OFFICIAL VALENTINES DAY VENTING THREAD

That's small time. The past 5 girls in 2 years I've got to know really fucking well, who all wanted to spend time with me (movies, lunch, cooking at home etc) acting like it was headed somewhere went on to find boyfriends and cut contact with me.

I just don't care anymore, I just can't anymore.

Never again.

>>34871128
I'm so sorry anon. organi

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> Mom usually gets me candy and money on Valentine's day
> Look forward to at least getting twenty bucks
> open the bag
> bunch of candy
> okay.jpg
> mfw the only money inside is a pre-paid gas card
I feel bad complaining because I don't want to be an ingrate but it's not even a gift card for a nice dinner or something

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>Your cartoon waifu will never be real

She even has a beaner boyfriend in the show.

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>>34871894
>Sister's boyfriend might buy her some chocolate
>I might get to have some when she doesn't want to eat it all due to calories

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>>34871090
>shops overstock in candies
>They will go to the bargain bin tomorrow.
Shit is good mang

>>34872351
I swear to god, I call this time of year FunDip Season because you can get a 24 pack of fundips at the dollar store for a buck each starting day after Valentine's...only thing I need.

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>>34872307
>>34872329
Fuck off back to >>>/co/ or kill yourself faggot

>>34872403
>mfw they stopped selling poptarts in the entire fucking city.

Strawberry poptarts with Nutella was the light of my existance

>tfw girls with bfs contact me and flirt anyway

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>look up oneitis to see if she's doing anything today
>her facebook is deleted

I'm positive I wasn't blocked, I was using a retarded sock puppet and she didn't show up when I looked her up in a different browser. Why would a girl delete her facebook?

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I feel like I'm not even that weird or particularly disliked but I have cripplingly low self-confidence so I never even attempt to ask girls their names, much less on dates or whatever. I've tried getting /fit/ which has helped a bit but I still don't like myself that much.

>>34872419
people who think strawberry poptarts are not the best poptarts are wrong.

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>>34872411
NO

I'LL NEVER LEAVE NOW.

>>34872463
My sister deleted her Facebook when she was looking for a job because many employers look to see how active you are on social media. It might just be a temporary thing.

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>>34872502
You are a man of taste

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>it's another "anon contemplates blowing his head off while playing video games alone in the dark on valentine's day" episode

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>>34872463
really good catches that date older men often delete jewbook so they dont have to deal with little boys
>used to date one

>>34871894
>Mom giving you a Valentine gift
Fucking pathetic

>>34872544
I'm assuming you're a male

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>>34872694
obviously, if i was a stacy i wouldve been able to get my crush a long time ago and id be riding the cock carousel right now for valentines day instead of posting on a filipino carpentry board

When and where can I get leftover Valentine's candy for cheap? Walmart, or should I try local dollars stores like >>34872403
mentions?

>>34872785
Just get drunk and go to a gay village, seems easy enough

>Got chocolate at work
>From coworker
>Male coworker
>He had too much so he gave me some
A-at least I got some...
Should I even bother going out to bars tonight to try to hook a lass (and fail)?

>>34872522
Her facebook was pretty clean before but that's a possibility I suppose. Oddly enough I just found a twitter account made last month with her name and face on it, she must've made it after deleting her facebook for some reason.

>>34872615
That seems plausible, she was a lot more mature than most people our age and I've never seen her date anyone. Don't think she's into older guys though, just isn't really into normie crap.

>>34872849
whenever i get drunk i just cry in my bathtub over my life's failures. also i dont want casual sex i want a boyfriend

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>message my only match on tinder today
>she actually responded

I don't know where to go from here I didn't even expect to get to this step

>>34871090
Today my only real friend got a gf. Now I'm all alone.

>>34872925
Well I get number off girls by following this method, eye contact, quick conversation, drinks, dance, outside break, then you use the break outside to talk more and ask for a number, it's worked for me

>>34872926
Just ask to meet at some restaurant. Don't think about it just do it. If you hit it off great, if you don't you gained a bit of experience and self confidence. Close r9k and go for it.

valentine's day never bothered me, never really registers with me at all. doesn't feel different than any other day.

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I fucking miss my ex so much man

I dont even care that she cheated on me with chad and chose chad over me, I'd forgive her for everything if she just came back

Shes with him right now, enjoying his cushy chicago apartment; I'm stuck here in fucking nowhere slogging through senior year of college

Fucking K I L L me please

>>34873064
trust me man its not the same as a man getting men. most guys in my area arent gay, period, and arent even flexible with their sexuality. and the ones that are gay are either extremely ugly or promiscuous mansluts. theres just no hope

>>34872925
>having a bathtub

REEEEE I'm fucking jealous. I would dedicate an hour every day to smoking a joint and listening to music in the bathtub If I had one

>>34872843
Walmart, CVS, local dollarstores, doesnt really matter i think

as long as they have fucking fundip

>>34872898
If she is attractive, men will pay attention to her. Most likely I'm right and she gets paid by older dudes to hang out, sometimes topless. they make stupid good money if they are mean enough
>or she is wise and you need to know her

>>34873064
dude you have to be a 8/10+ chad for something like this to work.

>>34873135
Does anywhere near you not have a gay village? Manchester does in England

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>japanese exchange student brought a big bag of candy for all her friends

My crush might have found someone else making me a cuck but at least I got this yummy marshmallow pop.

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>>34873147
WELL listen if you be my bf you can sit in it as much if you want i-if thats what you l-like

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>>34873184
yeah there's one in toronto but its ghetto as fuck.

>>34871090
I kind off managed to give a rose to a girl It went okay, so a few hours earlier I messaged her and she took all her anti depressants and is trying to kill herself
RIP my self esteem

Seriously, this board is fucking obsessed with valentine's day. Shut the fuck up!! I went onto Facebook and there was less shit about valentine's day there than here. I thought it was supposed to be all about not needing a gf..TRUE ROBOTS DON'T NEED A GF.

I'm shocked lads, shocked. What's this all about?

>>34873169
>Most likely I'm right and she gets paid by older dudes to hang out, sometimes topless
That is an incredibly huge assumption. This girl is 19 years old and her dad makes good money, she's not stretched for cash.

She probably is wise but the problem is I confessed to her after high school graduation and scared her away and now I'm too ashamed to talk to her again.

>>34873339
dude did you call the cops?

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>>34871090
every fucking time. i get bitches flirting with me but then they're like "oh i have a BF XDDD"

thats okay though, id probably end up with pic related

>>34871894
>drives
chad please go away

>>34873296
Better than nothing I guess

Ravioli

>all of the normies I know are complaining about today
>they're the same people that have a new fling whenever I run into them

Have a girl who is single and absolutely perfect, but still can't even talk to her because I'm such an inept faggot.

>WHY EVEN LIVE

>>34873535
please talk to her anon, and like actually tlak to her not that pussy thing where your friend drags you to her and you get shy

the world keeps moving and she won't always be available

I know it's a commercial holiday nowadays but I'm a lil sad about tfw no qt

>>34873388
worry about shame when you're dead. go get her, actually try and don't just stalk her or some shit

also its not always about the money, and sometimes its about having cash their parents don't know about so they can use it how they want.
>literally dated a 19 yr in the same situation, but I hope yours is a bit more promising
>>I'm still so sad inside

>>34873535
life is too short, and there are good women all around you.
there's nothing wrong with failure, but there is something wrong with quitting.
I've honestly been seeing alot more cuties with dudes that are atleast 2.5 points under them.
get friends, like seriously DO NOT TRY TO FUCK THEM, be cool and get along, get invited to parties, meet some of their friends, ???, profit
women are the best wingmen for picking up women

>>34873993
I don't stalk, this was the first time I've looked her up in four months.

Part of why I'm so embarrassed is because she actually invited me out to lunch four months after I confessed to her and after the lunch I never contacted her again and she didn't contact me. I don't even know how to get into contact with her anymore. I probably could dig up her number on my old phone but it seems pathetic to call/text her after not seeing her for four months. The only other way I see getting into contact with her is through her best friend who shares a lecture class with me, but I'm not eager to do that because she hasn't shown any recognition towards me.

So the girl you were dating was whoring herself out to older guys? Sorry to hear that, but that isn't something that would be normal in my area, I'm not worried about that.

>>34874190
dude, find the number, talk to the bitch's friend, do what you need to do to live without regrets.
and some women think that kinda stuff is romantic.

My girl did a little of everything, but I also made money off it for a bit. It is a weird experience, and it sucks cause we were best friends for a year or two before this started. but thats in the past

your girl sounds great. go fucking get her, thats what women really want. men that take what they want

>>34874636
Why didn't she find confessing romantic then? I think the problem is I came across as desperate. Not sure how to not do that again. I'm a lot better at talking to girls now (tell rather than ask, don't stutter, etc), but I can't think of how to approach starting a conversation with her out of the blue, or if I should mention or avoid what's happened in the past. Chances are she doesn't have my number in my phone anymore.

Also, you made money off your girl? Were you pimping her?

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How are you coping, lads?
Beer, vidya, and atmospheric black metal for me.

>>34874965
Pepsi and Phil Collins

I wish I could drink

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>Crush is close friend
>Sent him an Anal Cunt album earlier as a joke with a message/heart
>He still hasn't seen the message
He'll see it eventually but I'm way more sad than I should be.

Shameless advertising of my own thread, because I'm too depressed at this point for shame

>>34875013
>>34875049

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>yesterday
>talking with female coworker about Valentines Day
>she says she'll probably be drinking and smoking all alone again
>tell her if she doesn't want to spend it alone, she can join me in doing the same (+taco lunch)
>she giggles and says she'll think about it
>February 14, 2017
>6:13 PM
>...

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>hot girl in work gives me tons of attention, compliments and jokes with me today


STOP GIVING HOPES TO LONELY DESPERATE INCELS I KNOW THAT CHADMAL IS PLOWING YOU RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEE KILLL ALLL WOMEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN

>>34875252
>tfw you put a lot of effort into a post/thread and get no replies

Have a (You) my friend, it's on the house.

>>34874912
don't mention the past, talk to her like a girl youd know now. be confident and always assume she likes you. just be brief, tell her what you think without being too deep, and ask her out for coffee/ a drink or something. regret is the worst

and yeah, I kinda got dragged into pimpin a little. It really kills you inside if you're not a sociopath. If I could change what happened I would have done anything to keep her inside and off heroin
>women NEED tough love

>>34875273
why didnt you hit her up
do the classic, oh hey I happen to be by your place running some errands, you wanna burn one real quick? get a foot in the door
>>34875275
again, use hot friends as bait to get her other friends. you need to think strategically, and keep moving

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>girl used to really like me about 18 months ago
>was too inept and retarded to do anything
>she moves to a different town
>still visits every like 2 weeks
>have begun to like her back
>now angry she moved
>it'd be weird to start talking to her again because we haven't spoken in 2 months and have no mutual interests


Fucking hell.

No gf. No love. Had a chance but it all fell to pieces. Drunk now. Cant stand up. I love her i love her ilove her. crying

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Former robot here to remind you you're all gonna make it some day. You dont need to be chad, nor do you have to resort to fat chicks or blacks. I met my current gf through a fem boy friend. Fags have all the cutest female friends.

>>34875683
Sad. Life is pretty sad.

>>34875769
>Former Robot

Fuck off Normiecuck. You were never a robot.

Is using social media a requirement to get into a relationship these days?

>>34876169
Using social media is a requirement to be considered human these days.

>>34876169
yes because it saves them the trouble of actually interacting with you and knowing who you are.

>>34876209
I might just say fuck it and go full normie mode with that shit then. What's popular right now? Just instagram and snap chat mainly, right? I don't want a facebook.

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>>34871090
>develop oneitis really bad for a coworker
>she has a bf
>try to move on, I have a couple of other girls seemingly interested and flirting with me
>I'd much rather be with my oneitis but hey, that's not happening anytime soon and I might as well explore other options, right?
>they also both turn out to have bfs
>this whole time I'm just becoming more and more obsessed with oneitis
Well at least I'm free to focus on her now.

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>>34871090
>he just likes me a lot more than I like him

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>>34875769
>Former robot here to remind you you're all gonna make it some day.

Don't fucking patronize us with your saccharine lies.

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>she knows my intentions
>she just doesn't take me seriously at all

>>34876662
This always happens to me. I just want to be taken seriously.

>>34875360
Alright, I'll think of some excuse to talk to her and ask her out to lunch. I bet if I can get past that first step in a reasonable way she'll agree to meet up.

So what ended up happening with your girl? Did she died or did you have to drop her once she was too far gone?

I don't even care this year. Fuck it. I'm just going to be alone.

FUCK OFF NORMIE KEKS ROEEEEEEE

>>34871090
Well, this is the most confused I've felt in a long time.

>go to see John Wick 2 with a qt I've been talking with for a while
>it's platonic but I feel a slight romantic undercurrent
>try out a thing I've been wanting to try
>moving my arm a little closer to her, from "playful bump" to "my hand's on your thigh how have you not swatted me away" to "okay so my arm's around you and my hand's around or at boob level".
>on the drive home she starts talking about her exes
>We hang out at her place before she has to go to work
>tells me about a dude who's been hitting on her for like two years (nigga's probably a robot, Brett W if you read this Shayla's probably not interested hate to break it to ya)
>she like lightly presses her fingers into me and trails them across my sides when I give her a hug goodbye

I'm getting vibes from her for sure, but I expected...I don't really know what I expected.

Anyway, gtfo reeeeee etc. etc.

>everywhere I look, normies with flowers for their gf
>couples holding hands
>friends all tell me what their plans are with their bf/gf
>I'm excited for them and genuinely think it's cute but holy fuck it's depressing
>tfw no boy will ever bring me flowers or buy me jewelry

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>>34871090
>snapchat
>use filter that gives you lipstick and qt eyes and eyelashes to be funny
>look strangley good
>four of my straight friends say they would unironically fuck me
>mfw my straight friends have more sexual and romantic interest in me than any girl ive met in years
>mfw I realize im better off being a trap

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>>34877422
>tfw too fat to be a trap

>>34877408
If you're a girl, I'll gf you this instant.

>>34877408
Plsb in utah

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>tfw am single and have always been
>valentines day make me genuinely happy
>i just enjoy seeing other people happy and enjoying each others affection
>look forward to one day maybe having someone to share the day with me

>>34878037
sukiyaki desu

>>34874965
>Atmo black metal
I'll suck ur dick

>>34872502
blue berry fucking retard

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Fuck this fucking holiday. I played it off and acted chipper all day to fool people, but now that the day is over and I'm home by myself, I'm fucking depressed.

Another fucking year of perpetual loneliness and escalating horniness.

You guys are lucky, at least you don't have to deal with girlfriend drama

>>34875224
I'm sorry, friend. We're all really sad today.

I like Anal Cunt too. I think they're fun.

Stay strong. I know how hard it is.

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>>34871090
>Thanks for the sweet message, I gotta go, I have stuff planned with a friend.

>>34878488
Seriously fuck off with that shit. Some of us are so disconnected from women that even some verbal harassment would be appreciated.

>>34873127
>ex
leave now and NEVER RETURN you filthy norman

>>34878523
Holy Fuck

I would literally blow my brains and anyone within 50 feet's brains out if I ever got that sort of message

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>be me
>been talking to a girl online for a few months
>She says she loves me
>I say I love her too
>Fast forward to a week ago
>She starts acting weird
>She just answer my texts twice a day
>Some days dont even answer
>Today asked her whats wrong
>Realize its probably something I said
>Text her "Lets forget this, I love you"
>She didnt answer me back


Once again, my autism probably fucked up everything. Fuck this man

>>34873127
>I dont even care that she cheated on me with chad and chose chad over me, I'd forgive her for everything if she just came back
McKill you're areself ok?

>>34873190
>Japanese exchange student
This is why I miss school.

>>34878719
Ghost her and move on.

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>>34872502
Everyone knows smores poptarts are the best.

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other boards report in

/pol/ here

>she liked my chocolate and flowers and said she wanted to go get drinks this weekend

MAYBE I CAN FINALLY REGAIN MY HUMANITY AND FUCKING LEAVE THIS SHIT BOARD
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I don't get why you would be more upset on valentines day than any other day. I've had 24 years experience with being alone on valentines day. Its not meant for me. Just like I don't get upset about people celebrating hanukkah

>>34871090
Ah, Valentine's Day. It's a holiday that should serve as the darkest day in the wizard's calendar, the winter solstice of our tribe. It's the time when the unlovable are supposed to feel their deprivation most keenly.

However, Valentine's Day never bothered me. New Years Eve and birthdays have always been more painful. Plenty of people spend Valentine's Day alone. It's far worse to be reminded that another year has elapsed and that nothing has changed save that you are older. For a wizard, St. Januarius is far more terrifying than St. Valentine could ever hope to be.

If one is truly without hope of being desired, you don't need to see florists hawking roses to remind you of what you'll never have. All you need do is walk down the street and see a couple casually kissing before parting ways. How upsetting could a drug store's display of heart-shaped boxes of candy once a year be when you walk into your local diner every weekend alone, just as you always have, and see every other table occupied by couples laughing and talking with each other. No grand romance on display, just men and women enjoying each other's company and living as people are meant to.

People complain about how artificial Valentine's Day is, how silly it is to have a day dedicated to romantic love. I agree; it's ludicrous to think something so many take for granted, something so natural, could be confined to a single day. Were it otherwise! If Valentine's Day was the wizard's longest night, we abominations would find solace in it. We would only have to endure a single day and the world would become bright again. Sadly, we know better. Regardless of how many days we struggle through, night only grows longer. Until, eventually, we reach our final day and nighttime is the only thing remaining. It goes without saying, of course, that this last day is the only one a monster has any reason to celebrate.

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>>34879065
/sp/ here

olopoop

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>convince myself to go to uni
>every fucking girl, even a literal 2/10 with a butterface & no tits or ass has chocolates. balloon, etc.
>during lunch, black chick sits by herself next to my empty table
>hopes get up for one split second
>drop immediantly when a guy & some girls bring her chocolate
She was ugly, too. I HATE THIS FUCKING COMMERCIALZIATION STUPID NROMESI RONANCE REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34879065
/m/ reporting

>>34878998
This already happened 3 times. Everytime I say we should meet in real life, she just acts like this and then go back to normal.

Catfish? She is nervous? She thinks Im some kind of Chad because Im good looking

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>>34871090
TFW gf lives too far away for work to hang out on Valentines day, and we had to do it over the weekend.

REEEEEEE, I want sex!!

>>34877962

My story

>>34872785
you got any contact anon? im single and looking for a bf. im rich though so no need to spend money on me

>be 12
>school is selling and distributing roses for valentines day
>decide to buy a dozen
>put my name on the receiving and giving lines
>valentines day, chads and stacies getting their single roses from their two week lovers
>teacher hands me the dozen roses
>"Omg anon who got you those!"
>everyone crowding around me to see who got me a dozen roses
>freeze up while nervously laughing
>teacher calls them off

>go home and give them to my mom

I'm sure someone saw my name on them. just wanted to get my mom flowers.

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I didn't bother with uni today, I don't want to see anyone.

I just sat in my room, didn't even eat.

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>went to work today
>someone had put a "Valentine's Day" dvd on my coat
>oh that's nice
>could only have been a 6/10 girl (who I think is interested in me) or the two older ladies I work with being nice
>later on see it got taken away
>what the fuck
>doesn't matter anyway because I'm gay and the guy I like won't even respond
>keep getting a million little signs from the universe that I should go for the dude anyway

I last emailed the guy late Saturday night. I'm annoyed because he told me I could email him anytime, but why bother if it takes multiple days to get back to me. I'm annoyed and kind of just want to send another blunt message saying

>Hey, you're probably busy, but email is fucking slow
>Here's my number instead
>Also let me know if you want to hang out
>Bye

And leave it at that. I'm just so tired of it all.

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>Tfw I was outsick today
>Tfw don't even care for the holiday anyway

alone again this year just like every single fucking year . gf lives 5000 miles away and wants to break up with me. want to kms

>>34879555
>gf
GET OUT
GET OUT NOW
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE NORMAN
LEAVE NOW
IF YOU HAVE A GF YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT EVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> its valentines day, the amount of thots with roses waddling through the hallways is unbearable because I'm by myself
>go to my world history class, take my test, leave when class is dismissed
>go home
>mummy received an email that I was absent after my world history teacher fucked up and marked me absent
>ANON DID YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND?? DID YOU TAKE HER OUT DURING CLASS XXXDDDDDDDDDD I BET SHES KOREAN, YOU PROBABLY LIKE KOREANS DONTCHA ANON
>mummys chad boyfriend slants eyes and everyone at the table is laughing at me
>pull out my autistic Razer Deathadder Chroma gaming mouse
>screech DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYONE WHO OWNS SOMETHING LIKE THIS CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND
>ANON WHATS YOUR KOREAN GIRLFRIENDS NAME, IS IT KIMMY XXXDDD
>NO, HER NAME IS FUK YU
>leave and reeee off to my tendie dungeon
>feed my lizard twenty crickets and angrily watch them die

>>34871894
>>34872690

ya i haven't gotten a valentines gift in at least 10 years, i prefer it that way because it feels less pathetic and i can spend more time not remembering what day it is.

deep down i think they know that, it's an unspoken form of sympathy and pity.

>>34873064
>Well I get number off girls by following this method

you lost me at eye contact, that's game over right there.

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>>34871090
>224 matches on tinder
>60 likes on okcupid
>~50 matches on bumble
and not a single fucking gf

life is really starting to get exhausting

>>34873351
>TRUE ROBOTS DON'T NEED A GF

All people need someone to cuddle with :(

The only reason we're here is because not being able to get one quite literally turns you insane

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>>34871090
I divorced my wife of a decade less than 2 years ago. Every holiday is a living hell. I will never get used to waking up alone. I've become too misogynistic by now to consider dating and the misanthropy gets stronger every day.

Last week I realized I would die alone, unloved, in a small apartment in my 50s. This caused something in my chest to become inflamed and landed me in the hospital. If I think about it too long, I feel my heart rate spike and the chest pains come back.

Trying to get lost in fantasy only makes it worse.

>>34879973
>>~50 matches on bumble

what the fuck is bumble?

>>34880460
>bumble
It's like tinder but only the girl can initiate a conversation if there's a match

>>34871090
fucking mom told me " hey anon it's valentine's day, if you have someone don't forget to message her"

REEEEEEEE I WANT A GF MOM PLEASE GIVE BIRTH TO ONE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJUUUJUUUJCK

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>tfw haven't talked to a female this semester
why isn't my history degree getting me money and bitches?

I'm 18 and i want to start dating

I'm too scared my parents will dislike the idea, I'm an ultimate pussy when it comes to parents

Nobody likes a person who can't drive anyway

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didn't really think about it much. gave up on love years ago. high res photos of winona are enough for me.

>tfw 28 years old and pretty much given up on finding a woman
I've embraced wizardry. There's no hope left for me.

>>34872411
Send them to >>>/trash/

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>about a month ago I was sure I would have gf on valentine's this year
>met a girl who was legitimately fun to talk to and qt
>turns out she was a huge snake
>she actually did have a bf but never told me
>stopped hitting her up, I might say 'hi' if I see her in passing
>tell my irl friends I don't care at all about her
>in reality I care a whole bunch and wish she'd break up with that fag she's with

>>34871894
my mom got me a cookie shaped like a heart :)

>>34871090
>tfw every girl they I find some sort of connection to already has a bf
Make connections with her and wait until she has no BF. Then obtain BF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tOSxlaXkbU

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>In High School there was this special thing where you could pay Student Council to send someone to sing to someone you like during class
>You could also request to be anonymous
>Every Valentine's Day there was a bunch of girls walking in to sing to someone else and then they'd give them a teddy bear or something
>Every Valentine's Day I hoped I'd get one
>Every Valentine's Day I wanted to give it to a girl, but then I found out they already had someone
>I always wanted to see that cheerleader all dressed up to walk up to my table just to tell me, "Yeah, Someone likes you."

Those were some of my first encounters with >tfw no gf. I fucking sucked, but now it hurts.

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OFFICIAL COPING HIERARCHY:
the pederastic tradition (boypussy)>>>drugs>>>high art>>>misogyny>>>>>>>attempting to attain gf

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>another one of my former classmates has got engaged
>here I am collecting waifu figures
Not that I'd want to be married at 20. But it must be nice to be loved so much.

>>34871090
>tfw every girl they I find some sort of connection to already has a bf
god I hate this
How does this even happen? Am I just unlucky?

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>>34880936
>didnt even know trash existed
>check it out
>80% fucking furries
thanks for making the board cunts

im out of town for work and i have to miss my gf for valentines this year, but at least i get to go home to pound town in a couple days

>tfw coworker is having trouble with her chad boyfriend on valentine's day


really makes me think

>>34871894
Hey, you got candy. I wish I got candy. ;-;

>>34872463
Facebook is ancient and garbage anyway. People just post about cats and shit.

>>34872690
t. jealous that his mum never loved him

>>34872880
>Should I even bother going out to bars tonight to try to hook a lass (and fail)?
Trying and failing is better than nothing.

How do none of you have gfs are you all autistic or something. Is it your all really ugly?
Or is it your afraid to approach a crush.

i feel the same way. Everytime i meet a guy, he already has a gf and we end up being just friends

>>34883039
https://discord.gg/vtFUMD8

>>34875252
>3 replies and 1 image omitted
>tfw you see your fellow robot's thread didn't turn out well ;-;
Here's a (you).

>>34871090
spent it with my qt cousin, we cuddled

so you're into incest, that is odd

>>34883152
That's probably the most middle of the road reaction to incest I've seen.

I only got to fuck my date once after I brought her home. She said she was too tired after. And left in the morning without saying goodbye.

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>tfw mummo buys you beer and that heart shaped pizza

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I want my mother to ask me about meeting anyone again so I can be clear this time.

I am never, EVER getting a girlfriend. I WILL die alone and that's what's happening, I don't give two shits about getting to know my normie ass family that is better than me in every way. Fuck off, just fuck off.

IT'S

NEVER

EVEEEEEEEER

HAPPENING

>>34878037
This is actually how I feel too.

>>34879065
>tfw don't really use a home board but use a variety of boards

>>34883231
Nice grandma you have, Antti.

>>34880580
That sounds extremely horrifying.

>>34873351
>having jewbook

Great, fuck off back to it then faggot.

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I met a girl the other day. The only girl I speak to. She seemed very nice. Turned out she has a boyfriend and he is a chad. This is too unfair.

>>34883511
>tfw shorter than elliot rodgers e-stat height

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>>34871090
>go on /r9k/ minecraft server to play with my bros
>not a single person is online
>even my minecraft bros are fucking normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34883533

Same. God is punishing us

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I tell myself I don't care about Valentine's Day, but I actually do. Shit fucking sucks.

>>34877422
Post picture fuckboi

>>34883533
Me too. And I fucked my Valentine's date. It's not a valid excuse.

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>tfw spent the day with my imaginary gf

>>34882477
>didnt even know trash existed
what is it, your first day? I mean it's unlisted but it wasn't that long ago when they added it

In any case it means you missed the comfy phase

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>>34872500
>don't have much trouble getting a date on dating sites
>they always say how excited they are to meet me before we do so
>go out with them
>I always reveal myself to be overly cynical and low confidence
>try not to be but I always know when I'm doing it and know the date has gone horribly wrong
>never see or hear from them again

>>34883716
Trash is about as comfy as Tumblr mashed with /s4s/.

>>34883857
I know, now its just a catalog full of generals, but before that, it was pretty comfy

>>34871090
Venting thread? Hopefully thread is still alive by the time I'm done typing.

>Friend dates this cute girl
>She's known for being a bit of a slut
>He didn't care
>They date for a couple months and she starts to complain about their relationship
>Eventually I got tired of her complaining
>Her and I start to hang out more and more
>We grow decently close
>Start cuddling and stuff
>One night we are in her garage looking for something
>She points to something behind me
>I look and there's nothing so I look back
>She suddenly kisses me (my first kiss)
>We stood there for about 5 minutes kissing before heading back inside
>Me and a friend throw a huge party
>Lots of Xanax and alcohol
>She got messed up and was playing spin the bottle, her boyfriend didn't try and stop her
>Eventually she and him went to her car
>She passes out in there for a couple hours
>She wakes up at like 3am
>Party is over and we are cleaning
>Gives me the idea that, me, her, and her boyfriend should go to his house
>I know I should stay and help my friend clean but I couldn't help myself
>I drive her car with them in it to his house
>We stay the night there
>Next morning, we are all sitting in her boyfriends room smoking weed
>She texts me asking if I wanted to leave and go get Starbucks
>Say yes
>She makes up an excuse and we leave
>Spend the day with her
>Eventually go back to her house
>Cuddling and all of that
>Things got a little intense
>End up rubbing her pussy and eating her out through the pants she was wearing, as a tease
>Nothing else happened, but things were obviously moving forward
>Next day she breaks up with her boyfriend

>>34884058
>He's obviously mad, I understood why, and I don't blame him
>Her and I hang out more
>2 Days later her and I are at my house
>Things got heated again
>This time her pants are off, and I actually finger her and eat her out
>She also gave me road head later that day
>Huge issue with me almost attempting suicide
>I get sent away to a mental hospital for a few days
>Come back and everything is normal
>Everything continued as normal for a while
>At some point while we hung out she gave me a blowjob
>She ends up having to stay 40 minutes away for a couple days
>First attempt I made to see her ended badly
>The cops found us smoking weed in my car, he took our things but no ticket thankfully
>Now the time is last Saturday
>Go back to see her again
>This time goes smoothly
>I eat her out and finger her again in my car
>Gives me more road head, but I didn't finish
>Things happened and we ended up having sex in the back of my car
>That was my first time having sex
>I don't even really enjoy sex that much, but she loved it, so I did as well
>We talk a little bit about our situation
>She says, "I won't allow myself to love you."
>I forget the reasoning, but I tried to argue it
>I genuinely felt like her and I would have a good relationship
>Night ends and everything
>Now it's Monday
>Everything seemed normal
>Towards the end of the day she goes off and was mad at me
>Absolutely done with me
>I understand why she was mad, and to be fair I deserve it
>Things are pretty much over with her for good I guess

I'm sure some of you have had worse experiences, but I'm still pretty torn up. I've taken quite a few painkillers tonight, to numb my emotions. I'm having genuine thoughts of attempting suicide again, I probably won't. Maybe love just isn't meant for me, or maybe there's something wrong with me, I don't know.

I'll just continue to drown myself in drugs and alcohol till I either die or something really good happened, but fuck it.

>>34884058
>>34884068
Sounds like it was your fault for betraying your friend.

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>>34871090
>tfw every boy I find some sort of connection to already has a gf

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>>34884886
Find a connection with me

>>34884833
Yeah, it could be karma kicking me in the ass

I feel like terrible because history is repeating itself. Fuck feeling regret. It's such a shit emotion.

>>34882972
A mix of ugly people, autists and ugly autists

Now GET OUT YOU NORMIE FUCK

>>34872351
U-urabe-chan?