Cats are cool

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>>35188163
I do__ like cats

Cat thinks compound bow looks funny

cats are classic internet and anyone hating them is just lashing out at tumblr whores copping them from us

>>35188163
I got a stray kitten for Christmas and choked it to death because I wanted a dog. Never did get that dog after that.

>>35188494
How bad did you get scratched?

>>35188494
Thanks for the info. You shall be done the same. Will make a good torture porn clip too. :)

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I miss my old cat.

>>35188494
Stray cats seem like dicks.
I've only had a domesticated kitten. Used to rough it up a bit because I was pretty young when I got it but I never did something extreme like try to kill it.

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My cat when he was a kitten. He fetches.

Reddit: The Organism

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My cat is btw best friend

I have two cats (female). They're too small. I had a big fat cat hefore, and he was dumb as a brick. I liked him more, he was a retarded arsehole. Liked to fight a lot. He walked on a hotplate and badly burned his feet, he was a shut-in (seriously agoraphobic because he got out when he was a kitten) and fell off a third floor balcony, presumably because his balance was shite. Thankfully, he wasn't hurt. He used to go into the bathroom in the dark and meow sadly to himself. Good knows what went through his head.

>>35188163
only past the wall women like cats. prove me wrong

>>35190805
Your cat may be cool but he is ugly as FUCK

what the fuck is up with his fur pattern.

that shit is autism

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fucking love my cat

>>35191843

fuck you this cat is beautiful and you have shit taste.

>>35191843

whats its name?

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I don't know what I'd do without her desu

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anybody else ever got accused by a bunch of mixed up people for being mean to cats after posting some retarded looney tune clip

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Having a sleep in the hall outside my door.

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prettiest kitty in the world coming through

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>>35191957
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Small kitty in a small treeeee

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>>35191965
This god damn dog was just the worst fucking thing. It would jump off the bed in the middle of the night to go piss and shit somewhere and then beg to get back up, waking me the fuck up.

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My cat is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet. She's the only living being that shows affection to me. We take evening walks together. I don't have a picture but she looks like this.

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>>35191940
I think he's happy now.

i have killed over 150 cats in my life. i am 40 years old now.

i used to throw them off bridges, and when i got older i got a rusty kitchen knife. after that i bought a multi tool. had 16 different ways to slaughter them

fun times. im not even a maniac i just hate cats.

>>35192049
I think you`re a special kind of shitty person. I wish some larger sapient decided to throw you off a bridge,because he didn`t like what you were. Wonder how it will feel.

>>35192049
someone will find you and kill you for me.
Please, someone do this for me.

Give me proof you did the job and I will let you do anything to me : 3

>>35192090

i wish more people in my town replaced their cats. But mostly they got a hint and bought a dog

>>35192106

a buttblastered boipussy wont get you anything more than shit.

>>35190159
Adorbs
Cutieblox

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Who else /catbestfriend/ here?
My obese cat is almost always on my bed(he's here now as I post this) and loves to sleep right up against me. He also loves sleeping with my doggos and sitting outside with them. He's always purring, and likes me because I don't mind that he always digs his claws into me. He's been losing weight, but my roastie mother keeps giving him food whenever he meows. He can sleep on my bed for up to 6 hours at a time.

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yeah dont you want to just pet and hug them forever?

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<3

i like to rough him up at times but in the end he always likes a nice cuddle

he doesnt meow, only squeal, he only meows when he's in urgent help like stuck in the closet or something.

when he wants let out of my room he puts his paws to the door

I'm thinking of making money as a cat breeder. What's the best cat breed?

>>35193686
MY CAT DOES THAT TOO. He forcefully snuggles up against me at night and loves hiding under the blankets.

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Can your cats drink soda?

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Can your cats help people?

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Can they join kkk?

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>>35188163
>pet me or i'll bite you
>stop petting me or i'll bite you
>pay attention to me or i'll bite you
nah, doggos better

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Can you carry them like this?

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>>35194345
cats are sophisticated, they drink wine

>>35194378
doggos bark instead, it's much more annoying

>>35188163
i have 4 of them. shits pretty cool

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I'm thinking of getting Laperms for the unique texture of their fur.

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Or maybe skookums. That's cats with feline dwarfism and curly hair.

>>35194406
Sorry I didn't understood you were undercover.

That's right they are sophisticated and should drink wine

>what humans would consider a completely insignificant amount of alcohol can be deadly danger to a cat

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>>35194566
Anon, you're silly. They make special wine for cats.

http://www.apollopeak.com/

>>35194593
Is this the ultimate cat product for single women? You know that they're 100% of the consumer base.

>>35191868
Kill me, Pete

originallio the commentio

Cats are very good.

>>35190805
why do you keep your cat in a veggie box

>>35190170
>ancient friend of humanity
>revered by Egyptians and great men throughout history
>assigned to a shitty website by. NEET

Silence yourself

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Wonderful thread with cute animal photos. All subhuman scum hurting animals shall be killed.

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>>35190170
You weren't there back when caturday threads were a staple of 4chan? You missed out. Longcat disapproves.

>>35194593
Do you think an attention whore who take pictures of her cat drink alcohol would buy this? Be honest with yourself anon

>>35192049
I have 100 or more ways to slaughter you. Slowly and painfully. ;)

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>>35188163
My little Majikina <3

>>35191868
Your cat looks suicidal my dude

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Cats are the dankest

>>35194651
Mein nigga!
Bengals are best cats

>>35194789
>menthols

DISGUSTING HOLY SHIT KYS

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Have you ever wanted to fuck a cat?
org

>>35194789
flip your shit and stop smoking for the kitty sake at least

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My first cat. She's 6 months old and I have owned her since she was 1 month.

cat = oldfag, dog = newfag

>>35188163
I love cats

I just can't have pets anymore...

>>35195281
Open a cat cafe for people like yourself. Cat lovers could go pet cats, give cats cat wine and kitty treats, play with cats, give cats tiny little kisses..

>>35194466
I bet that cat gets knotted like crazy. Probably have to brush him every day

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>>35188163
I love cats.

Pic related is my cat. She loves cuddling and sleeping on top of me. Also she likes to eat popcorn for some reason. I only feed her 1 kernel though, I don't want her to be sick.

Her brother is an energetic little guy who follows me around the house. He loves belly rubs.

I can post a pic of her brother if you want. Black cats are beautiful as fuck.

I had to crop this pic down a fuckton because the file size is too big.

>>35195547
No idea why the word love was spoilered, I just wanted to spoiler the first one.

>>35191868
>no one here can even comprehend my feels
>they come and go to work and school as i sit here, day by day, doing nothing, going nowhere
>they laugh and experience random moments of joy, whereas i only feel an all pervading sense of meaninglessness and emptiness
>and so i go on, living out my nine lives, pretending as if all is well, secretly anticipating that glorious, glorious day when i can expire and leave this body behind, moving on to my destiny beyond planet earth, where i will finally make use of my superior intelligence and- --- is that a fucking box m8? WOAH HO HO HELL YEAH IM IN DA BOX IM IN DA BOX I GOT DIS BOX MAN IT MINE IT AINT URS DIS BOX IS MINE HELLLLLLLL YEA

>>35192049
THAT'S THE NICE THING ABOUT KARMA. YOU GONNA GET RAPED.

>>35195547

You could have resized instead of cropping.

>>35192049
my man, and the best part is triggering these faggots who will never do shit cause deep down they know its stupid to try and exact revenge for a small furry shitball. Fuck cats and the internet swallowing this cancer like a slut downing shots. these piece of shit animals have worked their way into every fucking thing that exists and fuck its insufferable.

Hey guys, plz read...

my cat (female, age 12+) was diagnosed with hyperthyroidism a few years ago now. it was after she had a near death reaction to a medicine for her eyes or something (can't recall right now). they put her on methimazole, transdermal ie apply to inner ear, and the dose she's at now is absurdly high, like 104mg.

i give her the med twice a day but i've started to do half the prescribed dose because when i give full amount she seems to have a bad reaction to it, as if it's making her even more hyper thyroid. she's gone from being a very muscular, fat, male-like cat to being 7-8lbs and smaller than our 3 year old male cat who used to look up to her like a goddess.

i am really afraid for her, she isn't getting better or stabilizing, we can't afford the other options and i'm not sure they seem legitimately helpful anyway. i don't want to have to put her down, i just can't face it, especially knowing that if i could've got her healthy she could have another 10yrs. she's been one of my closest friends since i was a teenager and means so much to me. we have a "connection" that's really deep. for example, when she had that initial near death reaction to a medicine (curled up in her litter box as if about to die), we rushed her to the emergency animal hospital and in the car i was saying, in my mind, to her "it's ok, calm down" etc and it actually helped her and she calmed down.

has anyone else struggled with hyperthyroidism in cats and can you offer any advice? honestly, the vets we've seen seem fucking CLUELESS on this shit, all they do is take tests and go hurr durr up the dose, see ya next time. they are completely useless except for getting a reading of her thyroid levels.

should i ween her off the med completely and see if her body can rebalance itself without this toxic weird medication fucking shit up all the time?

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This lil fgt rite here is Shinji. My cat. He has a nasty habit of trying to hump my leg. But he`s 10/10 otherwise.

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Yeah, my cat and I like birdwatching in real life and on screen.

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>>35195547
Heres my big nigga cat. He's fucking massive and when he goes to lay with me he likes to just flop over and crash into me. He also loves laying on his back.

The white one was Edgar, he died a few months ago from some kind of neurological issue. Shit sucked man. I wish i could say he went peacefully but it was pretty awful. I had to drive him to the vet in the middle of a blizzard. He was an awesome cat and I miss him a ton.

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I like my cat a lot, she is being with be for eleven years, shame that she doesn't like me very much.

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Sad cats best cats

>>35188163
I had a Himalayan kitten (2 months old)
Took good care of her for a month and she still scared of me and doesn't show up from under the furniture unless there was food I ended up going full autismus strangled her to death while drowning her in the water tub, snapped her neck after that and twisted it real good and then threw the body from the fourth floor
I also sent this very description to my ex back then and she was absolutely furious and depressed because of it lmao

>>35194378
>I've me insane amounts of attention or I'll destroy everything you own

dogs are for people so desperate for attention and so pathetic that literally only the neediest of animals will like them

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Good thread. It's very original (fuck you /r9k/).

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My cat is currently sleeping on my legs, this pic is pretty old but that's her. She's named Spookie, because her ears were already fully grown when she was a kitty, which reminded us of Spock.

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Flower cosplay cat is best cat

>>35198931
He looks retarded
I love it

Sad story time :(

I had a calico kitty we named nippers cuz he was a catnip junkie.
Me and my bro were roommates in these really trashy ghetto apartments and we got nippers, but we couldn't let him out because the black people kept kicking him off the building (we were three stories up), so he was an inside cat after a few times.
Mom was sick so we went to visit in another city and we came back and our house was raided it it was all bloody and the blacks cut all nippers limps and tail off.
We go to vet and they planned to euthanize him but older brother wanted a week to say goodbye. They cut off the excess tenons, let him stay about a month so he could heal properly and he took him to our new home for a week.
I can't enjoy fluffy threads anymore because that's what he was, a fluffy by that point. He couldn't eat, someone always had to be with him, and he used to meow all the time, no not anymore.
Its been a year now and I still have nightmares about what he went through and to this day I never trust black people

>>35199413
I still have nightmares about carrying him from room to room

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>>35188163
this is my sweet kitty :3

>>35199413
oh my god, I wish I never read that
I can't believe an innocent cat got mutilated by gangbangers. where's the image of the honorable antagonist?
I'm sorry about nippers.

>>35198931
did this picture make anyone else yawn? i yawned

>>35199506
We never got pictures of him, and we could not take them when he was like that. We just try to move on. No more cats, just fish now

>>35199569
this is fucking horrifying. l'm sorry

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>tfw have the coolest looking fucking cat on r9k

>>35199629
...you must not have seen my kitten.
>>35199465

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>>35199465
>>35199673
that thing looks like someone dumped battery acid on it

it is cute

>>35199701
thank you, I think he's a lynx.

>>35188163
I don't like cats, and I fuck myself at least twice every night.

Come at me, you sub-reddit 1990s cat-meme retard.

My family had a cat for 14 years. When I was 11 it just showed up at our farm, starved to the bone. I don't think I've ever loved a creature more.

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My handsome senior
16 years old
Hes kinda fat, and sleeps alot, but when he doesnt sleep he's still very active

What's the smartest, fluffiest cat that you can train/teach stuff to and play with?

Don't want no lazy, entitled, retard cat like the ones I usually see people own.

>>35194857
Oh I didn't know it's Bengal. Never had one, just black & white normal cats. He just looked so nicely spunky as if he wanted to smash the crap out of any animal abuser. That's cute.

>>35194971
Cat fuckers, like any animal fuckers will die slowly and painfully through impaling.

>>35188163
steff is that you?

>tfw love cats but allergic to them

>>35202449
That's how bengals are.
Very rough and possessive.

>>35202704
Bengals are good for people with cat allergy.

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>>35194971
yes desu

tell me this cat ain't asking for it

>>35195852
see >>>/an/

>>35193686
Jesus. I think your cat is wider than you.

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Hello Robot, I'll be your cat for tonight.

>>35203058
>That's how bengals are.
>Very rough and possessive.
Good to know. I think I'm going to base a Bengal army to reap and scratch all of those who need to be. ;)

>>35192049
>i have killed 150 cats in my life
>im not even a maniac

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My cute Amelia is turning 13 this year.

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>>35194804
I love this artist's depressing cat drawings

>>35188163
cat gore thread now

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>>35204130
Don't be edgy, anon

>>35204190
i love bullying my cat like that too.

the fat fuck gives zero fucks

>>35204428
Start waiting for the day you'll be bullied by 50 Bengals ripping your skin off and eating you alive while you scream being bound to a tree trunk smelling catmint.

>>35199006
He is yawning :(

Cat's are alright but I prefer dogs

>>35193686
Fat cat master race
I love her but she's always crawling on my chest and stomach and it fucking hurts
Since it's an every day thing I'm afraid it might cause real damage

I'm trying to get her to stop but she takes it as a personal rejection and adamantly refuses.

>>35192049
Fake and gay
Sage

Oregonatti

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Held her up to the camera and cropped out my face.

Since her sister died, she whines like a little bitch if I'm not petting her exactly the way she likes.