>tfw been going to the gym for a week >I now can shamelessly

>>35071732
You have to answer just these three questions:
>Are you a virgin ?
>Do you have a gf or did you have a gf ?
>How many friends have you ?

Try not to let this get to your head, the mere thought of you being done with the /r9k/ life could give you enough satisfaction to the point that you lose the drive of actually wanting to go to the gym.

a week isnt shit. if this is your thought process a week in, you're not gonna make it.

>>35071764
>No
>Yes
>0

Please be gentle ...

>>35071810
2 correct answer.
Conclusion: You are a failed normie/ cyborg.
You can stay, I guess..

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>>35071732

>Trying to workout at home
>Spend about 45 minutes a day
>Becoming very noticeably "bigger" about a month later (I'm not massive at all, but there's a clear difference)
>Want to go to a proper gym but too autistic

>>35071902
it's 1 correct answer, he's not a virgin...

gtfo chad.

>>35071902
NO HE CANT HE SHOULDN'T

>>35071964
>>35071948
Ha fuck guys I thought he said he was a virgin.
Sorry
.
NO OP YOU GTFO WITH YOUR FUCKING THREAD GO BACK TO >>>/fit/ AND REDDIT
REEEEREEEEEEEEE

>tfw been going to the gym for a week
>I now can shamelessly browse /fit/

hahahahhahahah

so fit are...not so fit?

>>35071764
>No
>Yes/Yes
>bout 25 good ones

I'm staying, and ain't nothing you can do about it.

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>>35072005
>>35072024

>not fit enough for /fit/
>not robot enough for /r9k/

I just want to belong somewhere ...

>>35071934
>Been lifting heavy for a 3 years
>Taking supplements for 2
>known as the big guy around campus
>considering going on steroids
>youarelikeababy.png

>>35072113

I know m8, no h8 pls

>>35072071
I don't give a shit. Just leave.

>>35072099
Why don't you just go outside and live a normie life and stop unrionically pretending to be a robot/cyborg/android/ai/whatever on this site

>>35072113
>tfw been lifting for 13 years
>tfw been on gear for 5
>tfw not enough weight in shitty hick gym to hit my leg press max
>tfw need to ask a guy to hop on
>youarelikeachild.jpg

>>35072168
Because I'm socially awkward, have no friends, there's no shit to do where I live and I relate more to people here than on fucking plebbit.

>>35071732
>for a week

So like twice, with nothing to show for it other than DOMS?
Why even post about it, you're like the people who started dieting yesterday or quit smoking this morning.

>>35071764
>Yes
>No
>2 good one, whom I can call friends. The just a bunch of normies who know me by name because other normies Just had to fucking introduce me to them because they feel im too lonely

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>>35071732
Nope. Your fate was sealed as soon as you stepped foot outside your door.
You're tainted now just like the rest of them. Kindly remove yourself off my board please.