Do "Grand Wizards" even exist?

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>>35144758
120.

Lowest I've ever seen is 8. Honest to God impressive.

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>>35144758
I got 49 too.

>mfw I get to the social section

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>>35144758
12

now, what is my prize

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>131

Bunch of them made no sense and fave too many points imo.

59
Almost none of the mental and social things applied to me :(

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>>35144758
>khv
>still a cyborg

This test is bullshit because it makes you more of a robot if you smoke?

Robots dont smoke anything.

>>35144758
What is
>recreational screen-time up to 4h a day

Playing vidya/watching movies for at least 4 hrs?

>>35144758
have 23 points
so close

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>>35145311
>he doesn't smoke cigarettes so he can die faster
>he doesn't smoke weed to numb himself to everything

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>72
>The description feels too real

>>35145357
>having the social capabilities to purchase drugs

Fuck off normie.

>>35145357
>has emotions to suppress
how is that a robot

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yee haww

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>>35145455
>not a virgin
>got half the score I did
HOW

88 points. Feels badman

>>35144758
104

But when I fuck, +8, and another multiple partner +4, I become Chad

57.

Social and accomplishment offed me

>Healthy weight for your age and sex not checked
>Exercise regularly checked

66.

It was the Social and Accomplishment sections that really got me. The Bonus Round strangely saved me from the fate of being a border-line Robot.

>>35145773
You're taking this test seriously
You're definetely a robot

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does this mean i still have to get out

got to 110 but im not a normalfag. i just had a woman that i loved and i was loved back until i fucked up.

i fucked up like an idiot. i will never forgive myself for that

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56, robot.
I'm a little surprised desu.

>>35145720
fatty, got an exercise bike and riding it every day

>>35146029
Nice job, however diet is as if not more important. Don't forget about that.

>>35146049
i haven't forgotten
i'm ignoring it

>>35146109
Then you might as well stop cycling desu

>healthy weight, /fit/, exercise regularly, don't do drugs, shower
>love parents, think i'm a nice person, feel motivation during the day
>have a good relationship with family, leave house
>don't live with parents, employed, rent living space, keep it clean, won an award to be proud of, manage money well, life an independent life
>no criminal record, have a smartphone

39. I've never understood why alcoholism is robot at all, normies do not socialize outside of drinking and that's probably the biggest reason why I will never get a gf or friends.

>>35146149
that's a retarded attitude

>>35146149
not at all true desu, the nice thing about cycling is that it's something you can do enough to outpace eating just about anything, much like swimming. you're not gonna hurt yourself cycling unless you try and power uphill often on high gear

For some reason I knew I'd get Elliot.

89.

I'm a little strange, moving forwards in life (albeit a bit slowly at the moment), and I'm fairly lonely, but still well off.

81
Decent scores on everything but mental and accomplishments. Anxiety/depression and possible aspiehood fucked me up

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>>35144758
24

i get all my points in physical and mental. like 2 points in social and literally ZERO in accomplishment.

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>mfw people getting over 85 are calling themselves (((robots)))

>mfw I was generous with some points and still got 49

>mfw when I'm OP and I started this thread so I could feel better knowing that other people were scoring lower than me

>mfw only 2 people score lower

I don't want to be a khv 'til I die. PLEASE GOD NOOOOO!

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>>35146173
>>35146175
Yes, you can outcycle high cholesterol levels, right.
You know food contains more than just stuff that makes you fat right?
And no, you can't outcycle the calories you take in if you keep eating way too much shit. Unless you're cycling 50km a day perhaps? Which is really unlikely as you're overweight and too undetermined to go on a diet.
If you're cycling on an exercise bike with the hopes of becoming fit while ignoring what you eat you will be dissapointed.

>>35146306
I'm a kv despite my score (over 20 year old too) >>35146219

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>>35146306
yeah, a lot of failed normies in here

a lot of failed normies on /r9k/ in general desu

>>35145872

>not a virgin

leavae

>>35146322
you are seriously retarded

my food intake combined with my lack of movement meant i was slowly, steadily gaining weight (for the past 3 years or so)
adding some exercise means no longer gaining weight (actually i'm slowly losing weight)

maybe you were imagining some american hambeast?

>>35144758
68
I always get Cyborg because I'm a KHV but I'm doing "well" in other parts of life.

86

pretty accurate

I just got my firste ever gf a few months ago tho so that gives me alot of points

63
Seen this shit too many times, always same result. One day I hope to ascend.

>>35146436
>maybe you were imagining some american hambeast?

Yes, you're overweight, right?
you also said that you were ignoring your food intake which is pretty pathetic and spoken like a true hambeast.

Calling me retarded is not nice either, makes it seem like you're getting defensive.

But if you're losing weight hey good for you.

However if you stop cycling for the shortest amount of time you will regain that fat way way faster than you lost it. You're better off fixing your eating habits aswell so you don't get chained to that bike as you will not keep cycling everyday for longer than a year.
Also, if you're truly not a hambeast and you're not lying about your weight gain&loss fixing your eating habits should come down to drinking one less glass of soda a day.

Wow I went from 79 to 138 in the last month. Proud of myself.

>>35146802
Where did the +40 points come from anon?

>>35146802
Well done, anon. Now get the fuck >>>/out/ and never return, normie scum.

>>35146832
Social, accomplishment, and bonus round added a lot of points.

>>35146849
I don't believe you. Give specifics.

Cyborg here

I took a dive in the social section like this >>35145287 anon.

Thank god for the bonus section, the mental section made it clear I need to seek counselling.

Not that I didn't know that lads, but having it spelt out for you is important.

>>35146681
>Yes, you're overweight, right?
yup, but not a hambeast
>you also said that you were ignoring your food intake which is pretty pathetic and spoken like a true hambeast.
nope i said i was ignoring that diet is more important

>Calling me retarded is not nice either, makes it seem like you're getting defensive.
who cares about nice on the internet

>But if you're losing weight hey good for you.
i know

>However if you stop cycling for the shortest amount of time you will regain that fat way way faster than you lost it. You're better off fixing your eating habits aswell so you don't get chained to that bike as you will not keep cycling everyday for longer than a year.
that's certainly possible
and yea, if i stop cycling i obviously have to do something else

>Also, if you're truly not a hambeast
205cm, 120kg, judge for yourself
>and you're not lying about your weight gain&loss fixing your eating habits should come down to drinking one less glass of soda a day.
maybe it would (though i drink soda maybe once a month)
i know what's wrong with my eating habits, but i like them so i'm not changing them

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I'll be okay.

I don't take pride in my body because I do neglect it despite having excellent genes, and I also can't remember any award I've won, so I definitely don't have any to be proud of. Although I'm not too sure about talent. I'm just too lazy to cultivate any.

>>35146868
Basically I got a girlfriend, lost virginity, established a better family life, became more confident, got a job where I am making 1-2k a week, moved into an apartment, etc. I'm not gonna track the entire thing but that were some of the things I never had before.

>>35146977
Once you get the ball rolling...

Anyway, get the fuck >>>/out/ already.

>>35146977
Well done, I hope I'll follow you, but I'm a brainlet and starting in slav country, so things are harder for me.

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>65
>was 55
I guess it's getting better now

>>35145077
How the hell did you get 12?

What few things did you score on?

Full score of 171.

I'm basically Wall Street tier, btw. The guy sucking all the wealth from plebs like yourselves.

I cant do this test, I keep losing track of where i am, I don't have any paper or pencil, so I'd imagine I'm at 0

>>35147381
>can't mspaint
Yeah, you're definitely at 0

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>>35144758
66, I'm a perfect cyborg created by the devil I guess.


I heard about the guy in his 30s here in Poland who lives with his old mother with no plans for future or job who looks like a Grand Wizard(fat neckbeard). They are even on this board, in the previous edition there were some 6-8 guys, they are suicidal alcoholics or something like that.

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>>35147406
Thank you for reminding me, I got 44

if you argue about how much of a robot you are you're not a robot.

you all look like the stupid ass country people that want to be country so bad they argue about how country they are. commit suicide.

i'm at
115 so close.

>>35144758
My goodness, I actually got a worse score than most of the people in here (60). And I really thought I were better than you guys. This board is fucking satire, I thought it was real!

>>35144758
>tfw 85
>Gone from Robot to cyborg to slightly strange gradually over the past two years
I may just make it one day.

Lowest score I've seen was a 6 but I call bullshit.

>>35144758
53
There is still hope isn't there?

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43.

What are you normies and jews doING ON MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

scraped cyborg. always knew i was hovering in a limbo between two worlds. dw captcha, i'm not a robot...

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8

You guys are all normalfags to me.

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Where do I go from here, bots?
Am I the lowest scorer?

>>35148443
What did you score on?

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>>35144758
143 damn bros you gotta get out there more

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>>35148678
CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE OF MY BOARD

>>35148463
You can make a living off of youtube or twitch as a drama starter, acquiring views much the same way the freak show at a circus does.

But personally I recommend killing yourself, it's a tried and true path.

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>>35144758
81
description fits me very well

how is it possible to get anything below 60

>>35144758
>32
god left me unfinished
originallitooooooo

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>>35144758
>75
>an outsider to both worlds
This is accurate.

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>>35144758
80 I think we all know the best solution....

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>>35148636
no smoking +1
no weed or drugs +1
not alcohol addiction+1
not addict +2
pet+1
no criminal record +1
exercise+1

is hard for me to relate with other robots.

>>35148962
We might have a real one guise.

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>>35144758
i feel way lower tbch

holy shit, the normie infestation is real lads

>>35144758
59, mostly because social and accomplissement since I reached the legal age to post here 1 week ago

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>tfw I doubt anyone here would accept me as one of their own...

>>35144758
I went from slightly strange to a robot in a matter of months. i am going downhill from here. No turning back. I embrace it.

"Not a virgin" should be +50.

96. I consider myself a fairly normal guy. Still GFless, still a virgin, and still incredibly lonely.

I think what increased my score the most was my social ability. I have a fairly easy time making friends and maintaining relationships. I find them quite bothersome most of the time and I usually cannot deeply connect with 99% of the people I meet. That's why 4chan is a place where I feel much more at home. Making friends is simple but becoming emotionally attached to people is frightening and especially trying to make romantic advances is incomprehensible.

>>35148463
The saddest part is how easily I could see your score being zero considering the amount manlets and pedofags infesting this site.

>>35147187
>atleast 6'0", +3
>no addiction to hard drugs, +2
>have atleast one friend irl, +2
>in education, employment, training, +4
>take care of a pet, +1

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>>35144758
116
Apparently I am a chad now.

CYBORG Master race my friends

>>35148463
Can you green text your life story and sort of explain how you reached this point?

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Anons help
>First did it awhile ago and I got like a 97
>Took it like 2 weeks later and got an 83
>Took again 3 weeks back and got 63
>Took last week and got 56
>Mfw I'm now at a 47

Robos help I'm only 18 and still in high school and this mental illness just keeps getting worse. The only reasons I haven't an heroed yet is because I know it would wreck my mom and dad. There is no escape anymore. I feel like I'm in a constant panic attack and disassociated from reality 24/7. What do

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22

mostly from the "achievement" category which is mostly just me being autistic.

I scored a 29
It's up from last time.

>>35144758
I got 133. First time posting here. Should I leave now?

>>35144758
>mfw was at 49 or 50 during the summer
>now that I'm at university I'm at 106

Still a virgin but even so, that's a huge difference

>>35148463
You have signficiant autism or aspergers and significiant depression and you have a smoking addiction, regulary smoke weed, have an alcohol addiction and an addiction to an additional drug(s)?

I call fucking bullshit.

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>>35149946
>dj rozwell pic
yes you are a wizard

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Lowest: 42
Current: 62

I went up yet i haven't evolved at all as a human being and still despise myself and the world just as much.
win win i guess.

>>35150225
Not him but depression and booze/drugs go hand in hand.
The autism should just be a given.

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>>35144758
>49
>mfw half of those points are on physical

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>>35144758
Regular robot 43
anyone above 70 needs to get off my board

78
Social-score: 2

Smoking weed should +1 not the other way around
>have to find someone to buy weed from
>have to talk to this person
>have to go out in public
Literally makes no sense

Uuuuh... i legit got an 8....

Spot on 82

>>35149870
Ayy lmao
fuck this meme

>>35150657
Also
>no criminal record as an adult
Only normies commit crimes

>>35150657
Alcohol should also be a +1
It is THE normie drug. You are an outcast if you don`t drink

>>35146306
It's okay, I scored 24 If it makes you feel better.

i got 68 everything was evened out

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>>35144758
Normies out reeeeeeee
>also can't believe I'm on 25 already, I'm only fucking 19 years old.

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>5
>tfw should be 2 but whoever made this chart is a normie faggot

>>35144758
62. I CAN be saved.

>>35144758
>80 right now
Holy shit, it's been going uphill lately.
>tfw once I go to uni I'll likely be at normalfag level

>>35149870
ayy lmao

Oregano commento

>>35150837
I truly believe it is physically impossible to score below an 8 on the quiz.

>>35144758
39 robot tier oregeno

>>35151219
>get crippling treatment-resistant depression as a teen
>watch in awe as your life falls apart forever

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Thoughts on my 93?

>tfw almost a normie, still a kissless hugless virgin.

More than 130 and yet I have nausea/vomiting attacks when I feel under social pressure
This graph isn't accurate

132. Still dead inside

orig

>>35151387
Are you a welfare queen?
>has children
>no job

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>>35144758
>69
though alot of my points are from questions about keeping your living space clean and hygiene because I'm a bit of a clean freak, and I don't drink/smoke. also the ones about school/moving forward in life (since I'm in uni), I'm a khv that's never been in a relationship before

I'm not hideous but pic related hits a little too close to home for me

>>35144758
97
Normalfag
feeling a bit disappointed.

>>35151479
>no job
>"in education, employment or training +4"

>>35151814
Ya didn't check that

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Hello friends, how are you?

>>35151850
I'm counting the ones that don't have Xs on the numbers

>>35151907
>fit
>good figure
>exercise regularly
>healthy weight
>no physical abnormalities
>woman

>virgin

want to know how I know you're lying?

>>35152054
Social interactions and sex don't interest me, I've ascended.

>>35152117
sure you have.

You're either a lying roastie or a lying dude.

Just barely a Cyborg.
>tfw don't fit in with normies or robots
just end me now senpai

>>35152175
Whatever you want to believe, famalam. That's none of my business.

>>35151907
>NEET
>doesn't live with parents
>owns/rents a residence

Hmmmm yep it checks out.

>131
>"successful"
>to take down a chad
>you have to become the chad

>>35152228
Women are pretty much given free everything (housing included) by the govt

>>35152228
My parents are dead, so I live alone in my parent's house.

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>>35144758
>grand total after physical = 1 (only one point coz not addicted to alcohol)
>grand total after mental = 1 (no points gained, grand wizard is in site)
>grand total after social = 21 ( 20 points gained FUCK)
>grand total after accomplishment = 31 (11 points gained)
>grand total after bonus = 32 (Tabletop gaming is for social people)
>grand wizard status = 0
>tfw lowly Wizard Apprentice

>116
lmao wtf am I even doing here

What's up with all these Robots who have "an interest in tabletop gaming" but not even a single friend?

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>>35152354
EXACTLY THIS
tabletop gaming is for people with social skills and also show how >>35148463 is a liar!
How can you like tabletop gaming and not have a hobby, or leave house on the regular, or enjoy being around others on occasion or have at least one friend or several friends in real life. Does he play dungeons and dragons alone in his basement?

>>35144758
I have a 40 but that is only because way too many points are awarded in the physical and mental section. If you live with mummy and daddy and have no close friends then having a drug addiction is impossible, including alcohol. Physical is just retarded, just because you work out regularly or are tall doesn't mean you can't be a complete autist. I used to be at 26 tho.
I am still a kissless, dateless, virgin either way, it sucks just as much.

>>35152600
It's fair because working out regularly should exclude you from becoming a grand wizard.
I can't even begin to imagine a human who scores under 9. What does such a person even look like at this stage?

>>35152600
Oh wait, I forgot drugs were still in physical section. Mental section is fine, physical section is what is fucked up. Also not everyone has the ability to neet, I am essentially getting kicked out soon so its either starve on the street or buy a shitty trailer.

14 14 40 18 11

a solid 97 normie, although i feel like the social column is way too heavily weighted. This needs refinement with questions that both give positives and negatives.

the hilarious thing is, i have crippling anxiety and alcoholism that's caused me to lose 4 jobs in 5 years because i get too drunk, wake up late for work repeatedly until i realize my laundry list of excuses has run so thin that i have a massive panic attack one morning, turn off my phone, email my boss later that week lying to them i've been institutionalized for a few days due to said anxiety. then i i show up to work and give my two weeks notice.

i literally hide in a large closet and drink myself into a stupor while my gf sleeps.

i feel very weird, i can be very extroverted for days but soon as i stop being around people i need to sit in a dark quiet place, preferably with some alcohol or weed to make me forget everything.

>>35152354
>>35152494
you can have an interest in something without taking part in it, you know

>>35144758
Fuckin hell I got 139 and I answered seriously but I still feel depressed and like if I didn't achieve anything in life and I never will

>>35144758
This can't be right. I got 127.

>>35145335
i think this means you can spend around 4 hours around people or that you watch tv for 4 hours.

not movies, movies are kinda autistic. you watch the TeeVees and can make popculture references around normies.

>>35152859
most normies never achieve anything in life

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>>35145077
Where are the rest of you, huh?

I can't be the only one to score below 20

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>>35152873
CHAD OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE originally

>>35152892
>i think this means you can spend around 4 hours around people or that you watch tv for 4 hours.
how is watching tv the same as being around other people?

>not movies, movies are kinda autistic. you watch the TeeVees and can make popculture references around normies.
eh, i consider movies/tv the same category

>>35146150
there's plenty of us getting drunk every night on our couches who are terrified of drinking around other people.

>>35144758
24 here
Only normalfags smoke. I won't spend my precious NEETBUX on smoking

>>35145335
>that reading comprehension
It means if you spend more than 4 hours in front of your PC a day you don't gain points
If you spend less it's a healthy amount so you get normie points

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46 - I am a robot. last time it was at 52 or sth so I didnt get better damn

118, still wouldn't say I'm a chad though, but I guess compared to most robots I am

>>35144758
57

I have a gf and I'm not a virgin though lol.

Guess it's official, I'm a robot again!

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Even if I dropped out of uni and ruined my relationship with family I would not be able to attain the status of grand wizard unless I got addicted to some substance which would be rather difficult since I am a half-cripple that can barely walk

>>35144758
I scored 43. Shit, I didn't know I was so far gone.

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>>35144758
>24
Feels comfy, actually.

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>129
Thanks guys, that made me feel better about myself. Hopefully I will be /fit/ soon too!

>148
Pray to your Chad god

>>35144758
This test is bullshit. I got 131 and I'm a fucking loser

>>35144758
I got a 24, breddy gud right?

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>>35144758
from a couple of months back, substract 1 point. can't be assed to do it again

>>35145494
You can be a loser and still get laid. Just have to be half decent looking and know how to talk to the type of girls that are into you.

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original oregano pamparampam

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>29

xdfhzdghsd

>>35144758
99
YES I'M A NORMIE I guess that's okay?

>>35144758
Physical
>16
Mental
>3
Social
>1
Accomplishment
>7
Bonus
>4

Total
>31

I'd say I'm still semi-normie

72

Lower than I expected actually. I see myself as pretty normal. Maybe I should re-evaluate that outlook.

My score is 47

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>>35144758
Score :33
oh wow..I mean it could be worse EH?

32

whatever could be worse, at least I'm not a loser wizard.

>>35144758
Got total 28

Hope left my side long ago.

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>>35144758
62, I'm a cyborg, that's why I don't fit in anywhere.. Thanks.

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woah
Im off to sleep

>>35145390
weed is legal, my man
just have to talk the the weedstore qt clerks ugh

>>35145393
depression m8
orgigisad

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Feel bad. Don't want to be strange, I want success damn

this test took a hard hit on my own life's view. Thanks OP. I'm a failure.

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>>35144758
wtf is this? This is ridiculous! I may very well have transcended from cyborg to slightly strange over the last 2 years, but come on, how could I be Chad? I don't want to be Chad! REEEEEE

>>35155209
Don't be upset, after getting most of social and not being a NEET you'll be successful someway.

>>35147936
welcome to the internet, friend
memes=/=reality

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>>35144758
128

we chad now, 2 points off succesful, which will be when i move out of parents again to different state ( got kicked out of my last share house )

>>35155249
>is virgin
>scores chad
not rly pre req for chad should be laid multiple women

81. feeling like im exactly in the middle of cyborg and slightly strange

>>35149926
therapy and/or drugs

>>35149951
yes
original gtfo

>>35155471
Tell me then, what am I?

>>35155555
i dont think you should unlock the green area unless you had sex so i would go with slightly strange

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>>35155555
You're pic related

>>35150767
you obviously don't drink alone, you should try it

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>>35155555
PRAISE KEK

you are fight for what is white my lad

>>35155555
Special. Very special.

>>35155555
You are the leader of the beta revolution as chosen by Kek.

Shadilay.

104. I'm fine with that. Being a normalfag doesn't automatically mean that you can't enjoy things that robots do.

78

Used to be about 60 last year, feels good being in the blue zone

>tfw 45 while dating a guy from here and attending uni
hmmm this test says i'm a robot, but i'm supposed to be normie...

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>>35155699
dubs confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

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>>35155555
Thank you, oh mighty Lord KEK! Take this very rare Pepe that I created years ago but never shared before as a sign of my gratefulness!
Everything shall be okay, I can see it now!
Shadilay my brothers

>>35155614
true that, I feel like slightly strange fits me quite well.

>>35155531
I've been trying therapy since I was 13 and have been seeing a psychiatrist since I was 15

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>>35155555
>>35155699
WILL HE TAKE THE CALLING?

>>35155806
oh. well just wait until you die like everyone else

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>>35155555
>>35155699
Chosen by the laws of causality.

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>>35144758
Got 17

Anyone higher than 60 should leave

>>35144758
>2016
>be cyborg

>2017
>be robot

it was the social column that kept me as a cyborg, however cutting all ties with friends left me with 2pts in social now
desu i don't regret it
they weren't bad people, but i'm just not made for human interaction. it also feels comfier this way

>tfw a long way away from grand wizard
will i ever make it?

KHHV but only slightly strange.

How did this happen to me robots?

>>35155955
Was that comic misspelt?

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153 points.

I guess I should leave.

>>35155955

Holy fuck triple confirmation.

He is the chosen one.

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>>35156103
pretty sure you cant get that high without using the im a female +6

>>35155555
>>35155699
>>35155955
Is this really happening?

>>35144758
>84
Sounds about right, I'm just mediocre

>>35156154
I don't know what to say. I'm not a female, but pretty much everything else I got. I missed a few here and there though; I don't have a vehicle, and I don't use Snapchat/Yikyak.

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Grand Wizard

fuck, just one point short lads

but it's too late now

>smoking, drugs, alcohol makes you more of a robot
cant take this test serious. sorry

>>35156252
i missed like 5 minor ones and female one and ended with 128
i cbf adding everything up to see the max tho

>>35156345
Addictions make you more degenerate.

Casual drinking does not make one more of a robot.

>>35156374
no they are social "tools"

>>35156345
But their absence makes someone more succesful

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im almost a norman, almost

87 suck it nerd

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I don't even care anymore i just praise the fall.

>>35144911
>Lowest I've ever seen is 8
Is this him? Or are there multiple 8 & <8's on this board
>>35156280
>>35156280

>>35156374
>>35156418
its irrelevant to borderline normalfag to have it

alcohol tastes disgusting and smoking is for normies

>>35156367
nvm max is 166 without the female one

>>35156487
you drink to get drunk not for taste
also good vodka tastes fine
i dont drink for health reasons tho
just social,t

>>35155955
https://youtu.be/ptOXTdRuiUc

>>35156525
yea exactly. its SOCIAL habits

>>35156492
I'm impressed that you actually added them all!
I was starting to doubt myself for a moment there.
Thanks anon.

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>all these virgins with high scores
>all these non-virgins with low scores

Can someone explain this please

>>35156624
you buy a whore its not complicated

>>35156624
women are whores anon
getting your license and buying a car is harder and more expensive

>>35156624
It's obvious:
The degenerate failures take part in the degenerate hook up culture, whereas us noble chad-tier virgins don't.

>>35156624
>disgustingly manly trap finds bf here
>nothing gets better and becomes dependant on him within a few weeks
???????
>score is still in robo range without virginity
that's my way anyway desu..

>>35156704
i knew u were an faggot
thats why i didnt respond to ur first post

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>>35144758

25 oreganonono

no non ononononon

>>35156738
which one?
the 40 somethinjg but not vigrin one>

Kek, I got 8.

>>35156892
Post the fucking image you fuck

Anything below 100 is super degenerate. Most of these should be givens.

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122

>mfw last one was 101

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>>35156936
Here.

Original as the shitposting roasties that are ruining this board.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35156966
Post an image where every option that should be "given" is highlighted.

>>35151907
>mfw you're exaggerating your mental and social issues to look pathetic on the internet
I guess in a way that does make you pathetic.

>>35157003
thanks

but goddamn you're fucking stupid for solid'ing that shit out

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People say I'm a manipulative psychopath.

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>>35157020
I highlighted all the ones that I think would be normal NOT to have.

I'm not saying that it's a bad thing if somebody has missed some of the others, but for the most part they're just standard traits.