Hug your sister

God fucking dammit why'd it have to be that picture

>>35292307
cause you knew exactly where to go when you saw it.

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>>35292251
I don't have a sister and my mom is at uni, who do I hug??

>>35292330
Hug yourself you poor bastard

>>35292330
>my mom is at uni

that's nice she's trying to better herself.

hope you are there to massage her and fuck her as a reward.

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As I was typing, again
I saw Logan with my dad today, it was really good, took advantage of the R rating with lots of blood and cussin. I only recently found out that X-23's name was Laura, I aspire to be like her, except for the growling and Spanish. I can't wait for my mom to call me up and nitpick about every little detail instead of enjoying the movie (this is an actual minor spoiler for the movie, not just a side note or something), this movie actually found a way to justify the comics being different from the movies so I'm not having I can shut her up this time
Now my dad's at the house with her, alone, doing things while I'm here alone
Side note, I found out a Siege artist I like's name is Laura and she lives in Germany

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>>35292601
>As I was typing
Same, I was typing for a fucking while too.

tl;dr I lack the stamina for an all-day fuckfest, Em's friends are bad at picking stuff to do, and reverse-teasing Emma about our sister doesn't really work, as she just reverses my reversal.

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>>35292601
>X-23's name was Laura
>this is an actual minor spoiler for the movie

>>35292601
>>35292676
Always ctrl+c your posts before you try posting them if they're long

>>35292718
That's not what she meant you silly billy

>>35292676
Have you talked with your older sister recently?

>>35292754
>ctrl+c
What does this do?

>>35292718
I meant the thing in the thing in the spoiler was an actual spoiler, not her name which would be like me saying "spoiler, SpiderMans name is Pete Parker"

>>35292601
>I aspire to be like her
But you can't drive a truck, you're too smol

Why was the previous one 404'd? Literally no rules were broken and incest isn't even a federal crime

>>35292803
So what, it's an alternate universe or something?

>>35292764
I haven't, no. I know she and Em have an ongoing message chain, but Em claims it's mostly smalltalk.

>>35292831
No you dumb dummy, Wolverine points out that the X-men comics are made up, not the world they live in

>>35292886
Smalltalk about being pregnant at the same time soon?

>>35292886
you should give her a relationship update

>>35292914
Sooo it's an alternate universe.

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>>35289747
>As it is, I think she's gone for good now.

>College Girl just starting to discover her submissive side
>No BDSM Imouto senpai to teach her cute kohai the wonders of living in a cage or getting pounded to oblivion by her Onii-chan
>No friendly late-night chats while they wait for their asses to recover from the anal drilling their respective brothers gave them earlier in the evening
>No BDSM Imouto telling College girl how to relax her esophagus while her brother throat fucks her
>No rope tying workshops hosted by BDSM Imouto
>No thread half-dedicated to helping College Girl pick out a rhinestone collar and matching tag with her brother name on it
>Now BDSM Imout and College girl will never have a friendly rivalry to see who can stay conscience the longest while their brothers chokes the shit out of them during sex.

There goes my dream...
Reposting because last thread 404'd and the pain still lingers.

>>35292914
I know that's where the idea of our sister having another one came up, otherwise no.

>>35292915
>"Hey sis, we're still happy and we still fuck, our sister's asshole feels really nice around my dick."
I dunno how well that would go over.

>>35293037
You don't have to include the sexual part

>>35293037
That sounds like the best way to phrase it, I think.

>>35292974
Honestly the whole thing with the fabled "BDSM imouto" seems like a bunch of teenage drama and nothing I want to be involved with. Also I'm not sure how I feel about ropes and cages.

>>35293037
>"Come over here and tell me if mine feels better or not"

>>35292676
Yea, I forgot the part that metal arm guy is the the same actor from Narcos
>>35292754
I didn't expect the thread to spontaneously 404
>>35292825
THATS A LITERAL CHILD, SHE WAS SITTING ON HIS LEG, THATS A FUCKING BOOSTER SEAT, I CAN DRIVE WHATEVER I WANT TO DRIVE WHEREVER
>>35292831
>>35292931
there are actual comic books in the movie, and wolverine says that they're "bullshit, only a third of it happened that way", as a way to justify the movies being different
Also, my mom said something about Old Man Logan plot line

>>35293087
I'm sure you have better taste, like having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>Be me
>Saw this autistic thread
>went on and hug sister
>she's definintely not happy and was kicking and screaming
>that ungrateful bitch should be happy that i like her and care for her
>not yelling shit like "why are you in my showers" "get out you fucking perv"
>fucking normies
>this is why i shit on your front door and blame it on neighbors dog
>mfw

>>35293105
Still an alternate universe

>>35293065
>>35293081
These back to back made me laugh for some reason.

>>35293089
I clicked the reply button, so I guess I have to reply to this, even though I have nothing to say. I'm sure her husband enjoys her butthole very much.

>go to hug sister
>she and her friends are in her room trying on panties
>they ask which ones you like the moist

>>35293181
>spoiler
How do you know that?

>>35293181
Just say both you and Em's feeling still haven't changed

>>35293128
I like getting rough, I'm just not sure how I feel about like really BDSM stuff. Aside from like choking and light slapping.

>>35293105
Laura I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you're not big enough to reach the pedals of a truck and see properly while wearing your seatbelt

>>35293213
Your sister's is the correct answer.

>>35293181
Probably not, if they have kids.
>>35293087
Gentle, loving domination is best. Bondage is for nerds.

I would be so weirded out if my brother posted in this thread. If your sister knew this, she would probably be freaked. Weirdos

>>35293269
You don't need to be a giant, at least she's no college girl.

>>35293220
I don't know anything, all I know is I certainly couldn't help myself if I was married to a woman with an ass like that.

>>35293225
Seems a little soon for an "Everything is the same" update, but I guess it couldn't hurt.

>>35293301
Sounds like someone needs a hug and some love from their brother.

>>35293326
>You don't need to be a giant
True, but in my line of work I've driven dozens of different trucks, and there was maybe one that she could safely operate

>>35293299
Yeah, there's something special about it being his hands and his arms holding me down. It seems like the right way. I want his touch not rope burn.

>>35293326
My height has nothing to do with this. I'm just kinda little, it's not like I'm a hobbit or something.

>>35293301
How would he feel if he knew you were posting in these threads?

>>35293346
So you're an ass man, and you like your big sister's ass more. Interesting. How big is it compared to Em's?

>>35293385
He wouldn't care, since this is a thread about hugging your sister, idiot

>>35293299
I mean, they've had pretty big gaps between their kids, I don't think they use birth control, and my sister seems way too happy to be someone who isn't constantly having sex, so... I'm officially thinking about this too much.

>>35293401
Actually their about strengthening familial bonds, but "hug your sister" is what people look for, so it's the only thing that's been in all the OPs

>>35293438
>strengthening familial bonds
And hugging your siblings is a great way to start doing that.

>>35293401
>>35293438
>their
They're, shit

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>>35292251
>having a relationship with your family

My sister is pregnant. I hope it's a girl, but I can't tell anyone that.

>>35293393
I didn't say I like hers more than Em's, they both have a different appeal. Fat vs fit.

>>35293515
You're sister is /fit/ at 36?

>>35293515
Maybe you should tell her to eat less, and you eat her ass more?

>>35293527
Pretty much, she's always been in good shape. I think her recent swimming habit is helping out a ton too.

>>35293564
Telling Em she eats too much is a slippery slope, she really didn't eat enough in her early teens. Plus I love her fat butt, don't hate.

>>35293665
But you don't wanna die by being suffocated by her fat butt, do you?

>>35293681
I'm fairly certain that's exactly how he wants to die

>>35293681
You say that but that's probably a fetish somewhere

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>>35293823
Why wouldn't it be? Butts are great.

>>35293823
As far as I know, being suffocated by Emma's fat butt is only one person's fetish

>>35293377
>strong, handsome big brother, tenderly but forcefully holding you down while he enters you. His strong hands and arms holding you in place while he puts his love inside you passionately.
I'll uhhh, I'll be back later.

>>35293999
Trips confirm, Redline is masturbating to her brother's underwear.

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>>35294061
>tfw no imouto to secretly sniff your pantsu while fingering herself

>>35294061
>Underwear sniffing masturbation
Wew, memories, nothing ever brought on more shame and self disgust

Is this the incest thread?
>Mom and sister moving to another state
>Confess my love to my sister, tell her how much I think about her and that she doesn't need to reciprocate at all, but I just need to get it off my chest
>She caves and lets me caress her tits for 5 minutes
>Pop the biggest fucking boner in front of her
>She leaves
>She and my mom visit around Christmas
>She barely acknowledges me, doesn't even say goodbye when they leave
Did I fuck up? This isn't really how I wanted it go, but those tits were everything guys. I could die tomorrow and be content knowing I held them in my hands.

>>35294202
>Confess my love
For her tits? You obviously should've done it way sooner.

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>>35292251
not a blood sister but
>tfw have a cousin that was raised as practically a sister to me
>she's qt as fuck
>told her I though she was beautiful when I was young
>tried to have a relationship with her when I was young
>even tried to think of ways to nonchalantly show off my dick before I knew why I wanted to
>she just laughed it off as a kiddy crush
>we grew apart when she started college
>she's just married to some army chad
>I skipped the wedding because I was secretly bitter as fuck even after all these years
>have autistic visions of reestablishing contact and cucking her husband while he's away
what's wrong with me robits

Pat's probably dying from Emma butt right now

Beargguy's probably getting pegged by his sister right now

HSG is probably being raped by his sister right now.

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I find it hilarious that my sister's little doodle still pops up in these threads. Also, why would I be pegged?

>Came back after the day out with our parents
>I'm doing that there cornering to find out what she likes
>H: "How are you still going on about this. C?"
>Didn't know what was up with her, she started it
>Asked if she was being serious about the gagging
>I just wanted to be reeeaaally sure
>Y'know?
>Flat out told me no
>Any other advances I made towards that question were shot down
>oh well

This is for that omniphobe out there.

Wow, alright, okay, so, a LOT of things happened since the last time I posted.

I had originally said that my brother and I weren't going to attempt anything last night because I was too worried about my mom and dad finding out. Well, that flew out the window when my brother decided to come into my room on his own around midnight. I got really nervous about my parents waking up, so I sort of told him off at first, was trying to tell him to go back to his own room, but he kind of just... Slid into my bed either way, with a teasing smile on his face. I kept protesting, but he just shut me up with a lot of "It's fine, they're already asleep, you know how much of a heavy sleeper dad is, and we'll just be quiet" and stuff like that, and when he, ah, when we started making out together in my bed is when I just gave up and went with the flow.

We just kind of kissed and caressed and pet at each other for about half an hour like that - I did have to tell him to make sure not to give me a hickey, because *that* would be *super* hard to explain to my parents, as to why I didn't have a hickey yesterday but now I have one in the morning - and towards the end he stuck his hand down my pants and played with me a little bit; I didn't exactly get off, or anything, but just... Just the feeling of having my brother, my little brother, that I'm in love with, so in love with, touching me in that way, putting his fingers inside of me, it all made me feel ecstatic and wonderful. He did say he wanted to sleep with me for the rest of the night, but I had to put my foot down and force him back to his own room. I felt bad about it - especially because, if nothing else, I *really* wanted him to be able to sleep in my bed with me - but I'm being *super* cautious and paranoid about this now that my parents are in the house.

>>35295981

Morning came, and my parents still didn't seem to think that anything was up - which they hopefully won't for the foreseeable future, of course. We ate breakfast as a family, but then my brother and I went out together, like I had already told my parents we were going to. Like I had said previously, we had agreed that today would be a sort of more "romantic" style date, and so we went a few towns over so that we could be as intimate and lovey-dovey with one another as we wanted to. It was pretty standard date stuff; we watched a movie - John Wick Chapter 2, which was *super* good, we both loved it - and went out to lunch afterwards. What made it fantastic though was that we were holding hands and stuff as we were going out and about and around; during the movie, during lunch, while walking, while shopping, and just... It was so great to be able to *hold hands with my brother*!

It still sort of feels like a dream, even though I know he's only a room away and that we did all of that together today.

...there was, ah, one other thing we did today. As I was driving us back home, I took us to a secluded spot I knew from when some of my previous boyfriends took me there to do stuff; it was still daylight out, but it was far enough out of the way that I was confident that nobody would swing by, and even if they did, it would just look like two teenage lovers making out in a car, without any concept that they might have been siblings. I told him that we didn't have to be careful since we had all of the privacy we needed, so we both got into the backseat and just sort of... Went at it again, with a lot of making out and getting handsy and stuff.

>>35295961
>why would I be pegged
She's obviously the man in the relationship.

>>35296011

What made it *really* enjoyable for me was, well... I sucked him off. I gave my little brother a blowjob. And it felt *so fucking good*. My little brother's penis was *inside my mouth*. He *came inside of my mouth*. I was able to *taste him on my tongue*. I've swallowed for a few guys before, and it was always really hard because they always tasted really terrible, but for some reason, my little brother just... Taste so good. *So good*!

Ahem, ah, anyways. After that we came back home, had dinner with my parents, and now we're settling down for the evening.

How was, ah, how were your days, everyone?

(Really, I'm just super excited that I have people I can gush to about this, who won't think that I'm some freak or weirdo because of how much I love my little brother and how happy it makes me to be able to do that kind of stuff with him. I'm really grateful to have all of you.)

>>35295981
>>35296011
>>35296031
Still have any doubts about him being a willing participant? That seems pretty definitive right there.

>>35296031
Was he cut or no? Good job I guess. Gush all over us anytime.

>>35296190
>Gush all over us
You mean her brother.

>>35296031
Do you know if your parents will leave again any time soon and give you some alone time? Did you bring any type of contraceptive with you? Are you going to hook up with him again later tonight?

>>35296029
How bout I peg you buddy.

>>35296345
>not using your actual penis
See? Clearly she's the man.

>>35296345
You're a woman. And I thought you were a man all along. Seriously, have you never been sarcastic before? Pushing it was dumb. Were you like this with your previous partners?

>>35296388
>previous partners
Good one

>>35296383
Wait a minute, pegging just has to do with a toy?
>your previous partners
My sister is the only person I've been with. Guess you're right, I'll just stop.

>>35296419
He's 20, but considering how he is I guess it would make sense if he had none. I just chalk this whole thing up to him being with his sister instead of someone else.

>>35296446
Well, it sure seems your sister is way more experienced.

>>35296446
Every time I think you can't be any more dense, you say shit like this

>>35296132

I know, I know. I'm just... I have a lot of insecurities, I guess. I understand they're not rational insecurities, but I still have them.

>>35296303

Sadly, no. Last weekend was a once in a blue moon sort of thing, so I don't think we'll have the house to ourselves for the weekend in a long while.

>>35296190

I mean, he's cut? But I've known about that for a while.

>>35296510
Why not have him spend a weekend at your place sometime?

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>>35295961
>>I find it hilarious that my sister's little doodle still pops up in these threads.
>tfw a 16 year old is bigger, more assertive, more romantically successful, and better at drawing than you
>>This is for that omniphobe out there.
Sorry if I'm not falling for the BOC meme

>>35296559

I live in a dorm with another student in the same room as mine. Probably not going to happen, sadly. If my dormmate goes somewhere for the weekend, though, I might see if he can come stay with me for the night.

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>>35296568
>BOC
But come on, this is Brendan we're talking about. And he's succeeded where you've failed despite everything, so shush.

>>35296669
What does Big Omnigger Cock have to do with Bearguy?
and don't shush me, I'll fight you

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>>35296478
She knows what she wants. I'm trying to keep up.
>>35296480
I took a crash course in urban dictionary just now, so I can proudly say I'm not dense.
>>35296568
Don't compare yourself to anyone, Laura. You're one cool cat, even if you're a robot hater.

>>35296704
You can't fool me, omnics don't need dicks.
But you do, and you'll never get the kind you need.

>>35296745
>I can proudly say I'm not dense
No, you can never say that. Ever. Don't type it either. Don't even think it.

>>35296745
>She knows what she wants
And you don't? Did you somehow accidentally get into a relationship with her?

>>35296793
No, I just found it difficult to get comfortable with that kind of intimacy. I'm getting better, I think.
>>35296781
I'm not dense.

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>>35296873
Listen here you little shit, you're the densest sisterfucker I've ever known

>>35296745
Thanks, despite what everyone else says you're cool and funny
>>35296755
Rude
>>35296781
I don't see you fucking your sister

>>35296975
I bet you'll have an eternal lust for dad cock.

>>35296510
Has your brother gotten you off yet? Is there anything you really want to try with him before the weekend is over?

>>35297013
Stop taunting Laura, she's trying to move on and you're not helping

>>35297038
If that were true, she'd forget all about these threads and never return.

>>35295815
No, but I let her kiss me. It was pretty awkward. She pulled another move while we were watching a movie and I stopped her. She almost got up and left but I asked her if we could actually talk about it instead. I told her that I want to hear everything she has to say. She said that she's fallen in love with me. She cited that she always "admired" me when we were younger and looked to me as how she should carry herself through her hardships. She said that when I left, which I'm regretting more and more, she was really hurt and missed me a lot. Then when I came and got her she said that she decided that she has to be with me forever. I'm entirely sure if she meant this, it's a possibility that she said this to clear up tension but she said that she wants to have sex with me so that I love her like she loves me. Then we came to somewhat of an agreement that we don't need to have sex and that it's probably a pretty bad idea. I'm not sure if she actually agrees but I'm just trying cool things down. I did my best to explain why we shouldn't without making it seem like it's because of her at all. I don't want her to think it's because of what might be wrong with her and not because of what's better for her. Then she "agreed" but asked to kiss me so she "knows for sure how she feels" and this is where I really started to question that she might be agreeing just to agree because she was actually shaking during the kiss. She also had death grips on my wrists.

Otherwise, we're doing good. I'm pretty beat up from working a lot but it's worth it. Things are going slowly with the flirty nurse because we're both just really busy.

>>35297013
Maybe, probably, who knows
>>35297061
I like you guys, and it's comfy here

>>35297101
HSG do what you feel is best and make sure you give that girl the best future you can

>>35297101
The plot thickens. How likely do you think it is that she'll demand you choose between her or the nurse in the near future?

>>35297101
What did she do after the kiss?

>>35297101
That seems like it went as well as it could've, glad to hear
It sounds like you did a good job letting her down easy too

>>35297101
Nice, I guess you handled that whole situation well enough.

>asked to kiss me so she "knows for sure how she feels"
So what did she say? How does she feel?

>>35297101
You're a fantastic person, HSG. I don't know what else to add but hope things go well.

>>35297101
>I'm regretting more and more
You have to stop beating yourself up about this so much. You were a kid back then and your parents left you with nothing. Yet, you managed to establish a life for yourself from scratch. Be proud of that. You may not of been able to take your sister along with you, but you had your plate full already. If you had to support both you and your sister at that early stage, it likely you would not be as well off as you are now. Even though you said your place isn't much, remember where you came from. Take pride in what you've done and work on growing it. Be happy that your sister is happy and on the road to good health.

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>>35295055
Not quite, I'm dying for other reasons.

I guess I should quickly greentext this morning's events for context:
>Wake up kinda late because lazy
>Em's already awake, but still in bed
>We do some cuddly and kissy shit
>tl;dr it wasn't long before we commenced sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of nutting into a condom
>Finish that, we get cuddly again
>For some reason I got that "all-day fuck-fest" thought in my head
>Proceed to eat her out
>As soon as I can get it up again, it's back to nonreproductive fornication
>She didn't really cum that time, but I sure did
>Roll over to catch my breath, she's clearly not satisfied though
>She straddles me, starts rubbing on my poor penis
>There's her signature orgasm, but she doesn't get off of me, instead she makes the cutest whimpers I've ever heard and keeps pressing into my crotch
>Fuck it, we going again
>She's writhing and making weird noises, was kinda neat honestly
>I didn't think about this until right now, but I don't remember if I pulled out, oops
>Nut went somewhere, I remember little else beyond laying back down and falling asleep
>We both wake up around 2 with sore genitalia

And skip to tonight...

>We're showering
>Still hot and bothered over that ass talk
>tl;dr did everything to that butt short of fucking it, ended up dry humping her butt until I nutted on her back
>Ow, dick still kinda hurts
>Why is Em getting on her knees
>Oh god what is this vacuum cleaner trying to rip off my penis
>I didn't have the heart to stop her
>A fucking century passes, the world's tiniest nut goes down Emma's throat
>Finally tell her it hurts
>We end up snuggling until I feel somewhat better

tl;dr What do you people eat that lets you fuck 20-something times in a weekend?

>>35298032
>tl;dr What do you people eat that lets you fuck 20-something times in a weekend?
Ask Redline, maybe it was just viagra after viagra.

Sorry, she decided that she wanted to watch a movie. Then she fell asleep on me so I laid there for a while until she woke up and asked me to carry her to bed.

>>35297209
I have no idea. I'm waiting to see what her actual response is.

>>35297227
She said that she needed to do some homework and stayed in the bedroom for a while.

>>35297378
I don't know, she didn't really seem to want to talk after it. She just kept to herself.

>>35298672
That was you in the single mother thread the other day, wasn't it?

>>35298032
yea man you need to pop a viagra but before that get into a good pattern of exercises and eat high energy food.

after about a month (be consistent!!!!!!!!!!)

get ready and have a few energy drinks and water nearby (cooler)

pop the viagra wait about 30 min and prepare ice for both of your genitals the next day.

>>35298672

homework my ass(i mean yea she might be doing it)
but her mind is focused on only one thing

YOU

she is gonna fall for you even harder.can you really 100% say no when she tells you she wants you to be her first?

>>35298672
I forgot, how old did you say she is?

>>35298032
What if it turns out Emma is a biomechanical hyper-reproduction machine and every time you accidentally nut inside her she gives birth 5 minutes later?

>>35298672
>I'm waiting to see what her actual response is
>She said that she's fallen in love with me
Sometimes, a tree is just a tree.

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>>35298032
>the world's tiniest nut goes down Emma's throat

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>>35298910
I dunno if all that's worth it, really. It's not like boning all day is that important to either of us.

>>35299096
And what, she popped out a kid and shoved it out the window while I was sleeping? Also that sounds like a nightmare.

>>35299416
When's the last time you were at your sister's house? She's probably been hiding all your kids there.

>>35299448
It's hours away, can this theoretical Em also teleport?

>>35299545
Maybe, but she can definitely hide them for a few hours until someone comes to pick them up and deliver them to the sanctuary

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>>35299096
>>35299416
>>35299448
>>35299545
>>35299587
I for one welcome this slow transition of Em into Hammer's Yakumo Ran.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2546160
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2546626

>>35298281
>viagra
Lolno. Turns out, the geeky orphan boy who had to grow up fast and smart also turned out to be a bit of a sex machine. Once I can get him in the mood to go over and over, I really just let him pound my pussy into oblivion, and accept that my whole lower body will be sore the next day. It's worth it. It ended up being, like ten times, spread out over 24 hours. Just don't try to fuck, like 3 times in a row or your dick will fall off.

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>>35299742
>Just don't try to fuck, like 3 times in a row or your dick will fall off.

NOW you tell me.

>>35299416

hearing her gasp your name while you pump her from every hole.
seeing her in tears over how you made her feel pleasures she didn't know existed.
the barely conscious afterglow and confession of undying love she would give you after

>>35299416
>I dunno if all that's worth it

it is. my twin sister and I do this at least once every few months.
it does require preparation and you might sleep longer than a half day after.

so make sure you take at least 1 week off so you can both get a full recovery before going back to work.

the afterglow alone is worth it.

>>35299742
you should ask him to take a viagra.

but be ready to walk funny for an extra amount of time.

>>35299896
Or she would pass out from cumming too much and possibly suffer brain damage

>twin sister
Purest love, is it really you?

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>>35299864

you could also try 1 very long and slow sex session.

its great too.

>>35299966
Give Pat's burger back right now you bastard

>>35299951
>>35299951
>Purest love, is it really you?

id like to think so. we've been together since we were 15.

I haven't posted any part of my story but I do come here every once in a while and mention I'm lazy about finishing the account of our relationship.

(I'll post it eventually)

>>35300020
I'd love to read it whenever you finish it. Twincest is just so right, you were made for each other.

>>35300061
>you were made for each other.

i am in love with her and love her.
we feel that sentiment for one another and really do feel we must have been lovers reunited once again.

Bumpada bump bump ba
it's like a movie, get it? Bumpada bump bump ba

>>35292251
Well, better drive to Cincinnati because /r9k/ told me to. Be back in 12 hours.

Quick evening bump

Desu

Eurobump time

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ebin bumb

>>35292330
they get younger every day on this board

>that feel when you're asleep when everyone else posts

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"Anon, go away, I'm playing Roblox"

My sister has 8 years, which god shall I sacrifice her to ?

>>35304179
Tell her you love her, see how she reacts.

Bumping with a howdy hoo hey hoe how hoo sorry for that
Anyone up doing anything more interesting than sitting on their ass?

>>35305844
I'm sitting on my ass being confused because I swear my phone just woke me up with an email notification but neither of my accounts have new messages, does that count?

>>35305844
I'm trying to watch the NFL combine with my dad but I don't know what's going on. Also you can see their penis bulges a lot more than I expected and it's gross.

>>35306572
Those are protective cups, Lucy

>>35306572
>>35306628
Yea this, thems ain't dicks, that'd just be weird
I hope the Patriots get a good Linebacker, I don't know if Donta Hightower is staying, I'll miss him when he's gone

>>35306628
>>35306678
Why would they wear cups though? They're not actually playing at all just running around. They're definitely penises.

>>35306728
I can't physically see them, but I can assure you they'd be wearing cups, it'd be very uncomfortable to be running around a lot with your dick and balls swinging everywhere

>>35306771
I asked my dad and he said they aren't wearing cups and that football players don't wear cups. :l

>>35306818
Well that's weird.
And dangerous.
Billions of dollars in the industry, and they can't afford to protect their most sensitive spot?

>>35306728
>just running around
You never know, cup check
anyone else have that in their school? Guys would go around, hit each other in the dick and say "cup check"? I never knew being hit in the balls hurt so much until I saw a guy get hit lightly, like, a little backhand, and he was on the ground and looked like he was dying, is it really that bad?

>>35306896
That's not just a school thing, people do it anywhere they have an excuse to.
And yes, it hurts worse than being hit by a car.

>>35306896
Guys are stupid. I don't see why you would intentionally hurt someone for fun.

>>35306940
>people do it anywhere they have an excuse to.
What kind of hell do you live in? Last time I saw that happen was in high school and the guy got his head smashed into a locker. Worst it got for us was just having someone intentionally step on the back of your shoes as a joke.

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>tfw only child
Fugen hell lads

>>35306962
They looked like they were having fun, and it's fun to watch if you're not the one getting hurt, and I could sit there and laugh as much as I want because they ain't hitting me

>>35307004
I meant like in locker rooms, or on sports fields, both of which I stay away from

>>35307038
You won't be the one laughing when I cunt punt you

>>35303291
Not him but I've seen people 50+ at uni.

>>35307037
I know this feel
>>35307004
This guy was talking to me one time, seemed pissed about something and just spoke to the first person there, pulled out a knife and stabbed like 6 computers, then people complained that we don't have nice things
>>35307092
Calm down Janikowski, that still hurts, someone actually tried a cup check on me because I was "nigga enough" but I stepped out of the way, thankfully that was the only time anyone ever tried that
I don't know what the fuck was wrong with my school

>>35307257
>someone actually tried a cup check on me because I was "nigga enough"
>"nigga enough"
Why I am laughing so hard at this?

>>35292251
>tfw instead of a qt sister I get an ultra-annoying autist brother (younger)

This generation is fucking gone, is just fucked.

>>35307257
>stabbed like 6 computers
Your school sounds more interesting than mine. The crazy part is that my sister says things have actually calmed even more since I graduated.

Maybe it's because it's a bigger school? My graduating class was 50.

>>35307272
I mean, that was like 11th grade? Maybe 12th? When I was in 11th grade I think that's the shortest my hair's ever been
Plus I'm not the girliest of people, so I wasn't helping myself

>>35307367
>My graduating class was 50
Mine was around 550.
There were over 2500 students at the school my senior year.

>>35307422
My graduating class will be 9. Then onto college

>>35307367
My class had probably less than 100, which is really small considering my other options for highschool had like 500 kids per grade
I don't want to sound bad, but my school had a fair amount of black kids, and the kid who stabbed the computers, looked and me and mouthed "shh" and never got caught, was black

I wonder what trap gf guy ended up doing last night

>>35308377
Probably butt stuff
If you don't mind my asking, what's up with you guys and traps? Is there something hot about them?

>>35308765
>Is there something hot about them?
No, it's just closet homos lying to themselves.

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>having a sister

fucking normies

These are all fake stories

>>35308862
Your life is fake

>>35308987
My penis is fake.

>>35309075
Would you buy a strapon and if so which of you would use it first on the other

>>35309075
It is? I've been lied to.
What would you do if you woke up with a 4 inch penis?

>>35309148
I would say that she would use it on me but things have changed some since we started doing more. I don't really just do whatever she says now and I even kind of control what we do in bed.

>>35309201
Play with it then masturbate or use it on my sister.

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>>35292329
>cause you knew exactly where to go when you saw it.

I don't get it. Where would that be?

>>35309232
Are you wanting to be dom in bed?

>>35309232
>I even kind of control what we do in bed
That's good. Have you tried putting your knees on each side of her head and shoving her face into your crotch?
The thought of you swinging a small dick around and giggling is funny

>>35309289
I don't know. I like controlling things a little but at the same time I don't like forcing her to do anything. I really like making her feel good.

>>35309341
No I haven't really done anything very forceful.

Penises seem like they would be fun but kind of annoying and overall just weird and gross.

>>35309411
>just weird and gross
Spoken like one who has never had a penis. If you did, you would know that they are MAJESTIC AND GLORIOUS.

>>35309411
>and overall just weird and gross
Even more gross than having to bleed every month from your vagina?

>>35309411
You're not forcing her, she's bigger than you and she can stop you from doing anything she doesn't like.

>fun but kind of annoying and overall just weird and gross.
That sums them up pretty well

Have you given each other any more hickeys?

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>>35308862
>These are all fake stories

Is like dildo for the heart.

>>35309657
>not real
Not with that attitude it isn't.

>>35309480
But they're noodley and fleshy. It's just weird.

>>35309497
From my perspective it's just a normal thing you have to prepare for. I can get why it seems gross though.

>>35309528
Yeah she's definitely way stronger than I am. We wrestled some before and she's really strong.

No I haven't done any more skin sucking. I treated her some yesterday. She doesn't want another hickey because the first one I gave her is really bad looking and like black and purple.

>that feel when deja vu
God damnit, I hate this shit sometimes.

>>35309685
>fleshy
Was Lucy a cyborg all alone? Is this the fabled robo pussy Brendan has been looking for all along? Come on, so are vaginas. And they're plenty weird to be honest.

>>35309411
>Penises seem like they would be fun but kind of annoying and overall just weird and gross.
No matter what disadvantages you've heard about having a penis, the ability forge sitting in a public restroom to pee trumps any those negatives by a mile.

>>35309685
>really bad looking and like black and purple.
Jesus, how hard did you give her the succ?
Why don't you ask her to give you a matching one, but not as hard?

>>35309742
meant to say forgo instead of forge

>>35309736
Yeah I'm like the girl from teenage robot.

>>35309742
You don't have to use public bathrooms if you don't leave the house.

>>35309759
She said it was hurting when I did it. It's just like a bruise, it was probably more than I should have.

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>>35292251
I don't have a sister with me atm, but my girlfriend's sister is here.

Can I hug her?

I always cuddle my little sister. She sleeps better with me beside her. She likes to sleep naked but I don't think there is anything wrong with that as long as I'm clothed and not touching her in any inappropriate areas.

>>35309868
Go for it

>>35309874
Cute, I guess. What are your ages?

>>35292251
Jokes on you anon my sister was a stillborn and all my other siblings are male and live alone.

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>Have dream
>I'm laying in bed, Em's spooning me
>A little backwards, but not unrealistic
>Turn around
>It's not Em, it's her hoe-friend
>She's pregnant

Bad End.

Also penises aren't even real.

>>35310239
Dreams are great

>>35310239
>her hoe-friend
You mean the one that knows about you 2?
Also
>Dream-cheating.
Bad Onii-chan. You have to at least impregnate Em 3 times to make up for this, so better start now.

>>35310288
No, that's her best friend. Hoe-friend is someone else, and would probably have a panic attack and tell everyone in the world about us if she found out.

Also I'm sure there's plenty of time for Em to get pregnant three times without me having to start now.

>>35310392
But the pregnant sisters

>>35310460
I feel like you guys are more into that idea than I am.

>>35310704
What about Em? how into it is she? And your older sister?

>>35310723
Em thinks it would be funny, but isn't pushing for it super hard or anything. I'm sure our sister will kill me regardless of whether or not she's pregnant too.

>>35310756
Why don't you three have a family discussion about the pros and cons of them getting pregnant at the same time?

>>35310809
It would be like one of those ultracringey moments in romcoms, absolutely degenerate

>>35310809
>Cons: Older sister will stab/choke me
>Pros: It might be neat I guess

>>35310897
Have you told older sis how you still love em

>>35310897
Didn't she already say you're adults and can make your own decisions? What does she expect you to do next?

>>35310897
Maybe they can think of more pros, this is why you need to talk to them about it

>Have nice sister
>Cow tits
>Get too nerves cuz faggot virgin neet
>Get hard anytime she hugs me as her tits push right into me

Fug.

>>35310922
Not lately, no.

>>35310928
Honestly, I think she expects us to get tired of this eventually and to just move on. She was also pretty fucking adamant that we not reproduce.

>>35310955
Well there's also the biggest con of all: Pretty much everyone we know will find out about us, and Em will more than likely lose her job.

>>35294233
>what's wrong with me robits
You didn't join the Marines and cuck the wannabe marine

>>35311054
>She was also pretty fucking adamant that we not reproduce.
What did Em say about this?

>>35309814
Are you still here or did you leave when people stopped responding to you?

>Yeah I'm like the girl from teenage robot.
Man I miss that show. Nick used to have a lot of good cartoons. Did you watch Invader Zim?

>>35311023
Why don't you try watching some movies with her? Eventually you'll stop being awkward around her and be able to enjoy spending time with her more.

>>35311023
If she knows it gets you hard but still hugs you then you should try to be bolder. What's the worst that could happen? you die

>>35311054
But the real question is, would she agree to that if she was in your sister's place? I bet not.
>tells you you're adults and trusts you to make your own decisions
>tells you what to do anyway

>>35311054
There are plenty of ways to keep the fact that it's your kid a secret. They're not ideal, but you can make it work.

>>35311108
Being suffocated by your sister's tits doesn't sound like a bad way to go.

>>35311155
That's the spirit! Now go hug her and touch her butt.

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>>35311023
You feel it too, don't you? Keep hugging her.

>>35311183
I would, but I'm not that guy.

>>35311226
Then become that guy. Can't be worse than faggot virgin NEET

>>35311249
I'm not a faggot. But my sisters are too far away to hug.

>>35311082
She's the same as always, she wants kids somehow and seems to have decided I'm her only hope at accomplishing that.

>>35311116
Probably not, I dunno. It's not like Em's agreed to it either. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna not have kids with Em just because our sister doesn't want us to, but I still think doing it too soon is a bad idea.

>>35311136
I don't really want people to think Emma had sex with someone else either. But I dunno, I guess I'd do what I had to.

>>35311023
>>35311264
>faggot virgin neet
Your words, not mine.
>too far away
You don't live together?

>>35311285
>spoiler
Just say that he/she/they're adopted or something.

>>35311343
And how does that help us hide Emma's stomach?

I might have to go, Emma's asking why I look so serious while typing.

>>35311343
Right, she just got really fat then dropped all the weight at once, and found a newborn and conveniently started lactating

>>35311310
Nah, I mean I'm not >>35311023

>>35311423
Tell her you're thinking really hard about impregnating her right now

>>35311411
>>35311444
Shit on my dick, I got trips too

>>35311465
I don't wanna shit on your dick.

Apparently we're going shopping, I have to go for real this time. Maybe I'll bring some of this up with Em, I dunno.

>>35311791
Buy her lingerie and then fuck her in the changing rooms.

Looks like we need an original bump.

>>35311086
I went over to my brother's for a little while.

I never watched invader zim though.

I guess Emma's still forcing Pat to try on panties

Such a lonely bump, and it's mine

>>35300726
well?

its been 15 hours...

I'll kidnap 1000 imoutos before I let this thread die

Haven't posted in a long while since sis went back to school.

>got call from mom early last month
>sis coming into town for job interview
>needs to stay at my place next day
>mmkay sure not like i need notice
>get text from sis saying how excited she is for it
>ask her what about school
>she plans on dropping out on getting accepted
>sis comes into town
>pick her up from bus stop
>ask if we need condoms
>wow anon you think you deserve it? and no i'm on pill now
>get to my apt
>disrobe one another and go at it like animals
>she's only in from thur-sat night
>friday she gets ready super early
>I have to drive her to interview then head to lab
>time i leave she's ready to be picked up
>super excited saying she starts in 2 week
>asks if she can live with me and she'll pay rent and other bills
>uh yeah duh
>what about your school
>uhh anon i kinda just only enrolled in two classes this semester
>she planned this all out to get hired and drop out
>business degree so who can blame her
>on way home we picked up rum and got drunk for rest of day
>she goes back to school to pack /wrap up stuff
>moved in with me fri
>drank again overnight
>barely woke up like 3 hours ago

we;re going to ikea to buy new furniture thanks to mom's money. should we get a new futon or something to make it seem like we don't sleep together if they ever visit?

>that feel when finally gotten through the archives
Wow, I thought Protective started posted way earlier than he actually did.

>>35316080
You were the one with the sister and the girlfriend right?

exactly! get a cheap bed and get yourselves a big king size bed... or just get the king and move your current one to her room.

buy at least 3 sheets cause you know you are gonna have to wash them.

and try and keep the guest bed messy so it looks lived in.

>>35316383
this was a response to
>>35316080
>>35316113

how was the ride?
I wish I could forget all this just so I could go back and read it all again.

>>35316448
Slower than it should have been, but it usually is for me. I had to, really, since if I don't have a face to connect to a name, or vice-versa, I can't bring myself to care. In this case, it's connecting a name to the beginning of the story.

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>>35316711
considering im OP to like 60% of those threads (this one included)
it makes it even easier to become null to it.
but Beargguy did surprise the fuck out of me when he comes back and BAM! just fucked my little sister.

that was a good surprise.

if only worriedimouto would come back and tell us she has been full of brother cum for weeks it would be another great month

>>35317065
I found a link to a google drive archive that's apparently full of incest, probably in one of the threads. Don't really remember, but I had to go through desu archive before that one. It seems pretty big, haven't really checked it out though. Saw a post about someone saving these threads, and I actually got about 6 or 7 remaining to go through, though I don't think they're 500 post ones or anything close to that.

>>35317065
She actually posted a couple days ago. They bought land in the middle of nowhere and are building a home there

>>35317175
I've been saving every single one of these since IC first posted and this one's like the 85th or so

>>35317197
That was a couple of days ago? Fuck, I gotta get a grip on this time shit or I'll be an old man before I know it.

>>35317197
Except for the fact that there's no way they got that much land for that amount of money, and it'd take years to build given what she claims their financial status is.

>>35317263
>Except for the fact that there's no way they got that much land for that amount of money
She did post something about that. Can't remember what she said exactly though.

>>35317302
She said onii-chan won the lottery, but it was still nowhere near enough to fund their "new home"

>>35317358
It was like 20k or so. Again, I don't remember what else it was, but I think she mentioned taxes or something.

>>35317197
i am aware but the thing is thats all she posted....
cock tease for my mental image of wincest.

maybe i should buy scratch tickets too.

anyway things are looking great for her brother he was depressed and now he has money land and his sister wants his dick.

full 180!

>>35317494
Now you see the true power of an imouto.

>>35317263
12 acres isn't even that much, it's only like 200m x 200m or so. And considering it's in the middle of nowhere, 20000 bucks is quite realistic, you can get cheaper than that

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>>35317175
why do people read that I'm am OP since moths back and assume i don't know about the damn wincest drive?

I will eventually give my full collection to twitch so he can add it to his. I'll do this after I write about my twin sister and I.

its gonna be a wincest fusion for the ages when that day comes.

>>35314175
I didn't try on any panties, no.

>>35312594
This might've happened, if not for an unnecessary third wheel.

>tfw met Em's best friend at the mall
>tfw Em said she needed to stop by Victoria's Secret
>Apparently Emfriend assumed I would stay outside, and turned to spaghetti when I walked in with them
>tfw that employee must think I'm either a huge baller, or their gay friend
>Emma grabbed a bunch of bras, Emfriend grabbed some random lacy nightgown thing when she thought I wasn't looking
>They headed to the dressing rooms
>tfw Em was out a second later and snuck me into hers
>She just wanted me to see how a bunch of bra types look on her
>Suddenly an Emfriend is outside and asking if she can come in
>She opens the curtain just enough to see me and a topless Em, looks horrified, and closes it back up before saying she's done and she'll talk to Em later
>Me and Em left a bit later, the employee scolded us
>tfw Em didn't even buy anything, either she really wanted my input on bras or she just wanted to make her friend uncomfortable
>Emfriend really looked like she wanted to tell us off, but hasn't yet

After that we got an early dinner, bought groceries, met back up with Emfriend, and now she and Em are hanging out in the kitchen for some reason. I talked with Em a tiny bit about what we would do if she got pregnant suddenly, she basically told me not to worry about it unless I actually plan on making it happen, bleh.

>>35317524
ive been in a relationship with my twin sister since we were 15.

the power was unlocked over 15 years ago.

>>35317585
>I'll do this after I write about my twin sister and I.

>tfw you've been waiting months to hear anon's story

>>35317629
>not to worry about it unless I actually plan on making it happen
You should have told her that's exactly why you're worried

>>35317629
>unless I actually plan on making it happen,

the key word there is plan. make sure you and her are both financially stable and when the day comes tell her you want her to be the mother/aunt of your children.

>>35317698
>mother/aunt
What the fuck? How does this work?

>>35317664
I'm sorry anon... I just forget.

but I have a reason to finish it soon.

>>35317733
he is fucking his sister that's how...

did you just get to these threads?

>>35317759
I mean the whole mother and aunt thing. I guess it makes sense. I was just wondering why it's supposed to be 2.

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>>35317734
did something happen?

are you getting married?

>>35317798
>did something happen?

yes.

no spoilers!

Good night bumpu
Love your imoutos

Hey guys, I spent the day out with K, we had fun, we talked about old music and eventually got out and had something to eat, sort of went on a proper date I guess but I still won't let him pay for me
We walked around for a bit and stopped at this park we tried to go to one time but the weather wasn't having it. We talked for a bit, we got into social lives which was no fun for me because I guess he's my only friend in person... anyhow, good news is he's no social butterfly and likes to keep to his small group, I asked if he went to parties since he's in college, he said he's been to a few and every time thinks it's gonna be different but 5 minutes in he "begs for death" but sometimes a girl "comes along and makes the night worth it" which I really didn't need to hear but I guess he realized what he said and told me if a girl started talking to him now he'd say he's "seeing someone" and hugged me which made me feel warm inside, that sense of belonging. It's cool I've got friends now, like my own little group that I like and seems to like me

Slow thread bump

>>35292330
Go hug your dick fag

>>35318653
>but I guess he realized what he said and told me if a girl started talking to him now he'd say he's "seeing someone" and hugged me which made me feel warm inside,
AAWWW that's nice, did you say something in return?
>tfw Laura actually managed to spaghetti herself in to a boyfriend.
Why does it feel so wrong picturing you with someone thats not your dad. Why do I care so much?

>>35320759
>Why does it feel so wrong picturing you with someone thats not your dad
Those are the Gods of incest frowning in her general direction.

Hello everyone, I am a little toasty and my sister is doing homework. How's it going?

>>35320759
>AAWWW that's nice, did you say something in return?
I was trying to think of something but decided it would be better to say nothing and take the hug without saying something retarded
>>tfw Laura actually managed to spaghetti herself in to a boyfriend.
Hey I don't know, even a blind squirrel finds a bit sometimes, even the Browns won a game this year. I'm just waiting for the pigs blood or some shit
>Why does it feel so wrong picturing you with someone thats not your dad.
Imagine how it feels for me, it's fucking torture and I'm barely staying sane, it's taking every fiber in my body to not do something stupid with my dad
>Why do I care so much?
b-because we're friends, r-right?

>>35293148
i likr ur sense of humor

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Stickers suck. However, it is amusing to see my sister break her head over trying to apply them to her Sinanju as perfectly as possible.
>>35321172
What mobile suit would you pilot?
>>35318653
>but I still won't let him pay for me
Accept it. I get frustrated over the many times my sister refuses to let me pay for important things like food, supplies, Gunpla, and anything school related.

>>35318653
>sometimes a girl "comes along and makes the night worth it"
So have you asked him how many stds he has yet? I bet your daddy doesn't have anything you can catch.

>>35321406
You can pay for your babies instead.

>>35321266
>it's fucking torture
Come on, hang in there. I'm sure K can win you over....someday
>b-because we're friends, r-right?
Y-yes, of course we are.

>>35321172
I'm bored, I actually started this thing I call the water bottle pile, it's a pile of water bottles
I drink a bottle, and instead of throwing it out, I throw it in the middle of my typically spotless bedroom, even if I drink it in the living room, in the pile it goes, it's been 3 days and I'm at 9, I know this is going to erupt into me throwing them all out and going on a house wide cleaning frenzy-dust genocide out of self disgust for having that much garbage in my room
I guess take bets on how many bottles till I crack
>>35321406
Okay, thanks, I just feel guilty since I have money and a job
>>35321447
He doesn't have any STDs, he's not stupid

>>35321512
>money and a job
Wait, didn't you quit to be a housewife or something?

>>35321406
The cutest one, one with a light naughty side.

>>35321512
That's weird. I really don't know what to respond with. Good luck with your bottles.

>>35321494
I'm trying, it's just hard, I just never pictured this
>>35321549
I mentioned I got a job with kids, it's not a lot so I still have time to cook and clean and I get weekends off so it's not bad, plus I want to try things food wise but don't want to spend my dad's money
>>35321560
Thanks, I'm not sure if more bottles is good or bad but we'll see

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>>35321488
I'd spoil them.
>>35321512
Yeah, I get the same from my sister. Minus the job part. Sorry.
>>35321560
So you're an Acguy type of person. Cool.

>>35321696
Now I'm curious, what suit is me, I have no idea what we're talking about honestly but hey why not

>>35321696
What about me, which one am I?

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She's now my "brother" fucking mentally ill feminist cunt I hate her.

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>>35322388
Guess you'd pilot a grunt suit, Mr. Anon. Grunt suits are always cool. Like a Jegan.
>>35322337
The most operator Gundam of them all. The Ez-8.

>>35322559
>most operator Gundam
I fucking love you, you're sister's lucky

>>35322638
It'll always be the other way around, but thanks. Glad you liked it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsoDtTLzeg4
I'd better stop talking Gundam and get to bed.

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>>35322559
I like the Kshatriya. What does that say about me?

>>35322761
Your sister's bed*

>>35322783
You're a very vanilla person in bed.
>>35322788
Why would I choose any other?

>>35322860
Do you still sneak out of your sister's bed in the morning?

>>35322901
Ye. I still get a lump in my throat every morning that our parents might confront me about it.Hell, they could already and tonight might be my last one alive. Maybe we're good at being sneaky since it's almost been two months. Or maybe we should cut down.

But no more bad thoughts for tonight, it's time to sleep.

>inb4 the thead dies overnight. Please keep it bumped.
Good night.

In the dead of night, all I wonder is: What exactly is everyone doing in bed?

bump

>>35317585
keep doing the good work, anon.

one last bump from me
if there are any straya cunts, then I hope you do well

>>35325085

aw yeah, nah nah mate

>>35292251
She hugged me back, Did I do something wrong?

Bump to save thread form page 8

Bumpu to save thread from page 10

Bumperino the threaderino

Nother bump, I'm at 11 bottles if anyone cares

>>35328986
I'm only 3, I had to throw my collection recently

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>hug my sister
>her bipolar ass screams and shoves me and she probably wont talk to me for a couple days
i knew that was a bad idea

>>35329118
WEAK
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A
K
Original

I hope every brother, sister, and whatever else has a great day!

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>>35298032

And at some point in the future, Pat's going to die of Zinc deficiency.

Administering anti-archival bump. Hope this lasts for a while Wouldn't want those premature archivals messing up the rhythm of the thread or whatever.

>>35304179
>roblox
Burn her in a fire.

>>35322995
Why would your parents make such a big deal of you sleeping with your sister?

>>35292251
She said "I love you, too." before I even said anything.

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Katawa wifeu pillow bump

>never been too "attached" with my little sister ever since she started going to school
>Probably haven't hugged her since she was 5 -6 years old (shes 17 now)
>go to her room, ask if she's ok
>she goes wtf you talking about .jpg
>hug her and say its ok while patting her head
>she kisses my cheek while staring at my eyes with her little sad cat stare
>stop hugging and say " don't worry". Leave room and lock myself in my bedroom.

Welp thats how it went.. tonight we'll have a cringy dinner considering i left her room shortly after that and haven't talked yet xD

>>35333611
Sounds like you have a lot of time to make up for.
>stop hugging and say " don't worry"
>not telling her you love her