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34
5'7
154 lb
Doctor
200k/year
KV
Lonely
3/10 happiness

Theme song: I'm a loser babyyyyyy so why don't you kill me.

>>34986032
>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
6'4
>WEIGHT
200 lbs
>JOB
Circuit Board Repairman/Solderer
>MONEY
$20,000 in total
>EDUCATION
1.5 years of government funded education on how to fix circuit boards.
>VIRGINITY
I've been with 2 women my whole life.
>RELATIONSHIP
I have no one but my right hand and a pornhub subscription
>HAPPYNESS
I'm moderately okay with my life. Could be pretty bad but I'm alright.

>>34986121
>Circuit Board Repairman/Solderer

I didn't know rant existed as a job anymore. I thought most things were SMD and disposable. Ie. Cheaper to put in a new board from china than repair the old one. I do some hobby soldering. Eg. Guitar pedals. Do you use hot air or solder braid? Ever just destroy a board by lifting the traces? I have.

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>>34986032
-30
-5'9
-200
-quit 2 years ago. so nothing
-in the process of getting a degree in political science
-not a virgin. had fucked 7 women and 2 twinks
-married for 3 years
-i'm alright

>>34986160
>I didn't know THAT

Correction.

>>34986032
>23
>5'7
>165 lbs
>none
>none
>currently undergrad student
>v
>none
>3/10

>>34986032
18
5'8"
120 lbs
Student
$-40k
Freshman in college
KHhV
None
Wish I would die in my sleep already

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>>34986032
Age: 21
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 145 lbs
Job: N/A
Money: N/A
Education: almost done with college
Virginity: yes
Relationship: N/A
Happiness: none

>>34986032
>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
5'7"
>WEIGHT
223 lbs
>JOB
Delivery guy for Pizza Hut
>MONEY
20K/year(?)
>EDUCATION
High school diploma
>VIRGINITY
Intact; V card laminated
>RELATIONSHIP
None
>HAPPYNESS
I picked up XCOM again. That's been fun so far. Also, *happiness
>You have 30 seconds to prove you're not a pathetic loser.
I couldn't if I had 30 minutes.

>>34986160
I'm in the Navy and we use CCAs that can be worth tens of thousands of dollars. I'm applauded for spending just a few dollars on fixing a card. It's fucking great.

We use solder braid, and no I have never wanted to destroy a card.

21

5'7

163

Unemployed

5 bucks in my wallet, -15 at the bank

Lost at 16

Complete Lesbo, dating 8/10 imo (Understand attraction is a matter of subjectiveness, 10/10 personality though)

Besides my relationship? Not at all. Dead inside, and the only reason why I don't keep cutting or end it all is because my girlfriend gives me hope. My life is just a pathetic joke.

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>>34986121
>>34986178

You two don't belong here. You should know that.

>>34986178
>had fucked 7 women and 2 twinks
>>>/out/
fucking normie peace of shit

>>34986648

I'm not either of them, just wondering, do you think /out/ gets a bunch of people starting threads on the most random shit because people who don't belong on other boards get told to go /out/?

>>34986622
Soldered guy here.

I wasnt always happy and succesful. Before joining the navy I was an obese weaboo.

I still feel like that sometimes.

>>34986032
>>AGE
21
>>HEIGHT
6'2
>>WEIGHT
Thin
>>JOB
Software Robotics Developer
>>MONEY
21k
>>EDUCATION
Game Design Degree
>>VIRGINITY
Lost it this year.
>>RELATIONSHIP
Single
>>HAPPYNESS
5/10

>>34986820
Nice job dude, I am proud of you.

submitting info to the jews/botnet/aliens

no thanks

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>>34986762

Doesn't count. An interest in anime is almost acceptable these days with how mainstream it's becoming and being fat really isn't a big deal if you've got friends, family, charisma, a job and a life in general.

Just the fact that you've slept with 2 girls (probably more than once with each) and you're now living a fairly decent life before the ripe age of 21 proves you are NOT a robot.

Get OUT.

25
187 cm
around 80 kg
Nope
Nope
Working on my master's
Not a virgin, but it's been a while
Single
I think about suicide every day

>>34986032
19
5'10
dont know - i dont have scales. Im not fat; im kinda average but a bit dyel.
unemployed. 2nd year maths student.
~6000 pounds
A*A*AA at A-level
kissless, hugless, holdhandsless virgin
havent had a conversation forweeks possibly months
3/10 I feel better than normal because i got my results for the 1st term back and they were better than i expected.

>>34986032
>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
6'1
>WEIGHT
200 skinny fat
>JOB
Student
>MONEY
See above
>EDUCATION
College junior
>VIRGINITY
Nope
>RELATIONSHIP
Have one
>HAPPYNESS
8/10 can't complain I guess. School is hard, but if that's my biggest problem I'd say I'm doing well

>You have 30 seconds to prove you're not a pathetic loser.
See above

>>34986032

>31
>6'1 187 cm
>90kg
>NEET
>Wife earns approx 130k Swiss francs
>Uni dropout
>Lost at 16
>Married 1 year, together 7
>I consider myself satisfied and think of happiness as a short-term emotion. Not a maintainable state

>>34986032
>18
>5'9
>63 kg
>Student
>Parentbux
>Finishing high school, going to study political sociology
>not a virgin
>broke up with my boyfriend last week
>3/10 mostly due to drug abuse

>>34986917
Get off my board normalshit REEEEEEEE

>>34987027

Fag or roastie?

O'Reginald.

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>all these normalfags that have had sex multiple times and have high paying jobs

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO /R9K/

>>34986032
27
6 foot
200
insurance
65k a year
bachelors
lost long ago
casually dating
very happy

>inb4 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not a robot

i know

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>AGE
27
>HEIGHT
6'2
>WEIGHT
215 freedom units
>JOB
Nuclear Engineer
>MONEY
Student loans got me broke as a joke
>EDUCATION
2 bachelor's degrees
>VIRGINITY
Was in an LTR with one woman that I fucked many times of the course of about 8 years
>RELATIONSHIP
Single and ready to mingle (aka sad and lonely)
>HAPPYNESS
6/10 moneys got me stressed but that should get better soon here and I need to get laid

>>34987079
Bisexual male. Kind of sucks becausemy sexuality always fluctuates so it's hard to sustain relationships.

>AGE
26 years old

>HEIGHT
6' barefoot, 6'1" with shoes

>WEIGHT
Skinny, under 150 pounds

>JOB
In layman's terms, I'm a financial analyst

>MONEY
I have a net worth of $70k

>EDUCATION
BS in Accounting

>VIRGINITY
KV, although I have groped numerous strippers

>RELATIONSHIP
hahaha

>HAPPYNESS
5/10, I'm pretty sure I'm bipolar as some days I'm so depressed I can barely get out of bed and other days I'm the happiest person in the world

>>34987082
The teenagers who frequented this board 5 years ago grew up and advanced in their lives professionally and romantically.

Maybe you should try the same.

>>34987176
>>34987082

THAT.
Unoriginal but,

>>34986032
>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
6'3
>WEIGHT
190 Ibs
>JOB
None currently
>MONEY
Basically none. Poor college kid that moved to a new state with his parents
>EDUCATION
A community college in North Carolina
>VIRGINITY
Not a virgin. I asked a girl to prom in HS that I liked, we eventually became BF/GF and we fucked in the summer of that year, and subsequently broke up.
>RELATIONSHIP
None, havent had sex since 2012.
>HAPPYNESS
Diminishing by the day. Mostly because of how poor I am. Been in this state a year and haven't been able to find a job. I wan't to be able to afford video games and a strongish PC.

>>34987142
Are you me?
>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
6'0"
>WEIGHT
150
>JOB
Analyst
>MONEY
$64k/year
>EDUCATION
BA in math
>VIRGINITY
Yes
>RELATIONSHIP
No
>HAPPYNESS
Yes

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>>34986950

May I refer you to >>34986622


>>34986989

So you're a trophy husband. You definitely don't belong here.

>>34987027

Fagboy who's definitely not a virgin and is going to study a useless meme-tier degree. Definitely don't belong here.

>>34987106

You even realize it yourself. Why do you even comment here? Why are you here?!

>>34987107

>2 bachelor degrees
>Nuclear engineer
>6'2
>8 year relationship

You are the very definition of a normie if not Chad-tier.

>>34987142

You're a cyborg so you're acceptable but you're almost over the line.

>>34987229

>6'3
>Not a virgin and had a relationship
>college

Chad is feeling sad, eh?

>>34987231

Just another cyborg.

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>>34986032
>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
5'11"
>WEIGHT
160 lbs
>JOB
Asst. Manager at a grocery store so glorified wage slave
>MONEY
1500 bucks, the rest is sunk into a car
>EDUCATION
Bachelor's in IT that I'm trying and failing to make use of
>VIRGINITY
Fucking duh
>RELATIONSHIP
None
>HAPPYNESS
Low. Was high until the only girl I ever gave a fuck about that's been leading me on told me she basically just wants to be a slut.

>AGE
19
>HEIGHT
5'9
>WEIGHT
49kg
>JOB
student
>MONEY
not very much, but will inherit a ton
>EDUCATION
doing a bsc in compsci
>VIRGINITY
yeah
>RELATIONSHIP
nah
>HAPPYNESS
generally quite happy

>>34986032
>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
186cm (around 6.2-6.3"?)
>WEIGHT
70kg (no idea, but my guess is around 130lbs)
>JOB
Student, no part time job
>MONEY
None
>EDUCATION
Primary
>VIRGINITY
Yes
>RELATIONSHIP
None
>HAPPYNESS
None

>You have 30 seconds to prove you're not a pathetic loser.
But I am

>>34987265

>NEET
>Trophy husband

Doesnotcompute.exe

>>34987294
Glad to see this, bro

>>34987307
Youre 18 and still a virgin? Just put yourself out of your misery already, bud.

>>34986032
19
5'9
120
NEET sadly
None
High school dropout, will have GED soon though
Virgin
Yes please
Fluctuates, at the moment doing alright

>>34987273

Another cyborg but you're closer to robothood. Mostly because of the slut you used to love.

>>34987294

Shame about your height and your weight is fixable. Other than that you're doing fine for your age.

>>34987307

You're the perfect height and you're in college at the age when you should be. If you're still where you are now in 5 years you can call yourself robot.

Age: 18
Height: 5'7
Weight: Average/Toned
Job: On-Campus theater job, minimal effort and like $13 an hour.
Money: Going to a nice university with free tuition, plus my job so I have plenty of money.
Education: Currently enrolled in University.
Virginity: Lost it to one girl, only ever had sex with her, though I've gotten BJs from several.
Relationship: Broke up with GF of two years beginning of last semester, waited until second semester to date again, and I've began seeing a cute blonde named Abby. Not sure if it's gonna work out, though.
Happiness: I'm successful, working on an important passion project of mine, relatively attractive if not a little shorter than average, making friends, and feeling satisfied with my life. I'm happy!

Thinking about getting a tinder, but don't have a ton of pictures of myself. Thoughts? Should I get some friends and go on a photo shoot?

>27
>5'2 (160cm)
>66kg (145lbs)
>industrial researcher
>150k/year + sizable net worth (>1MM)
>Ph.D (Math)
>virginity intact
>khhv
>1/100, just about going to jump from somewhere any day now

>>34986032
>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
185 cm
>WEIGHT
87 kg
>JOB
student - part time mech
>MONEY
Just assume i'm the richest person here.
>EDUCATION
B.Eng
>VIRGINITY
yes not khv just v
>RELATIONSHIP
None, too many money chasers and gold diggers.
>HAPPYNESS
Unhappy. just a normal robot.

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>>34987319

You are a NEET and your wife is the sole source of income in your relationship.

That means what YOU have to bring to the table is being a house-husband/trophy husband, correct?

Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong. If I am, explain why your wife is putting up with you.

>>34986032
>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
6'2"
>WEIGHT
~175 pounds
>JOB
typical office job
>MONEY
Not really
>EDUCATION
meme degree
>VIRGINITY
No
>RELATIONSHIP
No, gf left me
>HAPPYNESS
almost completely isolated, beginning to wonder if socializing is even worth it

>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
177cm
>WEIGHT
78kg
>JOB
Student
>MONEY
Still depend on my father's income
>EDUCATION
Currently 2nd year of uni
>VIRGINITY
KV
>RELATIONSHIP
Single, not searching
>HAPPYNESS
I have mood swings but overall bretty gud

>>34986032
19
6'2
165 lb
hs fag
KHHV
1/10 at least I'm not starving, I guess

>>34986032
23
5'11"
140 Lbs
Land development assistant
35K saved in bank, 40K annual salary
Degree
Yes
None
Fleeting moments

>>34987528
Why are you in hs at 19?

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>>34986032
>>AGE
18
>>HEIGHT
5'10
>>WEIGHT
Skelly, but I'm pretty lean at least.
>>JOB
Student
>>MONEY
Not much
>>EDUCATION
1st year EE major
>>VIRGINITY
In tact
>>RELATIONSHIP
Never had one
>>HAPPYNESS
4/10 I guess. Things are peaceful, and classes are hard. Feelings of no gf hit hard and often.

>>34987664
>1st year
>classes are hard
Just drop out now lmao

>>34987652
Most people where I'm from go to college at 19 (18 if they skipped a year), I'm starting college this fall.

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>>34987411

This guy is on his way to becoming a robot. Too young though. It's not too late for you.

>>34987431

You're young and have been in a long term relationship and had quick sexual encounters with other women. You also have BOTH a job and you're currently studying as you should be, not to mention the free tuition.

You're also (according to your word, anyway) relatively attractive and have friends and a new girl lined up.

You are a textbook normie. The only thing you DON'T have going for you is your height which is negligble if you're charmismatic.

Get out of here now.

>>34987452

Very successful cyborg.

>>34987466

>just a normal robot.

Fuck no. You're a cyborg and of ideal height at that. You're also rich, apparently, so the only part you're lacking is a relationship.

>>34987492

>Ideal height
>Good weight
>steady office job
>meme degree (at least you have a degree)
>not a virgin
>gf left you

You're just a downie who's bored with his routine and is feeling down on his luck. Get out.

>>34987503

You're transitioning into robotdom but still closer to normiehood.

>>34987528

You're robot-tier only because you're still in hs at 19. At least you're tall.

>>34987599

Another boring cyborg.

>>34987664

If you're not about to drop out of EE and you have at least 1 friend you're normie-tier.

>>34987701
I go to an elite university and am doing 19 credits for electrical engineering. Chill out, lad.

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>>34987744
>6'2
>tall

>mfw

>>34987744
>You're robot-tier only because you're still in hs at 19.
It's the normal age where I'm from.

>>34987774

The average height for men in Murica is 5'9. Look it up. 6'2 is the ideal height for men. If you regularly browse 4chan or even just the internet you'd know that.

>>34987744
>another boring cyborg
I've also never masturbated to 3D porn or any born involving human beings

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>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
175cm
>WEIGHT
70kg
>JOB
admin
>MONEY
E22000/year
>EDUCATION
almost finished college
>VIRGINITY
gay so lost it on easy-mode
>RELATIONSHIP
single
>HAPPYNESS
miserable

>>34987479

When we got together, I had prospects. The rest is inertia, I am definitely no trophy.

>>34987778

Well then, congrats. You're a normie

.>>34987805

Still a cyborg. The definition of a cyborg is that you can interact and (sort of) blend in in normie-society.

>>34987823

Is your relationship stable? If not, are you afriad she'll leave you?

If your relationship is fine she's basically your sugar mommy. You realize that, right?

Fucking normies leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>telling normies to fuck off is not original
>/r9k/ doesn't want me to tell them to fuck off
Just rename /r9k/ to /soc2/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>34987748
First year classes are a joke and they are pretty much the same for all majors.

>>34987800
Fuck off manlet, 6'3 and above is the only height that matters.

>>34987744
>If you're not about to drop out of EE and you have at least 1 friend you're normie-tier.
How am I normie-tier if women have never shown an inkling of interest in my and I have a bunch of autistic friends?

>>34987867
>Well then, congrats. You're a normie
Normies are KHHVs at 19? Normies have 0 friends?

>>34987873
Not true at all where I go. More than most majors don't have to take calc III, physics, diff eq, and circuitry their first year.

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>AGE
27
>HEIGHT
6'
>WEIGHT
195 (I lift though)
>JOB
Home security guard and anime quality inspector
>MONEY
Barely $1000
>EDUCATION
Going for a mechanical eng. degree
>VIRGINITY
Safe and intact
>RELATIONSHIP
Never
>HAPPINESS
Whats that?

>>34986032
>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
5'8.5
>WEIGHT
127lb
>JOB
maths and business joint honours student
>MONEY
student loan
>EDUCATION
A*A*A* studying at uni first year
>VIRGINITY
khv
>RELATIONSHIP
never had one
>HAPPYNESS
4.5/10

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>>34987891

Yeah I'm not taking that extremely obvious bait. Once again, get the fuck out. Now you've not only proven that you don't belong here, but that you're also cancer.

>>34987903

Because YOU HAVE FRIENDS and it's not that unusual to not get interest from women if you don't hang around their social groups, especially if you're in EE in college. Give it time and loosen up and I guarantee that it will happen.

>>34987917

Ok. You pass. If you really have 0 friends and virginity intact you're a passable robot. You could have it far worse though. You could be obese, ugly, a high school drop-out and the list goes on...

>>34987867

Relationship is fine. I don't really buy stuff or desire any of the trappings of having a sugar mommy, but if that's what you want to call it, that's fine with me.

>>34988040
>Ok. You pass. If you really have 0 friends and virginity intact you're a passable robot. You could have it far worse though. You could be obese, ugly, a high school drop-out and the list goes on...
I am ugly and obese tho. Well, at least i have some future prospects, if nothing else.

>>34986032
>>AGE
18
>>HEIGHT
6'2
>>WEIGHT
132
>>JOB
student
>>MONEY
0
>>EDUCATION
first year
>>VIRGINITY
yes
>>RELATIONSHIP
khv
>>HAPPYNESS
0

>>34986032
>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
6'4
>JOB
Part time wagekek at McDonald's
>Education
Last year of sixth form (senior)
>VIRGINITY
Of course I'm a KHV. Well, I kissed a girl when I was 14 but she's a lesbian now.
>RELATIONSHIP
None and I don't see it happening any time soon at all.
>HAPPINESS
Literally 0
Not to push the "le young and depressed" meme but my life has literally been about as shit as it can get and I don't feel happy at all ever. I don't even know why I'm fucking here anymore. Stupid false hope that I know won't amount to anything but I'm too far gone to care at this point.

>>34988124
You sound like a "le so depressed xd" normie tbqh.

>>34987815

Cyborg. Your lost virginity doesn't count because as you said... you lost it on easy-mode.

>>34987950

Cyborg but only because you have a job and studying. Stick to that mech eng. degree, anon. It's your only way out. The lifting is also a plus.

>>34988004

>5'8.5
Actually that insecure... wow.

At least you're doing well in school and you're still young. Could still pass for a normie.

>>34988122

Perfect height even though you're a skelly. If you don't drop out of college you could be a normie.

>>34988124

>Wagekek at McDicky's
>virgin and no happiness

That's more like it. I'd say you pass for a robot if only because you're in limbo. You're not actively progressing in life via education/career opportunies. I'm not gonna patronize you by congratulating you on being a robot but at least you're on the right board.

>>34986032
>AGE
29
>HEIGHT
5'11"
>WEIGHT
65kg
>JOB
Macdees
>MONEY
15k uk
>EDUCATION
Ba(hons)
>VIRGINITY
Used up
>RELATIONSHIP
Married
>HAPPINESS
6/10

>>34987744
You say I'm a normie but I'm get lonely and insecure and also I like videogames and I'm majoring in computer science. Why should I leave, again?

>>34988203
Alright you want the life story? Let's fucking go

>Dad left at 3
>Raped at 4
>Emotionally distant mother
>Bully literally everywhere, even moved school at 13 because literal hoards of people would follow me around on the playground and throw trash at me
>Father called my mother one night at 7, told her to give me the phone and told me he was going to kill me, and tried to burn our house down a few nights later
>Had sleeping problems for literally a decade because of it, I can only sleep in light and face the door whenever I do or I cannot
>Clinically depressed, self harmed 14-16 and drank bleach last year too
>Of course it did fucking nothing
>Hear voices, respond and talk to them as if they were real people
>Fairly sure I have bpd as my father has it, pretty sure autism and schizo is on the cards too
>Have a strange sexual complex regarding children because of my own molestation
>Stay inside all day, I have literally poured 60 hours into a game this week during the half term because I have no friends and do not go out all
>No hygiene
>Not loved by anyone
>Will probably end up killing myself at 21
>Spend literally all my time on escapism because I have no fucking hope for my real life at all
>My life goal is to become a NEET that lives on his own somehow and spends his days online among people he at least has some relation to

Now tell me I'm not a fucking robot.

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18 >inb4 gtfo underagefag
6'1'
~150 lbs.
Student
~1,000 (mostly odd jobs and gifts)
High school essentially done with
Do i even need to answer?
There's a girl, things are complicated
nonexistant

>pic related, current outlook on life

>>34986032
>18
>6'1
>170 lbs
>student
>whatever I get from random construction jobs and babysitting for my neighbors
>high school, will be in a 4yr uni soon
>not a virgin
>long term relationship
Everything is good right now, just at a standstill. I might do some traveling soon or something.

>>34988380
Fuck off, seriously.
>>>/b/

>>34988339

You'll have to be more specific. I replied to a lot of different people in that post. Tell me which one is you and I'll explain.

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>21
>6'2
>190 lbs
>implying I have a job
>~$5,000
>dropped out of college
>virgin
>no relationship, ever
>miserable and directionless

>>34988348
*Bullied
*cannot sleep

I made a few mistakes.
>>34988259
I used to do well in school (most robots do) but now it's just stagnant. I have no prospects, cares about anything and I know I'm going to end up alone and humiliated. This board, besides video games, is the only sanctuary I have left for my shitty life.

>>34988408
Sorry, yeah. I'm the 5'7 "normie" with the free tuition.

>>34986178
Political science? I hope you're not paying for that degree because you're certainly not getting a job after you graduate if that's all you have going for you. If there's still time, I strongly advise to switch majors.

>>34987452

Good to see another highly educated high earning failure on this site. I'm the KV doctor that posted at the top of the thread.

Why do you think you've failed? Height? Missed opportunities?

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>>34988348
>I have literally poured 60 hours into a game this week
Get on my level famalam.
But seriously, you're making me feel bad for my shitty bait.

>>34987744
>and of ideal height at that. You're also rich, apparently, so the only part you're lacking is a relationship.

thanks for the kind words anon, but being rich doesn't = happiness. neither does height.

what matters in life is who you spend it with and how you spend it. im spending it sobbing on an anonymous internet board and spending it alone.

>>34988040
>Give it time and loosen up and I guarantee that it will happen
I really hope you're right.

>>34986032
>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
6'2
>WEIGHT
165 lb
>JOB
pizza delivery
>MONEY
probably close to 26k a year
>EDUCATION
Dropped out of college but I gotta go back
>VIRGINITY
Yes
>RELATIONSHIP
Kill me
>HAPPYNESS
5/10 Life could be significantly better but also significantly worse

>>34988468
I've been working this week to. If I didn't have to, then it would be much, MUCH higher.

Also, don't feel bad for me, or do if you want, my whole life is a pathetic pity party.

>AGE

19

>HEIGHT

5'11

>WEIGHT

10 stone/140 pounds

>JOB

Audio typist for law firm

>MONEY

14,000 pound sterling a year

>EDUCATION

High school

>VIRGINITY

not a virgin

>RELATIONSHIP

1 and a half year relationship

>HAPPYNESS

8/10 just wish i had more money desu

>>34988542
>19
>not a virgin
>1 and a half year relationship
Fuck off normie. You don't belong here.
>>>/b/

>>34986032
>22
>6'2
>Chubby
>Unemployed
>Relying on parents
>Cucked into unoversity
>Lost my virginity to a hooker four years ago. Apart from that, KV
>It's okay. I just wish I had more money.

>>34987929
If you fine that basic foundational stuff hard you're too dumb for upper division courses. Sorry lad.

>>34988259
I don't actually have a job though I made those up.
I sit around at home all day as a "security guard"

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>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
5'8
>WEIGHT
148 lbs
>JOB
none
>MONEY
3 dollars
>EDUCATION
lol
>VIRGINITY
no
>RELATIONSHIP
single
>HAPPYNESS
0

>>34986032

>AGE: 23
>HEIGHT: 184
>WEIGHT: 64
>JOB: web dev
>MONEY: bretty gud :D :D
>EDUCATION: finished bachelors, doing masters
>VIRGINITY: still there
>RELATIONSHIP: still not there
>HAPPYNESS: bretty habby :D :D

19
6'0
170
Going to be an electrical engineer
Parents are poor and im a student so i guess not much
College rn
Lost it at 17
I have a girlfriend and shes cool
Contented. Could be happier

i have autism so im still a robot kinda

>>34986032
>21
>6'3"
>180
>programmer
>60k/yr
>high school
>not virgin
>n/a
>content

>>34988259
i don't get this meme, do i round my height up or do i round it down, i'm either a manlet, insecure, or lying, kill yourself

>>34986032
>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
6'1
>WEIGHT
73kg
>JOB
Soldier
>MONEY
Around 30k/year
>EDUCATION
High school
>VIRGINITY
Lost a few years ago
>RELATIONSHIP
No gf but a friendo with benefits
>HAPPINESS
Tbh pretty damn comfy and happy, bit worn out due to workload but otherwise pretty good

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>>34988336

Normie. You work at McDonkey's which is bad, but you at least have a job. Other than that you're doing fantastic compared to those who belong on this board.

>>34988348

Perfect. That is a true robot. Stay as long as you like, brother. You're always welcome here.

>>34988361

>Close to perfect height
>still in hs and about to graduate
>normal relationship with friends
>at least have something going on with a girl

Normie. Being a virgin as a man at your age is not uncommon. You'll probably lose it soon.

>>34988380

>Young
>almost perfect height
>good weight
>student as you should be
>get random construction jobs and babysitting which implies that you get around just fine socially or at least can network a little bit.
>not a virgin
>long term relationship

Normie who could be a Chad if he looks good or if you're studying something useful. You definitely belong on /b/ or just /out/

>>34988409

Good height but you're a neet and drop-out. You're a robot.

>>34988438

You have had a LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP.

You are NOT A VIRGIN.

You're studying compsci which is excellent for future job prospects.

You have a friend group. You're good-looking.

You have "a cute blonde named Abby" going for you.

You have a job beside your studies.

All this and you're only 18.

Now think for a second. Do you really think watching some animoo and playing some vidya while you're feeling lonely for a sec qualifies you as a robot or are you pulling my leg?

You're studying comp sci for christs' sake... You cannot be this vapid.

>>34988575
Stop shitposting. Everyone around me finds it hard. You're probably just an autistic /sci/ poster.

>>34988735
>Everyone around me finds it hard
No they don't. Most people do, sure, but most people also won't graduate.

>>34988494

You're right. You're still able to have your butler Jeeves wipe those tears for you with gold-embroidered silk handkerchiefs though.

>>34988757
My school has a graduation rate higher than 90%. Nice try, though.

>>34988510

Cyborg. Go back to school now and you still have a chance.

College is a necessary pain that almost all people of our generation have to push through, whether we like it or not.

There's always trades but you'll always be looked down upon by the college diplomaniacs if you choose that route.

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24
5'10"
160lbs
Student
Broke as fuck
High school
KHV
Single
3/10

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19
6'4
170
i wish, sometimes i get oddjobs, roofing houses and the sort
i was meant to be collecting neetbux but i am unable to swallow my pride and refused to see the person that was going to do that
i don't even have my highschool
no
i don't have friends, even
i keep a positive outlook

>>34988542

This guy is right >>34988564

You don't belong here. Please get out.

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>>34986032
>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
5'9
>WEIGHT
121
>JOB
Neet
>MONEY
Mom pays for me
>EDUCATION
Uni student
>VIRGINITY
Present
>RELATIONSHIP
Nonexistent
>HAPPYNESS
Suicidal

>>34988852
>121lbs
How are you still alive?

21
5'6
108 pounds
Part-time wagecuck
At uni studying accounting & finance, getting very good grades
Pretty broke, got enough money to pay all bills and have a bit left over, also have 20k in savings but that's for a mortgage when I move out, all from my family otherwise I'd have 0 savings
not a virgin because roastie
Have boyfriend who I hate but hey I have literally 0 friends or acquaintances so it's either spend time with him or be a complete loner like I was before I met him
Fucking miserable, on anti-depressants. Not one friend, no social life, my life is just boring. But at least I'm getting good grades at uni, working part-time and have a car and licence.

>>34988571

Cyborg. If you drop out of college you'll be a full-fledged robot.

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>>34988874
Get off my board roastie cunt
orig

>>34986032
>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
5'6
>WEIGHT
9 stone 3
>JOB
Student
>MONEY
Student loans
>EDUCATION
Bong College
>VIRGINITY
Intact
>RELATIONSHIP
None
>HAPPINESS
7/10

I'm a loser, I will make no attempt to not be a loser and I am quite happy being a loser.

>>34988662

It doesn't matter, fool. Round down or round up. If I were you I'd round up if I had good posture.

Telling people you are 5'8.5 will make people notice the 0.5. That makes you come off as extremely insecure.

If you were somewhat intelligent you'd just tell people 5'9 or 5'8 depending on how important it is to you or what you think you can get away with.

>>34986032
>AGE
26
>HEIGHT
5'11
>WEIGHT
180
>JOB
Financial Analyst, $45k a year, started 6 months ago
>MONEY
$8k in savings
>EDUCATION
BA in Economics
>VIRGINITY
Yap, khv
>RELATIONSHIP
No
>HAPPYNESS
Not too much right now since I'm trying to get better from an chronic illness. I'll give it a 6/10

>>34986032
>>AGE
25
>>HEIGHT
6'
>>WEIGHT
300lbs or two boulders for the yurocucks
>>JOB
I drive.
>>MONEY
40k in liquid assets
>>EDUCATION
Associate's degree
>>VIRGINITY
Nope
>>RELATIONSHIP
4 girlfriends, 7 different fucks in total.
Sucked 1 dick
>>HAPPYNESS
Meh/10
Could be worse

>>34988877
Yeah pretty much. But I'm too far down the academic rabbithole to drop out now. At least I can be a rich turbosperg when I get my degree, so that's something.

>>34988926
>I'm a loser, I will make no attempt to not be a loser and I am quite happy being a loser.
Teach me your ways senpai.

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>>34986032
>28 years
>170 cm
>90 kg
>Tech service/customer support wagie on partial ANXbux
>No higher education, just 10+ years of wagecuck XP
>LOL, no, slut
>No
>Life is almost good now

>AGE
29
>HEIGHT
6'
>WEIGHT
190
>JOB
none
>MONEY
about 6k left
>EDUCATION
useless degree that I was supposed to finish this semester, but I think I've already self-sabotaged my way to a summer class, assuming I ever make it that far.
>VIRGINITY
I suppose it's a good thing some women are too lazy to punch a clock and have expansive enough tastes that they chose to rent themselves as masturbation tools.
>RELATIONSHIP
never
>HAPPYNESS
1/10 I'm just waiting for the end

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>>34988589

Neet with no money and you're short. Ok. Passable robot. If you were 5 years older you'd be an average robot.

>>34988605

Cyborg on the border of normiehood.

>>34988607

You're all right height, you're studying a great degree, not a virgin and have a girlfriend.

The ONLY negative thing about you is your literal autism. I guess that's why you didn't understand that you don't belong here. This board isn't about autism.

It's about failure in life, the one thing in life you seem to be lacking.

>>34988613

Textbook normie. Get the FUCK out.

>>34988696

Another texbook normie. Go to /soc/ or /b/

>>34988822

Cyborg bordering on robotdom. Better not drop out or you'll be a complete loser. Remember that, anon, when things seem tough.

>>34988827

Mr skeltal the neet. Doot doot, friend.

>>34988852

You realize NEET stands for Not in Employment, Education or Training?

You're currently getting an education. That means you're not a neet. You're still a passable robot though.

>>34988874

Roastie get out. You have a boyfriend, you're relatively fit, you have a part-time job and you're apparently getting very good grades.

The one thing you have to complain about is a lack of friends. Get off this fucking board. You disgust me.

>>34989138
its an open 4chan board i go and do what i want buddy

>>34989138
>Mr skeltal the neet. Doot doot, friend.

y-you too

>>34988939

Normie-tier because of the recovery from chronic illness and good pay relative to how long you've worked for it.

>>34988944

You're fat but you're still a normie. Out you go. Go drive your truck or something.

>>34989061

Another classic robot. Kind of fitting that you tell people how to fix their robot boxes.

>>34989171

Yes you do. Unfortunately. I'm just letting you know that you don't belong here and this board will do nothing for you. You're like a fish on land. I'm just telling you that you'd feel better in the water.

>>34986032
>22
>182cm (around 6' of your magic numbers)
>55kg (no idea how many lbs and lazy to convert)
>still in uni
>0
>IT engineering
>once paid a hooker to suck me off
>alone
>pretty okay just got a copy of total war warhammer

>age
25
>height
6'2
>weight
185
>job
computer operator in a warehouse
>money
13.50 an hour
>education
bachelors in information systems
>virginity
yes
>relationship
had 1 in highschool and 1 in college. Nothing over a few months
>happiness
4/10. Might be higher if I didn't live with parents.

>>34986032
>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
5'6ft
>WEIGHT
49kg
>JOB
None
>MONEY
4k in total
>EDUCATION
Studyin accounting
>VIRGINITY
(Does sucking dick count? Even tho u didnt cum)
>RELATIONSHIP
None
>HAPPYNESS
Im ok with my life but a get bouts of saddness when i think about how i dont have a partner, i dont stufy for exams and im gonna fail, i have no friends

So i guess im kinda sad

>>34988874
Omg foreverealone
Lol except my bf XD

>>34986032
>>AGE
20
>>HEIGHT
5'9
>>WEIGHT
300lbs
>>JOB
none
>>MONEY
lyk 800 CAD
>>EDUCATION
Highschool drop out
>>VIRGINITY
KHV
>>RELATIONSHIP
Never had one
>>HAPPYNESS
2/10

>>34989245
Not really, but thank you for making me feel included kind anon. <3

(I'm just a failed normie remnant of the old pre-axe ROBOT9000 who did the mistake of visiting the ROBOT9001 and now I cannot leave.) // >>34989061

>AGE
22

>HEIGHT
5'10"

>WEIGHT
160

>JOB
None.

>MONEY
None.

>EDUCATION
about to finish 4 yr degree

>VIRGINITY
12 or so unless i'm forgetting 1.. 10 girls and 2 guys.

>RELATIONSHIP
yeah.

>HAPPINESS
Still pretty low.

>>34986032
>AGE
22
>HEIGHT
5'8
>WEIGHT
180
>JOB
McD's wagie, intern at a local police department
>MONEY
Minimum wage, have about $4000 in the bank
>EDUCATION
Going to get my Bachelor's in a year
>VIRGINITY
KV
>RELATIONSHIP
The closest I have to a ''''''relationship''''' is this hopeless crush on my oneitis who already has a boyfriend.
>HAPPINESS
3-4/10. I'd probably be pretty miserable but I've decided to pursue the self-improvement meme so I'm doing OK at the moment.

>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
6'
>WEIGHT
125
>JOB
NoJob
>MONEY
100$.
>EDUCATION
Double uni dropout. Currently taking web development courses.
>VIRGINITY
Not even close to losing it
>RELATIONSHIP
Ofcourse not
>HAPPYNESS
Antidepressants-Keeping-Me-Alive/10

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>>34986032
>23
>1m82
>80 kilos
>Unemployed
>Only what I've left from last job
>Studied 3 years, got 2 diplomas
>Not a virgin since I am 17
>3 years with my gf
>Pretty good, I have sex almost every day and I go out with my pals, spent last night smoking weed and playing Dragon Ball and Tekken 5 on the ps2. My only problem right now is to find job with a decent pay

>>34986032
>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
180 cm
>WEIGHT
78 kg
>JOB
unemployed
>MONEY
currently using childhood savings
>EDUCATION
college
>VIRGINITY
nonvirgin
>RELATIONSHIP
never had
>HAPPYNESS
3/10

>>34986032
>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
5'9
>WEIGHT
145 lb
>JOB
NEET
>MONEY
$45,000 in bank
>EDUCATION
Some college
>VIRGINITY
Not a virgin.
>RELATIONSHIP
Yes.
>HAPPYNESS
Pretty happy.

>>34986032
>STATS THREAD, GO
>>AGE
23
>>HEIGHT
6'1
>>WEIGHT
220lbs
>>JOB
Lifeguard
>>MONEY
I work very few hours.
>>EDUCATION
Working on my degree.
>>VIRGINITY
Virgin
>>RELATIONSHIP
Never had one.
>>HAPPYNESS
Placid.
>You have 30 seconds to prove you're not a pathetic loser.
I'm loser but I'm not pathetic.

>>34986032
22
5ft11
160 pounds
Unemployed
5000 dolleroos
High School
I am virgin
Schizoid
I want to die

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>>34986032
>19
>5'9
>310
>None
>None
>I'm taking college courses
>Intact
>Never
>I feel happy when escaping through video games and anime but it also makes me sad because it isn't my real life. I'm thinking about asking for an increase in my Prozac tomorrow

>>34986032
age: 19
height: 6'5"
weight: 160-165 lbs
job: none
money: none
education: in college
virginity: yes
relationship: never been in one, always sperged out the few times i was asked
happiness: league of legends

>>34988460
He may be going for a masters or a phd, also it's not that bad. I'm double majoring in econ and poli sci.

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>19
>6'4"
>223lbs
>Just enlisted in the Army
>None yet
>High School Graduate
>Still a virgin
>bf: acquired
>Happy a solid 50% of the time
How'd I do?

>>34990338
can i suck u're dicke

>23
>5 foot 7 inches
>145
>Janitor and a cashier at a grocery market
>$280,000 or so because it changes a lot with the stock market.
>Associates degree in about 3 months.
>Two hand jobs and I got it in not erect.
>Nothing and no friends.
>I'm happy if I tell myself that I am happy and close my eyes while repeating it.

>>34986032
>21
>6'8"
>202lbs
>good joke
>none
>high school + ap courses
>intact
>none
>6/10

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>AGE
Turned 20 on the 15th.
>HEIGHT
1.94
>WEIGHT
94 Kilogram
>JOB
None
>MONEY
about 300 Euro the last time I checked my bank account
>EDUCATION
HIgh-school dropout becuase of depression
>VIRGINITY
Virgin confirmed
>RELATIONSHIP
none, I just want a cute girl or trap with me IRL
>HAPPYNESS
better after getting a prescription for antidepressants

>>34990428
145 pounds... It bothered my brain stupidly leaving that.

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>>34990374
Why aren't you already?

>>34990543
I just thought I should ask first...!

C-Could I see it, please?

>>34990338

Waaait a minute. You have a boyfriend but you're still a virgin? U wot m8?

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>>34990613
No need, a good boy like you should always have something in his mouth.

Trade you, show off that cute ass for me~

>>34986032
>27
>5'4
>135lbs
>Salesgirl at clothing store for rich old ladies
>just enough to get by
>currently in college to be a medical lab tech
>lost at age 18 to my now-husband
>married
>very happy

>>34990624
LDR. Life is pain.

>>34986032
>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
183
>WEIGHT
87kg
>JOB
/
>MONEY
N/A. My parents are rich though.
>EDUCATION
in HS currently
>VIRGINITY
virgin
>RELATIONSHIP
no
>HAPPYNESS
Maybe 4/10? it depends. There are periods when I'm happy/depressed. Most of the time I feel absolutely nothing/empty though.

>AGE
26
>HEIGHT
5'8"
>WEIGHT
Last known was 360 lbs.
>JOB
Stay at home son
>MONEY
0
>EDUCATION
High school graduate
>VIRGINITY
Kissless virgin
>RELATIONSHIP
Single, always have and will be
>HAPPYNESS
Nonexistent

>>34986032
>20
>5'9
>140 lb
>Graphic designer
>Bad
>KV
>Feels bad man
>Swinging between "Man life maybe is wroth trying..." and "kill me now and fuck everything"

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>>34990643
Y-You really think I'm a good boy...?

I'm sorry, I-I really want to try to work do squats and stuff and do the diet all those guides always talk about, but I haven't yet...I really want it to be cute and I hope it will be soon, but I'm a little too embarrassed about how it is now

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>>34990832
Of course you are, you've been so polite so far. Maybe you deserve a little reward. Have an old thingy I took a few months back.

You definitely should, those guides are a good start. A cute boy like you should have a cute ass to show off.

>>34988727
>Perfect. That is a true robot. Stay as long as you like, brother. You're always welcome here.

Thank you very much. I hate my life but my consolation prize is that I fit in here at least.

>>34990946
O-Oh geez, thank you so much, Anon...! I'll try my best!

>>34986906
>being fat really isn't a big deal if you've got friends, family, charisma, a job and a life in general.
I'm not going to say that this guy you're trying to exile from r9k is right but this very sentence is bullshit. Being fat is fucking nightmare and nothing can help you, only diet and gym.

>>34991008
Good boy, I'm sure you'll make some guy very happy one day.

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STOP STUTTERING THROUGH TEXT!!!

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>>34991039
Sounds like someone doesn't like the idea that he isn't as cute as the other Anon.

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>>34991081
no need to rub it in!
origigukal

>>34990946
Post your feet :^)

original post

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>>34991028
Thanks anon, that means a lot...I hope so, too!

>>34991018

I never said anything but diet and exercise can make you get fit. I simply said that if you have friends and family that support you, a job and a social life being fat isn't that big of a deal.

It's a handicap, sure, but so is being one-legged. You don't see those guys crying about how their lives are ruined forever and they quite literally can't fix that problem, unlike the fatsos.

>>34986032
>AGE
22
>HEIGHT
193
>WEIGHT
100kg
>JOB
student
>MONEY
around 10k in American dollars
>EDUCATION
highschool
>VIRGINITY
INTACT
>RELATIONSHIP
none
>HAPPINESS
2/10

for whatever reason women have been attracted to me several times over the years, so I guess I have that going for me, obviously I'm 2 much of a pussy to ever do anything with that attraction tho.

>>34986032
20
4'8
140 lbs
IT Manager
$100k/year
college grad
virgin
never had a bf in my entire life. not even sperg boys in my class like me
sad

>>34991142
You don't think you're cute? I'll be the judge of that, post pics
>>34991160
No :^)
>>34991162
If you're even half as cute as you sound, I have no doubts.

19
5'8
164
U.S Marines 0311
Broke as fuck
Some college for general ed
KHV
Never been in a relationship
It hurts to force myself through everyday.

>>34986032
>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
5'8
>WEIGHT
105lb
>JOB
Unemployed student
>MONEY
5k bong in savings
>EDUCATION
Doing IT at my college
>VIRGINITY
KHV
>RELATIONSHIP
None, not that lonely at the moment but I have a feeling this is the calm before the storm
>HAPPYNESS
3/10 at the moment, no internet on my computer so I have to use the mobile site, but the switch is coming out soon so I'm glad I can have a little comfy break while I play Zelda on it

>>34986032

>AGE
27

>HEIGHT
5'11

>WEIGHT
150

>JOB
4th yr medical student

>MONEY
-200,000

>EDUCATION
4th yr medical student

>VIRGINITY
Nope

>RELATIONSHIP
Nope

>HAPPYNESS
Nope

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>>34991195

If you look young you can pretend to be a 12-year old online and attract pedos. They'd never know the difference if you were to meet IRL.

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>>34991195

R u fat? Wat is ur malfunction?

21 yo
173cm (5'8")
58kg
student
parents provide the money
i'm at my third year at uni
i am part of the virgin community
i have a few friends, none at uni though, not a single girl too
i am moderately happy

today i had tea for three hours with a girl i met on tinder
we haven't talked about sex at all
which is cool because i wouldn't want to tell her i'm a khv, but it also makes me doubt she's actually dtf
I don't even think i would have sex with her myself, she's on the chubby side of the body type spectrum and i prefer girls that are sickfit (so fit they look sick, anorexic)
Anyway, the fact that i was able to keep her interested in talking to me for that much time gives me hope for the future

>HEIGHT
5'7
>WEIGHT
130.5 lb
>MONEY
2/10
>EDUCATION
In school
>VIRGINITY
Intend to stay a virgin for my husband one day
Don't see myself ever being in a relationship but I'll hope for the best
>RELATIONSHIP
Never had one
>HAPPINESS
3/10

I don't understand what anyone gets from these threads. I usually avoid them.

>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
5'4
>WEIGHT
120lb
>JOB
college student
>MONEY
jobless
>EDUCATION
doing something w/ comp science (2nd semester)
>VIRGINITY
khhv
>RELATIONSHIP
no
>HAPPINESS
i'm a friendless turbomanlet virgin. i'm obviously very happy. :)

>>34986032
>>AGE
21
>>HEIGHT
6'1"
>>WEIGHT
155
>>JOB
no
>>MONEY
no
>>EDUCATION
in community college
>>VIRGINITY
khv
>>RELATIONSHIP
never
>>HAPPYNESS
honestly not that bad 5/10

18
5'7
164
Student
Broke
Graduating senior in August
Virgin, farthest ever gotten was making out and getting nudes
Only one was at 15 and that lasted a few months only
Unhappy but could be worse I guess

>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
6'1
>WEIGHT
150 and skinny, virtually no fat
>JOB
Programmer
>MONEY
70k/yr
>EDUCATION
College grad
>VIRGINITY
Yeah
>RELATIONSHIP
Never
>HAPPYNESS
4/10, money can buy some things

>>34986032
>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
6'1
>WEIGHT
185lb
>JOB
yes
>MONEY
53k/yr
>EDUCATION
B.S.
>VIRGINITY
No
>RELATIONSHIP
Yes (overweight gf)
>HAPPYNESS
6/10

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>>34986032
>>AGE
21
>>HEIGHT
5'10"
>>WEIGHT
190
>>JOB
Online job
>>MONEY
Doesn't matter in uni so parents pay for everything, personal money is wasted on gaming and alcohol
>>EDUCATION
In uni
>>VIRGINITY
Yes
>>RELATIONSHIP
None
>>HAPPYNESS
Wish I was dead

>>34986032
19
190cm
175lb
none atm(full time student)
a couple thousands(living with mom so... irrelevant)
2nd year in uni(economics)
cant be a wizard anymore
single
7/10 happy

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>18
>5'7
>70kg
>Student ;^) Doing an internship at Uni
>0, 300 dollars in the bank
>
>KV
>None
>5/10

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>>34991706
Oh ho ho I see someone skipped the age part? Do we have to ring in the mods?

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>>34986032
>AGE
19
>HEIGHT
6'0"
>WEIGHT
170lbs lean muscle
>JOB
Unemployed student
>MONEY
Mostly fro mummy and saving from working summers
>EDUCATION
Passed highschool with a 3.1 GPA currently in a mid tier public university
>VIRGINITY
Lost it, but relating to people is a nightmare and making friends is near impossible
>RELATIONSHIP
Single, can't get over ex
>HAPPYNESS
3/10 most days

>>34986032
>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
5'11"
>WEIGHT
177 lbs
>JOB
None, interviewing at the moment for when I graduate
>MONEY
1.5k in bank, 2k student finance in a month, also have a car worth around 2k (GBP)
>EDUCATION
Finishing degree in < 3 months, Computer Science BSc, On track for a 2:1 at this rate, maybe a 1st if I bother doing anything instead of slacking off all the time.
>VIRGINITY
Lost years ago, 15 at first time inserting, 18 at first time finishing
>RELATIONSHIP
2 years and still going
>HAPPINESS
10/10

>>34987307
70kg is closer to 155

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>AGE
24

>HEIGHT
5'10

>WEIGHT
Significantly obese, but no idea on the actual value

>JOB
NEET

>MONEY
Live with family so not having issues with money. Have a few hundred in the bank.

>EDUCATION
Undergraduate degree.

>VIRGINITY
KHV.

>RELATIONSHIP
None and no experience, assuming you mean romantic specifically.

>HAPPYNESS
I'm in that position where I pity myself and completely lack motivation to do anything making me somewhat unhappy, but I don't have the balls to say I'm in that bad of a position either because ultimately I spend all day playing video games so I really don't have anything to complain about in practice. It could certainly be worse. I was much less happier when I was last working.

>>34986032
20
6'5"
180 lbs.
Undergraduate student
Family is rich
See above
Not virgin
No relationship
Low happiness, maybe 4/10

>>34986600

Be strong. If you lose ya gf you'll kill youself?
You have to depend on yourself.

>>34992510
Well in these threads the post : reply ratio is way off so it doesn't really matter.
and I'm legal most places desu

>>34986261
You're only 18, if you keep drudging through the bullshit, you'll make it to salvation.

>>34987431
neck yourself fagot, no one here is impressed

>>34987917
Lots of people are virgins at 19, it only gets weird if you're out of college and haven't lost it.

>AGE
24
>HEIGHT
6
>WEIGHT
200 lbs
>JOB
Msc Student
>MONEY
6 or 7k savings, 4k a year scholarship
>VIRGINITY
Yes. got bj and kisses though
>RELATIONSHIP
never had one
>HAPPYNESS
I don't feel happy nor do I feel sad. Living a stoic life

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19
5'10
Fat
0
College
Pure
Lmao
Wondering if I should join the Air Force and after serving, go to a better uni or to just stay and get muh bachelor, deciding on what gym to join to lose my weight

>>34986032

>AGE: 22
>HEIGHT: 1.82 m
>WEIGHT: 82 kg
>JOB: i have an interview friday
>MONEY: around 570 euros
>EDUCATION: studying at uni
>VIRGINITY: had sex once, 4 years ago
>RELATIONSHIP: not in the last 4 years
>HAPPYNESS: running low, someone has a spare happyness for me?

>>34986032
>>AGE
26
>>HEIGHT
6'1 (185cm)
>>WEIGHT
240lb (~110kg)
>>JOB
IT low-level manager
>>MONEY
28k$ (~90k$ local PPP equivalent)
>>EDUCATION
bachelor's in compsci
master's in informatics
>>VIRGINITY
100% pure
>>RELATIONSHIP
Never ever, kv
>>HAPPYNESS
6/10 (7/10 on a sunny day), I;ve never been chemically depressed in my life and am feeling fulfilled most of the time, except when the existential crisis or >tfw no gf hit.

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>22
>5'8"
>140 lbs
>fastfood, minimum wage
>$3K in savings
>High school diploma
>still a virgin
>no gf in 5 years
>lonely, no future, no hobbies, otherwise ok i guess

>>34986032
Tbh baka senpai

Xddxdxxdd
Proginalle

>>34986032
29
177cm
72kg
unemployed
11k cash, 10kshares, 28ksuperannuation, 40k student debt
2 BAs
Not a virgin
In a relationship
Happy but bored

>>34993682
Smh desu senpai

Dfhxjendjfjdjjn
Dhndfhheh

>>34993732
Testing baka desu senpai
Xkdmekffo
Kjghxddddxxxxxdxxdxxdxdx

>>34993753
desu git gud

>AGE
27
>HEIGHT
6'5"
>WEIGHT
250 pounds
>JOB
Electrician
>MONEY
$57k/year
>EDUCATION
2 years of university, 2 year trade school certificate
>VIRGINITY
lost at 18
>RELATIONSHIP
no gf since 2009
>HAPPYNESS
4/10 independent but feel bored and lonely frequently

21
5'7
60kg
medschool
kek
see up there
not a virgin, had one (1) gf
gfless for over two years now
7/10

>>34992751
4chan is 18+, gtfo

>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
5'8"/172cm
>WEIGHT
60kg
>JOB
Work 8-5 every Friday in an office, will look for full-time work after university.
>MONEY
Got a few thousand pounds saved up.
>EDUCATION
Final year of business degree.
>VIRGINITY
Intact
>RELATIONSHIP
No, only relationships I've ever had have been online with girls living in Russia.
>HAPPYNESS
Could be happier, wish I had a right-wing girlfriend who shares my interests and for my father to chill out when it comes to doing stuff.

>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
6'2"
>WEIGHT
200lbs
>JOB
Graphic design intern
>MONEY
I'm in college, so no
>EDUCATION
College senior at state school
>VIRGINITY
Lost at 16
>RELATIONSHIP
Regretfully single
>HAPPYNESS
Meh

>AGE
22
>HEIGHT
5'9
>WEIGHT
230lbs
>JOB
None
>MONEY
None
>EDUCATION
None
>VIRGINITY
Virgin
>RELATIONSHIP
Had bfs but never went past kissing, currently single
>HAPPYNESS
Chronically depressed and severely lonely

>>34986032
>Small shoulders
>Massive arms
>Chicken legs
The fuck?

>>34994327
His legs look fine, ankles and calves aren't legs.

>>34994346
They're WAY the fuck out of proportion compared to the rest of his body.

>>34988122
You sound pretty hot tbqh:3

>>34986032

27
6'1
190
Attorney
90k
JD
Not a virgin
In a relationship
7/10. Wish I had more free time; all I do is work.

>AGE
19
>HEIGHT
Idk like average height
>WEIGHT
68 kilo
>JOB
Operator, engineer
>MONEY
45k
>EDUCATION
Basic highschool qual
>VIRGINITY
Had sex
>RELATIONSHIP
Hav gf
>HAPPYNESS
8/10

>all these happiness @ 5 or 6 +/10
Why come to this board at all? Why choose to be in a place where you don't belong?

>>34994600
Sometimes people can relate to these posts without being depressed. Or at least help people in need

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>>34994469
How to pass lsat

>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
5'3"
>WEIGHT
105
>JOB
student
>MONEY
0
>EDUCATION
student
>VIRGINITY
yes
>RELATIONSHIP
no
>HAPPINESS
no

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>>34986032
>SEX
male
>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
175cm
>WEIGHT
~65kg
>JOB
none
>MONEY
at the moment ~ 5000 Euro
>EDUCATION
Fachhochschulreife (no idea how to discribe it in english)
>VIRGINITY
yes
>RELATIONSHIP
nope
>HAPPYNESS
~3/10, severe depression occasionally