Just did my bi-monthly teeth brushing, AMA

>>35329174
>bi-monthly teeth brushing
>posting on r9k

yep checks out kek

I need to brush but I'm procrastinating

Haven't brushed my teeth yet this year. Is it worth it?

>>35329213
It's nice not having all the thick gunk on your teeth, but honestly you can just rub that off with a paper towel or a napkin
It also feels nice to have clean teeth in general, and it gives you a little boost of confidence, but honestly it's not worth the effort to do more than once a month

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>have braces

I have to clean and brush my teeth 3 times a day or else my breath and mouth will be literal death.

Whatever happened to the anon who'd make threads reminding us to brush our teeth, and hassle whoever posted. I really needed him, he was my only motivation to do it

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>>35329174
How do you do it, anon?

I couldn't stand my breath even after 1 day of no brushing.

>>35329343
I don't ever smell my own breath, idk what you're doing wrong

>>35329174
>brushing your teeth
>ever
I want normals to leave

>>35329362
>making your parents pay to have your teeth drilled because you couldn't brush your teeth once in a while
Ingrate

>>35329234
>being this disgusting

Start brushing and flossing before your teeth shatter the next time you eat something crunchy

>>35329174
how much did you bleed?

originual

>>35329383
Fuck off normalfag
In an original way

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>dumb Americans still believe flossing actually works

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>>35329357
Breathe on the top of your hand, then take a good whiff.

Post results. Don't lie.

>>35329385
Only a little bit
I usually barely bleed at all if I stick on schedule, but I went a little longer without brushing this time
Brushing your teeth daily is such a normalfag meme, I've been doing this for 4+ years, and all that's happened is my teeth are tinted yellow (but not crackhead hillbilly yellow) and my breath stinks. I do get mild aches on rare occasions, but it's negligible.

>>35329415
It doesn't smell that bad, really. Just smells like warm air with a little bit of stink. Maybe it's just because my room already stinks pretty bad and I'm just used to it, I dunno.

>>35329418
>all that's happened

>everything that can happen before the cavities and rot progress

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>>35329418
Do you drink soda frequently as well?

You're on the fast track to rotmouth and severe dental pain.

>>35329377
>implying I don't have god tier tooth genes and my teeth are perfectly intact even though I never brush them
they actually look better than most people's teeth kek

>>35329441
I drink maybe one can of soda a week, sometimes two. I don't plan on living long enough for any of my lifestyle choices to catch up with me, really.

>>35329449
*aren't

originalll

>>35329174
Good news !!!!

Since you leave your toothbrush next to your sink, every time you flush your toilet, the microscopic mist of feces, urine, bacteria and mold that aerates and envelops the bathroom literally washes your toothbrush.

So you brush your teeth with a fine mist of feces and piss... Not to mention all the toilet bacteria and parts per million of mold.

Genius

>>35329457
My brother did the same thing starting like 2 years ago, one of his teeth shattered a few months ago and he started having mad pain.

Honestly if you plan on living more than a few more years just brushing once before you go to sleep does wonders, flossing too. To the floss memers floss and smell that disgusting shit. Floss for a week and notice that there is no bad smell anymore and you no longer feel your teeth ache ever so slightly.

>>35329511
>what's a medicine cabinet?

>>35329515
Like I said, I've been doing this for over 4 years and nothing bad's happened. They only ache when I grind my teeth too much, and even then it's not that bad.

>>35329274

DEATH : still better than the other option -

The wretched stench of negro sperm

>>35329526
Hm, you must be doing something right then. Carry on.

>>35329516
A 'medicine cabinet' is a thing that usually contains three to four shelves inside it.

Each one being too short to hold an upright toothbrush

Q: what's a 2nd toilet ?

A: your mouth

>>35329174
why do you not brush every day

>>35329562
>tooth brushes can only exist upright

>>35329572
Because I'm not a retarded normalfag

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>haven't brushed in a month
>teeth pearly white
>my chad brother brushes every day and just got a cavity
Fucking toothlets lol

>>35329572
Why not brush once a month?

Lol @ teeth 'shattering' from not brushing regularly

I'm afraid that for teeth to shatter, there must be considerable structural damage, and a lessening of the plastics of the bone (hyperplasticity)

Whoever's teeth SHATTERED had a lot more than just plaque going on

Sounds like an unhealthy chump

>>35329574
Laying your toothbrush on its side in the medicine cabinet is the fastest way to get a bacterial proliferation on the toothbrush, second only to letting the fine mist of toilet water envelop it.

The toothbrushs's bristles WILL make contact with the shelf in the medicine cabinet

Sorry, but you're not fooling anyone

Fecesmouth

>>35329641
>tooth brushes can only lay with their bristles facing down
>their back side doesn't exist

Q: what good does a mouth full of pearly whites do you when you don't have the balls to look a girl in the eyes and make her decide to invest part of their existence, sexual and otherwise, into your existence ?

Seriously...

Siegfried and Roy have white teeth, too

And their teeth see more sperm than a truck stop hooker on St Patrick's day

>>35329658
>being THIS retarded
The back side goes in your mouth to, big boy

>>35329641
Tripfag johnny fuck off you degenerate
I actually hate you so much you piece of shit
Get the fuck out or >>>>/b/
Or go home to >>>>/trash/

>>35329658
FECESMOUTH

you're grasping for straws

Siegfried Jr.

>>35329709
>brushing your teeth without rinsing the brush first
you're trying too hard in a losing battle anon

I brush 7 minutes a go 30 minutes after every meal alongside my standard interval of 4 times a day

>>35329711

Here's an even FUNNIER CONCEPT than you pretending you have power-

'You actually trying to demonstrate this power'

I'm waiting, toughgirl

>>35329722
Oh, so a bit of water kills germs now? Seriously, your better off using a napkin to clean your teeth

>>35329730
Nigger you're like 40
What are you doing
And are you schizo?

>>35329722
Rinsing : absolutely DOES NOT kill the bacteria

Of course,now you're going to say you own an autoclave

SEIGFRIED JR.

>>35329744
>>35329751
>m-m-muh germs
Fuck off, normalfags. Don't forget to take your hand sanetizer with you.

>>35329745
Since WHEN is 53teen 'like 40' ?

so you brush with feces, and can't count ?

Neat-O

>>35329762
Lol it's spelled SANITIZER

let's say it together, okay ?

"SAN-I-TIZ-ER"

good girl

>>35329762
>she doesn't brush her teeth with hand sanitizer

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>>35329763
johnny leave

It appears that little girlanon is quite INSANETIZER

>>35329781
>tfw no argument
>have to resort to correcting typos
We did it, Reddit

>>35329174
What colour are your teeth, anon?

>>35329781
BAD DOG. BAD!

>>35329793
Who's Johnny Leave ?

Never heard of him....

My name is NEPTUNE, not LEAVE...

totally different person

>>35329806
slightly tinted yellow

>>35329174
On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being like a trash can and 10 being like a pile of rotting carcasses), how bad is your breath Anon?

>>35329806
Balck and blue

>>35329828
Like I said, I can't really smell it, but I'm sure it's not pleasant

HOW TO REDIRECT (correct) A THREAD:

I want each of you to tell the rest of the class what your greatest fear (of rejection) is....

We all know that 99% of you are stalling, procrastinating, delaying your own path to happiness, due to a fear of rejection.

But WHAT specific element of rejection are you most afraid of ?

For example, obviously OPs answer will not be "I'm afraid girls will mistake my teeth with peanut butter"

So....

You're scared....

Scared of WHAT ?

>>35329872
Scared of you you faggot freak

I brush my teeth once a day
Is that enough?

>didn't brush teeth for a very long time, hard to recall how long precisely, at least several months
>now stuck with permanent poopoo breath
don't let it come as far as i have robots
i don't speak to people unless they are several feet away from me and if i had a mint

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>>35329872
>still no argument
>tries to change subject
Tripfag dead in one hit?

By the way, my wife and I are sitting in a McDonald's right now, eating breakfast and drinking coffee...

We take our cat Lux with us almost all the time. Lux is sitting here in the booth with us. Lux is SO COOL...

just wanted to tell you: if you're in America, you can install the McDonald's app on your phone, and get a FREE $6 SANDWICH

no shit

The sandwiches are HUGE

H U G E

they're the SIGNATURE CRAFT SANDWICHES. and they're free

It's breakfast right now, so Wendy and I haven't done the free SANDWICH thing today, but the manager was just here petting Lux and she told us about the app/free food offer

Oh

And brush after every meal

>>35329927
Tell your cat she's a BITCH

>>35329897
Argument ?

Hahahaha

You're pathetic

Let me know the day you can develop an 'argument' I haven't already won before you tried to develop it

Q: why can't you get laid?

>>35329937
I just did...

Lux looked up, casually and with the most cavalier of attitudes and replied, "tell that Fag that at least I have been laid before"

And unlike YOU, someone actually takes her out to eat

>>35329943
>STILL no argument
>unironically trying this hard to feel like an internet cool guy
What's wrong, Johnny boy? Did those nasty germs get to your head and eat all your brain cells?

>>35329983
As if I have to try to be cool

You seem to have missed a crucial point

I'm sitting with a woman who allows me to literally SEXUALLY ASSAULT HER whenever I feel like it

while YOU sit at the now painfully obsolete PC mommy bought you

keep trying

Coolio

>>35329983
ITS BECOME APPARENT....

your specific fear of rejection revolves around your (well deserved) self perception of being completely powerless, with no authority or experience to back u your incessant desire to be viewed as a badass

Maybe one day, huh ?

Just keep pretending

>>35330017
>be JonnyNeptune
>go on r9k to try to get screenshots of le EPIC!!! trolling to post on reddit
>get blown the fuck out
>B-b-but I get all the powsi so that means I-I win!
>spend the right of the night trying to convince myself I'm not worthless

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>>35329983

But you ARE, nut butter

I haven't brushed my teeth in years, it's threads like these that make me wonder how much I abuse myself without realizing it.

>>35330069

Much to your chagrin, I've never been to 'reddit' in my life

In fact, I don't even know what Reddit is

But you DO seem oddly familiar with it

So.... What's Reddit like ?

When you left Reddit, WHY did you leave it?

>>35330075
Man, it's no fun roasting you when you just keep desperately going on with the same garbage "insults" lmao. Have fun roleplaying as le epic cool guy for reddit points, I'm gonna go play some vidya. Enjoy your McDonalds, greasy!

>>35330097
Teeth on the cob

>>35330128
ROASTING, huh ?

Hahahaha

ROASTING

dude....

Do you realize that ROASTING us a term developed by DEAN MARTIN ?

god damn you're such a square

I bet you have CUBIC HAIR, square

Hahahaha ROASTING

Wow

>>35330128
Oh trust me

Wendy and I are enjoying it immensely

By the way, what was it like waking up ALONE again today ?

Seriously

I don't know what that's like

Tell me

ANNOUNCEMENT :

on April 21st, 2017 I am celebrating my 25th ANNIVERSARY of me inventing what is now called 'trolling'

Please join me in r9k for free prizes, fun facts, and a great time for all

As The King Of Rockin' Trolls rolls in the NEXT 25 YEARS

ROASTING

omg

wow

And the worst part?

He is oblivious to how embarrassed he ought to be for using that gay term

BACTERIA TONGUE BOY

he's a ROASTER

hahahahaha

LOL @ us having our CAT with us at a McDonald's

Of course, it's not allowed

But the manager doesn't seem to mind

By the way, I created another song on my phone, AND the video

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b9bec8ece56

Then there's THIS ONE I made while trolling you fucks the other night :

https://youtu.be/LKKWUguSCWs

>>35329763
Why do you ruin every thread you come in to?

>>35330189
Post the ugly whore again

>>35330346
Sounds like your just jealous B^)

>>35330359
Just don't respond. It's futile.

>>35330359

It's 'what I do'

It's my specialty

I see it as 'thread improvement'

Unfortunately, before I can improve something, I must first demolish it

>>35330376
Oh yes....

I'm INSANELY JEALOUS

you are an expert of observational skill

Amazing insight

*hands you a toilet plunger*

Get to work.....

>>35330409
Hahaha i triggered u fag

>>35330376

It's really NOT surprising that someone with no observational skills can't differentiate between YOUR and YOU'RE

hmmm....

Wash your hands before unclogging my toilet, Sanchez

>tfw even though I brush my teeth and consume no junk I still get cavities and one of my molars shattered
Man someone must really hate me

>>35330431
somebody call up lil' neptune, i think its time to put johnny in the home

>>35330426

Because I actually WROTE the trollers handbook 25 years ago, nobody knows rule number one better than ME

RULE NUMBER ONE: the victim will ALWAYS attempt to say they 'victimized' their victimizer

And you just proved nothing has changed in 25 years

Not one thing

Thankyou

>>35330465
Are you dumb? lol

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>>35330465
The second rule of trolling is to spam endless shitposts apparently

>>35330561
Sounds like your just triggered lmao!!!

>>35330498
Lessee ........

Hmmm......

Do you know what the WISC-R4 is ?

No ?....

That's odd, because you pretend to be superior...

Okay here's an easier one:

Q: what's the WECHSLER SCALE ?

you still don't know ?....

Okay....

Let me help you

The WECHSLER SCALE is the standardized IQ TEST

there's only one... There's no IQ QUIZ or any other bullshit like that

Just the WECHSLER SCALE....

now, the WISC-R4 is a subset of the WECHSLER... It's the IQ test for adolescents...

When I was 15, I had the WISC-R4 applied, and I scored in the top .0001%

So, Einstein.....

Teach me something

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>>35330576
LOL EBIN I GOT TROLE!!!!!!

>>35330561

Correction :

That's rule number 273

>>35330593
ur fucking dumb m8 no one believes ur shit

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>>35330600
HEE HEE

I like you

You're funny

>>35330621
So now you're trying the timeless UR technique of 'attempting to hide your inability to differentiate between your & youre' ?

You're a master of distraction

>breath smells bad all the time no matter what

wat do

>>35330651
Your a mastor of being a fag lol

Believing me

Not necessary

Couldn't care any less

A lot of you guys say 'I could care less'

But that doesn't make sense

The correct term is "I COULDNT CARE LESS"

because if you COULD care less, it would mean that it's possible for you to actually care less

Whereas, if you COULD NOT care less, inherently you could NOT care any less....

Which brings me back to people 'believing me'

Lol

>>35330680
YOUR & MASTOR

I take it that COMMUNICATING isn't your first language ?

>>35330690
johnny could you please explain this post? my IQ is not good enough to find the point

Tsk
Tsk
Tsk

Unfuckinbelievable

Not ME

your grammar

Or lack thereof

>>35330708
your dumb hahaha
lol

>>35330728

SELF CONFIDENCE

the unshakable knowledge of your abilities or experiences

>>35330759
johnny have you ever posted nudes on here?

>>35330759
I'll show you something shakeable big boy B^)

>>35330759
can i be your beta orbitor johan?

>>35330750
Again :

YOUR = possessive
It shows ownership

YOU'RE = a conjunction

It means YOU ARE

tough, I know

most people master this in pre-k

It turns out that your childhood diagnosis of a LEARNING DISABILITY was wrong

It's obviously a LEARNING INABILITY

>>35330667
help me please
oregon

>>35330796
try not to breath!

>>35330794
fucking rekt/10
johnny is the master of disaster

>>35330781

How can 'YES' be original ?....

like this:

YES

>>35330796

chew gum, brush your tongue, use mouthwash, floss

>>35330808
Breathe*

By adding a silent E, it becomes an entirely different word

>>35330818
post them pls jose i NEED to see

>>35330812
Hahahaha

Thank-you
That was very kind of you

Thank-you very much

>>35330836
i'm really sorry johnny

how you will punish me?

>>35330836
That's an outright fucking lie and you KNOW it

I brush on average once about every third day.

No cavities.

My teeth are off color. But they were also off color when I was a teenager and brushing twice a day, religiously. Nothing changed, so fuck it.

Why even brush your teeth at all if you're not gonna do it 2-3 times daily?

>>35330858
With his man cock obv
>tfw ywn be punished by JohnnyNeptune

>>35329449
You are disgusting desu

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I wiped my SD card last night

I can find the nude you're asking about in cloud storage, but it'll take me time

In the meantime

I'm vaping the most AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS E LIQUID

it's VIRGIN VAPOR's CELESTIAL HONEY DEW MELON

available online only

It's 100% NATURAL
100% ORGANIC
REAL HONEY DEW MELON

and it's DELICIOUS !!!

Wendy and I vape 48 milligram nicotine, so we add our own nicotine to the 18 mg Virgin Vapor blend

Try it

ITS THE MOST DELICIOUS E LIQUID AVAILABLE

>>35330941
>literally a vaping faggot
pottery

Teeth are NOT white

They're varying shades off off white

It's natural

Relax

What looks weird is bluish white teeth

Just relax

You're all fine

Just as you are

Embrace yourselves

If you don't, nobody else will

>>35330941
well gentle jojoi don't need THAT specific nude do i?

in fact i'd actually prefer a little fresh material

>>35330975

I'm a vaping sexual tornado

Yep

Yes I am

Any other questions or erroneous observations ?

>>35330941
>applying nicotine to your vape
>needing nicotine in the year of our lord, 2017
>chemical dependancy when you have the ability to lessen the nicotine dosage of each juice over time to eliminate your withdrawal symptoms

>>35330998
Hahahahaha your gay. a fag lol!

>>35330981
I can't exactly strip here

Wendy and I are on our 5th cup of coffee here at a McDonalds

Let me ask the manager....

Brb

................

Darn it !

She said no

>>35329174
>eating cake while watching tv in bed
>fall asleep with cake in my mouth
>can actually feel my teeth rotting when i wake up

hehehehehheheheehhehehe normies

>>35331023
just do it anyway as a bit of a troll

that or stop drinking so much damn coffee i want those nudes jen and i want them now

>>35329174
Why only twice a month? Why not sooner and more often? Or longer and less often?

>>35331001
Lol @ you thinking vaping is intended to ween you from NICOTINE


hahahaha

The musings of an uneducated 'expert' in nothing

No, buckwheat... No.....

Vaping weens you from the over 4,000 highly toxic added chemicals they spray the tobacco with

Nicotine is a relatively harmless mild stimulant

Just like caffeine....

Nicotine doesn't do jack shit

When Congress passed laws in the USA banning TV advertising of tobacco, the corporation's brought in chemists to GUARANTEE brand loyalty

Their technique ?

Secretly adding up to 4,500 extremely EXTREMELY toxic chemicals to the tobacco... And each brand of cigarette has its own proprietary blend of unique toxic added chemicals

Every cigarette brand has its own mix. Marlboro 100s have a different concoction than Marlboro lights, Marlboro 27s, etc

That's why you can smoke someone else's brand for weeks and still NOT be satisfied. It's not the nicotine you're addicted to

It's the proprietary blend of added chemicals

Vaping gives you the nicotine.

WITHOUT THE 4,500 POISONS

grow up

ZELDA JUNKIE

SPEAKING OF WEENING

PAY ATTENTION:

the best band you've never heard before

W E E N

https://youtu.be/PtuVA4NOm0I

WEEN are going to be your favorite band

Youll see

There's NOBODY else like them

Watch the video

MAY I SUGGEST :

investing a tiny piece of your life into listening to MOLLUSK

THE ENTIRE ALBUM

from start to end

MOLLUSK

by WEEN

youll see

Music frees you from external forces

And you might as well free yourself

With WEEN

https://youtu.be/hIE2ZoeFZtA

>>35331157
>>35331120
Are you high or something?

Jesus man you need to stop vaping that concentrated nicotine and then saying it doesn't affect you? You sound jacked as fuck. Calm the fuck down.

>>35331205
Johnny's off his rocker!

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>>35331205
Check out my mod

It's so badass

Off my rocker......

I'm old enough to have a rocker on my front porch....

But I AM the rocker

I'm the Elvis of Trolls

And I live younger and more current than anyone I've seen in here

For being 53teen years old, I do my best to act like an adult

But I'm just a kid

A teen

So lighten up

You're only young once

>>35331302
Sounds like your just a bitch! Fag!

>>35331205
When you said JESUS, did it mean you actually believe that 'jesus' existed ?

C'mon, man.....

You're smarter than that....

Every cell in your body knows Jesus is a myth....

You knew it when you were a kid, and you heard it the first time

Brainwashing

Bullshit fairy tale

Mythology

You know it

So why not just say 'Jolly Green Giant'?

At least with the Jolly green giant, you won't appear delusional

>>35331329
Lol

I'm the filter

I'm the siphon

I'm the litmus test

I am the thing that makes insecure children lash out in angry, inept, futile frustration

As you have so adeptly proven

>>35331385
>Johnny is THIS assblasted
Lmao stay mad

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

bravo !

teeth suck, anyway

>>35331398

Please refer to RULE NUMBER ONE of my official Trollers Handbook

Thank-you

Sassypants

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https://youtu.be/hIE2ZoeFZtA

The Beatles meets a full frontal lobotomy

The best album of the past 30 years

MOLLUSK

by

WEEN

Bye, R9Kids

I'll be back later

In a thread near you

Brushing your teeth every day is retarded. Just think, we went thousands of years without tooth cleaning and dentistry and humans lived just fine. It's all a fuckin scam so you pay dentists thousands of dollars for treatments you don't need. I brush my teeth maybe twice a month and they're just fine.