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I kissed a drunk girl I'd only just met in a bar one night. That is the closest I've ever come. Pretty boring.

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>>35250045
>If you're still a virgin, what's the closest you've ever been to fucking someone?

one time I was talking to some girl on kik off of yik yak at my uni and she said I should come over and have sex

I got really nervous and deleted both apps and never talked to her again

now I spend all my time posting gay shit on /r9k/ and I am much happier

>>35250045
>Coworker asks me to have sex with her.
>Say no
That is the closest I have ever had to having sex.

>>35250045
I am a 23 y/o KV.
I last went on a date in freshman year of high school in 2006.
I danced with a girl who started touching my dick when I went to a concert in 2011.

That is all.

ive had girls i talked to in class stand right up next to me to pull up their pants, and this was a little un necessary from where their chair actually was so im not just overthinking it

At a party two months ago I managed to get with a hot girl and we both stayed the night and I made out with her and sucked on her fantastic set of tits and fingered her. I realised very quickly that she had a tampon in. I was so hammered I didn't care. She realised after about ten minutes of vigorous finger banging and I had to explain that I knew the whole time in a very autistic manner.

I couldn't fuck her because I get whiskey dick and there were three other people passed out in the room. In the morning we spooned. It was nice. The furthest I've ever gotten.

>>35250045
>met 9/10 le manic pixie dreamgurl online
>she was fucking CRAZY about me to the point where she acted like some anime character - video chatting with me and literally gasping and squealing while staring at my eyes
>all of a sudden calls me to tell me she's getting plane tickets to see me and that we could spend all week in a large city I'm close to
>have anxiety out the ass, afraid to go to this city
>ghost her completely

Still feel like a dick. She was really sweet. I'm just too mentally ill to function.

>>35250045
My friends GF had a friend and the four of us used to hang out. One night we joked about making babies and at one point she asked if I wanted to "go make babies" with her. We started to look for a free room when suddenly she gets into a argument with her friend, ruining the mood completely. That's about it

>>35250045
>what's the closest you've ever been to fucking someone?
Sleeping on the floor at a party with this girl. I probably could have fucked her, but I was happy just holding hands

>Or the most sensual/erotic thing you've experienced?
Sensual = the previous experience
Erotic? Maybe making out with girls when I was 15 and drunk.

Haven't kissed a girl in 6 years.
Feels bad

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>there's pretty girl that is in my class and I have afew mutual friends
>Its an 8:00 class and I always go get food from the dining hall first
>its always empty except for her and her friends, me, and afew other people
>She invites me to sit with her because i have a shyness that is criminally vulgar and would not want to impose or force my presence on them as I feel I always bring down the mood
>always sit with her and her friends and quietly eat my breakfast
>she always makes an effort to talk to me(i think either out of pity or out of sadism to watch me squirm )
>she always has on what appeared to me to be the most fake smile and the most nefarious giggle when we conversed(I suspected she was attempting to subtly mock me)
>end of semester finals time rolls around
>Im autistic and good at math so she tells me we should study together
>I try to avoid it so I dont seem desperate
>she insists takes my number and invites me, I am sure to seem reluctant so I do not seem desperate
>show up at her room at the agreed upon time
>she is wearing really short tight booty short/pajama things
>she starts cuddling up next to me >mfw
>eventually she is sitting in my lap wiggling around I can literally feel the heat from of her banana hole
>im in a full blown panic at this point
>she says something about me being comfy and does a 100% evil and knowing laugh, and puts on some fake smile, that triggers my insincere senses
>something is wrong here but I cant put my finger on it
>realize that she must have friends hiding in her closet that want me to make a move so they jump can laugh at me and she would say something like "haha did you really think you could hook up with me wierdo get the fuck out!" and then beat me up and dump milk on me or something
>tell her I gotta run to the bathroom
>run, literally ran, back to my dorm chainsmoke a half pack while listening to Modern Baseball and go to bed
>never talk to her again
>she trys to act innocent after

>>35250285
Nice you turned that shit around nicely, god damn wenches ain't fooling nobody

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In middle school my best friend and I ""pretended"" to date as a joke because she thought it was funny. We sat in each other's laps and kissed and stuff. I actually liked her a lot but she didn't know I was a lesbian and I was too afraid to tell her. That's the closest I've ever gotten to a relationship or sexual experience. I haven't talked to her in years but I still think about her a lot.

>>35250045
Here goes.

>be me
>6-7 years old
>have a female friend
>invite her to my house to just play or something
>can't remember why or how or what
>we end up in my parent's bed
>we play doctor
>the only part I remember clearly is
>she lies on her back naked
>I'm naked sitting between her legs
>see pussy
>it kinda smells and there's some yellow grain in it
>try rubbing my dick on it
>nothing
>tell her to turn around
>try putting it in her butt
>doesn't work
>hear mom coming up
>oh shit get under the covers and act calm
>mom sees us lying next to eachother in bed
>FUCKING WALKS UP TO US
>TAKES OFF THE COVER
>OHFUGG.PNG
>say we were just playing parents
>she tells us to get dressed
>girl leaves
>memory fades

Cockblocked by my mom. Honestly. I still know her first name. We never spoke of it again. If you're out there Zoey I hope you are doing better than me.

>>35250045
The closest I've gotten was almost becoming platonic friends with a girl. I said a bunch of mean shit about her in private and dropped out (unrelated).

Kinda regret the shit I said about her though. It was dumb.

>>35250045
Closest I've been to fucking a girl was when I was inside her.

The most erotic thing was when she was shouting "Use me daddy, cum inside me."

>>35250045
I noticed a lot of girls are wearing the same thing around their necks lately. What do they mean by that?

>>35250087
Story? What did she say?

>>35250045
Made out with this one guy at a party when I was fucking wasted. Told him "I'd be good for him" and he took that as me wanting to fuck. Lied and told him my roommate was in my dorm so he couldn't come in.

>>35250133
this is so fucking autistic

Most sexual thing for me was being grinded on.

>>35250133
Dude why did you let that slide? That's the signal they give you. Next time ask them if they'd rather pull those pants down rather than up.

>>35250045
Awkwardly danced with girl that asked me to go to her prom (I already graduated). I was not into her at all. So I guess that counts as handholding.

But that's it. That was 7 years ago

>>35250716
it doesn't mean anything dumbass it's a choker. it's a fashion accessory lmao

>>35250285
Good you showed her. Don't let those normies make a fool out of you.

>>35250045
fingered my gf when i was 17 and got to feel some tittes, ran out of time though and she had to go home

tfw cucked by curfew

>>35250045
I did some nigger dancing with a girl once

That's about it

>>35250045
My drunk step mother molesting me when I was 12
>Hate the bitch

>>35250501
>some yellow grain in it
eww what the fuck

>>35250045
Hyla?

>>35251094
Story? I want to fap

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Took my qt coworker to prom. Dropping her off after and she hesitated, mentioning something about how she's gonna get her dress off. I completely missed the signal because my dad died the week before and nothing felt real at the time. I was just gliding through everything trying to hold myself together.

Said goodnight and went home. The missed opportunity hit me like a month later. Turns out she was pretty slutty anyways. Probably for the best that I didn't get attached to someone like that.

Was eating out my oneitis, she told me to fuck her and I couldn't get hard. I tried getting her to jerk me off but she was just like "wtf are you doing." She was also really drunk so she would have claimed rape the next morning.

>>35250045
Kissed a girl once.
Guess that's kinda close.

>>35250045
Broke my collar bone when I was 15 and some random 7/10 slut gave me head because she "Felt sorry"

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I got one

>be me
>be cart pusher at Wal Mart
>One day a new woman starts working at the salon in-store
>she is tall and thin with blonde Hair and wore tight black clothes
>one day I am in the parking lot and she is walking near me
>she blurts out loud "Oh, no! I lost my Car keys"
>I ask how am I supposed to help with that?
>She says I seemed like a nice guy
>I go on and finish my job
>that night I talk to a grill I met off of /b/ about what happened
>she tells me that lady wanted to do me

I told this story before

I got a few more

>>35251653
No she didn't, she wanted to find her fucking car keys you autist.

>>35251677
It was also the way she asked it. I did not pick up on it till later...

>>35250045
>23 kv
A girl sucked on my neck, we were playing spin the bottle.

>>35251708
She didn't ask you anything you fucking idiot. She made statements. She wanted you to find her fucking keys for her you autist.

>>35250045
Not a virgin now, but this wasn't too long ago.

>at a club loud music lots of people flashing lights etc. etc.
>2 girls approach me
>one taller and slimmer sorta feminist looking, kinda turned me off
>other girl short and busy, intelligent looking too (probably dumb as a sack of hammers though)
>they both proceed to rub and touch me
>Short girl grabs me by my collar and taller girl follows
>Elevator in the building, they walk me into it
>Both get on their knees, undoing my belt
>The fuck this is an elevator
>Do up my pants and leave them there on their knees

>>35251824
I 100% believe this totally happened, anon! :)

>>35251247
aww man that sucks, but it wasn't on you

What the fuck, guys? I never have random girls asking me to fuck. Are you all Chads?

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>couple years ago, I was 19
>using omegle college chat thing
>come across gril from my uni
>move from omegle to texting
>says she just transferred from some college up north and hasn't made any friends here yet
>I say, "maybe you can try talking to people in your classes more often"
>says her top drawer is filled with condoms that her mom gave her
>"I bet your mom is a lot of fun at home"
>says that I should go over to her apartment
>"I have to write this philosophy paper"
>she stops replying
>I ask her the next day if she wants to hang out
>no reply

Is there something wrong with me

This was over a decade ago

>well meaning chad from my neighborhood tries to hook me up with girl I've never met that's a few years younger than me.
>I'm too shy to leave house to meet her.
>Fast forward a couple years and I'm a senior in highschool and she's a sophomore.
>Out of nowhere she starts sitting with me at lunch
>She does stuff like hugging me from behind
>She gives me her number and asks me to prom
>I go with her and she's fucking cute, I dance with her
>Get erection
>She knows
>She says she her normie friends are going to get drunk and we should go
>I say it's okay if she goes
>Never call her
>Never talk to her again
>Never occured to me she could've been interested in me until long after

>>35251247
There was a girl who practically asked me out on a date but we ran into each other at a house party at a friend, I felt uncomfortable with the situation, so I ignored her. I was in the kitchen sipping on some beer and she sat right next to me, we sit in silence, some other people were talking. After a while she pulls out her phone and looks at it, and says: ohh he still didn't write me back... It hit me years later, that she intended that as a jealousy trick to make me more interested, yet it made me think: well she found someone else, he must be better for her than I am so I won't interfere.

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>>35250045
I'm 27 and have never had anything remotely approaching a sexual or romantic experience with anybody else.

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>abroad with friends
>one night everyone gets drunk AF
>suddenly started making out with one friend in the kitchen
>we get outside
>'anon it's fun, but I don't want to ruin our friendship'
>oh okay
>'btw you're a good kisser anon'
>holy shit okay
>get back inside
>we're all sitting in one bedroom talkin'n'shit
>after a while people are slowly getting out
>door closes
>girl jumps on me and we start making out again
>after a while friend walks in and she gets off me pretending nothing happened
>he's standing there smiling ironically asking what's up
>GTFO
>we start again
>take off her bra, I suck on da tiddy
>suddenly she breaks down crying
>explains how she's not ready
>I understand
>our friendship ruined cause ever since then she felt awkward around me
>still a fucking virgin

>>35252000
>browses r9k
>asks if something wrong with them?
what a pleb

>>35250045
A girl put her head in my lap once

>>35252169
Did you get a boner?

>>35250133
They just need to pull up their pants you idiot. It's only an invitation when their ass starts to jiggle while they pull up their pants.

>be me
>in elementary school
>older sisters and her friends would always tease me
>always thought girls were annoying when I was young (was also kinda autistic)
>they were no exception
>one girl in particular (the one my sister hung out with the most) was particularly annoying
>she would always tease me the most
>we'll call her Linda
>even when I wasn't bothering them she went out of her way to bother me
>always making "adult jokes" I couldn't understand cause I was younger
>I was only about a year younger
>sometimes Linda would do weird things like resting her head on me or playing with my hair


>fast forward to teen years
>go from being annoyed by girls to being frustratingly attracted to them
>never get girl friend cause autism
>sister still hangs out friends
>they don't tease me much anymore
>still find them kind of annoying
>only difference is I would sometimes fap to them or raid their panties

this is a long one, I'll continue in next post

>>35250257
Man...you held a girl's hand? That's so lewd should be sensored

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>>35250045
>Girl from instagram messages me saying I'm cute
I shit you not.
>Not horrible looking
>Go on date
>Hang out in my car
>Make out
>See her bobs unintentionally
>Start texting
>Bernout
I terminated it there. I later found out that she has 4 instagram accounts and in the car we didn't really talk about anything so she kept asking me to do something I said I wanted to talk about something so she leans in and kisses me. I push her away after a few seconds. Found her on instagram and I found out she's back with this chad faggot who she knowingly cheated with him on his current gf. I can't fucking do it. Can't betray muh morals to bang some 6/10. Am I destined to die alone because I actually want a gf who agrees with me on anything other than the fact that we would both fuck each other?

>>35252137
Maybe you should do her now man... that's so fucking weird

i never ever have something closest i ever been to fuck someone but i guess there is a girl i've been crush on. We're 10 years old back then and we always been great friends until highschool but when college came we've been separated but still hang out each other. I wanted to confess to her but being a beta faggot stops me for being autistic in front of her. I spilled my spaghetti numerous times in front of her and just gave up on her. Now that i'm 25 I have a stable job 20k monthly, living a good life and my crush is now a filthy whore who blows everyone who had big dicks.

If i'm just man enough to confess to her maybe i married her now but when the moment when i became a faggot is the day i became a robot.

Kill me pls i can't bear it anymore.

>>35252129
I don't understand, don't any of your friends introduce you to girls? If you just talk to girls when you go to parties at least something should happen

>>35252000
nice trips
>kek confirms your a 0
>even with emphasis

>>35250045
Once at a party we found a wasted girl with her girlfriend. So the friend of mine and I started helping her. After a while I was stuck with the wasted chick, she sat on my lap and started grinding, gave me the best boner ever, I should've just grabbed her boobs... later when she got better she looks at me and says: who are you? I just asked for my jacket which I put on her and got out of there.

>>35252393
20k monthly? dollars? wtf

>>35252433
>I don't understand, don't any of your friends introduce you to girls?
No, they don't. Also, some people don't have friends or their friends are also losers who don't know girls.

>>35252279
>around early high school/late middle school age
>sister's friends come over to watch horror movies a lot
>I join sometimes
>secretly terrified of horror movies
>pretend not to care to save face (they'd almost certainly tease the shit out of me if I showed how afraid I was)
>start making "witty" remarks about the films to conceal my fear
>Linda gets strangely amused by my comments
>laughs hysterically whenever I make a joke
>at that point I thought she was just amused by my autism
>keep joking anyway since making people laugh used to make me happy
>sister tells me I'm annoying and to shut up so she can hear the movie
>keep telling jokes anyway

>Linda and I start talking to each other more
>her teasing starts to seem less irritating for some reason
>we attend the same high school
>see each other in the halls some times
>say hi and all but don't really chat it up
>my thought process is "she's my sister's friend not mine"
>still refreshed to talk to her though
>didn't have any friends in highschool (still don't) so she was the only person I could talk candidly with

>>35252433
I don't have any friends, haven't had any since high school. And those that I did have were more just nerdish schoolmates, and I was certainly not the kind of person they'd willingly introduce to girls.

>>35252471
Ok I get it but you don't always have to pretend to be this robot meme. It's okay to be honest once and awhile in some threads

>>35252383
I actually tried, but that's when she told me she feels awkward around me ever since the first time we made out. She made it clear that nothing will ever happen between us.

>>35250045
>Got asked out on dates couple of times and went on few of them
>Turned down most of the time because too anxious
These were on dating sites
>irl one girl (literal stacey) i had crush on in school and highschool calls me up about 6 years after highschool through a friends phone to meet up with friends from school
>Get there to find its literally just that guy i barely knew plus the grill both of whom i talked countable number of times
>Kept flirting heavily with me all the time while I act like the driver guy
>she calls me hot and that i changed a lot unlike in school when i was weirdo
>Wants us to go on a road trip with one more chick and there was talks about getting drunk and what i would do to her when she gets plastered
>sounds disappointed when I say i am not going to rape but calls me sweet and tells me she does not have control herself
>drop her home and she goes in for the kiss i shy away and make turn it into a hug
>Spends the next 6months chasing around me but i can't contain my autism
>Even called me a "tiger on bed" while blushing around a bunch of norms
>Used to always hug me from the back and flirted so much with me
>There used to be another chick would tag along
> She starts texting me 2 months after it ended with her and we dated and I sperged out on and called her a pseudo intellectual
>ignore all her calls
>Once I turned down a 40 year old jazz musician milf that invited me to her house
>turned down another older woman that made a move on me when i was 15
>No action since the last 3 years and still a kv

>>35250197
That's rough, you fucking faggot.
I guess you're in the right thread.

>>35252477
>>sister tells me I'm annoying and to shut up so she can hear the movie
>>my thought process is "she's my sister's friend not mine"

She was right, and you were right. Goddam annoying little siblings always trynna mooch off of their big siblings' friends. Get your own or gtfo.

>>35252459
money doesn't mean to me when i don't have someone to cuddle with me. Hell my own apartment gets cold at night and just cry myself to sleep on how much a beta faggot i am thinking to myself i should man the fuck up but no. I'm just a fucking manlet with a 5 in. dong.

>>35252529
I never said I was. I'm a failed normie.
Anyway, my points still stand; not everyone has opportunities to meet girls regularly.

>>35251004
This comment made my day.
Thanks anon :)

>>35252433
I actually have a bunch of friends but none of them introduced me to any girls so far.
>23 kv

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>>35250073
>>35250087
I don't get it. Why are you anons like this? Isn't this what you want and you always complain about and when you are given the option you just throw it away

>>35252477

>first year of high school ends
>summer comes
>I have no plans
>Linda starts coming over more
>she has family troubles or something so she doesn't like to be at home
>talk more and more with Linda
>to the point where it seems like we're actually friends
>start playing games with each other
>she would playfully flick the back of my head and I would have to try to do the same
>at the time it seemed almost like flirting, but now I know better
>she'd sometimes talk about her messed up family situation
>felt strange kinship with Linda, there was a brokenness in her that seemed to reflect something in me
>still had no romantic interest in Linda
>at the time I had a crush on some other girl from one of my classes
>was into pure virgin girls at the time
>Linda had had a few boyfriends so figured she wasn't a virgin
>summer flies by
>feel a lot closer to Linda by the end of it

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Got my gf and her chubby friend, got q boner cause we were watching a movie and there was this cutie girl, fat girl starts giving me a handjob gf jealous starts as well I cum according to them but it wasn't cum it was that lube that comes out of your dick they wash hands over

>>35252601

And they won't unless you mention you want to be.

I have way too many experiences

>14
>girl comes over
>big brother gets us weed, we get high
>she is literally staring straight at me on couch rubbing her lips
>too scared to kiss her
>she literally places my hand on her cleavage
>I don't grab it or squeeze it or anything
>her mom picks her off up
>we sext later but never fuck

>be me 15
>girl literally on top of me looking in my eyes
>she obviously wants to fuck
>don't even kiss her
It was so obvious. She even turned sexual music on in the background.

And although I have much more, here is the most painful from my sophomore year of uni with a girl I was in love with

>have huge feelings for girl
>friends force me to gain courage to sit next to her in class
>actually do it, huge accomplishment. Winning bigly
>mange to talk to her on my own without being too autistic
>invite her over to my house to play poker with me and a couple friends
>she accepts. My dreams are coming true
>we are playing poker, I get too drunk and start blasting music on living room surround sound
>literally running around house flailing arms around to red hot chili peppers
I don't want to run out of room, but basically I didn't get laid.

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>>35250045
Oh man, too fucking many

>almost lost it to a cute troubled blond chick while being babysat (watched? idk) by a mutual friend of our parents

>childhood friend turned stacy inviting me over to her house at night after spending the past week rekindling in middle school

>In las vegas getting fucked up at a music festival for the weekend, met a 10/10 raver chick two days in a row who then thinks it's a "sign" and invites me over to her hotel room to bang

>same festival, different year... female cousins bring a friend with an awesome bubble butt along who then spends the whole weekend by my side. she twerked/grinded on me numerous times that weekend and tried to sleep on the same bed as me at the hotel more than once

>prom night where the girl who i asked last minute by text got fucked up and flat out told me she wanted to bang. This was at an after-party and I was sober and drove myself to the house.

Then there are more, but it's starting to hurt to remember these things. I always realize the signs waaaay to late. Full greentexts available

>>35252616
Not either of those guys but I had quite a few opportunities before going bald that I never capitalized on because it didn't feel right for me to move forward. I felt like too much of a bother.

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>>35252654
>second year starts
>decide to start taking school seriously
>start working hard
>getting good grades for once
>figure if I do well enough I can impress my crush (crush was honor student)
>don't see Linda for a while
>don't give it much thought
>too busy with school work and shit
>parents actually seem happy with me for once
>feel good
>fast forward to later that year
>trying to think of how to tell my crush I like her before summer starts
>start following her around in the hells to figure out her schedule
>want to know when would be a good time to tell her
>inadvertently find out that she likes some other guy
>feel pretty shit
>fast forward a week or so
>realize I hadn't seen Linda in months
>ask my sister about her
>sister tells me she tried to kill herself
>mfw

Girlfriend at the time laying naked infront of me, dick is out and closing in, she breaks down and has a panic attack and starts crying about how she can't get pregnant at this point in her life, how her mother had made her promise over and over that nothing would happen and laid the guilt on really thick, and that she felt like a horrible person for even letting it get that far and how she "felt like she lied" to her mother because of it.

I don't think it's possible to even get closer than that.

I've had sex

Most sensual/erotic things that have happened to me would be anytime I've been abused physically or otherwise by girls/women, which has actually happened a decent amount throughout my life, boy, fuck

>>35250045
nearly had a threesome at a festival. Want to go back but none of my mates are keen

>>35252872
Mate you'd have to have a truly special case of autism to fuck some of these up.

I had a girl in my bedroom and i couldn't get hard so I kicked her out and jacked off to straight porn

I try not to remember it, so some of the details are hazy but here:
>this girl was nice, sweet and kind
>she slept around with lots of low-SMV men
>we would get drunk together
>talk, laugh, playfight
>one night she's resting her head on my shoulder
>we're watching the stars
>she asks me my desire
>I thought playing coy and making no reference to desiring her would make me stand out
>say some bullshit
>she says "you're just Mr. Neutral, aren't you?"
>laughs
>I hurt terribly inside with my unexpressed desire
>we drift apart

>>35250285
cringed pretty hard throughout this
can;t tell if ironic post

>>35252910
>third year of high school begins
>utterly jaded with everything
>wasn't able to talk to Linda at all that summer
>parents got divorced over the summer
>younger sister got really sick over the summer
>sister and Linda graduated
>had no friends and no one to talk to
>former crush was dating that guy she liked
>was depressed as all hell
>lost a ton of weight due to depression
forgot to mention that I was pretty chubby before my third year
>acne started to clear up
>probably grew about an 3 inches
>didn't matter since there was no one I like and I was still autistic
>grades started tanking
>I start saying I want to drop out
>parents start to panic
>decide to spend the money they would have on divorce and put me into private school
>they figured a change of pace would help me
>private school is in a different state
>would have to leave my home town to attend

>>35252910
That's not the end of this story is it? Because that a pretty shitty ending

>become friends with a chubby weeb girl from work
>go over her house regularly to watch movies/anime/TV shows
>after the second visit, always ended up cuddling together on her couch
>was able to cup her tits and occasionally rub her butt/thighs while we cuddled without her reacting or saying anything
>eventually stopped seeing her when I stopped working there
She was disgusted by the idea of sex and relationships in general, so I was never able to take it beyond that. Would have given anything to fuck her brains out, but I think I dodged a bullet considering she was in her mid 20's and still stuck in her 2005 hot topic goth phase

desu I don't want to actually have sex because
I've watched so much porn for so long I can't even get it up in real life, so sex is just going to be embarrasing

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>Last day of school
>Sort of cute 6.5/10 girl and I are standing by ourselves, waiting for parents to pick us up
>We're having some light conversation
>her car pulls up
>She turns to me
>"bye....anon"
>She pats me on the shoulder
>I never see her again

That was the closet I've ever been to intimacy

>drawing with some girl in elementary school
>she draws the cleavage to a woman
>somehow topic gets to kissing
>"how about you kiss me anon?"
>umm no that's nasty

kissless virgin and incredibly sad to say this is the closes i've been to intamacy. I'm sorry I sperged out, alex.

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>first year in uni
>hot Jew with a gross voice but a nice rack comes on to me in one of my classes
>go on a date
>next time she comes over to my dorm
>we make out
>she starts sucking on my dick
>go soft
>she leaves
>eventually meet up with her another time in her dorm
>sleep over
>her roommate leaves
>sleep in her roommates' bed instead
>too nervous to try and fuck her
>next time we meet, I resolve to fuck her and bring condoms
>she tells me she just wants to be friends
Haven't even been alone in the same room with a girl since this happened, and it was over 2 years ago. Just dropped out of uni now so my social prospects are now zilch. Everytime I think about those nights I want to kill myself

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>>35250045
> 20
> I get hugs every now and then

Fucking normans, please fuck off.

>>35253199
>jew
Be happy you dodged an ashtray

>>35253111
>set to transfer schools after spring break
>100% apathetic by that point
>spring break comes
>sister comes home for her break
>Linda also comes over to see my sister
>she planned on staying at our house for the entire week
>first time seeing Linda in a while
>we still get along pretty well
>she seems different around me for some reason though
>one day entire family decides to go out on outing in the woods
>I stay home because f that shit
>Linda sleeps in and misses them in the morning
>it was just me and her at the house
>decide to go talk to her
>ask her some formal questions (how she's doing, what's she been up to, basic shit)
>eventually start asking about personal shit like depression and her metal health
>never directly ask about her suicide attempt
>not sure why I feel concerned at all
>she says she's fine
>I can tell shes lying a little bit
>she asks me some questions about my metal health and all
>I tell her I hate everything and make a black joke
>she starts laughing and blurts out "I love you anon" in between giggles
>I know she just means as a friend, or worse a younger brother or something
>I look down grimly
>she flicks the back of my head
>says she's still pretty tired and falls back into bed
>I sit there a while afterward watching her sleep
>I masturbated angrily later that day

>>35253376
Still would've been nice to not be a virgin

>>35250285
I'm pretty sure I've read this pasta before

Food service employee being strangely inquisitive and nice, I guess.

>>35252529
I (that is, >>35252129 not >>35252471) was not pretending. What >>35252471 said was true though, I don't have friends.

>be me
>20
>2nd year in college
>pretty fit with some chub because "bulking", but with a shirt on its not obvious
>complete autist around pretty girls
>comfortable around everyone else
>pretty girls never talk to me because Im autistic around them
>fat chicks try to get me to fugg because I'm comfortable talking to them because theyre not pretty
>refuse to fuck a fatty
>basically,
>too autistic to fugg girls who I am interested in but theyre not interested in me
>too prideful to fuck fat chicks

>go to parties with friends once every blue moon
>fatties try to fugg
>I always deny, even when I'm drunk as shit

life is suffering

>>35250197
You dodged a bullet anon. That wasn't you sperging out, your gut knew something was off.

Good women don't just up and fly to you uninvited.

>>35253387
should've just kissed her

>>35252331
No, you're not man. Just stick to your morals or else you'll end up with a cheating Stacy slut like some of these desperate faggots.

>>35253532
it's true, fatties don't necessarily all like big guys but since they have low self-esteem they think that's who they have to go for

>>35253532
Stay strong. I got desperate at 22 and fucked a fatty. Still haven't recovered.

>>35253588
thanks anon.

I could see myself caving one day because 90% of what I match with on tinder is fatties (i swipe right on everyone), but your post makes me realize i would feel the same way if i fucked a fatty.

I'll keep waiting till the day comes that an actual attractive female will want to fugg

>still a virgin tho

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>>35253387
>spring break is almost over
>Linda planning to leave in a few days
>family decides to go to the beach
>I go but only because I want to see Linda in a swimsuit
>we get home later
>finish showering
>somehow both Linda and I end up alone in the house again
>bored with nothing to do so I decide to see what she's up to
>she's lying on the bed on her computer watching videos
>I ask if she minds me looking on since I'm bored
>she say it's no problem and gestures toward the space on the bed next to her
>I sit down at first but eventually slip into lying down
>at this point we're basically lying in bed together
>I get sick thinking about how far in the friend zone I am that I can lie in bed with a girl and she acts like it's nothing
>somehow we get on the topic of fitness
>she talks about how she feels like she's gaining weight
>she grabs my leg
>"see anon, your thighs are all muscle, mine are just fat" she says jokingly
>I grab her thigh
>"they don't seem that bad" I say
>she seems not to care that I'm touching her
>I realize that she's not wearing a bra
>can see her nipples through her shirt
>start feeling really awkward
>can feel an erection sprouting
>I figure I should get out of there before my dick goes nuclear
>"well, time for me to get back to not having a life" I say, trying to excuse myself
>she laughs
>"I love you anon"
>as I look at her half draped in blankets, her body strewn across the bed, eyes half open and a sincere smile across her face, I feel a deep longing open up like a pit inside me
>I move toward the door
>"why don't you just stay here if you don't have anything else to do, anon?"
>I look back
>just then I hear my parents car pull into the drive way
>I grudgingly blurt out "I guess I should go see what everyone was up to"
>i leave the room and she starts to get dressed


not sure if I was really all that close having sex, but I'd never been that close to a woman before and haven't been since.

Closest i've been to an actual date is when a girl i had a huge crush on asked me if i liked dances and should goto a dance with her. But my autistic ass just said i dont like dances and we never talked since

>>35253779
can we see a pic of Linda? what was her rate on 1-10?

>>35250501
>almost loses virginity at age 7
>hasn't come close since
>tfw you were in your sexual prime at age 7 and it's been all downhill since

>>35253872
>can we see a pic of Linda?
lol no.

but I will say that she was at least a 7.5 when she puts on make up and dresses cute she normally jumps up to like a 8.5 or even a 9. I saw her again recently and she's still cute as fuck.

>>35250045
Literally nothing, I sometimes feel like some girls might like me but then I see what other failures have dealt with because of bitches, so i never make a move.

I remember in highschool, the girl I liked (had like E cup tits and a nice face) invited me over to her house to "play videogames", except she was a fucking casual and the only game she had, Resident Evil 4, had not even gotten past Del Lago. I'm pretty sure she did not actually want to play video games.

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>>35250045
I'm pretty sure that I've come closer to sex without actually having it than anyone, ever.

>17 years old
>meet this emo chick on the bus coming home from school
>we somehow hit it off even though I was a bit chubby, and she was an 8.5/10, because we were both angsty, edgy teens
>I go over to her place, because her mom's at work, so no one's there
>I'm noticeably shaking, because I'd never been in a girls room before, and never really had much social contact in general
>she sees how nervous I am, and I shit you not, pours us both a double shot of her mom's Jack Daniels
>I'd never had any alcohol before, but I decided, fuck it
>it helped me calm down a lot
>nothing happened, and I went home a few hours later
>she invites me over again the next day
>I get there and we start hanging out with much less shaking this time
>eventually while we were talking, we both stare into each other's eyes and slowly start making out
>after making out for about 30 minutes, we both take everything off but our bottom underwear
>felt me some boobies
>we're in the missionary position grinding on each other
>I can feel her pussy through the clothes with my diamond hard dick
>I'm getting ready to rip her fucking panties off because I just can't take it anymore
>then we hear someone fiddling with the front door of the house from her room
>it's her fucking mom home early from work to cockblock me
>in an impressive display of speed, she jumps up, throws my clothes at me, starts putting her clothes on, and says "run"
>I take off out the back door, "which was conveniently located in her bedroom", and hop the 6 foot tall wooden fence in my underwear
>I get dressed and realize I don't have my shoes
>I sneak back over an hour later to get them
>I thought it was just a minor setback, but she breaks up with me a week later after hanging out on the beach

I'm 26 now, and I'm still a virgin. It all must have been incredible, planet-aligning luck.

>>35253199
>sucks your dick
>just wants to be friends
logic? pretty sure they teach it in college; you should tell her to take it.

>>35254140
>>felt me some boobies
don't know why I laughed so much at this

>>35250197
she was probably bipolar or something, you did the right thing.

>>35254140
>It all must have been incredible, planet-aligning luck.
it wasn't luck, getting laid is just easier when your in highschool. I was a fucking loser with no friends and I almost lost my virginity like six times, I was always just too autistic to seal the deal. one time I actually had a girl ask me for sex to make her boyfriend angry. I haven't been that close since.

I bumped elbows with a girl in a lecture once. This is the closest i have been to touching a girl.

>>35250045
I could have lost my virginity many, many times. Too bad I pussied out in my teens.

2 weeks ago I was on a couch with a girl rubbing her pussy and tits, she stopped me after a bit and said she was tiered. (we had both been drinking), I left and she came out after me and asked me to come back, but I just went home to sleep.

Heading for wizard territory here.

I am a virgin because I don't leave my house, when I go out I have no problem with women, I just rarely leave my house. Haven't been out since that night, and before that I hadn't been out in 3 months.

>>35250617
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!!!!!! YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35254012
why dont you make a move

>>35254371
You can have what I have anon. Not the girl specifically, she's mine, but some other girl will call you daddy while you pound her.

>>35252129
I know how you feel bro. Being a khv at this age is a fucking nightmare.

>be 12-13 in science class
>sitting next to some stacy
>barely payed attention to her since she was the "popular kid" and i was the weirdo
>out of nowhere says she's horny
>whatthefuck.jpg
>asks me to suck her pussy
>no way
>asks me 5 more times, starting to feel pressured
>dont want my first encounter to be with some girl i barely know
>just laugh it off
>she looks disappointed
>she acts normal the rest of the year

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>in high school
>go to use the bathroom
>see notorious slut
>pretty sure I'm in the boys bathroom this time
>she's there with some stoner looking guy
>they're smoking
>it smells like shit
>y-your not supposed to smoke in here
>"your not gonna rat me out are you anon?"
>try to be assertive
>p-put it out and I might not
> she comes over to me
>literally grabs my dick inside my pants
>"oh come on anon, why don't you join us, it'll be cool"
>can feel myself get hard
>she turns to her friend
>"OMG, he actually got hard from that!"
>they laugh at me
>"I knew you were a virgin anon, but geez don't you even masturbate?"
>laughter continues
>"I know"
>she pushes my into a stall
>"how about I let you lose your viginity and you keep quite, k?"
>w-what
>"hey keep watch will ya"
>she starts lifting up my shirt
>instinctively recall karate classes
>scream "I don't like this, I'll call the police" get up and punch her in the gut
>she falls to the ground
>immediately realize what I did
>her friend looks confused as hell
>tuck my shirt in and run back out into the hall
>slut girl and her friends make fun of me for the rest of the year

>>35254440
I was practically her little brother (in her mind anyway) there was almost no chance my feelings were mutual and I didn't want to risk her telling my sister that I tried some weird shit.

>>35254534
Now that's what I call top-tier autism.

>>35253108
are you fucking stupid? of course its ironic did you forget the board you're on?

8th grade. Bonded with this cute hot girl. I gave her a big hug like bf would do and she wrapped her arms around my neck embracing me and everyone thought we were going out but I quickly denied those rumors.

I basically chickened out. I didnt care that much because she went out with 2 other guys throughout the year. Oh well, at least I got to feel how a normie would feel in a relationship, if only for a few fleeting moments here and there.

Also when I was 11, I went to see a movie with a friend and his family - think it was the Simpsons movie or something. As theyre driving me back home, I fell asleep in the car. I overheard my friend dare his sister to kiss me in the lips. She did. I pretended to not know what happened when I woke up.

a hot young korean teacher let me look at her bare tits down her loose shirt in second grade. she didn't say anything but the way she did and saw me staring i can't not believe it was intentional. it was about 15 seconds.

> stumble on some weird project called "bitcoin"
> sounds vaguely interesting but no one will find a use for it

>>35254589
>I was practically her little brother (in her mind anyway)

After reading your story, no she didn't. Not at that moment anyway, and probably not anymore.

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>>35250045
Never got close to sex but I got close to gf a few times
>got asked out in 4th grade (rejected)
>got asked out in 7th grade (rejected)
>girl was interested in me freshman year (went out of her way to walk to class with me and talk me to even though I was quiet as fug)
there were a few other girls like that throughout high school but they all went away, still KHV as an adult, haven't had a chance as an adult yet because hikkiNEET

>>35250045
I once asked a girl out and then she disappeared

I don't think she killed herself but she dropped out of school for sure

>1st year of uni
>Out for late night walk, heading down busy street near my house, lots of bars on said street
>Old (30~) but attractive blonde woman, extremely drunk, exits one of the bars and starts talking to me
>Asks me to walk her home
>Keeps doing retarded shit like throwing her coat on a fence and running out into traffic
>Eventually I'm just like "fuck this you're being retarded"
>She stops acting retarded and asks me to come to her house
>"No thanks I go the other way at this point, I'm sure you can get home from here"
>"No anon you really should COME with me, he he"
>"Nah I'm sure you can make it, try not to get hit by any cars"
>"Fuck you"

That was 5 years ago and the only time I can even consider vaguely close to what OP asked for. Ungrateful bitch, I even made sure she didn't lose her coat. reeee etc.

Closest time I've come to having sex? Probably this.
>final year of college
>dorm has karaoke night
>I sing
>qt neighbour compliments me on my singing
>you too.jpg
>walk back to my room like a sperg
>get hungry, go to cafeteria for a snack
>she's there with her friends
>"So anon, any plans tonight?"
>start talking about a paper I have write
>"well, goodnight anon"
>They go to their party, I go back to writing my paper
>few weeks later I hear her getting banged by some Chad
Gee wiz college really is the time of your life

>>35254896
She guaranteed had herpes.

College
>hot Indian girl is my neighbor
>invites me to a birthday party
>we all head out for pizza
>on the way she puts my arm around her shoulder and asks "wanna make out?"
>instantly disgusted by the casual tone of her question
>we just met today and she already wants to "make out?" I bet she's done this hundreds of times
>tell her maybe later
>ghost that slut

>really cute girl in my class
>casually talking about a restaurant I know and tell her she should go
>she decides we should go together, like a date
>holy crap yes
>walking back to the dorm she tells me she's bisexual
>I'm out
>on the elevator to our floor she says she's leaving the state next year (so she won't even be a long term girlfriend)
>strike two
>says she just wants a fuck buddy
>strike three
>GHOST STARRING PATRICK SWAYZEE

>study abroad
>Asian-American classmate says she recognizes me from a class
>she's cute and super nice
>pulls the same thing where I tell her about a restaurant and she asks me to show her
>she's very flirty and eager to hang out after class, gives me contact info for no reason, ect
>she talks about how Asian women love to keep their skin pale, but she's a westernized whore and loves to tan
>find out she's COVERED in tattoos
>Nope.jpg

Part of me wishes I could go back and tell them I ignored them because they were massive sluts, but my student email was deleted after graduation.

And that's ignoring all the times landwhales tries to beach themselves on my bed.

>>35254988

It makes me sick to my stomach that a piece of shit normie like you thinks he has any place on this board.

It's not enough that you get propositioned by girls so frequently during your bland normal life, you have to steal our dubs too. And a fucking 88 for that matter.

Hang yourself in your fucking dorm you worthless masquerading sack of shit.

>>35250285
I hate modern basebal ppl

>Start talking to girl on Okcupid.
>She keeps talking about how she wants to fuck me.
>Go out on a few dates with her.
>She's still talking this shit.
>Tell her I've never had sex before.
>She tells me she doesn't think she could ever have sex with a virgin.
>Get into argument about how it's easier for women to lose their virginity so she should be more understanding. Talk about how risk is higher for women because of pregnancy.
>Stop seeing her after date #2 but talk to her still ocassionally.
>Get locked up in mental hospital again due to psychosis again. She has a boyfriend after I'm out who tells me to stop talking to her next time I contact her.
>Later they break up. Talk to her occasionally, but never see her in person again. Not really interested in her anymore though. See her as just a friend.

When I was a junior in high school a girl showed me her tits but I didn't bother to pursue it since I didn't have a car

>>35255211
Why?
This is definitely not originili

>>35255075
Yeah, three roasty whores who would fuck literally anything with a pulse wanted me. Oh, I'm such a Chad.

>>35250045
A girl sent me nudes once 2 years ago. But I never knew her IRL... aside from that I'm a KHV.

>>35251094
Greentext now, anon, I need to fap.

>>35254519
She was trying to trick you so she could get her normie friends to laugh at you, it was a ruse, you did well.

>>35254534
>"OMG, he actually got had from that! I knew you were a virgin"

This is such bullshit. I've had sex literally hundreds of times with two girls though and I'd most likely still pop a boner if a girl randomly grabbed my dick.

>>35253779
Your story gave me the feels, mate. If I could have a super power, I'd choose the ability to see those missed opportunities in a person, go back in time and give them a little shove in the right direction just when they needed it. I did have situations like this in my life as well and they haunt me. These kinds of threads are hitting home too much

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>>35250045
I think about it a lot.

There's two times I could have.

First time we were making out on her couch (I had never really made out with anyone before) and she pushes me into the couch. Right then I said some autistic shit about my mom not approving or if it was technically legal (I was 16 and she was 17. This should give you some insight into how retarded I was). Thankfully she ignored it, we kept making out and she was like "If you're not comfortable we can try again later". That relationship ended like a week later, and I never really recovered.

The second time, we were at my dad's, and I was making out with an old friend. Her mouth tasted strange, though in retrospect she was a pretty damn good kisser. I think it might have been partially that taste and partially because I kinda acted as her therapist (she had some issues). Once again, "We can do it later if you aren't comfortable". That one ended a day later when my mom found the messages we were sending each other and forced me to break up.

I will not let my mother invade the third time.

Did someone actually fucking post my own story what the fuck

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When i was 16 i dry humped this girls leg,boy was that a work out. Afterwards we sent eachother really vague texts. I was kinda hopin for round 2

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>>35250045

I was so close to having sex with this girl that I was hanging out with saturday

We each took 2 caps of mdma, 500ug of lsd, half a point of mda, and a bunch of weed

She came on to me and agreed to have sex with me when we were peaking on mdma

Then she rejected me
..

Then she started having a bad trip and kept asking me to take her home

It all kinda went downhill from there

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>>35250045


>at a party of some friend
>drink waaaay too much
>sit down on the couch
>struggle to keep eyes open and just fall over at some point
>fall right into some soft pillow and immediately pass out
>wake up after some time and realiye that my "pillow" is moving
>realize that I passed out on some chubby girl I do not even know
>it obviously does not bother her and she even positioned herself so we are basically in missionary and somehow got a blanket over both of us
>I am completely fucked and decide to just roll with it
>she suddenly starts kissing me
>I am completely out of the orbit so let this one slip aswell
>then she strokes my dick and humps me
>now I am officially weirded out despite my delirium, because apparently the lights are now off and we are alone in the living room
>I get a surge of strenght and manage to lift myself off and stumble to the kitchen
>sit down at the table and drink half a bottle of water
>she follows me and plants herself on my lap
>starts eating my face again
>absolutely powerless at this point, just want to sleep, ears ringing, head spinning
>think I am going to get through it faster if I just go along and get her to fuck off afterwards
>get my hand in her pants and start fingerbanging her
>feels like pressing out a fucking sponge, literally dripping
>she humps my hand until she convulses and just sits on me, gasping for air
>realize that despite my brain shutting down, animal instincts took over, have a raging boner
>think that I should just bend her over the kitchen table and fuck her brains out or atleast make her suck my dick
>she definetely would do anything at this point
>her fucking sister barges in and tells her they are going home
>she follows like an obedient puppy
>left blueballed, I pass out in the kitchen

>tfw remembering this

>>35253779
Read through the whole thing. I'm a little fucking depressed now because I know the feeling of being in the zone so hard that if she did try to pull some shit I'd freak out.

We're all soldiers now, anon.

>>35254589
>Almost no chance
She told you to stay in bed when you tried to autism out. Huh wow really makes you think

>>35254534
>scream "I don't like this, I'll call the police" and punch her in the gut
Anon if this form of autism could be weaponized whoever owned it would have a monopoly on nuclear arms

Dear sweet lord that's incredible

>>35250045
gril asked me if she could help me get off when i was jerking it in the other room. i told her to leave me alone and i couldn't get it up anyways. same girl i got to watch take a shower few days later. i touched one boobie. most intimate i've been/closest i've gotten. she won't talk to me anymore and hates me now becauses shes insane and on drugs.

>>35250045
Closest I've gotten with a guy is just hugs and one who was forced to kiss me on the lips because spin the bottle but we did it really quick so he only kissed half of my mouth for split second.

Plenty of hugging and cuddling with girlfriends but it wasn't serious, just friend stuff. I kissed one of them no tongue just a quick peck and another one sucked whipped cream off my mouth once but again, it wasn't serious. Just teenage girls being dumb.

I miss the intimacy of just having someone hold you when you sit in their lap. Not even sexual, just physical comfy contact. I was always afraid of being alone with boys and I didn't want to be a slut so even cuddling with one felt too intimate to me. I wish I had someone to be close to though, I miss it but I'm too fat and ugly now.

My cousin used to throw herself at me like she was lusting hard. I got some boners out of it, but I could never think to initiate anything. Not that we could while we were at our grandma' she house with my sister and 2 other cousins.

All you guys are normalfags. This board has gone to shit

>>35250045
A girl sat on my lap once because the car we were in was full and she didn't want to go home in the rain

Everyone in this thread who has ever kissed any one or had any sexual contact needs to get of this board right now

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>>35252616
I hate them so much because nobody has ever given me an opportunity like any of those, and if they did I would've taken the chance at least

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>this entire fucking thread

No girl has ever done so much as winked at me, how does EVERYONE still manage to get into sexual situations?? HELP

Lost my boner as I was about to put it in, I was so embarrassed I immediately left.

>>35250045
I bang my mom in lucid dreams

>>35250045

The most female affection I've ever gotten and the closest I've ever gotten to sex was when a McDonald's cashier accidentally touched my hand when giving me my change. I'm 26 years old.

>>35250197
should have let her bounce on your dick for a while then ghost, you messed up faggot

neck yourself you retarded nigger why would you waste an opportunity like that. I fucking hate you

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>meet girl in World of Warcraft (back in the good ol' vanilla days)
>we become close
>start an ill-fated long distance relationship
>she showed me her boobs
>socially awkward, no idea how to proceed from there
>ultimately get cucked by other WoW friend

About 10 years later and I've finally got my first real life date coming up this weekend. Maybe we can hold hands and even hug. Nervous, still socially awkward as fuck. Tell me I'm gonna make it, please.

>>35250045
Installed tiner to just shitpost, some obviously slutty 5/10 slut with a photoshopped pic matched me, I call her out on the phtotoshop, a few messages later she's basically asking to fuck, I just didn't follow up and she unmatched me a few days later.

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>>35253779
Jesus fucking christ MAKE THE MOVE

>>35250087
The same with me. Coworker wanted to have sex with me, I was to afraid to say yes

20. Virgin. Kissless. Never held hands.
Therefore never remotely came close to having sex.
Life is good.

>>35259392
no, you idiot, life is shit

>>35250045
I lost my kiss virginity a few weeks ago, my first and only and it's the farthest I've gone
I'm 19

If you put your flaccid dick in a pussy, is it considered losing your virginity?

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I was unironically molested by a girl when I was like 9 or 10. I was friends with her so I went to her house to hang out and she invited me up to her room. She then pushed me onto her bed and started feeling me up and took her clothes off. She tried to take my clothes off and I resisted. I was able to break free after a little while and ran to her older brother's room. Jokes aside, maybe that's why I've got a fear of sexual intimacy.

>>35250045
I got drunk once and my cousin encouraged a girl at a party to hook up with me, we got back to her hotel room and were drunkenly kissing and she had her hand on my clothed erected penis.

Then all those safe sex and STI warnings came flooding back so I just kept kissing her instead of stripping off because I've never bought condoms before.

That was 4 years ago and I can't help but think I missed my only opportunity. The conditions were just right and everything was set up for me but I got cold feet at the last minute.

Nothing. I was friends with a girl once, but it was nothing beyond that.
That's as close as i will ever get.

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>>35250045
a girl was lying in my bed, we were dry humping and making out. She had a reputation as a virgin killer and told me herself that she liked "breaking them in." I was still pretending to be a non-virgin at this point in high school

she unironically said "fuck me"

i didn't fuck her

26 KHV

>>35259561
Yes flaccid counts normie

>>35254739
Worst one in the thread by far. I seriously hope you're not poor because that would make it hurt even more

>>35259078
Just forget about it, install vanilla WoW.

You are here forever.

I was making out with a girl in my bed senior year and we were getting hot and heavy about to fuck, but I made the mistake of telling her I was a virgin so I think that turned her off and we never ended up actually doing it

>>35250045
I have 2 stories, i'll post the first one then if anyone is interested the 2nd one.

>>just turned 19
>>doing some farming work away from home in the summer for extra money.
>>other workers are mostly women 18-29, i have casual talks with them about work related stuff. nothing more
>>we all live in the same house (different rooms) provided by the farmer
>>i'm a real hard worker and pulling ahead of everyone in results and pay
>>one night about 1month into the job some of the women were drinking
>>2 girls slightly older than me 21 or smth come into my room and start talking about how this 3rd girl(18) loves me and shit. i'm dismissive about their talk since they're drunk.
>>they leave
>>it's late and i'm starting to fall asleep, suddenly 3rd girl comes in and starts asking me to kiss her. i'm dismissive cuz she's drunk
>>she climbs on my back and tries to grab my dick, i'm like wtf and pull myself together like a turtle, defending my dick wut.
>>she tempts and grinds on my back for about 30-40mins and then falls asleep next to me. i do nothing, can't sleep either since she's taking up 3/4 of the bed.
>>next day she wakes up and acts like nothing happened.
>>i realize what a fucking idiot i am...

so here i am... 27 going for wizard.

I was out drinking with friends on Easter Sunday, we decided to bar crawl and upon stumbling into a bar named after a heavenly Hendrix song, I started talking to some cute British girl.

We got along pretty well, her friend came over and said that they were going to head to another bar, I was invited to come. Despite it being a potentially fantastic opportunity, I still don't mind declining. It was rather late and the last time I split up from my group of friends with a girl I had an awful time, though in hindsight I shouldn't have let that prevent me as it has only happened once.

Some of my friends think I'm an idiot, oh well.

>>35259078
going on my first date this weekend too... no idea what to do...

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>>35250045
I've already had sex, but wasn't that good. But anyway, I wasted my opportunity with her and now it's too late, lads

>>35259771
holy shit I just realized I'm not a KHV, just a V

I've been lying to /r9k/ for weeks ever since I found you guys

jeez louise

>>35260310
yes pls post moar

>>35260497
There was also this girl that quite liked me when we were about 13 years old, she seemed to be quite devious compared to everyone else I knew.

I remember her wanting to play 'Nervous" on the bus, where you start touching the other at the knee and intermittently moving towards the crotch and asking "nevous?" each time you move closer, stopping when they're nervous.

I wish I had have been more brave, that could have been fantastic.

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>>35250045
>get drunk with a schoolmate
>she's horny AF and invites herself to my home
>I got too drunk to get my dick up straight and we just laid in bed and talked

>the same girl a year later
>find out she has a bf
>still try to fuck her
>we're in bed semi drunk
>pull her closer
>she laughs in my face

Oh fuck I have a lot more occasions
The sole fact makes me wanna kill myself

hugged her. Then after 2 months she lost her phone, maybe I gonna see her this summer.

>at a 5/10 girl's house at a party
>It's just me, her and my athletic friend who already has a gf
>think it's my time to fuck
>we decide to get smashed because why not
>playing ring of fire and eating pizza
>breddygud
>after some time she starts acting slutty
>suddenly find myself making out with her and stripping her
>turn off the lights
>I'm lying on the couch with her kneeling on top of me
>pussy few inches above my face
>drunken me thought it was a great time to touch her feet
>she climbs over me to my friend
>sit outside eating a pizza and smoking while there's moaning from the room

Fucking kill me lads. The faggot even teases me about me being good at pulling girls pants down.

>>35260579
anything for you anon
This one is a few years later.

>>be 22, going to a university at this point
>>no social life aside from casual contact with fellow students during school time.
>>have a male roommate.
>>roommate is always going out drinking, partying and whatever.
>>tells me he bangs chicks 2 at a time sometimes, he's a neckbeard and never brings girls around when i'm there, so i dismiss it as empty bragging
>>just a regular night, roommate goes out and i prepare to watch some porn and fap.
>>never got around to fapping, and was just browsing the net when roommate barges in with 2 drunk girls. i'd say 7/10 and 8.5/10, roughly my age.
>>they greet me, i greet them back but due to being socially inept i go back to browsing the net
>> the 8.5/10 comes up to me and starts asking me shit like "what are you doing? i like your eyes! you work out?(lolno)" etc. i dismiss her, because she's drunk.
>>roommate chats with the 7/10 but she's not up for anything and wants to leave, but other girl 8.5/10 doesn't want to
>> she starts hugging me from behind and rubbing my lower body. 7/10 leaves and roommate follows.
>> the 8.5 checks if they left and locks the door
>> i use this chance to get on the bed and lie face down(fucking autistic shit)
>>she jumps on my back and starts massaging me, telling me i'm muscular and shit(i'm not).
>>starts grinding on my leg and starts to grab my dick, guess what, i pull he turtle move.
>>she tries for about 15mins and decides to leave.
>>i fall asleep full of regret

FML

enjoy anon

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>>35260310
>>she climbs on my back and tries to grab my dick, i'm like wtf and pull myself together like a turtle, defending my dick wut.

>>35260857
>>starts grinding on my leg and starts to grab my dick, guess what, i pull he turtle move.

>>35251677
>>35251763
Yea man I'm really not seeing how this would translate into her wanting to fuck you....

>>35253199
At least you can tell everybody that Fran Drescher sucked your dick.

>>35261090
yea.... i know.... i go to sleep every night knowing this

>>35259538
>I lost my kiss virginity a few weeks ago
>I'm 19
That's actually not out of the ordinary, you're on a good way. You'll lose your virginity in the next years

>>35260579
So stop lying please. I'm not a KHV too, I once hugged a girl (my cousin)

back in school my friend invited me over to study and play video games. Her parents were away on vacation for like a month and left her at home because school. I kissed this girl a few times and we groped and such but we weren't official bf/gf

we were edgy goth kids

anyways she opens the door, I walk in. She opens her trench coat and spreads it out wide and she's not wearing anything underneath

I just fucking run. Out the door, down the street, through the catwalk, to the bus stop

to this date it is the only IRL vagina I have ever seen

>>35250045

I had a lot, but my sexual moralism prevents me from becoming what I hate, i.e. a Chad. The occurrences started somewhat tame and got more intesnse as I grew older.


>Sixth grade.
>Good friends with a girl from my class named Karen.
>One day she writes to me on a piece of paper "I love you!".
>She invites me to go to the park.
>She asks me to kiss her so I do.
>It ends up being just one sloppy kiss on the mouth.
>She asks me to keep this a secret.
>Can't contain my autism.
>Think that if I tell everyone that I hate her it would remove any suspicion of us having a relationship.
>She stopped talking to me after that.
>I wasn't even given a chance to explain myself.

I'm actually happy it ended there. I still have that piece of paper she wrote on.


>Still in elementry.
>Competitive Swimming team.
>A lesbian girl that is older than me by 4-5
>She liked me because I'm funny and "cute".
>She would always hug me and pinch my butt when I wore my swimsuit.

Nothing really sexual, but there was a lot of physical contact on her part. It felt more like I had a big sister than a lover. She was really protective and kind to me. Heard she lives with a girl now and is doing OK. I miss her.


>At a swimming competition as an early teen.
>There was this girl my age I didn't even know.
>My teammates told her I love her as a gag.
>She ended up chasing after me with her other girl friends.
>I hid in the bushes and prayed to god it would end.

I don't even know how she looked because when I was running I didn't look back. I think they would have molested me if I were caught.


>Another time at a swimming competition as a full-fledged teen.
>This girl from another team would always hug me and ask me to be her BF.
>I just tried to avoid her and wanted it all to end.

She now has a Chad BF.

More to come.

>>35253532
Don't be stupid and get a fatty. They're probably more fun in bed anyway

>>35261536

Cont.

>Still a teen.
>This really busty girl from my swimming team is growing into a total slut.
>Big ass, big tits, big thighs.
>Only thing not going for her is her butterface and her insanity
>She would always drop hints about her body developing, e.g. telling me that she needs to buy a new bra.
>Never bit into her bait.

I still see her sometimes and she always tries to grab my attention, but I don't fall for her. I bet that if I call her out of the blue and invite her over she would come within the hour to have sex.


>In high school.
>Best English student in class.
>Finished the whole exercise book in the first month so that I wouldn't be bothered about it for the rest of the year.
>I sat at the corner in the back of the class alone.
>When everyone else were doing the exercises I wouldn't even be in their peripheral vision.
>Blonde milf teacher with a big butt knew this.
>She would give an exercise and then patrol around us.
>Whenever she got to me she would smile and feign a surprise over how I finished so quickly.
>She would stand behind me and lean over while looking in my notebook.
>She would put her hand on my neck and stroke it while saying "good boy".
>Then she would caress my shoulders and work it into a back rub.
>Afterwards she would move to the girl that sat infront of me.
>She would lean over her as if to assist her, even though she didn't ask for help.
>Her big ass would be right infront of my face and she made sure to move it about and wiggle it.

This happened almost every English class.

More to come.

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>>35250045
>round a friend's house, cuddling some girl on the sofa
>she was a friend of a friend, only been recently introduced
>thought she had quite a shitty personality but occasionally she was actually kinda sweet
>classic daddy issues, cut and took xanax
>just came out of a long term relationship, clearly looking for a cheap easy rebound
>pretty chubby but fairly attractive face
>hit it off a little bit, it was more her coming on to me but I was barely complaining since I'd almost never gotten attention from a girl
>she ramps up the flirting a lot this night, starts saying really suggestive things
>makes me poke her boob for a "joke"
>while we're cuddling she starts rubbing my ear and neck, little did she know that's a massive erogenous zone for me
>instantly get a huge boner, she didnt react but there's no way she couldn't have known
>she starts chatting cryptically to her "bezzie friend", catch them looking at me and giggling occasionally
cont.

>>35261600

Cont.

>High school.
>Slim milf art teacher with a pretty face and nice tits would always greet me when I passed by her in the corridor.
>I wasn't even in art class.
>Sometimes she would wrap her arms around my arm and walk me to a more secluded corner while asking me how I'm doing.
>She would take me to an empty class at the end of the hall.
>We would stand inside the door frame, so there wasn't a lot of room between us.
>She would always compliment my broad swimmer's shoulders.
>Then she would caress them and camouflage it by asking me how I'm doing at the pool.
>Then she would always fix her bra and cross her arms in such a way that her cleevage would become even more visible.
>She would end by telling me that if I need help with something I can come to her.
>All while She was grasping my hand with both of her's and putting it close to her chest.

Both she and the English teacher were married and had kids.


>Had this Chad "friend" from school.
>He had a busty GF, but I'm sure he fucked on the side as well.
>His GF added me on Normiebook (I only had it because that was the only place where we were informed if classes were canceled).
>She said she added me because she saw my comments and thought I was funny.
>We talked about The Elder Scrolls' lore a lot since she liked the series.
>One night she sends me a blurry selfie of her's with a tight undershirt while giving a 'V' sign and making an Ahegao face.
>She often tells me she loves me and that she wishes she met me before Chad.

Only reason I didn't tell him about her disloyalty was because I knew he himself wasn't loyal.

More to come.

>>35261180
just watched this again https://youtu.be/TFr-W2N6HMg
she's so gorgeous, I would love to know a girl like her

>>35250045
The classic, I was extremely drunk and couldn't get hard + I had fapped not long before I went out that day. I still hate alcohol because of that incident.

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>>35261654
cont.
>conversation moves to marry fuck kill
>they discuss who they would marry fuck and kill out of me and my two other friends
>girl says "marry friend #1, FUCK anon, and kill friend #2"
>"f-f-fuck me?"
>"yeah, I'd fuck you"
>that was the first time a girl had ever verbally express sexual interest in me
>just about manage not to freak the fuck out
>later on she beckons me outside while she's having a cig
>says we should go hang round mine for a bit (I live alone)
>that was when it really hit home
>brain turns into scrambled egg
>make some shitty excuse like I have work early tomorrow and I would have to go to bed like as soon as I get in
>her face fucking drops
>doesn't speak for the rest of the evening and just looks miserable
>drive home and enter my empty flat
>suddenly I realise that I've just rejected the only chance I've ever had at having sex, all because I thought she was a degenerate who was only after me because I was a beta
>check my underwear, my dick is literally soaked in precum from hours of being close to a girl
>have a wank and try to forget what just happened
>fast forward to now, wonder if I did the right thing by saving my virginity for someone who's worth it
>tfw no-one who's "worth it" has come along yet
>tfw my standards for women are massively skewed by /pol/ and anime
>still sometimes fap to the memory of her rubbing and breathing down my neck while brushing her thicc arse against my crotch

>>35261665

Cont.

>18 y/o.
>Walking home at night after drinking with the mates.
>Bump into two 17 y/o Stacies that my mates knew.
>They were all talking while I was waiting for the encounter to end
>Pretty quick the girls turned their attention to me.
>They got really close to me and started asking me personal questions.
>After I answered they would act impressed by what I said.
>At the end of the exchange they insisted on me remembering their names for some reason.

Only saw them at school after that. They would always greet me, and sometimes whisper something to the other girls around them while smiling to me.


>Still 18.
>Drunk at a house party.
>Got into a philosophical discussion with a group of people.
>After it was over one of the girls that listened to the talk took me to the side.
>I was drunk so I followed.
>She asked me further philosophical questions while smiling all the time.
>Got a message next morning from her thanking me for the conversation.

Didn't respond out of fear of it developing further.


>18 again.
>At a school trip (the only one I ever forced myself to go to).
>Two girls with bubble butts approach me.
>They ask me how I'm doing while smiling and crowding me from both side.
>I thought they were undercover police informants so I didn't cooperate much.

To this day IDK why I thought that.

More to come.

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>>35261600
>>35261665
>>35261718
You are literally a chad and progbably the most alpha of us all for denying the roast menace.
But I'm afraid you still need to leave normie
>>>/out/

>>35261718

Cont.

>19 y/o.
>Conscripted to the airforce.
>End up pushing papers at a small office base with lots of females.
>Had 4 girls fighting for my attention.
>Girl 'A' would ask me to spank her on the butt and thighs with a ruler (not nude) every time we were left alone in the office, to which I obliged. She would also insist on me doing it when other people were around.
>Girl 'B' was really obsessed with me and would ask me to marry and impregnate her. She would give me pecks and hugs every now and then. One time we were sent to a military course and I took on my usual role of class clown. Later on during the day she refused to let go of my arm because "all the other girls from the course are looking at you now after you made them laugh and I want them to know you're with me".
>Girl 'C' always fiddled with my uniform. She once asked me infront of some of the other girls if I'm a virgin, to which I refused to answer because of its vulgarity. Then she said said in a lewd voice "Yeah... You are a virgin...", after which they all laughed and started to fondle me.
>Girl 'D' got really mad at me once because I spent an entire day of downtime in the base alone in my room instead of coming over to her's. Next day we bumped into each other by chance and then she gave me a big hug and said she was sorry for getting mad at me.
>'B' and 'C' once ambushed me and sat on my legs while I was sitting on a chair.
>'B' fondled my leg and complimented me on them.
>'C' took selfies and grinded against what she probably thought was my dick (it was my inhaler).

It should be noted that 3 of them had a BF at the time. I'm no longer in the military so I don't see them but they still text me sometimes asking me how I am and wishing I would come to visit. Girl 'A' and 'B' asked me to join them last new year's eve for partying, but I told them I already had stuff planned (I didn't). Looking back I realise my time in the military was a harem anime manifest in physical form.

>>35261823

Cont.

>Still 19.
>Walking home at night with two mates after drinking.
>Bump into Karen.

Some background: Me and Karen used to go to the same high school. We didn't talk much, but there weren't hard feelings either. My mates went to the same school and she knew them.

>When she saw us it was my name she called out in a happy voice.
>She rushed to give me a hug (non for them, though).
>She had a great rack and she made sure to press it against my chest.

Nothing more happened after that. I think she moved to another city.


>20 y/o.
>Worked as a lifeguard in a rich neighborhood.
>Girls would always insist on sitting and sunbathing infront of my sitting spot, even if they had the whole pool for themselves.
>They'd strike a conversation with me.
>Girls would pit me against their BFs or orbiters in a swimming competition.
>I would always refuse because I didn't want to make the guy lose infront of his girl.
>Chads with a big ego would always press the challenge so I would accept.
>Always come first by a big margin.
>After that the girls would keep sneaking looks at me.

Man, it fealt good to cuck Chad. Letting Chad eat my dust and finish two laps before he even finished his first was the best feeling in the world. Finally Chad was on the losing team.


>Still a lifeguard.
>Inflatables were brought to the pool and after they finished they started packing them up.
>This youngster was trying to lift the rolled up inflatable into a truck that was several meters away but was having some difficulty.
>His Stacy GF was next to him waiting for him to finish.
>He asks for me to help.
>I lift it up and take it to the truck by myself.
>His GF gives me bedroom eyes and smiles.

Felt bad for the guy, but he brought it on himself.

More to come.

>>35252129
no way how did this happen?

>>35261536
>>35261600
>>35261665
>all these /ss/ undertones
Welp I have a boner now

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>>35261536
>>35261600
>>35261665
>>35261698
>>35261718
>>35261823
>>35261859

Did you type all this out to a text file while you were drunk and crying one night?

>>35261859

Cont.

>Lifeguard still.
>Sent on a 12th grade school trip in some place that had a pond in it.
>This one qt3.14 with big tits starts a conversation with me on the bus.
>She tells me that one of my swimming teammates was her ex-BF.
>I know the guy, and he's really stupid.
>Tell it to her but in a witty way.
>She answers with a bewildred "oh".
>After that she kept walking next to me during the whole trip, asking me questions and laughing from my jokes.

She's the only girl so far that I have second thoughts about.


>Ever since I turned 18 my hot niece sends me messages asking me how I am every once in a while.
>During family gatherings she's always around me.
>She laughes from my jokes and tries to have as much physical contact as possible within the limits of the occasion.
>If I don't pay her enough attention she pinches me or kicks my legs.

If we were ever left alone I'm sure she'd get even lewder.


That's all I can remember. I'm still a virgin and never layed my hands on a girl's ass or tits.

>>35253183
This gives me a very sad, wistful feel I managed to repress for a long time.

>>35261823
This is like some oblivious anime mc type shit. Even my autistic ass could've sealed those deals.

>>35261896
Are you still a virgin? Do you even regret this shit? It sound like you get off on blueballing girls and I can't blame you for that (assuming this is real, which of course is not the case)

>>35261874
it didn't happen is the key point

>>35261823
>'C' took selfies and grinded against what she probably thought was my dick (it was my inhaler).

There is something about this sentence that is absolutely hysterical.

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>>35261799

I have too much appreciation and respect for robots to just leave. I think that as long as I preserve my virginity and maintain my disdain to normalfags I can at least keep an honorary robot status and posting privileges. I know I have it better off than most robots, but at least I try to hold on to the boat you're all in, despite how the currents try to pull me away.

>>35261890

You got one post wrong. I wrote them all just now on a notepad and pasted them here to keep it coherent and consecutive.

>>35262010

Yeah, I remember as a kid I would get angry at the main charecter of harem animes, but now after looking back at my life I can identify with him. I feel like I have more to lose than to gain, and that's even when I assume it would be a perfect relationship where the girl craves me and keeps her loyalty to me.

>>35262128

>Are you still a virgin?
It's literly answered at the closing line in the post you replied to.
>Do you even regret this shit?
In all of the cases I believe I dodged a bullet. The only thing I still have second thoughts about is the girl from the trip where I opperated as a lifeguard, but the fact she had a BF would still prevent me from pursuing. She was a real qt and had a nice set of tits and ass.
>It sound like you get off on blueballing girls and I can't blame you for that
When I was younger I disliked the attention, but when I got older I started enjoying seeing damaged goods getting their shit handed to them. I'm a pleasure delayer in general so I think this behaviour with women isn't a surprise, it's just that I never get to the obvious pleasure at the end; I derive it from the lack of a proper finalle. An added bonus to all of this is that when I argue about sexual moralism with people, they can't use the "you're just saying this because you're a sad virgin that can't get some" logical fallacy.

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>>35262407
mirin' those (You)'s brah

>>35262342

Yeah, even then it was funny. The inhaler was pushing against my leg so I asked her to get up because she is "sitting on my inhaler". Then they laughed and when I realised they thought It was an innuendo for my dick I reiterated "my real inhaler".

She didn't get off my leg.

>>35259771
>"making out"
>KHV
>K
>"making out"
>KHV
>K

>be me, 11 or 12.
>still a bit innocent
>mums bf has 2 girls age 9 and 10
>parent(s) are nudists, so we are normally naked around house
>me and the bfs daughters are in spa naked
>playing around, bouncing around spa.
>sitting in spa with daughters
> they are bouncing from seat to seat.
>they bounce on my pogo stick while they go around the spa jumping from seat to seat
>still rem the feeling, was good, man

>highschool
>11th grade
>near the end of school year, nice weather outside and classes started at 9am
>on my way to school i bought a bottle of 200ml votka, which is 40% alcohool (80proof)
>drank it in like 30 minutes
>arrive to school drunk af, still walking cause alcohool tolerance, tho i couldnt hold my eyes open
>class starts, i ask to go out cause i feel sick
>i go out in the courtyard and smoke a cig
>classmate comes over to see if im alright
>nice sized tits, cute face, normal size
>we start talking, she waits for me to finish smoking and tells me we should go inside
>as we walk to the class i joke about her tits, and and at this point i think she realized i was drunk
>as we approach the classroom door she tells me she hears the principle in our classroom and tells me we shouldn't go in yet
>she then proceeds to drag me to the girls bathroom, which was somewhat parallel to our classroom
>we go in a stall into "hiding"
>she then proceeds to kiss me, i kiss back
>i was so drunk i started grabbing her tits under her shirt and bra
>nice feeling

and that was it, we kisswed for like 10 more seconds and i continued to touch her breasts, we then stopped and walked to the classroom

i dont remember if i had a boner while walking in class

it was the last day of school and i had no way to contact her during the summer, next year we didn't even talk about it. i think she was embarassed of me acting that way and tought i dont remember it. but i still do.

>>35261478
the H in KHV is for hand-holding

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>>35264033
Does it have to be traditional handholding as in holding a girl's hand while walking around in public somewhere?

I remember this one time a girl invited me over and made me watch yaoi with her but we were snuggling under a light blanker on her couch and I kissed her hand and she kissed mine, does that make a V, KV, HV, or KHV?

I know KHHV means kissless hand-holdless hugless virgin, are there any actual KHHV's on this board??

>>35264094
I am a Kissless handholdless virgin, I've been hugged maybe 3 or 4 times by girls my age, but never in any romantic interest. I'm sure there are KHHV people here though.

>>35250716
It's called cynch. The fashion accessory dates back to the 16th century when noblewomen would tie colorful cloths around their necks to indicate they were looking for a suitor. As was often the case in those days, the common people adopted the fashion of the upper class to make themselves appear upper class. However most peasants couldn't afford bright colorful cloth or the silk and lace that noble women used so they made them thinner with cheaper materials. Around the turn of the 20th century they came back into vogue. The notable exception this time however was that instead of showing off colors and fine materials they rebelled against traditional thought by making their cynches thin and black. Since then they've gone in and out of fashion ever few decades.

It's a fucking choker you inbred sack of shit. It doesn't mean anything.

>>35258209
This board is infested with nornalfags. Thats why.

>>35263166
>>parent(s) are nudists, so we are normally naked around house
wtf, is this actually a thing that happens?

>>35264033
K kissless H hugless V virgin
hand-holding doesn't even make sense

>>35264808
it actually is handholdless

fucking newfags I swear

Not a virgin anymore but i could've had TWO opportunitys that would be life changing for me.

1.) i knew a cute pseudo SJW girl and the funny thing is she was in love with me, even tho i was a racist cunt. She was so fucking devote that she would do ANYTHING to please me. I was too proud and also taken by the point. (funfact, my GF doesn't like sucking dick or can handle my ass fetish. )

2.) My GF and i had some stress and she didn't wrote me for almost a month. i thought she was breaking up with me. Welp, In this time i was bored and on a german camgirl board. I met this girl there and well we wrote and she told me about her exibitionism and i was totally fine with that. 2 weeks later she wanted to date me but i refuse because 2 days earlier my GF told me she wasn't sure and that she needed her time. I checked all her contacts and indeed, she didn't cuck me, or something. she was just tired from work and the fight we had.


TL;DR - I could have had 2 devote fuckslaves as a gf but i chose not to have them. and desu sometimes i regret it.

>>35250394
>just girl things

>ahjgfhgjhahfhdjmooted

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>Be 14
>Shy, but friend is good with girls
>Start hanging out with my best friend and crush + her friend regularly
>Always tryna get those bitches drunk, since we got them high the first time they did it

>We're out drinking with them one night and a bunch of other people
>We go back to my buddy's place, I'm sitting on his bed
>The girl comes up and sits between my legs, resting her head on the inside of my leg
>She keeps looking up with me, I sperg and break eye contact
>Just stare ahead and pretend like I'm too drunk to notice her there even though I can still see her looking at me in my peripheral.
>She gets up after a few minutes of this

I got like 3 questions here
>Why was she doing that?
>What should I of done in that situation?
>What did she want me to do?
Did I blow it with her there or was there ever a chance to begin with? I posted that story on here before and some guy called me a Chad, I feel like she might of been wanting me to do something and I was just oblivious to it.

I have more stories I can post too

>>35264925
Sounds like you never met any of them outside of the internet. Nigga u braindead

>>35265826
Also I'm 20 now btw, I still feel like I owe it my 14 year old self to smash this girl. Haven't seen her for a while, and I'm hanging out with her again soon, can I bounce back?

>>35265826
>>35265929
You're overanalyzing it, she was trying to make Chad fight you for her

Not a virgin but I could have fucked a cheerleader when I was in high school. She used to write me notes telling me I was cute and shit. When we were waiting for the bus I jokingly said she should come home with me just to see if she would or not and to my surprise she was totally down with it. Too bad I got nervous as fuck and told I was only kidding. She eventually lost interest due to thinking I didn't like her

I ended up remaining a virgin until I was 25

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>High School
>Freshman and Sophomore year
>Literally had a couple girls straight up ask me out during this timeframe
>Turn them down cause scared of girls at the time and too focused on studies

I regret everything

>>35265826
You blew it OP

>>35252616
Because it was well known she had HIV but she didn't think anyone else knew and was wondering why no one would give her dick. I'm desperate, but not HIV desperate.

>Be 13
>Home with best friend who is a guy
>We play WoW together
>All of a sudden he puts on porn and whips his dick out and starts masturbating
>Asks me if I want to join in
>I take pants off
>GetOff.jpeg
>He starts asking me if he can put it in my ass
>I'm like ok
>He's pretty hung for a 14 year old, 17cm or more defo
>Never used ass before, so it's too teenie tight for him to stick it in
>Also didn't 'wash it', had pooped between shower and then
>We laugh it off and he's like
>My dick smells like poo now lol
>We just finish
I'm a guy btw :^)
Sadly, true.
Had the chance with some girls, never had sex, so happy I didn't. Those stories aren't very interesting tho. Happy my sperg protected me.

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>>35250045
One night I ended up sexting a girl on OkCupid after talking for a bit. she blocked me the next morning
other than that. Nothing but a few hugs here and there throughout my life

>>35265957
There was only 2 other chads left at that point in the night, my buddy and both were trying to wingman for me. 2nd chad left early which left me and my buddy, her and her friend, and this 3rd chick. There was nothing to fight over.

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>>35262407
Have another (You). Your sense of morality is quite commendablealthough it could also just be the selfish denying of others, idgaf, roasties gonna be toastie.

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Not a virgin, but here's a missed chance:

>Be 14
>Go to beach with friends
>Come across a group of girls one of my friends knows
>one of the girls has a...reputation
>hot in a skanky way with nice perky teenage tits and ass
>be shirtless with awesome abs(I really need to stop eating so much to get them back to what they used to be)
>she mires and straight up asks if I want to fuck
>being a spaz aspie faggot, say no
>she's all "you know you want to" (she was right)
>after that she's all up on me in the water, arms around me face to face, piggy back, asking for hugs and kisses, saying "I love you"
>I indulge her just a bit with closed mouth kisses and hugs
>at one point she sort of tackles my face with her chest down into the water. Later on I break a little while she's piggybacking me and give her teenage ass a good feel up
>she goes "that got me horny"
>she's all "let's fuck right here in the water," "I wanna feel your dick." I "jokingly" say suck my dick, she gives me an enthusiastic "okay." She later asks if I have a big dick, I say yes (lel, asian manlet, 5.0" on a good day.14yos, amirite?)
>later on, out of the water
>still all up on me, one leg wrapped around me
>straight up puts my hand on her sideboob, but I ball it up in a fist like a pussy due to being in front of everyone
>get her number but never call her, she was down for having me over
>later found out she got with a guy that got out of prison/jail that same day
>probably dodged a bullet but still would've been nice to get dat sweet, lustful teenage pussy

She's married to a black guy now and has a baby with him. Would still fug though. Pic is her with post pregnancy big titties.

>>35261874
I honestly don't understand how other people get into these situations. I just lived my life and nothing happened.

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>>35266285
>Not a virgin
stopped reading there

>>35256264
Accurate, I had a thing called oreo at my school and since I was the shortest boy in grade 8 and was chubby, I would constantly get fake asked out and I always said no. I told the first girl to fuck herself even when I didn't know what it was because she was THE stacy in middle school. Kids suck. Girls are worse

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>>35261090
holy shit anon, i don't know how you haven't killed yourself yet. le turtle move? fucking lel i legit thought all you normies self-diagnosed your autism, but this is true autism

>>35253199
Jews are notoriously horny

Some cutie thick girl wanted to fuck me when I was 17. I declined because I had a big crush on a girl in school and I thought sleeping with the girl would ruin my chances. Boy was I wrong FUCK

>>35268301

Forgot to add that another girl wanted to fuck me a year later but I also declined because she had a big chin and was a massive hoe

>>35250045
>what's the closest you've ever been to fucking someone?

Reminder that if you ever had any opportunities before, you are not a robot

bumppunbmpbump

>>35254896
I NEVER GOT EVEN CLOSE TO HAVING SEX
I licked my cousin's pussy when I was 10 and she was 9, I think this fucked me up

>>35251112
i dont think so anon, similar body shape though

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>>35262407
How does it feel to not be a subhuman?
I mean, girls treated me like absolute garbage so I just want to know how it feels to be desired by them

>>35250045
>meet girl and she asks if she can sleep at my house
>I accept and she comes over
>I smoke a tonne of weed and have a really bad anxiety attack
>Keep getting up and going to the bathroom
>Eventually she falls asleep and i sleep on the floor

i swear im going to kill myself soon

>>35269615
>weed
Nothing of value would be lost