet my cousin dated called me today.

He sound so pissed and said I'm the reason my cousin dumped him. He threatened to spread the word about us.

What do I do now?

>>35376958
Fuck your cousin's ex-boyfriend

>>35377011
Dubs don't lie.

But is it fuck as showing who's the boss, or literally fucking him in the ass?

>>35348666
My sister doesn't live with my parents anymore.

Also I don't think anyone who wants to fuck a sister ever actually had one. I used to bath with mine and I turned out relatively fucking sane.

>>35377046
Don't really discount the fact it could be happened for real, and I think It's just Westermarck effect in your case then.

>>35376958
Anon just fuck her and tell him to fuck off. It's not like he has any evidence or anything

>>35377255
By Gods... It's another dubs I've been blessed with.

Okay anon, I'll make my happiness.

>>35376958
Even if he could prove it, cousin marriage is legal in most of the world

>>35376958
He's got nothing on you, tell him to fuck off. If he starts spreading rumors, deny them and dismiss the idea of hooking up with your cousin as crazy and say he's desperate to come up with reasons why your cousin won't date him. If I recall correctly, you met him before and grilled him pretty hard about trying to date your sister. Cite that as a reason he dislikes you and confirm that you definitely don't want him to hang around her now. Then hook up with you cousin and have fun cucking manlet.

Also, have you asked your sister what she said to him on the date? Did she actually say anything about your confession?

>>35370089
This.
ywn hug a sibling.

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>>35375741
Just got home
She wanted to lunch in some subwayTM type restaurant owned by parents of dome classmates. We get there sit and wait for our order to come. We're talking just fine when she holds my hands above table and says something like oh ill read ur future. Starts saying random stuff when a guy comes near out table w our order (*suspense* it was her classmate) he greets her and glances a death stare at me. Delivers food and asks her who i was. She answered "my boyfriend" (don't worry it has an explanation even though it caught me off guard in the instant) he starts stuttering and takes his leave although he kept spying on us throughout the whole time we were there.
She explains to me that, that guy keeps asking her out and sorta stalking her at school so she wants him to leave her alone and asks me to play along during the lunch. I agree and we flirted till the end of our time there. He brings the bill i pay we get up and she whispers in my ears "wait i need to break his heart so he doesn't keep any hopes" hes behind walking us out like a guard dog. She says " oh i need to go to the bathroom (gives me a kiss right on the edge of my mouth). Can you wait outside? Thanks" and goes back doing some weird jumps ( the guy was staring at me grinding his teeth ngl thought he was going to lose his shit) still managed to tease him with a "be nice to her at school she's a really delicate girl" (boy oh boy he went mad rushed at me kind of purposely hits me with his shoulders as he passes by) i take my leave also
After that we went on a walk around town searching for a gift for our stepmoms birthday thats next week

>>35377522
Now get her pregnant so he leaves her alone for good

>>35377294
Thing is the prejudice is still there. If he spread the rumor, I fear for my family's reputation.

>>35377310
You kinda mixed up, or maybe back then I was wording it wrong from all that panic and anxiety attacks I suffered while posting.

Manlet was going for my cousin since the first time I knew him. Yes, I did grill him pretty hard when he came here to pickup my cousin.
I was commenting about how he dressed so bad for a date, and how pathetic he is for coming with an old scooter.

I haven't asked my cousin about her date, but it seems manlet are pissed because my cousin has rejected his invitation for hanging out a place far from home (like 3 hours drive) twice already. Manlet called our house actually, I'm lucky my parents are still going on their trip today.

>>35377580
Take your cousin out on a real date

>>35377575
Not gonna lie i chuckled.
I dont wanna be a dad before being financially stable and before being 30.
Also i don't want my little sister to become "that girl" (who got pregnant in HS)

>>35377596
I second this opinion you gotta start being more proactive and make her regret not hocking up with you sooner.

Page 8 bump desu senpai onii-chan

>>35349248
Holy fuck, that was a year ago?

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE REMINDED THAT I AM AN ONLY CHILD

THE DAY WILL COME REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35355144
Ohkay then, didn't knew about the LN being different than the Anime, that does make it all worth.

Now, that aside, what was the first guy talking about when he said "the ending of Oreimo", Anime or LN?
Consider the context and then you're as much of an imbecile as me.

>>35356802
While I do agree with you on that, it's not my point. What I said/meant was that the ending of Oreimo's Anime made everything pointless. Ask yourself if you would date your sister, rejecting SO. MANY. GOOD. CHANCES, even if you loved her, just for everything to end up like "Yeah, sure, let's kiss and cuddle just to go back to a normal sibilings relationship after graduating". Journeys with pointless ends are shitty.

>>35379059
Even the anime, as poorly executed as it is, made it clear that they're still together

>>35379260
With a kiss on the cheek, straight stating that they would break up and having Kirino react tsundere~annoyed~esque as she did? Sure.

>>35364221
So.. 17hs later, what happened? Now that I caught up with this thread, I'm curious.

>>35377095
I see people going on about this whole westermarck thing, but childhood friends are a thing, and if you grow up with people that aren't related to you, how does that fit in?

Wonder if Johnny Neptune will ever return

>>35380000
I never got to ask about his products
If you're there Johnny, please come back

>>35379474
>uses his wish to break their promise
>"we're going to have serious life counseling when we get home"

>>35380097
Plot twist: Bearguy has multiple personality disorder. Johnny Neptune is his confident, assertive personally

>>35380209
He's always talking about fucking people's sisters and mothers.
It all makes sense now.

I am a literal autist with no friends and even I know that you don't just hug someone out of nowhere unless it's your spouse/partner. Hugging is weird unless you have a "moment" or the person is leaving

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>>35380412
>Literal Autist
>Explaining social ques and social etiquette

K

>>35380412
There's nothing wrong with hugging your family to show affection.
Don't let your autism ruin your family

>>35380412
>Hugging is weird
>I am a literal autist
Well, at least you're right on one thing.

>>35380445
It's a thing though. Functioning autists can get obsessed with how socializing works, constantly learning it from their surroundings, anecdotes and other people's interactions. They have to learn it in the same way you'd learn how to cook, because it doesn't come to them naturally

On a side note: anyone know how to shrink down a file to fit under the 2mb limit? I have a gif I like but is just too large

>>35380534
I know that's you, Anal.

>>35380516
Yeah, bit its like listening to a Korean or Japanese person speak English when they've taken classes in their respective countries. They might understand the base language better and understand the grammar better than a native speaker, but they still will usually speak with a heavy accent

>>35380149
>Normal brother showing affection automatically means incest
Reminder that there IS people who just loves their family and just because they do, it doesn't by any mean imply that they did or want to cross you-know-which line.

>>35380560
Yeah, it is. It's not furry stuff, I promise

>>35380580
I also remember you wanting to post a snake or something, but the file size was too large.

>>35380595
It's a gif of Misha laughing

>>35380568
The line that separates love from purest love?

>>35380563
right, being socially competent in practice is a whole other thing. That was the point though; it doesn't take much to understand social norms

>>35380663
It does for an autist.

>>35380663
I dunno about that man...I meet people on a daily basis that haven't mastered basic shit like please, thank you, and small talk of weather. It's like common sense: it's not so common.
Also, social ques and norns vary from culture to culture

>>35380632
Exactamente, yeah.

>>35380686
not for the functioning ones, which a lot of robots are

>>35380706
>vary from culture to culture

Yeah. Then again, people are a product of their environment, which explains why it feels "natural" for most people

>>35380793
>which a lot of robots are
You're just assuming. What makes a robot? Poor social skills? Is that it?

>>35380819
the term has lost its meaning (if it even had one in the first place), no one agrees on anything especially not the term "robot", but I guess what I mean is someone who comes on /r9k/ regularly and feels socially inadequate (feeling it is enough; there are always people worse off than you are who will say shit like "you're not a robot if this one thing happened to you!")

>>35380793
Natural is a subjective term though. I'm not gonna going to argue about the merits of basic social intelligence, but what I will say is that in my 40+ years of experience, basic social interactions vary to widely that you can't assume that anyone is "normal". I've had people scream at me just for smiling at them (granted it was a man hating trans, but I digress)

>>35380819
I thought it was tendies, a massive meme folder, and poor hygene

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>>35379006
Someday, the normoids will PAY!

>>35380896
>you can't assume anyone is "normal"

There's truth to that, but it's good that you brought up the tranny, because I happen to think we live in confused times, so it's easier to say things like that. Everything is always oppressive, insensitive, "normative". I'm barely more than half your age and that shit confuses me

>>35381002
Now that is truth. Hopefully this shit will pass and we can all just go back to being people rather than labels.

But, in the mean time, all we can do is huddle down with our tech, avoid going outside, and keep our guns clean

>>35381038
>huddle down with our tech
You mean our imoutos.

>>35381064
Well...I guess if she's one of those real dolls?

>>35381038
And keep our flush cutters sharp.