/britfeel/ In loving memory of Jo Cox edition

Emergancy lads. Oneitis just ask me to send her a 'cool' picture so she can draw me and make it 'trippy as fuck'.

First for answers to the brown question

>>35330636
The goal of
>British = living in Britain
is to ensure that the only native cultural value is acceptance of other cultures and lifestyles, so that those are enshrined and protected and native culture loses all cohesion. The endgame, I would imagine, is everyone enjoying Asian, black and other minority cultures and there's no sense of white culture, which is actively discriminated against and considered backwards and racist. You can see this through the black glorification from chavs etc, and in academia through support for BLM, tearing down statues of white investors etc. As is already happening, the ties between native white Brits and colonialism will be played up and any of the many accomplishments avoided, discredited or accredited to uncelebrated minorities (a recent example being Hidden Voices or whatever it was called). Sorry to bring the /pol/ but the BBC started it.

>>35330647
As do I. Ideally in a skirt.

>>35330681
It's a fair position. There's certainly not a lot to be proud of right now. Think of it more as a sense of pride in your culture perhaps, and a desire to protect and promote it.

>>35330753
>feburary not crossed out

Excuse me

>>35330777
Want me to make a thread that isn't gobshite?

>>35330777
Fuck you trips at least I made one.

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Lads, what are you meant to do if you're in a club and a girl starts grinding against you? Should you grab her hips/put your hand on her back? If not what do you do with your hands? Do you grind back? Dry hump her like some jamaican dance? Is it normal to get a boner?

>>35330777
Made a proper one, lad
>>35330825
>>35330825
>>35330825

>>35330831
I'd go for the hips and try to...dance? Or whatever they call it.

>>35330800
Don't be petty, making a new thread would be annoying for the catalog.

>>35330831
>Is it normal to get a boner?
Not really mate

Girl who was in my class at school has given birth at 19 absolutely insane

>>35330844
Good job. I'm sure multiple threads wont annoy anyone

>>35330853
Nah. I'll leave it up. LEAVE!!!

>>35330773
I really want the guardian or the bbc or something to adopt Poleaboo as some kind of hero because he's a trans paki.

>>35330861
>absolutely insane
Story?

>>35330871
The Beeb will probably be more likely to accept him seeing as he's a sex offender

i think i actually hate this country desu. i hate how everyone is obsessed with going clubbing

>>35330870
Nope, let's remain.
This thread already has momentum like our relationship with the EU. Why would you want to stop that and ruin everyones thread for the sake of muh britfeel.

>>35330898
For the banter, lad. For the bloody banter. Also I'm sick of the way it's heading

>>35330889
I'm assuming its like that in every 1st world country

>>35330898
If we leave 250milloin (You)s will go into the thread

>>35330772
>Oneitis just ask me to send her a 'cool' picture so she can draw me
Send a dick pic

I wanked to Nicki Minaj last night lads. Wtf is wrong with me?

>>35330854
I always have desu

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>>35330898
>tfw i voted out for no other reason than david cameron and the entire media / smug celebs telling me not to

>>35330927
>I'm assuming its like that in every 1st world country

dont know. i have spoken to people from other countries and they dont seem as much into it. americans are not as big on it. i have tried looking up book clubs and they are only like once a month. i want to meet new people more who are not so big on drinking and taking drugs

>>35330879
Nah I just meant it's insane that someone I used to know is already preggers. (I'm pretty middle class and my school definitely was so it's not very common)

>>35330889
>I'm scared of going to a nightclub because I'm ugly and I can't dance

>>35330993
Pretty sure leave shot up in the polls once Obama tried to put the frighteners on us. People under-estimated how much we hate being told what to do.

>>35331018
i have been clubbing tons of times before. stop projecting.

>>35330993
Pretty much one of the few reasons I voted leave. I don't enjoy being treated like an idiot because of my political views.

orate lads guess whos back for some afternoon banter? thats right baz is back for some afternoon banter oi oi how we doing? just picked up a 2.50 tesco meal deal and got 3 quid change from a fiver haha oi oi top blagger baz strikes again absolute banter

>>35330927
Nah lad Americans aren't as into it. The whole 21 age limit plays into it and there is less of a drinking culture. If there is it seems to be bars more than anything.

>>35331037
It's kinda idiotic to vote like that though
t. Guy who voted like that

>>35331041
this, and the guy pretending to be girl is literally the worst thing that has happened to brit feel since i have started coming here.

>>35331054
I didn't say it was the only reason but it definitely pushed me from being on the fence to being on the leave side

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>QUARTER TO THREE
>POST STILL NOT HERE

Should probably have a 2nd vote;

>Did you really want to leave or was it just for the bants?

>>35330993
>People smarter and more successful than you give you good advice
>You ignore them to spite them for being smarter and more successful than you

This is actually a good argument against democracy in general.

Here is a massivly autistic question, how do you greet girls that you are meeting for the first time? I have been invited to a friends birthday party tonight and I imagine I will be meeting a lot of new people.

With guys it is easy, you shake hands. Well, at least that is what I do and have seen other people do. But what the fuck do I do with girls? Handshake seems autismo

I am not wanting to fuck them or hit on them or anything, I just want to keep my power level hidden

>>35331075
I'd actually vote leave this time.

>>35331078
>suggesting that the media didnt have a corporate agenda

>>35331086
>Alright, I'm anon
Don't think about it

>>35331060
cheeky post pal luckily im a bit of a banter artist my self so that post is nothing more than a hair off me bollocks

gonna need to take more than that to get 1 up on baz the bastard

>>35331086
Just say 'whats gwanin?' and fist bump for a laugh. You can be 'the funny guy'.

>>35331078
>implying what's good for millionaire celebs and politicians is also good for me

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>>35331088
I didn't vote last time but I'd absolutely vote leave if they had another referendum.

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>suicide squad is an oscar winning film
What a fucking joke.

>>35331078
>People currently successful who have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo
Huh yeah why not take what they say at face value indeed

>>35331109
the baz posts are somewhat funny but the guy pretending to be a girl is just completely retarded

>>35331088
>>35331118
Has something happened since the ref to convince you?

>>35331097
Almost every newspaper was anti-Europe.
>>35331113
Let's be honest - the only reason you were so happy to vote Leave is that you have nothing to lose.

>>35331110
also they love it if you give em a little slap on the butt when the walk away

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I'm currently in London, decent job, when should I move out from home?
How much should i have saved to move out, I finally ditch my family?

>>35331109
Fuckin baz kek

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>>35331129
I didn't vote because I kind of believed the scare stories about emergency budgets and all that stupid shit.

Also, I didn't really look into the EU much until after the referendum.

>>35331130
what newspapers?

the independent, the guardian, and the times supported remain.

>>35331129
I was on the fence up until the vote and decided to go with the "safer" vote. On reflection I should have voted leave.

not even an hr into my shift and i'm off to hospital after trapping my finger in a bit of machinery. only a small cut doubt broken but i've been sent to A+E heehee

i voted leave for the chaos.

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>crossdressing in the game

what did they mean by this?

>all the people who used the referendum as a fucking protest vote

>>35331046
I guess that makes sense. I personally just try and avoid going to clubs as much as possible. Every couple of months I'll go just to keep up appearances but I just spend as much time smoking or at the bar as possible.

>>35331075
I'm not even sure if I'd vote if it happened again. I don't really care anymore. It barely effects me. Immigration doesn't really bother me and none of the changes do anything meaningful for me.

>>35331201
Why does a protest vote not make it valid?

I voted leave to stick it to all the politicians, globalists and jewish bankers.

>>35331208
>Immigration doesn't really bother me

It will when this is an Islamic country.

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>>35331195
That Links were made for breeding.

>>35331208
>I personally just try and avoid going to clubs as much as possible.

how do you have a social life or even meet people if you dont go clubbing?

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>>35331195
>four posts in the catalog right now related to breath of the wild
>three of them are about crossdressing
Just end the fucking board

>>35331162
The Economist, The Mirror and the FT supported remain as well

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>>35331234
have one of my pictures from yesterday after my horse got cooked

>>35331223
isnt the bigger problem the way the government deals with immigrants. if the immigrants where expected to accept our culture, and live our way, then i dont see how it would be a problem, assuming we only accepted a small amount.

>>35331216
Not that guy but it seems to pose a serious risk to the country. I voted Leave for the shakeup. The established order needs it. But, unfortunately, it's going to sacrifice this country for the good of everyone else.
I didn't really expect the country to peel apart at the seams. We'll lose NI to the republicans. Power-mad Sturgeon will pull the scots out of the union. The welsh will shit themselves, not knowing what to do. And the tories will rule the broken house of commons for the next hundred years.

All the while, Europe may be able to use that wakeup call to fix themselves and become stronger.
We'll never be acknowledged for our sacrifice.

What a protest vote, eh.

>>35331216
I think it's quite immature and short sighted. There's the time for a protest vote and a decision this large wasn't the time for it, at least in my opinion.

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>>35331195
>mfw I went to buy it on amazon but they're sold out of the Wii U version

It's a good job I'm patient. I have Nier A Tomato coming on friday anyway.

>>35331162
I mean the newspapers that easily influenced people read. I.e. the Sun.

Are we forever destined to fuck over Germany's plans for domination?

>>35331195
>>35331225
>>35331234
Its the future, lovely cute boys make better girls than stupid girls.

>>35331255
>where expected

I suppose we agree that people who can't speak English should be chucked out of the country.

>>35331255
So you mean forcefully convert all Muslims to atheism or Christianity?

Wouldn't it be easier to stop letting them in?

>>35331338
This is a future I shall not allow

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>>35331306
gaming is back desu, this year zelda, mario, nier 2, nioh, splatoon 2, i doubt my dream of a bloodborne 2 will happen but still this year is shaping up to fantastic

>>35331289
EU will be dead in 10 years and Europe will be an Islamic caliphate in 50.

>There's the time for a protest vote and a decision this large wasn't the time for it

We would have never been able to vote on the EU ever again.

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>>35331289
To be fair, the UK was finished even before the vote.

The SNP are pathalogical liars and Scots lap it up anyway. Scots get all hissy about 'muh independence' even though Scotland has effectively not existed for over 300 years.

Sinn Fein are sympathisers of a group that killed by far the most Northern Irish people in the Troubles. The UK government surrendered to the IRA and now we're paying the price.

It's incredibly depressing to see my country torn apart by phoney nationalists. When the phoney nationalists get their independence, they will realise that things won't change.

>>35331312
probably because they have to keep up appearances. the sun is a new paper that is targeted at the working class, and the working class where bound to vote leave anyway because of immigrants.

the same new paper is owned by the times that supported remain. its obviously to just carter to their target audience.

>>35331362
>believing the islam takeover
wew

>>35331367
cont. Phoney nationalists will end up paying the price because their nationalism isn't fuelled by a love for their 'country', it's fuelled by a hate for the English

>>35331223
Won't happen in my lifetime.

>>35331228
Have one group of friends that I go to a pub quiz with on wednesdays. The other I mostly talk to online as they've all gone to uni away from here. I know them all from sixth form and don't really need to meet any new people.

>>35331379
There are many muslims in high ranking positions in British government, including mayor of London.

Sounds like a takeover to me.

>>35331367
When Brexiters get to leave Europe they will also realise that things won't change.
>>35331390
It's more that Scottish people don't vote tory so they don't see why they should have to live under tory governments.

>>35331255
You only need immigrants when the population of your country is low and you need extra workforce. This usually happens when a country is being established, like a new colony. Or after a war or catastrophic disaster.
We've got plenty of people. The government just wants more because the accounts said so. They think we need to keep the post-WW2 population boom going forever.

Immigration needs to stop. Population needs to naturally reduce to sustainable levels. Then we can finally roll out mass automation, which we have the technology for, and usher in a new golden era.

>>35331404
Wew this must be bait, I'm gonna leave this conversation now.

>>35331412
You think that immigrants are what is standing between you and a life as a NEET who has everything provided for you without having to work?

>>35331409

>Scottish people don't vote tory so they don't see why they should have to live under tory governments

Londoners don't vote Tory so why should Londoners have to live under Tory rule?

>>35331390
Sometimes I think the entire EU was fuelled by hate for the English. I know we were, and still are always will be, a very important and essential part of the EU, I think the main thing holding Europe together is their hate for us and the Russians.
Hate for us more, because the Russians don't give a fuck and there's nothing anyone can do to make them give a fuck. It's more fun to hate us than them.

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>EU constantly tries to extract money out of Britain
>Omg why do ppl want to leave

>>35331409
>It's more that Scottish people don't vote tory so they don't see why they should have to live under tory governments.

Scotland has historically voted Labour. Scotland is a big enough block of seats that Labour always wins with the help of Scotland.

My constituency always votes Labour, does that mean that I should fuel an independence campaign because I don't want to live under 'Tory rule'?

>>35331345
>Wouldn't it be easier to stop letting them in?

maybe. regardless, in so many generations our culture is going to supersede their own, if we only accept a small amount. eventually islam will be perceived in the same way as Christianity. the media is the new fantasy machine.

>>35331436
i'd definitely support London becoming an independent city-state.

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>>35331458
>take money from more prosperous countries and use it to prop up terrible countries without actually improving them
>wonders why the prosperous country decides to leave

>>35331468
The fundamental flaw in your argument is that you think Scotland has a right to more power than it's 5,000,000 is entitled to.

The west midlands has a higher population than Scotland and yet has non of the things Scotland does like devolution and legions of MPs

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>>35331443
I agree with your sentiment, but I don't agree that we are an essential part of the EU.

The only two countries that are essential to the EU are France and Germany. If one leaves the EU will collapse. As long as both those countries are in, the EU will continue to exist.

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>>35331468
Like the Free City of Danzig? We all know how that turned out.

>>35331427
What? N-no, I mean mass-automation will help us advance technologically. We'll have friendly AIs and humanity will be able to focus on bigger things and move out into space.
If I just happen to live the NEET lyfe, that's pure coincidence.

Seriously, though, I think we need it. It would be great for mankind to automate the manual labour. Speed that up and free people for higher tasks. We can continue to shame NEETs and just step up higher education. Get everyone trained in good stuff, no matter their age. High-tech apprenticeships for everyone, with less worry about money.

>>35331465
we do not have a culture, Islam is a strong culture and system which will and is superceding our own.

>>35331412
i think the whole point of accepting immigrants it to create more diversity, and eventually remove racism. not saying this will happen but i imagine its the idea behind it. either this or to give people opportunities they will never have.

>>35331464
Labour is a unionist party so obviously not.

If your constituancy voted in a party that wanted independence for that constituancy then you'd have a point.

>>35331465
>in so many generations our culture is going to supersede their own

Our culture is now so watered down that theirs is stronger. Never heard of creeping sharia?

Stuff like Labour party rallies being segregated between men and women. Restaurants becoming BYOB in muslim areas. People saying there should be Muslim faith leaders in the house of lords.

We are bending over backwards for their culture and they're taking every advantage.

>>35331436
So the scots are whiny babies who want to take the ball and go home when the game isn't going well?

Makes sense.

I'm not a whore though, contrary to popular belief on britfeel

>>35331530
Whoops. This was for >>35331409.

Getting confused.

>>35331514
yeah we do. a culture is just how you act, the laws you impose, the philosophies you follow. rule of law, human rights, free thinking, opportunities, is part of our culture for example. its not like the government is randomly going to give up everything it stands for because some muzzie are throwing a fit.

Do you think we'll see marajuana legalised?
If so, when do you think it's happen?

>>35331367

>Hates Scots and Northern Irish
>Desperately wants them to remain in the UK

Ever think thats why they want to leave?

>>35331556
Free speech has already been sacrificed on the alter of political correctness.

>>35331531
why are you so bothered what we think

>>35331515

The falsehood of muh diversity is absurd. Only Europe, Australasia and North America are being pushed to accept unfettered immigration from the 3rd world.

>>35331515
That's a very over-the-top way to deal with racism.

That's not the real argument for diversity, though. It comes from this obsession with "innovation". The idea is that the more people there are from a wider range of backgrounds, the more likely it is that one of them will be a genius who will have a fantastic idea.
Keep bringing loads of people in and eventually we'll get lucky and one of them will know the cure for cancer.

Is that retarded? Yes. But I've heard those in government put forth that argument, albeit in different words.

>>35331562

Who cares what some wasters want legalised?

>>35331576
I don't hate Scots and NI. I hate the SNP and Sinn Fein.

>>35331587

I'm not really, I just find the rage a little amusing.

Do i buy a micra lads? or will the normies laugh at me?

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>>35331595
>Letting in people from lower IQ countries leads to innovation

>>35331531
>noble british men discussing politics
>some dumb bitch comes in shouting she's not a whore
Contribute.

>>35331579
i agree with that. i dont exactly agree with immigration. im just expressing some thoughts to see the argument behind them.

havent properly looked into immigration tbqh

>>35331602

Why are you so desparate to see Northern Ireland especially, but Scotland too remain in the UK?

The UK is an artificial entity and they can fuck off for all I care. What do we gain from having 6 Irish counties under our sovereignty? 11 billion a year lost.

>>35331576
Kek, that's pretty true actually. If you read these and /britpol/ threads you'd think most people prefer pakis to jocks/irish.

absolute state of people itt thinking NI will leave the union. Sensationalised media. Sinn fein got less seats than the DUP even when the biggest scandal of recent years occurred. Come next election there will be a large shift back to hardline unionism as middle class unionists get scared, mark my words.

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>>35331619
Don't you know that there are millions of little Einsteins dying in sweatshops right now you brute?

>>35331607
you may not be a whore but you're an attention seekers, hence the trip. if you wanted to join in and be a part of our community, then you would join in on the conversations, and get rid of the trip. i dont care if a female posts here, i just want people to be respectful.

>>35331619
Yup. All those unskilled immigrants who come over to work a min.wage job, because it pays more than their own country's minimum, are full of ideas and will go to all our universities and invent the next smartphone.
Then we can tax the shit out of that invention, because they don't pay enough on minimum wage.

>>35331619
Steve Jobs was the son of a Syrian migrant you savage!!

>>35331652
>wants tripfag to stop attention whoring
>keeps giving it free (You)s

>>35331620

I have contributed, but with the Trip off.

These were my posts

>>35331576
>>35331597
>>35331636

>>35331607
well why not say something to enrage people then,instead of defending your image.

>>35331632
You're saying our culture wont change because the government wants to bend of backwards for muslims.

But free speech which is a major part of our culture has already been killed to appease them.

In Rotherham muslims were allowed to get away with raping children for 10 years by government officials.

>>35331673
These are the most dreadful posts in the thread, if this is true please leave

>>35331652
The trip has like 6 posts, it'll just be one of the tranny posters wanting to roleplay as a real girl I'm guessing.

>>35331529
>Restaurants becoming BYOB in muslim areas

Sounds good to me mate. I always loved going to the BYOB curry houses in London. So much cheaper to bring in booze.

>>35331636
Because NI is ethnically, culturally, religiously, and historically more British than it is Irish. Give me one reason for Irish unification other than "hur dur it's the same Island.

Unification in NI is not as , and because Republicans are willing to murder other Northern Irish people to get their way. The UK is not an artificial entity. It is the oldest continusly governed country in the world and, especially since the industrial revolution, the British (UK) have shared a culture, history, and ethnicity.

Scotland hasn't existed since 1707. Scottish independence is about as nonsensical as Wessex independence.

>>35331692

No, I don't intend to leave. Can't handle someone disagreeing with your political opinion?

>some mad bint telling me why we should dissolve the union is the same as the one insulting that poor lad last night
huh who would have guessed guess she knows more than NI about an ulsterman the pretentious bitch

>>35331699
I've never seen a BYOB restaurant before,are they common?

>>35331709
Sorry, ignore "Unification in NI is not as , and because"

That was a typing error.

If you dont want to lose your culture you have to keep it alive yourself. The government shouldn't have to do it for you.

>>35331562
Not until Mays fucked off

>>35331699
>British culture being eroded
>Sounds good to me

>>35331697
could be that paki guy, he hasnt posted since the trip appeared, or at least i havent seen him post

>>35331739
>Muslims bending the knee and letting Brits bring their own cheap booze
>a bad thing

>>35331733
I don't want the government to keep our culture alive I want them to stop suppressing it

>>35331709

It's historically more Irish
It's religiously more Irish (or more Catholic)
It's culturally distinct from the UK
It's Ethnically half Irish, half Northern Irish.

I'm not sure why I should feel closer to either of those two foreign groups, they are both foreign as far as I'm concerned.

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>>35331712
your first post was a complete misinterpretation of what that guy said, your second was a baseless comment about people who smoke weed, and your third was an ignorant comment about something you have at best a cursory understanding of. Political opinion is fine if it is backed up by an argument or facts.

>>35331775
Does Ireland have a paki problem?

How long until yous reckon until there's a paki primeminister. I give it 10 years

>>35331739
If you let a brit save a bit of money, they will let you fuck them in the arse.
Poor global economy and the cost-cutting obsession has really turned us all into shadows of our former selves.

>>35331769
i swear you have to be trolling. you act so much like a typical middle class girl

>>35331786
I'd never vote for them ever. I also doubt most people will either

>>35331783
mainly polish if im being honest lad, i dont mind too much since they mainly keep themselves to themselves work hard and fuck off in a few years

plus unlike pakis they can have a craic

>>35331786
>labour and lib dems completely dead parties
>no real challenge to tories
mummy may will still be prime minister in ten years

>>35331783
More than NI

>fight to the death to keep white English out of Ireland
>Let in thousands of pakis

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>>35331806
>I also doubt most people will either

H-heh yeah lad..

>>35331775

Have you ever considered that people on the mainland couldn't care less about you Orange paddies.

People generally consider themselves English/Welsh/Scottish, the only people who call themselves 'British' are pakis trying to fit in, or Ulsterman trying to justify being part of the UK

>>35331769
??evidence
Catholicism=/="irish", many catholics do not support a united ireland, they are distinct people also
Almost every different county is ""distinct" in some manner in the uk
northern ireland is ethnically half northern irish? Do you have any grasp of what you've just said?

>>35331786
Not that soon. Plenty of people are still too racist/suspicious in every class.

>>35331725
They are mostly curry houses.

Sometimes you get the occasional place where they can't be bothered with licensing, or they have just opened and their licence hasn't come through yet.

>>35331799

Working class actually

>>35331827
To be fair, his rival was a hideous Jew who everyone hated.

>>35331367
Sturgeon really pisses me off she does because any chance she gets she bleats on about a second referendum like a child threatening to hold it's breath if it doesn't get it's way.

I was pleased that the union wasn't broken up but at this point she's going on about it so much that I just don't give a damn if they do get independence.

>>35331828
deffo a tranny. way too much of a baddie to be a real female

>>35331827
>only 45% white
>labour stronghold
>ran against shite opponents
Yeah. That really holds true for the entire country, lad

>>35331830

You said Ireland was more religiously British than Irish, what did you mean by that then?

>>35331786
There's literally a paki mayor of the capital city.
It could happen in the very next election. The guy could be a full dress-wearing muslim. And don't you dare not vote for the party that puts him up because then you would be the worst, most evil, most sinister and disgusting, damaging, destructive thing on the planet: a racist.
Oh, wait, second worst. The worst is a white man.

>>35331709
Scotland exists.

It's Britain that doesn't exist. It's a construct.

>>35331828
Okay, so you've implicitly recognised your past posts were mindless drivel, and have reverted back to form? I suppose you're consistent at least.

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>>35331800
> Patron saint of diversity (Pakis)
> Married to a rapist
> Saved Britistan from the Nazi Nigel Farage in the alternate timeline.

>>35331847
where you home schooled, or go to a boarding school? your attitudes are very middle class, especially your comment about people who smoke weed. you seem awfully stuck up.

>>35331848
Do jews remain so universally despised that people actually prefer hardcore muslims?

That sure gets the nerve clusters firing.

>>35331800
She literally died for nothing

>>35331858
>ran against shite opponents

Tell me about it. I would have abstained if i had to choose between a Paki midget and a billionaire kike who's married to a Rothschild.

>>35331800
Her surname sounds like 'Cocks'.

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>>35331531
>>35331607
>>35331673
>>35331712
>>35331769
>>35331828
>>35331847
>>35331861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

I'm here to help you

>>35331882

No, just regular state school. From my experience toffs are far more likely to smoke weed, working class people just smoke cigarettes for the most part.

>>35331855
She will keep calling for another referendum, every time she loses.

If the scots had a second referendum this year and chose, again, to stay in the UK then Sturgeon would call for another one next year. She'll keep calling for them until she gets her vote for independence. Then she'll come out saying you can't overturn such a vote and no referendums will ever be allowed ever again.

But as long as she keeps chanting "english bastards", the scottish public will never see this and will keep her in power.

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>>35331861
didn't say that, I'm not that poster. Lets wrap this up though:the people of NI have the right to decide and as of now there is no significant push for a border poll. You know why? They know they wouldn't win. You read a couple news headlines and consider yourself "informed" of the situation in NI;you're not, the situation here is not similar to scotland, the percentages just don't add up for a united ireland.

why has britfeel suddenly become so political? is everyone trying to show off for the female? i knew this would happen

>>35330753
WHERE THE HELL IS TGE ABSOLUTE MADMAN WITH THE PAPER? FIRST HE WAS OUTSIDE TGE PAKI SHOP, THEN IN THE KEBAB SHOP.

PLEASE DONT TELL ME HES WORKING THERE NOW

FUCKING MADMAN

>>35331935
stupid bint is politically illiterate can't help it

>>35331928
fair enough. i dont know. i live on a council estate and people here have been smoking weed since really young and drinking, while many middle class people i meet have never even been on a night out.

I'm actually fucking platinum mad that britfeel has sank to the level of replying to a tripfag.

Even /v/ has mostly managed to stop this.

Disappointed in you all lads.

>>35331930

At no point did I ever claim that if a border poll were held, it would result in a United Ireland. Having said that Brexit has almost certainly made people far more open to the idea.

I just don't see why Britain should keep subsidising part of Ireland.

>>35331972
it was always the funniest thing about 'Scrubs'

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>>35331924
I wanna fuck that android

>>35331976

I mean, a lot of people may have smoked weed once or twice, but middle class toffs really like to try hard and often become complete stoners.

>>35331823
Thats an unpleasant thought

FUCKING GIRLS?

THIS THREAD HAS CHANGED

>>35331997
Toobie is not for sexual

>>35331999

The trip gets trips, how fitting

>>35331999
i agree that more of them do it as a means to look hard and show off but i dont know if more smoke it.

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>>35332012
She is now.

>>35332005
Probably not even real girls.

Calm yourself, Shouty.

>>35331999
>middle class
>toffs

Oxymoron

Friendly reminder not to reply to attention seeking trips.

>>35331935
Brits are always political, lad. We enjoy complaining about it and then saying job done and not doing anything about it.

Also, unless you're directly agreeing with their moronic views, politics is an instant turn-off for women.

ok. lets get off politics. what are you lads eating? ive got some sausage rolls next to me, and i am about to devour them

also, does anyone want me to write them a poem

>>35332091
Just had a Rustlers burger mate.

>>35331929
Yeah I can see this. Won't stop until she gets what she wants, even though going their own way would be suicide if reports are anything to go by.

Wasn't there a poll recently that had support for independence at an all time low?

Why should we continue to subsidise Ulster scroungers? I'm listening

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>Jo cox
Who?

>>35331982
Where do you draw the line? Wales is very poor comparatively, do you intend to remove it? The North East too? Sure it used to be part of Danelaw it's not really english. See the problem? Where is the line in the sand here

Gateshead femanon is a GCHQ/MI5 psyop intended to disrupt britfeel.

there are people who unironically think scrubs is a deep drama

Business idea:Independent London, rest of the country is an economic shithole

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God damn a whole year? How did she manage?

>>35332242
>Where is the line in the sand here

The Irish sea would be a good start

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>>35332091
4 wraps and red pepper hummus.

got literally 6 journal articles and 3 book chapters i really need to read today, looks like im going to spend the next 6+ hours taking notes and maybe kill myself.

>>35332091
fuck all. would be my break at work would be eating a ham salad butty.
bloody sat in A+E now though waiting for some stitches on my finger though :(

>>35332269
London is an Islamic state so I support this idea

>>35332266
you have cracked the case, lad.

fuck off mi5

>>35332277

OMG that poor normie prey for her!!11!

>>35332242

Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, why should I be more loyal to orange paddies than green paddies?

>>35332091
I'm not eating anything because I'm waiting for dinner.

I'm so hungry.

>Handguns are dangerous
>Handguns are banned
>Muslims are dangerous
>Islam not banned

???

This is an exceptionally comfy thread today.

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Are they not self aware?

>>35332312
Ireland in it's entirety was part of the uk until around 1920. Ethnically Britain is at least 25% mick, more in certain areas. Ireland speaks the same language, the culture is overwhelmingly similar and the religion in a broad sense the same. The real question isn't why is NI part of the UK it's why the entirety of Ireland isn't

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Migrants are trashing an asylum centre in Germany because of their poor mobile phone reception

>>35332618
>it's why the entirety of Ireland isn't

Because there was a war, and virtually the entire island elected Sinn Fein. The people of Ireland wanted it, and we had no reason to keep it.

Why isn't the whole of the British isles ruled from Dublin, would that make you happier?

>>35331367
>The UK government surrendered to the IRA and now

The IRA gave up because they were filled to the brim with informants and each new attack the SAS or isolated "criminal gangs" were filling them with holes

It's also the reason the UK has hardly been touched terror wise compared to france, our counter terrorism forces are pretty on the ball.

>>35332622
this is why I voted to leave.

>>35332662
Ok good so you think that both might makes right, and the will of the people should be respected. Conflict is important, the people in NI were willing to create conflict (read:the troubles) to stay in NI, the good friday agreement was eventually fleshed out and here we are now, that is all perfectly logical, with NI as part of the UK. Your last line makes no sense, no idea what you're getting at there.

>>35332689
>spend years training against some retard paddy with fertiliser bombs
>more than prepared when some retard muzzy decides to make bombs using bleach
Love you thick Irish wanks

>>35331562
2030

the tories eventually get voted out we get a lib dem government that decide we need to legalize 420 and cut prison numbers

>>35332703

I don't think the will of less than a million orangeman should dictate that they are part of the UK.

You're a foreigner, a scrounging foreigner at that.

>>35331562
depends on
>states in the US
>how long tories can keep power
I'd guess 2025 absolute earliest

>>35332690
YOU BIGOT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ALL THESE REFUGEES WANT TO DO IS GET AWAY FROM WAR YOU RACIST!!

It's why I mostly voted leave too lad.

>>35332716
>lib dems ever being electable
you're in cloud cuckoo land m80

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>>35330753
I've moved into my room lads, here's the pro's and con's so far:

+Landlord is barely here, only other tennant works nights so I'm alone most of the time
+Cheap
+Decent internet
+Quiet area, landlords nice

-Smells like cat pee
-The bedrooms a bit cluttered since I did a deal for letting the landlord use the room as a study when I go out
-Privacy, no lock on the door and the room is a ground floor one facing onto the street

I'll ask her about the lock later on maybe, she's off to work now and even offered to let me use her staff discount at Tesco. Considering the lunatics I saw before this this is a nice place.

>>35332690
>>35332732
me too, lads.

not surprised that wasnt original

>>35332716

More like in 2030 our Islamic pm condemns weed for being haram

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>>35332723
>less than a million orangemen
oh, so the majority of the population of NI then? Sorry, you've got no argument.

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>>35332753
The last Liberal government was in 1915
Bloody hell

>>35332764

About 1% of the popluation of the UK

1% is less than a majority.

>day six of giving up wanking for Lent
>it's not getting better
Help

>>35332753
just like 2010 right? Lib dems have been polling decently for the first time in years, if May makes a cock up for hard-brexit and it goes sour people will turn to them not labour to fix the mess.

Labour are imploding and will probably splinter by next election into a different party with the infighting.

Farron is more electable than Dianne fucking Abbot and corbs that's for sure.

>Voting for the "fuck the will of the people we know best" party.

For liberals they sure do hate democarcy

who wants me to write them a poem? i will write it right now if you do

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Who else /looney party 2020/ here?

>>35332871
/brtifeel/ for heated pavement

>>35332852
>Voting for the "fuck the will of the people we know best" party

So basically our last 10 tory or labour governments

May was sucking EU cock and now she's suddenly changed her tune while snooping on your female ejaculation porn and /pol/ memes with new surveillance laws, yet britpol with bow down to her regardless.

>>35332857
gu on then lad write me a poem

>>35332819
yes im sure everyone at your university loves them, but in the real world they literally don't even stand in every constituency
>just like 2010 right
yeah like their best result in forever and they still got a minority of seats and then promptly threw away all that good will by forming a coalition with their literal ideological opposite
>Labour are imploding
yeah some of the people who support labour will go libdem, the conservative majority won't. just like a vote for ukip is a vote for labour, a vote for the lib dems is a vote for the tories
>Farron is more electable
most people have no idea who he is or what he stands

Once again, the lib dems won't be forming a government anytime soon

You guys think I should run as the /britfeel/ party?

>free lethal injections
>higher kettle chip tax
>state mandated gfs
>more bennies

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>>35332916
>>state mandated gfs

>>35332922
>Forced to accept an obese bennie queen chav who wouldn't even let you have a pop at her minge
>Kids won't stop screaming
>Shagging her dealer
No thanks, Corbo

>>35332951
Good thing it's an edit then

>>35332910
tell me your name, and i will, or give me a fake name.

>>35332963
With the Mail it's impossible to tell. There's a reason the Lft uses it as the sole example necessary to 'prove' that the Right controls the media and everyone is a bigot.

>>35332999
the names baz lad

>>35332916
>all cctv cameras along manchester canal to be removed

what do i do with the money i've saved up lads? The interest is shit but i don't know nothing bout no stocks

>>35333090
give us a 10er la

>>35333090
how much you got saved?

>>35333090
All in on AMD

>>35333090
I'd probably buy a Switch and new 4k TV if I were you tbqh

>invest all money in stocks
>could die tomorrow

Worrying stuff, might as well enjoy your money while you have it

i was just in topman trying on jeans and the girl at the counter came over and said "let me help you or you'll mess them all up"

i was thinking "bitch don't patronise me i'm trying to keep it neat" but obviously i didn't say it because I'm a pussy.

finally made it and got a qt gf guys, who wants to know more?

>>35333236
tell us then fuck off normie

>>35333220
>Switch and new 4k TV
lol

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>>35333220
>Buying a console with one fucking game and paid online

>>35333266
I already own a PS4 Pro and Xbone, what else would I buy

>>35333266
i'd buy a console with a fucking game even if was just the one, i'm very lonely hkv

>>35333279
Nothing.

Never know when you might need it.

>>35333090
iktf, how do you even buy stocks?

Captcha
>end of Greggs

Its a sign.

>>35333236
Dont forget. You're here forever..

Isn't purchasing stocks just acceptable gambling.

>>35333236
Is this gf of yours a slag?

>>35333220
>Switch
>4k (2160p)

kek, enjoy Zelda at max 900p

>>35333124
Like 6 grand from my wageslaving
>>35333220
I'm tempted but it's only got 1 game and I doubt it'll ever have more

>>35333368
I would just continue saving m8

>>35333340
Considering just doing the unacceptable gambling and betting it all on something likely

>>35333363
>not buying a 4k TV for UHD Porn

Pleb

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want to know how i know theres no women on britfeel? cos if there was they would have fucked me by now

>>35333042
baz, i remember when we camped, and you given to me as a lad but left as a lass.

To me you're the light, you remove the shadows from life, leave my world shining like a back alley fight

When i first glared, the desires suddenly birthed, i want your care, your hurt, and your creamy deserts

I hold hand out as you as i catch the tears of an angels weep, i keep them bottled for you, as i will give them borrowed on forgotten malefic feat.

Stick to me like a leach, and absorb my sorrows, for today we leave borrowed. time is on the morrow as we are to make love on our desires are sorrow

Time moves like a coward running from war. i am all yours. take me, and make me bazs whore.

>>35333368
objectively whatever that new mario game is will have to be experienced

>>35333434
tell me what you think of my poem to baz, lads. need some opinions. thanks

>>35333417

You look like too much of a chad.

>>35333438
it's a me, the same old shit! wahoo

>>35333340
Somewhat, you're putting your money on the performance of the company.
Difference is that with gambling it's a one time, all or nothing thing, stocks you can keep a hold of and sell later if things improve, that is unless the company croaks.

The idea is to spread the money so that if you do make bad investments, that it doesn't effect you too much.

In short; the idea is that in return for giving them money to use initially, you get to piggyback off of their success/failures.

>>35333466
what happens when he jumps on the people?!

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>>35333457
real question did i look better before i shaved? i got paranoid that my shit facial hair genetics werent growing thick enough so decided to get rid

>>35333457
want me to write you a poem?

>>35333368
Bayonetta 3
New No More Heroes
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Mario Odyssey
BotW (if you don't own a WiiU)

Don't buy that piece of shit yet though, wait for those games

>>35333417
its a shame that you take it up the bum

>>35333497
Go for it anon

>>35333495
Much better with beard, it's well maintained and not a neckbeard, but I am 99% certain that isn't you.

>>35333530
>but I am 99% certain that isn't you.

not him but why do you think this? we;re not all fat virgins here.

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>>35333495
*teleports behind you*

heh nothing personell kid

>>35333530
can you take that back and say i look better without it please

>>35333544

I know, but he just didn't look like the average anon who browses /r9k/ and /fit/

>>35333546 proved it anyway

>>35333546
His youtube channel is golden cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsjT_PXWx8

>>35333417
Average ottermode, no lats, no traps, poor shoulder-hip ratio
Bit above average face
Not chad at all, sad someone is roleplaying as this guy

Can Shipman poster write a post where I come into the surgery please.

>tfw there will come a day when you are remembered for the last time

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>>35333597
Does he honestly believe he's funny?

>>35333530
GatesheadFemanon
To thee that compare there are none
With you here the days are no longer blue
Pee pee poo poo

>>35333669
I don't mind, really.

It's not like I've done anything worth remembering.

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>>35332277
truly unthinkable

>>35333709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA

>>35333615
ottermode is exactly what the majority of women lust over, and it puts him in better shape than 95% of the population

>>35333781
unless someone is a competing body builder they are going to think his body is great. his body is going to look amazing to the average person.

its hard get get big and ripped natty. most people end up getting an ottermode body.

>>35333841
I'm naturally big and ripped though.

I look 10x better than that guy

>>35333742
oh! its where his dick is

>>35333870
you probably have great genetics. the average person who lifts doesent get that big. look at most of the people who post pictures on /fit/ most of them are about as big as the ottermode guy.

it doesent matter if someone is big or small really. people lift for different. if you want to fight, you should do a martial arts. if you like being big, thats great, if you like being small thats fine too. it only matters if someone is competing.

Remember when you're driving through a built up area twenty's plenty.

>>35333966
You know what I hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmhLS3DCoU0

>>35333953
Being small is really faggoty though.

>>35333953
>it doesnt matter if someone is big or small

Hahahahaha

>Tesco to take over Londis and Budgens

Cornershops are dead.

>>35334096
>Being small is really faggoty though.

why? you sound really insecure. being big doesent make you a man, and just because you're big doesent mean you can fight.

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>>35332810
>>35332810
Wow, good job. Keep up the good work.

>>35334158
I'm not insecure but I definitely would be if I was small and faggoty.

>>35334164
>implying cuck porn would tempt me
Wew

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>>35334233
Try this one on for size then kid

>>35332913
I work a mediocre IT role and enjoy my healthcare, travel and privacy. I voted in solely for my visa rights the EU guarantees me and the fact I don't enjoy my currency being devalued. Never been to uni but the likes of Farron etc offer a decent stance and change from the same old tories that we vote for and fuck all improves every four years.

If May makes a mess of hard Brexit and our currency/economy tanks people will vote lib dem as they are the only realistic alternative, labour as I say are likely to splinter and UKIP are irrelevant now with brexit and the fact Farage has stepped away.

I was born British, in England, to two 100% British citizens. (White middle class Volvo owners, blah blah blah)

My passport means nothing to me, nothing at all. I thought England was a poorly run shithole as a kid and it's only gone downhill fast since then. Like most expats, I only go back for weddings, funerals and to stock up on Marmite once a year.

I left the UK aged 24 to see if the grass was greener elsewhere. It is, so I settled down in Scandinavia and I have absolutely no intention of ever moving back to a country paralyzed by over population, political correctness, right wing fascism, poor education, terrible dentistry, the world's worst hotels & H&S laws that have nothing whatsoever to do with safety and everything to do with avoiding litigation.

>>35334289
really bad idea to give a dog spaghetti because they don't chew it
they swallow it whole and then it gets tangled in their guts and doesn't come out properly

>>35334316
>t. swecuck

>>35334202
you're projecting then lad. sound like you think a persons size reflects their masculinity. most fighters throughout history had an otter mode type body. i like lifting but none of it matters at the end of the day, and you shouldent project your insecurities onto other people. its like a black belt walking around and judging people based on whether they can beat him in a fight.

>>35333669
>tfw I break the murder highscore and my manifesto, recordings and writings are remembered on anonymous anime forums well into to future

all planned out m8

>Finally got a new job
>Not starting till Friday
>Parents away for a week
>Drunk on whiskey
>Jamming with my friends tomorrow

L I T E R A L L Y the happiest I've ever been right now.

Should I fuck off forever?

>>35334373
>when the psyops get to you through /britfeel/

called it

>>35334316
Bad cheat that just moving to a better country. If we all did it the world would be fucked. I bet you main fox you little shit.

>>35334377
>Should I fuck off forever?
Yes, happy man

>>35334392
*waves*


Bye m8.

>>35334417
See you next thread, normie.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you doing today?
What are you up to?
What's for din dins?

Hope you're all feeling great on this fairly sunny Monday and have had a great time doing whatever it is you choose!

>tfw looking at moving again
effort

>>35334417
See u tomorrow when the whiskey wears off

going to watch alien vs predator 2 lads

whats up

>>35334453
>whats up
Being disturbed by your poor taste in film

>>35334548
can't watch a Bergman film every night lad

>>35334571
If you want to watch a film for fun there are far better films than AVP2

>>35334295
What do people mean when they say "Hard Brexit"? We're either in the single market or we're not...

>>35334601
name 9.

>>35333988
Liverpool is shite to be fair

>>35334639
Calm down kidda or I'll throw a chip barm at your head

>>35334604
Soft brexit means brokering a trade agreement
Hard brexit means trading at WTO rules which will destroy our economy.

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>on twitch
>chat rules say english only
>two muslims shitting it up with romanised arabic
>call it out
>get banned
Fuck this world

Theresa May is a genius. She is really playing the daft brexiters like a fiddle.

>>35334835
>call it out
>oi mudslimes take that fuckin muzzer gibberish elsewhere you fuckin pedo terrorists scum REEEEEEEEEEE KappaRoss

>>35334890
I just said "The chat is english only, lads"