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take it easy edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOMGIbY-9s
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stop bullying japan
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london

is shite
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75 l*ndons in the last thread
let's stop now guys
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dont get the hate towards london
makes the economy work n that
if you dont like the city just dont go there
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Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98fqXx-KFgI
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>>71970280
that early one with her in the sort of military looking uniform and high collar is pretty rad
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London has nice parts and shit parts

the North has shit parts and .... Islamic parts?
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Statistically there's only a 38% chance that the Londoners on /brit/ are white british

Nothing wrong with that of course, it's just an observation
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BRIT MORE LIKE SHIT HAHAHA SHART BOLLOCKS DOING A WANKY POO HAHAHAA D E A N O RORKE RASHEED RASHORKE RORKESHEED
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TIL: Coventry was bombed in WWII
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business idea: post nice things about each other's locations
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The north of England is actually shit desu, virtually no redeeming features

Scotland is the best part of the UK, then Belfast, then the south of England
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>>71970340
they really should get around to cleaning it up sometime
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Rate the new gf lads, she's a Londoner.
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live in Wigan

can hear Islamic prayer calls every day, I think its ok
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very interesting how lefties harp on like hardcore capitalists every time immigration and the economy is mentioned.
incredible levels of mental gymnastics going on in their runt noggins.
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Is he natty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ZnS3nTD0s
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small town lads are always bitter about everything
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>>71970360
At least you're not genociding Jews anymore
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>>71970329
do you persist with this gimmick even knowing that you're wrong?
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Statistically there's only a 50% chance that the Londoners on /brit/ are female
Nothing wrong with that of course, it's just an observation
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What amuses me is that northerners say "non white" like it's a negative
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>>71970329
even less than that, when you consider most whites are older than the average age of the population
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>>71970360
london is full of pakis but it's full of everyone else too
thought i would hate the diversity but it was actually pretty interesting (only visited the nice areas)
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>>71970366
>Scotland is the best part of the UK, then Belfast, then the south of England
you went from a constituent country, to a city, then to a region
sort your life out
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>>71970366
>south cumbria
mental midget
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>>71970381
natural twat, yeah
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>>71970380

Leftism is a religion
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my peng dinner: small bowl of white rice
and for the dessert a pear
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Cats, yes or no?
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>>71970298
Read this and have your mind opened to the London menace

http://www.economist.com/blogs/blighty/2013/05/birmingham

Birmingham had a higher standard of living and faster growth rate than London in the mid 20th century until jealous and bitter Westminster politicians deliberately sabotaged it
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Can't think of 1 good thing about the North

>criminal violent chav filth
>mosques on every corner
>shit dreary weather
>ugly fucking buildings
>crumbling infrastructure
>government doesn't care about you
>entire region looks like a rundown industrial estate
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>>71970425
nothing on the rice?
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What do northern rorkes do when they go abroad. Do their little heads explode when they see diverse societies? Oh who am I kidding northerners don't go abroad
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>>71970380
Capitalism and Communism are two sides of the same shekel

globalist, materialist, anti-white, elitist and cancerous
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tuna and rice pre-gym

italian sausage pasta with pecorino and a lovely glass of Merlot for dinner ;^)
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>>71970429
yes :p
mine died a few years ago, can't wait to get one when i move out
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New timepiece lads
So I can get to work exactly when Mr Goldstein needs me
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>>71970391

Actually I do have a problem with females posting here
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>>71970446
whats your alternative smartarse
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The bourgeois need to swing Tbh
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>>71970425
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>71970436
pinch of sugary soja sauce
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>>71970434
The North? That just applies to Britain lad. Everywhere.
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>>71970465
even me? im a girl btw
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>if it isn't london its the north
mongs
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CROSS THE BORDER
MOSQUES ON EVERY CORNER

NORTHERN ENGLAND WAHEYY
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Ah yes...london
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>>71970463
very fashionable
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>>71970473
radical centrism
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>>71970442

Not true, they've probably been to London.
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>>71970477
nice

bit small
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>Ugly Japanese men with small willies get to have intercourse with AIKA for MONEY

Meanwhile, my willy remaina FIRMLY outside of AIKA's vagina, this is an injustice and needs to be STOPPED!
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>>71970442
>Do their little heads explode when they see diverse societies?
they go to british tourist hotspots in spain
ironically these places are probably more white british in the summer months than their hometown is
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>>71970499
who's that paki fella front and centre?
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this shit is amazing
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>>71970499
you live in fucking ethiopia
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>>71970499
Literally what's wrong with this you stupid mong
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first london ruins britain
now london ruins /brit/
fucking golden
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Birmingham poster here, struggling to hear the prayer calls over the constant ak47 fire and revving of bmw engines
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>>71970425
>dessert a pear
you mean a Pierre, aaaammmiiirite?
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Lads I'm skinny everywhere except for a big belly

How do I lose my belly yet gain a bit of muscle? (I still want to be slim but not skinny)
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London is the only nice place in the UK
London has the only civilised people in the UK
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>>71970429
N
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/06/british-ranch-owner-killed-by-armed-raiders-during-kenya-land-invasion

Glad to see the lads wiping out the last vestiges of British and European colonialism in Africa
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>>71970477
>pinch
*dash
>soja
soy
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>>71970499

need a big glasses gf
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Burger King is shit
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>>71970491
tfw deep south
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Don't want you to get it on with nobody else but me
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>be from the west country
>make fun of london
>they make fun of the north back
literally bulletproof, lads
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best post of the year award
>>71970552
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>>71970463
>lefty
Kys
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>>71970599
oooh arr I ran out of cider I did
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>>71970473
Third Position
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>>71970461
This one's almost 12 I think. It's mum is still alive too
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>>71970575

hmmm
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>>71970584
bacon cheese burger is the only thing worth getting but it's a lot better than anything from maccies
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going to start on the wine
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>>71970618
um excuse me but that's very hurtful.
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>>71970618
buy some more then
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Can't watch ASMR Darling anymore, since I saw that video off her calling someone a nigger
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>>71970627
Ah yes lets compare countryside + towns to a giant city
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>nz lad hasn't posted his willy yet
Waiting
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>>71970584
fast food lad, of course its shit. I went to nandos for the first time a few weeks ago, figured it was going to be great. Turns out its a training restaurant for teenagers that serves bollocks overpriced food.
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>>71970552
>>71970612
samefag
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>>71970630
their specials which change now and again are always good
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>>71970615
I'm right handed but I have a hard time putting it on my left hand for some reason
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>>71970516
need to suffer to stay beautiful hun x
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>>71970649
link
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>>71970627
Why are Scottish people so violent?

Even worse than Northerners
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do we have to argue about london for 10 straight threads?
for fuck's sake lads
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>>71970634
bit early
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>live on the south coast
I am untouchable
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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos, 95% white in the centre
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>>71970696
constantly drugged up on heroine
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>>71970699
good post

let's talk about communism instead

china: is it communist?
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>>71970499
>Ok, yes now all the white people move to the back please...Yes thats better
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Why are Essex people so trash
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probably not the right place to ask, but how much should i grind weed to smoke in a pipe
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fuck it lads i'm getting the fillet o fish tomorrow
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>tfw no Gyaru gf
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>>71970699
can't hack the banter rasheed?
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>>71970475
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>>71970701
me too, its shitter than people think but not as shit as their towns.
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the absolute state of this yank's bumhole
>>71970567
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>>71970739
5 grams
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>london is more relevant than communism
lefties rekt by darkies, as usual
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Accidently touched a girls boob today with my elbow, it was like a soft pillow, am I still a virgin?
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There is nothing wrong with Islam
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>>71970730
>so trash
why is everyone from london some fresh of the boat human scum who can't speak english properly?
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i don't "live" as such but my body is located in the eastern region of this island so i guess one could class me as 'untouchable'
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>>71970763
Unless you also accidentally put your penis in her vagina, yes
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South West>Wales>South east>north>scotland
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>>71970430
mong faced grime twat detected
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ELLO AM STAY SAY DOO LAY AN I WANNA NO WHY YA A BLOODY RAYCIST !
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stole a biscuit out of my flatmates cupboard
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>>71970684
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488826910169.webm
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accidently looked at a girl earlier
am I pregnant now?
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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ohh arr
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the el vino is flowing
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>>71970779
What if I accidently touched her hand with my ring and little fingers?
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>>71970764
t. Mohammed Islam Raheem Al-Kebab
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>>71970774
pics of body
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>tfw you failed the shit test before you could lay foundation and escalate

I leaded with a neg and gave clarity of intent but still fucking failed.
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>>71970519
had a wank over her almost exactly an hour ago.
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dresden
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>>71970808
need an abusive american gf
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>>71970834
>What if I accidently touched her hand with my ring

This is getting into sexual assault territory

Do you want me to call the police?
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>>71970851
fuck off tyler
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I am muslim I have done nothing wrong

fuck off
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>>71970822
*mhhhhm*
>being poor
hehehehe XD
edit: thx for gold kind redditor!!!!1!
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>>71970843
n-no
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>>71970822
well if children don't want to be in poverty they should get up off their arses and get a job
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>>71970764
statistically this poster is from london
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>Best thing to have come from the North: Oasis and good football

>Best thing to have come from London: International Jewry
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>>71970822
truly the midlands are superior
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>>71970672
spacker
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WHAT HAVE I BECOME
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>>71970808
>no yank asmr gf to call me a nigger
gonna end it all
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>>71970830
brent mused
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Why doesn't South Africa just deport all the white people
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if you are poor or not a south westerner its your fault
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>>71970909
this is just a population density map
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London is absolutely full of wogs
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forgot to study for the shit test and almost failed
lucky it was bell curved
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>>71970872
>I have done nothing wrong
nope

renounce your religion
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>>71970928
None of the black ones know how to fly a plane
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there's people starving in the world (which I hate)
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Cat is asleep again
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>>71970928
the government thinks slowly killing them off is easier
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don't like a single one of you
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went to london for the first time in 8 years. very nice place shame about the pakis though
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>>71970996
even me?
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lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, once she's locked out nickle back her till game over.
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Has the North ever done anything for Britain?

All of British history is from the South/London
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> By 1961 household incomes in the West Midlands were 13% above the national average, exceeding even than those of London and the South East.
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>>71971007
every time I go there I'm shocked

it's so dirty, crowded, rude and soulless
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gonna walk the dog round the block
I expect a wealth of high quality posts to read by the time I get back or there'll be trouble
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>>71970996
Even me? :3
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>>71971029
Wonder how many people got into /pol/ and rorkism because of all the anti SJW PUA meninism bollocks
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>>71971048
>All of British history is from the South/London
umm no sweetie x
>what was the industrial revolution
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midlands_Enlightenment
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Ahh yes, normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U29KYVyX8MY
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>>71971048
the industrial revolution retard
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>>71971052
WE WUZ KANGZ
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>>71971029
dont understand a single bit
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>>71971048

the (west) midlands was the epicenter of the industrial revolution
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>>71971096
what the fuck is Spa
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trying to smoke DMT through this piece of shit. it doesn't work.
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>>71971026
>>71971065
especially you
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>>71971048
>Has the North ever done anything for Britain?
the armstrong gun
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>>71971077
Probably a very good share.

Speaking from experience the PUA culture is easy to fall into if you're young and insecure.
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>>71971048
the midlands were literally the spearhead of the industrial revolution.
London is just a big port/trade city but not terribly important besides that in terms of cultural and scientific production historically.
the rise and fall of Birmingham mirror the rise and fall of the Empire.
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>>71971133
fuck off
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>>71971091
>Midlands enlightenment
Oxymoron
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>>71971143
fuck you then cunt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSpEU3iVhiY
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>>71971098

literally were

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Chamberlain
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>>71971143
Well I still like you ;p
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Northerners

There is already a thread for you, fuck off
>>71946895
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>>71971173
>rockingmre
HAHAHAH WHAT A RUNT
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>>71971161
someone doesn't known his own country's history
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Birmingham, Manchester and Liverpool were all far more important cities than London in the 20th Century up until Thatcher.
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>>71971186
nah, too many londoners in it already
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Places that don't exist
>Narnia
>The shire
>The Midlands
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>>71971056
I thought the people there including the immigrants were really nice idk it just seemed so friendly coming from a really cold part of the country
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>>71971150
this

places like /fit/ are full of "meninist" stuff which inevitably ties into rorkism
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HS2 will make brum great again
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>>71970463
>not 24 hour clock

step up nigga
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Birmingham was never good
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>>71971230
Fuck rorkes
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>>71971215
the shire is literally New Zealand
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Wtf I love Pakis now
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>>71971230
Same way feminism is intrinsically linked to modern socialism
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Northern girlfriend sent me this
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>>71971230
don't equate taking pride in masculinity/fitness with this lazy self-help from bitter women haters.
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>>71971186
I believe they can be, but they need to realise that their sexual deviancy isn't the norm and that their predispositions to various degeneracies will be kept in check by social pressure, if not, the state. Gay pride marches with their asses out and wearing bondage gear in front of children can fuck off.
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>>71971150
PUA culture is just MRA womenhaters that are attractive enough to trick women into sleeping with them

They'll never find a good girl because they just chuck and fuck daddy issues girls
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Brexit will devastate London. The intelligent Jews and cosmopolitan bankers will leave and only the brown scummy hordes will remain in their ugly hovel of a city.
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meninism should lead to homosexuality not rorkism
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vote ukip?
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>>71971266

educate yourself, it was the model for civic pride for much of the 20th century.
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this snake just ate a commie


reply with thank you mr snek
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The midlands was formed by the industrial revolution
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>>71971230
>working out is sexist and racist goy!
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eating chicken legs
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>>71971230
>>71971267
>i'm just a physically repulsive little weakling because people who lift weights are rorkes
okay x
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>>71971312
No im not a rorke
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>>71971150
this

i fell for it and it just made me depressed even more

i've accepted i'll die a virgin now, much better for my mental health
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>>71971287
t.roastie
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Took a call from a very angry man at work today. He was swearing at me and all sorts. In the end he asked to speak to a manager, I put my manager on, customer hurled more abuse and my manager just cancelled his subscription with us for being abusive to staff.
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wonder whats best between some indians having their little shop selling stuff and a bunch of chavs on the dole
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>>71971352
Whats a rorke?
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>>71971312
I'm actually too rorke for ukip
they don't go nearly far enough
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>weekend and evening /brit/ when students, workers and other productive members of society are on is left-wing, intelligent, fun, interesting, avant-garde

>weekday /brit/ when the productive members of society are busy and only NEETs are on is bitter, angry, right-wing, racist, repetitive and depressing

Rather interesting, no?
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I am muslim, i do nothing wrong and I come here you idiots are complaining about me
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>>71971330
A Python can not detach its jaws wide enough to get past a human's shoulders. Only babies and kids under 5 are potential Python food. Fact.
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>>71971348
>having to ask 4chan for fitness help
Hello rorke runt
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the 'cash me outside' girl is pretty smart
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>>71971330
reckon if a snake every at me like that I would just punch myself out of the snake's insides
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>>71971382
buzzword used my these people
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>>71971371
>working in a call centre
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My high school crush had a baby this morning, a boy
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>>71971388
What are you on about? Weekend/late /brit/ threads are fucking awful and busy. Today is was nice, relaxed and mature
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>>71971348
>physically repulsive
why do you gym goers get so butthurt whenever people reject your cancerous culture?
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>>71971336

that photo is old as shit
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>>71971381
but the chavs fund the indians business by buying booze and fags (which the indian probably bought from france on his trip through the tunnel in his white van)
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>>71971416
t.Rorke
Commies don't like this autism
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Why women hate you.

Because you're rude to people who annoy you online. Women sense these things, they can look at you and deduce by reading your facial expressions that you're the type of person who'd tell them to fuck off when they comment on reddit to offer their point of view "as a woman." Because you'd call her male best friend a cuck and tell her he's jerking off thinking about her and she can only enjoy that fact when she's technically unaware of it, now you ruined the fun.
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>>71971432
stop living in the past
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>>71971338
we've come so far that the bloated corpuscles ITT are doubling down with the established rhetoric since everything against it has been labelled "evil" and right wing now.
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So south = london, and north = everything else judging by these threads.
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>>71971399
>>71971414
Yes they can and no you would get fucking digested
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>>71971388
im a student, probably unironically one of the most intelligent people here, and i really hate 99% of the lefties who post here (at least the extremely vocal ones). They're as bad as that one /pol/ american, but where he spams the n word they just say "rorke" like it's some epic joke
they cannot handle banter
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>>71971382
the opposite of a rasheed
>captcha:sheffield midlands
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evening /brit/ is just the fucking worst

it's just so, so bad
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>>71971455
commies are rorkes
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>Weekday /brit/
>calm, relaxed, mature, nice pace

>Weekend/late /brit/
>14 year olds screeching about marxism anarchism or something autistic like that
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>>71971430
it's hard graft you couldn't handle it Deano
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>>71971476
You a leftie irl?
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>>71971487
and you're posting in it
wonder if those two things are related
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Northern posters = "WE WUZ KANGS"

MUH THATCHER
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>>71971400
creasing
i can tell how much of a pencil necked little cunt typed this
>>71971437
alri golf lad
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>>71971455
Into the snake subhuman 14 yo
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lads
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imagine being an unironic communist, but acting like you're better than the run of the mill uni socialist types.
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>>71971473
> you would get fucking digested

not gonna get digested in under a second am I?

that's how long it would take me - one punch - to heem that snake's insides to mush with my fist
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requesting that pasta which describes /brit/ at different times intervals throughout the day.
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>communism

Ah the screeching 14 year olds have started again
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>I'm almost 23

Should i go travelling before it's too late?
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>>71971550
not sure theres a difference between socialism and communism
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>>71971497
Late night /brit/ is the best /brit/ desu if you ignore the yanks.
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>>71971455
Think you need to reevaluate what you think this poster trying to portray, it's not pro-communist
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Eva is the best girl
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if youre a communist you are either 12 or have down syndrome, most likely both
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>>71971511
idk really. I guess sort of. I like Clement Attlee's economic policy but I don't like the way that the modern left has decided that the hill it wants to die on is fighting for mass migration. I prefer trump to clinton and am an isolationist. I hate thatcher
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>>71971546
>unironically giving mook your shekels
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/brit/ the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.

You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
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reckon totalitarism is the way lads
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>>71971514
I improve this thread

Londonposters, rorkes and autistic memelords looking for (You)s drag it down
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>>71971546
hello newfriend
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>>71971499
call centre is literally deano: the job
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>>71971574
'travelling' is just something people do to avoid starting a career
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>>71971575
the more delusional you are the more of a communist you become
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What do I need to run a bed and breakfast lads?
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>The most successful leopon program was at Koshien Hanshin Park in Nishinomiya City, Japan. A lioness called Sonoko was mated by a leopard called Kaneo. The lioness voluntarily assumed a position on her side to allow the much smaller leopard to mount her.

>The hybrids proved to be sterile and the last one died in 1985. However, later leopons have successfully fathered cubs with liguars, hybrids between a male lion and a female jaguar. The resulting animal is called a leoliguar.

So it's possible to breed a half lion, quarter leopard, quarter jaguar second generation hybrid.

Yet blacks and whites are the same species because they can breed lol
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>>71971621
Yeah, I can't seem to find one. Only problem is i can't be bothered coming back to still struggling.
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lads
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>Why yes I critique socialism and communism
>No i haven't read any theory why?
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>>71971605
this is painfully accurate and to avoid having to deal with it im going to pretend as though i didn't read it

NOT
ONE
WORD
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>>71971521
*batters your skull with a driver*
>>71971574
bohemian ponce
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>>71971605
>You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
>implying I'm not already there
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Stop seeking control
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>>71971605
Hows that psychology a-level working out for you?
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>>71971666
lad
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>>71971639
racist, fake news, pseudoscience
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>>71971671
this applies more to people who identify as communists and socialists though
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>>71971605
classic jewish psychoanalysis
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>>71971666
woah an oldfag!
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>>71971605

not my fault i have aspergers
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>>71971722
>implying
Socdems aren't socialist
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mad how /lit/ posters can write in a smart manner about absolutely mundane and stupid things
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>>71971605

t. unenlightened worm
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>>71971687
Good post
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>>71971574

No travelling is a waste of time

Save your money for that end terrace in Basingstoke young man, you haven't made it until you have insurance, debt, a mortgage and a vauxhall corsa and Sky TV with all the sports and movie packages
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the leftypol retards keep ruining every thread
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>>71971671
what makes you think that?
when you read the theory, plus stuff beyond the theories, you can see how rubbish it all is.

communists today in the west are either cultists or fasionistas, with no exceptions.
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>>71971811
I too have watched fight club
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>>71971815
Good
we're taking over
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>>71971048
civil war began in hull
war of the roses between YORKSHIRE and LANCASHIRE
lets not fucking mention IRELAND or WALES or SCOTLAND yew ootter fookin moron
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stop being absurd
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the proto-gf teaches english in france but she's originally from southern england

she's very lovely
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>>71971823
Nice argument kid I'm sure you've read Capital
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>>71971617
Sales maybe.

Inbound work is for hyper-intelligent analytical types who have to think on their feet.
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>>71971811
what does travelling offer?
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i remember the time I thought I had a protogf
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stop having rebellious or against the curve thoughts and ideals
just live like a dead leaf passing by on a water stream
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right wingers when immigration is mentioned
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>>71971835
stalin hated nonwhites
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Just posted the copy pasta in britfeel thanks lad
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>when tfw no gf hits you
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>>71971865
alri dean pal haha
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>>71971893
No he didn't you mong
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>>71971621
I'm going to travel and start a career
also a "career" is meaningless especially now
>oh boy better work hard at Goldburg & Deano's so maybe in 5-10 years I'll hit middle management and can buy a new black BMW on finance!
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>>71971674
>>71971684
>>71971688
>>71971731
>>71971762
>>71971797

Thanks for the (You)s lads, that was almost too easy
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Reminder that Deano bangs chicks who look like this
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>>71971865
t. call centre worker
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Shan't be entertaining the notion that ________ .
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>>71971865
>Inbound work is for hyper-intelligent analytical types who have to think on their feet.
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Did you lot know that fascism is the application of aesthetics to politics.
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thoughts on reading whilst drunk?
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>>71971771
the vast majority of people who identify as communist couldnt even tell you the difference between communist and socialist and have never read any theory
t. student who interacts with self-proclaimed "communists" every day
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>>71971949
that this gimmick isn't shit
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>>71971878

a glimpse outside this dreary grey island
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>>71971945
t. arrogant student OR civil service fast track wanker
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>>71971930
well don't come crying to me when you're broke in your forties
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>>71971966
Do NOT like fascists
>>71971972
You mean liberals who think socialism is free shit?
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>>71971972
Modern Communism = I don't want to pay taxes but I also want the bins picked up
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>>71971865
t. Matt Ludford
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>>71971986
nah it was quite funny earlier
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>>71971574
Yes, I always enjoy travelling, even if I don't particularly like the destination in the end.

It promotes a different way of existing, free of obstacles or rigorously-held standards of time and scheduling. It allows you to appreciate culture more readily, and other things you might have overlooked in your own backyard when you're in your daily grind mode.
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>>71971986
too many negatives in there. can you rephrase that for me
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>>71971848
I have
I've read most of Marx's work and used to call myself a "communist"
once I was jolted out of that phase and began to read beyond the established commie canon it just all seemed to ridiculous honestly.
I can't really understand how communists can take themselves seriously.
I imagine its because they section themselves off inside of a "Marxist only" information bubble, which is why I said they are cultists.
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>>71971621

Yes I too want to dedicate my life to wage slavery and climbing the corporate ladder, very fulfilling existence
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>>71971935

make sure you spend them on something nice
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get the feeling that these so called communists only like the aesthetic of it
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>>71972035
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>>71971892
>people caring about a failed ideology that belongs in the trashcan of history

>>71971925
Your dumb. Read up on what he thought of jews and niggers
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>>71971893
good lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7no7KGKaBhk
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>>71972026
But I've read right wing lit tho...
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>>71972029
existence doesnt have to be fulfilling
as long as you exist, thats what it is
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new

>>71972070
>>71972070
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>>71972077
see>>71972044
dumb cunt
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>>71972062
chuckling
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Hey guys, got another problem for a translation assignment, anyone willing to help me out?
It's about tractors and shit. This particular work is about a special course made for technicians in order to "update" them about new models and have them able to handle problems and shit about those models.

The part that bothers me is the following:

>By the end of this course, technicians will be able to:
>Design a great handoff to the customer

As you can guess, it's a bulletpoint list. What's a handoff exactly in that situation? Is it passing control of a tractor to a customer?
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>>71970463
alri osama
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