Fembots, why aren't you married yet?

Nobody wants to marry and take care of a useless disabled girl.

>>35102087
>disabled girl.
What kind of disability?

I'm mental and likely to an hero in the future

because every guy i've been with thinks the grass is always greener and doesn't want to settle down, thus wasting my time and devaluing me.

I have no clue. I'm too old probably.

>>35102026
because i'm crazy
and also because my boyfriend is a stupid asshole just like the rest of you robots, should have never trusted a robot boy
I thought we were gonna get married some day and he still wants to but I don't know anymore. Maybe I'm just not meant to be a wife, rip my life dream

>>35102239
ara ara

be my original christmas cake wife

>>35102087
You must be new here. That's exactly what i wanted. If you need taken care of you probably cant leave me because whoring around is more appealing.

>>35102191
>I'm mental and likely to an hero in the future
be my gf and an hero with me

Have to attract a woman before I can do that.

>>35102232
I'll marry you, no joke. Give me your info.

>>35102186
I'm a paraplegic.

>Tfw no fembot Christmas cake who'll let me be a househusband

Life is unfair

>>35102239
Are you over 50 years old?

>>35102239
May I ask your age?


origii

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>>35102248
>boyfriend
>robot
top b8

I draw hentai for a living, pretty much every guy will think I'm a depraved slutty weird pedo girl.

>>35102361
Quad? Are you on a vent? So far you haven't excluded yourself.

>>35102232
and ur age is?

>>35102361
How did you become one?

Orgn

>>35102417
>I'm a depraved slutty weird pedo girl.
You're perfect, please marry me.

>>35102417
Huh? Aren't you assuming a lil bit too much? Not all of us are weirdos.

>>35102417
Can u post ur drwings ?

I'll see, if I like ur drawings ull be my gf.

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>>35102186
>>35102287
>>35102331
>>35102354
>>35102369
You beta losers are enablers of the worst type of shitposting and will die lonely, virginal deaths.

You should honestly just hang yourselves.

>>35102390
we met here. Not leaving just because I found him, I've been here for years

>>35102453
How bad could he be, anon?

because I like girls and all the girls I like like boys

noose.jpg

>>35102450
im too fat and would prolly just snap the rope

>>35102417
>pedo
You draw lolis m8?

>>35102026
I was rejected (by someone from this site)
I am a failed fembot

>>35102361
This is literally one of the only justifications for a female to be a robot

>>35102470
Poor you, I pity you homo girl

>>35102492
>I was rejected
Why?

>>35102492
I won't reject you, be mine Desu.

>>35102492
>female
>rejected by a bot male
What kind of disgusting creature are you?

>>35102470
>all the girls I like
Nice to see you can be picky enough to be lonely :) wish I had those problems

>>35102492
Okay? One rejection and somehow your love life is over? You're either severely disabled/burned or you went after a Chad.

>>35102504
I actually reacted to this post that says enough about me
>>35102511
I fell for the meme before dont bother

>>35102453
>female
>here
>>>/lgbt/

>>35102420
I'm 26. I only started dating when I turned 18. My first two relationships lasted over 2 years, but I was both of their "firsts" and they got bored of me and broke up with me to experience other women.

I just started seeing someone else about a month ago, who I have a lot in common with, but I'm terrified the same thing is going to happen again as I'm 5 years older than him. I'm so tired of feeling used, yet also being accused of having it easy solely for being a female.

I was married but we're divorced now.

Thank goodness there was no kids but the settlement stuff was exhausting.

>>35102568
Being bored of someone is a pretty shitty reason to break up desu, I'm sorry to hear that

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>>35102568
THEN GRAB A ROBOT BF
FROM HERE
A LOYAL QT ROBOT BF

Honestly this pisses me off. You're telling me a robot guy could GIVE UP A GIRL WHO WAS THEIR FIRST to "experience other women. "

I can't even COMPREHEND THE IDEA of leaving my gf to get with someone else. Who would I be with. I'm a failure. Why would I give up my gf.

FUCK

I want an older fembot qt.

Would anyone be interested?

>>35102602
Well, um good luck?
I know I'd stick to my first gf and make her my wife.

>>35102562
i don't get it, I'm not lgbt.

>>35102615
No dude. Everyone here wants that. If they were interested they would just pick one.

>>35102543
And ur contact info is..?

I need to talk to you asap. Not even kidding. Also I have to say that I am a good robot not like these losers.

>>35102568

>also being accused of having it easy solely for being a female.

Having three relationships by the time you're 26 sounds pretty easy to me desu. I'm currently running at 0 by 28.

>>35102624
that's what you all think until the reality of a bad
relationship sets in

one day all the weird and ugly robots and weird and ugly fembots will find each other and marry each other and virgins will no longer exist.

>>35102588
What went down if you don't mind me asking?

>>35102492
Then he was not a robot but a Chad in disguise. Should've picked me and we still would've been together. I don't get it fembots. Why doesn't anyone pick me? I will stay 100% loyal, love you forever. Only thing you gotta do is put a bit of effort into making me open up and break my shell.

>>35102636
>I need to talk to you asap. Not even kidding. Also I have to say that I am a good robot not like these losers.

Chad / Oscar looking for easy pickups CONFIRMED. Fuck off normo. FUCK OFF.

>>35102609
>loyal
>robot
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35102636
mr chad
get those abs out of here

>>35102652
While you may be right, not everyone is the same

>>35102673
Disprove it then.

I'm a robot. Explain why I wouldn't hold onto DEAR FUCKING LIFE to the first girlfriend I got? Step by step process please of how I would react.

A SCIENTIFIC FUCKING PAPER on why I wouldn't be loyal?

>>35102668
Not that anon but, tell me about u quickly, age? I'm interested, what do you offer?

is there any possibility to contact you? Would be awesome desu

>>35102026
Because I am insane and I want my bf to kill me.

>>35102668
I'll break your shell for you, shitty pick up line I know but hey I'm desperate. I need to love and be loved back.

>>35102725
>>35102729
you realize thats a guy, not a fembot, right

>>35102726
How insane we talking here, lad?

Dam I want a lewd artist as a wife. Not one from r9k but in general. Thanks for giving me this idea anons.

>>35097567
>>35097567

literally, fembots, what are you waiting for...

>>35102697
1. no men are loyal long-term
2. robots tend to have very specific sets of ideals and expectations and those will inevitably be broken by the person you get into a real relationship with

>>35102697
Because if you're here chances are you're already broken. No girl is going to fix that.

>>35102659
He was mentally ill and refused to get treatment.

>>35102609
the guy i'm with now might actually be a robot, honestly, but I don't talk about 4chan IRL. I met my first two bfs before I really browsed 4chan much.

I will say however that I met my first bf in high school and he was a complete and total loser. He'd sit in the hallway at lunch, had no friends and only played vidya for fun. I gave him a chance and he was great at first, but I honestly think that him having a gf built up his confidence to my fault. He started socializing with normies and getting drunk/high, which of course led to him meeting Stacies who were prettier than me.

>>35102361
Katawa shoujo isn't so popular for no reason my good anon.

What is it about older robot women that is so alluring to me?

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>>35102770
>1. no men are loyal long-term
You're talking about normie men here. Disregarded
>2. robots tend

Here's my list of standards:
>likes me (implied)
>likes to play vidya with me

The rest of said girls personality and looks could be randomly generated for all I care.

>>35102775
So where are the broken girls to be broken with together?

>>35102783
>first bf
Dormant normie. Should've seen it coming.

So you had 2 boyfriends and now another one BUT THIS ONE REALLY IS A ROBOT. So.. ayo hol up lemme get dis straight: You got another boyfriend, locally probably and you think he is a robot. How common do you think we are? Like you could have a 50/50 chance of finding one in public? We're pretty much all on r9k. So unless you found him from here and managed to avoid catching a Chad / normie in disguise he is probably another dormant normie who will pump n dump you again.

>>35102776
That's a really hard thing to do, but you did the right thing for the sake of your own mental health. How are you holding up?

Because the guy I love doesn't love me
>>35102492
>I was rejected (by someone from this site)
same
>tfw robots only want stacy

>>35102642
I won't deny that being a female definitely makes things easier. But that just means there's more shit to sift through. I thought I actually had something with these guys, but they wanted more. And of course, being a female with more partners makes you worth less, even though I'm socially retarded and don't sleep around.

>>35102876
I dunno anon, doesn't that apply to shallow guys?

>>35102725
>>35102729
I mean I'm a guy.. but on the offchance you are girls(girl or male I don't rly care) I'm 20.

>>35102745
I want my bf to stab me kinda crazy

>>35102871
Pretty good, it's been a while now so I've pretty well moved on.

Last I heard his sister's boyfriend saved him from ODing in his bathroom. His sister is probably 17 now, so that much have been awkward for her boyfriend who is presumably the same age.

>>35102912
Are you some kind of masochist?

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>>35102876
God I hate these type of posts. It's always so retrospective. The message that robot bfs make the best bfs can only get through AFTER girls have been used and pumped n' dumped by Chad.

>>Because the guy I love doesn't love me
>Going after normies 4Head
>>I was rejected (by someone from this site)
Normies and Chads in disguise. Robots would never reject girls

>>tfw robots only want stacy
Call 555-COME-ON-NOW

>>35102938
No , I just want the one I love to kill me. I don't know if it makes sense, but I would like to die through his hands??? idk

>>35102026
im too autistic to even consider that as an option ever

>>35102971
Why? What's wrong with you? Tell me

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>>35102968
Why wouldn't you want to be with the one you love? Why die? Wut?

Also... How sexual does your murder have to be?

>>35102912
>>35102968
>stab
Can't I strangle you instead?

no one should be getting married. it's fucking suicide. all you're going to do is try to tie yourself to someone you can hope will keep up with your pace of change and won't fuck you over by divorcing you and taking your shit. stay single, fuck for a while, but never stay together forever. it's all Disney bullshit.

>>35103000
Because at some point, I am inclined to ruin things between us , no matter how perfect our relationship is. All good things come to an end.
How sexual? I dunno. I guess he could fuck me before and/or after I'm dead.

>>35102968
I was with a girl that liked me to spit on her, punch her with mild strenght on her belly and insult her

I was kinda hot at first but then it turned scary so i balled out. she was crying but she was also enjoying it

oh boy women are strange

>>35103046
Sure , I would just like to die.
Originally of course.

>>35103066

I like the idea of civil partnerships but I just hope the separation isn't as fucked as marriage when it comes to that.

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>>35103071
>How sexual? I dunno. I guess he could fuck me before and/or after I'm dead.
During?

How would you ruin things between us? Implying many things right now ofcourse but just play along. What is your problem?

>>35103141
Can we both take nembutal and cuddle until we fall asleep forever?

>>35103155
During would be fine too.
I don't know how , I'm just wired to destroy things. It is inevitable.

>Just want a fembot to cuddle with me while I watch anime and movies and read together

>>35103191
That sounds like the ideal thing to do.

>>35103199
Yeah but how would you ruin it? Name an example? If you got a loyal robot bf how could you ruin things? After all he would stay with you forever.

>also what is your edgiest fantasy about dying / fucking / dying while fucking

>>35103199
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Oov

is it me or this thread is getting spooky

>>35103151
doubt it. you don't have to get government involved and as long as you're both mature adults parting ways shouldn't be nearly as dramatic or risky.

>>35103246
I would probably lash out at him and bring him misery. Maybe it has something to do with me being a female? I really don't know.
>also what is your edgiest fantasy about dying/fucking/dying while fucking
Hmm He could strangle me with a rope while fucking me from behind or what this anon said >>>35103231

>>35103264
I have no idea

>>35103453
If you are aware of your weakness to ruin things, why not work on it?

>>35103453
woops I meant what this anon said >>35103191

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>>35103453
I mean I take it you have never got a bf before?

Maybe you're just depressed and need a qt bf to bring you back into the world. You'd probably like BDSM / Choking / Impact play etc etc.

Anyway hit me up I'll do anything you want.

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>>35102026
>Fembots, why aren't you married yet?
Who the fuck under the age of twenty-five gets married?

>>35102568
>I just started seeing someone else about a month ago, who I have a lot in common with, but I'm terrified the same thing is going to happen again as I'm 5 years older than him. I'm so tired of feeling used, yet also being accused of having it easy solely for being a female.

NO. Never. Ever. Date. A Younger. Dude. NO!

>>35103231
>That sounds like the ideal thing to do.

I know.
We'd be together forever.
Nothing could ever come between us any more.

There's no greater expression of love than dying for somebody.

I will be soon. Engaged, that is.

>>35103557
People who aren't actively taking part in the decline of civilisation.

>>35103602
Congratulations! Good luck to you in the future.

>>35102331
Nah I just push people away and make them hate me. See you on the other side though

>>35103579
Is it true? I don't want to believe it anon.

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Because the guy I love won't marry me, he doesn't even reply to my emails any more.

>>35103603
>Personally not being married means you're actively helping ruin civilisation as a whole
Nice bait.

>>35103714
How did he lose interest in you though?

>>35103714
Why don't you love me instead? I'll reply to your emails day and night.

>>35103742
He probably never had any real interest in me and was just being polite.

>>35103586
I'd like to die with you , anon.

>>35103790
Sounds like he was toying with you. Might have just been a catfisher.

>tfw no fembot to marry and raise a family with

>>35102361
That's quite sad..
But i belive that you will find someone,i mean retards can get BFs why can't you?

>>35103791
That's lovely to hear.

Make sure you die with the right person, you only get to do it once.

Are there any fembots who want a robot bf? Please

>>35102361
Would you be my gf though I would take care of you and have enough money to come to where you are so location is not an issue

Cause I'm a stupid whore who betrayed my loved one.

I'm 20. And a chronic pain patient and I don't want anyone having to deal with my shit.

>>35104278
At least you know you deserve to be alone.

My bf is a hikke and I will have to forge ahead to build a life for us because he finds employment too frightening, but I have the IQ of a rabbit and it's some slow going to be sure.

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>>35104278

You deserve to suffer.

>>35104281
Let me deal with it

>>35104281
Chronic pain? From what, I ask? Did you have an accident or something?

>>35104345
No thanks. The only time I sorta dated was a robot (LDR though) and a few months in he confessed he cheated on me because I'm "fucking disabled basically and not around half the time".
So yeah, not doing that again.

>>35104332
What profession are you thinking of, lad?

>>35104391
Cluster migraines and a chronic headache. So I'm basically on strong pain meds all day erry day, and hospitalized maybe once a month when it gets real bad and I get the good stuff intravenously.

>>35104281
On a scale of 1-10, how off-putting is it that I'd be totally fine with that because it reminds me of my mother?

>>35104424
That really sucks. I'm sorry! I wish you never had this condition.

>>35104396
I'm not him though anon

>>35104396
And this is why females cannot be robots you're rejecting him when he is willing to be with you fuck off whore.

i will never get married

i make too much money and have too many assets to risk it

i know i'm the exception but frankly, i don't know why dudes fall for the meme

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>>35104436
Depends. Is your mother your best friend?

>>35104444
Thanks. Most cluster migraine patients kill themselves anyway so that's something to look forward to at least.
Also nice numbers m8

>>35104453
Wut. He didn't want to be with me precisely because of my illness, cheated on me, confessed that and then left me for the other girl.

>>35104491
>Is your mother your best friend?

Probably, yes.

>>35104416
Maybe security? That sounds vaguely comfy.
I have worked a few jobs but rarely for extended periods of time.
The right office drone job might also keep us both alive.

>>35104491
How about you be my gf then I'm willing to come where you are and take care of you

>>35103499
THAT GIF
IM DYING

>black
>mannish looks
>can't into romantic love
>only sexually interested in traps/femboys/crossdressers
>emotional problems/clinically depressed

Oh, and poor too.

>>35104521
Maybe if you're armed security, I guess that makes more money.

Tech is pretty lucrative too if you can figure things out.

>>35102486
there are these things called shotas.
>>35102439
she literally said the opposite of that. guys will think she's that when she's really not.

>>35104563
there's a lot of poor people in love though.

>>35104675
Would you be with a shota boy?

I have unrealistic lifestyle standards that no one can stand.

>>35104604
I heard some places even give guards arms training, which sounds like a decent freebie.

>>35104675
>there are these things called shotas.
Be my gf please. Am babbyface

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>>35102668
Fembots don't want loyalty they want a hard dicking.

with some light choking

>>35104694
>I have unrealistic lifestyle standards that no one can stand.
What are they?

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>>35104731
Being a shota is more than just a babyface anon. You need the shota body, shota personality, shota COCK

So do you got that?

>>35104733
this is my favorite image on the internet.

>>35104751
I don't like people touching me unless I initiate it and sexual contact is pretty much limited to maybe cuddling with clothes on and kissing/hugging. Hand holding is ok as well.

I will barely speak to them online or by phone and will probably only be able to see them a few hours a day before I need to be alone again and I will never be able to live with them since I need my own space/routine. But in those hours I'll be nice and talkative and interested, I just can't handle long term in-person contact.

>>35104831
>You need the shota body, shota personality, shota COCK
Yes

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>>35104873
Prove it then? Measurements, details etc. I don't believe you.

>>35104891
>5'7, 120 lbs, 5 inch

>>35104870
Why are you like that though?

>>35105039

>5'7

Too tall to be a shota, man.

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>>35105039
>bodyhair?
>facial hair?
>are you childlike and playful?

>>5inch
Sorry bub, that's an adult man's cock. No boy has that big a dick. I win.

t. literal boydick carrier

>>35105083
I don't know. Maybe I have some mental thing. I've just never really been comfortable around people or people touching me.

>>35105141
Barron Trump is 10 and taller than me

>>35105307

He's taller than most adult men, that means nothing.

>>35105168

Have had a 5.5er since I was 12, also means nothing.

>>35105364
>He's taller than most adult men,
No he's not. The average for adult men is taller than 5'8". Maybe he's taller than most spic men

>>35105364
Then either you started puberty early or are some sort of one in a million.

Boydicks are short and thin. Try 3-4 inch / 1.5 girth

>>35104725
Yeah, its cool. You get the ability to defend your SO lol

>>35105290

Are you virgin? If not, how you did sex if you doesn't like people touching you?

>>35104870
>I don't like people touching me unless I initiate it and sexual contact is pretty much limited to maybe cuddling with clothes on and kissing/hugging. Hand holding is ok as well.

Could probably deal with it

>I will barely speak to them online or by phone and will probably only be able to see them a few hours a day before I need to be alone again and I will never be able to live with them since I need my own space/routine. But in those hours I'll be nice and talkative and interested, I just can't handle long term in-person contact.

Can't deal with it ... I like when girls are clingy and want my attention all the time.

>>35102026
Hang on I'm confused I thought fembots weren't real show yourselves fembots

>>35105727
No. I forced myself to do it to see if I would enjoy it/if it would make me like people touching me and I hated it the entire time. It was about 5 years ago and it is probably one of my biggest regrets. I still feel uncomfy remembering it because I was just so grossed out by it.

>>35105762
That's interesting. Usually people are put off by the first half since sexual contact is such a big thing in relationships.

>>35106106
>No. I forced myself to do it to see if I would enjoy it/
Fuck off nasty skank

>>35103682
I wouldn't even date a guy the same age as me. It's much better to at least have 2 years in difference.

>>35103579
>>35106244
Kill yourself you piece of trash leave decent human beings like the other fembot alone

>>35103579
But you have it easy just for being a cunt.

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Don't want to get married, no interest in a boyfriend and I'm worthless so any guy remotely interested in me finds out just how much of a bitch I really am.

>>35106461
Well, at least you're being honest about it.

>>35106461
Oh and when I do get in a relationship I can't open up to them.
I lie about not having kinks and fetishes.
Secretly wish I was alone forever and hate putting on faces for people when I speak online or with people I know, even family.

Tldr; I'm a fucked up person.

>>35106461
>>35106537
Be my nasty bitch gf

>>35102026
Because I still haven't found a black boyfriend. There aren't any in my area. Guys on her always act like it's easy for a white girl to get blacked but it's actually really hard.

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>>35105998
ok, but you can't make me come out from under the blanket

>>35106555
>Because I still haven't found a black boyfriend.
Be my coal burner gf to disappoint

>>35106555
I'm black, let me show you that what they say about black men is definitely not true at all.

>>35106566
Nice. Which one are you?

>>35106551
I would ruin your life, I'm not even good looking as well, like a 4/10 but still can manipulate guys to think I am nice and pay attention to me.

Made one guy last year buy me pizza almost every other day. He would send me money over PayPal, he didn't even know my real name, he hadn't seen a picture of me.

>>35106606
this onaholene
>>35106566

>>35106641
Great
Contact info please

>>35106658
m-my spoiler tags messed up

it was supposed to be like

onaholene

>>35106106
>Usually people are put off by the first half since sexual contact is such a big thing in relationships

They are N O R M I E S

I mean hand holding with a girl is a 100% upgrade from my current situation of nothingness so I'm taking it and am grateful for it.

>>35106641
Why can't you just be open and honest. You can say whatever you like to me about fetishes or kinks and truly BEE yourself.

>>35106688
Well at least you've got nice eyes.

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>>35102026
Discovered the ills of degeneracy a year ago, realized that getting in a relationship for the sake of not being single is terrible to everyone involved, broke up (because he was also crazy on top of that) and didn't look for anyone for over a year, will eventually look for someone but I'll have high standards to avoid what I was doing before, and that will make it hard to find someone, and that's okay.

Also a pot belly. I've been working out at least 3 days a week for the past 6 months and maybe it will go away eventually.

>>35106688
be my onahole gf!

>>35106763
Be my pot belly pig gf

>>35106713
T-thanks Anonnie...what if they were the last thing you saw as you were strangled to death?

>>35106866
There are definitely worse things I could see in my last moments of life.

are you saying you want to strangle me?

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>>35106852
Fuck that noise I want to be pretty

>>35106910
I never said to stop working out piggy

>>35106641
be my deceptive gf that murders me in my sleep pls

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Why are there men ITT saying they would never leave the first girlfriend they manage to get? Can you not grasp the concept of possibly being with somebody you dislike or even hate? The vast majority of relationships people enter end not happily ever after... you and your theoretical gf would be no exception.

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>>35106698
My kinks are weird as fuck, told my last boyfriend about one of them briefly and he was a little freaked out.

>>35106763
I have that problem as well. I am 78kg 175cm and hate how I have a muffin looking belly, It grosses me out.

Gave up excersizing, probably going to start again, but really unmotivated.

>>35107123
>My kinks are weird as fuck, told my last boyfriend about one of them briefly and he was a little freaked out.

Rofl what an idiot. Nothing is too weird for me femanon. Literally nothing could weird me out. Gogo

>>35107117
I stayed with my last gf who hardly even cared about me for months before she ended up leaving.

I believe in working things out and I'm not the sort of person who would break up with someone unless I had a very good reason.

>>35107123
>My kinks are weird as fuck, told my last boyfriend about one of them briefly and he was a little freaked out.
I am a degenerate. Be my weird kinks gf

>>35106566
I'll try since you replied 38 m 5'7

>don't know how to talk to men
>paranoid bf will cheat on me for no other reason than 'I don't like you anymore lol'
>too young
>undatable
Take your pick.

>>35107198
>too young
>undatable
I pick these. Elaborate

>>35107198
Also forgot to mention:
>weird kinks that most people wouldn't touch with a 10ft pole

>>35107198
>don't know how to talk to men
>too young
>undatable

All of this AND STILL HAD A BF.

FUCK OFF NORMIE

FUCK OFF

>>35107198
>Too young
Underage b& get out ! !

>>35107198
You're my pick

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>>35107123
>BMI 25.5
That's similar to me, my BMI is 25.2 (5'2" 138 lbs). I could never motivate myself to work out just for the sake of having a nice looking body, I don't know why, just feels like torture that way. I became fascinated by the idea of outdoors hobbies and hiking and SHTF prep and being able to do useful things with my body and now I can run a 10 minute mile, feels good man.

>>35107229
What are your kinks?? Can't be that bad!

>>35107264
Smooth anon, real smooth

>>35107155
Yeah, I feel you there, I'm also a believer that given enough effort, almost any two people can grow to understand each other enough to feel deep empathy for each other. But that's still different from romantic love, I think... I was with my ex for 6 years and I think by the 2nd year part of both me and her already knew it wasn't meant to be forever. I was not sexually attracted to her for several years, and that's such an awful thing to try to deal with from both sides.

>>35107288
I'm smooth as ice

>>35104424
m-me too be my neurological ill gf and we can cuddle each other

for real tho do you take any preventatives? im on amitriptyline and it cuts out the daily headaches, still get cluster headaches once a week tho and take injections for those bastards

finally saved shekels for a mri and find the results Monday secretly hoping for a brain tumor to end this suffering

>>35102026
Because my wedding is ~7 months away.

You can make it if you try fembots.

>>35107198
I'm actually super clingy I'm a guy and basically want to find someone that I can always be around and would never turn down affection.

Too bad I'm probably too old for you

>>35107332
Yeah I take doxepin, a SSRI in small dosage, as a prophylactic but it's not helping much. Other than that various triptane for the actual migraines or injections, but it's basically 50:50 if I'll still spend the day puking and wanting to die.
I've done every test on God's green earth and nobody knows where it originates from except "lol genetics"

>>35107220
>too young
I'm 20, nobody gets married at this age unless you're from a small town or something.
>undatable
Extremely anti-social, interests nobody in their right mind is interested in, weird kinks, depression, anxiety, shut in etc.

>>35107230
I meant future bf. Still as pure as freshly fallen snow.

>>35107393
I'm physically clingy but I don't like talking, I prefer listening or silence. People think it means I don't care but it's not true, I just don't like to talk. How old are you?

>>35107660
Please be my clingly anti-social kinky gf

>>35107390
Take a bet. How many years until the roastie divorces?

>>35107411
I've tried depakote and topamax and they didn't do jack shit. I've had a mri before and didn't find anything but past 3 years have been really bad so going in to check again

I know one thing if I do become an hero I'm putting the barrel right where I get the constant pain between my eye and temple. Does yours always hurt in the same spot or is it random?

>>35107155
Exactly. All I want is to be married with someone that'll work things out with me and not leave over childish things but that's hard to find. I wanna love someone till I die.

>>35106566
The stare.

Is that you Erica?

>>35107660
You understand that what you might find 'undatable' almost every guy thinks is appealing, right..?

Plus you're very young which is a good thing in itself.

>>35107198
>>35107660
BRISBANE PLEASE

>>35107660
>Still as pure as freshly fallen snow.
Lucky you. As an older fembot take my advice and don't have sex with a bf unless you can see yourself marrying him

>>35107713
The actual migraine is always left centered, either beaming through my left eye into my head or (rarely) from behind my ear going forward, with numbness and dizziness associated.
My dad has a gun but I'm not sure if shooting myself through the eye is a good idea. Up through the mouth is best I heard?

>>35107694
How many years until you get married? Oh wait.... probably never, right?

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>>35107777
Oh shit son 7 quads are best quads

>>35107777
be my old fembot gf

>>35107818
I'm not that old I'm just older than 20, also I'm the piggy from earlier in this thread. Why doesn't this board have ids like /pol/ does?

>>35107849
Be my exercising piggy gf

>>35107789
Problem is, I am fine with it.
Also, statistics don't lie. You will be alone and with kids by the time the next decade is coming to an end. Fucking roastie.

>>35107849
It's not meant to be /int/ or /soc/, thus so.

Just further evidence that girls can't be robots: literally every girl who posts here gets at least one reply requesting to be her bf. Never, not ONCE have I seen a girl on here straight up request for a robot to be her bf, but it happens the other way around everywhere you look.

I'm getting married in June :3

My husband was a high school dropout robot when we met. He told me he once actually posted a pic of himself in a "want gf" thread here but no one responded. Now we've helped each other to become normies. Don't lose hope recovering NEETs, one day you may get a qt gf if you just keep trying and leave your house sometimes.

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>>35107266
Good job anon!
I would like to manage atleast 15 minuets without feeling like crap half way through. Most of my hobbies are indoor activities, dungeons and dragons, playing music..

Kind of get into a shitty routine, probably gained a few more kgs since I last weighed myself about 4 weeks ago.

>>35107679
You most likely won't like my brand of anti-social and will move onto a bubblier fembot.

>>35107746
Guys like mentally ill, quiet as a mouse, borderline shut-ins now? This is news to me.

>>35107777
Nice quads. I wouldn't date someone who I don't see marrying anyway, I'm too sentimental for "flings". Hope you're doing well fembot.

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>>35107900
It's literally the same guy making those posts though kek

>>35107961
I like silence and physical comforts. Not to mention commitment is a pretty serious thing to me.

I heavily dislike going outside and talking to people I don't know.

>>35107961
>You most likely won't like my brand of anti-social and will move onto a bubblier fembot.
I don't have fembots to move onto. Be my gf

>>35102026
I never go outside, completely forgotten how to engage people in real life. I also don't look that good. I just have an unpleasant personality in general.

>>35106566
I like your eyes u have a qt face

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>>35107900
yep... it's pretty sad

bloxkduefm

>>35107885
That would make you happy wouldn't it? Seeing other people happy and in love probably kills you inside. You would rather watch everyone be miserable and alone, just like you. That way you can tell yourself, "it's not just me." But secretly you wish someone would love you. That's why you despair here. And if it ever happened to you, you would finally let other people get to be happy, but only because you would be too.

How disgusting.

>>35107961
You're too hard on yourself and go for it

>>35107961
>Guys like mentally ill, quiet as a mouse, borderline shut-ins now? This is news to me.

That is the ideal gf type for every guy on this board... and plenty of other guys. I'd like to come home to you from my cyborg job.

>>35107784
sounds like yours are worse than mine since I've only gone to the ER once for that magical shot. Mine is always above my right eye or very rarely in the back but the meds usually work.

for legal reasons I can't recommend how to become an hero but I hear the cerebellum behind the ear is a nice area

be my neurologically ill gf so we can share meds

>>35106566
More pls oh come on man its original

>>35106566
What's a good way to get you to come out from under the blanket

>>35108112
Yeah, though I could probably get the shots at home too but it's easier at that hospital and I'm basically friends with the staff there already.
A girl I shared rooms with there killed herself the other day, poor soul.
I'd love to share meds with you but I'm a dyke virgin.

>>35104733
The peniscentaur rides again!

>>35108165
I can't remember what the hospital gives out but I don't think it's anything we can get our hands on since it's some high potent shit. I have disposable injectors of sumatriptan and pills of the same variety.

>dyke
jdimsa

>>35106555
Trips are wasted on you. Pure trash.

>>35108289
Yeah I have either naratriptan or, uh formigran I believe? I always get my meds mixed up.

>>35107900
>implying most of them aren't joking
The qualifier isn't just 'have a vag', people have their standards, naturally. I was talking to a robot in a thread who completely lost interest in me when I said my race.

>>35107990
>Not to mention commitment is a pretty serious thing to me.
Me too. I don't want to be with someone that only sees me as a short term thing. That's why I hate threads talking about 'practice gfs' and the like, it makes me paranoid.
>I heavily dislike going outside and talking to people I don't know.
Again, me too. Are you the anon that said he was too old for me?

>>35108072
>I'd like to come home to you from my cyborg job.
But I want to be the breadwinner. Guys legitimately seem to not like that.

I want to marry a fembot and breed her pussy every day with wave after wave of hot cum.

>>35108429
>But I want to be the breadwinner.
I don't believe this. I want to be a house husband incredibly bad, but I can't believe you're real.

>>35107961
whats your location anon? and contact info?

>>35108429
Ehh, no, I'm not that anon. I am >>35107746

If you wanna be the breadwinner, that's a plus for guys too, you know.

Unless they're too uppity about their pride I mean.

>>35102026
Because I'm fat, boring, NEET, christian, and don't do any drugs/alcohol.

>>35108568
>Because I'm fat, boring, NEET, christian, and don't do any drugs/alcohol.
Those are all good things to me

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>>35108568
>christian

nah but really our worldviews would be incompatible for basic friendship because of your theism

>>35108616
Back to redd.it familampai

>>35108581
Be my bf then anon

>>35102417
But what a lot of people want is a depraved slutty weird pedo girl. You fill a definite, and often unfilled niche.

>>35108640
post some method of contact then anon

>>35108633
not being religious makes you reddit material or what

>>35108669
Virtue signalling and telling everyone about it makes you lebbit material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFBIoDxPO8o

Embed related you

>>35108661
What's your Kik?

>inb4 "post yours"

>>35108710
what are you even talking about, I wasn't virtue signaling, you can be religious if you want idc, I just couldn't feel like we'd be kindred spirits seeing the world together as partners if my partner was religious

>>35108457
Am real, unfortunately. What makes you want to be a house husbando? Do you like kids? I believe I would be a decent housewife but it's not for me at all, so having a house husbando bf would be nice.

>>35108518
Tell me more about yourself.

>>35108536
I wouldn't want a guy that lets me be the breadwinner reluctantly, I don't want to deal with the inevitable fallout that will happen. There's nothing at all wrong with being a house husbando.

>>35108755
I don't have kik so do you have something else?

>>35108769
>Do you like kids?
I do. I also like cooking, and subtly doting on people like a stay at home spouse should.

>>35108769
Out of curiosity, what's your ethnicity?

>>35108651
>I'm not a racist
Implying there's anything wrong with being a racist

>>35108769
i am almost done with college, in southern california.

>>35108400
do you live in uk or something I've never heard of those drugs in 'murica

w-what if I shave my legs and let you ravish my boupucci with a strap on will that satisfy you dyke needs?

>>35108901
I'm from Austria, we probably have different generic names for drugs?

Sorry anon but I'm way too submissive to want a strap on, except having it used on me. And I'm way too dykey to ravish boipucci too.

>>35108769
>>35108805
will you two just get married already

>>35107660
Hey, >>35107393 here just got back.

I'm 25

>>35108995
Dude that's not old at all. You're still young.

>>35108940
I wish anon, but it'll never happen

I am, but only because I was thoroughly lucky.

Oxygen is an element
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYCRrjMcxGY

>>35109107
How'd you luck out? I'm interested in hearing about it.

>>35109107
>I am,
You aren't a fembot then. Fuck off

>>35109058
I'm about his age as well. How old do you gotta be to be too old?

>>35109058
I didn't mean I was old, just too old. I assumed that femanon was like 18 or younger.

Anyway if you're still here shut-in fembot and wanna talk I'll be around.

because he never wants to get married ;;

>>35109194
Well that depends on the person. For me, I find 35+ to be too old.

>>35108805
>tfw ignored entirely

>>35109220
Well why not?

He's gotta have a reason why.

>>35108805
You sound cute anon, you're going to be a good house husbando someday. tfw it's going to take me a few years to be able to bankroll another person.

>>35108819
East Asian

>>35108887
What are you studying? Also I live nowhere near you.

>>35108940
But I'm not rich enough to be breadwinner yet. He's cute, he'll find someone better than me.

>>35108995
You're pretty young still, I thought you were going to say 30.

>>35109220
fuck off normalfag bf having slut

>>35109143
I hardly leave the house and try to avoid people as much as possible when I do. Then I took a leap and got a new job. We met indirectly through work - a job that neither of us really expected to do two years prior. We met a few times over the course of four months or so, just due the fact that we happened to volunteer for the same projects. Most guys in his position would never attempt to date a girl like me, but he did. It was my first (and only) relationship, so I made tons of mistakes, but he put up with everything.

>>35109333
Nice, I'm East Asian too!

Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.


JOIN THE BROTHERS, AND ASCEND TO GODHOOD!


>>35108882

THESE WHORES WILL NOT DIVIDE US.

>>35109355
Yeah, almost everyone gets their significant other through some sort of outdoor or work-related event. You definitely did luck out. Congrats.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
CAAAAWW
CAAAAWW
CAAAAAWWW

>>35109333
You sound like you've pretty much got it figured out. I'm sure you live nowhere near me either, which is a shame because I'd love to be your house husband spending all day with the kids.

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>>35109333
>he'll find someone better than me.
Women who say this bother me. The idea that I'll find another woman that wants to be the breadwinner to a house husband, let alone one who is "better" than the already met one, is bullshit from a pure statistical standpoint.

COMRADES OF R9K.

WE SHALL SHOW THESE DIRTY WHORES THAT WE DO NOT REQUIRE THEM FOR OUR HAPPINESS.

THEIR ATTENTION BRINGS US NO JOY.

THEIR ENCOURAGEMENT BRINGS US NO PLEASURE.

#OPERATIONROASTIEDEPORTATION

WE SHALL CLEANSE THESE BOARDS.

WE SHALL CLEANSE OUR HOMELAND.


WE SHALL MAKE R9K GREAT AGAIN.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35109454
I think the women who say that have a combination of undervaluing themselves and not understanding just how difficult it is for men to actually get that "other woman".

>>35109326
he told me that every couple he knows of that got married instantly regretted their decision. apparently it changes everything and ruins the relationship completely. i guess he's afraid of ruining something that's already good?

>>35109368
Always good to see another one of us. Did something I say give me away?

>>35109418
I have apprehensions about long distance but it could work. And again, it's going to take me a while to be at a stage where kids can happen, I'm only 20. Not sure if you can wait that long.

>>35109454
It's my paranoia of being not enough and being cheated on, and being self-critical. Are businesswomen really that rare these days? Most girls I know are pretty ambitious with their careers.

>>35109676
>Are businesswomen really that rare these days?
I've never met one in my life that would accept a house husband. Women willing to put up with a spouse that doesn't work are almost non-existent.

>>35109676
Assuming that there's a strong connection and there are plans to move closer together, distance could work. I've done that before, although it didn't work later.
>>35109676
>Most girls I know are pretty ambitious with their careers.
Yeah, but the problem is that those women are focused on their career entirely for themselves and don't even care to actually love another person let alone start a family. That's what happened in the failed relationship I alluded to above.

>>35109676
No, I just wondered who would turn you away.

>>35109676
My mom was the primary bread winner, upper management at 3M, and basically fed us because my dad had a stroke with 46 that left him paralyzed.

>>35109393
>>35109416
>>35109581
VLAD THE KING

HE WILL SAVE R9K FROM THE ROASTIE SCUM!

HEIL VLAD!
HEIL VLAD!

>>35102026
I feel like I'm not enough for anybody

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MY BROTHERS.

OUR THREADS MAY DIE, BUT THE BURNING DESIRE AND LOVE FOR OUR BOARD NEVER WILL.

ULTRA-BOARD-NATIONALISM.

WE SHALL MAKE R9K GREAT AGAIN.

WE SHALL SECURE AN EXISTENCE FOR /B/.


OUR CAUSE IS JUST, VICTORY AWAITS.


SPAM FEMBOT THREADS WITH SEX DOLLS, SPAM THEM WITH GURO, SPAM THEM WITH ANYTHING, BUT DO NOT REPLY TO THEM.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35110041
>>35110041
>>35110041
>>35110041
>>35110041


(((SHE))) WILL NOT DIVIDE US.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35109990
post contact. If you don't you're a normie

>>35109990
Why not, anon? There's a person for everyone.

>>35109705
That's really strange to me, I don't see anything wrong with having a stay at home spouse. My mother is a housewife, I respect her a lot for all the hard work does. Same would go for my husband. I'm not sure what the girls I know are going to do, because most of them have boyfriends who also seem ambitious.

>>35109745
I would be willing to move eventually given a strong connection. If you are an American, I am planning to come over for post-grad because the education here sucks.

>the problem is that those women are focused on their career entirely for themselves and don't even care to actually love another person let alone start a family.
For me, the reason why I want to make a lot of money is so I can spoil the people I love. I want to work so they don't have to. I had a phase of wanting to be the frosty, independent bitch until I realised how pointless and lonely it is. Being a career woman and having a family doesn't have to be a dichotomy.

Sorry to hear your relationship didn't work out anon.

>>35109873
Oh, that guy only wanted white girls. It was pretty funny desu.

>>35109915
Your mother sounds like a great woman. I hope your father is in better health now.

>>35110391
Thanks but he actually passed just a month ago.

>>35110391
>most of them have boyfriends who also seem ambitious.
Now you see how your taste is odd?

i don't want to get married and have felt this way for about a decade. also if i have any children i only want 1 and i've felt that way also about a decade.

>>35110391
You sound awfully familiar. Which country are you from?

>>35110391
Will you be my qt breadwinner gf

>>35102361
>this is my fetish
Hit me up, senpai

>>35110451
I don't want to get married either, and I never want to reproduce because bringing life into this world is the ultimate cruelty when the always superior option is to not have ever been born.

>>35110391
That sounds fantastic. I hope you find your way near to Seattle, I think, or at least I hope, I could make a good connection with you. Too many women put money and career over love, I'm glad you see that it doesn't have much meaning without the good people in your life.

>>35102770
>no men are loyal long-term

I've known men who have been loyal all their lives. And that includes me -- I've been married 17 years so far and have been 100% loyal to my wife the the whole time.

Yeah, maybe men like us are a minority. But we do exist.

>>35110723
>married 17 years
Wow, how do you do that?

>>35110723
Aren't infidelity rates statistically pretty much the same for the two sexes?

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>>35106848
i was actually reading that sex doll thread earlier and getting really turned on...

>you will NEVER be kept chained tightly to the cold dark damp wall of a basement, your only solace the flash of disorienting yellow light from the top of the staircase as the door slams open, your master finally home from work
>he is slightly inebriated and horny as ever
>he stumbles down the basement steps to grab your chin and jaw firmly in his hand, jerking your face up to meet his
>he leans in close, breath hot and smelling heavily of alcohol
>"You know what to do, slut"
>he spins you so your ass is facing him and roughly gropes both of your tits from under your thin and barely-there torn-up scrap of a shirt
>you wince in pain and he gropes harder, kneading and tugging your nipples
>briefly tugs your ass against his crotch then shoves you down to the ground
>he wastes no time ripping off your bottoms, briefly pulling your ass up in the air by tugging hard on your skirt
>spits at your pussy, whips his dick out, and starts pounding so hard a small stream of blood trickles out
>he grunts, at times almost passing out on top of you while still inside
>intervals of throat fucking, leaving you a teary, slobbery, gasping mess
>more harsh touch, rough actions, general disregard for anything but making his cock wet with your holes
>after more scraps of your clothes are littering the floor, along with all sorts of bodily fluids (mostly yours) he finally finishes
>wraps both his hands around your throat and squeezes tight as his thick throbbing cock empties a hot sticky load inside you
>pumped full of creamy cum still dripping between your thighs, you collapse on the floor
>still in chains
>your nipples drag gently against the concrete as your body shakes from the shock and your heavy breathing
>tongue lolling out onto the disgusting, freezing floor, leaving a puddle of spit

>ywn be a fucktoy whose only purpose is to serve
jdimsa

>>35110951
You will if you be my e-gf later turned irl gf

>>35110412
My condolences anon. All the best to you and your family.

>>35110434
Yup, I'm seeing it now. I've always had weird ideals so I'm not surprised I'm a minority again. I wouldn't mind having a husband who also works, but I think it's not a good environment for raising kids. If I'm going to bring life into this world I want to give them the best life I can, you know?

>>35110691
I think the closest school I'll be applying to Seattle is Stanford but I highly doubt I'm special enough to get in, so I'll most likely end up on the East coast. If you're willing to wait a while and don't mind all of my other flaws I wouldn't be opposed to giving it a shot with you, I think our goals are pretty compatible.

>>35110765
>Wow, how do you do that?
It took a lot of work to find my wife. I responded to hundreds of on-line relationship ads over the years, looking for responses that felt right to me. I was looking for a very sincere, shy, intelligent, emotionally centered woman who loved the idea of two people being loyal to each other for life. I had an instinct that was the right thing to look for, and it turned out that my instinct was right.

>>35110983
>I want to give them the best life I can, you know?
Absolutely. It's not good for little kids to be left without their parents all the time! I love kids though and would like to be a house husband to raise them. I like taking care of my niece whenever i can :3

>>35110983
I'm glad you think so. It's always been my dream to be a great dad to loving kids. [email protected] is my e-mail and skype if you want to keep in contact. If you don't then I wish you all the best, I think the world needs more people who genuinely care about the next generation.

>>35110983
Where do you think you would end up if you went to the East Coast?

31 m looking for younger fembot Canadian gf, west coast.

>No successful attractive 25 year old male that has an income twice the national average so I can be a housewife
>Single feminist hens pushing for employment opportunities which in turn push men out of high end jobs so now I have to work until I die even though I want kids

>>35111116
I am going into a field that would allow that. Be my gf

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>>35106906
Not you specifically, just sort of in general.

>>35107177
You can buy me this shirt. I think it would be funny for someone to buy me this shirt since it says "where's my sugar daddy" on it.

>>35107735
this again
n
would definitely speak to shadow people with her though. do crazy shit. she's crazy i think

>>35108015
Thanks! My eyes are my best feature. What color are your eyes?

>>35108138
Got any ideas? n o l e w d

>>35108161
psychedelics...boba tea

>>35111116
I can't help but feel this post was inspired by me since I'm the only one who shared that their age was 25. Anyway I'm probably about 7/10 looks but only make the national average income.

I am single and looking though.

>>35102492
>>35102876
shoulve take off your rose colored glass off before it was too late
too late

>>35102668
>>35103222
>Why doesn't anyone pick me? I will stay 100% loyal, love you forever.
>but only if you're a super cutie with a big ass/titties and a small waist

>>35110723
Flirting with strangers online is not considered loyal
SAGED

>>35111116
That's young to be expecting so much money. Atleast wait for the guys to finish grad school.

>>35110822
>implying men don't lie in the statistics
they probably have a higher rate of infidelity for sure